''[[DangerDeadpan Tropers and tropesses, this is your captain speaking]]. We are currently cruising at an [[ReadingsAreOffTheScale immeasurable altitude]], and will be [[ComingInHot unexpectedly forced to make an emergency crash landing]] in approximately [[ExactTimeToFailure three and a half hours]]. The fasten seatbelts light has been switched off, so you may feel free to [[DeathInTheClouds murder your fellow passengers under mysterious circumstances]], but please be aware that [[RuleOfDrama drama dictates]] there be a GreatDetective on board at all times. Our [[SexyStewardess impossibly glamorous cabin crew]] will soon be along to provide you with FanServiceWithASmile, and in the meantime, please enjoy our fine selection of tropes related to aircraft and air travel.''
** [[RealLife/CoolPlane Real Life Cool Planes]]
''[[Film/SnakesOnAPlane That's it!]] [[Creator/SamuelLJackson I've]] [[MemeticMutation had it with these]] [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife time-consuming tropes]] on this time-consuming plane! Strap yourselves in, I'm gonna open some webpages!''