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->You can do magic
->You can have anything that you desire
->Magic, and you know
->You're the one who can put out the fire
->-[- America, "Magic"-]

Welcome to your one stop shop for MagicItems! \\
Please don't touch anything that [[SealedEvilInACan tells you to touch it]] while you're in here. \\
Or anything that [[PowerGlows glows]]. \\
Or anything that looks [[ObviouslyEvil evil]]. \\
Or anything that looks [[HappyFunBall totally harmless]].\\
Actually, just don't touch ''anything'' in here.

Magical items take a vast number of forms and serve a huge number of purposes. Whether it's a ring of invisibility, a sword that can cut through anything, or an amulet of protection, you'll find it here. Be warned however; these items often have dangerous drawbacks and are notoriously unpredictable when used in combination with other magical items. If you don't find what you're looking for here in the realm of sorcery, you might check out the shop next door, AppliedPhlebotinum. They carry a large selection of alchemical mixtures, quantum devices, and other essentials for those interested in the modern forms of artifice.

Not to be confused with ''LightNovel/ACertainMagicalIndex''.
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* AdaptiveArmor
* AmplifierArtifact
* AmuletOfConcentratedAwesome
* AmuletOfDependency
* AncientArtifact
* ArtifactDomination
* ArtifactOfDeath
* ArtifactOfDoom
* BagOfHolding
* BloodBath
* CardsOfPower
* ColdIron
* CoolSword
* CosmicKeystone
* ClingyMacGuffin
* ClothesMakeTheSuperman
* CrystalBall
* CrystalPrison
* CrystalSkull
* EmbarrassingButEmpoweringOutfit
* EvilMask
* EvilWeapon
* FamouslyMundaneFictionallyMagical
* FlamingSword
* FlyingBroomstick
* GenieInABottle
* GreenLanternRing
* GreenRocks
* HandOfGlory
* HungryWeapon
* HypnoTrinket
* ImmortalityInducer (sometimes)
* InstantAllegianceArtifact
* InvisibilityCloak
* KryptoniteProofSuit
* LoyalPhlebotinum
* MadeOfMagic
* MagicalEye
* MagicallyBindingContract
* MagicalCamera
* MagicalUnderpinningsOfReality
* MagicCarpet
* MagicCompass
* MagicFeather
* MagicHat
* MagicMap
* MagicMirror
* MagicStaff
* MagicTool
* MagicWand
* MagicalAccessory
* {{Magitek}}
* MaskOfPower
* MayContainEvil
* MineralMacGuffin
* MirrorMoralityMachine
* MorphWeapon
* OnlyTheChosenMayWield
* {{Panacea}}
* PaperTalisman
* PhantomZonePicture
* PortableHole
* PortalBook
* PortalPicture
* PowerCrystal
* PoweredArmor
* PowerNullifier
* PowerLimiter
* ProtectiveCharm
* PublicDomainArtifact
* RealityChangingMiniature
* RealityWritingBook
* RingOfPower
* SetBonus
* SilverHasMysticPowers
* SimpleStaff
* SocketedEquipment
* SoulCuttingBlade
* SoulJar
* SpellBlade
* SpellBook
* SummoningArtifact
* SwissArmyWeapon
* TalkingWeapon
* TarotTroubles
* TomeOfEldritchLore
* TomesOfProphecyAndFate
* TransformationTrinket
* UnbreakableWeapons
* UnholyHolySword
* UpgradeArtifact
* VoodooDoll
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[-This index is not responsible for any lost souls, limbs, or eyebrows resulting from irresponsible use of magical items sold.-]
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