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The War Comms
What originated as a set of Livejournal communities based on the parodying of Shipping wars and other fandom kerfluffles and evolved into a quasi-RP when a few creators...put a bit too much into their sockpuppets. This led to the creation of a third community and then a wiki (which sadly died of spam).

The socks are a group of random fans, based on a wide range of stereotypes and ranging from preteen schoolgirls to thirty-something housewives, all living in a safehouse of epic madness. Whether they're fighting over fandoms, engaging in Ship-to-Ship Combat and character wars or walking in on each other in the showers, there's always some kind of drama to be had. Throughout the comms' run, the socks have formed friendships, romantic relationships, rivalries and reluctant alliances. Oh, and they have a talking cat.

The comms aren't all about the sockpuppets and their adventures, though. Before the comms took on a roleplay-esque premise, people would post whatever caught their fancy and start fake wanks for fun. The comms still do this, just not as much as they used to. Some of the funnier shipping wars have involved SnakesxPlane vs SnakexBadger, Mudkips, various food combinations, and Snape's Wives, Mrs. Sephiroth and Link's Queen having an orgy.

Provides Examples Of:

  • Abhorrent Admirer: William to Chastity, Patrick to Gordon, Rod to Sailor Bimbo
  • Aerith and Bob: Syrius, you have a really strange name compared with most of the other socks.
  • All Issues Are Political Issues: Cassie and Mila are fond of dropping this anvil on pretty much everything.
  • All Love Is Unrequited: Poor Syrius. The worst part is, Molly did have feelings for him but never went for it due to her worries that he might not return them.
  • All Men Are Perverts: Rod and Milos
  • Alpha Bitch: Trisha.
  • Anime Hair: Tons of it.
  • Annoying Younger Sibling: People pity Alyssia when they find out she's related to Patrick.
  • Artificial Limbs: Stella, with both her right arm and leg.
  • Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: Josie's list of "filthy, horrible fandom trends" goes as follows - incest, rape, paedophilia, violence and broccoli.
    • Milos's idea of marrying "unnatural couples" in Fire Emblem Awakening include making "a bunnyboy marry a dragon chick who liked torturin' him for kicks, a dark sorceress marry th' incarnation'a her fell god, a whiny dope with a stick up his bum marry a chick with rage issues 'cause he gets off on her tellin' him where he can shove his whinin', an' Maribelle marry a man."
  • Asshole Victim: Anytime one of the nastier socks gets hurt or humiliated or screwed over in any way, you can't help cheering. (With the exception of the Alexa-Trisha rape, of course)
  • Attention Whore: A lot of the socks have tendencies but the straightest examples are Esmeralda, Patrick, Trisha and Emily.
  • Berserk Button: Just about all the socks have at least one.
    • Do not bash characters around Alyssia, or even look at James wrong.
    • Do not bash female characters around Hannah.
    • Don't mention Code Geass cosplay in front of Chastity if your names are Morgan and Kristan.
    • Don't threaten someone Ralph cares for if you're within his earshot range.
    • Maxie and Maya are VERY protective of their artworks.
    • Cassie hates it when people compare her to Cori Falls, or even worse, call her "Cori" to make fun of or insult her. Also, don't mock other people's legitimate triggers and issues around her. You will regret it.
    • Don't call Trisha fat or by her full name unless you enjoy having beauty products thrown at you.
    • Want to make stuck-up Bridget lose her cool? Belittle the marriage she so proudly waves around like a status symbol.
    • Do not upset or threaten Jeb in front of Tori, and especially don't invade his personal space if he's told you to stop (we're looking at you, Patrick and Rod!)
    • Do not slutshame Maxie. She's damn proud to be an openly sexual being, thank you very much.
    • Do not misuse the word "trigger" in Nancy's prescence if you value your life.
    • Do not accuse Sailor Bimbo of being heterosexual or a fake lesbian. It will not be pretty.
  • Beware the Nice Ones: Even the calmest, sweetest socks can be horribly upset at times.
  • Big Brother Instinct: Age-reversed with Ralph, who is rabidly protective of his older sister Janet. Played straight with Joe, who is easily ticked off by anyone who so much as looks at his younger sister Kate the wrong way.
  • Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: Esmeralda. She plays innocent and claims to be a pure, proper lady, but is capable of saying some very nasty and hurtful things to the other socks. Also Angela, who acts like a weepy and pious nun but is capable of being a malicious victim-blamer with no remorse for hurting anyone who dares to disagree with her.
  • Blind Without 'Em: Maxie and especially Nancy.
  • Blondes are Evil: Out of all the blonde socks in the bunch, Chris, Christine, and Stella are the only ones who aren't a pushy asshole or a spineless whiner.
  • Boisterous Bruiser: Ralph, Stuart, Joe.
  • Bokukko: Karen, a Cosplay Otaku Girl who also makes a quite convincing Bifauxnen. Margot could fit in as well. (See Moe Moe below)
  • Braces of Orthodontic Overkill: Averted; Julia recently got traditional braces, but she doesn't need the headgear.
  • Break the Cutie: Nancy and Syrius come pre-broken. Played straighter with Molly.
  • Break the Haughty: Played for laughs with Esmeralda and Zacharias, but played seriously when Cassie's issues were finally brought to light.
  • Brooding Boy, Gentle Girl: Julia and Syrius are a platonic version of this.
  • Brother-Sister Team: Mila and Milos, Ralph and Janet.
  • Bully Hunter: Julia, Alyssia, Maxie, Margot and Candy. Ralph is this and a Wife-Basher Basher.
  • Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Janet is a straight A college student and quite the Cloud Cuckoo Lander sometimes.
  • Butt Monkey: A lot of the more irritating socks are this trope due to the equally proportionate number of sane socks who won't put up with their bullshit. Unfortunately, some of the sane socks get this treatment as well now and then.
  • Cats Are Mean and Cute Kitten: Mittens can be a real asshole when he feels like it, but when he's in deredere mode he can be pretty adorable.
  • Character Development: Quite a few of the socks, most notably Sue (formerly a pastiche of every annoying Fan Dumb type) and Maxie (who used to only think about sex and porn).
  • Character Exaggeration: Many socks have had this happen to them, too. For example, Missy's misandrist Straw Feminist streak has gotten much more emphasis, while Lucy originally wasn't in such denial about her favourite bishies suffering and doing bad things.
  • Clingy Jealous Girl: Trisha to Ralph, Lucy to every bishounen she fancies, Patrick to Gordon
  • Cloud Cuckoolander: Janet, Steve and Dave. Lucy is an obnoxious version.
  • Cluster F-Bomb: Try counting the number of comments where Gordon doesn't drop this. Missy's pretty bad about it, too. And when in a bad mood, Ralph also slips into this cathegory.
  • Complaining About Shows You Don't Like: The socks' raison d'etre.
  • Cool Big Sis: Maxie, with her friend-with-benefits Joe being a Cool Big Bro. Karen views Alyssia as her Cool Big Sis, too.
  • Cool Loser: Molly
  • Cosplay Otaku Girl: Karen, Chastity. Ralph is a male version.
  • Cry into Chest: Syrius has a habit of crying into the chests of women and older men.
  • Cute Librarian: Janet
  • Damsel Scrappy: In-universe: Patrick and Essie, good lord Patrick and Essie.
  • A Date with Rosie Palms: Rod, all the damn time. Maxie also goes on dates with Rosie Tipps sometimes.
  • Daydream Believer: Lucy, Emily and Patrick, to almost sickening levels
  • Deadpan Snarker: Aesa
  • Defrosting Ice Queen: Hannah, Cassie, and Olivia. Percival could count as a male version.
  • Demoted to Extra: If there's a meta post with most of the characters, Christine and Olivia will be left off of the first version.
  • Die for Our Ship: In-universe, this is pretty much how Shipwar started
  • Distaff Counterpart: Missy to Gordon, Molly to Syrius, Olivia to Percival.
  • Distressed Damsel: Esmeralda and Angela try to act like these, despite being quite the evil villains themselves at times.
  • Does Not Like Men: If you're a male in Missy's presence, self-defense is crucial.
  • Dojikko: Sue and Maxie, though the latter's can mostly be chalked up to her love of stiletto heels...
  • Do Not Call Me Paul: Fandom Cat used to go into hissy fits whenever anyone called him Mittens. He's cooled down about this a little, but still hates it. Also, don't call Trisha by her full name or she'll throw a bitch fit.
  • Dramatic Gasp: Kristan, Angela, Josie and Esmeralda are good at this.
  • Dude Looks Like a Lady: Jeb was mistaken for a girl when he first showed up.
  • Early-Installment Weirdness: Sue, Essie and Missy's earlier posts. Sue used to preach about canon before Essie was created, Essie used to preach about feminism before Missy was created, and Missy was slightly more laid back.
  • Eerie Pale-Skinned Brunette: Morgan
  • Embarrassing First Name: Syrius and Patricia Trisha.
  • Emo Teen: Syrius, although he's likable. Patrick, not so much.
  • Entendre Failure: Happens a LOT with Lucy.
  • Even Rod Has Standards: Yes, even the scruffy porn freak who sleeps on sticky sheets and only washes his hair once a week thinks Missy needs to take a shower.
  • Every Girl Is Cuter with Hair Decs: Hannah and her white headband, though she's much more "pretty" than "cute". Karen also uses headbands if she feels girly enough.
  • The Faceless: Subverted; Joe's sister Kate, Chastity's boyfriend Anton-Klaus, Mitten's girlfriend Lune and Julia's stalker Howie do make appearances, but they lack journals. Played straight with Beth, Janet and Ralph's other sister.
  • Fan Dumb: In-universe, the very fuel these comms run on.
  • Fanservice and Fetish Fuel: So, SO much.
  • Fiery Redhead: Maxie and Ralph. Subverted by the even-tempered Janet, sweet as pie Stephanie, and shy, quiet Molly.
  • Fragile Flower: Patrick, Essie and Lucy are overblown parodies of this trope. Played straight with Syrius, however.
  • Friends Rent Control: We never know who's paying the rent on the safehouse...
  • Friends with Benefits: Joe and Maxie.
  • The Fundamentalist: Maylene and Angela (Christian variant), Monica and Kristan (non-Christian variant)
  • Gag Boobs: Maxie. Subverted with Angela, who is deeply and predictably ashamed of her D-cups.
  • Gasshole: Rod likes to fart on the more prudish socks in response to their bitching. Or just for fun. Mittens is known to kitty-fart on people now and then.
  • Genki Girl: Sue
  • Genre Savvy: The saner socks are aware of the consequences of their fannish behaviors and try to use them to their advantage.
  • Girlish Pigtails: Sue
  • Girl on Girl Is Hot: Rod and Milos sure think so.
  • Girl with Psycho Weapon: Parodied with Sue, Maxie, Julia and Hannah (fish, dildos, bookshelves and mop, respectively). Ralph is a male version with his basketball. Played somewhat straighter with Tori and her gun.
  • The Glorious War of Sisterly Rivalry: Trisha and Stephanie.
  • Granola Girl: Maya, a bit.
  • Groin Attack: Gordon and Missy have both been on the receiving ends of this. But to be fair, they deserve it. Rod's gotten a few of these as well.
  • He-Man Woman Hater: Gordy and Patrick.
  • Heroes Want Redheads: Ralph with Molly, Joe with Maxie and Stephanie.
  • Het is Ew: Monica believes heterosexuality will kill the gay rights movement, and let's not go into Patrick and Rod's psychotic levels of hatred for it.
  • Heteronormative Crusader: Maylene, Josie and Angela. Essie might as well be a lite version (she doesn't outwardly condemn homosexuals and transsexuals, but she's a stickler for "traditional values" and loudly decries Maxie's shameless, sexy attitude as "disgusting").
  • Hidden Depths: Cassie's revealed quite a few of them since her initial appearance.
  • Hippie Teacher: What Maya wants to be.
  • Hollywood Atheist: Monica.
  • Hopeless Suitor: Zacharias is becoming this for Esmeralda, if his strikethroughs and belittling of Tuxedo Wank Man are anything to go by. One might feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a pretentious twat.
  • Hot-Blooded: Ralph is a Cosplay Otaku Boy with a serious case of No Indoor Voice. Stuart is also pretty hotblooded, though he's also rather annoying.
  • Huge Guy, Tiny Girl: Ralph is over 6'0 tall, so has these dynamics with any female he gets along with - specially his sisters, his best friend Karen and his girlfriend Molly. Joe and Sue are a platonic version of this.
  • Hype Aversion: In-universe, Bridget instantly loses respect for anyone who likes anything popular... not that anyone wants her respect in the first place.
  • I Can't Believe a Guy Like You Would Notice Me: Ralph and Molly.
  • Iconic Outfit: Joe's shockingly bright orange boxer shorts.
  • Ill Boy: James Wells, Alyssia and Patrick's cousin
  • Imageboards: Stuart loves 4chan. So does Ralph, though he's less vocal. Joe's fond of it as well.
  • The Ingenue: Parodied mercilessly with Esmeralda.
  • It's Popular, Now It Sucks: In-universe example: Missy, big time.
  • Jerkass: Gordon, Rod, Stuart, Trisha and Missy.
  • Jerk Jock: Stuart has definite shades of this. Subverted with Ralph, who looks the part but is much more Jock than Jerk.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: This fits Ralph quite more. Stuart might have the potential for this, as he's not as terrible as other bad socks. Cassie is starting to become one of these as well; though she can be quite the arrogant bitch where fandom is concerned, she's proven to have some degree of caring and concern for the other socks in times of duress (and according to recent comments, she's taken care of some horribly broken friends in the past). Mila and Milos might also count for these reasons, too.
  • Kick the Dog: Oh, so many moments from the nasty socks. Some of the more memorable moments include Gordon and Missy both threatening to rape Syrius and bullying Molly to tears, Patrick faking being raped for attention just after Trisha's very real and traumatic rape by Alexa, Trisha bragging about how she gave Molly and Syrius's info to her friends, and Esmeralda driving Syrius to self-harm twice.
  • Killer Rabbit: Janet's chinchilla. Gordon most likely sees Cassie's rabbits this way... and as it so happens, the original Killer Rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail is half the reason for his bunny phobia!
  • Knife Nut: Nancy.
  • Knight Templar Parent: Josephine isn't above ripping up Rod's porn or burning Chris's Disney videos to protect her children from their existence.
  • Kuudere: Cassie is this combined with Type A Tsundere. Olivia also has shades of this (she's a no-nonsense elitist type, but she showed her soft side in her intro thread while squeeing over Janet's chinchilla).
  • Large Ham: Stuart and Ralph. Put these two in the same room and they'll compete to see who is the loudest of the duo.
    • Even Esmeralda qualifies, if you think of it; her melodramatic, whiny, shrieking behavior and her Purple Prose-like speech patterns are more than good for the trope.
    • Don't forget Sue and Mittens! A hyperactive silly girl on a permanent sugar high and a high-and-mighty talking cat.
  • Lethal Chef: Sue is a variant in that her food is edible, but her in a kitchen equals disaster. Especially if there's fire involved.
  • Long-Haired Pretty Boy: Syrius.
  • Loveable Sex Maniac: Maxie, who shows us that not all porn freaks are depraved sociopathic assholes.
  • Love Makes You Crazy: Crazy and in denial, in the case of Lucy.
  • Magic Skirt: Julia.
  • May September Romance: Kevin/Margot. He's 17, she's a really mature 13 years old.
  • Melodrama: Kristan and Essie are VERY good at this.
  • Meaningful Name: Margot's username and Chastity. The latter was even lampshaded.
  • Meganekko: Janet, Nancy, Maxie, Stephanie, Sandy.
  • Moe Couplet: Ralph (Hot-Blooded, loud, sporty) and Molly (thoughtful, sweet, shy)
  • Misplaced Kindergarten Teacher: Well, Mary Ellen is a kindergarten teacher, but she still tries to force her rosy tinted view of the world on socks who are way older than her students. And a cat who doesn't give a damn either way.
  • Ms. Fanservice: Maxie.
  • Moral Event Horizon: In-universe, Angela and Esmeralda's recent driving of Syrius to a breakdown is being treated this way. Gordon and Missy live on the other side of this, and Patrick's come to visit them several times.
  • Multicoloured Hair: Syrius. The black tips are dyed, but the purple is natural.
  • Na´ve Everygirl: Molly. Stephanie and Julia have shades of this, and Christine could become this when she gets older.
  • Narm: Many examples in-universe:
    • Esmeralda crying that she can't handle Downer Ending fics because her hamster jumped out the window when she was seven.
    • Any of Cassie's "issue" fics are seen this way by the other socks due to her use of rape and homophobia as dramatic devices.
    • Anytime Patrick tries to get attention for himself by screaming about all the bad things that happen to him...that he either deserves or is lying about.
    • Emily's constant whining about her mean oppressive parents and love for Riku.
  • Nausea Fuel: In-universe, several examples: Missy's stench, Lucy's idiocy, fanfics written by Gordon, Esmeralda and Rod, Patrick's entire mindset and behavior.
  • Never My Fault: Esmeralda. Also Angela after she and Essie managed to drive Syrius into a suicidal episode.
  • No Punctuation Period: lucy just lucy
  • Not Allowed to Grow Up: None of the socks seem to age. Most notably, Lucy was first introduced in June 2006, and yet after so many years, she's never even turned 14.
  • Not Helping Your Case: This has gotten Trisha and Essie into trouble quite a few times.
  • Ocular Gushers: Patrick, to the point of ridiculous.
  • Odd Friendship: Hyperactive Sue and cynical Hannah.
    • Possibly Ralph and Hannah too.
  • Official Couple: Ralph/Molly, Kevin/Margot. As for Kristan/Morgan, we're just waiting for them to come out and admit it outright.
  • The Ojou: Subverted with Lily: she looks and acts the part well, but isn't super rich and lots of her cash comes from her work at the family store.
  • Eerie Pale-Skinned Brunette: Chastity as an Asian variation, Cassie, Maya, Lily.
  • Panty Shot: Trisha, constantly.
  • Parental Abandonment: There's quite a few Missing Moms and Disappeared Dads.
    • Parental Neglect: Syrius's parents care very little for his well-being, and it's all but stated that Rod and Ashlii are latchkey kids.
  • Peek-a-Bangs: Syrius's bangs cover his right eye, while Morgan's hair tends to hide her entire face.
  • Perma Stubble: Gordon.
  • Pet the Dog: Cassie has her better moments, when she's not being a snooty elitist: she treats Syrius (and sometimes, Sue) rather well and is the proud owner of several pet bunnies. A more shocking example is Missy praising Josephine's daughter Catherine after noticing the girl's rebellious streak.
  • Petite Pride: Karen uses her flat chest to her advantage, since she can cosplay guys very easily because of her small boobs.
  • The Pig Pen: Missy takes this to a nauseating extreme and is quite proud to do so.
  • Platonic Life Partners: Ralph and Karen. When asked if they're a couple, they're grossed out. Molly and Syrius are this as well, in a Kindred Spirits sense.
  • Plump And Proud: Alyssia.
  • The Pollyanna: Mary Ellen is a parody/deconstruction.
  • Proper Lady - Yamato Nadeshiko: Maya mixes this with Granola Girl. Lily plays it straighter. Julia has some shades of this as well despite her young age. This is what Esmeralda wants to be. Problem is, she's way too melodramatic and narrowminded to be one.
  • Psycho Lesbian: Missy's made some rather suggestively deranged comments towards several of the female socks, most notably Essie and Trisha. And then this happened.
  • Psychotic Smirk: Morgan.
  • Punny Name: Lots of these.
  • Rape Portrayed As Redemption: Subverted with Trisha; after anonymouse Alexa went way too far in fighting her off, Trisha was quite broken for a while...unfortunately, when she bounced back she decided to hate on all lesbians.
  • Real Men Wear Pink: Mark is gonna squee over fluffy romances, worship cute characters, pick flowers and there's not a damn thing anyone can do to discourage him. Chris is a variant of the Real Men Still Love Disney kind.
  • Real Women Never Wear Dresses: In-universe, Missy acts as though the very existence of pink, lace and women being anything less than 100% Bad Ass Action Girls is out to make the women's movement fall down and go boom. Trisha also has a hate-on for characters like Shirley, Orihime, Aeris, Ninian, Priscilla, Natasha, etc.
  • Redheads Are Uncool: Red-haired Molly is considered a dweeby loser among her peers and certain sockpuppets. Stephanie is implied to have this problem, too, when she was younger, as did Janet. Finally, this is the reason Trisha bleaches her hair and was beyond traumatized when Maxie and Julia dyed it red as a revenge ploy.
  • Red Eyes, Take Warning: Subverted by Syrius, who quickly turned out to be a gentle boy who's only a danger to himself.
  • Retcon: Joe was 21 during his first appearances, later his age was changed to 19. Possibly Molly, Julia and Syrius's friendship (they met for the first time on the comms during Molly and Syrius's intro threads, but it was later revealed they went to the same school and were classmates. Though to be fair, it could've been a case of "oh, so you and my classmate are one and the same?! Who knew!")
  • Romantic Two-Girl Friendship: Molly and Julia. Kristan and Morgan are also this at the very least, if not a flat-out Official Couple.
  • Rooting for the Empire: In-universe: Kristan and Morgan's obsessive worship of villains certainly cuts it, but Kristan once took it a step further, to the disgust of several.
  • Scary Shiny Glasses: Maxie
  • Selective Enforcement: Sort of. The sane socks don't exactly get away with murder, but people come down a lot harder on socks like Rod, Missy, Josie and Gordon than ones like Margot, Ralph, Joe and Christine no matter what the circumstances are.
  • Selective Obliviousness: Good grief, Lucy!
  • Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: Syrius and either Ralph or Joe.
  • Shadow Archetype: Patrick is this to James, Trisha is this to Candy, and Essie is this to Lily.
  • Shared Unusual Trait: Kevin and his mother Marion. While it doesn't symbolize anything special, it's interesting to know that Kevin's eyes is reversed from his mother. They both have one eye blue and the other a shade of amber.
  • Ship Tease: Everywhere!
  • Shower of Angst: Syrius is rather fond of this trope
  • Shrinking Violet: Christine, Nancy, Molly.
  • Shut Up, Hannibal!: People love to whip this one out on the nastier socks.
  • Sibling Yin-Yang: Ralph and Janet, Gordon and Lucy.
    • Not So Different: Gordon and Lucy may have different personalities and temperaments, but when it comes down to it they're both just as delusional and stubborn about their favorite fictional dudes.
  • Sickeningly Sweethearts: Esmeralda and Tuxedo Wank Man, BIG TIME.
  • Single-Issue Wonk:
    • Cassie will go from calm and pleasant to frothing rage if you so much as mention protagonist characters like Aang or Usagi.
    • Don't try to convince Ralph that manga is better than anime.
      • Even worse, just look at his sister, his girlfriend and/or Syrius wrong. He may forgive you in regards to anime and manga, but if you threaten anyone he cares for, things will get BAD.
    • Hannah is somewhat hypocritical when it comes to character defence and bashing; while she's extremely protective of most female characters, she's a hell of a lot harder on male ones, and there's a select few guys that she hates to vicious degrees. She's very aware of her own faults, though.
  • Single Tear: Syrius's trademark.
  • Slap-Slap-Kiss: People love to try to invoke this with bickering pairs such as Missy and Esmeralda or Trisha, Rod and Lucy, Percival and Sandy, Cassie and Martina, and Gordon and Missy. Rod and Sailor Bimbo are a canon variant; he does the kissing (or tries to) and she does the slapping.
  • Small Girl, Big Gun: Petite Julia can lift bookshelves when properly angered.
  • Smart People Wear Glasses: Bridget
  • Smug Snake: Bridget, Zacharias, Trisha, Cassie in her worse moments. Esmeralda tries to be this and sucks at it.
  • Soap Box Sadie: Cassie, Alyssia to a lesser extent.
  • Social Darwinist: Gordon thinks only BIG BAD MANLY MEN are worthy and everyone else deserves abuse and punishment for being "weak", though he subverts the trope by being rather pathetic and weak himself. Missy is a female version whose idea of "helping" the softer socks toughen up is bullying them to tears - if they don't kick her in the face first, that is.
  • Sock Puppet: Obviously!
  • Sparkling Stream of Tears: Kristan and Essie.
  • Spoiled Sweet: Maya is hinted to be from a rather rich family, but she's not snobbish or anything.
  • Squick: In-universe reaction to Patrick asserting that mpreg can/should someday be a reality.
  • "Stop Having Fun" Guys: In-universe: Stuart is the epitome of this. Bridget is a variation on this substituting fandom and character popularity for game techniques, and so is Lily to a lesser extent. Newcomer Zach is this when it comes to following canon.
  • Straw Feminist: Missy. Just goddamn Missy.
  • Straw Misogynist: Fucking Gordon.
  • Strawman Has a Point: In-universe, Mila, Cassie and Zach often have valid points buried under their self-righteous entitled elitism, which are usually acknowledged by the sane socks even when they're telling them off for being pretentious douchebags.
  • Supreme Chef: Surprisingly, Ralph is an excellent cook. Specially in regards to pizza, salads and fruit-based drinks. Julia's pretty good in the kitchen, too.
  • Teenage Boys Kick Shins: Mark prefers this method of dealing with bullies and other annoying people.
  • Testosterone Poisoning: Gordon tries to be the very image of MANLINESS!!! but tends to fail miserably.
  • Take That: Pretty much all the "bad" socks are over the top mockeries of the creators' most hated Fan Dumb cliches.
  • Talking Animal: Mittens
  • Team Mom: Janet, Lily, maybe Hannah. Marion is the literal version of this trope.
  • Teens Are Monsters: Played straight with Trisha, Missy, Rod, Patrick, Monica, Emily and Michelle; subverted with Margot, Karen, Molly, Julia, Syrius, and Mark. Sue, Ralph and Nancy vary depending on several factors, mainly whether or not someone pisses them off.
  • The Only One Allowed to Defeat You: Missy is the ONLY one allowed to harass Trisha. Got it? Would be considered Hypocritical Heartwarming if not for, well, Missy.
  • íThree Amigos!: Molly, Julia and Syrius.
  • Throw the Book at Them: Janet. Or the bookshelf, if we talk about Julia.
  • Tomboy and Girly Girl: Karen and either Janet or Nancy.
  • Traumatic Haircut: Maxie and Julia teamed up to dye Trisha's hair bright red after she pulled a particularly nasty stunt on Molly and Syrius.
  • Troperiffic
  • Tsundere: Hannah and Cassie (Type A), Karen and Alyssia (Type B)
  • Unholy Matrimony: Morgan and Kristan like to try to invoke this.
  • Unrequited Tragic Maiden: Molly was briefly one for Syrius before she fell in love with Ralph. Ironically, this places Syrius in the same role, as he had feelings for her but never thought to own up to them until it was too late. Averted with Julia, who's currently implied to have some affection for Syrius but is perfectly content just being his friend.
  • Unusual Euphemism: Stuart likes to refer to sex as "leveling up".
  • Used to Be a Sweet Kid: Maxie remembers when Gordon was a little angel. Kind of hard to imagine considering what he is these days.
  • Valley Girl: Trisha, which is like, totally ironic considering she prides herself on being like, soooo trendy and totally with the program and all.
  • Villainous Crossdresser: Missy. According to her, the only good thing about men are the clothes they get to wear.
  • Violently Protective Girlfriend: Tori for Jeb, Lune for Mittens, Morgan for Kristan. Julia is potentially this for Syrius, and Margot is quick to defend her boyfriend Kevin.
  • Vomit Discretion Shot: Syrius, when he ran off to be sick over the reveal of "Fanon Duo"'s true self.
  • Vomit Indiscretion Shot: Rod constantly makes like he's puking over the idea of yaoi. Mittens has done this a lot, too, much to the disgust of others.
  • Wangst: Patrick and Emily, in huge amounts in-universe.
  • Well-Intentioned Extremist: Alyssia's anti-character bashing crusade.
  • Wheelchair Woobie: James, in-universe
  • Wholesome Crossdresser: Syrius occasionally wears skirts and dresses.
  • Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: Gordon and rabbits, Lucy and frogs, Missy and penguins. Nancy, meanwhile, has a more serious phobia; due to past trauma, she can't stand to be inside cars.
  • Wife-Basher Basher: Do not ever look at a girl Ralph cares for wrong.
  • Windmill Crusader: Dear lord, Essie!
  • Windmill Political: Cassie is this when it comes to Fanservice, convinced that a female character in a bikini is tantamount to the industry trying to shut down feminism as a whole. Missy was a heavier version of this before she switched to flat-out misandry and bullying.
  • Wise Beyond Their Years: 13 years old Margot's parents pretty much raised her into this.
  • The Woobie: In-universe: Syrius, Molly, Nancy and Christine. Patrick is a deconstruction of this.
    • Jerkass Woobie: In-universe, a lot of socks felt sorry for Trisha after Alexa raped her, despite wanting to punt her in the head normally.
  • World of Badass: Milos insists every single canon ought to be stuffed with epic fight scenes, giant mecha, draco-mechas, everyone kicking some form of ass every five minutes and crossovers between canons of varying badassery. Also lots of hot chicks and lesbians.
  • Wounded Gazelle Gambit: Patrick and Esmeralda are especially fond of this.
  • Yandere/Cute and Psycho: Nancy loves this character type and happens to be quite Cute and Psycho herself.
  • You Gotta Have Blue Hair: Hannah and Margot, literally.
  • Zettai Ryouiki: Nancy. Karen uses the hotpants + socks variation if she feels girlish enough.
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