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The Veloci Pastor

Sometimes the prayers become the prey

The Veloci Pastor is a short, faux Grind House trailer made by BrendanSteere

. Released to YouTube

in 2011, whereafter it was featured on numerous blogs and screened on G4's Attack of the Show!.

It is currently being adapted into a feature film.

Acceptable Targets: Doug uses his powers to kill members of the Mafia.
Celebrity Endorsement: The Huffington Post article mentions that the news came to them Rosario Dawson approved.
Doing It for the Art: The film was scratched manually in a black room. Then it was baked in an oven.
Dull Surprise: Carol.
Everything's Better with Dinosaurs
Lampshaded Double Entendre: "What are you gonna do?" "What I do best." Cue makeout.
Large Ham: The mafia boss.
- "I don't care what this thing is, or where it came from, it's carved a path through most of my men! I want this thing FOUND and I want it DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!"
Mad Doctor
One-Scene Wonder: "There's no known cure!"
Painful Transformation
Sexy Priest
Shout Out: The priest's name is Doug Jones
Sinister Minister
Stylistic Suck: A boom mic comes egregiously into shot at 1:45.