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The Six Wives of Henry VIII

Henry the Eighth to six spouses was wedded:
one died, one survived, two divorced, two beheaded.

"While my husband lives, I am his wife. His own true wife."—A soon-to-be-proven- not-entirely-accurate statement by Wife #1, Catherine of Aragon.

The Six Wives of Henry VIII is a six-part landmark British mini-series made in 1970 which details the life of one of England's most colorful kings. (It's also one of the first British drama series to be videotaped in color, and was first introduced to American audiences via PBS' Masterpiece Theatre series.) Each episode is a self-contained play which revolves around each of Henry the VIII's hapless spouses, who are as follows:

Wife #1: Catherine of Aragon, a Spanish princess brought from across the sea to marry Henry's older brother Arthur. Unfortunately, the sickly Arthur died soon after the ceremony, leaving Catherine at the mercy of Arthur's skinflint father, Henry VII. It only was after his death that Catherine was finally able to fufill her destiny as the royal baby-making machine for the new King, Henry VIII, but her performance in that department left much to be desired since she could only produce a single daughter, Mary, and a few stillborn children. Henry eventually tried to trade her in for a new, younger model (one of her Ladies-in-Waiting), who was to become...

Wife #2. Anne Boleyn. An opportunistic, dark-haired beauty with a cutting dry wit and an uncanny ability to generate enemies all around her. But she rode the moon as long as Henry loved her—and as long as there was a possibility of her bearing him a rightful son and heir. Henry's battle to convince the Catholic church to allow him to divorce Catherine and marry Anne was a long, protracted affair, but eventually the bombastic, over-the-top monarch hit upon a perfect solution: break off from the church in Rome and start a new church with himself at the head! Soon Catherine was out of the picture (to die later on from neglect) and Anne was in. Unfortunately Anne wasn't nearly as good at the "dutiful wife" thing as she had been at the "snarky outspoken mistress" thing and Henry soon tired of her increasing nagging. Anne also wasn't very good at the whole "bearing a male heir" thing, as she was only able to produce a daughter, Elizabeth. A few trumped-up charges of adultery and incest later, and Anne was on the chopping block, to be replaced by—

Wife #3: Jane Seymour, (a.k.a Plain Jane.) Jane spent much of her time as Queen trying to reunite Henry with his estranged daughters and angsting over what had been done to her predecessor, Anne. Surely karma (or the English Renaissance equivalent of it) wasn't going to let her profit from such a travesty of Justice. One can almost see the relief in Jane's face as the karmic hammer finally falls, striking her with puerperal fever and death a few days after giving birth to Henry's son and heir Prince Edward. Henry was genuinely devastated by Queen Jane's death and thus refused all thought of tying the knot again, until his slimy chancellor, Thomas Cromwell, urged him to marry—

Wife #4: Anne of Cleves, a German princess whom Henry had never met in person, but whose official painted portrait was pretty hawt. Unfortunately her picture was the Renaissance equivalent of a heavily Photoshopped Craigslist photo— once the king saw her in person, he wanted nothing to do with her. Yet he had to marry her, lest he offend the Germans with whom he was hoping to form an all-important Protestant Alliance. Anne for her part, was not too keen on marrying the by-now morbidly obese monarch, but she went ahead with the wedding ceremony, (which, thankfully, did NOT conclude with a hot, steamy consummation scene.) Ignored and without friends, Anne tried her best to survive in the cold atmosphere of the English court. Cromwell, the official who arranged the whole debacle, begged Anne to make the marriage work, but she told him (in a very polite and British way) to stick it. (He was executed a short time after, but it was okay since he was sort of a jerk.) Anne savvily arranged her own exit from the chains of wedded bliss by promising Henry a quick and easy divorce, and wound up with wealth, prestige, and the title "the King's beloved sister". Once free, Henry then went on to marry—

Wife #5: Catherine Howard, who was easily the Anna Nicole Smith of her day. Henry knew nothing of her slutty early life, however, —and probably wouldn't have found out about it, if one of Catherine's old hook-ups hadn't shown up at the palace one day asking for a job. Rumors of Catherine's underage "Girls Gone Wild" behavior soon began to circulate, and she realized the only way she could survive the king finding out about it would be to bear him a son. Unfortunately, the king was impotent, and since Viagra wouldn't be invented for another 500 years, Catherine had to find an alternative means of impregnation. This she did by luring one of Henry's more handsome attendants into becoming a sperm donor, but the two of them quickly grew careless with their liasons and were soon discovered. Everyone who was involved with the scandal swiftly had their breathing licenses revoked, with Catherine herself being made to share the same fate as her cousin, Anne Boleyn. In spite of all this, Henry decided to give the whole "wedded bliss" thing one last try with—

Wife: #6: Catherine Parr, a pious widow who had already married and buried two husbands by the time she met Henry. Her main purpose in marrying the king was to serve as a political pawn for the Protestant faction of the government, who was at war with the Catholic faction of the government, who was at war with pretty much everyone who disagreed with them. The Corrupt Church official, Bishop Gardiner, eventually prods Catherine into tying her own noose and sticking her head into it by leading her into a religious argument with King Henry, (who, by that time, felt he was a religion unto himself.) Angered that his wife would disagree with him about anything, he orders her sent to the dreaded Tower of London. Catherine has to engage in some serious backpedalling and kissing up to get Henry to forgive her, which he does. At which point he drops and soon dies, leaving Catherine to continue her career as pawn-turned-Queen for the ambitious Thomas Seymour, one of her pre-Henry paramours and uncle to the incoming King, Edward the VI.

Whew. This series had a lot of history to cover, and it did it well. Helping it along was its main star, Keith Michell, who did an excellent job of portraying the bombastic, stubborn, larger-than-life Henry VIII. (Once you've watched him in the role you'll have a difficult time picturing anyone else as Henry VIII.) Rich with period detail and great performances, this series (which is now available on DVD,) is a must-see for anyone interested in the drama and history surrounding oneof the most interesting men who ever lived. (This mini-series inspired a sequel series, Elizabeth R, about the life of Henry's second daughter who, ironically, turned out to be the "son" that Henry always wanted, a powerful, intelligent monarch who was to usher England into one of its greatest Golden Ages. )


This show provides examples of:

  • Adaptation Dye-Job - soundly averted. Very unusually, Catherine of Aragon is portrayed not as the stereotypically dark Spaniard she's often portrayed as but as the strawberry blonde she actually was.
  • Blackmail -When Queen Catherine Howard's old boyfriend comes back into her life blackmailing her for a job, one has to wonder why she doesn't simply point out the very logical fact that if he reveals their earlier indiscretions, he would be liable to face the same punishment that she would. But then again, Catherine Howard wasn't portrayed as being very smart...
    • Actually, I'd say this version of her was portrayed as pretty cunning. The problem was, she was also pretty impulsive and didn't stop to think of the consequences of her actions or devote much time to using her cunning to finding the best possible solution.
  • Boisterous Bruiser - Henry has elements of this in his personality. ("Ol' Bluff King Hal" was one of his nicknames.) If you crossed Henry in any way, he could drop the jolly act and quickly get mean...
  • The Caligula - Henry became more and more like this as the years went by. As a Christian King and Head of the Church of England, he believed himself infallible and his actions infused with Divine authority. (Of course his frequent habit of offing those who displeased or disagreed with him would have qualified him for this trope even without his near-insane levels of egotism.)
  • Can't Get Away with Nuthin' -It's the two meanest examples of Henry's wives who wind up on the chopping block. All of the sympathetic ones died of natural causes.)
  • Chessmaster - In a court full of schemers, Cromwell stuck out as being the most ruthless and manipulative. It was his efforts that sent Anne Boleyn to the block. His Chessmastering eventually backfired when his scheme to create a Protestant Alliance in Europe failed because of Henry's dislike of Anne of Cleves.
  • Corrupt Church -Bishop Gardiner and his faction who routinely tortured and burned anyone they deemed as "heretics". No doubt it's guys like this who inspired many evil Crystal Dragon Jesus-style anime and RPG religions...
  • Deadly Decadent Court - And how. The various religious and familial factions of Henry's court were constantly at war with each other. They would even support the execution of their own family members if doing so got them ahead at court.
    • This is especially a key part of the episode on Jane Seymour, who is too naive and principled to consciously navigate the various plots and factions at Henry VIII's court, especially the growing conflict between Catholics and Protestants over England's religious future.
  • Domestic Abuse -Only if you consider trumping up false charges against your wife and then cutting her head off "Domestic Abuse"...
    • Or emotionally abusing her into trying to consent to an dissolution of the marriage. Or calling her ugly and being snippy because she doesn't understand English court and social activities. Or cutting her head off because she cheated on you, which, yeah, bad on her part, but that was the one time when no one would have taken her side and spoken out against a divorce. Or making plans to send her to prison because she happens to harmlessly disagree with you on religion. Jane is the wife who seemed to be treated relatively kindly through out, save a few religious arguments, but there's a possibility she died due to him not having her treated properly after giving birth. And then, there was the treatment of his two daughters after their mothers fell out of favour...
  • Foreshadowing: Cranmer hopes that one condemned man isn't sentenced to be burned: "We all fear those flames." Cranmer would later be burned as a heretic by Mary Tudor.
  • Gorgeous Period Dress ( An example of this in television. The Six Wives of Henry VIII was one of the first major British TV to be videotaped in color, and the costumes and settings take advantage of that fact.)
  • Heroic BSOD -Catherine Parr has one of these after learning that her husband plans to send her to the Tower of London. It takes a talking down by her friend, Bishop Cranmer, to get her sane again.
  • Hey, It's That Guy!: The Duke of Norfolk is a Time Lord!
  • Historical Beauty Update: Averted with Henry, for the most part. Unlike that other show about Henry the VIII, this one didn't feel the need to keep its star looking like a hunky supermodel throughout the character's entire life. Keith Michell is just as compelling as the Older Henry covered with makeup and a fat suit as he was as the thin, handsome Younger Henry.
  • Kick the Dog - Katherine Howard insulting the king's beloved jester and having him banned from court, just because she didn't like his looks. Considering he was one of the only members of the court who wasn't a self-serving jerkass this comes across as particularly mean.
  • Man Child - In a sense, this is how the series (and many historians) view Henry VIII's complex personality. He could be strangely naive, was pathologically unable to lie even if it served his best interests, and lashed out against anyone who caused him to doubt his own motives. The series (and historical records) suggest that Henry VIII was even raised in isolation.
  • Not What It Looks Like -A very dark example. King Henry catches Catherine Parr and Thomas Seymour at the end of a romantic conversation, and Catherine has to come up with a quick way to defuse the situation. The scene ends with Thomas wisely asking and being granted permission to leave the country.
  • Morality Pet: Jane Seymour is this to Henry, to an extent. She tries to get him to go easier on the monasteries and the Catholics who are rebelling against him, but this largely fails, (although she does inspire him to Pet the Dog a few times - see example below.)
  • Pet the Dog - After Jane Seymour's Death, Henry decides to honor her wish to support a convent, despite it going against his religious agenda. And he decides to announce his intentions of doing so in front of Jane's rival, the evil and scheming Cromwell, just to make a point about how much he loved her.
  • Ugly Guy, Hot Wife -A non-comedic example.
  • Secret Test of Character - There's one for Henry himself during the trial being held to prove whether or not Catherine of Aragon actually ever slept with her first husband, Henry's late brother Arthur (and thus determine if there's religious grounds for annulling her marriage with Henry). Catherine bravely demands that Henry answer one simple question he should know: if she was a virgin on their wedding night. Henry awkwardly stays silent, and Catherine acts as if she did get an answer from Henry. This exchange actually happened and is a nod toward a couple of observations Henry VIII's contemporaries made about him; basically, he really did have a pathological inability to lie.


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