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The Presidents
aka: Dead Presidents
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Specifically, the Presidents of the United States of America (and more specifically, the Presidents of the United States under the Constitution). They are, in order:

  1. George Washington (1789-97, independent *; led the Continental Army)
  2. John Adams (1797-1801, Federalist; first to live in The White House)
  3. Thomas Jefferson (1801-09, Democratic-Republican; wrote the Declaration of Independence)
  4. James Madison (1809-17, Democratic-Republican; wrote the Constitution and was the USA's first war president)
  5. James Monroe (1817-25, Democratic-Republican; the capital of Liberia is named after him)
  6. John Quincy Adams (1825-29, Democratic-Republican/National Republican; first son of a former President)
  7. Andrew Jackson (1829-37, Democrat; first president to have an attempted assassination, only president to almost personally kill his attempted assassin after he failed)
  8. Martin Van Buren (1837-41, Democrat; only President to have English as a second language)
  9. William Henry Harrison (1841, Whig; died of pneumonia one month after taking office)
  10. John Tyler (1841-45, Whig/independent; first Vice President to inherit the Presidency)
  11. James K Polk (1845-49, Democrat; did everything he said he would)
  12. Zachary Taylor (1849-50, Whig; died in office, possibly of gastroenteritis from eating spoiled cherries)
  13. Millard Fillmore (1850-53, Whig; made fun of for his name, remembered for pretty much nothing else)
  14. Franklin Pierce (1853-57, Democrat; a deeply unlucky man)
  15. James Buchanan (1857-61, Democrat; may have been gay)
  16. Abraham Lincoln (1861-65, Republican/National Union; tallest President; assassinated by a Confederate sympathizer)
  17. Andrew Johnson (1865-69, National Union; first president to be impeached, but was acquitted)
  18. Ulysses S. Grant (1869-77, Republican; greatest Civil War General and one of the worst presidents)
  19. Rutherford B Hayes (1877-81, Republican; won the closest election in American history)
  20. James Garfield (1881, Republican; assassinated by a disgruntled office seeker)
  21. Chester A Arthur (1881-85, Republican; some people claimed he wasn't born in America)
  22. Grover Cleveland (1885-89, Democrat; only President to serve two non-consecutive terms)
  23. Benjamin Harrison (1889-93, Republican; the other Harrison's grandson)
  24. Grover Cleveland (1893-97, Democrat; fans tend to prefer his first term)
  25. William McKinley (1897-1901, Republican; assassinated next to an X-ray machine that could have been used to save his life)
  26. Theodore Roosevelt (1901-09, Republican; definitely badass)
  27. William Howard Taft (1909-13, Republican; got stuck in a bathtub)
  28. Woodrow Wilson (1913-21, Democrat; had a stroke and his wife then ran the country in secret)
  29. Warren Harding (1921-23, Republican; died from a stroke midway through his term)
  30. Calvin Coolidge (1923-29, Republican; often very silent)
  31. Herbert Hoover (1929-33, Republican; previously a humanitarian, but not that kind)
  32. Franklin D. Roosevelt (1933-45, Democrat; served four terms, more than any other President, though he died a few months into the fourth)
  33. Harry Truman (1945-53, Democrat; his middle name is just an S.)
  34. Dwight D Eisenhower (1953-61, Republican; a World War II General)
  35. John F. Kennedy (1961-63, Democrat; first Catholic president, and as of 2013, the last to die in office)
  36. Lyndon Johnson (1963-69, Democrat; very Texan)
  37. Richard Nixon (1969-74, Republican; definitely corrup-er, not a crook)
  38. Gerald Ford (1974-77, Republican; only president who wasn't elected as either President or Vice-President, only president whose would-be assassins were female)
  39. Jimmy Carter (1977-81, Democrat; living, was a Farm Boy)
  40. Ronald Reagan (1981-89, Republican; previously a cowboy actor)
  41. George H. W. Bush (1989-93, Republican; living, was the CIA Director beforehand)
  42. Bill Clinton (1993-2001, Democrat; living, was impeached, but not convicted, during the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Also, he did not inhale)
  43. George W. Bush (2001-09, Republican; living, added countless new words to the public conscious, and second son of a former President)
  44. Barack Obama (2009-present, Democrat; first African-American President)

Despite what Histeria may have said about his being President for one day between Polk and Taylor, any attempts to put David Rice Atchison on this list will be laughed off in the traditional manner. So will any attempts to add John Hanson or any other presidents of the Continental Congress.

An urban legend, popularized by Ripley's Believe It or Not! in 1931, claims that there is a curse upon the Presidency. This curse, variously known as the "Curse of Tippecanoe", "Tecumseh's Curse" and the "Zero-Year Curse", states that any President who is elected in a year ending in a zero (1840, 1860, etc.) will die in office or have a near miss. It was allegedly placed upon William Henry Harrison by Tecumseh's brother Tenskwatana during the Indian wars and the War Of 1812, in which Harrison won two decisive battles against Tecumseh in present-day Indiana and Ontario (the latter leading to Tecumseh's death). Whatever the curse's validity, it was apparently "broken" by either Ronald Reagan (if deaths alone count), or George W. Bush (if near-misses count as well) as both survived to serve two full terms.

There is also a band called The Presidents of the United States of America, however nobody that has ever served as POTUSA has been so far a member of the band. However, the band members did a parody of the Presidential race in which each member had a campaign video to be elected President...of the Presidents. They did play at the White House, by Chelsea Clinton's request, though. Rumor has it, Bill Clinton played sax with them during that show.

Jonathan Coulton has two songs about them: One ("The Presidents") is simply their names and a small factoid about them, and the other ("Washy Ad Jeffy") is a mnemonic device designed to help you remember their names and how many terms they served (by way of the number of syllables in the name). Other songs include this one from Animaniacs.

With one exception, every American President is descended from Bad King John of England. He's the king from the Robin Hood stories and the one who was forced to sign Magna Carta. The one exception is Martin Van Buren, whose ancestry is Dutch on both sides. All of the other 42 men to hold the executive office have British blood in them that can be traced back to King John. And even then, Van Buren is related to a few other Presidents, so he is still related to King John.

Some Presidents who typically rank very high in "Greatest Presidents" polls include George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt, and Franklin D. Roosevelt. Some who are usually found at the very bottom include William Henry Harrison, Franklin Pierce, James Buchanan, Andrew Johnson, and Warren Harding.

For the action film, see Dead Presidents. For the much-desired pictures of dead presidents (plus Alexander Hamilton and Benjamin Franklin, who were too controversial and too old, respectively, to ever be President), see American Currency. For the President of the Confederate States of America during the Civil War (which DOES technically make him an American President), see Jefferson Davis.

For the usual presidential "retirement gift", see Presidential Library.
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alternative title(s): Dead Presidents; Not So Dead Presidents
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