[[SelfDemonstratingArticle Hey, dipshit]]! Why don't you [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife waste your pathetic life]] by checking out the list of tropes that [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin involve jerks in some way, shape, or form]]? And it's [[IThoughtItMeant not]] [[IncrediblyLamePun just]] ADateWithRosiePalms, which losers like you do anyways!

Contrast those twinks at APoliteIndex. See also AbuseTropes, IceQueen, ImmaturityTropes, OhGreatASnarkIndex, SlidingScaleOfAntagonistVileness, ThisIndexIsABitch, and {{Villains}}. All of these indexes are just as crappy as you!

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!!Tropes:
[[index]]
* AbusiveParents: I'm an asshole to the little snots that are my children!
* AllOfTheOtherReindeer: We don't like you!
* AlphaBitch: I'm the queen bee of high school! Pathetic losers like you aren't worthy to be around my presence!
** AcademicAlphaBitch: I'm also smarter than you, too!
** BetaBitch: My second-in-command! She's not an alpha, but she isn't a loser like you.
** GirlPosse: We come in groups, and we've got no problem humiliating you!
** LovableAlphaBitch: I can be a decent person, though, but that's between you and me, so you're dead meat if you tell anyone about my good side!
* AsianRudeness
* AssholeVictim: Something terrible has happened to me! Why won't any of you losers sympathize with me?!
* AssInAmbassador
* BabysitterFromHell: Your parents are away, so I'm the boss around this house, you little twerp! NOW GO TO BED!
* BadMoodAsAnExcuse: Something pissed me off! I'll take my frustrations out on you!
* BastardBoyfriend: I treat my girlfriend like a pathetic bitch!
** BespectacledBastardBoyfriend: Same thing except that I wear a pair of glasses and I'm smarter than her!
* BastardGirlfriend: I'm a complete bitch to my loser boyfriend!
* BitchInSheepsClothing: What? You thought I was a nice guy, you piece of shit?!
* BrutalHonesty: What's the matter? Are your feelings hurt because I told you the truth? Too bad!
* TheBrute: I beat people up for fun!
* TheBully: I make weak people's lives miserable!
** BigBrotherBully: ...Especially if they're my siblings!
** GangOfBullies: I love bullying others with my friends!
* CarLoadOfCoolKids: What better way to let you know you're a total loser than to have me and my cool friends mock you while sitting in our cool car?
* CatsAreMean: MEEERRRRROOOOOOWWWWW!!
* TheCheerleader: Give me a "L"! Give me a "O"! Give me a "S"! Give me a "E"! Give me a "R"! What's that spell? "You"!
* DeadpanSnarker: People use sarcasm just to be a dick. If you know this now, then [[SarcasmMode congratulations, genius.]]
* DisabilityAsAnExcuseForJerkassery: I can treat you like shit whenever I want because I'm disabled!
* DomesticAbuse: I do whatever the hell I want with my romantic partner, that includes beating him/her to a pulp!
* DrillSergeantNasty: My job is to act like a major bastard so I can turn pussies like you into tough badass war machines! Now drop and give me 50, maggot!
* DrJerk: I'm a doctor, and I don't need to show you stupid patients compassion!
* ElderAbuse
* EntitledBastard: I don't care about how I've treated you, just get your ass over here and save me!
* EvilIsPetty: Besides plotting for world domination, I do other things like kicking your puppy and being an all around jerk.
* FanHater: You're a fan of this crap? You're a loser who needs to get a life!
* FantasticRacism: I hate people who aren't like our group.
* TheFarmerAndTheViper: You saved my life...I'll repay your shitty act of kindness by stabbing you in the damn back!
* FatBastard: Fatasses aren't [[BigFun cuddly and likable]]!
* FauxAffablyEvil: Greetings, loser. Would you mind saying your last words before I kill you?
* FlawExploitation
* ForTheEvulz: I treat you like crap because I can and there's nothing you can do about it!
* TheFreelanceShameSquad: Your suffering makes me laugh!
* FrenchJerk: Vas te faire encule, salope. [[labelnote:Translation:]]Fuck you, bitch![[/labelnote]]
* GarbagePostKid
* {{GIFT}}: I'm an asshole because it's the internet (or any other anonymous setting) and I can say whatever the fuck I want! If you're offended, then fuck off, you sensitive piece of shit!
* GodAndSatanAreBothJerks
* GoodIsNotNice: You think heroes are nice people? Think again, idiot!
* GreenAndMean: My skin color is green and I hate your guts!
* {{Griefer}}
* HairTriggerTemper: Everything pisses me off, you being one of them!
* HatesEveryoneEqually: I hate you and everyone else, no matter who you are!
* HateSink: I'm a douche just so you dumbass viewers can have someone to hate.
* HeManWomanHater
* HotGuysAreBastards: I'm handsome unlike ugly ogres like you for example.
* HumansAreBastards: All of humanity are full of assholes! Deal with it!
* InnocentlyInsensitive: It's okay, my friend. It's not your fault you're a loser.
* InsufferableGenius: I look down on dumbasses like you because I'm a genius!
* InternetToughGuy: What did you say to me, you little shit?! Wait until I beat the crap out of low-life morons like you so bad that it's gonna be a fate worse than death!
* InvisibleJerkass
* ItAmusedMe: I just enjoy being an asshole!
* JackassGenie
* {{Jerkass}}: It's what this index is all about! Are you too much of a dumbass to read the goddamn index description above?!
* JerkassBall: I'm normally a nice guy, but I can be a jerk at times.
* JerkassDissonance: The idiot fans love me for being a jerk!
* JerkassFacade: My meanness is a facade.
* JerkassGods: Worship me, you weak, pitiful mortal!
* JerkassHasAPoint: I'm not a nice person, but I'm right about something, and if you don't like that, then go fuck yourself!
* JerkassRealization: What a total jerk I've been.
* JerkassWoobie: I had a tragic upbringing. [[DontYouDarePityMe What? I don't need your damn pity, loser! Get the hell away from me!]]
* JerkJock: I'm the alpha male of high school! Get out of my way, you wimp, or I'll kick your ass!
* JerkJustifications: I have justified reasons to be mean!
* JerkSue: No matter how much of a dick I am, all these dipshits still worship the fucking ground I walk on!
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Sure, I may be an asshole, but I'm truly a nice guy...
* JerkWithAHeartOfJerk: ...NOT! Hahaha! Did you really think that I have a heart? What a sucker you are!
* KarmaHoudini: I'll never get my comeuppance for my assholery! Get used to it!
* KarmicTrickster
* KickTheDog: Just to show you how much of a jerkass I am, I like doing mean things like kicking little puppies for no good reason!
* KickTheMoralityPet: I do this to the one I have a soft spot for.
* KickThemWhileTheyAreDown: Even better, I attack people when they can't defend their pathetic asses!
* KickTheSonOfABitch: I do this to people who deserve it! Either way, I don't give a fuck!
* KidsAreCruel: I'm seven years old and I fucking hate everyone! I wanna kill you all!
** TeensAreMonsters: Well, I'm fifteen and I hate you just as much! I love making everyone miserable.
* LackOfEmpathy: I don't care about your feelings!
* LeanAndMean: I may not be big and strong, but I still fucking hate your useless ass no matter what the fuck I look like!
* LightIsNotGood: These morons think that [[BeautyEqualsGoodness just because I look attractive on the outside, I'm benevolent on the inside]]! What a bunch of losers.
* MadeOutToBeAJerkass: You want to lay one on me because I'm pissing you off? You'll prove to the others that you're the bigger bastard than I am!
* ManipulativeBastard
* MeanBoss: Troper, you're a minute late! Get your ass to work or you're fired!
* TheMeanBrit: You are absolutely awful.
* MeanCharacterNiceActor: Don't worry. That's just my character acting like an asshole. I'm a nice guy in real life.
* TheNapoleon: Are you mocking my height, you meathead? If so, then I'll beat the shit out of you!
* NiceCharacterMeanActor: My character may be nice, but I fucking hate you in real life!
* TheNeidermeyer: I fucking hate those faggots that are my soldiers and I don't give three shits if they feel the same way about me!
* NoSympathy: I don't care about your pain and sufferings, so shut the fuck up and get over it, you whiny bitch!
* ObnoxiousInLaws: Why did my son/daughter marry that bitch/bastard?!
* TheParanoiac
* PoliceBrutality: I get a rise at beating the shit out of suspects. I never liked them anyways.
* PoliteVillainsRudeHeroes: I'm such an asshole that this makes that pansy of a villain look like an angel.
* TheProudElite: I'm handsome, fit, intelligent, sophisticated, and rich. I also don't like low-life losers such as yourself.
* RichBitch: I'm rich and I belittle poverty-stricken slobs like you to prove my point!
* RoyalBrat
* RudeHeroNiceSidekick (rude hero): I'm the hero here and this polite moron is (unfortunately) my sidekick.
* RudelyHangingUp
* SadisticTeacher: It's fun to treat my students like the little shits they are.
* ScrewPolitenessImASenior: I'm a senior citizen, therefore, I can act like an jackass however I want!
* TheSociopath: I don't care about morality, empathy, compassion and of the like.
** ComedicSociopathy: Causing pain and suffering towards others is hilarious!
** HeroicComedicSociopath: Bonus points if I'm the good guy.
** MoralSociopathy: I do what I think is right and I don't care about you or what I will do to you!
** SociopathicHero: It doesn't matter if I'm one of the good guys. I just want to kill people.
* SourOutsideSadInside: Get the fuck away from me, you idiot! [[spoiler:Sob...]]
* SpoiledBrat
* StopHavingFunGuys: Fuck you losers for enjoying this game! I play it to show my superiority over you all!
* SuicideDare: What the fuck are you waiting for, you pathetic coward! Kill yourself! I'll be happy if you do!
* SuperDickery
* ThrewMyBikeOnTheRoof
* TookALevelInJerkass: I used to be nice, but now I'm a jerk, and I like it that way!
* ToughLove
* {{Troll}}: I exist solely to piss you off!
* {{Tsundere}}: What?! It's not like I'm describing this trope for you or anything! And it's not like I have a soft side, so get it through your head, you idiot! [[spoiler:But I appreciate you for reading this, though.]]
* TheUnapologetic: I'm not sorry for being an asshole!
* UngratefulBastard: Don't think I'm gonna thank you for saving my life!
* UngratefulTownsfolk
* UnintentionallyUnsympathetic: I'm the good guy here! You bozos are supposed to show me sympathy!
* UnsportsmanlikeGloating: Yay! I won! You lost!
* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist
* VideoGameCrueltyPotential: I like doing cruel things on video games!
* VitriolicBestBuds: Just because I'm your buddy doesn't stop me from calling you an idiot, a loser, a piece of shit, or other creative insults I can think of!
* WeWantOurJerkBack: Just face it. You miss me when I was a dick.
* WikiVandal
* WithFriendsLikeThese: It doesn't matter if I'm your friend! I hate your fucking guts and I'm still gonna do horrible stuff to you because that's what I like!
* WouldHitAGirl: As if I give a fuck if you're a female! I beat up anyone regardless of their gender!
* WouldHurtAChild: I also don't give a fuck how old you are! I hurt anyone regardless of their age!
* YankTheDogsChain: Thought something good happened to you?! HA! NOT! You blew it again, bitch!
[[/index]]
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