[[SelfDemonstratingArticle What do you want, dipshit?!]] Oh! You [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife want to waste your pathetic life]] by checking out the list of tropes that [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin involve jerks in some way, shape, or form]]? Then go and check them out, you dumb fuck!

It has [[IThoughtItMeant nothing]] [[IncrediblyLamePun to do]] with ADateWithRosiePalms, though virgins like you do that!

Contrast those twinks at APoliteIndex. See also AbuseTropes, IceQueen, ImmaturityTropes, OhGreatASnarkIndex, SlidingScaleOfAntagonistVileness, ThisIndexIsABitch, and {{Villains}}. All of these indexes are just as shitty as you!

[[IThoughtItMeant Has nothing to do with]] the Creator/SteveMartin film ''Film/TheJerk'', so get it through your thick skull!

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!!Look at the tropes, you lummox!:
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* AbusiveParents: I'm your parent and I can do and say whatever the fuck I want to you, you dumb little shit! Now shut up or I'll whoop your ass some more!
* AdaptationalJerkass: I'm more of an asshole in the adaptation!
* AllOfTheOtherReindeer: We don't like you!
* AlphaBitch: I'm the queen bee of high school! Pathetic losers like you aren't worthy to be around my presence!
** AcademicAlphaBitch: I'm also smarter than you, too!
** BetaBitch: My second-in-command! She's not an alpha, but she isn't a loser like your friends.
** GirlPosse: We come in groups, and we've got no problem murdering you!
** LovableAlphaBitch: I can be a decent person, though, but that's between you and me, so you're dead meat if you tell anyone about my good side!
* AngryGuardDog: WARRWF! SNARRRLLLL!!!!
* ArrogantKungFuGuy: I can kick your crooked ass with my martial arts skills!
* AsianRudeness: ダメな奴だな、お前は。[[labelnote:Translation]]What a loser![[/labelnote]]
* AssholeVictim: Ow! You Twat! You did this, didn't you?!
* AssInAmbassador
* BadPeopleAbuseAnimals: I love being cruel to those annoying creatures!
* BabysitterFromHell: Your parents are away, so I'm the king around this house, you little runt!
* BadMoodAsAnExcuse: Something pissed me off! I'll take my frustrations out on everyone, especially you!
* BastardBoyfriend: I treat my girlfriend like a pathetic bitch!
** BespectacledBastardBoyfriend: Same thing except that I wear a pair of glasses and I'm smarter than her!
** BastardGirlfriend: I'm a complete bitch to my asshole boyfriend!
* BeautyEqualsGoodness: So, you're saying being ugly means being cruel?
* BeautyIsBad: I'm more attractive than those ugly ogres.
* BewareOfViciousDog: ROAR!
* BitchInSheepsClothing: What? You thought I was a nice guy? Tough luck!
* BluenoseBowdlerizer: I hate these stupid swearwords on this wiki! I WANT THEM GONE NOW!!!!
* BrattyHalfPint: What? You...Refuse to play with me? YOU MUST DIE!
* BrutalHonesty: What's the matter? Are your feelings hurt because I told you the truth? Hey, it's a dog-eat-dog world!
* TheBrute: I beat people up for fun!
* TheBully: I make weak people's lives miserable!
** BigBrotherBully: ...Especially if they're my little siblings!
** GangOfBullies: I love bullying others with my friends!
* CallousnessTowardsEmergency: You need help? Screw you! That's your problem, not mine!
* CarLoadOfCoolKids: Want a better way to let you know you're a total loser than to have me and my cool friends mock you while sitting in our cool car?
* CatsAreMean: MEEERRRRROOOOOOWWWWW!!
* TheCheerleader: Give me a "L"! Give me a "O"! Give me a "S"! Give me a "E"! Give me a "R"! What's that spell? "YOU"!
* ChildHater: I hate kids and I'd like to get rid of those little shits.
* DeadpanSnarker: Don't worry, my friend. [[SarcasmMode I'm not going to offend you with my sarcasm]], because you're too clueless to understand it.
* DisabilityAsAnExcuseForJerkassery: I can treat anyone like shit whenever I want because I'm disabled!
* DisproportionateRetribution: I'm getting revenge on you over the pettiest shit!
* DogKickingExcuse: Damn it, I'm trying to be a jerk, stop making me like you so much!
* DomesticAbuse: I can do whatever the hell I want with my lover like beating him/her to a pulp!
* DrillSergeantNasty: My job is to act like a major bastard so I can turn pussies like you into tough badass war machines! Now drop and give me 50, maggots!
* DrJerk: All I can tell you about this next procedure is that it will be...EXCRUCIATING!!
* ElderAbuse: I don't respect those old farts and would like to mistreat them!
* EntitledBastard: I don't care about how I've treated you, just get your ass over here and save me!
* EvilerThanThou: We're the superior villains here, so scram!
* EvilIsPetty: Besides plotting for world domination, I do other things like kicking puppies and being an all around jerk.
* FanHater: You're a fan of this crap? You're a loser who needs to get a life!
* FantasticRacism: I hate people who aren't like our group.
* TheFarmerAndTheViper: You saved my life...I'll repay your shitty act of kindness by stabbing you in the damn back!
* FatBastard: Not all Fatasses are [[BigFun cuddly and likable]]!
* FauxAffablyEvil: Greetings, victim. Would you mind saying your last words before I kill you?
* FlawExploitation
* ForTheEvulz: I treat you like crap because I can!!
* TheFreelanceShameSquad: Your suffering makes me cheer!
* FrenchJerk: Vas te faire encule, salope. [[labelnote:Translation:]]Fuck you, bitch![[/labelnote]]
* TheFundamentalist: My beliefs are superior to you infidel's!
* TheGadfly: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcqOgnQyXp4 I wanna do it because it's fun, it's fun to do bad things,]] like embarrassing other people just to get them to react!
* GarbagePostKid: I like to post random crap on the internet [[InternetBackdraft to scare people and cause drama!]] [[EvilLaugh Mwuahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!]]
* {{Gaslighting}}
* {{GIFT}}: I'm an asshole because it's the internet (or any other anonymous setting) and I can say whatever the fuck I want! If you're offended, then fuck off, you butthurt piece of shit!
* GodAndSatanAreBothJerks: I hate to say it, but {{God}} and {{Satan}} are assholes to humanity. May as well get used to it!
* GoodIsNotNice: Yeah, yeah. I'm a hero who saves the day, but that doesn't mean I'm a nice guy, so get a clue, idiot!
* GreenAndMean: My skin color is green and I hate your guts!
* {{Griefer}}: I vandalize and terrorize Online Games ForTheEvulz, [[{{Mooks}} sometimes with groups participating]].
* GrumpyBear: Hey, [[TheCynic cynics]] and [[SugarBowl idealist environments]] never mix!
* GrumpyOldMan: I'm just an old man who hates everything! So fuck off, stupid youngins!
* HairTriggerTemper: Everything pisses me off, you being one of them!
* HandyShortcoming
* HatesEveryoneEqually: I hate you and everyone else, no matter who you are!
* HateSink: I'm a douche just so you dumbass viewers can have someone to hate.
* HeManWomanHater: You women suck (not just literally) and don't think the [=SJW=]s will save you!
* HiddenHeartOfGold: I'm a jerk, but I've done some pretty nice things. Tell anyone about this and I'll put your ass on life support!
* HolierThanThou: I am much higher than all of you sinners! Begone!
* HollywoodAtheist
* HumansAreBastards: All of humanity are full of assholes! You and me included!
* InnocentlyInsensitive: It's okay, my friend. It's not your fault you suck.
* InsufferableGenius: I look down on people like you, dumbass or otherwise, because I'm a genius!
* InternetToughGuy: What did you say to me, you little shit?! Wait until I beat the crap out of low-life morons like you so bad that it's gonna be a fate worse than death!
* InvisibleJerkass: [[spoiler: You can't see me, dumbass! That means I can use my invisibility to do mean things to you!]]
* IrrationalHatred: I hate you for no reason at all, but I don't give a damn! I hate you and that's all that matters!
* ItAmusedMe: I just enjoy being an asshole!
* JackassGenie: I'm here to grant you three wishes, you bastard!
* {{Jerkass}}: It's what this index is all about! Are you too much of a dumbass to read the goddamn index description above?!
* JerkassBall: I'm normally a nice guy, but I can be a jerk at times.
* JerkassDissonance: The idiot fans love me for being a jerk! After all, it's fictional, so stop getting your panties in a bunch!
* JerkassFacade: Don't tell those guys, but I act like an asshole to hide my feelings.
* JerkassGods: Worship me, you weak, pitiful mortal!
* JerkassHasAPoint: I'm an asshole, but I'm right about something, and if you don't like that, then go fuck yourself!
* JerkassRealization: What a total jerk I've been.[[note]][[IgnoredEpiphany Ah, who gives a shit?]] They're a bunch of pussies anyways! Besides, [[ItAmusedMe I enjoy it!]][[/note]]
* JerkassWoobie: My life sucks! [[DontYouDarePityMe What? I don't need your damn pity, loser! Get the hell away from me!]]
* JerkJock: I'm the alpha male of high school! Get out of my way, you wimp, or I'll kick your ass!
* JerkJustifications: I have good reasons to be a jerk!
* JerkSue: No matter how much of a dick I am, all these dipshits still worship the fucking ground I walk on!
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Sure, I'm an asshole, but deep down I'm a nice guy.
* JerkWithAHeartOfJerk: ...NOT! Did you really think that I have a heart? What an idiot!
* KarmaHoudini: I'll never get my comeuppance for my assholery! I dare you to stop me if you can!
* KarmicTrickster: Screw with me, and you're as good as gone, Bugs Bunny style!
* KickTheDog: Just to show you how much of a heartless prick I am, I like doing mean things like kicking little puppies for no good reason...But sometimes not even literally!
** KickTheMoralityPet: I do this to the pet I have a soft spot for.
** KickThemWhileTheyAreDown: Even better, I attack people when they can't defend their pathetic asses!
** KickTheSonOfABitch: I do this to shitheads who have it coming! Either way, I don't give a fuck as long as I enjoy it!
* KidsAreCruel: I'm seven years old and I fucking hate everyone! I wanna kill you all!
** TeensAreMonsters: Well, I'm fifteen and I hate you just as much! I love making everyone miserable.
* KnightTemplar: You can't call me a jerkass or a villain, I'm a hero!
* LackOfEmpathy: I don't care about your feelings, moron!
* LastDisrespects: I'll be attending your funeral celebrating that your dumbass is dead! I might even piss on your fucking grave!
* LeanAndMean: I may not be big and strong, but I still fucking hate your ass no matter what the fuck I look like!
* LightIsNotGood: These morons think that [[BeautyEqualsGoodness because someone looks sweet and innocent on the outside, he or she is benevolent on the inside]]. (Sigh) What a bunch of suckers...
* MadeOutToBeAJerkass: Oh, so all of a sudden, I'm a jerk because I lashed out at that guy for bullying me?! [[ThenLetMeBeEvil So be it, then...]]
* MaddenIntoMisanthropy: HumansAreBastards, and now look what you done!
* ManipulativeBastard
* MeanBoss: Troper, you're an hour late! Get your ass to work or...[[KillItWithFire (Pulls out flamethrower) you're fired!]]
* TheMeanBrit: You are absolutely awful.
* MeanCharacterNiceActor: Don't worry. That's just my character acting like an asshole. I'm a nice guy in real life.
* MorallyBankruptBanker
* {{Narcissist}}: Get used to it, bitches! I know I look good!
* TheNapoleon: Are you mocking my height, you meathead? If so, then I'll beat the shit out of you!
* NiceCharacterMeanActor: My character may be nice, but I fucking hate you in real life!
* TheNeidermeyer: I fucking hate those faggots that call themselves soldiers and I don't give three shits if they feel the same way about me!
* NoSympathy: I don't care about your pain and sufferings, you asshat, so stop crying!
* ObnoxiousInLaws: Why did my son/daughter marry that bitch/bastard?!
* TheParanoiac: People like you are full of crap, so I have every right to antagonize people!
* PoliceBrutality: I get a rise at beating the shit out of suspects. I never liked them anyways.
* PoliteVillainsRudeHeroes: [[GoodIsNotNice I'm such an asshole for a hero]] that this makes [[AffablyEvil that pansy of a villain look like an angel.]]
* ThePrimaDonna: You bozos aren't anything special! Only I am because I'm the star of the show!
** PrimaDonnaDirector: [[WebVideo/LooneyTunesIntroBloopers All of you asswipes need to get back to production and don't question my authority or else you're all fired!]]
* TheProudElite: I'm handsome, fit, intelligent, sophisticated, and rich. I also don't like low-life losers such as yourself.
* {{Realpolitik}}
* RedIsViolent: Red is the color of blood, and that will be yours!
* RichBitch: I'm rich and I could belittle poverty-stricken slobs like you to prove my point!
* TheRival: I'm not the villain, but I hate stupid pathetic losers like you and would love to kick your ass at any chance! And I want to prove I'm better than you!
* RoyalBrat: I'm royalty, so I deserve everything and you slobs shouldn't!
* RudeHeroNiceSidekick (rude hero): I'm the hero here and this polite moron is (unfortunately) my sidekick. Oh, brother!
* RudelyHangingUp: Good Riddance, moron! ''(hangs up phone)''
* SadisticTeacher: It's so much fun treating students like the little shits they are. Between you and me, I suck at teaching them proper lessons!
* ScrewPolitenessImASenior: I'm a senior citizen, therefore, I can act like an jackass however I want!
* SmugSnake: It feelssssss ssssssso good to be a nasssssssty and prideful basssssssstard, wouldn't you sssssssssay?
* TheSocialDarwinist: I give you crap because you're a pathetic weakling, and only strong people like me survive and weak people like you can fuck off!
* TheSociopath: I don't care about morality, empathy, compassion or any other shitty ideals you asshats believe in.
** ComedicSociopathy: Causing pain and suffering to others is hilarious!
** HeroicComedicSociopath: Bonus points if I'm the "good" guy (or rather, a VillainProtagonist).
** MoralSociopathy: I do what I think is right and I don't care about you or what I will do to you!
** SociopathicHero: It doesn't matter if I'm one of the good guys. I just want to kill people, especially you.
* SourOutsideSadInside: Get the fuck away from me, you idiot! [[spoiler:Sob...]]
* SourPrudes: You actually like this? Heh, heh! We are kinkshaming you right now!
* SpeakIllOfTheDead: Even when you're dead, I still don't respect you! I'm glad that your sorry ass is rotting in the grave!
* SpoiledBrat: My mommy and daddy give me everything I want and I'm gonna rub it all in your stupid face!
* StopHavingFunGuys: Fuck you losers for enjoying this game! I play it to show that I'm better than you all!
* SuicideDare: What the fuck are you waiting for, you loser? Kill yourself! I'll be happy if you do!
* SuperDickery: I'm a jackass that likes to make a fool out of everyone, NOT! I only did this on the cover, but I'm still a hero!
* ThrewMyBikeOnTheRoof: I'll destroy your precious property!
* TookALevelInJerkass: I used to be nice, but now I'm a jerk, and I probably like it that way!
* ToughLove: I'm being an asshole to make your sorry ass better! Don't take it personally!
* TrashTalk: Talking bad about fat, stupid, ugly, weak, low-life pieces of crap like you is my thing! I talk so much trash, it stinks like your ass!
* {{Troll}}: [[ForTheEvulz I love pissing people off!]] You especially! (Sees picture of a Green Troll Monster and facepalms) Not that kind of Troll, you moron!
* {{Tsundere}}: What?! It's not like I'm describing this trope for you or anything! And it's not like I have a soft side, so get it through your head, you idiot! [[spoiler:But I appreciate you for reading this, though.]]
* TheUnapologetic: I'm not sorry for being an asshole!
* UngratefulBastard: Don't think I'm gonna thank you for saving my life!
** UngratefulTownsfolk: We will not thank you for saving us, after what you did to us! [[TorchesAndPitchforks YAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!]]
* UnintentionallyUnsympathetic: I'm the good guy here! You bozos are supposed to show me sympathy--Well, shit...
* UnsportsmanlikeGloating: I won! You lost! Sucker!
* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist: I'm an asshole, but these stupid fans find me entertaining! Geez...Some people...
* VideoGameCrueltyPotential: You shouldn't have allowed me to do cruel things in video games!
* VitriolicBestBuds: Just because I'm your buddy doesn't stop me from calling you an idiot, a loser, a piece of shit, or other creative insults I can think of!
* WeWantOurJerkBack: You miss me when I was a dick?
* WikiVandal: [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem Your administration is useless!]]
* WithFriendsLikeThese: It doesn't matter if I'm your friend! I hate your fucking guts and I'm still gonna do horrible stuff to you!
* WouldHitAGirl: As if I give a fuck if you're a [[HeManWomanHater Girly Bastard]]! I beat up anyone regardless of their gender!
* WouldHurtAChild: I also don't give a fuck if you're a little bastard! I hurt anyone regardless of their age!
* YankTheDogsChain: And just when you thought good things are happening to you! I pity you, not!
[[/index]]
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