[[SelfDemonstratingArticle Hey, dipshit!]] Why don't you [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife waste your pathetic life]] by checking out the list of tropes that [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin involve jerks in some way, shape, or form]]? Then go and check them out, you dumb fuck!

It has [[IThoughtItMeant nothing]] [[IncrediblyLamePun to do]] with ADateWithRosiePalms, though virgins like you do that! Also unrelated to TearJerker, which makes pathetic weak pussies like you cry like anime fans on prom night!

Contrast those twinks at APoliteIndex. See also AbuseTropes, IceQueen, ImmaturityTropes, OhGreatASnarkIndex, SadismIndex, SlidingScaleOfAntagonistVileness, ThisIndexIsABitch, and {{Villains}}. All of these indexes are just as shitty as you!

[[IThoughtItMeant Has nothing to do with]] the Creator/SteveMartin film ''Film/TheJerk'', so get it through your thick skull!

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!!Look at the tropes, you lummox!:
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* AbusiveParents: I'm your parent and I can do and say whatever the fuck I want to you, you dumb little shit! Now shut up or I'll whoop your ass some more!
* AdaptationalJerkass: I'm more of an asshole in this adaptation compared to the original one!
* AllOfTheOtherReindeer: We don't like you!
* AlphaBitch: I'm the queen bee of high school! Pathetic losers like you aren't worthy to be around my presence!
** AcademicAlphaBitch: I'm also smarter than you, too!
** BetaBitch: My second-in-command! She's not an alpha, but she isn't a loser like you and your friends.
** GirlPosse: We come in groups, and we've got no problem murdering you!
** LovableAlphaBitch: I can be a decent person, though, but that's between you and me, so you're dead meat if you tell anyone about my good side!
* AndThereWasMuchRejoicing: We're so glad you died! Let's celebrate it!
* AngryGuardDog: WARRWF! SNARRRLLLL!!!!
* AnnoyingYoungerSibling: I'm the little sibling and I can annoy my big brother/sister whenever I want to, or I'll tell Mom!
* ApatheticCitizens: We got better things to do than to help save some homeless people.
* AppealToForce: I'm in charge here, and you better follow my orders and agree with me or else I will hit you!
* ArrogantKungFuGuy: I can kick your crooked ass with my martial arts skills!
* AsianRudeness: ダメな奴だな、お前は。[[labelnote:Translation]]What a loser![[/labelnote]]
* AssholeVictim: Something terrible has happened to me! Why won't any of you losers sympathize with me?!
* AssInAmbassador
* BadPeopleAbuseAnimals: I love being cruel to those annoying creatures!
* BabysitterFromHell: Your parents are away, so I'm the king around this house, you little runt!
* BadMoodAsAnExcuse: Something pissed me off! I'll take my frustrations out on everyone, especially you!
* BastardBoyfriend: I treat my girlfriend like a pathetic bitch!
** BespectacledBastardBoyfriend: Same thing except that I wear a pair of glasses and I'm smarter than her!
** BastardGirlfriend: I'm a complete bitch to my loser boyfriend!
* BeautyEqualsGoodness: I may be an ugly cow who is not attractive, but I still have no respect for your worthless ass!
* BeautyIsBad: I'm more attractive than those ugly ogres.
* BewareOfViciousDog: Woof! GRRRRRRRR! Woof! GRRRRRRRRRR!!
* BitchInSheepsClothing: What? You thought I was a nice guy? Tough shit!
* BluenoseBowdlerizer: I hate these stupid swearwords on this wiki! I WANT THEM GONE NOW!!!!
* BrattyHalfPint: What? You...Refuse to play with me? YOU MUST DIE!
* BrutalHonesty: What's the matter? Are your feelings hurt because I told you the truth? Too bad! It's a dog-eat-dog world!
* TheBrute: I beat people up for fun!
* TheBully: I make weak people's lives miserable!
** BigBrotherBully: ...Especially if they're my little siblings!
** GangOfBullies: I love bullying others with my friends!
* CallousnessTowardsEmergency: You need help? Screw you! That's your problem, not mine!
* CarLoadOfCoolKids: What a better way to let you know you're a total loser than to have me and my cool friends mock you while sitting in our cool car?
* CardCarryingVillain: Yeah, I'm a villain. Deal with it.
* CatsAreMean: MEEERRRRROOOOOOWWWWW!!
* TheCheerleader: Give me a "L"! Give me a "O"! Give me a "S"! Give me a "E"! Give me a "R"! What's that spell? "YOU"!
* ChildHater: I hate kids and I'd like to get rid of those little shits.
* CompleteMonster: I'm rotten to the core and I don't care what people have to say!
* DeadpanSnarker: Don't worry, my friend. [[SarcasmMode I'm not going to offend you with my sarcasm]], because you're too clueless to understand it.
* DisabilityAsAnExcuseForJerkassery: I can treat anyone like shit whenever I want because I'm disabled!
* DisproportionateRetribution: I'm getting revenge on you over the pettiest shit!
* DogKickingExcuse: Damn it, I'm trying to be a jerk, stop making me like you so much!
* DomesticAbuse: I can do whatever the hell I want with my lover like beating him/her to a pulp!
* DrillSergeantNasty: My job is to act like a major bastard so I can turn pussies like you into tough badass war machines! Now drop and give me 50, maggots!
* DrJerk: All I can tell you about this next procedure is that it will be...EXCRUCIATING!!
* DryCrusader: The prohibition era should have been more than an era, it should have been always!
* ElderAbuse: I don't respect those old farts and I'll treat them however the hell I want!
* EntitledBastard: I don't care about how I've treated you, just get your ass over here and save me!
* EvilerThanThou: We're the superior villains here, so scram!
* EvilIsPetty: Besides plotting for world domination, I do other things like kicking your puppy and being an all around jerk!
* FanHater: You're a fan of this crap? You're a loser who needs to get a life!
* FantasticRacism: I hate people who aren't like our group.
* TheFarmerAndTheViper: You saved my life...I'll repay your shitty act of kindness by stabbing you in the damn back!
* FatBastard: Oh, because I'm a fatass, I'm supposed to be [[BigFun cuddly and likable]]? Fuck off!
* FauxAffablyEvil: Greetings, loser. Would you mind saying your last words before I kill you?
* FlawExploitation
* ForTheEvulz: I treat you like crap because I can and there's nothing you can do about it!
* TheFreelanceShameSquad: Your pain and suffering makes me laugh!
* FrenchJerk: Vas te faire encule, salope. [[labelnote:Translation:]]Fuck you, bitch![[/labelnote]]
* TheFundamentalist: My beliefs are superior to you infidels!
* TheGadfly: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcqOgnQyXp4 I wanna do it because it's fun, it's fun to do bad things,]] like embarrassing other people just to get them to react!
* GarbagePostKid: I like to post random crap on the internet [[InternetBackdraft to scare people and cause drama!]] [[EvilLaugh Mwuahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!]]
* {{Gaslighting}}
* {{GIFT}}: I'm an asshole because it's the internet (or any other anonymous setting) and I can say whatever the fuck I want! If you're offended, then fuck off, you butthurt piece of shit!
* GodAndSatanAreBothJerks: {{God}} and {{Satan}} are assholes to humanity. Get used to it!
* GoodIsNotNice: Yeah, yeah. I'm a hero who saves the day, but that doesn't mean I'm a nice guy, so get a clue, you idiot!
* GreenAndMean: My skin color is green and I hate your guts!
* {{Griefer}}: I vandalize and terrorize Online Games [[ForTheEvulz because I can]], [[{{Mooks}} sometimes with groups participating]].
* GrumpyBear: I never mix well with [[SugarBowl happy-go-lucky environments]] filled with a bunch of happy-go-lucky retards!
* GrumpyOldMan: I'm just an old man who hates everything. So fuck off, you stupid youngins.
* HairTriggerTemper: Everything and everyone pisses me off, you being one of them!
* HandyShortcoming
* HatesEveryoneEqually: I hate you and everyone else, no matter who you are!
* HateSink: I'm a douche just so you dumbass viewers can have someone to hate.
* HeManWomanHater: You women suck (not just literally) and don't think the [=SJW=]s will save you!
* HeteronormativeCrusader: Being gay means that you're [[BlatantLies cursed, or possessed by a demon]]!
* HiddenHeartOfGold: I'm a jerk, but I've done some pretty nice things. Tell anyone about this and I'll put your ass on life support!
* HolierThanThou: I am much higher than all of you sinners! Begone!
* HollywoodAtheist: We atheists support science and logic! We're way too smart for that fairy tale garbage you Christards believe!
* HumansAreBastards: All of humanity are full of assholes! Deal with it!
* {{Hypocrite}}: Don't be a douche, you dumbass motherfucker!
* InnocentlyInsensitive: It's okay, my friend. It's not your fault you suck.
* InsufferableGenius: I look down on dumbasses like you because I'm a genius!
* InternetToughGuy: What did you say to me, you little shit?! Wait until I beat the crap out of low-life morons like you so bad that it's gonna be a fate worse than death!
* InvisibleJerkass: [[spoiler: You can't see me, dumbass! That means I can use my invisibility to do mean things to you!]]
* IrrationalHatred: I hate you for no reason at all, but I don't give a damn! I hate you and that's all that matters!
* ItAmusedMe: I just enjoy being an asshole!
* ItsAllAboutMe: This index is all about the glorious and awesome me, not about worthless shits like you!
* JackassGenie: I'm here to grant you three wishes, you bastard!
* {{Jerkass}}: It's what this index is all about! Are you too much of a dumbass to read the goddamn index description above?!
* JerkassBall: I'm normally a nice guy, but I can be a jerk at times.
* JerkassDissonance: The idiot fans love me for being a jerk! After all, it's fictional, so stop getting your panties in a bunch!
* JerkassFacade: Don't tell those guys, but I act like an asshole to hide my feelings.
* JerkassGods: Worship me, you weak, pitiful mortal!
* JerkassHasAPoint: I'm an asshole, but I'm right about something, and if you don't like that, then go fuck yourself!
* JerkassRealization: What a total jerk I've been.[[note]][[IgnoredEpiphany Ah, who gives a shit?]] They're a bunch of pussies anyways! Besides, [[ItAmusedMe I enjoy it!]][[/note]]
* JerkassWoobie: My life sucks! [[DontYouDarePityMe What? I don't need your damn pity, loser! Get the hell away from me!]]
* JerkJock: I'm the alpha male of high school! Get out of my way, you wimp, or I'll kick your ass!
* JerkJustifications: I have good reasons to be a jerk!
* JerkSue: No matter how much of a dick I am, all these dipshits still worship the fucking ground I walk on!
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Sure, I'm an asshole, but deep down I'm a nice guy.
* JerkWithAHeartOfJerk: ...NOT! Did you really think that I have a heart? What an idiot you are!
* JustJokingJustification: You got butthurt because I treated you like a crap? C'mon, it's just a joke! Why so serious?
* KarmaHoudini: I'll never get my comeuppance for my assholery! I dare you to stop me if you can!
* KarmicTrickster: I love tricking my stupid rivals like you!
* KickTheDog: Just to show you how much of a heartless prick I am, I like doing mean things like kicking little puppies for no good reason...But sometimes not even literally!
** KickTheMoralityPet: I do this to the pet I have a soft spot for.
** KickThemWhileTheyAreDown: Even better, I attack people when they can't defend their pathetic asses!
** KickTheSonOfABitch: I do this to shitheads who have it coming! Either way, I don't give a fuck as long as I enjoy it!
* KidsAreCruel: I'm seven years old and I fucking hate everyone! I wanna kill you all!
** TeensAreMonsters: Well, I'm fifteen and I hate you just as much! I love making everyone miserable!
* KnightTemplar: You can't call me a jerkass or a villain, I'm a hero!
* LackOfEmpathy: I don't care about your feelings, bitch!
* LastDisrespects: I'll be attending your funeral celebrating that your dumbass is dead! I might even piss on your fucking grave!
* LeanAndMean: I may not be big and strong, but I still fucking hate your ass no matter what the fuck I look like!
* LightIsNotGood: These morons think that [[BeautyEqualsGoodness just because I look sweet and innocent on the outside,]] [[BitchInSheepsClothing that makes me benevolent on the inside]]. (Sigh) What a bunch of suckers...
* MadeOutToBeAJerkass: Oh, so all of a sudden, I'm a jerk because I lashed out at that guy for bullying me?! [[ThenLetMeBeEvil So be it, then...]]
* MaddenIntoMisanthropy: HumansAreBastards, and now look what you done!
* ManipulativeBastard: I can trick you into doing whatever I want you to do.
* MeanBoss: Troper, you're a minute late! Get your ass to work or...[[KillItWithFire (Pulls out flamethrower) you're fired!]]
* TheMeanBrit: You are absolutely awful.
* MeanCharacterNiceActor: Don't worry. That's just my character acting like an asshole. I'm a nice guy in real life.
* MoralGuardians: [[TheFundamentalist Blasphemous!]] [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad Offensive!]] Put an end to this right now or else we'll do it by force!
* MorallyBankruptBanker
* {{Narcissist}}: Get used to it, bitches! I know I look good!
* TheNapoleon: Are you mocking my height, you meathead? If so, then I'll beat the shit out of you!
* NeverMyFault: I never did anything wrong, only you!
* NiceCharacterMeanActor: My character may be nice, but I fucking hate you in real life!
* TheNeidermeyer: I fucking hate those faggots that call themselves soldiers and I don't give three shits if they feel the same way about me!
* NoSympathy: I don't care about your little pain and sufferings, so shut the fuck up and get over it, you whiny bitch!
* ObnoxiousInLaws: Why did my son/daughter marry that bitch/bastard?!
* TheParanoiac: People like you are full of crap, so I have every right to antagonize people!
* PoliceBrutality: I get a rise at beating the shit out of suspects. I never liked them anyways.
* PoliteVillainsRudeHeroes: [[GoodIsNotNice I'm such an asshole for a hero]] that this makes [[AffablyEvil that pansy of a villain look like an angel.]]
* ThePrimaDonna: You bozos aren't anything special! Only I am because I'm the star of the show!
** PrimaDonnaDirector: [[WebVideo/LooneyTunesIntroBloopers All of you asswipes need to get back to production and don't question my authority or else you're all fired!]]
* TheProudElite: I'm handsome, fit, intelligent, sophisticated, and rich. I also don't like low-life losers such as yourself.
* {{Realpolitik}}
* RedIsViolent: Red is the color of blood, and that will be yours!
* TheRevolutionWillNotBeCivilized: Screw our oppressive government! But wait, we will institute our own that is [[TheHorseshoeEffect just like what we were against!]]
* RichBitch: I'm rich and I could belittle poverty-stricken slobs like you to prove my point!
* TheRival: I'm not the villain, but I hate stupid pathetic losers like you and would love to kick your ass at any chance! And I want to prove I'm better than you!
* RoyalBrat: I'm royalty, so I deserve everything and you slobs shouldn't!
* RudeHeroNiceSidekick (rude hero): I'm the hero here and this polite moron is (unfortunately) my sidekick. Oh, brother!
* RudelyHangingUp: Good Riddance, moron! ''(hangs up phone)''
* {{Sadist}}: I just LOVE watching you writhe in agony.
* SadisticTeacher: It's so much fun treating students like the little shits they are.
* ScrewPolitenessImASenior: I'm a senior citizen, therefore, I can act like an jackass however I want!
* SirSwearsALot: I just fucking love to swear! And if you shitty ass motherfucker don't like it then go fuck yourself!
* SmugSnake: It feelssssss ssssssso good to be a nasssssssty and prideful basssssssstard, wouldn't you sssssssssay?
* SmugStraightEdge: Purify now or else we will purify you!
* SoapboxSadie: Listen up you privileged shit, I am going to lecture you for a long time, and you need to be always listening!
* TheSocialDarwinist: I give you crap because you're a pathetic weakling, and only strong people like me survive and weak people like you can fuck off!
* TheSociopath: I don't care about morality, empathy, compassion or any other shitty ideals you asshats believe in.
** ComedicSociopathy: Causing pain and suffering to others is hilarious!
** HeroicComedicSociopath: Bonus points if I'm the "good" guy.
** MoralSociopathy: I do what I think is right and I don't care about you or what I will do to you!
** SociopathicHero: It doesn't matter if I'm one of the good guys. I just want to kill people, especially you.
* SourOutsideSadInside: Get the fuck away from me, you idiot! [[spoiler:Sob...]]
* SourPrudes: You actually like this? Heh, heh! We are kinkshaming you right now!
* SpeakIllOfTheDead: Even when you're dead, I still don't respect you! I'm glad that your sorry ass is rotting in the grave!
* SpoiledBrat: My mommy and daddy give me everything I want and I'm gonna rub it all in your stupid face! HA HA!
* StopHavingFunGuys: Fuck you losers for enjoying this game! I play it to show that I'm better than you all!
* StrawVulcan: We ain't nuh carin' bout yer wittle fee fees! Feelingz 'ar for pussiez like ya!
* SuicideDare: What the fuck are you waiting for, you loser? Kill yourself! I'll be happy if you do!
* SuperDickery: I'm a jackass that likes to make a fool out of everyone, NOT! I only did this on the cover, but I'm still a hero!
* TakingAdvantageOfGenerosity: Pussies like you deserve to be taken advantage of! Now buy me stuff!
* ThrewMyBikeOnTheRoof: I'll destroy your precious property!
* TookALevelInJerkass: I used to be nice, but now I'm a jerk, and I like it that way!
* ToughLove: I'm being an asshole to make your sorry ass better! Don't take it personally!
* TrashTalk: Talking bad about fat, stupid, ugly, weak, low-life pieces of crap like you is my thing! I talk so much trash, it stinks like your ass!
* {{Troll}}: [[ForTheEvulz I love pissing people off!]] You especially! (Sees picture of a Green Troll Monster and facepalms) Not that kind of Troll, you moron!
* {{Tsundere}}: What?! It's not like I'm describing this trope for you or anything! And it's not like I have a soft side, so get it through your head, you idiot! [[spoiler:But I appreciate you for reading this, though.]]
* TheUnapologetic: I'm not sorry for being an asshole!
* TheUnfettered: I'm gonna get what I want, and I don't care who I have to step on or who suffers to get it!
* UngratefulBastard: Don't think I'm gonna thank you for saving my life, you numbskull!
** UngratefulTownsfolk: We will not thank you for saving us, after what you did to us! [[TorchesAndPitchforks YAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!]]
* UnintentionallyUnsympathetic: I'm the good guy here! You bozos are supposed to show me sympathy!
* UnsportsmanlikeGloating: Yay! I won! You lost! Sucker!
* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist: I'm an asshole, but these stupid fans find me entertaining!
* VideoGameCrueltyPotential: I like doing cruel things in video games!
* VitriolicBestBuds: Just because I'm your buddy doesn't stop me from calling you an idiot, a loser, a piece of shit, or other creative insults I can think of!
* WeWantOurJerkBack: Just face it. You miss me when I was a dick.
* WickedStepmother: I'm now your mother! Do everything I want or I'll report it to your father!
* WikiVandal: [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem Your administration is useless!]]
* WithFriendsLikeThese: It doesn't matter if I'm your friend! I hate your fucking guts and I'm still gonna do horrible stuff to you because that's what I like!
* WorldOfJerkass: I may be a jerk, but so are you! And him, and him, and her, and him too...
* WouldHitAGirl: As if I give a fuck if you're a [[HeManWomanHater worthless female]]!! I beat up anyone regardless of their gender!
* WouldHurtAChild: I also don't give a fuck if you're a little bastard! I hurt anyone regardless of their age!
* YankTheDogsChain: Thought something good happened to you?! HA! NOT! You blew it again, bitch!
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