The Great British Seaside
Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside, oh I do like to be beside the sea.... Britain, being an island, has a considerable amount of beach. There are a fair number of seaside resorts around the UK. They're not as popular as they once were (with more and more people going abroad for their holidays). Safety first:
- Look for two large flags on most beaches - between these indicate the area patrolled by lifeguards in case anyone gets into difficulty. ALWAYS check the information boards for information on the times and dates they are on duty.
- If there are signs saying no swimming in certain locations, DON'T ignore them. Otherwise safe looking water can have dangerous rip tides and currents that can easily overwhelm even a strong swimmer.
- If someone gets into difficulty, alert the lifeguards if on duty. Otherwise call 999 and ask for the Coastguard - they will alert all local rescue services such as the RNLI (Royal National Lifeboat Institution) as well as their own boats and/or helicopters. Some beaches also have emergency flotation devices you can throw to swimmers in distress. If you choose to enter the water yourself, remember the first rule of rescuing someone is to avoid becoming a casualty yourself.
- Being part of The European Union, Britain is part of the Blue Flag scheme. If the beach has a blue flag flying, it's met EU standards for cleanliness and you can safely swim there.
- Don't go topless unless you're on a nudist beach.
- If you want surfing, head to Cornwall (or West Wales, or Donegal or Portrush in N.Ireland)
- Bear in mind that the sea water is not going to be as warm as it is in the US or Australia.
- Unless, of course, you're from the region surrounding the Gulf of Maine, in which case the water might actually be slightly warmer. Or Alaska, where the water will be much, much warmer.
- Be prepared for rain, especially if you're in a heatwave.
- Suncream remains a good idea, irrespective of how sunny the seaside may actually appear.
- Windbreaks, no matter how hilarious the concept may seem, are also frequently a good idea.
- Be prepared to defend your food. Seagulls are quite vicious in tourist areas.
- British seaside resorts are known for their piers, which started as simple landing stages and were then elaborated with attractions, theatres, food shops and so forth. Some of the longer ones even had minature railways constructed along them. Many are now in a state of disrepair, sometimes speeded up deliberately by malicious people.
- While many beaches are sand, some British beaches are stony - beach shoes are recommended for these to avoid uncomfortable walking.
- If you are a dog owner, note that many beaches ban dogs from certain parts of the beach between certain dates. Always clear up after your pet.
- Please place litter in the rubbish bins (trashcans for US readers) provided or take it with you to dispose of. Dropping litter is anti-social.