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->''"I'm coming down the stairs and I find a large box. I recognized this box because ''I'' had been forced to purchase it. And at the time, I bought the largest one I could ''possibly'' find, so that I wouldn't have to go through that again any time soon. In fact, if they had a ''silo'' full of those suckers, I would have dragged ''that'' home behind the truck. Big pink silo: ''Always.''"''

[[AliceAndBob Alice]] just started her period and has run out of tampons. She is busy so she nonchalantly asks Bob, her boyfriend, to get them for her. Bob [[HeroicBSOD just stares in horror.]] Alice explains that she can't go, but she needs them as soon as possible so he would have to get them. Bob freaks out as he embarks on the most horrifying journey to the store that he will EVER have to face: the Tampon Run.

PlayedForLaughs, this trope exemplifies just how much of a big deal men stereotypically make out of menstruation. For whatever reason, this naturally occurring event and the purchasing of products to aid the process is this most terrifying thing in the world for any individual with a Y chromosome. He may be seen talking to himself, shouting to nobody in particular upon finding out that "they come in sizes?!?!?!", and trying to hide it. Men might try to play it off by asking if they come in [[BiggusDickus larger sizes]]. Bonus points if he sees another guy in the same boat or if the sales clerk calls for a price check effectively announcing to the whole store that Bob is buying tampons.

Compare to WackyCravings where it is also often exaggerated by the husbands or [[MostWritersAreMale if the writers are guys]] and to AllPeriodsArePMS where the poor unfortunate guy is being sent on the errand because every 28 days his loving mate turns into an ''[[ManipulativeBastard evil conniving bitch]]''. Contrast NoPeriodsPeriod. TrojanGauntlet will often involve many of the same embarassing circumstances, and might be the closest possible thing to this trope's SpearCounterpart.



* Averted in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo9kNFqpH5c this]] commercial for Libra Tampons.
* A [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6SoqMPhDXQ Dr. Pepper]] commercial, set to ''I Will Do Anything For Love'', had this among a montage of embarrassing things the guy would do for his girlfriend. For the curious: The "But I won't do that" part [[spoiler:was sharing the soda with her]].
* Ubykotex lampshaded this in a recent commercial found [[http://menstruationresearch.org/2010/04/19/id-rather-hold-your-bike-than-your-tampons/ here]] where men would rather watch her bike than buy her tampons.

* Creator/BillEngvall did a routine about getting pads for his daughter, since his wife couldn't get them that day. Of course {{Hilarity Ensue|s}}d, because Bill's eight-year-old son found them first, and tried to be helpful by hollering the entire length of the aisle that'd found them.
-->'''Bill's Son:''' Here's the little girl narrow pads, Daddy!\\
'''Bill:''' Appreciate that, boy. Listen, son, I don't believe they heard you in ''Scotland!''
* Creator/JeffDunham provides the page quote.

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* [=ThugBoy=] had to do this for Comicbook/{{Empowered}}.
* Monroe from the same-named strip in ''Magazine/{{MAD}}'', in an early strip.

[[folder:Fan Works]]
* A [[http://blacklillian.deviantart.com/art/Even-Villains-Need-Groceries-2-37605173 fancomic]] by BlackLillian on Website/DeviantArt [[VillainsOutShopping depicts members of Organization XIII at the supermarket]] and demonstrates this trope quite nicely with a little spin to include condoms as well.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4472056/1/Just_a_Little_Awkward This fanfic]] for ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' forces '''Slade''', of all people, to go through one. HilarityEnsues. '''Spoilers for Season 2.'''
* A ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'' fanfic has Ed go pick up tampons for Winry.
* Inverted in the pro wrestling fanfic, "Tampax Pearl", when Stacy Keibler has to buy tampons and hilarity ensues when they have to do a price check. Further inverted as John Cena is the one who comes up and tells them the correct price.

[[folder:Comic Strips]]
* In ''ComicStrip/OnTheFastrack'', Wendy sent Art the first time their daughter needed them. This being a family comic, she didn't speak directly -- and Art tried hard not to know what she meant.

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* In ''Film/TheProposal'' with Creator/SandraBullock and Creator/RyanReynolds, Bullock says a line something like "If you don't go along with this, everything you've been through, all those late-night tampax runs, will have been for nothing."
* This happens in the French movie ''L'Enquête Corse'', in which one of the insurgents needs a tampon to make a fuse. So he goes in the pharmacy, blushes and stutters his way to asking the counter girl for a box of tampons, then she asks if he needs regular or super-absorbing. Of course he's made even more nervous and finally lets out that it's for a slow-burning fuse, at which point she tells him which one to use. (This being the ThemeParkVersion of Corsica, [[BananaRepublic where dropping non-fatal bombs for independence]] is a daily occurrence and can identify, by sound alone, where a bomb went off, how much and what kind of explosive was used.)
* In ''Film/MissCongeniality 2'', to lose the three FBI agents escorting her back to Quantico, Gracie faked a sudden period and ran off to the toilet with Sam. The three remaining agents were tasked with getting the tampons.
* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S_QjLMZbl8 this unforgettable scene]] from ''Film/TenInchHero'', Priestly (played by Creator/JensenAckles) has to do so in a kilt, mohawk, and eyeshadow. When confronted by other guys, he's a little embarassed at first, but then recovers quite nicely and proceeds to turn the situation on them.
* The scene in ''Jack & Sarah'' where Jack has to buy some sort of lactation-related product (either nipple pads or nipple shields) for his pregnant wife is similar in spirit.
* ''Film/ManOfTheHouse'' does this with dignity and with making it a plot point, as the romantic interest helps our hero out.

* There's a joke where a new salesman for a store that [[WeSellEverything sells everything]] manages to sell a fishing rod, a boat, and a car that was big enough to carry it to one person over the course of a single day. When his boss asks him how he managed to pull this off, the salesman replies: "He came in to buy some tampons for his wife. I told him 'Your weekend's shot, you may as well go fishing.'"

* In the period-themed anthology ''Don't Cramp My Style'', the one story contributed by a male author was "The Heroic Quest of Douglas [=McGawain=]", by David Lubar, in which--you guessed it--the title character buys tampons for his girlfriend. The female cashier is impressed, saying "it takes a real man to buy tampons for a lady".
* In the Creator/JohnRingo novel ''Literature/PaladinOfShadows'', Ringo's ex-SEAL protagonist explains to one of the female hostages he is rescuing that tampons make great field-expedient bandages because of their absorbency, and condoms can be used as waterproofing for underwater detonators. He relates the story of a time when his squad ran low on these supplies and had to go and buy them at a drugstore.
* There's a young adult novel about a couple who run away to live in the wilderness after both their families suffer tragedies. The girl is shocked to find three boxes of tampons among the supplies her boyfriend had packed for their sojourn, amazed that he could bring himself to (or would even think to!) buy such a thing.
* In the ''[[Literature/SweetValleyHigh Sweet Valley Twins]]'' book when Elizabeth gets her first period, the girls go to the store to buy pads, and end up horribly embarrassed when the clerk does a price check.

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* Series/{{Blossom}} did it to herself when she had to go buy tampons for the first time. She chickened out when she saw that a cute boy from school was the clerk.
* [[Series/ICarly Carly]] alludes to sending Spencer on one in "iDate a Bad Boy."
* In ''Series/AmericanRestoration'', Rick Dale sends his son on one when he finds himself restoring a Kotex vending machine.
* On ''Series/{{ER}}'', Mark Greene's daughter Rachel starts her period unexpectedly while at Elizabeth Corday's apartment for Thanksgiving dinner. Elizabeth is reluctant to give her tampons given how young she is (ten and change), and tells Mark's father that one of them will have to stay with Rachel while the other goes down to the corner drug store to buy sanitary napkins. He quickly volunteers, but slips on the ice coming back, suffering a minor head wound and having to go to County (where Mark is working). He grumbles about the confusing variety while being stitched up.
-->'''David:''' How many different kind of sanitary napkins do they ''make''? Thin, maxi, winged, non-winged, scented, unscented, I had to buy every kind they had. Didn't just have "regular".
* ''Series/MarriedWithChildren''. Peggy asks Bud to do this for her. He's horrified, naturally.
* Implied in ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'', when Jerry asks George "Is there any Tampax in your house?". When George reluctantly replies "Yes", Jerry declares, "You've got yourself a girlfriend".
* In Season 2 of ''Series/TheRealWorld'', one of the male housemates cringes when one of the women mentions not feeling well because of her period. She tells him to get over it as odds are he'll have to do this for his girlfriend or wife someday and proceeds to give him a lecture on the different types of products.
* Referred to on an episode of ''Series/{{NCIS}}'', where despite the plethora of women's clothing, the ''lack'' of tampons or any other women's toiletries in a suspect's apartment makes Kate think that his relationship with his girlfriend wasn't that serious.[[note]] The guy turned out to be a crossdresser. The clothes were ''his''.[[/note]]

[[folder:Music Videos]]
* In the video for "You're All I Need" by Method Man, a girl sends her boyfriend out to buy her tampons, before her mother starts [[ParentalMarriageVeto screaming at her for getting involved with the guy in the first place.]] At the end of the video, her boyfriend brings them home, only for her to complain that he got the wrong ones.

[[folder:Web Comics]]
* [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2011/5/22/how-to-be-a-good-husband-during-ladytimes.html This]] ''Webcomic/BasicInstructions'' strip makes the difficulty of the experience clear.

[[folder:Web Original]]
* In the WebOriginal setting ''WebOriginal/{{Paradise}}'', humans are randomly, permanently Changed into {{Funny Animal}}s (with some experiencing a [[GenderBender gender-change]] at the same time), though this Change is InvisibleToNormals who will continue to see the person as his or her old human self (and gender). Many newly male-to-female gender-Changed find themselves effectively doing {{Tampon Run}}s for ''themselves'' (before the [[TheUnmasquedWorld masquerade breaks down]], at least): while still apparently male, they must shop for feminine accessories and hygiene products.
* From ''Website/NotAlwaysRight'': [[http://notalwaysright.com/why-cashiers-should-rule-the-world/4230 Why Cashiers Should Rule the World]]. Bonus points for how the cashier handles the poor guy's heckler.
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-real-mystery-shopper/25439 This]] entry turns a tampon run into a task worthy of ''Series/MissionImpossible''.
* In Jenni Smith's "The Jade Box," GenderBender victim Stuart (now Amy) has her first period, and must visit the drugstore for pads (she draws the line at tampons). The saleslady calls for a price check.

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'': Stan's sister makes them go get her some tampons while they try to watch "Creator/RussellCrowe Fighting 'Round the World" in order to see the trailer for the new Terrence & Philip movie. When they return home after failing to accomplish the mission, [[OverdrawnAtTheBloodBank a torrent of blood gushes forth from the door]].
* ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'':
** Hank is forced to do this for Connie, the next-door-neighbor girl because she gets her first period when her parents and his wife are away and she's staying at their house. Being Hank, he creates an organized detailed binder with everything a man needs to know about shopping for products in the "feminine aisle". When Connie's parents get home, he gives it to Kahn Sr. to help him deal with his daughter's new monthly cycle.
** Alluded to/ subverted in another episode when Hank is about to go to the store and is aghast that Peggy included her "feminine items" on the list... which turns out to be diet soda.

[[folder:Real Life]]
* As many men can tell you, this is quite common in RealLife. Interestingly, it actually applies to girls as well, because a) there's usually a year or so in the beginning where other people knowing that you have a bodily function that literally half the rest of the planet also has is ''really'' embarrassing which makes buying your own pads/tampons ''torture'' until you get over yourself and realize that no-one cares, and b) the many different products/brands/sizes etc. are confusing even if you're a girl, until you've become familiar enough with the whole thing that you just find one or a few products you feel comfortable with and stick with them forever.
* Very awkward for FTM UsefulNotes/{{Transgender}} people in RealLife, especially if passing is required before testosterone therapy and/or surgery, or if hormones and surgery are unavailable options.