[spits out water] "Why is it that I'm always drinking when a scene like that happens?!"A Reaction Shot to an unexpected event that involves spraying food or, more commonly, drink from a character's mouth. In some cases, the character sprays their drink out of their nose instead of their mouth. It can be Truth in Television, as many people can attest, though in real life laughter is more likely than shock to induce such a reaction. The non-eating version is generally a "pfft". Why surprising news or the punchline of a joke is so often delivered when a character has a full mouth can only be ascribed to Rule of Funny. May also be part of an I Ate WHAT?! reaction to the efforts of a Lethal Chef or Cordon Bleugh Chef. A common Lampshade Hanging for this trope is when a character pauses to take a drink just so he has something to spit out in reaction. See also: Double Take, The Take and Discreet Drink Disposal. Not to be confused with Spit Shake. Compare Spraying Drink from Nose, which is usually caused by laughter instead of surprise.
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- A 2011 commercial for the Hyundai Sonata had a deer doing this when seeing the (off-screen) car drive past.
- An earlier Australian car ad had a car drop out of the sky and land safely in the front yard just as a bloke raised a can of beer to his lips.
- A web banner ad for the game Rift shows a panda spitting out some soda after hearing the game is free-to-play.
- In a late 90s Jack in the Box ad for their Ultimate Cheeseburger, a marketer presents the new burger to a focus group of men. The guys tell her it sounds great, but it would be even better if they got rid of the bun. The marketer spits out her coffee when she hears this, and Jack watching from the adjacent room spits out his coffee too.
- In a Burger King commercial for Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends toys, a little girl tells Bloo, who is drinking a glass of milk, that her older brother doesn't believe in imaginary friends. Bloo spits his milk out on the girl's older brother upon hearing this, and he says, "Okay, I believe!".
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- Ah! My Goddess: Happens in the third episode of the anime. A little girl's mother treats Keiichi and Belldandy to lunch at a fast-food joint to thank Keiichi for helping the little girl out in the first episode, when she says, "Hey, mister, is that pretty lady your wife?" Cue spit-take from Keiichi. Then Belldandy (in a beautiful, elaborate goddess outfit, no less) replies with, "No, I am not Mister Keiichi's wife, I am actually—" Cue another spit-take from Keiichi. Belldandy is a goddess for whom Keiichi wished to stay with forever, and to maintain her power, she is forbidden from lying.
- Axis Powers Hetalia:
- Prussia does this when he finds out that Germany is not drinking beer as part of his new diet.
- Iceland also does this when Denmark tells him that cows are flying through the sky during the 2011 April Fool's event.
- Moritaka Mashiro spits his coffee all over his manuscripts when his author Akito Takagi tells him that his fiancée's father wants to challenge them to a sparring match in order (which turns out to be a ruse to speak in private about his and Moritaka's uncle's love for Miho's mother) to win his approval for Akito and Kaya to marry.
- He also gets one early on in the story when Takagi mentions his desire to go meet with an editor. Mashiro then explains that in order to do so, they'll need to bring a work to submit.
- Takagi himself also does this the first time Miyoshi talks about them getting married, in Volume 2.
- Ichigo when Yoruchi says she's coming into the hot spring with him.
- Rukia does one in an early episode when asked about her relationship with Ichigo.
- Yumichika has a moment or so in the manga and anime from his laughing fit.
- Princess Lurichiyo does one when Ichigo appears in front of her while she's at a tea party.
- Ichigo, Renji and Kon when they saw Kirio Hikifune's slender form, which is revealed after cooking.
- In the anime version of Chrono Crusade, Sister Kate makes the mistake of taking a sip of tea just before Azmaria declares she wants to be just like Rosette. Cue horrified spit-take.
- Tomoya does one in CLANNAD after Nagisa, who by this point has spent about twenty episodes trying to re-establish her school's theater club, admits that she's never so much as seen an actual play. Better yet, he spits it right into the face of her father.
- In Cowboy Bebop session #21, "Boogie-Woogie Feng Shui", Jet Black brings to the Bebop the teenage daughter of an old friend after they'd escaped some hitmen. Jet spits out his coffee when Ed asks the girl point-blank if she's his lover.
- In Dragon Ball GT Vegeta has an epic one in the episode "Heart of the Prince", when Bulma tells him she can help him become a Super Saiyan 4.
- Dragon Ball Z has Gohan training with Videl and Goten; during a break they are shown eating some rice. ChiChi then asks when Gohan was planning to marry Videl, which prompts Gohan to spit rice across the table and all over Goten. Goten doesn't even blink, and cheerfully asks if this means Videl's going to be his sister.
- Fairy Tail:
- Natsu and Happy both do particularly epic ones when Gajeel is about to sing on stage.
- Makarov does one at the end of episode 10 of the anime when he learns one of the S-class mission posters has been taken. Made even funnier with him taking a sip while being told that, then several seconds pass and when he takes another sip, it's then when he performs a spit take. Almost as if he knew it'd happen.
- El-Hazard: The Magnificent World: In the opening episode, Nanami brings Fujisawa dinner and tea, which the latter happily chows down. It's only then that Nanami brings up the matter of the bill. Fujisawa spits out the tea.
- Franken Fran: In chapter 53, as Fran and Veronica are discussing the shapeshifting octopus creature. Fran tells her sister that it was made from her (Veronica's) genetic information, combined with an octopus'. Cue Veronica spitting her tea.
- When discussing recent events with Hawkeye in Fullmetal Alchemist, Edward spits out the coffee he was drinking when Hawkeye bluntly asks "You love Winry, don't you?", thinking it as plainly obvious and a fact. Ed, however, seemed to think otherwise. Then again, Ed is the king of overblown reactions.
- Full Metal Panic!: Two times with Tsundere Kaname. The first was when she found out the cop she was talking to is the same one who chased her and Sousuke a few episodes ago. The other was in the manga adaptation where Kaname's sister asked her how was her date with Sousuke (she hasn't told anyone she was dating him).
- In Future GPX Cyber Formula 11, Hayato asks Kaga if it's a driver's racing talent when he can't reach Knight Shoemach's time with his Super Asurada AKF-11. This causes Kaga to spit out his coffee.
- Hanaukyō Maid Tai:
- First season episode 5. Taro, when Chief Security maid Konoe asks him why he doesn't sleep with Mariel.
- La Vérité, episode 8. Konoe does one when her assistant Yashima Sanae asks her if she's in love with their master Taro.
- Hanayamata: A variant of a surprise reaction usually involving the middle-schoolgirl heroines.
- Yaya can't keep down the juice she just sipped, when her conversation in the school corridor with Naru is interrupted by the overly-energetic Hana pressing against the window from the outside. They're on the second floor and it's not a superhero saga.
- The news that Naru, the lasting friend with a history of extreme shyness, did come out of the shell for a dance practice with Hana in a public place such as local shrine — catches Yaya at a bad time, having a drink in a fast-food restaurant.
- The iDOLM@STER 2: The World Is All One!! has a sick Hibiki do this in reaction to a television program she was supposed to be on using a cardboard cut out of her as a substitute.
- In Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, both Tsuna and Yamamoto, being shy virgins, do a spit-take when Lambo, after finishing his shower, tells them that "Bianchi, Kyoko, Haru, and I-Pin are bathing... right now in the shower, THERE ARE A LOT OF BOOBIES!!" Worse, Tsuna and Yamamoto were drinking hot tea, which scalds them when they spit it all over themselves.
- In the anime version of Kekkaishi, Masamori teases Yoshimori while he is drinking tea about the latter's feelings for Tokine. Yoshimori promptly does a spit-take right into his cup which ends up splashing vertically, drenching himself in the process.
- In K-On!, Ritsu tells her brother Satoshi not to interrupt her training session with Mio for the school play. Satoshi then asks what her role is, while chugging a soda bottle. He was not prepared for Ritsu's embarrassing response.
- In Kotoura-san, Haruka does this in the first episode when Manabe sticks some chopsticks on his face in a really funny way. She does it again in episode 5 after Manabe gives an embarrassing picture of a young Hiyori in a photo promoting their dojo.
- In Kurau Phantom Memory , every patron in an entire restaurant does this when Christmas, admiring a customer's baby, says that she wishes she knew where she could get one of her own.
- Mahou Sensei Negima! likes these a lot.
- Negi in particular has a great one after receiving an email containing some... potentially indecent photos of one of his students. For the record, she wanted to hook up with Negi's cousin Nagi (actually Negi magically aged up) so her friends KOed her, dressed her in a Playboy Bunny costume, took pictures, and sent them to Nagi.
- Evangeline also does a good one at the beginning of book 4, when Asuna correctly guesses she was in love with Nagi Springfield, Negi's father.
- Another one for Eva is when Albi... ahem, Colonel Sanders proposes to Negi to be his apprentice. Hilarity ensues and it turns out the Colonel was just trolling Eva; though you have to admit he made some good points on why Negi should be his apprentice....
- Nodoka also gets a good one after she confesses her feelings to Negi, when Asakura, trying to learn more about the spoilered incident, asks if she slept with Negi.
- A Mass spit take happens when Feitas transformed back into Fate, adding a rule that forbids being inside recreational facilities after 6 PM... and gives the three girls remedial classes.... cue Mass spit take.
- In Mai-Otome Zwei, Sara Gallagher spits out her tea when she finds out that Arika is one of the hostages in the busjacking.
- In episode 7 of Mayo Chiki!, Jiro does this twice in one scene. The first is when Subaru calls him on his cellphone while he's hanging out with his sister and her two friends, who don't realize Subaru is a girl. She's wondering why he's taking so long buying drinks, and decides to come over to the shop, causing him to spit the water. He warns them not to come into the shop, but then Subaru informs him that they're already there, causing him to spit out some more water, and forcing him to come up with a Paper-Thin Disguise for her.
- In one episode of Nerima Daikon Brothers, three characters simultaneously spit-take using the ramen they were eating.
- Nisekoi gets a lot of mileage of this trope. It's almost surprising when someone does manage to swallow!
- No Game No Life: This is what happens when you offer a bibliophile 40,000 books from an alien planet while she's having tea. Seriously, with how much she drools, you'd think that 80% of that spit-take was spit.
Jibril: The question is... what could you possibly offer me?
Sora: ...40,000 books from another world.
[spits ALL her tea in Shiro's face]
Sora: Now, now, Shiro.
- Now and Then, Here and There, in the first episode, as part of setting up Shu's generic comedy protagonist home life.
- In the first episode of Nyan Koi!, Jumpei does one when he hears Tama say that the preist is "just a smelly priest who frequents cabaret clubs".
- One Piece:
- Both Luffy and Usopp pull off one of these during the Alabasta arc. After having wandered in the desert without any water for a long period of time, the pair are in a bar where they order several barrels of water for them and the rest of the crew, unaware that sitting right next to them are Captain Smoker and his subordinate Tashigi, two high-ranking Naval officers that they had managed to outrun earlier on. Once the pirates do realize this, however, they effectively spit out two barrels worth of water at the Marine officers.
- Some time later, in the tavern in Mock Town, Luffy and Zoro get mistreated by the ruffians inside (Luffy ordered Zoro not to retaliate that time). Later, new wanted posters arrive that reveal Luffy and Zoro had just been upgraded and now carry the two highest bounties on the island at present. Everyone starts getting scared until Jerkass Bellamy reassures them it must be a mistake. But then, Luffy is heard outside calling him out (because Bellamy and his crew had beat up some friends of his earlier) with a tone of incipient ass-kicking. Cue mass Spit Take as the tavern goes into a panic again.
- There's another one a few hundred chapters later, during the flashback that shows Luffy and Ace's past. The brothers are at Dadan's, enjoying dinner and talking about becoming pirates, when they see Dadan and all of the mountain bandits Spit Take. Luffy and Ace look in confusion for a few seconds until someone behind them clears his throat. They have enough time to look nervous before turning around and seeing Garp standing there. They immediately do the same Spit Take... in spite of not drinking anything (which makes it, in a sense, a literal spit take).
- Aisha in Outlaw Star does a rather impressive spit-take lasting for a full second across the screen when she sees the rest of the team on TV as hostages of a mad bomber.
- Prism: Hikaru does a spit take in chapter 2, when Megu asks if Hikaru's a lesbian with the question "Do you want to have sex with me?".
- Ranma ½:
- In the manga, when Tatewaki Kunō informs Nabiki Tendō of his intention to woo the "fiery-haired pigtailed girl" (Ranma's female side, ignoring the truth), she spits out orange juice — right into his face. And she berates him next for making her do this.
- This conversation occurs when quite a few main characters are discussing a robbery:
Akane: Well, attacking with pantyhose though? That's just weird. [takes a sip from her drink]
Happōsai: If it were your pantyhose, Akane, you could attack me anytime!
Akane: [spit-take] That's disgusting!
- Anita does this with milk in Read or Die the TV. In the English dub you can hear a classmate in the distance exclaiming, "That's nasty!"
- In The Pet Girl of Sakurasou Sorata spit outs his milk when senpai Misaki tells him Idiot Savant Mashiro is going to a Love Hotel with Jin The Casanova. Right in Misaki's face.
- Sakura Trick: Yuu wasn't ready for her sister to ask about her love life.
- In Sand Chronicles, Daigo does a hilarious one while drinking his cup during an otherwise intense moment where the Tsukishima siblings' mother Shizuyo's infidelity comes to light.
- In 3-gatsu no Lion, Rei reacts with a spit take when the first thing he sees is Nikaidou in Takahashi's taping of Rei's MHK Cup match.
- Shirokuma Cafe:
- While out on a mixer with co-worker Handa, Kirino does this when he hears the fromer tell their dates what panda poop smells likenote after they ask him to tell them more cute stuff about pandas.
- Grizzly does one when his mother, who's there visitting, is at the cafe conversing and calls him by his Embarrassing Nicknamenote for everyone there to hear.
- Happens to Lina Inverse in Slayers when Gourry points out Lina is eating the bait worms together with the fish.
- In Star Driver, Wako does this when Sugata asks Takuto if he's had his first kiss.
- In the anime of Strawberry Marshmallow, Miu says something funny while the others are having their post-sento milk, inducing this... and getting herself spit on in the process.
- Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann: Yoko spits up half a glass of red wine all over Rossiu, when one of the Black Sisters asks her if the two little kids they picked up last episode (Gimmy and Darry) were hers (can't blame her; she's only fourteen).
- In Toradora!, Ryuji and Taiga do a perfect synchronized spit take when Yusaku shows up with Ami. Taiga then shifts straight into a Dramatic Stutter so bad that she can't even finish Yusaku (Kitamura)'s name before he wanders over. "Ki-..! Kita-..! Kitamu-..!!"
- Witch Craft Works: Just as Kagari's mom was admiring her mansion on top of the hill behind her office during sunset, BOOM!
- In episode 10 of Yuri!!! on Ice, Victor does this when Yuri says he couldn't even talk to Victor at last year's Grand Prix Finals banquet. The reason for this is because Yuri did talk to Victor; they danced together and Yuri even asked Victor to be his skating coach. However, Yuri was so drunk that night he doesn't remember any of that.
- Zatch Bell!: Kyanchome and Umagon go over to a spring of water to drink and quench their thirst after a lot of tough battles. Moments later they see Gash relaxing in it naked (or in trunks in the edited American release). Cue spit take.
- When Karou visits PANDRA's base in Zettai Karen Children, every PANDRA member does a spit-take as they see her, even one who's eating a popsicle.
- In the album Big Funny (repeated in The Blue Collar Comedy Tour) Jeff Foxworthy relates an anecdote from when the family women were trying on swimsuits.
Jeff's daughter: "Gamma, you shouldn't draw on your legs with a blue magic marker."
Jeff: Needless to say, I had to mop up the milk I had been drinking... [audience laughs] ... 'cause it was on the other side of the room... [more laughter] ... which is pretty good distance through your nose! [yet more laughter]
- There's an excellent double◊ example◊ in X-Factor #14. Madrox and Rictor are having a drink and catching up, and Rictor makes Madrox spit out his drink when he jokes about sleeping with Quicksilver; Madrox gets his revenge by mentioning that Shatterstar would be jealous.
- Wonderfully done in a She-Hulk comic where the news of the marriage of She-Hulk and John Jameson causes a dozen characters to do a spit-take◊. Bonus points because every one of them has a different drink they were spitting out.
- At one point in Y: The Last Man, Yorick hears some surprising news and wishes he had a mouthful of liquid so he could do a spit-take.
- Star Wars Expanded Universe:
- The arc In the Empire's Service has Wes Janson do one of these◊ when he hears that they're flying against the 181st Imperial Fighter Group. Baron Soontir Fel's unit.
- The comic one-shot Horse Fiction has Yoda doing a spit-take when he learns that Mace Windu plans on giving Qui-Gon's lightsaber to Anakin Skywalker.
- Stature responding to◊ Reed Richards claiming to know more about Pym Particles than Hank Pym does. (Pym's response, on the other hand, went "It's on, bitch.")
- XXXenophile has the "squirt through the nose" version when a sexy but innocent girl without social experience asks the main character out of the blue when they will have sex.
- In Birds of Prey, Huntress can't hold her beer when she hears Lady Blackhawk◊, a time-displaced WWII pilot, complain that no one will honor her AARP discount.
- In Astérix and the Laurel Wreath, Astérix spits out his food when chief Vitalstatitix announces that they're going to cook a stew with Caesar's laurel wreath as ingredient.
- In the Tintin album The Castafiore Emerald, Captain Haddock does a spit-take when Tintin announces to him that Bianca Castafiore is coming to Marlinspike... today.
- Ganelon in The Smurfs comic book story "The Jewel Smurfer" does this when he watches a play put on by the Smurfs and sees one of the Smurfs impersonating him, possibly revealing him to be a traitor to the duke of Abelagot.
- Bloom County. When Mike Binkley tries to wean his father Tom off cigarettes, he first serves him breakfast in bed, then sets up a large poster and narrates: "Here, of course, is a life-size photograph of a cancerous lung. In color." His dad's breakfast ends up all over the blanket.
- FoxTrot. Jason's throwing a birthday party for Quincy, his iguana, and talks his mother into baking a cake. When Roger comments that he didn't know iguanas even ate cake, she tells him that she threw some mealworms into the batter, just as Roger's sneaking a taste of it. She gets a face full of batter before she can tell him she was joking.
- Mafalda. The title character proves to Miguelito that a newspaper article had nothing to do with chess by asking her mom about it and watching the ensuing spit-take.
- Baby Blues. Darryl MacPherson once did a spit-take when he learned that Zoe, after paying the coffee vendor the money, allowed the same vendor to keep the change as a tip.
- Curtis. The title character does a spit-take when he learns that his mom is leaving for a parent-teacher conference involving his teacher.
- Pooch Café. In the strip for November 2nd 2013, Poncho paints "Garbacge Truck" on the side of the family car and fills it with garbage. He tells Carmen that he always dreamed of doing so and tells her that Chazz (his master, her husband) always told him to follow his dreams. She goes into the kitchen and yells "You told him to follow his dreams???" behind Chazz, causing him to spit out what he was drinking.
- Weird Pete does one — spraying his beer into Stevil's face — after learning that his character had been drinking owl bear urine in Knights of the Dinner Table.
- U.S. Acres'': Roy places his feet in Orson's slop, prompting the latter to do a spit take on him.
- Advice and Trust: In chapter 4 Asuka does this when Rei tells that she already has a bond with Shinji.
- Children of an Elder God: Shinji very nearly got this reaction when he read a newspaper was spreading rumours that Rei and he were dating. In chapter 4:
With the last of breakfast done, he took a seat at the table, took a sip of water, unfolded the morning paper, then nearly spat his drink out.
- Once More with Feeling: Misato spat her coffee, nearly ruining the equipment around her, when Shinji did a double entendre.
You're three for three Shinji; you really have some nice moves, you know" Akagi spoke up from behind her glasses, looking down her clipboard as she studied raw columns of numbers that were utter gibberish to anyone but her and her staff...
"Yeah that's what she said last night" Shinji smiled back with a jerk of his head towards Misato.
The poor Captain damn near sent the coffee she had been sipping back out over the very expensive equipment around her; an expression of shock and utter stunned amazement crashing onto her face as Shinji's casually offered comment echoed across the room.
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality:
- Comed-tea is designed so that if there is any near you, you will be drinking it when something shocking or funny happens, causing a spit-take. Harry is bothered for a month trying to figure out how it works.
- Harry also gets a coughing fit — twice — while trying to drink water when Prof. Quirrel guesses he's a Parselmouth.
- In All You Need Is Love Naomi with her coffee, repeatedly, when her son Duck is asking about his parentage... and suggests that he really wanted Ryuk to be his father.
- In Trunks' New Look he does this when Goku, ChiChi and Gohan walk in while he's dressed as a Playboy Bunny. Shame that it caused him to waste a perfectly good gulp of beer.
- Ryo in the Tamers Forever Series does a truly epic one when he finds out that Takato kissed Rika. Bonus points for the fact that he wasn't actually drinking anything at the time!!
Ryo: How are you still alive!?!??!?!!?!!
- In Mirai Nikki The Abridged Series, Yuki has this reaction to Hinata telling him she wants to be his friend in episode 8.
Hinata: Hey, Yuki.
Hinata: From now on, we're friends.
Yuki: [spit-take] WE ARE?
- Happens several times in Diaries of a Madman. Cadance seems to be a particular target.
- Bring Me All Your Elderly: Zuko does this twice in the first chapter.
Toph: But then again, we're characters in a cartoon.
Zuko: [spits out his tea] We're WHAT?
[a few lines later...]
Sokka: Clearly we are all stuck in some fanfic parody with no real logical basis to it at all.
Zuko: [spits out his tea] We're in a WHAT?
- In The Hill of Swords, when Shirou mentions his arsenal includes several hundred Noble Phantasms, both Louise and Derflinger do this, which is remarkable in that Derflinger is a sword and couldn't even drink.
- The Wrong Reflection has Eleya lose a mouthful of springwine when her father out of nowhere asks when she and Gaarra are getting married.
- Nightmare Night and Nyx: When Twilight finds out that Celestia set her and Ink Spot up, she gets even by trolling Celestia into thinking that Ink Spot's gotten her pregnant, saying it just as Celestia is taking a drink of champagne. Celestia spit takes so hard that the cup actually vaporizes.
- Twilight attempts to defy this in The Demesne Of The Reluctant Twilight Sparkle when she learns that her new assistant Golden Retriever technically works for Spike as well. Then she sees the cheque Luna sent for her royal funds. She makes sure to aim away from the paperwork.
- Snape spits out the pumpkin juice he was drinking in Only a Boy when he finds out the rumor floating around Hogwarts is that he and the new student Merlin are father and son.
- TD's sister Kristen does one of these in The Non-Bronyverse fic TD's Little Rarity once he tells her he spent two months in Equestria.
- In The Snitch Effect Harry does it when the barman at the Leaky Cauldron mentions that Snape was a Death Eater.
- In The Curious Case of Romulus Lestrange Arthur Weasley does it twice, once when he spots Romulus' resemblance to Bellatrix Lestrange and again when Sirius reveals that Romulus is the birth identity of a formerly glamour-charmed Harry Potter.
- In Veela Heart Draco Malfoy does it when Ron mentions that Harry could have been sorted into Slytherin.
- In Dating A Team Magma Grunt, the Team Aqua Grunt has this reaction when she witnesses the Team Magma Grunt trip and face-check the Pokémon Contest stage platform before her round even begins.
- In Founders Heir Dumbledore does it when he reads a Daily Prophet article stating that all of his spells on Harry, Snape and Voldemort were removed in a goblin cleansing ceremony.
- In Harry Breaks Free Ron does it when Harry announces that he's scheduled the Final Battle on the day before his birthday.
- In Wait, What? Harry does it when his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire.
- Happens a number of times in This Bites!:
- In Chapter 24, Yasopp spits out his grog when he hears on the SBS that Usopp has joined Luffy's crew.
- In Chapter 31, Robin spits out the jerky she's chewing on when she realizes it came from Nami kissing her, who got it from kissing Cross.
- In Chapter 32, Sanji chokes on his cigarette when Cross tells him he's glad [[Accidentally Accurate he's part secret agent]].
- And he does it again in Chapter 43 when Cross talks about sibling relationships.
- In Chapter 38,
- The entirety of the Red-Haired Pirates do this (Shanks twice) when Cross succeeds in starting the SBS, recognizing from the previous times he did that that what happens next is likely to be fraught with trouble.
- Ace also gets this reaction when he learns that the Straw Hats just broke down the gates of Enies Lobby.
- In Chapter 41, Cross does this when Vivi says she unlocked a version of Conqueror's Haki.
- In Chapter 43, Robin does a full one (with drink this time) when Cross tells her just what he would've done to save Merry. Photographed for posterity, too.
- And The Giant Awoke: When Dellyne is explaining his backstory to Tyrion, he deliberately waits until Tyrion is taking a drink before mentioning the bit about sleeping with both of his father's mistresses, provoking this response.
- I Dub Thee: Invoked by Fu Dog. When he hears the Dragon Council is offering a knighting trial, he says "if I was drinking something right now, I would’ve sprayed it everywhere in astonishment!".
- In Riddle and the Ancient Contract Minister Fudge does it when he spots a Daily Prophet headline stating PENSIEVE MEMORY PROVES YOU-KNOW-WHO IS ALIVE.
Films — Animation
- Atlantis: The Lost Empire:
Sweet: Now I'm gonna need you to fill these [two beakers] up.
Milo: [spits out his thermometer] With what?!
- Balto: In the first movie: "I'm not watching the race, I'm running it." [Boris spits out the soap flake he accidentally ate] "You say what?!"
- Batman: Mask of the Phantasm: This is Patrolman Bullock's reaction to his first sighting of the Masked Vigilante in action. Bonus points for spitting the coffee all over his windshield.
- Brother Bear: While the moose Rutt and Tuke were grazing, they spot Kenai's brother Denahi, who has believed that Kenai was the bear that he thought killed him, and Rutt spits out his grass.
- Cars: "He did what in his cup?!"
- The Emperor's New Groove: Pacha ends up choking on his literal grub when he overheard Yzma and Kronk discussing their plot to kill Kuzco.
- A Goofy Movie: Pete pulls one when he sees Max and Goofy at the concert that he's watching on TV.
- The Great Mouse Detective: When drunk henchman Bartholomew calls his boss Ratigan a rat.
Ratigan: What did you call me?!
- The Hunchback of Notre Dame: Frollo spits his wine when Quasimodo unwittingly says "festival" for the letter F while reviewing his alphabet.
- The Lego Batman Movie: Parodied when, at Commissioner Gordon's retirement gala, Bruce Wayne has a waiter bring him a glass of water just so he can spit-take in reaction to Barbara Gordon criticizing Batman. And then he does it again when Barbara announces she wants Batman to start working more closely with the Gotham City Police.
- Alex, Gloria and Melman sing a birthday song to Marty with the line "You look like a monkey, and you smell like one too". Mason, a monkey, takes offense to this.
Mason: [spits out tea] I say!
[Phil, his friend, sniffs his armpit and faints from the smell]
- Invoked in a later scene. While on the island, Marty serves a drink to Alex, but he spits it out when it turns out it's sea water; Marty tell him that he wasn't supposed to drink it, just spit it out. (it's just temporary until the plumbing comes in). At the end, everyone has a Spit Take-fest.
- Alex, Gloria and Melman sing a birthday song to Marty with the line "You look like a monkey, and you smell like one too". Mason, a monkey, takes offense to this.
- Monsters vs. Aliens: Gallaxar spits out his tea because it's too hot. Thing is, he drank it through his ear.
- My Little Pony: Equestria Girls: Applejack does one (with fizzy apple juice) upon hearing that Twilight will be competing against Sunset for princess of the Fall Formal.
- Pinocchio: When Pinocchio tells Stromboli that he will come back in the morning after he goes home to his father, Stromboli is drinking a bottle of wine and spits it out when he hears this and starts laughing because of how ridiculous it sounds.
- Ratatouille: Subverted charmingly by Anton Ego: after nearly spitting out his mouthful of wine, he pauses to check the label on the bottle and apparently decides it's too good to spit out, and forces himself to swallow. Zooming in on the label reveals that it is indeed a real wine and way too good to spit out.
- Robots: When Bigweld enters his company after a long absence, two robots by the water cooler spit-take as well as the water cooler itself.
- The Simpsons Movie: Lisa gets the citizens of Springfield to clean up the polluted lake by spiking their drinks with water from the lake, and everyone does this when she tells them.
Moe: See, this is why we should hate kids!
- Sleeping Beauty: King Hubert pulls one after King Stephan ends up implying that Phillip and Aurora's arranged marriage might not end well.
- The Sword in the Stone: Sir Ector does this when Sir Pellinore tells him that the winner of the New Year's events wins the throne of England.
- Tangled: During the "I've Got a Dream" song, Big Nose Thug (singing about his notoriously ugly appearance and how he'd wish people would see past that) sings
Big Nose Thug: Though my face leaves people screaming, ...
- And during this line another thug who's drinking out of a mug of beer, violently spits the beer out of his mouth (or if you interpret it worse, vomits up his stomach contents) in reaction to Big Noses face's proximity to him — just to spell it out how harshly people react to Big Nose's appeareance...
- Wreck-It Ralph: Whilst attending the Bad-Anon meeting, Ralph mentions he doesn't want to be a bad guy, causing all of the other members to go into shock, and Bowser to spit fire.
Films — Live-Action
- This is at least as old as Silent Films, making this trope Older Than Television. Fatty Arbuckle does this in The Knockout (1914), when Fatty, playing an amateur boxer, sees the tough professional he has to fight.
- In Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Harold does this after Freakshow's wife asks if they're going to fuck her.
- In The Monster Squad, Sean needs to find a virgin to complete a spell that will seal away the bad guys. So, he asks local cool kid Rudy if he knows any virgins, prompting a spit-take from Rudy. Not much later in the film, Rudy does another spit-take after finding a naked photo of Patrick's sister among the photos on the Monster Squad's camera.
- A spit-take is surprisingly (or disgustingly) avoided in the second Austin Powers movie, where the agency (?) Austin works for has taken some of Fat Bastard's... err... stool for analysis. Austin spots a pot of what looks like coffee and pours himself a cup. After a bit of conversation...
Austin: Basil, this coffee smells like shit.
[Basil looks at the "pot" Austin got it from, noticing it is labeled Fat Bastard Stool Sample]
Basil: It is shit, Austin.
Austin: Oh, good then it's not just me. [takes a drink, then smacks his lips] It's a bit nutty.
- In the TV version, Austin spits the stool sample after realizing what's in his cup. For some reason, the stool sample and the coffee pot were right next to each other.
- In Coming to America, Arsenio Hall's character Semmi does one after being hit on in a bar by a Creepy Crossdresser... that wasn't supposed to be a crossdresser. "She" was played by Arsenio Hall, hitting on himself.
- The Nickelodeon movie Snow Day uses this slightly differently when the Principal of the school is brushing his teeth over the morning radio announcements of weather-related closings. Everything except the schools are closed, and he laughs smugly... but apparently the radio host has "missed one" and announces that all schools are closed for a snow day — cue toothpaste running down the Principal's chin in shock, anger, and disbelief.
- Blazing Saddles. The Waco Kid, after Sheriff Bart reads the note from Lili Von Shtupp inviting Bart to her "dwessing woom".
- The film Dead Man on Campus: "That one's not beer."
- Happens in Godzilla Final Wars, when one of the guys stationed at Godzilla's Antarctic prison hears of Captain Gordon's plan to release Godzilla.
- Happens to Tom Cruise's character in Minority Report. After getting (very) amateur eyeball replacement surgery, he is left in the "doctor"'s house to recover; seated on the couch, one length of rope leads to the bathroom, the other to the fridge in the kitchen, where he was told a sandwich and some milk awaited him if he got hungry. He finds his way to the kitchen... only to find out there's another sandwich/milk combo in there, and they are disgustingly spoiled. Guess which one he gets his hands on...
- The Mummy:
- Jonathan is getting drunk in the camp battle; Beni runs up and takes a heavy swig of the Glenlivet, and then spit-takes it onto Jonathan as Ardeth Bay rides up behind them.
- All the characters in the bar do spit-takes when they realise the water has turned to blood.
- A thug does this in Ichi the Killer when Karen tells him that she once strangled her neighbor's dog.
- Happens in Hot Fuzz when Danny describes to Nicholas Eve Draper's sexual history.
- Used several times in Airplane!
- Spaceballs has Dark Helmet do this in the Mr. Coffee/Mr. Radar scene, although in this case it's not a surprise that causes it but the fact that the coffee is too hot.
Dark Helmet: Hot... too hot! [his mask falls down just at he is spitting, so the coffee winds up all over the inside of the mask]
- Speaking of coffee, this scene from Look Who's Talking. James steals some of the milk from Mikey's bottle for his coffee.
James: Ah, coffee regular... [drinks coffee]
Mollie: You know, that's breast milk.
- Kiss Kiss Bang Bang has a cute example when Harry and Harmony are in a bar and poking fun at the wannabe movie stars around them. He gets in a good one and she promptly sprays beer right in his face; he just casually dabs it off and keeps talking while she struggles to get her laughter under control.
- Back to the Future (Part I) has the scene with Marty sitting in a parked car with Lorraine, his future mom. She pulls out a bottle of liquor and takes a drink (both she and Marty are underage at this point), and Marty confiscates it, saying she shouldn't drink, because she might regret it later in life (she's an alcoholic in Marty's present). She calls him a square. He shrugs and takes a swig himself — just as she lights up a cigarette... A much more powerful spit-take happened during an outtake as Michael J. Fox was unaware that the prop drink contained real alcohol, and subsequently spilled it all over himself, then burst out laughing. The "outtake" might not have been an actual outtake, but might have actually been used, with the cut occurring just before Fox went off character.
- In Kangaroo Jack, when Charlie wakes up with a goose egg on his forehead, Jessie (who punched him) gives him a concoction:
Jessie: Drink this, it'll reduce the swelling.
Charlie: Okay. [drinks, grimaces]
Jessie:' It'll also make your testicles fall off.
Charlie: [vigorous spit-take]
Jessie: I was kidding!
Charlie: Oh, okay. [drinks, grimaces again]
Jessie: It won't reduce the swelling.
Charlie: [even more vigorous spit-take]
- Dumb and Dumber: Right when an endangered owl was killed by a shooting champagne cork.
- (500) Days of Summer: "They used to call me anal girl." Cue spit-take from Tom. (For the record, she was really neat and organised.)
- American Pie: "This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy."
- The Big Lebowski: When the Dude learns he's been used as a sperm donor for Maude, he manages to do a double spit take. Somehow.
- This happens at the end of Saving Face when Wil's middle-aged and pregnant mother inquires when Wil and her girlfriend Vivian will be begin planning to have kids of their own, right in the middle of Wil having a drink of champagne, resulting in Wil spitting the champagne from her mouth in surprise.
- Tightrope (1984). Clint Eastwood's character is driving his daughters to school when the youngest asks out of the blue: "Dad, what's a hard-on?" Cue Clint and his eldest daughter spewing their soft drinks onto the windscreen.
- Tom Canboro (Gary Busey) does this in the Apocalypse film series movie Tribulation, when he tries to drink bad coffee in the hospital.
- Mystery Team: "You're the guy who likes squirting milk up his butt!"
- In Quest for Fire (La Guerre du feu, 1981), the protagonists come upon an abandoned camp from another tribe. Starving, one of the Cro-Magnon finds some leftover bones in the campfire and began eating the scraps of meat clinging to it. Until one of his companion find a human skull amongst the ash, revealing that this was a camp of cannibals. Cue the disgusted caveman spitting out as much as possible.
- In The Phantom Menace, Jar Jar Binks, out of curiosity, attempted to eat a Gorg. Gragra then informed him that the meal costed seven wupiupi if he's going to eat it. Jar-Jar then ends up spitting it out in shock of the cost. This only gets him into further trouble than before, as the Gorg he spat out landed in Sebulba's soup, ruining it, and thus resulted in a very angry Sebulba attacking Jar Jar in retaliation before Anakin broke the fight up.
- In Hocus Pocus, Max does this in the Yabbos Scene, when his little sister Dani attributes to him the term "Yabbos."
- Death Proof. After being shot by one of the girls he tried running off the road, Stuntman Mike sterilizes the wound with some liquor, screaming as he does so. Then he drinks from the bottle to calm his nerves. Cue spit take when he sees the girls in their car speeding up in his rearview mirror, intent on revenge.
- In American Beauty, Kevin Spacy spews his drink after his daughter announces her hot friend that he's fantasizing about is sleeping over.
- Gibbs ends up spitting his rum back into the mug he's drinking from in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl when Jack tells him he's going after the Black Pearl.
- A very hilarious (and much-anticipated) take occurs during lunchtime in Little Monsters. Brian had watched what Maurice had done last night, so he knew that wasn't apple juice in the bully's bottle.
- One Night at McCool's: Randy does one of these after he's just offered the sultry Jewel some water, and she reveals that her favorite thing in the world is sex.
- In Shampoo, a very drunk Jackie (Julie Christie) is at a party with her ex-boyfriend George (Warren Beatty), and they're sitting next to each other at a table. The other person sitting next to her offers to give Jackie anything she wants, and she tells him, "I want to suck (George's) cock." George immediately spits his drink all over himself.
- In Cockneys vs. Zombies, Davey starts drinking a bottled water as his associates speculate about where all the zombies came from. Then he spits the whole thing out when the suggestion is made that it's "something in the water".
- Frida. Diego draws a pistol when Siqueiros insults him, so Frida defuses the Testosterone Poisoning by saying she'll dance with the man who takes the biggest swig from a bottle. Diego looks like winning until Siqueiros makes an Actually Pretty Funny insult, causing Diego to spit out the drink and start laughing.
- Looney Tunes: Back in Action: Chief scientist Mother starts drinking a bluish fluid from a chemistry flask when DJ Drake asks her about the Blue Monkey. Mother spits out the fluid in Drake's face, flummoxed that he knows about this secret item.
Never in the field of coffee-making had so much of the stuff been sprayed so far and over so many.
- In Feet of Clay, Nobby gets told by a cadre of nobles that they want him to become king.Explanation Since he's gulping down brandy, smoking a cigar, and sitting in a chair with wheels at the time, the result is a rocket-powered spit-take.
- Near the end of Snuff, Commander Vimes gets a much-needed cup of coffee, only to spit it all out when he's told by a Quirmian guard the goblin slaves from the Wonderful Fanny have been put on a boat to Howondaland.
- Harry Potter:
- In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: The morning before the end of the tournament, Hermione sits down to breakfast, opens her newspaper...and spits a mouthful of pumpkin juice all over it in shock. She then insists nothing's wrong.
- Non-comedic example in Prisoner of Azkaban — Harry spits out some of his butterbeer when Lupin explains the Dementor's Kiss to him.
- Lori does one of these when Jinks the jester vaults over her garden wall to introduce himself in Aunt Dimity Slays the Dragon.
- In Belgarath the Sorcerer, Belgarath describes the sight of seeing a bird suddenly turn into Beldinnote ... while he was drinking, leading to an extended coughing fit.
- In Amelia Bedelia Unleashed, Amelia Bedelia's mother does this after Amelia Bedelia suggests that she could have twins.
- In the Sword of the Stars novella The Deacon's Tale, this is Kliggerman's reaction to seeing a Morrigi Colony Trap in action.
- In 1635: The Dreeson Incident, Chad Jenkins, politically relatively conservative in the up-time US sense, winds up spewing his coffee clear across the table he was sitting at when he finds out that the town he represents will essentially be the "hippie district" in the State of Thuringia-Franconia's Senate, with the state capital moving from Grantville to Bamberg, but leaving behind most of the education and technology centers.
- In A Civil Campaign, specifically during that dinner party, an idle comment about Aral Vorkosigan's adopted son taking Clement 'Kou' Koudelka's youngest daughter to the Betan tourist attraction called the Orb of Unearthly Delightsnote is made while Kou is having a glass of wine. The narration refers to an aerosol arc shortly after.
- The spit-take was raised to an art-form by The Danny Thomas Show, which is where the term originates. In fact, "doing a Danny Thomas" is a synonym for spit-take in some circles.
- On one occasion in Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, Ned borrows a cup of water from a kid passing by in the hall, thanks him, drinks the entire cup, lets out a loud "Aaahhh...", then does a spit-take.
- During the Castle episode "Nikki Heat", Beckett sprays her coffee when Natalie asks her "Is Castle Gay?"
- The Daily Show:
- One of Jon Stewart's funnier stock gags is, after watching a particularly shocking piece of video, to calmly take a sip of his coffee (or, occasionally, something a little stronger) and then do a shocked spit-take.
- After twelve years, the show finally had a genuine spit-take. But it wasn't Jon — it was Steve Carell, responding to one of Jon's jokes! (For those who missed it, Jon said Steve Carell's success was because he "will f*** Anything That Moves.")
- Subversion: Jon announces he's going to take a long sip of coffee before a book reveals "shocking" secrets of the 2008 campaign. When it's revealed that John McCain never vetted Sarah Palin before choosing her as his Vice Presidential candidate, Jon just continues easily drinking from his mug.
- Discussed when he applauds President Obama for taking a drink and not doing a spit-take when the person he was talking to tells him his name is "Dick Swett". He then demonstrates how he would react by replaying the clip with different funny names dubbed over each, spitting out water, cereals, and skittles. He'd later do a spit take with a cup of hot coins.
- Subverted in a bit about water pollution in West Virginia. Jon does what seems to be a long buildup for this: he explains how he likes his water flown in from West Virginia, then starts drinking. A news clip plays about how a chemical spill contaminated the drinking water in West Virginia. The camera switches back to Jon, who looks like he's going to spit... then swallows the water, and says: "I'm sorry, I was enjoying this delicious water so much, I missed what they were saying."
- Subverted again when taking a long sip of water just before hearing "news" of Toronto mayor being caught smoking crack again. Then spitting at the subsequent news that Rob Ford is entering rehab.
- Jon carried this Running Gag over to his pre-Election 2016 appearance on The Late Show, unleashing a Spit Take of water into Stephen Colbert's face twice when informed that Donald Trump was one of the candidates. Apparently, the very concept refuses to stay in his head for longer than a few seconds, and shocks him into a Spit Take every time he's reminded of this.
- On the Sanford and Son episode "Pops 'N' Pals":
Fred Sanford: [sipping sangria at a Mexican restaurant] Say, what does sangria mean?
Julio: It means "blood".
Fred Sanford: [spews out most of his glass, his face seemingly turned inside-out]
- Slightly subdued instance on The X-Files, episode "Chinga": Mulder pulls a bottle of orange juice out of his refrigerator (it was the sole occupant) and takes a gulp directly from the bottle, then grimaces and looks at the expiration date. The date is at least four months prior to the original airing of the episode. He spits the juice back into the bottle, and then puts the bottle back in the refrigerator. Understandably, he lives alone.
- Only Fools and Horses has this:
Raquel: My husband was a policeman.
Del Boy: [chokes on tea]
- The Golden Girls:
- In one episode, Rose says, "Guess what I did!" Dorothy guesses, "A Danny Thomas spit-take?" When Rose answers in a surprising manner what she really did, Sophia actually does a Danny Thomas spit-take.
- Another episode had Blanche doing this all over a Russian emissary. He quipped that back home he has to stand in line for two hours to get half as much.
- Whose Line Is It Anyway?
- One episode features the audience suggestion drawn from a hat: "Things that will cause a Drew Carey spit-take." Drew poised expectantly with his mug, Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie marched onto stage and kissed, Drew spat.
- A more unexpected example can be found here after a great Colin Mochrie one-liner.
- Brad Sherwood does this once when Drew announces "1,000 points apiece for keeping it clean" after a particularly vulgar game of Props.
- Episode 10 of the Korean Drama Full House using tea.
- Another Korean Series, Oh My Lady: Gae Hwa does this with wine when Ming Woo makes a suggestive comment. Luckily it gave us an excuse for a Shirtless Scene with the leading man.
- 2012 Korean Drama Must've been a love was made popular on the internet almost a year later when this amazing spit take scene was rediscovered.
- This clip from The Soup.
- The Blake's 7 episode "Gambit". Avon spits the (ice cream?) he's eating when Vila (who has been drugged) is lead onto the casino stage to play the Klute at speed chess, thereby risking both his life, if he loses, and their substantial winnings.
- An episode of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip sees the comedians competing to see who can do the best spit-take — and contracting colds as a result.
- Lisa does one on Saved by the Bell, when Kelly reveals that she has a thing for Screech.
- Mystery Science Theater 3000
- An episode features a Steve Reeves film where Hercules loses his memory and Ulysses is trying to get him to remember who he was. In the film, Ulysses gives Hercules a cup of wine and says "You're Hercules." The Bots provide the sound effect of a spit-take.
- The "Torgo's Pizza" sketch from the Manos episode has a spit-take from the characters when they consider that the pizza, despite being delivered two hours late, is still warm.
- One Joel sketch was devoted to demonstrating the many forms of the take, from thin streams to sputtered clouds, each with an appropriately shocking line.
- On an episode of All-American Girl, Margaret hears a piece of shocking news, but, being sans anything to spit, calmly walks from the living room into the kitchen, fills a glass of water, walks back to the living room, takes a sip, and determinately spits it out again.
- In Mock the Week, when the contestants where commenting on how Dara has lost weight: "He's only lost weight because he was on the Irish version of Big Brother set during the potato famine." Cue Dara to take a gulp of water, a Double Take and then spit to the side.
- Ed Byrne also does one in Mock The Week (Season 13 Episode 1, to be precise) when Dara announces "This week's winners are Ed Byrne, Hugh Dennis and Milton Jones!". He takes a sip of what looks like extremely milky tea, the winners are announced, and the camera zooms in to him spitting out the tea.
- Doubled up in Skins during a Two Scenes, One Dialogue bit.
Freddie: [swigs] Jesus, what is this stuff? [swigs again]
JJ: It's Dad's potato moonshine. He went on a "distill anything" course. We use it for weedkiller, mainly.
[Freddie spits; angle on Freddie, JJ, Katie and Emily]
JJ: What's it like?
Katie: [swigs in distance, spits] Eurgh! Shit! Urgh! Fuck! [sniffs, swigs some more]
- Shotaro Hidari, from Kamen Rider Double, wastes a cup a coffee this way when his (late) boss's daughter comes announcing she's now in charge of his agency... and that she's evicting him.
- Done by Urataros in Kamen Rider Den-O when he Ryotaro offers to let another Imagin join the team. Made more impressive by the fact that Ura doesn't have an articulated jaw (animated gif here◊).
- An episode of The Nanny has C.C doing this all over Gracie when she and Niles announce that "Miss Fine" was pregnant by "Mr. Sheffield". They were actually talking about Gracie's hamsters.
- Noah's Arc: Noah has a small one when Wade describes a guy he'd sleep with (as a perfect description of Noah).
- British panel show Would I Lie to You? provided a masterful triple synchronized spit-take from one team at the punchline to one of Angus Deayton's lines.
- Hannah Montana
- Miley has to call up Amber to tell her she is going to be on TV with her, but waits until she has a mouthful of food before pressing send.
- Much later Miley does a spit-take when Lilly announces she's going to tell Oliver that she loves him. Lampshaded by Miley (who had a dry mouth due to too many biscuits) that "at least I can spit now."
- Parks and Recreation
- Andy and April are left alone in the office with nothing to do while the rest of the gang goes hunting, and amuse themselves by practicing spit-takes. April is quite good at coming up with fake revelations to make Andy spit ("I'm pregnant...with Josh Groban's baby!") but Andy can't seem to think of anything shocking to say to April, instead just saying boring facts about himself.
- Ron also gives one when his girlfriend asks him to move to Canada.
- Wizards of Waverly Place
- When Alex announces that her uncle Kelbo has agreed to be her Wizard teacher, Kelbo teleports elsewhere to get a drink, drinks it, and THEN spit-takes.
- All of them did it when Max said, "I'm so relieved that I told Nancy that I'm a wizard."
- Justin and Jerry do this a lot.
- How I Met Your Mother:
- Brilliantly done after Ted reveals he is in the middle of a 57-day dry spell; Barney nonchalantly asks to borrow Ted's water, reaches over the table to get it, before doing a spit-take, exclaiming "57 days!".
- Barney tends to spray fluids around him like a demented fountain. Fridge Horror may apply when you consider that people who consider how many people he has slept with wouldn't even touch him while wearing space suits.
- Ted's cousin also does one of these when her son asks her what a "'grinch" is.
- This is Barney and Ted's reaction to the hilariously innuendo-heavy Robin Sparkles video which contained the line "How's your beaver?"
- One of the skits on iCarly is "The Spit Take".
Sam: Hey Carly, remember at lunch when you asked me to put ketchup on your fries?
Carly: [drinking grape juice] Mm-hmm?
Sam: It was really chicken blood.
[called a spit-take from Carly]
Freddie: When was the last time Sam washed her hands?
- Sam had a rather weak one when drinking a water bottle on the episode "iOwe You" when Freddie told her how much she owes him and Carly in dollars.
- Freddie had a similarly weak one involving cookies in the episode "iSaw Him First" when he learned that Sam made said cookies. His reason?
- Victorious: Tori's sister Trina spits out milk when Robbie kisses her.
- In the Pilot of Friends, when Monica's date reveals that he's been impotent since his last girlfriend left him, she spits her wine over him in shock.
- Leverage: In one episode, the gang cons a reporter into covering a fake story about the U.S. water supply being poisoned. When the reporter announces it on the air, a studio employee with a water bottle does a spit-take.
- Laurel and Hardy: In the episode "Twice Two", Laurel spits his soup after Hardy reveals that he knows about the surprise that Laurel himself (without realising) told him earlier!
- Will & Grace:
- Grace does one of these when Will matter-of-factly states that he wants to have a baby with her.
- Will gets one in the final season when Grace blurts out that Karen's ex-husband Stan, who faked his death, is still alive. Made better by the fact that it was a live episode.
- The Latest Buzz:
- Everyone but Amanda does this upon seeing that Amanda's date looks exactly like Wilder, though it takes Wilder meeting him a couple of times.
- The show's full of those. In one episode Rebecca, Amanda, Noah and Wilder all spit-take at the same time when Michael announce he had a girlfriend. Twice. And that's just the intro!
- In The Mighty Boosh, the Crack Fox offers Vince a "goblet" (really a half of a tennis ball) full of wine. Vince asks what sort of wine it is, then takes a sip. The Crack Fox replies "blood from a cat's face". Vince does a spit-take, and the Crack Fox seems quite proud of his joke.
- Lister does a spit-take on Red Dwarf when he's told that his tea has dog's milk in it.
- Sue White on Green Wing does a spit-take that goes on for about 10 seconds upon finding out about the sex tape with Guy and his mother. Sue White is completely insane.
- The Big Bang Theory: Penny does this when she hears that Sheldon and his "not-girlfriend" Amy are considering having a child together.
- When Priya reveals to Leonard (who was brushing his teeth) that Raj is having a big crush on Bernadette, he spits out the toothpaste all over the bathroom mirror.
- Marlo Thomas, daughter of spit-take expert Danny Thomas, demonstrated the technique on a talk show. The host set up the joke by asking, "Hey, aren't you married to Geraldo?"
- Done on Monk when Adrian's nemesis Harold is trying to find out the name of Monk's new psychoanalyst. They're waiting for the elevator.
Monk: Okay, fine, fine. His name... is Doctor... [glances at the elevator] Door.
Harold: [follows Monk's look] Doctor Door? Is that the best you could do? I suppose if we were standing over there by that alarm you would have said "Doctor Bell"!
- And Natalie does a spit-take all over Harold, because the analyst's name actually is Doctor Bell!
- 30 Rock:
- Lampshaded when Jenna tells Liz that she wants to have a baby and Liz spits.
Liz: I wasn't even drinking anything!
- Used when Jack told Liz she was getting a talk show based on her book:
Liz: Spit take! Are you serious?
- Lampshaded when Jenna tells Liz that she wants to have a baby and Liz spits.
- In Sons of Anarchy, Clay spit-takes when a girl says that Happy seems like a "nice guy".
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer. A different version of this trope happens in "The I in Team" when Anya mentions during a poker game that she and Xander have spanked each other, whereupon Xander's cards go flying into the air.
- And of course Xander going softdrinkio praecox when seeing Anya naked for the first time.
- Stargate SG-1:
- In "Avenger 2.0", SG-1 fanboy Dr. Felger does a spit-take when Major Carter announces to him that they'll work together on his new project.
- In "Ripple Effect", Colonel Mitchell gets into a rather animated conversation (with himself) about "the spit-take of all spit-takes."
- Merlin. Merlin once spits soup in Gaius' face after hearing this:
Gaius: You have to remember not all masters are as good to their servants as Arthur.
- Combined with a bit of Enforced Method Acting on David Letterman, when substitute bandleader Warren Zevon is shown the ropes of the regular gag.
Letterman: Oh by the way, Warren, thank you very much for coming, I don't know if we're going to be able to pay you...
Zevon: [massive spit-take]
- A frequent reaction during the "Historical Master Chef" segments on Horrible Histories.
- In the Lost Girl season 2 finale, Token Evil Teammate Vex has the misfortune to be drinking local bartender Trick's whiskey when he learns that Trick is the ancient Blood King of the Fae.
- That's Just Me:
- In the episode 'Welcome to the World Festival', Elizabeth visits the Russia table at her school culture event. She's excited to try the vodka and takes a huge drink, despite the table owners' pleads to stop. She finds it too strong for her and promptly spits it out. Onto the camera.
- She does this in another episode when she learns about the 8th graders' terrible behavior. She's drinking from the water fountain and upon hearing the announcement that the 7th graders are ahead in a good behavior contest, she spits out the water onto the wall and comments that that was perfect timing. Some versions have it as a waterfall puke instead, with her in anime form.
- "Was This Really Worth It?" has her spitting out a cookie in surprise when she wins an award she never thought she'd win.
- After Chumlee broke the coffee maker in Pawn Stars, he bought a new one with some very expensive coffee. Rick and the Old Man drank some of the coffee and Chumlee revealed that the new coffee is civet coffee. Rick spit it out and explained that civet coffee is made from Kopi Luwak droppings. The Old Man kept on drinking it.
- The Good Wife: Eli does one right at the end of "The Decision Tree" after Marilyn says she's naming her baby after Peter. Comes right the heck out of nowhere: It's literally line, spit take, and then the episode cuts to credits.
- Frasier: This is Niles' reaction when Frasier bluntly asks him, "Are you in love with Daphne?"
- On an episode of Sports Night, Natalie decides to test Dana's claims that she's not edgy after hearing some bad news:
Natalie: Anybody know which of these coffees is mine?
Jeremy: They're all the same, aren't they?
Natalie: No, I spit in mine. [Dana spits her coffee out] That was a little test to see if you're edgy.
- Babylon 5: This is G'Kar's reaction when he meets Ko'Dath, his very stiff and over enthusiastic new attache, who finds him enjoying drinks in a Bikini Bar. G'Kar was having a drink with Londo Mollari, who is Centauri Ambassador.
- Crusade: At dinner, Elizabeth Lochley tells Matthew Gideon that she was once married to a "total loser." "This loser have a name?" "Uh huh; John Sheridan." *spit* (Sheridan was, at the time, the President of the Interstellar Alliance - the highest-ranking position in known space, and Gideon's self-admitted hero.) Gideon then accuses her of waiting until he was taking a drink before telling him that.
- In an episode of America's Funniest Home Videos Tom Bergeron was describing a spit take on screen with a member of the audience when the woman he is interviewing participates by reading a line from the Teleprompter just as Bergeron is drinking from a glass of water.
Woman: Don't drink that! That's my specimen!
[Tom spits; the woman and the rest of the audience laugh]
- On an episode of M*A*S*H, when Potter has been in Seoul and Winchester is temporarily in charge of the camp, Klinger is ironing Winchester's jeans and has just taken a drink from a bottle of water when Potter walks in. Klinger is so surprised he spits the water on Potter.
Col. Potter: A simple "welcome home" would have sufficed.
- MythQuest: When Alex visits Camelot and tries to keep Lancelot and Queen Guinevere from getting romantically involved, this scene happens: Lancelot asks for Guinevere's favour for a hunt, and in front of the whole court she whispers, "May you find the hart you seek." Cleo, watching from the real world, spits out her soda.
- Happens in an episode of Cheers when Carla reveals to Norm, that she sometimes spits in a customer's drink if she doesn't like their attitude. Remembering the argument he had with her the other day, Norm decides to switch beers with Cliff when he isn't looking. He ends up performing a spit-take when he's trying to take a sip of the beer and Cliff apologizes to Carla for calling her a "sawed off witch" that morning.
- Kamen Rider Drive: Late in the series, Chase (who's trying to understand human emotions) asks Shinnosuke if he's in love with his Fair Cop partner Kiriko; Shinnosuke has an epic Spit Take before launching into a vehemently denial. A few episodes later, Chase asks Kiriko the same question, and gets exactly the same reaction; he's smart enough to realize what it means. View here.
- The direct-to-DVD movie Drive Saga: Kamen Rider Chaser takes it up another level when Chase enters the cafeteria, actually displaying human emotions. Shinnosuke and Kiriko have simultaneous Spit Takes...pointed at Gou. And for good measure, Mr. Belt (who is a sentient belt) gets in on the action too. Link.
- Since Triple H always spits out the contents of his water bottle during his entrance, so he often spit-takes onscreen.
- When he was named to switch brands in the WWE's 2004 draft, he immediately spit out the water he was drinking.
- When DX were questioned over running down "Stone Cold" Steve Austin Road Dogg gave his real name as Dees Nuts, causing Trips to spray out his water as he laughed.
- During the 2009 Bragging Rights DX promo where they bashed Smackdown's team. Triple H once again spits his water out when Shawn whispers to him, he blurts out what he says right after: "He's banging Vickie Guerrero?!"
- Then there was "One Night Stand 2005", where Paul Heyman namedrops Matt Hardy in front of Edge — who had recently yoinked Matt's girlfriend Lita (in real life, not kayfabe) — and Edge spits out the beer he's drinking.
- When Mick Foley was the commissioner he once told Al Snow that he was giving him a title match. Al responded with "I have a match against The Rock for the WWF Title?!" Cue spit-take from Foley, who proceeded to explain that he was talking about the Hardcore title.
- This was how Santino Marella won a match against Jack Swagger. Beaker came down to the ring and gave him a potion which supposedly gave speed, power and agility to those who drank it... only for Santino to promptly be surprised by Swagger and spit it in his face.
- David Otunga actually managed two of these in one night. First was when he was told that he would be facing a returning Great Khali. This spit take went straight into the face of one Natalya Neidhart. When Otunga went on to mock Natalya, she promptly proceeded to slap Otunga across the face, making him spit more coffee all over a VERY unamused Teddy Long.
- The Play Within a Play in The Drowsy Chaperone has one scene that consists of nothing but Spit Takes. This is because, according to the Man in the Chair, plays and musicals would have smaller, often meaningless scenes that could allow the crew to ready the stage for the next musical number. His reasoning is that in musicals - like in pornography - the plot takes a backseat to the "production numbers", and so an utterly meaningless scene consisting of only spit takes is placed to bridge two musical numbers.
- Later, in the number Love is Always Lovely (In the End), Underling (who was the recipient of the spit-takes of the above scene) got to give one to Tottendale (who was doing the spitting) when she confesses her love for him. The Man in the Chair notes that the song's title always reminded him of anal sex (love in the end - as in rear end, get it?), leading the audience to wonder why he associates sex and spitting.
- The Reduced Shakespeare Company covers Hamlet in their performance, where Ophelia's death scene is some screaming followed by a spit-take in reverse. As a result, when they do the whole play backwards at the end, the spit-take is executed normally - and to hilarious effect.
- Happens the first time one of the cast takes a swig of white spirit instead of whiskey (and multiple times thereafter) in The Play That Goes Wrong.
- In Crash of the Titans, Dr. N. Cortex overdoes it (spit-take, followed by throwing the cup, followed by a second spit-take) and Dr. N. Gin hangs a lampshade on it ("Aw, c'mon! He didn't even have a cup that time!").
- Sam & Max: Freelance Police: Episode 204: Chariots of the Dogs actually requires Sam and Max to get another character to perform a spit-take, so they can use the DNA from his spit. To be fair, that particular character's spit turns out to be a red herring. The spit Sam and Max really'' need is taken from an envelope.
- Used to hilarious effect in Persona 4, to illustrate just how mind-bendingly awful a particular batch of curry is, when immediately followed by keeling over sideways onto a picnic bench. Zero to horizontal in .1 seconds.
"Sure enough, one strike."
- Toontown Online has this as one of the many "Squirt Gag" weapons.
- The Armor Games' Web Game In3structotank during the introductory sequence. A Red Alert goes off while Dirk Danger is drinking coffee and he spits it out.
- Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots has a variation: Solid Snake is about to smoke his cigarette after asking why Liquid wants the original when a duplicate would work just fine (referring to Solid and Liquid's DNA) in regards to hacking the system. When he hears from Naomi that its because they aren't identical to Big Boss, he then chokes on his cigarette smoke.
- In Halo 2, when the crew of the In Amber Clad finds a second Halo installation, Sergeant Johnson does the same as above with his cigar.
- In this trailer for Street Fighter X Tekken, Zangief has two massive spit-takes.
- In Office Jerk, the Jerk spews coffee if he takes a drink after you've landed something in his mug.
- In Delicious 7: Emily's True Love the title character does one when her best friend Francois mentions that her sister's husband-to-be "volunteered" her cooking skills and restaurant for the wedding reception.
- Godot does this often in Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials & Tribulations whenever Phoenix discredits one of his witnesses' testimony. Parodied in some cases where Godot will actually go through the motions of receiving his coffee, sniffing it, guzzling it down, and then spitting it out. In one instance Godot took two drinks. It's usually "symbolic" to the progress you've made, too, since Godot will only ever have 17 cups of coffee in one case, meaning if he's just spitting out coffee, he's coming to an end. Or if he's chugging them down, he's coming to an end for his benefit. To emphasize the whole parody he does in the game, it should be pointed out that he was Going Through the Motions in the very first instance of this trope in the game ever. Even further lampshaded by Maya at one point.
Godot: I've been made to eat my words once again!
Maya: Actually you've been made to do a spit-take... with a cup of coffee.
- In case 4 Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Spirit of Justice, when Uendo is drinking tea while he's on the witness stand, he does one of these when Athena says something he finds surprising.
- Gian from Lucky Dog 1 does this multiple times when he meets Rosalia in Ivan's route. First when she reveals she's a high ranking mafia member's granddaughter, second when she says Ivan is invited to lunch with the mafia member and third when she reveals she's Ivan's fiancée.
- Hisao in Katawa Shoujo gets a few: once when Kenji describes books as "the medium our ancestors used to view porn" (ruining a library book in the process, to his horror), and another when Lilly's sister Akira casually reminds Lilly to use contraceptives... right in front of Hisao.
- A Combine does this in Half-Life: Full Life Consequences: Free Man.
"STOP THE HUMEN!"
- On the Moon #20: "*PFFFFFTT* FIVE MILLION POUNDS!??!!"
- A Day in Dracula's Life: "This had better be important, because I am trying to enjoy my TEA."
- A Buck to the Face: The review of "Stranger Than Fan Fiction" has Brawny Buck drinking water from a bottle (despite the usual Limited Animation) just so that he can do a spit-take upon seeing the body pillow of Daring Do all tied up.
- Kevyn Andreyasn of Schlock Mercenary is famous for his spit-take, much to the crew's amusement, sometimes repeatedly. He gives a physiological explanation for the benefit of any non-humans in the audience.
- The Last Days of FOXHOUND does plenty of these, mostly with Psycho Mantis — to the point that, after a huge reveal, Ocelot points out that he "only brought you that coffee to watch you do spit-takes." Extra humor because he does the spit-takes through his gas mask. Apparently he practiced that while practicing drinking through it.
- Grrl Power: Harem in the last panel of this page (Note the name on the soda can in the previous panel.)
- In Kevin & Kell, there's a three-person spit-take (Ralph, Corrie, and Fiona) reacting to a surprise from Martha.
- One strip of Ghastly's Ghastly Comic has Smokey do a spit-take after... being intimate with Freddy, and getting the disgusted reaction, "You're supposed to take a drink before a spit-take!"
- In one strip of 1/0 — a comic strip with no fourth wall — Ghanny walks a quick route of logic to conclude that he is being set up for a spit-take. Knowing that makes him immune. See here.
Ghanny: ... and there it is. I'm surprised, but not extravagantly so.
- Subverted in Newshounds, when Wolfram proposes to Rochelle. The spit-take almost happens, but it's "held in check excellently. Bravo!"
- In an early (1999-ish) Ozy and Millie strip, Millie discovers that she can make her mother do a spit-take by sneaking up behind her while she's reading the paper and saying "Lewinsky." Ozy then tries this on Llewellyn; he discovers that, since Llewellyn is Really 700 Years Old, saying "Lewinsky" doesn't get a reaction but saying "Teapot Dome" does. (Being a dragon, his version involves fire breath.) A couple years later, Millie discovers that she can now achieve the same effect again, by saying "dimpled chad."
- Pointed out in this Questionable Content strip.
- Girls with Slingshots: "WHY do you only do this when I'm drinking COFFEE?!"
- In this Piled Higher and Deeper strip, Tajel attempts to avert it. Cecilia does a spit-take anyway, even though she has to take a sip first.
- Taken to ridiculous extremes by Raymondo Person.
- Used in this page of The Meek (NSFW). The author states in the commentary below: "Also I realized this comic has had a alarming lack of spit-takes, so that has been corrected..."
- There's a beautiful simultaneous double spit-take (in two separate places) in Everyday Heroes. With Lampshade Hanging to boot.
- Girl Genius:
- The last panel from this strip. Then again, Agatha just made a really unexpected off-hand revelation.
- Another in the flashback panel of this one. As in the first example, Baron Wulfenbach wasn't expected to punch out of his own healing engine.
- When Hoffmann tells his brother Aldin he's realised Aldin's secret ... and is completely and hilariously wrong, Aldin spit-takes through the bottom of the glass.
- This strip of Sluggy Freelance has Sasha do one off-panel, with Torg on the receiving end. This is then played to impossible lengths each following strip, with Torg getting more and more improbable things blasted in his face.
- Ménage à 3:
- As the page picture depicts, Gary's reaction to Zii mentioning his virginity in the middle of a coffee shop.
- Eulice's reaction when she hears Gary blurting out that Zii has no job.
- And when Zii gets back at an on-line Troll, this is the kid's reaction when he finds out who just spent the night with his mom.
- Interestingly enough, in both Ménage à 3 and Sabrina Online, the female lead triggers that certain reflex by touching a sensitive point of the main male character (compare ◊ and ).
- In Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic, the Grey Elves envoy does a spit-take when Arachne and Charlotte trick her into thinking she's been poisoned.
- Wapsi Square:
- In Yu + Me: Dreams, the protagonist Fiona and her best friend/love interest Lia are eating pie when Lia asks if Fiona wants her cherry, resulting in a spit-take. And she was referring to an actual cherry.
- In Housepets!, Grape does this when Peanut tells her he e-mailed her Pridelands fanfic to its writer, Res.
- Emily of All Over The House is not adverse to the spit-take, especially when given shocking and unexpected news by her live-in fool.
- Jaine of MeatShield, on learning that prince Jonus has stolen the Scepter of Mular.
- Taken to absurd extremes in this comic.
- El Goonish Shive:
- Mr. Raven does a hilarious one. Made even funnier because Raven is The Stoic. (Warning: Major spoilers ahoy.)
- Cartoonist Dan Shive pointed out one instance in which he averted a spit take, simply because he found it gross and would have to do something about the mess afterward. (He's not one to make things disappear without an in-comic justification.)
- In an early strip of PvP, Cole is informed Max Powers, his old nemesis, is on the phone just as he's drinking some coffee. Brent walks in and gives a dry remark about it, only to do one himself when Cole tells him who's calling.
- In Greg, Ted, dressed as a burly cheerleader causes this to happen to a campus cop.
- Dawn of Dawn of Time gets one when her adoptive mother seems to think she brought back a "handsome gentleman" with her.
- Times Like This: Chad does his spewage when Cassie reveals how old she was when she lost her virginity.
- Cross Time Cafe: Ky once made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
- In Zebra Girl, the rest of the main cast reacted this way to Crystal getting a boyfriend — unfortunately for Jack, who was sitting in the path of Sandra's spit-take.
- Aerynn from Electric Wonderland does this after Trawn tells her to supervise everyone in her absence. Shroomy gets wet, and disgustedly exclaims that Aerynn wasn't drinking anything.
- In Shortpacked!, Robin is reminded that she'll be up for reelection to congress in a few months, but swallows her drink before she can spit, so she drinks again to spit properly. Ethan gets one when Galasso announces he's resurrected the historical Jesus.
- League of Super Redundant Heroes: After Good Girl uses her Holy Halo on a supervillain, her mean personality takes over. When the halo suddenly comes back, she finds herself drinking alcohol and spits it all over Lazer Pony's face.
- In JL8, when [[Franchise/[[Batman}} Bruce]] reads on the newspaper that he and his superheroing pals are called "kids", he spits out his chocolate.
- Belkar does this after tasting some particularly bad coffee in this strip of The Order of the Stick. Unfortunately, the next thing he does is check the label on the coffee box. It's revealed shortly after that Vaarsuvius used Roy's dirty socks to filter it.
- It's a Running Gag at Fark.com that posting something sufficiently funny will induce this reaction in whoever sees it, resulting in a drink spit all over the keyboard, ruining it.
- This is a pretty common phenomenon on many Webcomic forums. One reader said that he took to sipping Windex so he could clean his monitor while reading. That forum has had numerous claims of ruined keyboards.
- Also common in Usenet newsgroups. Some have standard abbreviations to warn readers that a post might lead to keyboard/monitor endangerment.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd:
- The Nerd has a spit-take when Bugs Bunny first appears into his house. The rest is history.
- He also does this again in "Schwarzenegger Games", when first seeing the Predator game's "Big Mode".
- The Nostalgia Critic:
- The Critic has TWO spit-takes in the same episode of Tom and Jerry The Movie. Particularly about how the duo are suddenly talking. A LOT. The first time, it's just water, but the second time, while he's in denial of hearing them talk...
Critic: No. No, no, no, it's gotta be a mistake, I gotta be hearing things. I'm gonna just go ahead and eat my customary three-pound watermelon and drink my traditional pitcher of Sangria at the same time, while I confirm how wrong I was about this ridiculous misunderstanding.
- He does it again in his review of The Room, in response to Johnny's "Anyway, how is your sex life?" line.
- And again in the Commercial Special during the innuendo-filled Wet Banana ad.
- And again in his review of Milk Money when a kid asks, "Was Mom a virgin when you married her?" The page quote is the Critic lampshading this trope.
- Subverted in his review of Star Trek: The Motion Picture where he nearly spit takes but manages to keep it down. Double subverted a few seconds later thanks to The Room again.
- Doug and Rob did a genuine spit take simultaneously in the Brad Tries... crossover, "Brad Tries Pizza Beer".
- In "Dawn of the Commercials", he demonstrates step-by-step how a spoonful of KIX is less and less enjoyable. The first bite is tasty and nice, the second is less pleasant, the third gives a "Oh God, what have I done?" feeling, and the fourth one is just plain spitting the cereal out.
- The Critic has TWO spit-takes in the same episode of Tom and Jerry The Movie. Particularly about how the duo are suddenly talking. A LOT. The first time, it's just water, but the second time, while he's in denial of hearing them talk...
- A Vodka Movie by Zach Galifianakis, Tim, and Eric (Part 2) has a ten-second dual spit-take when Zach reveals why he has body image issues.
- The opening of this Olde English sketch. No fewer than three takes from one drink.
- PJTV's Trifecta episode regarding Madonna's flashing a boob during a performance at Turkey had Bill Whittle and Stephen Green spitting their coffee out after showing the titular clip.
- In Phelous's review of Janis the Little Pig from Dingo Pictures, this is his reaction to Janis suckling from the male-sounding cow's udder. And with a Ghostbusters holiday mug.
- In the fifth season of The Guild, Bladezz's reaction when he spots Codex and Tink's Fake-Out Make-Out.
- The Fine Brothers original YouTube series MyMusic has this as something of a running gag. The first time the group learns that Metal has a 15-year-old daughter, Indie spit takes before the news is even revealed. Once the news is actually revealed, everyone in the group spit takes simultaneously.
Indie: Sorry, sorry. I anticipated you were going to reveal something surprising, and I jumped the gun.
- In the first half of the Khnum and Thoth mini-arc of Vaguely Recalling JoJo, Joseph does one with the poisoned tea upon spotting Iggy in Midler's soup.
- Flander's Company:
- Caleb spits his coffee after adding to it what he thought was sugar, but is in fact vampire ashes.
- Hippolyte spits his water with aspirin, right in Déborah's face, when surprised by the first return of Kevin in Season 2. She calls hims a "spitting llama" afterward.
- In Josh Scorcher and The Mysterious Mr. Enter's collab review of the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic episode "Putting Your Hoof Down", Josh says that he isn't bothered by the infamous scene of Fluttershy viciously ridiculing Rarity and Pinkie Pie. This causes Mr. Enter to spit out some water because he despised that moment.
- In his After Dark review of Bayonetta 2, the Wiiviewer spits out the bottled Coke that he drank from the wine glass, saying that it must be moldy.
- Behzinga and miniminter of the Ultimate Sidemen hold a Try Not to Laugh Challenge where they hold water in their mouths trying not to laugh at Zerkaa's chosen funny videos. The result is a stream of spit takes.
- Angry Kid:
- An off-screen spit take (courtesy of the sound effects) happens in the short "Curious" when the titular Angry Kid asks his dad "What's a butt plug?" after inquiring about some 'strange noises' he heard from his mum and dad the night before.
- Kim Possible:
- In the Grand Finale, just as Kim takes a sip of her soda, Ron freaks out. Cue Ron getting it in the kisser.
- Also, when she learns that during the weekend, she has to meet up with Larry, she ends up spitting out her orange juice and choking.
- In "Emotion Sickness" Wade calls just as Kim gives Ron a (Moodulator-induced) kiss. He does a spit-take and falls out of his chair.
- The Simpsons:
- Parodied when Homer checks the price tag on a computer, doesn't react, then pours out a cup of coffee and reads the tag again while drinking it. Cue spit-take.
- While trying to get Maggie to eat spinach, Homer somehow managed to do a spit-take from the mouth of a sock puppet on his arm.
- Averted when Marge finds out Apu is cheating on his wife. Homer insists that they tell Krusty, because "that guy's hilarious!" Homer then tells Krusty right as he's drinking a big mug of coffee. Krusty reacts by... swallowing the coffee, and saying "That's sad. All those kids..." Marge later reminds Homer that off-camera, Krusty is "a desperately unhappy man."
- Homer does this in early episodes when he spits mouthwash on the mirror.
- Mr. Burns once did a spit-take that was implied to have also drained him of vital bodily fluids and thus dehydrated/seriously wrinkled him which required himself to be sprayed to regain the lost bodily fluids.
- Subverted in the episode "Dude Where's My Ranch". Homer and Bart don't do anything when they find out they're drinking bear urine, but they do the spit-take when they find out they're actually drinking Fresca.
- Marge done this with wine in "The Last Temptation of Krust" soon after Janeane Garofalo said "I got my period today" while at the comedy festival.
- Exaggerated in one episode where Lisa reveals to Milhouse that she has a crush on Nelson. He's so shocked he forgets to even pull his mouth away and blows into his milk carton, making it explode.
Nelson: Way to drink, poindexter!
- In "Flaming Moes" Moe refuses to sell the drink citing the blood and sweat he put into it. When everyone at the bar spits their Flaming Moe, Moe points out it was just a figure of speech.
- In "Mr. Plow", when Homer is watching Barney's Plow King ad, once hears that the song in the ad calls him a "boozer", he spits out his beer in shock.
- The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police, "Bad Day on the Moon": Sam sees a giant cockroach do a spit-take, and describes it as "the universal sign of surprise and alarm".
- Parodied several times on The Fairly OddParents!.
- In the No Dialogue Episode "Pipe Down", whenever someone would "say" that a meteor was about to hit Dimmsdale, they would take a sip of coffee just to do the spit-take. For the fairies, they would actually summon a cup of coffee just so they can do the spit-take.
- The three times Cosmo does it, he spits his coffee all over Wanda (and Timmy the third time). And the third time was after the meteor's been dealt with.
- It is also used as a running gag in the episode "Dream Goat".
- Averted (or subverted?) in "Dog Day Afternoon". Wanda and other fairy godmothers are drinking tea and talking about how their godkids wished to switch places with animals; one of the other fairies takes a sip just as Wanda points out the school is doing dissections the day her goddaughter switched places with a frog, but the spit-take doesn't happen.
- Played straight in A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner!: Timmy spits out his Slushee upon hearing Tootie state her name in defiance against the film's villain.
- Exaggerated to hilarious extremes by Freakazoid! in this scene, where he splurts fifteen times, with an amount of juice probably in excess of what he had imbibed — although there are plenty of empty juice containers next to him.
- Family Guy:
- Peter does this twice on Meg at the dinner table when Brian tells the family that he's dating Shauna, a teacher he met at the PTA.
- Brian does a spit-take when Peter tells he's gotten a raise when his job at the toy company is taken over by the tobacco company in the episode "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington". According to the commentary, they planned to have Brian do this without actually drinking anything (as in, just blowing really hard in surprise), but decided nobody would get the joke.
- Gravity Falls likes to play with this trope.
- Parodied hilariously in "Headhunters" after Dipper finishes solving the mystery of who "murdered" Wax Grunkle Stan, Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Durland pull up next to the Mystery Shack in their cruiser. Blubs mockingly asks the kids if they've solved the mystery before saying "I’m so confident you’re going to say no that I’m going to take a long, slow sip from my cup of coffee", which he proceeds to do. Dipper tells them that they did indeed solve it. And then... this happens.
- In "Boyz Crazy", Dipper plays a tape by Robbie very slowly, expecting to hear a hidden message. Grunkle Stan takes a drink to have a spit take at the ready. Nothing happens.
Stan: That's not spit-worthy. What gives?
- In "Northwest Mansion Mystery", the Monster of the Week is turning the party's guests into wood, including a woman who gets frozen in mid-spit (even the liquid turns to wood!).
- In the episode "Bender Gets Made" after realizing that the ship the Robot Mafia is going to attack is none other than the Planet Express Ship, Bender does a full ten second spit-take after drinking some oil up until the commercial break. On the DVD commentary they say that if they had been able to they would have still had him doing it after coming out of the commercial break.
- When Dr. Zoidberg does one in "That's Lobstertainment", the water doesn't just come out of his mouth.
- Bender does a double spit-take in "The Cyber House Rules" by alternating between two glasses that are constantly refilled. After the first spit-take, he picks up the other glass and does a second.
- Another instance is when Fry, Leela and Bender won a tour of the Slurm factory, only to find out that Slurm's only ingredient is a semi-liquid discharge from the tail of a giant slug queen. There are several exchanges of Fry drinking from a can of Slurm, Leela reminding him what it is, Fry spit-taking, and going right back to drinking (it is highly addictive, after all.)
- In "Mars University":
Gunter: [a talking monkey] But the Professor has been like a father to me!
Leela: But he's not your father. That monkey in the punch bowl is.
[Fry takes a sip of said punch; cue spit-take]
- An odd one because Fry didn't have the cup when he was walking back to his dorm.
- And AGAIN in "A Leela of Her Own" when Fry spits out some "Crushed Rat Whine" into Benders face who spits it back out into Frys face with the same horse.
- ALSO while watching Cop Department:
Leela: Hey Bender, I thought you said you were in this episode.
Bender: Nah, this week I'm on Caught on Tape 3 because of what I did in the coffee pot.
[cue spit-take by Fry]
- In "The Prisoner of Benda", Bender-in-the-Robo-Hungarian-Emperor's-body does this with jewels.
- AND AGAIN in "A Clockwork Origin" where The Professor spits out his drink as well as his false teeth. Talk about a show that loves doing spit-takes.
- A "solid" example. In "Overclockwise", Bender gets very intelligent after Cubert overclocks him.
Bender: There's 3,018 jelly beans in that jar.
Cubert: Oohohoho. Damn, I'm good. [picks up and eat a handful from the jar]
Bender: I mean 3,018 rat kidneys.
- In the opening to "My Three Suns", when Bender cooks for the Planet Express crew, he adds an almost-lethal (literally: according to him, it was 10% below a lethal dose) amount of salt to the food. After taking their first bite, the Planet Express crew desperately reach for their glasses of water - only to immediately spit the water out again when they realise that it's salt water (or, as Bender puts it, salt with water in it).
- The Chowder episode "Chowder's Girlfriend" has a thirty-second-long spit-take that appears to span nearly half a day; Chowder even takes time in the middle of said take to brush his teeth, and the moon and sun in the sky even get into it.
- In one episode of the animated talk show Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Space Ghost does several spit-takes in a row directly onto the camera lens. The first few are coffee, but the last one is comprised entirely of blood, eliciting gasps of horror from the (nonexistent) studio audience. Whoops.
- King of the Hill:
- Dale, Bill and Boomhauer do a synchronized spit-take after Hank comes to the realization that the beer they've been drinking has been tainted, and was the cause for their earlier diarrhea and vomiting. When Hank realizes that Peggy knew all along, Bill does this a second time.
- Hank also subverts this in one episode, almost doing a spit-take, but managing to avoid it. Hank then says, with all seriousness, "You almost made me spit out beer."
- He does play it straight in an earlier episode, however — he spits beer when he hears Peggy yelling out "VAGINA!" (It Makes Sense in Context.)
- A minor one when Bill is using his house to rehabilitate alcoholics, he asks his friends nicely that they can't drink in the alley. Dale spits out beer in reaction.
- In Frisky Dingo, when billionaire idiot Xander Crews hears a surprising piece of news, he says, "Uh... spit-take!?"
- Looney Tunes:
- In the classic cartoon Ballot Box Bunny, while drinking from a can of carrot juice, Bugs Bunny is listening to mayoral candidate Yosemite Sam give his stump speech:
Yosemite Sam: ... and I'll keep my promise to rid this country of every — last — rabbit!
[Bugs spews carrot juice]
Bugs: Last rabbit!?
- Tortoise Beats Hare. The cartoon starts with Bugs reading the opening credits while eating one of his characteristic carrots. When he reads the title and notices that it is Tortoise Beats Hare... cue spit-take.
- And in 8 Ball Bunny, when he's drinking a carrot martini then realizes that the ship he sent the penguin on was heading for Brookyln.
- In the classic cartoon Ballot Box Bunny, while drinking from a can of carrot juice, Bugs Bunny is listening to mayoral candidate Yosemite Sam give his stump speech:
- American Dad!:
- Deputy Director Bulloch is talking about the escaped alien (Roger), and what they're planning to do to the person harboring him, causing Stan to repeatedly spit out his piping hot coffee onto people off-screen, indicated by their screaming, until Bulloch says, "Would someone take away Smith's coffee?"
- Another when Steve said to his friends he's dating an older woman (she's 80).
- Subverted in another episode where Francine tells Stan that she's become their gay neighbors' surrogate mother as he's pouring himself a beer. She drops the bomb before the beer reaches his lips, so instead he smashes the mug on the desk.
- In "Stan of Arabia, Part 2" a camel does this when Francine strips down to her underwear while singing about how much she hates living in Saudi Arabia.
- In "G-String Circus" Stan does one when Hayley announces she's taking a semester off, but he didn't hear her. Turns out he was listening to an audio book on how to do a Spit Take. He tries to do a Spit Take again, but ends up dribbling.
- El Tigre:
- Parodied twice. In one episode, Grandpapi is drinking coffee when he hears alarming news. He spit-takes all over Rodolfo, calmly takes another sip, and sprays that all over Rodolfo too. In another episode, Rodolfo performs the excessive, hose-like spray variety, prompting Grandpapi to demand, "Why must you take such big sips?!"
- Done another time by El Tigre himself in "Fool's Goal" when he drinks out of a water bottle and does a spit take right in Frida's face.
- Done as an Overly Long Gag on The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack. Flapjack and K'nuckles startle the Club for Easily Startled Men, resulting in several seconds of spit-take.
- In the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Tentacle Vision", this trope is subverted when Squidward attempts a spit take with his coffee after finding a favorite show of his cancelled, only to realize that he hadn't actually made his coffee yet. Played straight a moment later when he notices what his show was replaced by.
- Beavis and Butt-Head:
- A recurring gag would have Beavis doing a spit-take as a reaction to a horribly bad music video coming on the TV, usually with his regurgitated soda ending up on Butt-Head's face.
- Also happened when Beavis tried the "near-beer" they had just bought on the episode "Buy Beer".
- In Billy and Mandy Save Christmas, Billy does this three times as Mrs. Claus explains what happened to Santa. He spit-takes when she mentions mending Santa's underwear...
Billy: [spits] Santa has underwear?!
Billy: [spits] Santa has a spare hat?!
- And then she mentions cleaning Santa's spare hat...
- And then Mrs. Claus mentions she waxed Santa's sleigh...
- And the gag ends when Mrs. Claus mentions treating Donner's irritable bowels, where Billy calmly sips his cocoa and suggests that the reindeer needs more fiber.
- In one episode of South Park, Paris Hilton offers to buy Butters from his parents, who refuse. She then tells them she'll pay 200 million for him, causing his father to spit-take his cocoa and ask her to repeat herself. She does, and he spit-takes again, as does his wife.
- Kowalski keeps doing these as a running gag in the The Penguins of Madagascar episode "Mr. Tux". Once he even does it deliberately, because he wants to stop one of his inventions, but it fails.
- Other penguins do this sometimes too.
- In the VeggieTales episode "Dave and the Giant Pickle", King Saul (Archibald Asparagus) does one after Dave (Junior Asparagus) triumphantly says he'll fight Goliath.
- In an episode of Home Movies, Brendon's mother reacts this way to Brendon asking to go to the library — multiple times. The first time she does it is out of legitimate shock, but then she keeps doing it, seemingly just to annoy Brendon.
- Done by Samy on Jimmy Two-Shoes, when Beezy approaches him wearing a Paper-Thin Disguise of Lucius.
- Done by Ruel in episode 10, all over his friend Calben, from Amalia's yell surprising him.
- Done be Evangelyne in season 2 episode 2, straight at the "camera", when she hears Sadlygrove's voice in the forest.
- Avatar: The Last Airbender:
- In "The Painted Lady", we get this:
Sokka: [gets a sly look on his face] I got it, how's this from now on, we'll take food breaks and potty breaks at the same time.
[Aang does a spit-take in the background]
Aang, Katara & Toph: Ewww!
Sokka: Hey, it might be gross, but it's efficient.
- In "Nightmares and Daydreams", Aang yells at Toph to stop drinking water and she immediately spit-takes in surprise, all over Katara (who subsequently waterbends to dry herself). When asked why, Aang explains he just had a dream where they all died because of Toph's Potty Emergency, and thus it's important that she avoids drinking in the future....
- In "The Painted Lady", we get this:
- The Legend of Korra, "A Leaf in the Wind". A White Lotus guard does this right into the face of another when the pro-bending announcer on the radio reveals that Korra — whom they were supposed to be guarding — is playing in a match.
- In Batman: The Animated Series Bruce pulls one of these when his friend Harvey Dent tells him he's planning on proposing to Pam Isley (not knowing she's evil yet).
- Done a few times in My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.
- Subverted in "A Bird in the Hoof", where upon hearing Princess Celestia has to leave a party on official duty, Twilight Sparkle begins to spit-take, only to shove her hoof in her mouth to stop herself.
- In "Party of One", Rarity spits punch all over Pinkie Pie (who doesn't seem to notice or care) when she notices the alligator in the punch bowl.
- Enforced by Pinkie Pie in "Magical Mystery Cure" upon the Mane 6 being told by Princess Celestia that Twilight has become a princess. She even picks a glass of water out of hammerspace and drinks it to pull off the effect.
- In "Sweet and Elite", Rarity accidentally spit-takes directly into the faces of Jet Set and Upper Crust.
- Rainbow Dash does a spit-take in "Daring Don't" after Twilight tells her that the new Daring Do book has been delayed for two more months.
- Alfe in The Problem Solverz does this a lot, mainly when attacking. He also does it after trying the "slightly off" root beer and pizza pancakes in "Fauxboro".
- In the Fanboy and Chum Chum episode "Fangboy", Dr. Acula does this when Fanboy tells him he's a vampire.
- In the Arthur episode "Arthur's Underwear," while Arthur was having dinner with his family, his mom asks Arthur how school was that day. He then does a spit-take and starts abruptly laughing before choking, because earlier when Binky Barnes was writing on the board he tried to pick up chalk he accidentally dropped and ended up ripping up his pants, something Arthur found hilarious even after the fact.
- Rex gets one in the Generator Rex episode "Outpost" upon being told that the drink he is imbibing is made from rice that has passed through the digestive tract of a monkey.
- Lampshaded on Phineas and Ferb in "Bad Hair Day". Candace cuts her own hair using online how-to videos, ending up in a truly horrendous outcome. Phineas and Ferb walk in and do a spit-take, much to Candace's displeasure...
Phineas: What do you think? We've been working on our spit-takes all morning!
Candace: Yeah yeah, you're hilarious...
- Perry does this in the episode "Bullseye!" when he sees Lawrence has accidentally entered to be the next head of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.
- In "Journey to the Center of Candace", Candace sprays out a massive amount of cereal when Jeremy calls to ask her out.
- The Secretary of Education (most likely not Philium Benedict) ends up pulling one of these when he learned that the test scores had sunk even further than before as a result of his cancelling Recess.
- Ms. Finster herself does a spit take when Gretchen Grundler revealed that she actually finished the Arkansas Achievement Test in less than five minutes.
- Reef does one (with a mouthful of hot dog) after Lo tells him that he is going vegetarian in Stoked.
- Superfriends 1973/74 episode "The Androids". Dr. Rebos and his assistant Loco are in their laboratory toasting their mission to stop the U.S. space program. Dr. Rebos spits out what he's drinking as he looks up and sees the Super Friends, who have just entered the room.
- Tiny Toon Adventures: Acme Looniversity actually offers a class on this.
- "Milk, It Makes a Body Spout" had Buster and Plucky compete to be the first to make Hampton laugh so hard milk comes out his nose.
- In the Adventure Time episode "Jake vs Me-Mow", Finn & Jake are eating meat pies when told by Wildberry Princess someone's trying to kill her. Their response is to spit-take meat into each others' mouths.
- The Looney Tunes Show: in "Eligible Bachelors", Daffy sprays hot tea across Granny's attic upon learning that she is a Retired Badass.
- In the first episode of Sanjay and Craig, Sanjay does one that also shoots out of his nose and ears.
- Archer, "Drift Problem":
- Subverted in an episode of Johnny Bravo, where Suzie says that, according to a letter he just received, Johnny never graduated from school properly. Johnny spits out the water he's drinking... because it tasted hideous.
- In the Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy Christmas special "Jingle, Jingle, Jangle" when Nazz points out she's standing under the mistletoe she tells Eddy that he has to kiss her, he gets so excited and he happens to be drinking egg nog at the time which causes him to spit it all over her, she then kicks him out for it.
- T.U.F.F. Puppy:
- Kitty Katswell does this when she notices that Dudley Puppy used the water fountain she was drinking from as a bathroom.
- Also done with Dudley's date actually the Chameleon in disguise when she notices that she and Dudley are drinking toilet water. Dudley thinks this is a French custom and does the same.
- In "Train Bandits" from Sheriff Callie's Wild West, Peck does one with his milk upon learning that the train bandits are conducting a "sticky-up" in the next car.
- Steven Universe
- In "Steven's Birthday", Connie does a spit-take with a juice box upon learning that it's Steven's fourteenth birthday as opposed to, say, twelfth. She doesn't spit out juice, instead she spits the juice box out of her mouth with the straw.
- In "Last One Out of Beach City", Pearl is in a rebellious mood and tries drinking... apple juice (which is a big deal for her, because while Gems can eat and drink they don't need to, and Pearl doesn't much enjoy the sensation). Then she sees Mystery Girl walk into the Big Donut and spits out her drink.
- In the 3-2-1 Penguins! episode "Comedy of Errors", Midgel spits out his drink when Jason reveals his embarrassing secret just to make people laugh.
- In the Star vs. the Forces of Evil episode "Mr. Candle Cares", Marco gets this reaction from the eponymous guidance counselor when he claims to be "smooch buddies" with Star, all in order to mess with Star's demonic ex-boyfriend Tom, who has been using Mr. Candle as part of his latest ploy to get himself and Star back together.
- In the Thomas the Tank Engine episode, "Ryan and Daisy", Sir Topham Hatt is drinking tea and spits it out on Winston's windshield when he sees Ryan pulling his passenger coaches and pushing Daisy's mail coach at the same time.
- Invoked in Skylanders Academy:
Mabu: Kaos is attacking the Skylanders!
Spyro: What?! Hold on. [pulls out a soda cup] What I meant was... [takes a sip, spits] WHAT?!
Mabu: Oh, that's much better. That really conveys the urgency.
- We've all gagged on our food/drink at least once in our lifetimes because someone told us something outrageous/funny while our mouths were full.
- "Spit take" is a popular improv comedy game with some troupes. All you need are several players, more bottles of water, and a scene that provides plenty of "surprises". Hilarity Ensues, as well as a pause to clean the stage afterwards.
- BBC radio station Radio 1 came up with a game called "innuendo bingo" which is basically seeing who can avoid spit-taking faced with some rather out-of-context audio clips. They filmed it and there are several episodes on YouTube