->''‘I wonder what else lives down here that we don't know about?’ said Carrot.\\
‘Well, there's always the invisible squid-like creature that sucks all the air out of—’ Rincewind began, but sarcasm did not carry very well out here. The universe diluted it. The huge, black, solemn eyes in the sky withered it.''
-->-- ''Discworld/TheLastHero''

Sarcasm Failure is, to put it simply, when a [[DeadpanSnarker character]] who you'd ''expect'' would be able to [[QuipToBlack deliver an irreverent, sarcastic or deadpan comment on just about anything]] fails to do so because of the nature of the current situation. This trope can be PlayedForDrama -- if the writers want to show that a situation is particularly dire, [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness having the funny guy go completely serious]] is one way of showing that -- or PlayedForLaughs, by having the character encounter a situation so completely, utterly, and patently ''absurd'' that he or she is rendered temporarily incapable of responding coherently. (Basically their Snark short-circuits.)

Comedy versions may be reduced to gawking, stuttering, or [[{{Angrish}} incoherent babbling rage]] at the sheer idiocy of it all, a {{Beat}}, or just [[FlatWhat greet the situation with stunned incredulity]], often {{lampshade|Hanging}}d with some variation of "words fail me".

Not to be confused with SarcasmBlind, CannotConveySarcasm, nor with InsultBackfire, though an InsultBackfire may well take the form of a sarcastic insult that ''fails'' to be appreciated as such. Compare OOCIsSeriousBusiness, FlatWhat, IHaveNothingToSayToThat. Compare also ShooOutTheClowns, when this is an indicator the entire story is taking a turn for the serious.
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!!Examples of the first kind (serious):

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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* In ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima'', [[spoiler: Albireo Imma, the man with the perpetual CheshireCatGrin who never stopped acting with a strong whimsy, reached a point of utter horror as the ({{Magic|alLand}}) [[EndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt world was about to come to an end]]. {{Telepath|y}}ically, [[LadyOfWar Princess Arika]] made sure to tell him to stop being a defeatist fool]]. This was the only time he ever seemed without his usual joking demeanor (and with [[EyesAlwaysShut his eyes widened]]).
** Later on, Asakura was rendered completely speechless upon seeing [[spoiler: several people get wiped from existence]].
* In the first season finale of ''Anime/CodeGeass'', when [[spoiler: Nina completes her super-bomb, Lloyd does this. The fact that the "Pudding Earl" got deadly serious is enough to convince Rakshata that he's not bluffing when he says how dangerous it is.]]
* November 11 of ''Anime/DarkerThanBlack'' is infamous for his [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor twisted sense of humor]]. However, he has moments when his TrueCompanions are in danger/has just escaped danger where he becomes serious and sincere.
* DeadpanSnarker [[UnreliableNarrator Kyon]] is momentarily reduced to incoherent choking sounds in the ''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya'' [[TheMovie movie]] when [[spoiler: Ryoko Asakura]] shows up in class acting like [[spoiler: she'd never tried to kill him]]. Considering he can ordinarily keep up, verbally at least, with [[SufficientlyAdvancedAlien Nagato]], [[ThePhilosopher Koizumi]] and [[MotorMouth Tsuruya]], it's a memorable moment.
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* In Franchise/TheDCU, it's often considered that the ultimate way to show just how bad things have gotten is to have SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker stop laughing.
** Or that something is exceptionally satisfying (possibly disturbingly so) when Franchise/{{Batman}} smiles.
*** The best example being when Harley Quinn, who spends every waking moment with (and fawning over) the Joker, AxCrazy king of [[EvilLaugh maniacal laughter]], reacts to Batman's laughter with a meekly frightened:
---->'''Harley:''' ...I've never seen you laugh before... I don't think I like it! Cut it out, you're giving me the creeps!
** When the Franchise/{{Justice League|OfAmerica}} nearly got taken out by Batman's contingency plans in the ''Tower of Babel'' arc, someone shouted an order at ComicBook/PlasticMan and he replied with "On it." The response was "...What, no jokes?" "This is not funny."
* Marvel's Franchise/SpiderMan is famous for his [[YouFightLikeACow habit of quipping his way through fights]]. If he's not joking, it probably means the villain has ''really'' pissed him off, and is in for quite a bit of pain. There's also this line from the ''VideoGame/UltimateSpiderMan'' video game, right before the boss fight with the Rhino:
-->'''Spider-Man:''' Is that a horn on your head, or are you happy to... ''(Rhino looms over Spidey)'' Oh my God, I am so scared I can't finish my lame joke.
** And from the Ultimate Clone Saga, Jessica Drew puts it well, after a villain asks if Peter's silence means he's too scared to talk:
--->'''ComicBook/SpiderWoman:''' No, that's how you know he is serious!
* SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} is typically a {{Motor Mouth}}ed, wise cracking mutant amongst X-Men, often prone to TalkingTheMonsterToDeath, but when things are serious, he shuts up.
* Lenny in ''Comicbook/ShadeTheChangingMan'' was always good for a snark, no matter how dire the situation. Her Sarcasm Failure was a result of an author, an unwitting personality plunderer, who had written her into his book, and shocked her enough to drive her to a suicide attempt.
* In ''Comicbook/{{Watchmen}}'', even [[SociopathicHero the Comedian]] can't [[BlackComedy crack jokes]] about [[spoiler:Ozymandias']] plan, which also serves as his DespairEventHorizon. He's built his life laughing at the darkness in himself and in humankind, but even he never imagined doing ''that''.
-->'''Comedian:''' ''(tearfully)'' What's funny? What's so goddamn funny? I don't get it. Somebody explain - somebody explain it to me!
* [[Comicbook/NewWarriors Speedball]] (a looong time before his Penance days) starts makes a sneeze joke about somebody called 'Ashu' (or similar), but when he starts explaining, he gives up with "even I can't make jokes right now".
* In ''Comicbook/DoomPatrol'', Cliff Steele is often snarky about the situations he finds himself in. Upon seeing Orqith, a parallel dimension of bone and decay: "All of a sudden, I can't think of anything remotely funny to say".
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[[folder:Fan Fic]]
* ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'' has the former character trying to snark at a rather heartfelt speech about parental relationships, and not doing a very good job at it.
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[[folder:Film]]
* Kup, the grizzled veteran in 1986's ''WesternAnimation/TransformersTheMovie'', often told war stories comparing situations to battles he'd been in. Eventually they discover [[BigBad Unicron]] ''devouring their home planet''.
-->'''Hot Rod:''' Doesn't it remind you of something, Kup?\\
'''Kup:''' Nope...never seen anything like it.
* In ''Film/TheLordOfTheRings'', when [[ElvesVersusDwarves the dwarf and the elf]] stop competing and focus on fighting together, you know they're in serious danger.
* Variation: In ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack'', Han Solo has a Swagger Failure when the hyperdrive fails. That's when you know they're in ''real'' danger.
-->'''Han:''' Oh, yeah? Watch this!\\
''(nothing happens)''\\
'''Leia''': Watch what?\\
'''Han''': [[OhCrap I think we're in trouble.]]
* In ''Film/{{Manhattan}}'', Creator/WoodyAllen gets dumped when his girlfriend reveals that she's going back to his (married, though soon to be divorced) best friend. You can see him clearly reaching for a standard Woody one-liner, but instead he can only stammer, "I'm... I'm stunned, I'm, I'm, I'm...."
* Harry from ''Film/TheJourneyOfNattyGann'' does this in a very subtle way. He spends most of the film making sarcastic remarks to Natty. He tells her that he last went to the west coast with his "old man" and she responds with "Your dad?" He looks like he's about to make some retort like "No, my sister." Instead he lets his guard down and tells her about his dad's death.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* You know the situation is either particularly dire or somehow personal when Marco stops making sarcastic jokes in ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}''.
** Jake actually has to take him aside at one point and order him to start cracking jokes, because his seriousness is frightening the others.
* Similarly, you know things are bad when Richie Tozier stops cracking jokes in ''Literature/{{IT}}''. (Though sometimes {{averted|Trope}} - as a MotorMouth with poor impulse control, he slips up from time to time, notably mouthing off to [[JerkJock Henry Bowers]] ''twice in a row, straight to his face'' when the big lummox falls over.)
* In ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows'', Fred Weasley is reduced to this after he sees that George's ear has been blown off. George, however, is [[{{Pun}} not]].
** Immediately {{lampshade|Hanging}}d:
---> "Pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-related humor before you, you go for ''holey''?"
** On the other hand, when [[spoiler: Fred dies,]] we can safely assume George doesn't start cracking jokes about it.
*** Likewise, [[spoiler: Mad Eye's death]] made the twins shut up.
* In ''Literature/AmericanGods'', Mr. Nancy (Anansi) starts out as a CoolOldGuy who is perpetually joking. When things start going bad for the old gods, the protagonist notes that Nancy complete stops smiling and telling jokes. Only when things are settled does he return to his former carefree attitude.
* In the true-crime book ''Homicide: A Year On The Killing Streets'' (upon which ''Series/HomicideLifeOnTheStreet'' was based), one of the recurring observations is that homicide cops can [[QuipToBlack be very, very snarky on crime scenes]], as they have to deal with a great deal of unpleasantness in their day-to-day working lives and use wit as something of a defense mechanism. This, then, serves to make the discovery of the body of eight-year-old Latonya Kim Wallace and the investigation into the scene of the crime particularly powerful; it's simply noted that there's no jokes, no sarcastic comments, just a lot of grim and serious-faced cops doing their jobs.
* In ''Literature/SmallFavor'', Harry is unable to deliver any of his trademark snark when confronted by [[TheFairFolk Queen Mab of the Winter Court]], and for good reason: he's too damned scared to snark.
** This was later shown to be a good reaction: when he ''does'' start cracking jokes, it annoys her. And because it annoys her, she [[EyeScream freezes the water in his eyes]]. He's reduced to whimpering in pain and crying TearsOfBlood for a while.
** Harry generally goes light on the sarcasm around Nicodemus as well, for much the same reasons. Nicodemus is too much of a NoNonsenseNemesis to get affected by it anyway.
* [[Comicbook/XWingSeries Wes Janson]] is something of a ManChild much of the time. He's always irreverent, always making some quip. [[BewareTheNiceOnes When he's not, well...]]
* A strange example of mostly dramatic but with a hint of bitter comedic aftertaste in ''Literature/{{GONE}}''. ''PLAGUE'' has [[DarkChick Diana]] at a loss of words when her boyfriend [[spoiler: declares himself king and tells her to get the fuck off his island, thus breaking up with her]]. In the next book, [[spoiler: after having a torturous birth aged fifteen in a hot, pitch dark mine]] she has this reaction when, just minutes [[spoiler: after giving birth]], she's ordered by Drake to just "Get up and walk."
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* ''Series/{{House}}'': When the title character starts wearing a serious expression and talking respectfully to the patients and their relatives, it's an extremely ominous sign.
** Unless he's doing it consciously to mess with the other's heads, of course.
* ''Series/{{CSI}}'': Gil Grissom almost always makes [[QuipToBlack some kind of quip]] at each murder scene that takes us into the credits. When he doesn't, it's an indication of how disturbing the murder is.
** Or just...weird. In the opening of the infamous "Fur & Loathing in Las Vegas", Grissom and Catherine come across a dead man in a furry costume; both of them perceived it to be a dead animal from afar. When seeing what it actually is, both are weirded out. Catherine looks to Grissom for the requisite one-liner, perceiving Grissom to not be weirded out by anything, but Grissom continues to look weirded out silently into the opening credits.
** Horatio in ''Series/CSIMiami'' does this also. One such example: when his old friend is blown up and instead of his usual quip he just stares at the smoldering house in horror.
* ''Series/{{MASH}}'': This show attempted this with Hawkeye, but overdid the seriousness.
** The ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' parody, where Hawkeye is a robot (named 'iHawk') who switches between IRREVERENT and MAUDLIN modes, is an indication of the result.
--->'''iHawk :''' ''(maudlin)'' This isn't a war. It's murder.\\
''(flip!)''\\
'''iHawk :''' ''(irreverent, as Groucho Marx)'' Dis isn't a war, it's a moider!
* ''Series/TheWestWing'': The entire cast, to varying degrees.
* Subverted in ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'': Anya's irreverence comes out of genuine cluelessness, not an attempt to be funny. So when Buffy's mother dies, Anya behaves as normal, and infuriates the other characters. However, her explanation of ''why'' she isn't acting like any normal human with normal sensitivities would act (she's not a normal human, and she doesn't "understand... how this all happens... how we go through this...") is one of the most heartfelt of her character arc, and does basically follow this trope.
** At least until it's {{re|tcon}}vealed that Anya, when she was still a normal human and hadn't become a vengeance demon yet, acted just as cluelessly.
*** Yet even Anya-as-a-human probably didn't have the attitude of "It's mortal and stupid!" towards death.
** Xander is a better fit to the original trope.
*** One example of Xander playing this one for comedy (there are probably many others): in the Season 4 episode "Something Blue," Willow accidentally, and unbeknownst to the rest of the gang, casts a spell that makes Spike and Buffy fall in love and become engaged.
---->'''Buffy:''' Spike and I are getting married!\\
'''Xander:''' How- What- How?\\
'''Giles:''' Three excellent questions.
*** As is Giles, who can usually be counted on for a dry remark. In the seventh season, as the cast falls once again into mocking Xander's [[WeirdnessMagnet dating habits,]] Giles rather sharply points out that they are fighting a war for their very survival.
* From ''Series/{{Dexter}}:'' The usually lecherous Masuka becomes stone serious when investigating the crime scene where a cop was attacked.
-->'''Deb:''' What, no jokes about providing gross sexual comfort in a time of crisis?\\
'''Masuka:''' My friend was stabbed, and he might die.
** It's actually used as a barometer of Masuka's mental wellbeing at times. Later that episode:
--->'''Masuka:''' Hey Morgan, wanna sit on my lap when we're done and tell me what you want for Christmas?\\
'''Deb:''' And he's back!
** Similarly, we get an impression of how gruesome a murder scene is when Dexter himself (a blood-spatter analyst who is also a serial killer who chops up his victims) gets nauseous at the sight of it. It's also a hint that the scene had been constructed specifically [[spoiler:to remind him of his repressed memories regarding his mother's brutal murder.]]
** In Season 3, Masuka gets one of his articles published. He's very happy and proud about this and gives autographed copies of the journal to his co-workers who, we later learn, never bothered to read the article. Masuka's personality undergoes an abrupt change after this. When the officers ask him why, he tells them "You hurt my feelings."
* A good deal of the characters from ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' (in fact, the entire show seems to follow this trope).
* ''Series/{{Blackadder}}'' does this at the end of the fourth season. The main character, who is probably sarcasm made flesh, remains serious when Darling, Baldrick and George admit to being scared before they all charge into a battle in UsefulNotes/WorldWarI. The episode itself became this trope in its surprisingly-reverent conclusion,
* An inversion of this can be seen with [[TheMeanBrit Simon Cowell]]. If he stops being mean or sarcastic even with his body language, you ''know'' the person he's watching is good. From ''Series/BritainsGotTalent'' alone: Paul Potts, Connie Talbot, Susan Boyle, and Julian Smith.
** For example, take [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl8JVU6iPtA Hollie Steel]]. Simon's not thrilled with her because she looks like a typical wannabe-ballerina, and has his hand over the buzzer. The camera cuts to her beginning to sing, and the next shot is him absolutely shocked.
** Susan Boyle. From rolling his eyes, to shock, to '''''[[Awesome/OtherShows fawning]]'''''.
** In all fairness though, it's been indicated as fairly likely that these reaction shots aren't always the ones from those contestants, since, you know, it's a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLNRaK1jBUw TV show and everything]] (Skip to about 05:20 for the relevant chunk)
* As ''Series/BoyMeetsWorld'' went on Eric got sillier, more erratic and [[CloudCuckooLander just plain damn weird]], but when he did get serious you ''knew'' things were bad. Like the time a prank war caused a ''serious'' fault in the friendship and he was the only one willing to work it out, the silliest thing he did was pick up Rachel and drag her back into the classroom Mr. Feeny had locked them in and sit on her so she could read what he had written.
--> "Lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself."
* ''Series/TheMiddleman'' subverts this in "The Vampiric Puppet Lamentation":
-->'''The Middleman:''' Dubbie, did he just turn into a [[DemonicDummy bat puppet]]?\\
'''Wendy:''' Man, [[Film/PulpFiction I don't even have an opinion]].
* ''Series/{{Psych}}'' played this straight, then subverted it, when Shawn is targeted by a SerialKiller. Shawn quickly loses his snark as he was overwhelmed by the pressure. As the situation grows more dire, Shawn convinces Gus that he should joke around for both of them. Which Gus does, resulting in hilariously awkward and terrible prop comedy.
** Technically, it was subverted, then played straight. Shawn never lost his ability to crack jokes while crime-solving (in fact, he outright states that if he isn't able to joke, the bad guy wins) and that is why Gus starts behaving ridiculously. The trope is then played deadly straight later in the episode when the bad guy [[spoiler: kidnaps Shawn's mom.]]
** Shawn also plays this trope out during the episode ''Gus Walks into a Bank'', when Gus was in serious danger and Shawn couldn't be there with him.
* Early on in ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' when Malcolm discovers [[GirlInABox River stored in a crate]], his initial response is a dull "Huh". He recovers more or less instantly and begins snarking at Simon, however.
* Certain news stories on ''Series/TheDailyShow'' can get this reaction out of Jon Stewart.
* Whenever Morgan and Garcia of ''Series/CriminalMinds'' aren't bantering and flirting, you know things are bad.
--> '''Reid:''' (On the phone, [[spoiler:sick with anthrax and getting worse.]]) What, no goofy Garcia nickname for me this time?\\
'''Garcia:''' No. I can't be my cheery self when you are where you are.
* ''RiffTrax'': In the "This Is Hormel" short, the narrator describes hot-dog mass-production while hot dogs fly up from a huge bin into our faces. Kevin overloads from the potential.
-->'''Narrator:''' Thousands of pounds of wieners are produced daily.\\
'''Kevin:''' Oh, no... sounds too good... panicking... um... wieners!\\
...\\
'''Narrator:''' The Hormel batch-master...\\
'''Kevin:''' Another great one... think, Kevin, think... err... wieners!
** Eventually Bill starts underlining the material instead of snarking on it.
-->'''Narrator:''' The wieners are next discharged onto a much-wider conveyor belt for even distribution to four high-speed take-away belts.\\
'''Bill:''' "Wieners discharged" is all I heard.\\
'''Narrator:''' The wieners hurry to a slotted, stainless-steel belt, where free-swinging deflectors arrange them into a single layer.\\
'''Bill:''' "Free-swinging wieners discharged" is my take-away.\\
'''Mike:''' Would you stop that?!
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[[folder:Music]]
* Music example: Music/DeadKennedys' 12" single ''In God We Trust Inc.'' The Single includes rants against the religious right, RonaldReagan (''We Got Bigger Problems Now'', sung to the tune of ''California Uber Alles'' from their first album) and against neo-nazis that flocked their gigs after [[MisaimedFandom misunderstanding some of their songs]] (''Nazi Punks Fuck Off'', arguably ''the'' Sarcasm Failure of the band).
* While Music/{{Rammstein}}'s music can be described as IndecisiveParody, they are deadly serious in the self-titled song Rammstein, which is about the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramstein_airshow_disaster Ramstein airshow disaster]].
* Music/TomLehrer's response to Henry Kissinger receiving the 1973 Nobel Peace Prize:
-->''Political satire is obsolete.''
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[[folder:Videogames]]
* Throughout ''Franchise/{{Disgaea}}'', Etna has delivered descriptions of the next chapter that [[NeverTrustATrailer are nothing like what happens]]. The one time she did, nobody believed her. Then for the final chapter, when things have hit the fan, her description is ''perfectly'' accurate. Everyone panics. She is less than amused.
* ''Videogame/LegacyOfKain'' has a particularly amazing example. Throughout the entire, multiple-game-long series, main character [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Kain]] has always spoken faux-Shakespeare dialogue, and he always mocks his opponents; he's the equivalent of the game universe's Dracula, and he's so powerful that in a normal series he'd be a GameBreaker. However, [[spoiler: when he sees the Elder God, a horrific Lovecraftian monster responsible for everything he's suffered in the series]], his only response is a genuinely bewildered, "What in the ''hell''?" It's a sign of how utterly overwhelming the truth is that even [[{{Badass}} Kain]] can't come up with a good taunt.
** And just before that, you get to see one of the few times Kain genuinely ''smiles'', because [[spoiler:Moebius is there, and has no idea that Kain is about to kill him. Again.]] As one FauxtivationalPoster put it, "Kain is smiling. Run for your lives."
* Beckett from ''Videogame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines'' is a vampire who spends most of his encounter with the player being sarcastic. But he suffers this in the endgame, after he (presumably) learns the truth about the Ankharan Sarcophagus. He flees town immediately afterwards.
* Garrett from ''Videogame/{{Thief}}'' is usually a prime DeadpanSnarker and has wry, or at least interested, insights into a lot of things you see during your missions and cutscenes. He usually shuts up during the more frightening areas of the game. The Shalebridge Cradle from the third is especially notable: Garrett speaks exactly two lines during the entire mission, and both of them are more to the effect of OhCrap.
* One of the routes you can take in ''Videogame/DragonAgeII'' is to turn [[PlayerCharacter Hawke]] into a snarker who turns every situation into a joke, [[DudeNotFunny no matter how appropriate that may be.]] One mission in the second act involves someone stealing [[ScaryDogmaticAliens qunari]] gunpowder, except [[spoiler: it's not gunpowder, it's a poison gas that makes non-Qunari go insane and kill each other. The elf responsible tries to make bombs to blow up a street to frame the Qunari, but instead winds up poisoning lots of people, and doesn't entirely see it as a setback. Upon learning this, Silly!Hawke's response is:]]
-->"You were going to kill a lot of people anyway? That's... not funny at all, really."
** There's also the quest in which [[spoiler:Leandra is taken by a serial killer and Hawke has to follow a trail of her blood to find her.]] Every version of Hawke, be they TheParagon or a DeadpanSnarker or a BloodKnight, will sound horrified and panicky.
*** Snarky!Hawke embraces this trope during that quest:
---> '''Snarky!Hawke''': I hate to interrupt this ''[[SarcasmMode lovely]]'' student-teacher reunion, but [[spoiler: '''[[BerserkButton WHERE IS MY MOTHER?]]''' ]]
* ''VideoGame/{{Iji}}'' has the Scrambler, a SillinessSwitch that either turns the game into a BlindIdiotTranslation or makes the lines even crazier ("You promised me a pony... with missiles... I want a missile pony!"). However, near the end of the game, [[RecurringBoss Asha]] tries to [[spoiler:kill your VoiceWithAnInternetConnection, Iji's brother Dan]]. When Iji finally kills Asha, she screams, "That's what you get, you [[PrecisionFStrike bastard]]! That's what you get for trying to [[spoiler:kill him]]!" Even with the Scrambler on, this line is almost untouched.
* ''Videogame/FinalFantasyX'': there are a few moments when the normally [[TheStoic stoic]] DeadpanSnarker Lulu gets this. Most notably when it is revealed that [[spoiler:Sin will come back eternally, no matter what the Teachings say and how much people repent]]. Also, when Tidus pulls the final [[TheReveal reveal]] on the party right before the final boss, if she's got the highest affection score with him, her reaction is an utterly bewildered "What are you talking about?!".
* Equal parts of both in ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'', leaning towards the latter: whenever the horrific, nightmarish [[TheWormThatWalks Guy Made Of Bees]] appears, the game's narration turns far straighter than it usually plays, aside from some LampshadeHanging.
-->''"Dang, man, couldn't you have summoned Beetlejuice? At least he's'' funny."
** In the later areas of the Sea, when discussing [[spoiler:the hideous eldritch powers that have corrupted Mom and Dad Sea Monkey]], the game is completely devoid of jokes.
* An example in ''VideoGame/Sly3HonorAmongThieves'', when Bentley is explaining to Sly how they'll have to cheat in the ACES dogfighting competition since they have only one plane compared to the 15 each on the two opposing teams.
-->'''Sly:''' Normally I'd make some sarcastic remark about how "overcome I am by your confidence in me", but those are some pretty grim odds.
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[[folder:Web Comics]]
* ''Webcomic/LookingForGroup'': Richard can usually be trusted to have a snarky comment or off-beat action in most situations. But after seeing a vision of his past self and asked if it was really him, all he can come up with a simple "Pass".
* In ''Webcomic/GoGetARoomie'', during [[http://www.gogetaroomie.com/index.php?id=345 "The Night in Furs"]] (Lillian's retelling of "The Knight in Rusty Armor"), the knight's irreverence isn't up to mocking [[http://www.gogetaroomie.com/index.php?id=387 The Shadow of Fear and Doubt]].
* In the ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'' book "Broken Wind", Tagon figures out that the situation is dire because Ennesby didn't make a fart joke about the eponymous Broken Wind.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'': Happens twice in one episode. At first, it was Skulker, completely ignoring Danny and not saying a word. Later in the episode, it's ''Danny'', who is searching for his sister. He attacks Skulker and demands answers, no quips involved.
-->'''Skulker:''' That's odd, no witty banter?\\
'''Danny:''' Not in the mood!
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheSpectacularSpiderMan'', when the Green Goblin's glider slams into a building while flying backwards, just before impact the Goblin jumps off the glider, does a backflip in midair, and lands on the glider on the other side of the building.
-->'''Spider-Man:''' Okay, wow. Just... wow.
* When Slade [[BackFromTheDead returns]] in ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' and [[EmpoweredBadassNormal demonstrates his new powers.]]
-->'''Cyborg:''' Whoa!\\
'''Slade:''' Whoa? That's it? No clever comment? I was looking forward to that.
* In ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker'', The Joker spends most of the film quipping, laughing, and generally being his usual MonsterClown self (with a bit of [[SurroundedByIdiots anger on the side]]). The only scene that makes him drop it all is [[spoiler:when Tim Drake shoots him dead]].
-->'''The Joker:''' That's not funny... That's not...
* In ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', near the end of the series, [[spoiler:Sokka and Toph are dangling off an airship. Sokka's space sword and boomerang are gone, and things look really bad for them.]] This may be the only point in the whole series that Toph and Sokka, the two [[DeadpanSnarker snarkiest]] characters in the series, are both acting serious.
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[[folder:Real Life]]
* The satirical invent-silly-stories newspaper ''Website/TheOnion'' has found itself at a loss for words on more than one occasion.
** When Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger was elected governor of California, ''The Onion'' wrote it up in their normal exaggerated satirical manner but with [[http://www.theonion.com/articles/muscleman-put-in-charge-of-worlds-fifthlargest-eco,877/ only true statements]].
** [[http://www.theonion.com/issue/3734/ Their first post-9/11 issue]] reads like this in its entirety. Between [[http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-gen-x-irony-cynicism-may-be-permanently-obs,3299/ calling the time of death]] on the cynical, snarky attitudes of the '90s, [[http://www.theonion.com/articles/hijackers-surprised-to-find-selves-in-hell,1445/ wishing eternal damnation]] on the terrorists, [[http://www.theonion.com/articles/arabamerican-thirdgrader-returns-from-recess-cryin,3297/ sharply criticizing]] the anti-Arab racism that sprung up after the attacks, and pointing out that [[http://www.theonion.com/articles/american-life-turns-into-bad-jerry-bruckheimer-mov,220/ a decade's worth of action movies]] had suddenly become HarsherInHindsight, they struggled to find anything humorous to say... though you can't say [[http://www.theonion.com/articles/president-urges-calm-restraint-among-nations-balla,3298/ they didn't try.]]
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!!Examples of the second kind (funny):

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* Lampshaded in one early ''Comicbook/HackSlash'' story, just after the normally cynical and caustic Cassie is hit on by a bunch of drunk college kids, and can only manage a sputtered refusal.
-->'''Vlad:''' I have never seen you without a oneliner.\\
'''Cassie:''' ''(blushing)'' Yeah, let's never speak of that again.
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[[folder:Fan Works]]
* ''WebAnimation/TurnaboutStorm'': [[Franchise/AceAttorney Phoenix]], resident FirstPersonSmartass, nearly always has a snarky remark about the weirdness around him, especially now that he's stuck in [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Equestria]]; but one of Pinkie's comments short circuits him.
-->'''Pinkie:''' Hmm... What element could you be?... OH! OH! OH! I got it! ''"Phoenix Wright, with his nifty do, represents the spirit of... '''[[AnimeHair HAIR GEL!]]'''''"\\
'''Phoenix:''' ... ''(No comment...)''
* ''WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged'''s Freeza keeps a mental checklist on how many time he's heard [[StockPhrases certain heroic speeches]]. Eventually, he meets [[IdiotHero Goku]];
-->'''Goku:''' Are you that freezer guy?\\
'''Freeza:''' I am ''Lord Freeza'', yes.\\
'''Goku:''' Awesome! Imma deck you in the schnozz!\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Freeza:''' I'm sorry, that's a new one.
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[[folder:Film]]
* ''Film/{{Ghostbusters}}'': The normally deadpan Egon Spengler delivers this classic example just after Gozer incarnates as the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man:
-->'''Peter Venkman:''' Egon, what have you got left?\\
'''Egon:''' Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* In ''Series/{{Friends}}'', Chandler gets one of these when he sees Joey dressed as an elf.
-->'''Chandler:''' So... many... jokes... ''(LaughTrack)'' Must... mock... Joey...
** He also does this when he accidentally spills to Rachel that Ross is in love with her. He sputters [[ItMakesSenseInContext "crystal duck"]] a couple of times and then descends into meaningless babble.
** And in a ThrowItIn example: at one point Chandler mocks Joey's attire by saying "Donald Trump called and he wants his blue blazer black" (instead of "back"). Matthew Perry genuinely messed up the line, but the other actors took advantage of it and went with it, pointing out the mistake and making fun of snarky Chandler. (Monica: "No, no, you messed it up! You're ''stupid.''")
* Every so often on ''Series/CashCab''. Most [[YouKeepUsingThatWord hilariously]] and [[TooMuchInformation unbelievably]]:
-->'''Ben Bailey:''' An alternative to permanent tattoos, what plant dye, popular in India, is used for temporary body art?\\
'''Contestant:''' I know this!\\
'''Ben Bailey:''' You do?\\
'''Contestant:''' {{Hentai}}!\\
'''Ben Bailey:''' ... ''(AsideGlance)''\\
'''Ben Bailey:''' ... The correct answer was ''henna.''
* In one episode of ''Series/DadsArmy'', the platoon are covered in mud after saving Pike from a bog and are marching back into town when they spot Hodges (the local greengrocer/ARP Chief Warden and Captain Mainwaring's rival), Mainwaring mentions that he's probably got some "smart-alek remark" and tells the platoon to march smartly and just ignore him. Hodges is practically quivering with anticipation at being given such a prime opportunity to try and take the wind out of Mainwaring's sails, only for him not to think of anything to say as the platoon marches past un-snarked. The verger (who was with Hodges at the time) remarked that he looked like he was about to have a heart attack.
* A gag-oriented version occurred on ''Series/PennAndTellerBullshit'' during the episode on fast food. When the issue of the "Soda Tax" was raised they cut to a scene of Teller fiddling with a wide array of props. Penn went on to explain that the two of them found the concept of taxing the sales of soft drinks made with government-subsidized ingredients so asinine they couldn't come up with a magic trick to adequately express it.
* Certain news stories on ''Series/TheDailyShow'' can get this reaction out of Jon Stewart. His reaction to Newt Gingrich using a "describe yourself in one word" question to describe himself as "cheerful" (after using an entire debate prophesying doom, gloom and general unpleasantness if he's not elected)? Walk off the stage.
* ''Series/TheRachelMaddowShow'': Rachel Maddow was reduced to this in an attempt to respond to a somewhat poorly worded Republican speech, as seen [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxHoWEdcbcM here.]]
-->'''Rachel Maddow:''' I know that I am paid to talk for a living. I am incapable of doing what I'm paid to do right now.
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[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]
* A ''Comicstrip/{{Dilbert}}'' comic ended with Dogbert telling Dilbert that "I'd mock you, but the challenge is gone."
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[[folder:Stand Up Comedy]]
* Occurs during Creator/JeffDunham's routine with his puppets Peanut & Jose Jalapeño-on-a-Stick. Peanut and Jose begin conversing in Spanish, and Jeff asks them to stop because it leaves him left out. The usually smart-assed Peanut is reduced to a "Huh?!", and when Jeff's explanation is that he can't speak Spanish, Peanut stops his sarcastic comment before it can even begin to just stare at him.
* Creator/LewisBlack had a variation in a bit about the excesses of the rich:
-->"They bought houses, second and third homes, that they decorated and didn't live in -- but that they got a ''tax write-off'' for. And I'd have a joke about that, but it makes me too '''''FUCKING ANGRY!!!'''''"
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[[folder:Theater]]
* At the beginning of [[SeventeenSeventySix 1776]]:
-->[=McNair=]: Better get yourself back down to Congress, [[JohnAdams Mister Adams]]. Gettin' ready to vote, and they say they can't settle such an important question without Massachusetts bein' there.
--> Adams: I can just imagine. Alright, what ''burning'' issue are we voting on this time?
--> [=McNair=]: On whether or not to grant General Washington's request... that all members of the Rhode Island Militia be required to wear matchin' uniforms.
--> Adams: [[StunnedSilence ...]] oh good God.
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[[folder:Videogames]]
* Played with in ''VisualNovel/ApolloJusticeAceAttorney''. ".......Ack! I've run out of snide comments!"
* ''VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou''. After [[spoiler:Beat betrays the Reapers for Neku]] in the first day of the third week, [[ThoseTwoBadGuys Kariya and Uzuki]] warn him that 'he's treading on thin ice'. The character responds triumphantly that it couldn't possibly happen; Shibuya is ''too hot for there to be any ice for him to tread on''. Despite both Neku and Kariya being prime {{Deadpan Snarker}}s, Sarcasm Failure immediately strikes everyone present.
* Also in ''Videogame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines'', Beckett suffers a humorous form if you end up having a discussion on Kindred origins with him as a [[MadOracle Malkavian]]. While the 'normal' player characters have theories he's already well-acquainted with, the Malkavian ones are a bit more... radical.
-->'''Beckett:''' ...Can't say I've heard ''that'' one before...
* Throughout ''Videogame/GodHand'', Gene has a mocking quip for pretty much every scenario... ''except'' the first time he meets the Mad Midget Five. After a stunned second, the best he can do is to choke out, ''"Douchebags!"''
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[[folder:Web Animation]]
* ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'': Strong Bad suffers from second degree Sarcasm Failure several times; the most common causes would be the title character and Coach Z.
* Anyone interacting with [[TheDitz Goku]] in ''WebVideo/DragonballAbridged'' soon learns to tune down on the sarcasm, [[SarcasmBlind because he never gets it anyway]]. It goes especially hard on Frieza, who suffers a VillainousBreakdown from having to deal with his idiocy.
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[[folder:Web Comics]]
* ''WebComic/EightBitTheater''
** This happens to Black Mage a ''lot'' when he spends too long around Fighter or Red Mage.
** And notably, Fighter's mention of becoming the "[[ShoutOut Drown]][[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX ball]]" Champion reduced the ''omniscient'' wizard Sarda to muttering under his breath at the sheer absurdity of it.
* Likewise, several members from ''Webcomic/TheLastDaysOfFOXHOUND'', most notably Psycho Mantis.
* Abel, the DeadpanSnarker of ''Webcomic/DanAndMabsFurryAdventures'', is struck senseless by the idea that "''clothes make the manlove.''"
** "...Ow. Just... ow" is still his only response upon recovery.
** Not uncommon responses in RealLife... at least, among the empathetic crowd.
* ''Webcomic/{{Erfworld}}'': In [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2010-07-08.jpg this]] strip, they ''are'' in a deadly serious situation...but what finally makes [[TheJester Jack]] [[BeatPanel stop joking]] is Parson's absurd suggestion that they might actually ''win''.
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'': This happens to the Critic a bit, at which point the RunningGag of him [[LampshadeHanging literally aborting the joke]] occurs. Thinking about this (perhaps a little too much) leads to wondering how often these are unintentional and put in during editing, vs. how many of these are pre-scripted. Fantastically done in the ''Film/BioDome'' review.
-->'''Joey Lauren Adams''': ''(affectionately)'' There is something about a man who can lick his own back...\\
'''Nostalgia Critic''': ''(beat, stunned)'' What am I supposed to say to that?
* [[MemeticMutation What is this I don't even]]
* The entirety of [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony's]] review of Bloodwings: Pumpkinhead's Revenge ''IS'' this trope. A marked difference from his usual review style which is heaped to the brim with snark.
** ''Film/HighlanderTheSource'' has the same, with him early on commenting that all he has to do is show the clip and his reaction shot, because the stupidity speaks for itself.
* WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} and [[NauseaFuel The Ultimate Challenge]]:
-->"I am sure that someone wants me to come up with something witty to say to [[http://www.viddler.com/explore/retsu/videos/108/ this guy]], but ''he is just faaaaat.''"
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick got her best moments of this in her ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeastTheEnchantedChristmas'' review. The {{Plot Hole}}s are so great that she can only reply sometimes by breaking down crying.
** "What...ever, just end!"
* [[WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou Nash's]] only response to the appearance of the [[LargeHam TROUSERS COSMIC]] is "...alien pants."
* Mark, of ''Blog/MarkReadsTwilight'' and ''Blog/MarkReadsHarryPotter'' fame is often completely lost for words when he reads something particularly painful or an amazing plot twist is revealed. At said points, he will usually resort to either gifs or keyboard smashing.
* ''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]'''s review of ''Mega Piranha'' eventually turned out a scene where the only response was "[[{{Beat}} ...]] I got nothing."
* During particularly horrifying, [[MindScrew baffling]] or [[LogicalFallacies flat-out stupid]] moments of [[MSTing Fan Fiction Friday]], [[Blog/ToplessRobot Rob]] may only manage a horrified response or a FlatWhat rather than the usual [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk face melting]], [[Film/{{Scanners}} head explosion]], [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Picard]] FacePalm or [[Disney/{{Tangled}} angry Maximus]].
* After [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] reads in ''Comicbook/{{X-Men}}'' #424 that Nightcrawler is a priest with lustful desires, he states that he isn't going to touch that one.
* Most of Rowdy C's ''WebVideo/TVTrash'' review of ''WesternAnimation/{{Brickleberry}}'' includes this.
-->'''Rowdy''': (''catatonic'') Yeah, get used to this, people. I get a feeling that a lot of these "jokes" are beyond commenting on and I'll just have to respond with facial expressions.
* During ''WebVideo/JonTron'''s review of ''The Zoo Race'', Jontron is already having a bit of trouble finding the words to snark at the game's sheer weirdness, but it's one of the characters slowly looming over his desk while a ''drainage pipe'' sound effect plays that truly drives him to this.
-->'''Jontron:''' For the first time in my life I'm... I-I'm fucking speechless. ''I got nothing''.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheAntAndTheAardvark'' cartoon "Technology Phooey," the Aardvark's quicksand trap backfires on him, prompting him to quip "I'd say something right now, but it would only be censored!"
* The ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'' episode "Almost Got 'Im" involves several members of Batman's RoguesGallery telling each other stories of their most brilliant attempts to kill Batman that ''almost'' succeeded. SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker, who is saving his story for last, spends most of the episode quipping at and mocking the other villains' attempts. However, [[DumbMuscle Killer Croc's]] 'brilliant plan' is so dumb Joker can only stare dumbfounded at him, with this sort of "what-the-hell-is-this-guy-even-''doing''-here" expression frozen on his face. For those of you who are curious, Killer Croc's "brilliant attempt" at trying to kill Batman was throwing a rock at him.
-->'''Croc:''' It was a big rock...
* From ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'' episode where Timmy uses a TimeMachine [[MundaneUtility to score progressively better on a test.]]
-->'''Mister Crocker:''' Good news, Turner. You've taken 'F' to a new level. I'm going to give you a [[EpicFail Super 'F'!]]\\
'''Mister Crocker:''' You get a 'D'! As in ''D''on't get your hopes up for a high-paying career!\\
'''Mister Crocker:''' You get a 'B'! As in but you're not supposed to ''[[IncrediblyLamePun B]]'' this smart.\\
'''Mister Crocker:''' You get an 'A-'! As in... uh... I give so few, I have no prepared sarcasm.
* Sarcasm Failure is a chronic condition with ISIS field agents in ''{{WesternAnimation/Archer}}'', to parody the spy genre convention of timely quips.
-->'''Lana:''' Once again, words fail me. This is happening a lot. I think I might have aphasia.
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