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alt title(s): Cast Of Characters Watching anything with a well seasoned cast will have echoes of the actors' previous roles, making the current viewing seem bizarre and humorous. It's Actor Allusion and Hey, It's That Guy!/ Hey, It's That Voice! taken to their logical extreme.
Just for fun, twist the cast of a film or series into the screwiest collection of characters.
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Anime (English dubs)
- Akira: Tai and the Black Ranger are two cyber punks in Neo Tokyo. After Yukio Oikawa atfnd his crew inject him with something , Tai discovers he has powers even awesomer than digivolving and uses them to kill Joe
- Bleach: Lelouch receives Soul Reaper powers from Yuki Nagato in order to protect his family, but she eventually gets arrested. With the help of Hinata, who secretly has a crush on him; Largo, his best friend who fights for his sake; and his rival and friend Shino; he sets out to rescue her and eventually fight against the evil Karasu.
- Castle In The Sky: Rogue and Dawson try to prevent Pete and the Joker from getting to a floating city that's basically Minas Tirinth built over the Death Star.
- Code Geass: The Black Ranger tries to end the occupation of Japan and build a better world for the sake of Mihoshi after gaining powers from Sakura. This is complicated by the appearance of his old friend Ben Tennyson on the other side.
- Fate Stay Night: Viral, who's best friends with Gin Ichimaru (supposedly), Dr Neo Cortex and Skuld, accidentally summons Nanako Kuroi (after being attacked by Lupin The Third), and then allies with Fuuka and Dist to participate in a Battle Royale for the Holy Grail, facing off against Izanami, Makihisa Tohno, Mikuru, Frederic Chopin, Jin, Temari and finally Diethard Reid and a Prinny.
- Gao Gai Gar: Amelia Wil Tesla Di Seiryunn helps Yami and Dean Venture protect the world from biomechanical aliens.
- Godannar: Gai Daigoji and Menchi get married and use mecha to fight monsters. They live together with his brother Touga. However, things get complicated when his old girlfriend, Hyatt apparently comes back from the dead.
- Gundam Seed: Ed and Double-D each get a giant robot and find themselves on opposing sides of a space war.
- Howls Moving Castle: Batman is a wizard, and Mike Wazowski is his "assistant".
- Kikis Delivery Service: Mary Jane and her cat Troy McClure move to a seaside town to practice magic.
- The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya: Rozalin forces Itachi to join her new club. Rukia, Eureka, and Lelouch also join.
- Lucky Star: Faye Valentine, Pacifica Casull, Aoi Sakuraba and Kallen Kouzuki indulge in nerdy pursuits.
- My Neighbor Totoro: Coraline and her
clone little sister have strange and wonderful adventures when they move to the country with their dad, Superman.
- In the case of the Fox dub, it's Angelica and Kiki having strange and wonderful adventures when they move to the country with their Rapping Dog father.
- Nausicaa Of The Valley Of The Wind: A doomed bank clerk and her uncle Jean-Luc Picard (along with Admiral Adama) defend their peaceable kingdom from Beatrix Kiddo and Jack Skellington with help from Sam Witwicky and his town's mayor, Luke Skywalker.
- One Piece: Riza Hawkeye gets powers from eating the Devil Fruit, and sets out with companions like Kazuma Kuwabara, Wrath, Krillin and Sakyo in order to find the world's greatest treasure, One Piece.
- ''Ouran High School Host Club: As punishment for breaking an expensive vase, Winry Rockbell is forced to join Edward Elric's "Pretty Boys" Club to earn her keep.
- Ponyo On A Cliff By The Sea: Aslan, who thinks all Humans Are Bastards, (his wife Galadriel, the Anthropomorphic Personification of the ocean has a much more easygoing attitude) is horrified when his goldfish/mermaid daughter Noah Cyrus meets cute with The Jonas' youngest brother. Meanwhile, lil' Jonas' mom Liz Lemon works at an old folks' home where she cares for Rose Nylund and Frau Blucher! (*CRASH!* *NEIGH!*) and is upset when her husband Jason Bourne can't come home on time when a very Cozy Catastrophe engulfs their seaside home.
- Princess Mononoke: John Connor's girlfriend, her she-wolf mom Dana Scully, and Dr. Manhattan try to protect a forest from Tarzan's Jane and the guy from Sling Blade, with help from Mrs. Will Smith.
- Sgt Frog: Allen Walker plots to take over the earth (and fails epically), joined by Georgie, Yamcha, Hiei, and Eneru along the way.
- Slayers: Deedlit and Brock fight demons and hunt for treasure. Delia Ketchum, Touga Kiryuu and Sanji occasionally provide support.
- Spirited Away: Samara saves her parents (including her father, Vic Mackey) with help from Max Goof, Megera, and Timmy Turner.
- Steamboy: Rogue (I think) is the hero of this Steam Punk fantasy.
- Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann: Sasuke and his best friend teen Gohan both pilot a giant robot and, with the help of Rukia, battle an army led by Chad, and his minons, Xemnas, Shizune, Kadaj, Psycho Mantis, and Shirou. He also falls in love with Starfire along the way.
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Anime (Japanese)
- Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-chan: Mio Sakamoto repeatedly turns Cassandra Alexandra into a bloody mess and then ressurects him for laughs. Taiga Aisaka wants to end Cassandra's suffering but she continually fails at that.
- Code Geass: Watanuki teams up with mysterious waif Meiling to form a guerrilla army so they can make the world a better place for Eureka. Along the way they team up with Tenma. However, Chiyo's Dad has other plans.
- Fairy Tail: Haruhi joins with Simon and the Palmtop Tiger to save the Wizarding World alongside Ryuji's mom and Iceman Hotty.
- Lucky Star: Kaoru Akashi, Hyper Blossom, Koromo and Sheryl Nome indulge in nerdy pursuits.
- Mai-HiME: May Wong, Nina Einstein and Suzuka Tsukimura are among a dozen girls sent to school to fight shadowy demons...a school run by three-hundred-and-eleven-year-old Tessa Testarossa. Kaworu Nagisa sticks around to
instigate watch the chaos unfold.
- My Neighbor Totoro: Akane Tendo and Nuriko have strange and wonderful adventures when they move to the country with their dad, the mastermind who brought you Giygas. Said mastermind's wife is Kanata Izumi.
- Naruto: Gomamon dreams to become the the stronget ninja in his village, so he teams up with Kiyoko Madoka and Shirou, who wants to kill his brother, Auron. They are also taught by Angeal.
- Nogizaka Haruka No Himitsu: Arcueid's brother and Kaolla Su's friend is a real estate agent who has to protect a secret of crossdressing Johan Liebert, who once won a piano contest against Negi Springfield. Nena Trinity is also involved. This won't end well...
- Neon Genesis Evangelion: Three unstable teens—shy Yukito Tsukishiro, brash Casca, and seemingly emotionless Lina Inverse—are forced by ruthless leader Don Krieg to battle "Angels" while under the command of Sailor Moon.
- Paprika: (this is probably completely wrong) Kusanagi and Bato try to figure who stole their dream-seeing device ( it's Chief Aramaki and his lackey Togusa!), with the help of Kusanagi's alter-ego, a perky red-headed Rei Ayanami.
- Saki: Hayate, Boota, Lelouch, Kallen, Shana & Rin get together and play Mahjong.
- Shugo Chara: A young girl must battle The Heartless by using the powers of Yuno, Ahiru and Yui Hirasawa. She also has a crush on Graham Aker, but her rival Fate Testarossa won't let her have a word about that.
- Soul Eater: Jun and her human/weapon partner, Roxas, battle against villians like the evil witch Kagura, and her insane daughter/son, Mari Illustrious, with the aid of their friends, the cat witch Kagami, Ling, and Sarah. Also, Mu La Flaga is a jerkass Infinity Plus One Sword.
- Suzumiya Haruhi No Yuutsu: Chiko forces Raidou Kuzunoha to join her club. Chiaki, Kaede and Sebastian Michaellis also join.
- Toradora: The romantic journeys of the tough-looking but actually gentle Black Knight and the
pint-sized, initially angry Sabato. Multi and Yatterman-1 also compete for the Black Knight's feelings.
- Yu Yu Hakusho: Johan Liebert, Kefka Pallazo, Shinji Ikari and Guy Shishioh are hired (conscripted) by Monkey D. Luffy to bust some yokai ass.
- Zettai Karen Children: Haruhi, Arashi, and Lala are a super powered fighting team led by Iceman Hotty, trying to stop an evil organization led by Urataros.
Film (Animated)
- 9: Little Big Planet-esque After The End story where Frodo Baggins, Charles Muntz, Sarah, Grendel, Amos and Damon Baird face off against the remnants of the Robot Rebellion that destroyed humanity.
- Aladdin: DJ's boyfriend is a street rat who bumps into one of the students from Zapped Again while out looking for food. He falls in love with her, but ends up being used by Tito Swing and his sidekick Gilbert Gottfried to get a magical lamp which contains Patch Adams.
- Anastasia: Lloyd Dobler and Sideshow Bob run a con to find Jessica Fletcher's long-lost grandchild, who happens to be that girl from Sleepless In Seattle (though she was Mary-Jane Watson as a child). They are pursued by Doc Brown and his sidekick, Apu.
- The sequel: Sideshow Bob (now a bear) gives Apu advice on his journey of... something, Or So I Heard.
- Astro Boy: (Narrated by Eileen Wournos) After his son dies in an accident, the Ghost Rider creates the title android child, played by Charlie Bucket. Unfortunately the robot can't replace a human, now matter how well built and Charlie is rejected. He eventually finds himself in the care of Davy Jones and makes friends with Veronica Mars. Also starring Mace Windu, Gen. Monger's real life dad, an insane rockstar, and Timon.
- Bolt A disco Scientologist actor discovers his life is a lie and eventually saves Hannah Montana and gets her out of show business.
- A Bugs Life: In order to save princesses Elaine and Beth Cooper and the rest of his colony from Keyser Soze, Dave Nelson searches for warriors to help fight back. He instead finds a group of out-of- job performers the likes of which include Bloat, Sally Carrera, and Dr. Smith. He only realizes later that they're all clowns.
- Cars: An arrogant Roy O'Bannon gets lost on the way to do battle with an even more arrogant Batman and meets up with a hippy-dippy guy who knows his way around telephone booths, an annoying cable repair guy, and a mysterious gang leader living as a doctor. Several Real Life race car drivers also have cameos.
- Casper: That woman from Raging Bull and a Monty Python guy get the President of the United States and Wednesday Addams to investigate a haunted house. Robert Barone is among the ghosts.
- Cats Dont Dance: Captain Archer finds fame and fortune in Hollywood with a little help from Gimli, Grandpa, Peggy Hill, and Barney Fife. Standing in their way is the cute-but-wicked diva Brittany (only when she sings).
- Chicken Run: Saffron and Bubble turn to Det. Riggs for help in escaping the farm run by the sadistic Queen Van Tassel.
- A Christmas Carol: After being visited by his deceased partner Jean-Baptiste Sirius Gordon Dracula, Ace Ventura has to deal with the three ghosts of Christmas: Bruce, Truman, and The Mask.
- Coraline: Cassie Holmes feels neglected by her parents, Jane Doe and Dr. Gerard after they move to their new home in
Forks, WA somewhere in Oregon. The Fairy Godmother and Mrs. Beaver, who are sister-roommates, and Tai Lung, who is trying to create a mouse circus are their eccentric housemates. One day Cassie finds a door that transports her to another world, where Susan Mayer makes her think everything is perfect, but Bebe's clone informs her that the eerily perfect Susan is just trying to eat her.
- The Fantastic Mr Fox: Danny Ocean, Lightening McQueen, and Peter Venkman team up to save their home from evil developers.
- Finding Nemo: Hank Scorpio teams up with Ellen to find his son Shane Botwin, who has met up with The Green Goblin and Robert Barone. The father runs into The Mouth of Sauron, a vengeful Romulan, and Dame Edna and gets help from Captain Barbossa.
- Happy Feet: Satine and Wolverine are distressed that their son Frodo can't sing dispite the help of his teacher Prof. Sprout and the encouragement of his Love Interest Luanne Platter. Spurned by clan leader Agent Elrond and separated from his family after an attack by Agent Malone and his gang, Frodo meets up with a troup of Orkans and their spiritual leader, a Genie, who claims to have met "aliens". After a brief encounter with the Crocodile Hunter, Frodo is caught by the "aliens" and taken to an aquarium, where he's housed with (basically) HAL. Frodo's tapdancing wins over the aliens, who follow him back to his family. Oh, and everyone except for Agent Malone, The Crocodile Hunter, and the "aliens" are penguins.
- Hercules: Jimmy Cooper wants to please his father, Patches O'Houlihan, by becoming a legendary hero. In order to do that, he has to receive training from Louie De Palma and win the heart of Lin. Standing in his way is a greedy otter, who is the Lord of the Dead.
- Horton Hears A Who!: Bruce and Evan have to work together to save Evan's tiny world, which is finally saved by Evan's son Roxas. Master Mantis is Bruce's best friend, and uh, the real life Mrs. Borat is slightly Mad Scientist.
- The Hunchback Of Notre Dame: Larry Kroger is the deformed bellringer in the famous cathedral Notre Dame de Paris. His legal guardian is Megabyte, who was ordered by Cogsworth to care for Larry after he killed Larry's mother. Larry then meets GI Jane, with whom he immediately falls in love, though GI Jane is in love with Tulio. At the end, they band together, along with Uncle Ernie and Larry's imaginary (?) friend George Costanza, to stop the evil asylum manager from committing genocide.
- Ice Age: Ray Barone is forced to team up with Tolouse Laurtrec and Tommy Gavin in order to return a
little girl princess baby boy to his tribe and stop Dr. Luka Kovac from getting the baby first.** The Big Thaw: The guys are joined by Matron Momma Morton.
- The Incredibles: Hayden Fox and Grace save the world from Earl with help from Mace Windu.
- Kung Fu Panda: One half of Tenacious D (unbeknownst to his father Chi Fu) becomes The Chosen One and is mentored by Bernie Focker, to the annoyance of Bernie's students Lara Croft, O-Ren Ishii, Bob the blob, and
John Wayne Chon Wang in order to fight Al Swearengen.
- Lilo And Stitch: Mad Scientist Charles Winchester creates an alien weapon of mass destruction, who falls to Earth, landing in Hawaii and getting adopted by Samara Morgan. Samara's sister Cassandra has to deal with the creature's mischief while also trying to keep a particularly zealous Social Services worker, Marcellus Wallace, from taking Samara away. Meanwhile, Cogsworth and his partner, the Almighty Tallest Purple, are trying to find the alien before Martin Luther King, Jr. finds him first.
- The Lion King: Randy Taylor adores his father, Darth Vader (who is assisted by Mr Bean), who is killed by his scheming brother Simon Gruber with help from Guinen, Cheech, and Ed. He goes into exile and makes friends with the singing version of Max Bialystock and a burger shop owner. Randy, now Ferris Bueller, returns to his home to avenge his father and defeat his uncle.
- The Little Mermaid: Patsy Smiles wants to become a human so that Spider-Man will fall in love with her. Her father, Franz Liebkind, hates humans, so Patsy decides to enlist the help of Shirley's mother, an evil sea-witch.
- Monster House: A group of kids in The Eighties can't convince the adults around them - including their punk babysitter Ms. Darko and rookie cop Mariah Carry's husband - that Mr. Pink's house is alive and very, very hungry. The only person they do convince is videogame savant Napoleon Dynamite.
- Monsters Inc: Calcifer and Pacha are the best at their jobs; their dangerous rivals are Mr. Pink and Yoda.
- Monsters Vs Aliens: Jack Bauer decides the best people to save the world from that dude from The Office are Elle Woods, Dr. House, Franz Van Waldenberg, and Master Mantis.
- And Stephen Colbert has been elected president.
- And the alien ship's computer is Fairchild Van Waldenberg.
- Mulan: China, which is ruled by Mr. Miyagi, is attacked by The Martian Manhunter. Jing-Mei Chen's elderly-ish father is drafted to defend his country, but Jing-Mei decides to take his place. Her ancestor, Helmsman Sulu, sends Donkey to look after her. While in the army, Jing-Mei falls in love with Dr. George Huang and befriends the original Mrs. Turnblad and Long Duk Dong. Also, her grandmother is Eliza Doolittle, but only when she sings.
- Over The Hedge: John Mclane is a wiseass who tricks his "neighbors" into paying off his debt to a loanshark bear; said neighbors include Evan/Noah and Old Christine's Black Best Friend.
- Pocahontas: Benjamin Martin, Batman, and Cogsworth colonize Virginia for England, but Benjamin falls in love with Cosette (but only when she's singing), much to the chagrin of her tribe and his men.
- The Prince Of Egypt: Batman and Voldemort are brothers (their father is Capt. Picard). Batman has a rude awakening when he discovers his real siblings, The Fly and the chick from Speed (who is also Nala, though only when she sings). Shaken by this discovery, and the fact that he's actually from an enslaved group of people who were slaughtered by his own father, he leaves his family and wanders into the desert, where he meets Catwoman's clan, headed by her father, Roger Murtaugh, who is also Coalhouse Walker (but only when he sings). He settles into a peaceful life, but then is given a direction from God (himself) to return to his old palace and free his people. Voldemort, now ruler, ignores Batman. The advise of his, well, advisors Garth and The Jerk, causes his people a whole lot of hurt.
- The Princess And The Frog: Grace Makutsi leaves her parents, a pimp and The Oprah to open a resturant in New Orleans where she makes friends with Pascha Sullivan's daughter
Shia Charlotte LaBouf. Meanwhile, a visiting prince runs afoul of Imam Goliath.
- Ratatouille: A D&D player from Reno tries his hand at cooking (with imaginary encouragement from Robert Barone) despite pressure from his dad, Willy Lowman; antagonistic head chef Bilbo Baggins; and very hard-to-impress food critic Lawrence Of Arabia.
- The Road To El Dorado: Pheobus and Gilderoy Lockhart are Those Two Guys out to find fame and fortune. When they find it, they're treated very well by Chief Adama, but the evil sorceror La Grenouille wants to manipulate them. Jigsaw is another native.
- Robots: In a world populated by robots, young Obi-Wan Kenobi is a young inventor hoping to make it a better place. The kindly inventor Yogurt is his greatest inspiration, so he leaves his parents Peg and Nigel to make his dreams come true. But when he gets to the big city, he finds that Yogurt has disappeared and Captain Amazing has taken over. Obi-Wan's invention is passed on by Amazing, but his secretary Storm takes a liking to him and his invention. Along the way to find Yogurt, Obi-Wan makes friends with some older, "outmoded" robots like The Genie, his "sister" Penny Pingleton, the host of the American "Whose Line is it Anyway?", and Stifler's Mom.
- The Simpsons Movie: In addition to the usual voices, Marlin is a deranged beureaucrat and Woody lends his celebrity cred to the government.
- Sindbad : Legend of the Seven Seas (or whatever it's called): While trying to save his former best friend Voldemort's kingdom from Chaos Goddess Catwoman, Tyler Durden starts to fall for his friend's fiancee, Velma Kelly. Tyler's first mate is President Palmer.
- Surf's Up!: Everythings Better With Penguins - even surfing! Stanley "Caveman" Yelnats is a cocky surfer who meets literally cocky surfer Napoleon Dynamite and hooks up with Trillian during a career-making surfing contest sponsored by Hades. Stanley later discovers that not only is legendary surfer The Dude still alive, but is actually Trillian's uncle.
- Tarzan: The Corrupt Corporate Executive from The Sixth Day is the hero; his adopted mother is Cruella DeVil, his "cousin" is Betty Rubble and his friend is Newman. His life changes when he meets Capt. Amelia] and her father, whose brother is a famous naturalist.
- Toy Story: Tim Taylor and Forrest Gump compete for the affections of both there their friends (Cookie and the guy who's in every Pixar movie) and their "master".
- Treasure Planet: Tommy Solomon is a rebellious teen whose close friend is Abe Sapien. After gaining a treasure map, they hook up with Captain Jane and find the title treasure planet, whose only "living" inhabitant is an Egyptian phaoroh's advisors.
- Up: Cosgrove has a Broken Pedestal moment with Capt. Von Trapp
- WALL-E: R2D2 follows his beloved to a space ark voiced by Ellen Ripley, whose inhabitants include Peggy Hill and Cliff Clavin. The Big Bad is an Apple computer.
- Were Back A Dinosaurs Story: Sully is a friendly T-Rex who befriends Lisa Simpson after becoming sapient thanks to a revered anchorman.
Film (A to M)
- 27 Dresses: Wedding-obsessed Dr. Izzie Stevens is in love with her boss, who falls for her airheaded, lying younger sister, Silk Spectre II. Izzie has been a bridesmaid 27 times, so cynical up-and-coming reporter Cyclops does an article on her and falls in love with her in the process.
- 28 Days Later: Dr. Jonathan Crane/The Scarecrow, Tia Dalma, and Mad-Eye Moody struggle to survive the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse as they try to reach the Ninth Doctor, who has gone mad with power.
- 300: Faramir tells the stirring tale of King Erik and company's brave stand against the the god-like Paulo.
- 3:10 To Yuma (2007 remake): Patrick Bateman has to escort Affably Evil near-Complete Monster gunslinger Maximus to the title train in order to claim his bounty.
- (500) Days of Summer: Tommy tries to woo the quirky, relationship-averse Trillian; Dr. Reed is Tommy's (socially awkward?) friend.
- Mean.com movie parody: Tommy and Trillian are Sid and Nancy... sort of.
- 61*: Bio Pic about the momentous home run battle between The Punisher and Jonny Goodboy Tyler, directed by Mike Wazowski.
- The A Team: Wikus, Phil, a boxer and Qui-gon Jinn are members of an elite four-man band.
- The Adjustment Bureu: Jason Bourne is a politician who meets a mysterious fashion magazine worker.
- The Adventures Of Priscilla Queen Of The Desert: Agent Smith, a sweet-natured Drag Queen, persuades Performance Artist Charlie Burns and lovelorn transsexual General Zod to take a road-trip through the Australian desert on a hot pink tour bus.
- A.I. Artificial Intelligence: Cole Seer is a Ridiculously Human Robot boy who befriends Dr. Watson while trying to get back to his mommy. In the meantime, he has encounters with a Literal Genie and his creator, Dr. Robinson.
- Airheads: After being turned down by record agent John Bender, an aspiring rock band, consisting of Rick O'Connell, Mr. Pink and Happy Gilmore hold a radio station hostage, which includes DJ Fat Tony and station manager David St. Hubbins. Station employee Kramer calls the police, and soon, police chief Winston Zeddemore and Tommy Callahan arrive to try to resolve the situation.
- Air Force One: Indiana Jones fights to save his daughter, Sara Crewe, from Dracula.
- Alice In Wonderland (1999 TV movie): Here we go... Enola is Alice, who finds herself in a bizarre world inhabited by people who look awfully familiar to her, which include Rita Skeeter as the Queen of Hearts, Ned Nederlander as the Mad Hatter, Guinan as the Cheshire Cat, Willy Wonka as the Mock Turtle, Norm and Hagrid as Tweedledee and Tweedledum, Doc Brown as the White Knight, Mahatma Gandhi as the Caterpillar, and the animated Prince John and Kobayashi as the Walrus and the Carpenter.
- Alien: Miss Axiom Computer's ship is hunted by a strange Chaotic Evil lifeform whose mysterious abilities are coveted by Chef Skinner's employers.
- Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland: Alice (who previously hid out in the woods with Jewish guerrilla fighters) follows the White Lycan and is transported back to Wonderland where she reunites with the Mad Captain Sparrow, the Red Queen of Pies (and her Knave Grendel), the Rubber Forehead Alien Caterpillar, and the Cheshire Psychologist and meets the White Queen of Genovia (she may look like the Queen of Light from Mirror Mask but she's just as Axe Crazy as everyone else), a rat of a bloodhound, and evil Sith Count Jabberwocky.
- American Beauty: Keyser Soze is married to the President's girlfriend and they have a daughter, Enid Coleslaw. Enid's best friend is a Mormon. Their neighbors are a CIA ringmaster and gay couple Dr Sam Beckett and That guy who is in nearly everything.
- American Gangster: Malcolm X rises to the top of the New York gang world while Maximus struggles to catch him with the help of Buffalo Bill and the RZA. George W Bush is the leader of a gang of corrupt detectives, Tre Styles is a rival dealer, and Silk Spectre I is Maximus' soon-to-be ex-wife (Ziva is NOT the Gangster's wife).
- Antichrist: The Green Goblin and Fantine have a few issues following the untimely death of their child. He messes with her mind, She responds with various garden tools.
- Appaloosa: Aragorn and a mysterious MIB are Heterosexual Life Partners trying to bring down evil rancher Scar when Roxy Hart comes into their lives.
- Apollo 13: Based On A True Story, American astronauts Forrest Gump, Pvt. Hudson and Ren McCormack (who was the eleventh-hour replacement for Lt. Dan Taylor) find themselves in trouble on their way to the moon, and must get home as quickly as possible, under the supervision of Flight Director General Francis X. Hummel.
- The Assassination of Jessie James by the Coward Robert Ford: One of Rusty Ryan's nakama (the slighter of the "Mormon Twins") kills him after he fears that Ryan might kill him and his brother, the villain from Charlies Angels. The ex-nakama finds measure of solace with Trillian.
- The Astronaut's Wife: Serial killer Eileen Wournos fears for her life after her husband, Edward Scissor Hands, returns to earth oddly changed.
- Australia: Wolverine and Satine fall in love amidst WW 2.
- James Cameron's Avatar: Marcus the Terminator is given a new body thanks to Ellen Ripley and falls for Lt. Uhura on an alien planet; his partner in infiltration is Ana Lucia.
- M Night Shyamalan's Avatar The Last Airbender: Jamal is Zuko; two blonds are Sokka and Katara - at least Aang is still bald and kinda Asian-looking.
- The Avengers: The Blood-Splattered Bride and The Dark Lord Voldemort are ordered by their boss Horace Slughorn to team up and fight James Bond, who can control the weather, and his henchman Nigel the Koala.
- The Aviator: Jack Dawson is a real life Gadgeteer Genius with mental problems; "Mr. Cellophane" one of his assistants; the guy from Thirty Rock is a business rival; a Mash doctor is a lawyer, and Jack's many loves include Seline, Galadriel, and Gwen Stephani.
- Awakenings: Dr. Mork and Nurse Marge Simpson discover a miraculous cure for a type of catatonia, which allows Greg Focker's father-in-law to move for the first time in 30 years.
- Away We Go: an office drone and his wife, a prostitute of average intelligence, are looking for a special place to give birth after they lose their apartment and her parents go on vacation and rent their house to strangers. They get lessons on how not to raise kids from said parents, The Dude and Mrs. Macallister, and his old friend Rachel Dawes, among others.
- Babe: Chuckie is the Well Done Son Guy (sorta) of Agent Elrond and the Warden from The Green Mile.
- Babel: Tyler Durden and his wife Galadriel get shot at while on vacation in the Middle East while the audience learns that everything is connected.
- Back To The Future: Reverend Jim invents a time machine, which Alex P. Keaton uses to go back in time, where he must ensure that his parents, Willard and Caroline In The City get together. In the sequel, Alex shows off his video game skills to a young Frodo Baggins.
- Bandits: Notorious bank robbing duo Jigo and John Maclane find themselves saddled with willing hostage Galadriel.
- Batman And Robin: Danny Ocean teams up with Finn Dandridge to fight against [1] and The Bride, while trying to find a cure for a disease Ambrose D'Arcy contracted, whilst also dealing with his niece, Cher Horovitz.
- Batman Begins: An American Psycho teams up with God and Sirius Black to fight Qui-Gon Jinn and a zombie holocaust survivor, saving Joey in the process.
- Beowulf: Sweeney Todd (the BBC TV movie one) is tasked by Hannibal Lector to kill Marty McFly's Dad v.1.0. Todd does so, but is seduced by McFly's mother, Lara Croft.
- The Best Of Times: Mork convinces Snake Plissken to help him play the big high school football game again.
- Big Fish: Prince Ashitaka tries to connect with his estranged, dying father Willy Lowman (played in flashbacks by Obi Wan Kenobi; flashback!mom is Nausicaa, present!mom is "Big" Edie Beale-Bouvier), and recalls his dad's strange tales of a were-Penguin and a mysterious, witchy pie maker.
- Big Nothing: Scotty and Ross Geller are two telemarketers who get involved in a massive Thirty Xanatos Pileup.
- The Birdcage: The Genie and Timon are gay partners who must pose straight in order to impress their son's fiancee, Ally McBeal's, ultra-conservative Senator father, Lex Luthor. Moe Syzlak also stars as their manservant.
- Blade Trinity: Willy Mays Hays is a vampire-human hybrid and his mission is to destroy all of the world's vampires; normally, he works alone, but Deadpool and Mary Camden join forces with him. Lincoln Burroughs is the world's biggest, baddest vampire, and two people from those Christopher Guest mockumentaries try to help him take over the world...or something (it's not very clear).
- Blade Runner: Han Solo and his mysterious "ally" Bill Adama hunt rogue robots Twenty Minutes Into The Future.
- Blades Of Glory: Ron Burgundy and Napoleon Dynamite are ice skaters who are thrown out of their league after a fight. Desperate to skate, they discover a loophole that could allow them to compete — as partners. They recruit disgraced coach Mr. Incredible to help them. Meanwhile, their biggest rivals are --- and her beloved brother (don't worry they're married IRL), who treat their sister Pam as their maid/assistant/secretary/pack animal.
- Bobby (oh where to begin...) A red-haired mean girl gets married to Frodo, Mr. Tibbs works for Hannibal Lector, who runs the Ambassador Hotel, where Charlie's Fallen Angel sings in the lounge (she's managed by the coach of The Mighty Ducks (who also directed the movie) and is assisted by the rich kid from Rushmore). Sam Witwicky is a buzzed-out young Democrat while Charlie Epps and a guy who went Into the Wild are drug-dealing hippies. Meanwhile, Morpheus is given Dodgers tickets by an ambitious young undertaker, who helps comfort a dying Bobby Kennedy. this might be mixed up as I didn't see the whole thing; also, Frodo, Sam, the red-headed fairy from Fern Gully and the wife from Mad About You all get injured during the assassination
- The Borrowers: Professor Slughorn and Draco Malfoy are living together, but Mr. Weasley and Dan Conner plan to knock down their house. Dr. House keeps getting in the way.
- Bound: The bride of Chucky and Cristal Connors foil Cypher's plot to steal from his mob bosses, one of whose goons is Elliot Stabler.
- Bowfinger: Navin R. Johnson is a small-time filmmaker hoping to make the big time. When he meets with studio executive Tony Stark, he's told if he gets superstar Axel Foley onboard Navin's movie, Tony will distribute it. But Axel wants nothing to do with Navin's movie. But already with a cast and crew, which includes aspiring actress Felicity Shagwell, Navin decides to shoot the movie without Axel's awareness. General Zod also stars as Axel's advisor at an organization that is, in no way, similar to the Church of Scientology.
- The Box: Financially desparate couple Mary and Cyclops are offered a Sadistic Choice by Perry White (who looks a bit like BTAS!JonahHex): press button, recive
bacon money — and an Innocent Bystander dies!
- Braveheart: Loosely based on a true story, to put it mildly, Martin Riggs is a Scotsman who leads the Scottish revolution against English King Number 6. Elektra King also stars as the Princess of Wales.
- Brideshead Revisited: Comely commoner Adrian Veidt falls for his best friend's sister, the little sister from Atonement while his best friend (supposedly) falls for him; the siblings' grandparents, Sybille Trelawny and Dumbledore 2.0 do not approve.
- Brokeback Mountain: Donnie Darko and The Joker fall in love, but it being The Sixties they're Star Crossed Lovers. Donnie marries a beleaguered assistant while The Joker marries... his own future Real Life (ex-)wife.
- Brothers: Peter Parker, Jack Twist, and Padme Amidala have to sort out their relationships when Jack and Padme learn Peter (Padme's husband) isn't dead.
- The Brothers Grimm: Jason Bourne and The Joker are con-artist demon hunters who discover All Myths Are True and run afoul of dark Queen Persephone.
- Bruce Almighty: Ace Ventura is granted god-like powers by Lucius Fox, which he then uses to make things right with his girlfriend Rachel.
- Burn After Reading: John Malkovich gets downsized by the CIA and threatens to tell all. His wife Jadis takes steps to make sure she gets full alimony from him, and enlists the help of her lover Doug Ocean. Marge Gunderson and Tyler Durden get mixed up in blackmail.
- Casper: That woman from Raging Bull and a Monty Python guy get the President of the United States and Wednesday Addams to investigate a haunted house. Robert Barone is among the ghosts.
- Casino: Travis Bickle and the definative Pesci are sent to Las Vegas by The Mafia to run things; however they have different ideas on what "running Las vegas" means. Things get complicated when Travis falls in love with an evil cosmetics corp. head who still has feelings for her pimp, Hades.
- The Cell: Selena is a VR therapist, Agent Viv is her Bridge Bunny, Gen. Thade is an FBI agent, Norman Bates 2.0 is another FBI agent, and Edger is the comatose Complete Monster with a Freudian Excuse they're trying to get info from.
- Changeling: Deadly assassin Fox desperately searches for her missing child with help from Harvey Dent while Matthew Buchanan comes forward to report his uncle the child molester, in an Oscar Bait movie directed by Dirty Harry.
- Charlie Bartlett: Kyle Reese is an affable but troublemaking teenager who, when he transfers to a public high school after getting kicked out of boarding school, romances Nora from Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist, whose father is Tony Stark. Also, Tony Stark is the principal of Kyle's school.
- Charlie Wilson's War: Forrest Gump, a Rich Idiot With No Day Job who also happens to be a congressman, is swept into the Russian invasion of Afghanistan when Erin Brockovitch brings it to his attention. Horrified by the conditions of the refugees, he joins forces with an unconventional CIA agent /arms dealer (and Israel and Pakistan) to get the Afgans something to fight with. They succeed beyond their wildest dreams but "fuck up the end game" when the US promptly ignores the Afgans in favor of befriending the Russians.
- Chitty Chitty Bang Bang: Bert the chimney sweep is a widower inventor with two young children who makes a magical flying car. This soon attracts the attention of the child-hating Baron Goldfinger.
- The Chronicles Of Narnia: Good and evil battle of a fantastic land led by Qui Gon Jinn and the angel Gabriel, with respective aid from Wesley Gibson and an Oompa-Loompa. Prince Charming is also on the side of good.
- Clash Of The Titans remake: Qui-gon Jinn is a hero/ic god (one of the two) who is enemies with Voldemort, lord of the underworld.
- Closer: The Movie of a play that stars Padme Amidala, Erin Brockovitch, Gigolo Joe, and John Smith as two pairs of lovers who switch up partners for fun and revenge.
- Clue: Dr. Frank N Furter and Vlad Masters along with Doc Brown try to solve a murder mystery. Unfortunately Lili Von Shtupp has comprimised Mr. Kraft. Spinal Tap's lead singer solves it in the end.
- Cold Souls: A hitman (playing himself) has his soul extracted by Edward R. Murrow to get rid of performance jitters. To his horror, not only is his soul the size of "a chickpea" but once it's gone his acting gets worse.
- Con Air: Ben Gates is unjustly thrown in jail after defending his pregnant wife Allison Gordon from muggers. Seven years later, he gets out on parole and decides to hitch a ride home on a prison transport which contains dangerous criminals like Lennie Small and Marcellus Wallace, and the especially dangerous serial killer, Mr. Pink. When the criminals take over the plane, Ben has a chance to get off, but stays on to protect his diabetic friend Bubba and to save a female guard from getting raped by Enrique. He gets help in stopping the criminals from Dimitri, a U.S. Marshal.
- Constantine: Neo helps Evy Carnahan solve the mystery of her sister's death with the aid of Sam Witwicky, Maximus' Black Best Friend, and The White Witch while being menaced by Gwen Stefani's husband.
- Since this is even more fun when some of the characters are from the same canon: The Colour of Magic: Albert runs away from things with Sam Gamgee and then saves the world with the help of Mr Filch.
- Coraline: Cassie Holmes feels neglected by her parents, Jane Doe and Dr. Gerard after they move to their new home in
Forks, WA somewhere in Oregon. The Fairy Godmother and Mrs. Beaver, who are sister-roommates, and Tai Lung, who is trying to create a mouse circus are their eccentric housemates. One day Cassie finds a door that transports her to another world, where Susan Mayer makes her think everything is perfect, but Bebe's clone informs her that the eerily perfect Susan is just trying to eat her.
- The Countof Monte Cristo (2002): Jesus is falsely imprisoned by the Hulk but escapes with the help of Dumbledore to exact his revenge.
- Creation: Alicia Nash and her real-life lover, a figment of her husband's imagination, are Mr. and Mrs. Charles Darwin.
- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Inspector Tequila Yuen and Ching, the Invisible Woman try to recover a sword that was stolen by the geisha Sayuri.
- The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button: Tyler Durden ages backwards while his love interest Galadriel ages normally, which gets a little squicky when the couple gets "older". Jadis is also there, I guess to prove once and for all that she and Galadriel aren't the same person.
- The Da Vinci Code: Forrest Gump and Amelie run around Europe trying to solve the mystery of Amelie's father's death at the hands of Evil Albino Chaucer while being perused by Inspector Leon. Gandalf and Dr. Octopus involve themselves in the vast conspiracy.
- The Damned United: Tony Frost replaces Chief O'Brian at Leeds United; Django the rat and Wormtail costar as another league's chairman and Frost's assistant, respectively.
- Dawn Of The Dead remake: Sarah Stanley, Joe DuBois, Odin James and Cobra Bubbles are trapped in a mall surrounded by fast zombies.
- The Day After Tomorrow: Donnie Darko falls for Christine Daae while Bilbo Baggins consigns himself to an icy death.
- Dead Poets Society: Mork teaches Dr. Wilson to be himself and seize the day. Unfortunately, Red Forman doesn't approve, so Wilson kills himself.
- Defiance: James Bond, Sabertooth, and the British guy from Jumper fight Nazis.
- Demolition Man: When Blade is "accidentally" unfrozen, Judge Dredd is freed to capture him with the help of Lois Lane and the representative of Alderaan.
- The Departed: Howard Hughes is The Mole. Pvt. James Ryan is also a Mole, and one of the Jokers is both their boss. Pres. James Barlett is both Hughes' boss and Ryan's colleague. Marky Mark helps out.
- Devils Advocate: Michael Corleone watches over his son Neo, who's married to serial killer Eileen Wournos and seduced by Lucilla.
- Dodge Ball: A True Underdog Story: Norman Bates 2.0 is in danger of losing his beloved gym to a mega-chain owned by the obnoxious Tugg Speedman. To save it, he and his Five Man Band (of misfits) enter a dodgeball tournement and go through Training From Hell from Zed. Meanwhile, Norman falls in love with Marcia Brady, who apparently thinks Everything's Better With Unicorns.
- Donnie Darko: When a gay cowboy's life takes a turn for the weird, it affects everyone around him including his family: his sister, Rachel Dawes and his mother, President Laura Roslyn.
- Bram Stoker's Dracula: Hannibal Lecter, Ted, Westley, The Rocketeer, and their other allies try to stop Sirius Black from corrupting Lydia Deetz with help from... Tom Waits.
- Drag Me To Hell: Nausicaa gets dragged to hell, and her boyfriend MAC is no help at all.
- Dreamcatcher: Capt. Winters try to stop an alien invasion with the help of a New Kid On The Block after their friend, a fellow from Deadwood, is horrifically killed. Sloan the assassin is of no freaking help at all.
- Dreamgirls: The Movie of a musical which follows the development of African American music from Motown to Disco and even a protoform of rap through the rise, fall, death, and rebirth of the titular Girl Group and other performers. The trio features diva Louise, Princess Tiana and Foxxy Cleopatra, who become the backup vocalists for Large Ham Donkey, under the guidance of their Svengali-like manager Ray Charles. When Louise is told to tone herself down so that the less-intense Foxxy can be the lead, she quits the group and is replaced. Years later, a more-independent Foxxy wants to change her image with a gritty Exploitation Film (?) being offered by Jim and Dick (wow, that sounds wrong for some reason) while Louise wants to restart her career with the help of Donkey's old manager Roger Murtaugh.
- Dr Strangelove: Darth Vader (Ok, Vader's voice) is a crewman on a B-52 flown by Taggert when an order comes from base ordering an immediate attack on Russia. Meanwhile, Gen. Patton has gotten a disturbing phone call and must report to The War Room immediately. And at the airbase, Inspector Clouseau discovers the dreadful secret behind the attack and must inform President Sidney Wang, of how to recall the bombers. In the War Room, Soviet Ambassador Gen. Bellowes admits to the existence of a Doomsday Machine of a type postulated by Mad Scientist James Bond (Ok, an 'unofficial' and crappy Bond).
- The Duchess: Elizabeth Swann marries Lord Voldemort even though she's in love with Skye.
- Dude, Where's My Car?: Kelso and Stifler are stoner pals who find their car is missing. Worse, they don't remember anything from the night before. And apparently, they gotta do something special for their girlfriends Elektra and Lisa Janusch. Among the mishaps that befall their search is a run-in with the reclusive ostrich farmer Data.
- Elizabeth: Galadriel ascends to the throne of England, Big X pressures her to pick a suitor and get married, William Shakespeare sleeps with her (and doesn't tell her that he's already married), Captain Barbossa is her spymaster, and the Ninth Doctor plots against her with the help of James Bond, who is a conspiratorial monk.
- Elizabethtown: Legolas meets cute with Manic Pixie Dream Girl Mary Jane.
- Entrapment: Velma Kelly coaxes master thief James Bond out of retirement for a really big heist.
- Equilibrium: Patrick Bateman has eliminate his partner, Boromir, after he's felt too much. Later, after going off his emotion-controlling pills, he can only watch as his love interest, the blind chick from "Red Dragon", get incinerated. He finally comes into his own while Gun Kata/Katana-ing his current partner, the band leader from Chicago/the "electronic art gallery" guy from RENT. Bateman's son is also a very Creepy Child don't worry, he's just acting.
- Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind: Manic Pixie Dream Girl Rose DeWitte-Beauchatre-Dawson and Ace Ventura break up and go to Dr. Stryker (who's also banging his secretary Mary Jane Watson ) to erase their memories of each other. He sends Frodo to do the dirty work.
- Event Horizon: Morpheus and Dr. Grant (along with their medic Lucius Malfoy) try to figure out what happened when an experimental ship disappeared
into the Eye of Chaos .
- Ever After: In this de/reconstruction of the Cinderella story, Akima is abused by her stepmother Morticia Addams and her Libby-esque daughter (her other stepsister Pauline is a bit nicer).
- Extract: George Bluth is the head of a company and is tempted when his coworker J. Johan Jameson introduces new intern Jackie. His fun-loving side is encouraged by his friend/bar tender Gigli. Directed by Hank Hill.
- The Fifth Element: John Maclaine becomes embroiled in a Space Opera when Alice crashes into him and demands to see Bilbo so she/they can stop The End Of The World As We Know It. Opposing (but not really meeting) them is Sirius Dracula Gordon.
- Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children: Jason Morgan is consumed by grief over the death of his friends, that chick from American Beauty, and a snake. He get's by with a little help from his friends, who include Josie, Spike Spiegil, and Kim Possible... Later Jason fights Superman and wins.
- Finding Nemo: Hank Scorpio teams up with Ellen to find his son Shane Botwin, who has met up with The Green Goblin and Robert Barone. The father runs into The Mouth of Sauron, a vengeful Romulan, and Dame Edna and gets help from Captain Barbossa.
- The Fountain: Wolverine tries to prevent his Egyptologist wife's untimely death.
- Fred Claus: Santa Claus, a schlubby hitman and his wife, a vengeful enchantress, have to deal with Santa's brother Fred, a psychotic hotelier(2.0), who wants to pursue a relationship with an attractive Egyptologist without the burden of, well, being Santa Claus's brother. Santa and Fred's mom is a psychotic fangirl (am I sensing a theme in this family?).
- From Hell: Detectives Ichabod Sparrow and Hagrid Cracker try to find Jack The Ripper (who is actually Bilbo Baggins) before he kills Felicity Shagwell.
- The Fugitive: Dr. Indiana Solo is accused of murdering his wife and goes on the run. He's chased by Agent Kay and his partner Cypher, and helps a future Clarice Starling 2.0.
- Funny People: Happy Gilmore befriends Bob the blob and woos Pam (I think).
- GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra: A green-skinned space babe, Darth Maul, and a Wayans brother are members of a elite team of soldiers fighting a group of Terrorists Without A Cause lead by Tommy
of all people and Victoria as the definative Baroness, who gets his weapons from the Ninth Doctor who has apparently forgotten that he Doesnt Like Guns. Mr. Eko is also involved.
- Galaxy Quest: Tim Taylor, Ellen Ripley, Antonio Scarpachi, and Hans Gruber save Elliot DiMauro from Ethan Rayne.
- Gamer: Det. Tutuola's ex-wife's son /brother convinces wired-up prisoner King Leonides to escape the Real Life first-person-shoot-em-up run by Dexter that he's forced to enter in order to return to his wife and child.
- Gangs Of New York: Jack Dawson sets out to avenge his father, Qui-Gon Jinn, by killing his murderer, Danial Plainview and falls in love with Mary along the way.
- Garfield: Peter Venkman gets annoyed at the house's new dog, while Joseph Gribble falls in love with Sarah Reeves.
- The Ghost: Qui Gon-Jinn, young Obi-Wan Kenobi, Col. Stryker, James Bond, Samantha, and Nate Ford... won't have much to do since their fugative director Roman Polanski was finally nabbed at a small film festival.
- Ghost World: The chick from Hocus Pocus and the chick from Lost In Translation mess with a guy from My So Called Life and Mr. Pink.
- Girl With Pearl Earring: The chick from Ghost World catches the eye of both The Scarecrow and Mr. Darcy.
- Gladiator: A composite killer seeks to avenge Dumbledore 1.0's death by defeating the murderer, a washed-up baseball player. He gets help from Dr. Midnite, a passionate but slightly unhinged lady detective, and Lawrence Of Arabia's friend.
- The Godfather: Jor-El (who was Travis Bickle when he was younger) is the patriarch of a crime family. His sons are Paul Sheldon
 , Sal, and Tony Montana, who is dating Annie Hall. His adopted son Lt. Kilgore leaves a horse's head in Jesus's bed (seriously, check the IMdB page).
- The Golden Compass: A literal Stepford Smiler and James Bond are drawn into battle by a little girl and her daemon, Charlie Bucket, who are helped by Vesper Lynde, and Gandalf, a talking, armor-wearing (and making) royal, and royally pissed-off polar bear, who does battle with an evil polar bear Al Swearengen.
- The Goonies: A young Samwise Gamgee finds a treasure map in his parents' attic. With his big brother Llewelyn Moss as well as his friends, which include Short Round and Teddy Duchamp, they decide to go after the treasure. Along they way, they're chased by a matriarch crime boss and her squabbling sons Franz Sanchez and Cypher.
- Gothika: Catwoman is a psychiatrist, Mrs. El Mariachi is her patient, and King Theodin is her boss. Things get complicated when Catwoman apparently murders her husband and gets locked in her own psych ward.
- The Green Mile: Forrest Gump is the leader of a Power Trio of death row guards that includes a grumpy detective and Roger Maris AKA that guy from Battlefield Earth; their boss is Farmer Hoggett and one of the inmates is those two guys from the Polar Express movie. Things get shaken up when King Pin is sent to death row accused of murdering two little girls it's actually the surprise villain of Charlie's Angels I.
- The Hangover: An ex-Daily Show reporter becomes the Only Sane Man after a wild night in Las vegas leaves him with a missing friend and new wife Felicity Shagwell.
- Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle: Hikaru Sulu and Dr. Kutner are stoner Heterosexual Life Partners who get the munchies one night and decide to go to White Castle. Along the way they run into a drug-addled Dr. Horrible and their best friends Mr. Universe and Paul Finch.
- Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire: Trigger is betrayed by his son, The Doctor.
- However, he'd get his own back by creating the Cybermen.
- The Haunting: Qui-gon Jinn gets three insomniacs — party girl Velma Kelley, writer Lightning McQueen and depressed Broken Bird Lisa Kimmel — to stay in an enormous haunted house for the weekend.
- Heavenly Creatures: Rose and Rose share a close bond that's threatened when (Titanic) Rose's parents separate; based on a true story.
- Hellboy: A burley vampire and El Fauno team up with US Kim under the leadership of Winston Smith to fight cosmic horrors, Nazis, and Rasputin.
- Hocus Pocus: An amateur detective of the weird and his little sister, a cynical cheerleader, do battle with three evil undead witch sisters: a Stepford Wife, a Woman-Child, and a Fashionista. Tim McGee is occasionally a cat.
- Holes: Sam Witwicky is unfairly sent to, effectively, a labor camp run by Lara Croft's dad and one of the fugitives from O Brother Where Art Thou and ruled by Ellen Ripley. Two curses figure into the plot: one for Sam's family (which includes his dad, The Fonz and his mom Mrs. Edgar) placed by
Catwoman Yzma and the other on Ellen's placed by a Medium.
- Hook: Adrian Cronauer is a grown-up Peter Pan, who has forgotten everything about his former life. That proves to be a problem when Ben Braddock kidnaps his children. It's up to Erin Brockovich to whip him into shape so he can face Braddock and get back his children.
- The Hunt For Red October: The Shadow is a CIA analyst researching the latest Soviet submarine for Admiral Darth Vader. This submarine, called the Red October is commanded by James Bond, with first officer Dr. Alan Grant, who have their own plans to defect. And when word of that breaks out, the Soviet fleet, with Captain "Bootstrap" Bill Turner in particular, sets out to destroy them.
- I Know Who Killed Me: In this truly awful film, Cady Heron is a teen prodigy who vanishes, and when her parents Lt. Hawk and Guinevere finally find her, she thinks she's actually a sleazy stripper. Or does she...
- I Robot: Agent Jay searches for the killer of Farmer Hoggett, who he believes to be a starship pilot, with help from Sam Witwicky.
- I'm Not There: Batman and the Joker are the same person. So are Queen Elizabeth the First, Keith Richards, Billy Flynn and some black kid. This person hangs out with Tobias Funke and gets investigated by Christopher Pike.
- The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus: Charles Muntz has a strange effect on the Joker who, due to a tragic case of Actor Existance Failure, is also a pirate, a hitman, and Dr. Watson. Renfield and Mini-Me also have something to do with this.
- In Bruges: Hitmen Bullseye and Mad Eye Moody botch a hit and cool their heels in Bruges, waiting for a call from their boss, Amon Goth.
- The Incredible Hulk: The Unreliable Narrator from Fight Club (privously a hammerhead shark)is Star Crossed Lovers with his beloved Arwen (previously Alicia Nash). He gets a little help from the "therapist" from Holes while being menaced by Mr Orange and the leader of The Village.
- Independence Day (*Inhales*): The Fly discovers the signal that aliens are using to coordinate their attack and tries to warn his friend, a manly Chinese soldier. He and his dad, a retired Taxi driver, head to Washington DC to warn the his girlfriend and President Lonestar. Meanwhile Agent Jay is a fighter pilot called to action along with his best friend a scrapyard owner/artist. After his entire squadron is destroyed, Jay captures an alien and is rescued by another pilot who had some dealings with a pair of gay cowboys in the '60s. Jay’s girlfriend Vernita Green survives the alien attack and runs into First Lady Laura Roslin. They all converge at Area 51, where they meet the very eccentric Dr. Data and Major Jayne Cobb
- Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade: Han Solo and his father, James Bond, find the Holy Grail.
- Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull: Han Solo discovers a hidden civilization with help from Chancellor Sutler and Sam Witwicky, while being betrayed by Beowulf and menaced by Galadriel.
- TheInformant!: Jason Bourne is a whistleblower who quickly finds himself in over his head not only with government agents Captain Archer and the host of The Soup, but with his wife Pauline Reiper/Parker.
- Inglourious Basterds: Tyler Durden leads a group of soldiers on a mission to slaughter as many of Those Wacky Nazis as possible in a film directed by Mr. Brown. Helen of Troy also has something to do with this.
- The Invention Of Lying: In A World where lying has never been invented (as well as meaningful art and storytelling; religion is nonexistant) David Brent discovers the ability to lie and uses it to impress his crush, Sydney Bristow. Liz Lemon is Brent's secretary.
- Iron Man: The Singing Detective is a Howard Huges-esqe Gadgeteer Genius; a heavyset woman is his Hypercompetent Sidekick; a rapping pimp (soon to be replaced by a thief/bomb expert/motorcycle stunt driver, the last one also named Rhodes) is his Air Force liaison; a NASCAR driver's wife is a reporter, and a bowling, surfing penguin is his vice-president/close family friend who sets him up to be kidnapped and killed by Terrorists Without A Cause.
- The Island: Obi-Wan Kenobi and Mary Boleyn are clones of themselves who run away (with the help of Mr. Pink) from a massive clone facility run by Boromir.
- The Italian Job remake: A lost astronaut teams up with Eileen Wournos, Oz, The Juggernaut, and Ford Prefect to avenge their fallen comrade Mr. Bennett, killed by the Dirty Coward The Incredible Hulk 2.0.
- Jonah Hex: George W Bush and Mikaela star in a film based on a character you might remember from the Wild Wild West-style episode of Batman The Animated Series.
- Jumanji: The Genie helps Sally Carrera, Claudia, and Miles "Tails" Prower defeat Sealed Evil In A Can while J. Bruce Ismay tries to kill them.
- The Jungle Book (1994 version): David Kawena is an adult Mowgli, who after years of living in the wild, finds himself back in civilization, and reunited with Queen Gorgo, the daughter of British colonel Vasili Borodin. David was attracted to Gorgo as a child, however the snide British soldier Westley is hoping to win her heart too. Also stars Basil Fawlty as a linguist who teaches David to speak English, and Dr. Jekyll as Westley's colleague.
- Juno: Kitty Pryde gets pregnant by George Michael Bluth, much to the chagrin of her father, a white-supremacist newspaper editor and stepmother, C.J. Cregg. She arranges to have the child adopted by Sidney Bristow and George Micheal's dad (who turns out to be a creepy Man Child (Man Teenager?))
- Jurassic Park: Seth Brundle and Dr. Weir and his assistant Ruth are invited to evaluate a dinosaur theme park.
- Kill Bill: Poison Ivy goes on a Roaring Rampage Of Revenge against the ones who put her in a coma: Ling Woo, Tina Turner, Mr. Blonde, a mermaid, and finally a Shaolin monk, meeting with a legendary ninja and possibly The Most Interesting Man In The World for info.
- A Knight's Tale: The Joker makes friends with an affable hallucination while trying to prove himself as a knight.
- Knocked Up: Izzy gets pregnant by a Mantis-Mouse-Blob!
- The Kung Fu Kid: Master Monkey teaches Kung Fu to the son of Agent Jay in a remake of The Karate Kid IN CHINA!
- Lakeview Terrace: Mace Windu objects to the interracial marriage of Nite Owl and Alicia Masters when they move in next door.
- The Last Samurai: Ethan Hunt is sent to Japan to train troops in modern (1800s) warfare under Smug Snake commander Tarzan. When he gets captured by Ras al-Ghul he learns about Fighting Spirit, something that he's been lacking ever since his Dances With Wolves moment led to a massacre. When Ras is captured, Ethan enlists Peter Pettigrew to help reunite al-Ghul with his troops.
- Law Abiding Citizen: After being treated callously by the justice system and especially by ambitious DA Ray Charles after the murder of his wife and child, King Leonides goes on a Roaring Rampage Of Revenge against the defendants and the procecutors, which continues even after he's been imprisoned thanks to his ingenious Death Traps.
- Leonard Part 6: In this god-awful movie, Cliff Huxtable is a retired superspy called out of retirement by Brad Whittaker to stop the Oracle from taking over the world.
- Legend: A sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania tries to seduce one of Ferris Bueller's friends; Maverick kicks his arse.
- The Life Aquatic: A reporter with Deja Vu leads a group of people including his ex-wife Morticia Addams, his possible illegitimate son Lightning McQueen, Dumbledore 2.0, The Green Goblin, TheFly, and Galadriel.
- Lilo And Stitch: The evil scientist Cogsworth creates an alien weapon of mass destruction, who falls to Earth, landing in Hawaii and getting adopted by Samara Morgan. Samara's sister Cassandra has to deal with the creature's mischief while also trying to keep a particularly zealous Social Services worker, Marcellus Wallace, from taking Lilo away. Meanwhile, Cogsworth and his partner, the Almighty Tallest Purple, are trying to find the alien before Martin Luther King, Jr. finds him first.
- The Lion King: Randy Taylor adores his father, Darth Vader (who is assisted by Mr Bean), who is killed by his scheming brother Simon Gruber with help from Guinen, Cheech, and Ed. He goes into exile and makes friends with the singing version of Max Bialystock and Leon Carosi. Randy, now Ferris Bueller, returns to his home to avenge his father and defeat his uncle.
- Little Children: Rose DeWitt-Beaucatre-Dawson has an affair with Nite Owl II while Rorscharch causes problems just by being around.
- Little Fish: Dr. Grant, Elrond and Galadriel are Australian drug addicts.
- The Little Mermaid: Patsy Smiles wants to become a human so that Spider-Man will fall in love with her. Her father, Franz Liebkind, hates humans, so Patsy decides to enlist the help of Shirley's mother, an evil sea-witch.
- The Lord Of The Rings: Magneto helps a group of heroes, including Will Turner, Professor Arturo, Sharpe and short hairy-footed quartet Kevin, Mike, Charlie and Glenn/da to destroy evil in the world. Agent Smith and his daughter Betty Ross 2.0, provides some much needed help, along with Queen Elizabeth I. Scaramanga and Chucky is actually working for the Big Bad. Walter Bishop falls under the influence of evil and kills himself; the captain of the Titanic dies heroically, saved by his niece, an alien invasion survivor, and her brother is Dr. McCoy
- Love Actually: Everybody is connected: Severus Snape cheats on his wife, Sibyl Trelawny, whose brother is Prime Minister Hugh Grant (the US President uses a Sling Blade) while Qui Gon Jinn slowly gets over his wife's death. Elizabeth Swann gets married while Viktor means to make it to the top of the pop charts and Mr Bean causes small miracles to happen. One of thosse miracles is helping Ferb catch up to Vanessa Doofenschmirtz, so he can tell her he loves her.
- Love Happens: Unlucky in love Rachel falls for succesful but depressed motivatinal speaker Harvey Dent.
- Lucky Number S7evin: That drug dealer from The Faculty is in big trouble with rival crime lords, Gandhi and God. His neighbour O-Ren Ishii helps him investigate the notorious hitman, John McClane
- Major League: Lorna Cole puts together the worst team possible as a ploy to move the team to Florida. The team is managed by Doc Hemlock and the players include Charlie Harper, David Palmer, Henry Spencer, Sgt Barnes, and Blade.
- Mamma Mia!: The Movie of the "jukebox musical", wherein The Ditz of the Mean Girls is getting married, and wants to meet her real father. She finds three suitable candidates in James Bond, "Bootstrap" Bill Turner, and Mr. Darcy. Meanwhile, her mother Julia Child is stressing out with the arrival of her three ex-lovers with the help of her best friends MollyWeasley and Mary Sunshine.
- Matchstick Men: Con man Ghost Rider is thrown for a loop when his Manic Pixie Dream Girl daughter Nausicaa shows up to learn the trade. She's actually quite a bit older and more genre-savvy then she looks
- Matilda: Nattie Hillard is the neglected genius daughter of Louie De Palma and Zena Sherman. Nattie finds an ally in Helen Hirsch, but makes a dangerous enemy of Helen's sadistic aunt Mrs. General.
- The Matrix: Ted and Ike Turner battle computers (and Mitzi Del Bra) using kung-fu.
- Memento: The performance artist from Priscilla Queen Of The Desert suffers from short-term memory loss that occurred when his wife, Sarah Sidle, was murdered, which is taken advantage of by Trinity and Cypher.
- The Men Who Stare At Goats: Danny Ocean, young Obi-Wan Kenobi, Keyser Soze, Obediah Stane, and T-1000 are trying to kill goats with their minds. Based On A True Story (from the CIA no less).
- Michael Clayton: Danny Ocean is a lawyer trying to protect a manic-depressive pappa rat from revealing the truth about The White Witch's chemical company. With a special guest appearance by EVA Unit-02.
- Minority Report: Jerry Maguire is directed by JaneEyre's psychic vision to apprehend murderers by the authority of Jesus. After the system turns on him, he has to run from Bullseye until it is revealed that Jesus is in fact MingTheMerciless.
- Mission to Mars: Lt. Dan, a humorless detective, his wife Lucilla, and the detective from Crossing Jordan go to Mars to rescue their friend, thief and bomb expert Basher Tarr.
- Monster House: A group of kids in The Eighties can't convince the adults around them - including their punk babysitter Ms. Darko and rookie cop Mariah Carry's husband - that Mr. Pink's house is alive and very, very hungry. The only person they do convince is videogame savant Napoleon Dynamite.
- Monsters Inc: Calcifer and Pacha are the best at their jobs; their dangerous rivals are Mr. Pink and Yoda.
- Monsters Vs Aliens: Jack Bauer decides the best people to save the world from that dude from The Office are Elle Woods, Dr. House, Franz Van Waldenberg, and Master Mantis.
- And Stephan Colbert has been elected president.
- And the alien ship's computer is Fairchild Van Waldenberg.
- Moon: The Big Bad from Charlies Angels is stuck on the dark side of the moon with only an AI Keyser Soze and himself for company. Directed by the son of The Sovereign!
- Mr. Magorian's Wonder Emporium: Mr. Focker gives Queen Amidala a magical toy store, whose magic is disbelived (at first) by Michael Bluth.
- Mrs Doubtfire: Mork divorces The Flying Nun (who hooks up with James Bond) and has to dress in drag in order to see his children, the youngest of whom is Matilda.
- Mulan: China, which is ruled by Mr. Miyagi, is attacked by The Martian Manhunter. Jing-Mei Chen's elderly-ish father is drafted to defend his country, but Jing-Mei decides to take his place. Her ancestor, Helmsman Sulu, sends Donkey to look after her. While in the army, Jing-Mei falls in love with Dr. George Huang and befriends the original Mrs. Turnblad and Long Duk Dong. Also, her grandmother is Eliza Doolittle, but only when she sings.
- Music And Lyrics: Gertie meets the British Prime Minister and his assistant Robert Barone, much to the excitement of Sally Solomon.
- My Cousin Vinny: Daniel LaRusso and his friend get arrested for supposedly robbing a convenience store they were at, although they thought it was for supposedly shoplifting. To help them, Daniel calls on his cousin, Joey DeVito, to serve as their defense attorney. Bringing his fiancee Pam along, Joey faces all sorts of obstacles, like the stringent Judge Herman Munster, in trying to clear their names.
- My Sisters Keeper: A Narc and one of Charlie's Angels' daughter is sick, so they have another kid, Olive, to be her sister's spare parts. Olive doesn't like this, so she hires Jack Donaghy as her attorney. In the end, everyone gets what she wants.
- Mystery Men: Greg Focker, Jerry Lundegaard and Apu Nahasapeemapetilan are aspiring superheroes who, eventually joining with fellow wannabe superheroes Ed, Pee-Wee Herman, Abbey Barnes, and a real superhero, the "terribly mysterious" Magua, must save their city when Captain Barbossa abducts the city's resident superhero Simon Bishop.
Film (N to Z)
- National Treasure: The Ghost Rider and his friend search for a long-lost treasure horde (his father, Mr. Sir, had long since given up) but find themselves on the run from their sinister benefactor, Boromir. They hook up with Helen of Troy.
- Book Of Secrets: Ghost Rider and Co. reunite with his mom, Mrs. Tingle while defending their honor from the MIB agent from A Beautiful Mind. Ghost Rider also gets a helping hand from the president, Admiral Christopher Pike.
- The Negotiator: Keyser Soze is called in to deal with a real badass who has taken a police building hostage to avenge the death of his friend, Det. Brass. Trapped with him is a schlubby hitman and an alien attack victim's widow; the Bad Ass nearly gets bluffed by a legless coroner.
- New York, I Love You: Legolas Turner is coupled with Wednesday Van Tassel; Sam Witwicki is an immigrant bellboy; Evee Hammond stars in and directs a segment.
- Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist: George Micheal Bluth meets cute with a 40-year-old virgin's stepdaughter.
- Night At The Museum: Greg Focker discovers museum artifacts come to life, including President Mork and the tiny duo of Lightning McQueen and Damien Cockburn. Hilarity Ensues when the three elder guards (including Bert the chimney sweep and Santa Claus!) steal the golden tablet that brought everything to life in the first place.
- Battle of the Smithsonian: Greg goes to the famed institution and meets famous pilot Giselle Erhart and does battle with evil pharaoh Moe Szyslak.
- Nine: Famous director Daniel Plainview juggles his career with all the women in his life: his wife Edith Piaf, his mistress Mrs. El Mariachi, his muse Satine, his costume designer M, and a hooker/zombie victim.
- Noises Off: A star-studded farcical stage play, with... uh... that woman who tugs her ear, and that woman who drives a taxi, and... uh... the stewardess from Airplane! and Balki's cousin Larry are working backstage, and Michael Caine (who's been in everything) is directing. Plus, they got Jack Tripper, and... did Superman just get a nosebleed?
- North: George Costanza married Elaine Benes, and they gave birth to Frodo. Still can't stop arguing, though, so Frodo runs away, constantly being followed by a ghostly psychiatrist. Elwood sings western music, Jack Tripper is the perfect father, and Abe Vigoda is dead.
- O Brother Where Art Thou: Danny Ocean, a dubious therapist, and Barton Fink have misadventures while running from the law. They get caught up with Klan member Sully and Ocean tries to reunite with his wife Elastigirl.
- Oceans Eleven and its sequels: An ER doctor, Tyler Durden, and Jason Bourne join up with Gigli's younger brother,
Lincoln Osiris the manager of Hotel Rwanda and others to pull heists with the (sometimes questionable) help of Julia Roberts, Velma Kelly, an Anglican Inquisitor, amd the dad from Big Fish. Notable foes include a Corleone and Persephone's real-life husband.
- October Sky: Donnie Darko teams up with Chuck Sherman, Bullethead, and Jesse to win a science fair.
- Oleander: Nausicaa has to deal with her Hannibal Lecturing Evil Matriarch while drifting through several different foster homes, including BridgetJoness.
- One Hour Photo: Mork is a (nonromantic) Stalker With A Crush fixated on Lucilla's beautiful family. (Non)Hilarity Ensues when he finds out they're not so perfect. With a special guest appearance by a mass-production EVA unit.
- Oscar: Rocky Balboa makes a promise to his dying father Spartacus that he'll give up his life of crime, only to discover that the promise isn't so easy to keep after Dean Porter comes asking for his "daughter's" hand in marriage and his real daughter Mona Lisa Vito claims to be pregnant so she can marry her wayward boyfriend; it only gets more complicated from there. Features cameos by Mortimer Duke, Boon, Dave Kujan, Wadsworth, Walter Peck, Derek Smalls, the Master, and Lily Munster. (It's just that kind of a movie.)
- The Other Boleyn Girl: The girl with a pearl earring and her sister Queen Amidala have issues with their king, The Incredible Hulk.
- Panic Room: Clarice Starling and her daughter Bella Swan move to a new house, and Idi Amin, Harry Goldfarb and a country singer try to steal it.
- The Patriot: Think of it as Braveheart in the Revolutionary War, as William Wallace (initially) refuses to get involved with the growing tensions between England and the Colonies, going as far as forbidding his eldest son the Joker from enlisting in the revolutionary army. He (and the Joker) eventually join after Wallace's youngest son is brutally shot by Captain Hook of the British army. Odo also stars as a preacher-turned soldier.
- Patriot Games: Indiana Solo takes over the role of Jack Ryan. This time, he stops Irish terrorist Boromir Trevalyen's assasination attempt against the British royal family. After getting convicted, Boromir swears revenge against Solo and his family. He escapes and joins up with fellow Irish terrorists in organizing their hit against the Solos. After his wife and daughter are injured in the attempted hit, Solo goes back to the CIA, calling Darth Vader and Mace Windu for help.
- Pearl Harbor: The drug dealer from The Faculty and Good Will Hunting's best friend are in a love triangle with Selene (whose fellow nurse is Sidney Bristow) as the US is violently pushed into WW 2 by Aku's surprise attack that is decoded too late by one of the Ghost Busters to Lord Croft. Mr. Show me the money! gets to down some fighter planes and later Jack Ryan 1.0 leads a counter-attack.
- A Perfect Getaway: Lilu Dallas Multipass goes on her honeymoon in Hawaii (which is, for once,
playing itself never mind, it's being played by Costa Rica) and meets up with skeevy hikers and Crazy Survivalists (or something).
- The Phantom Of The Opera: Nite Owl II falls in love with the chick from The Day After Tomorrow, whose best friend is Johanna Barker (her mother and both their ballet teacher is Lady van Tassel); unfortunately a slightly burned King Leonidas saw her first. With the evil bioterrorist from Tomb Raider 2 as one of the opera house's managers and Captain Amelia as an uber-diva.
- The Piano: A mute Elastigirl and her daughter Rogue journey to New Zealand to meet Dr. Grant, Elastigirl's fiancee. However her major worry is for her piano, now in the hands of The Wolfe.
- Pirates Of The Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl: Elizabeth Bennet gets kidnapped by a dental-obsessed pelican, so her would-be boyfriend, Legolas, with the help of Edward Scissorhands, goes to rescue her, much to the irritation of her would-be suitor, a stick-in-the-mud from Coupling In the sequels they fight against Viktor and get (dubious) help from a zombie plague survivor and Kung Fu master Li Mu Bai.
- Planet Of The Apes (2001 remake): An ex-New Kid On The Block crashes into an "alien" planet and meets Bellatrix Lastrange and Ichabod Crane's mom, is sold into slavery by the hitman from Shoot 'Em Up, and menaced by Abomination and King Pin.
- Planet Terror (Hoo boy): Paige Halliwell is a dissatisfied stripper who has conflicted feelings about Rico Diaz. Meanwhile Sayid is a sadistic(?) terrorist(?) who tries to outfox John Mclaine who has relased The Virus, triggering a Zombie Apocalypse, one of the first victims of which is Fergie. The zombies attack a hospital, where Esteban the pimp's evil son-in-law George W Bush tries to kill his wife with her own anesthetics. He fails, and she joins her father and T-1000. Everyone meets at a BBQ restaurant, then goes to the army base for a big battle with the now-deranged soldiers who started this whole mess in the first place.
- Pocahontas: Benjamin Martin, Batman, and Cogsworth colonize Virginia for England, but Benjamin falls in love with Cosette (but only when she's singing), much to the chagrin of her tribe and his men.
- The Prince Of Egypt: Batman and Voldemort are brothers (their father is Capt. Picard). Batman has a rude awakening when he discovers his real siblings, The Fly and the chick from Speed (who is also Nala, though only when she sings). Shaken by this discovery, and the fact that he's actually from an enslaved group of people who were slaughtered by his own father, he leaves his family and wanders into the desert, where he meets Catwoman's clan, headed by her father, Roger Murtaugh, who is also Coalhouse Walker (but only when he sings). He settles into a peaceful life, but then is given a direction from God (himself) to return to his old palace and free his people. Voldemort, now ruler, ignores Batman. The advise of his, well, advisors Garth and The Jerk, causes his people a whole lot of hurt.
- The Prophecy: Aragorn, the ruler of Hell, helps humans prevent The Headless Horseman, a fallen angel, from turning earth into another hell.
- The Prestige: Wolverine and Batman become magicians and continually try to one-up each other with disastrous results with help from Alfred, Gollum, and Jareth.
- This is what you call canned awesome. Of course, what makes it even better is that the film is actually pretty much as awesome as described here.
- Psycho (1998 Gus Van Sant remake): Marin Frist steals some money so she and her boyfriend Aragorn can run off together. During the night she stops at a desolate motel run by
Edger Fred Claus, who becomes a Stalker With A Crush. Later, Marin's sister Clarice Starling 2.0 comes looking for her, along with Aragorn and The President, who is looking for the money (I think).
- Public Enemies: Lawful Good G-man Batman fight Chaotic Neutral gangster Jack Sparrow; Edith Piaf is Sparrow's girlfriend.
- The Punisher (2004): A guy who dealt with three evil sharks is devastated by the loss of his family, including his father, who dealt with one really evil shark (and one really nice dolphin), after they're killed by Mrs. Turnblad's gangsters.
- The Queen: Queen Mrs. Tingle and her husband Farmer Hogget grapple with the Real Life death of Princess Diana, along with Prime Minister Lucian.
- Ratatouille: A D&D player from Reno tries his hand at cooking (with imaginary encouragement from Robert Barone) despite pressure from his dad, Willy Lowman; antagonistic head chef Bilbo Baggins; and very hard-to-impress food critic Lawrence Of Arabia.
- Rat Race: Hoo, boy... Eccentric billionaire Basil Fawlty hides six keys among the slot machines of his casino. Each key opens a secret locker with 2 million dollars inside. Winner takes all. The keys are discovered by Guinan and her long-lost daughter, Scott Evil and his unintelligible brother, disgraced NFL referee Rod Tilwell, Jay Sherman (who tries to keep it a secret from wife Peggy Hill), Mr. Bean, and Jon Arbuckle. What follows is a madcap, anything-goes chase which includes a run-in with Annie Wilkes as a demented squirrel farmer.
- Rear Window: George Bailey discovers that Perry Mason murdered his wife.
- Recount: Lex Luthor and Diego the saber-toothed tiger (with a little help from Prof. Broom) try and fail to stave off the impending Dork Age of the United States.
- Red Eye: Scarecrow orders an attack on Claire Cleary's hotel, whose receptionist is Charlie Andrews. The climax occurs at the house of Cleary's father, William Stryker.
- Repo! The Genetic Opera: Giles tries to shelter his Ill Girl daughter Carmen Cortez while working for Mr. Sir and his daughter (the RichBitch's) evil corporation, which is intent on reclaiming the original Christine Daae's eyes.
- Reservoir Dogs: Mr. Wolfe, Nurse Bonnie's husband, Gen. Thade, Randall Boggs, and Budd are a team of thieves whose jewel heist goes completely wrong.
- Revolutionary Road: Rose and Jack discover married life in The Fifties really, really, really sucks.
- Road To Perdition: ForrestGump is an assassin working for Doc Hudson, and is hunted by an android gigolo.
- Rock n' Rolla: Leonidas is put in a real state confusion by Carmine Falcone, and that girl from Mission Impossible II asks him to steal from the accountants of Rasputin.
- The Rocketeer: Quincy Morris is an aspiring 30s pilot who, with his mechanic friend Edwin Hoover finds a prototype rocket-pack, originally made by and stolen from John Locke by Paul Cicero's mob, who was contracted by James Bond. In his search for the rocket-pack, Bond seduces and abducts Quincy's girlfriend, aspiring actress Sarah Williams.
- Rocky Horror Picture Show: Wadsworth creates a muscle-man and seduces Queen Narissa and Oliver Gates.
- Run, Fat Boy, Run!: A zombie plague survivor runs a marathon to win back his ex-wife, a gentlewoman thief, from an irritable barkeep. Directed by Ross Geller.
- The Runaways: Bella and Coraline are Real Life rock stars Joan Jett and Cheri Curry.
- Rush Hour: Chon Wang is a Hong Kong detective called to LA by the Chinese consul, to whom he's a family friend, to rescue his daughter, who's been kidnapped by General Cornwallis. He finds himself partnered with LA cop Ruby Rhod, who FBI agent Drake had originally called to keep busy while the FBI works on the case. Though together, they search for the consul's daughter, with a little help from Ruby's colleague Mirage.
- Rush Hour 2: Chon and Ruby are back, and this time, they're investigating a counterfeiting scheme involving Chon's former colleague Joey Tai. Among their difficulties is Tai's enforcer, Jen Yu.
- Saving Private Ryan: Forrest Gump leads a squad, who includes among others Riddick, Daniel Faraday and Frank Buffay Jr., on a mission to rescue Will Hunting.
- Scanners: Number Six's telepathic son, Ham Tyler, is plotting to take over the world. a victimized girl from a John Wayne film'' and Number Six's other son team up to stop him.
- Schindlers List: Qui Gon Jinn and Gandhi try to save Jews from evil labor camp leader Voldemort in a true story.
- Secondhand Lions: Brenda Leigh Johnson takes her son Cole to live with Tom Sedge and Nigel Powers to spend time with her boyfriend Atton Rand.
- Se7en: God and Tyler Durden try to stop serial killer Keyser Soze's rampage, little knowing that he's killed Durden's wife Pepper Potts!
- Sexy Beast: Gandhi scares the crap out of Beowulf to get him to rob a bank on behalf of Al Swearengen who was hired by M's brother in the middle of an orgy.
- The Shadow: Jack Ryan teams up with Brenda to save her father (an absentminded Gandalf) and ultimately the world from Ricky Tan and his Renfield Wadsworth. Features Frank Barone as Jack's sidekick and Mearth as his overbearing uncle.
- Sherlock Holmes (round one): Tony Stark and Gigolo Joe fight crime!
- Shoot 'Em Up: A depressed ex-bureaucrat finds himself with an infant Mc Guffin and persued by Santa Clause. He gets help from Persephone.
- The Silence Of The Lambs: A child prostitute is tasked to get information from King Titus in order to find Villainous Crossdresser Capt. Stottlemeyer.
- Sin City:
- Prologue: A WW2 pilot befriends a desparate woman and kills her, on her own orders.
- That Yellow Bastard: A depraved carnie preys on Carmen Cortez's little sister but is rescued by John Maclane. Unfortunately, Maclane's partner Budd is a Dirty Cop under the employ of the carnie's Corrupt dad, and Maclane is shot and imprisoned. Many years later, evidence surfaces that the girl, now Sue Storm, is in danger...
- The Hard Goodbye: The Wrestler has a one night stand with Jade, only to find her dead the next morning. After beating up a lot of thugs looking for answers, he seeks refuge with his parole officer Mrs. Cortez but the thugs, and evil mute choirboy Frodo catch up to them.
- The Big Fat Kill: John Smith gets embroiled in a plot when his girlfriend Luanne Platter dumps complete bastard Fenster, who winds up getting killed by Suki the car artist on orders from The Light of Zartha. After it's revealed that Fenster is also a hero cop, a tratorous Lorelei Gilmore leads John Coffy and his gang into the mix to start a war, where they all have a gigantic shoot out.
- Sister Act: Guinan is a Reno lounge singer who witnesses a murder by her boyfriend The Wolf. To protect her, the police send her into hiding as a nun at a convent led by Professor McGonagall. Unable to get used to the convent, Guinan starts a nuns choir which includes Peggy Hill.
- The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants: Betty Suarez, Rory Gilmore, Joan Of Arcadia, and Serena van der Woodsen are four close friends who discover a magical pair of jeans that somehow fits all of them perfectly.
- The Sixth Sense: Walter can see dead people, but has been unable to convince neither his mother Tara nor his psychologist John McClane. One of the ghosts he meets (and the first one he helps) is Melissa Cooper. Meanwhile, McClane is The Atoner in respect to Walter due to the fact that he spectacularly failed to help Duddits Clavell, who had the same "symptoms".
- Sleepy Hollow: Detective Edward Scissor Hands pursues Darth Maul on horseback while falling in love with Wednesday Addams and uncovering a conspiracy involving Wednesday's parents (The Red Queen and Dumbledore 2.0), Emperor Palpatine, Uncle Vernon, and a guy who looks a lot like Al Gore. Count Dooku and an Alien Girl make appearances.
- The Soloist: Lincoln Osiris helps Ray Charles overcome his schizophrenia enough to play the cello in a true story.
- The Sound Of Music: Mary Poppins is now governess for the children of General Chang in pre-WWII Austria. When she brings music to the children's lives, this attracts the attention of the Caterpillar.
- Space Cowboys: Dirty Harry, Agent Kay, Mr. Bennett, and Capt. Roark go into space 40 years after they missed their chance to land on the moon when a Russian communication satellite is about to fall from orbit and they (well, mainly Dirty Harry) are the only ones who know how to fix it. Farmer Hoggett would rather not deal with them, but he doesn't have a choice. Directed by Dirty Harry.
- Speed Racer: Chris McCandless is a race car driver (as is his Aloof Older Brother Dr. Jack) whose career is supported by his parents, Sully and Louise; and his girlfriend Wednesday Addams.
- Sphere: Master Shi Fu, Ginger, Matron Momma Morton, and Mace Windu are trapped under the ocean with a mysterious liquid metal sphere from the future.
- Spider-Man: The guy from Pleasantville becomes a superhero while his best friend, the drug dealer from Pinapple Express and his father, a fish named Gil, become villains, as does a guy preoccupied with whips and idols, the guy from Sideways, and Eric Forman. He finds two love interests, his main girl Claudia and Operation Jealousy bait Victoria 2.0.
- Spy Kids: Tim Scotson and Shilo Wallace rescue their parents Puss N Boots and Silk Spectre I from Nightcrawler and Adrian Monk with the help of their uncles Cheech and Machete, all at the behest of their parents' boss, Danny Ocean.
- Stage Beauty: San challenges Ashitaka for female roles in Shakespeare's plays, while Prince Charming finds all of this really amusing.
- Stand By Me: Matt Hooper recalls when he, as Wesley Crusher, and his best friends, the young Indiana Jones, Mouth, and the young Detective Woody Hoyt go on a trip to see a dead boy's body. Along the way, they're menaced by Jack Bauer and his gang.
- Stardust: Princess Mononoke gets help from a Taxi Driver and menaced by Catwoman. King Lawrence Of Arabia and smug trader David Brent also put in appearances.
- Star Trek: That guy from that Lindsay Lohan movie, Sylar, Eomer, Ana Maria, Kyle Reese, Shaun (and his Oompah-Loompah sidekick), and Harold go on a mission to save Earth from The Incredible Hulk (the first one).
- Then we find out that Dr. Cameron is Captain Kirk's mother.
- Also Lydia Deetz is Spock's mom and Madea is the head of Starfleet Academy. Hilariously, Deetz and Cameron share the same name (Winona).
- Stay Tuned: Jack Tripper buys a sattellite dish from Principal Rooney (who is really the devil), and then he and his wife, Mindy McConnell, get sucked into TV land.
- The Stepfather remake: An arrogent plastic surgeon has really high standards for his new stepfamily. Unfortnatly for them, they're impossibly high, and when they fail to meet them...
- Surrogates: A murderer forces a city's population, including Det. John Maclane, out of their self-imposed Uncanny Valley-Ridiculously Human Robots-effectively Immortal-bodies.
- Sweeney Todd: Captain Constable Ichabod Scissorhands is a deranged barber who kills people after failing to kill Snape (whose sidekick is none other than Peter Pettigrew), who has a Hikaru Genji Plan for Scissorhands' daughter, a Meg Giry; Bellatrix Lestrange bakes the victims into pies out of a strange devotion to him. Borat makes a (fully-clothed) appearance, and even Giles shows up briefly.
- Showtime TV movie version (where Sweeny is combined with Pirelli and Judge Turpin into a near-Complete Monster): Gandhi and Patsy have a profitable partnership, but it starts to unravel after Gandhi kills a rich merchant.
- BBC TV movie version: Beowulf "did it because [he] could, and then [he] couldn't... stop."
- Taken: Oskar Schindler kicks the shit out of all the Albanians in Paris in order to return his daughter Shannon safely back to his ex-wife Jean Grey.
- The Taking of Pelham 123 remake: An American Gangster tries to stop a vengeful Mrs. Turnblad after the latter hijacks a subway car full of people. An outlaw turned singer and a neurotic mob boss also figure.
- Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby: Ron Burgundy is a determinator race car driver whose best friend is Dewey Cox. His wife (and Dewey's wife later on) is a reporter and his pit boss is King Pin. After being challanged by Funny Foreigner F1 racer Borat and crashing, he has an enormous break down and must regain his love of driving with the help of his Disappeared Dad and his new love interest, Princess Giselle. With special guest stars Ford Prefect, Elvis Costello, and a whole bunch of Cars.
- Terminator: Salvation: Batman vs. Terminators, with Gwen Stacy as his wife, and Mr. Chekov as his father and Mrs. Lovett as a Cyberdyne doctor
- Thelma And Louise: Barbara Maitland and Janet Weiss are on the run from the police.
- There's Something About Mary: Tugg Speedman has had a crush on Princess Fiona since high school. A chance encounter has him and his friend, an inept thief, try to find her again with the help of smarmy detective Johnny Drama's brother. Unfortnately for Tuggernuts, everyone is in love with Fiona, including a wannabe Viking who used to like cheese.
- Thor: Evie Hammond is Thor's love interest with Prince Vulton as his father, in The Movie directed by Gilderoy Lockhart.
- Time After Time: Alex de Large has invented a time machine, which is stolen by Chancellor Gorkon. Fortunately for a failsafe built into the machine, Alex gets the time machine back, and takes it to find Gorkon in the year 1979. While there, he falls in love with Clara Clayton.
- The Time Traveler's Wife: Captain Nero falls in love with Regina George, but he has to contend with involuntary time travel and interference from Regina's boyfriend, Peter Gibbons.
- Titanic: Howard Hughes and a princess of Borovnia (her Smug Snake fiancee is The Phantom) fall in love on King Theodin's boat, which was designed by Jack Bristow.
- Tron Legacy: Obadiah Stane goes from hero to dictator of the electronic world he once saved.
- True Lies: The Terminator is a super spy whose wife Laurie Strode and daughter Faith feel neglected. Desperate for attention, Laurie hooks up with fake spy Bill Hendrickson while her husband has to deal with suspicious art dealer Nani Pelekai.
- Vicky Cristina Barcelona: Charlotte and Sarah Borden make travel plans, and meet Anton Chigurh and his ex-wife, that chick from Vanilla Sky.
- Top Gun: Joel Goodson and Gilbert Lowe are hotshot fighter pilots sent to an exclusive training school run by Captain Dallas. There, they find themselves in competition with Nick Rivers. Additionally, Joel finds himself smitten with civilian instructor Rachel Lapp. Also stars Sally as Gilbert's wife, Mr. Strickland as their air commander and a pre-fame Andy Dufresne as fellow pilot "Merlin".
- Tropic Thunder: Greg Focker is kidnapped by drug dealers. Tony Stark and Dewey Finn help rescue him. Jerry Maguire is his Cluster F Bomb-astic boss
- Toys: Mork (who is blond for some reason); his robot sister, Jessie The Cowgirl; his girlfriend, Princess Buttercup; and his cousin, Mr. Jones have to stop Mork's uncle, General Dumbledore 2.0 from using Mork's late father's toy factory to make war toys.
- The Truman Show: Ace Ventura is a mild-mannered travel agent unaware that his whole life is really one massive, real-time reality show that airs globally, 24/7. Slowly, he becomes aware of the masquerade, much to the horror of the show's creator, Gene Kranz.
- Twilight: Cedric Diggory and Shark Boy (who is actually a Dog Boy) fight over a girl from Adventure Land.
- Twins: The Penguin and Mr. Freeze are long lost twin brothers who reunite to search for their mother, who was Felicity Shagwell in flashbacks.
- The Ugly Truth: Handsome Lech King Leonidas helps Defrosting Ice Queen Izzy land a man.
- Underworld: Davy Jones is the leader of a vampire clan that includes the chick from Pearl Harbor while Tony Blair is the not-quite-dead leader of a werewolf clan.
- Van Helsing: Wolverine and Selene fight The Duke. Somehow, The Duke is a vampire and Selene isn't. Faramir is still stuck in the sidelines; Hagrid has a cameo.
- V For Vendetta: Agent Elrond kills Winston Smith. It takes him a few years. He gets help from Queen Amidala, who gets a really severe Important Haircut. Booth's psychiatrist tries to revive topical humor and is killed for it.
- The Village: Gwen Stacy goes against the wishes of her parents Ellen Ripley and the dad from the Lost In Space movie and bravely treks into the unknown to help her beloved Commodus while being menaced by The Pianist.
- Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story: Faux Bio Pic about Mr. Cellophane's rise and fall and rise, with his long-suffering wife Pam at his side.
- Wanted: Mr. Tumnus discovers his In The Blood Bad Ass-ery thanks to Lara Croft and God.
- Warm Springs: HBO TV Movie about President Jack Bauer (or was it Gilderoy Lockhart?) and his wife, Miranda Hobbes, and the former's physical therapy sessions at the title health resort.
- Watchmen: Prince Ashitaka, a singing child rapist, and another pedophile discover Charles Ryder's secret conspiriacy, with help from John Winchester, who once Attempted Rape on the mom from Spy Kids.
- The Waterboy: Happy Gilmore is a Cajun waterboy who the Fonz discovers has innate talent as a football tackle, much to the disapproval of his mother Annie Wilkes.
- The Wedding Crashers: Lightning McQueen and Norman Bates charm their way into wedding receptions and the beds of wedding guests, but things get complicated when Norman falls for Manic Pixie Kink Girl Dr. Larue.
- What Lies Beneath: Dr. Indiana Solo is married to Catwoman, who thinks their neighbor Eowyn has been murdered. It turns out not to be true, but Dr. Solo is a murderer!
- What's New, Pussycat?: T.E. Lawrence wants to be faithful to his fiancee, so he turns to psychoanalyst Dr. Strangelove for help, although he has his own relationship problems.
- Where The Wild Things Are: A Bratty Half Pint runs away from home and discovers a gang of monsters (very) nominally headed by Tony Soprano. The rest of the wild bunch includes Sally Ragdoll and Eli Sunday.
- Whip It: Juno discovers a passion for roller derby after meeting Gertie and her gang of Boisterous Bruisers.
- Witness: After the Amish Charlotte "Charlie" Blackwood's son, Richie Norris sees corrupt cop Roger Murtaugh commit a murder, Detective Han Jones takes them into hiding in Amish country and serves as their protector. Aragorn also stars as an Amish farmer.
- The Wizard: Kevin Arnold and one of the singers from Rilo Kiley take an autistic kid to California to play video games.
- Wonder Boys: Gordon Gecko is an English professor and celebrated author who finds out that his mistress Marge Gunderson, who is both his boss' wife and his university's chancellor, is pregnant with his child. His editor, Iron Man, is in town and becomes interested in his star pupil, Spider-Man, and they eventually "collaborate." Rachel Dawes is a boarder at his house and really appreciates his work. Zed drops in as a guest speaker at his university's annual literary event.
- Who Framed Roger Rabbit: Smee takes on the case of a toon framed for murder by Doc Brown. Said toon is married to Joan Wilder.
- The Whole Nine Yards: Chandler in comedy drama with hitman John McClane.
- To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar: Dalton, Blade and Sid the sloth are wholesome crossdressers on their way to a drag queen contest, with a use
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