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Watching anything with a well seasoned cast will have echoes of the actors' previous roles, making the current viewing seem bizarre and humorous. It's Actor Allusion and Hey, It's That Guy!/ Hey, It's That Voice! taken to their logical extreme.
Just for fun, twist the cast of a film or series into the screwiest collection of characters.
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- A Tomb Raider and a Fight Clubber
raise will share custody of have many children together
- Said Fight Clubber was married to one of his Friends while the Tomb Raider was married to a guy with a Sling Blade; they left their spouses while trying to kill each other.
- Emily Charlton is engaged to Jim.
- One of the Three Faces Of Eve was married to Doc Hudson.
- Snake Plissken loves Private Benjamin.
- Nigel Tufnel loves Laurie Strode.
- Janet (SLUT!)
is was partners with Andy Dufresne.
- The Closer is sweet on a high school terrorist.
- Carrie is married to Simba; they have three kids.
- Lindsey Funke is married to Dory.
- Foxxy Cleopatra is married to an American Gangster (okay, not really, but he did make an album dedicated to the film).
- Qui Gon-Jinn was married to a divorced mother of twins. Sadly...
- Anastasia reportedly left her husband Bill Clinton (in 2011) for Maximus.
- Mrs. Turnblad loves Jetstream.
- John Maclane used to be married to a fallen Angel; now she's married to one of those two dudes.
- Borat is married to Gloria Cleary.
- Fred loves Daphne!
- Maureen (or is it Mimi?) loves Benny!
- Buttercup married a retard.
- Mindy McConnell is married to Leroy Jethro Gibbs.
- Mr. Conductor (the first one) is married to Anya Amasova.
- The Medium is exes with The Punisher.
- Mr. and Mrs. Ennis del Mar were divorced.
- Agent Jay and Niobe are married with children.
- Satine used to be married to Ethan Hunt; now she's married to an Aussie country singer and he's married to Joey.
- San and Ashitaka dated.
- The broken-up couple became a real broken-up couple.
- Alicia Nash married a figment of her husband's imagination.
- Max was married to... um, I'm guessing the wheelchair guy?
- God (not that one, for once) was engaged to Deadpool; Deadpool is divorcing Black Widow, who's rumored to have had a fling with Harvey Milk.
- Velma Kelly married Gordon Gecko, who is a bit older then her father.
- Jareth is married to Martia.
- Daredevil and Elektra got a happy ending after all!
- Basically everyone in Cast Incest.
- Jack Ryan was married to Vickie Vale.
- Ginny Weasley's engaged to young Gelert Grindelwald.
- The star-crossed older couple in Letters To Juliet already hooked up, broke up, reunited and got married in real life.
- Parker is, at the very least, the mother of Earl Hickey's son.
- Two crazy artists got hitched about twenty years after they first acted together (awww!). Or if you want to be a bit creepier, that crazy chick in Gothica married Anton Chigurh.
- Sibyl Trelawney's marriage to Guilderoy Lockhart was broken up by Bellatrix Lastrange, who later came between an Alien Witch Doll *
she was the inspiration for the last one's looks and her director.
- Sookie married Bill!
- Sniper is married to GLaDOS!!
- Wolverine is married to an owl (there's a "Late Late Night With Craig Ferguson" Twitter joke in there somewhere).
- Sabertooth married 2005 Ann Darrow.
- Dexter, sadly, doesn't have to worry about Cast Incest with his foster sister now that they're getting divorced.
- Roy Mustang is engaged to Lust.
- Eduardo is married to Sarah Dubois. They have two kids.
- The Penguin is married to Carla Tortelli.
- TRON and Laura Ingalls, until recently.
- Evie Carnahan and James Bond got married out of nowhere!
- Zack and Aerith are now married!
- Heero Yuy and Lana Lang have been in a relationship since 2004 (What kind or whether or not they still are in said relationship is unknown though).
- A supermom is married to The Shoveler.
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