->''"I think a long walk would do me good."''
-->-- '''[[IdleRich Rollo]]''' before crossing the street to the gate of his mansion in ''Film/TheNavigator''

A character gets in a car, or similar vehicle for long-to-medium-distance trips, but the trip doesn't even leave the street. Usually a comedy trope, as it's really hard to have a legitimate dramatic reason for it, unless a character is TooImportantToWalk.

Not to be confused with driving because a poorly planned road makes it more dangerous to go on foot.

The phone version of this is the ShortDistancePhoneCall.


* There was an advertisement for the lottery that had a man kiss his wife goodbye from his car as he went "to work", he drove around his circular driveway to pick up his check from the mailbox, then drove back. After being about 10 seconds around the driveway, she asks "How was your day?"
* An ad discouraging drunk driving has [[{{Series/Community}} Allison Brie]] leaving a party at [[Series/ParksAndRecreation Adam]] [[Series/TheGreatestEventInTelevisionHistory Scott's]] house by getting in a limo (thereby avoiding drunk driving) and being driven to her house... across the street. She even waves to Adam as she walks from her driveway to her front door.

[[folder:Comic Strips]]
* ''ComicStrip/BabyBlues'': The kids ''want'' to drive to their mailbox, so they can get in the car.
* ''ComicStrip/{{Zits}}'' has Jeremy gaining driving experience by going back and forth on his driveway enough time in one sitting to deplete an entire tank of gas.

[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* In ''WesternAnimation/PenguinsOfMadagascar'', after mistaking Shanghai for Dublin, the penguins mail themselves to Shanghai, where they think Dave will strike next. The mail truck picks them up and drives off... then drives back and drops the penguins back where they started.
-->'''Skipper:''' So this is it; Shanghai's famous Little Dublin District.
* In ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2'', Al lives in an apartment right across the street from his toy store, and still drives there. And he gripes all the way about having to drive to work on a Saturday!

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* Leonard of ''Film/LeonardPart6'' going to his ex-wife's house.
* ''Film/LAStory'': Steve Martin gets in his car to go and visit a friend, drives for about the length of three cars, and get out again.
* In ''Film/NotAnotherTeenMovie'' some kids announce they are going on a road trip to the party, which is down the block.
* Steve Martin's character Navin in ''Film/TheJerk'' hitchhikes to the end of the block.
--> '''Navin:''' Thanks for the company. I hope I can repay you someday!
* The opening to ''Film/TheGodsMustBeCrazy'' shows a middle class woman using their car to post a letter in the mailbox just down the street.
* In ''Film/TheDiamondArm'' the protagonist supposedly visiting a bakery on a taxi (in USSR, no less) is vaguely suspected by his nosy house-manager -- after all, he got a broken arm, not a leg. But that's just a very clumsy cover-up for meeting with a police operative.
* In ''Film/CasinoRoyale2006'', Film/JamesBond gets in a car in front of a hotel with a BondGirl, telling her that his place is very close. He takes off and stops 10 seconds later... at the same place. The valet's non-plussed "Good evening, sir, and welcome back," is priceless.
* Early in ''Bang Boom Bang'', Keek gets into his 1970s Ford Taunus and drives to the video rental store. The video rental store is about 100 meters down the same street as his place.
* In the 2004 film version of ''[[Film/ThePhantomOfTheOpera2004 The Phantom of the Opera]]'' musical, the Phantom places Christine on the back of a horse and uses it to carry her the length of a short corridor before abandoning it again. This a reference to the original novel, though in that the ride through the cavernous basement levels actually took some time.
* An extreme example turns up in ''Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory''. It's not just that the tour party travels down a modest corridor to the Wonkavision room via the Wonkamobile -- a curious car-like contraption. It's also that, while supposedly powerful, it moves ''no faster than walking pace'' and leaves everyone CoveredInGunge until they pass through the Hsaw Aknow ("Wonka Wash" spelled backwards). Upon disembarking, Mike asks Wonka if they couldn't have just walked and his reply is "If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates."
* In ''Film/DumbAndDumberTo'', Lloyd and Harry ride the bicycle to visit Harry's parents he hasn't been in many years. ''On The Road Again'' song was played, but cut short when they stop at the second house down the street..
* In ''Film/TheBigBus'', reporters covering the launch of a nuclear-powered bus are asked to board a minibus, driven around in a circle, then asked to get off.
* In ''Film/TheNavigator'', Creator/BusterKeaton gets in his limo and is driven across the street to his girlfriend's house.
* ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'' has a sci-fi example. President Skroob gets beamed down to the command center...with his head on backwards. Then he gets beamed back, and decides it's safer to walk. He walks out of his office...and into the command center next door.

* A man gets in to the taxi. "Drive me, please, for one millimeter". "Are you kidding?" "If I was kidding, I'd request stops along the way".

* Creator/BillBryson brings up a few real life examples in ''Notes from a Big Country'', one example involved some of his neighbours being invited to his house for dinner one day and despite living a short way down the street they drove there. Bryson mentions jokingly asking if they go shopping via light aircraft. He then brought it up again in ''A Walk in the Woods'', in an even more ironic/ridiculous example - a friend who complains about how tough it is to get parking at the gym, when she lives only 5-10 minutes away on foot. When he points out that she should just walk, and save herself the parking headache (as well as spending a little less time on the treadmill) she looks at him as if he's crazy, saying that the treadmill has her whole "program" on it, and it can be adjusted for difficulty.

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* On a ''Series/TheDailyShow'' segment about gas prices and fuel guzzlers, Rob Corddry gets in a car to travel the distance from one end of stretch Hummer to the other.
* A couple of times on ''Series/GetSmart''.
** Once in ThePilot when Max drives from the concert hall to CONTROL HQ -- he gets in his car, does a big U Turn, and stops in front of the building across the street (getting RockstarParking each time); this example made it to the opening credits.
** In a later episode, where they get in a cab and tell the driver to go to X address: the driver pulls forward about 10 feet and says, "Here we are."
* In ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', Ted took Stella on a two minute date. This involved them getting in a taxi two separate times in order to go one building down the street.
* This happens on ''Series/TheAndyGriffithShow'' when a famous musician returns home to Mayberry. Barney insists on giving him a police escort from the courthouse to his hotel--which is four doors down the block.
* Combined with ShortDistancePhoneCall in a sketch on ''Series/YoureSkittingMe''. A schoolgirl calls her mother and begs to be picked up from school. When her mother finally relents, its revealed that their house is literally across the street from the school.
* In an episode of the Comedy Central series ''Series/StrangersWithCandy'' titled "The Blank Stare", the protagonist Jerri Blank has been brainwashed by a cult, but the cult's leader quickly grows tired of her and wishes to return her back to Jerri's school. After the cult leader calls Jerri's teachers Mr. Noblet and Mr. Jellineck and Principal Blackman and tells them to meet them at a rendezvous point, Noblet, Jellineck and Blackman are seen exiting the school, getting into the school van and driving to the rendezvous point....at the other end of the school parking lot. They then take Jerri, beat her senselessly, throw her in the van and drive her back to the door at the other end of the parking lot.
* A segment on ''Series/TheChasersWarOnEverything'' featured Chas Licciardello attempting to get ridiculously small taxi fares. He quickly learned that taxi drivers who've been in queues for some time do ''not'' like being told to step less than a block away. Especially when they're at the ''airport''.
* A Christmas special of ''Series/TheVicarOfDibley'' had Geraldine eat four christmas lunches, so as not to disappoint any of the people who had invited her to have Christmas lunch with them. After the third lunch she was forced to take a taxi the short distance to the next house.
* In ''Series/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents'', the Squalors take an AbsurdlyLongLimousine absurdly short distances - most of which are shorter than the limo itself. In one case, they get into the limo only to immediately get out on the other side. When the Baudelaires try to sneak back into the penthouse, they just walk there.

* "Pinch Me" by the Music/BarenakedLadies:
-->There's a restaurant down the street\\
where hungry people like to eat\\
I could walk but I'll just drive\\
It's colder than it looks outside!

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* In ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', Zuko's Servants make him take the palanquin to Mai's house-- which is less than twenty yards outside the palace wall-- because they believe he's TooImportantToWalk. Although he relents when he realizes it is a good way to get past the mob of {{Fangirl}}s.
* {{Justified}} in ''WesternAnimation/TheSpectacularSpiderMan'': Harry insists on picking up Peter, Gwen and Liz for Flash's birthday party...and winds up driving them all half a block down Peter's street. When Peter said Flash lived nearby, [[NotHyperbole Harry hadn't expected it to be THAT close]].
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
** In "Home Sweet Home-Diddly-Dum-Doodley", Bart, Lisa, and Maggie are taken away from Marge and Homer to live in a foster home. We see them driven away from the Simpson residence and taken... next door to live with the Flanders family.
** In "Bye Bye, Nerdie", Marge drives Bart and Lisa to school after missing the bus. She goes after the bus, but Otto thinks she wants a race. It ends when Marge stops the bus just a few feet away from the school, but still wants her kids to be on the bus. Subverted when Otto forgot to pick up the new kid and drives back to pick her up.
** "Homer the Great" showed Homer's commute to work; several miles over a heavily trafficed highway, a gridlocked detour, a huge, full parking lot with the only remaining space being at the very far end next to the chain-link perimeter fence...abutting his own backyard. Annoyed Grunt!
* In ''WesternAnimation/BobbysWorld'' an episode is dedicated to the drama of Bobby's family moving to a new house. When the time for the move actually happens, Bobby promptly states AreWeThereYet to his father, who immediately replies "[[SubvertedTrope Yes]]". Kind of [[FridgeLogic raises the question]] why no one told this to Bobby until they were already packed up in the car, but eh, [[RuleOfFunny just roll with it]].
* In the ''{{WesternAnimation/SpongeBob SquarePants}}'' episode "[[Recap/SpongebobSquarepantsS1E5PizzaDeliveryHomeSweetPineapple Pizza Delivery]]", [=SpongeBob=] drives Squidward back to the Krusty Krab after making a delivery ''right next door''. This after [[ShaggyDogStory having gotten lost for hours trying to make the delivery in the first place.]]
* Occurs in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/DaveTheBarbarian''. The Narrator even [[LampshadeHanging lampshades this at one point.]]
-->'''Narrator:''' And, so our heroes set forth on a long and perilous journey to find the ''Master of Evolution''... Which was pretty stupid since he lived right next door.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheAngryBeavers'', Norbert gets in a boat along with [[CompanionCube Stump]] and a crapload of supplies in order to rescue Dagget from the [[LadyLand female raccoons]]. It turns out the island on which their domain is located is... just three feet away from the Beavers' dam.
* Implied on the ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' short ''Show Biz Bugs''. WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck arrives to the theater on a cab and complains about how high the fare is. Said fare was 25 cents for one block.
* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken'' has the family making a huge, tearful deal out of moving to a new house to escape an ant infestation. The new house is literally next door and looks exactly like the old one. [[ShaggyDogStory The ants follow them, too.]]
* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheGetAlongGang'' had Bingo Beaver find out that he was going to be moving house. He spent the whole episode making the rest of the gang feel sorry for him, so they decide to throw him a big leaving party. Then they all turn up on the big moving day to wave him off, as his family get in the moving lorry and drive....about 3 houses down the road. The gang all has a go at him for the theatrics, but to be fair he didn't know (and using a moving lorry to shift furniture three houses down the street is logically a bit of a waste).
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Hoodwinked}}'' appears to have this when the Wolf hails a taxi in order to catch up to Red after she runs away. The ride only lasts under fifteen seconds.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'' episode "Vicky Loses Her Icky", Timmy's parents decided to eat at a restaurant (without him) and drive there (after waiting in the car in the driveway for hours before Dad is hungry). As they leave the house, it's shown the place is, as the trope's name suggests, across the street. Literally.
* In one ''WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse'' cartoon, Goofy asks Mickey to take him to the airport early in the morning. After [[RingRingCrunch being driven bananas all night]] by the clock Goofy loaned him, Mickey arrives at his house...''and finds out the airport is right next door''. Mickey is not amused.
* Speaking of Mickey, in one ''WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse'' short, Pluto is chasing Mickey's JerkAss rival, Mortimer Mouse. Mortimer hails a taxi and tells the driver to take go "to the other side of town and step on it!" The Taxi moves about half a block, stopping at the intersection of "Other Side of Town St." and "Step On It Lane".
* Subverted in one episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}}'': The catering team and Gazpacho make a delivery to Mr. Fugu, who is down the street. However, due to unexpected work on Mr. Fugu's driveway, they're forced to take the long way around, turning it into an actual roadtrip, much to Chowder's enjoyment.
* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/GoofTroop'', Goofy and Pete have to go into WitnessProtection after seeing some mobsters fitting a guy for a [[CementShoes cement overcoat]]. Unfortunately, due to budget cutbacks in the program, their safe house is right across the street from Pete's house.
* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'', Rocko was about to park in a spot in front of the comic book store he worked at, only for it to be taken by none other than his boss, who happened to live ''next door to the store'', forcing Rocko to park further away in a bad neighborhood where his car is stripped. [[NeverMyFault Then his boss has the gall to deride him for being late]]. Fortunately, [[LaserGuidedKarma karma]] bites his boss in the butt later on when his regular parking space becomes a tow away zone.
* Variation in the short, "I Was a Teenage Bunnysitter" from the ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'' episode, "[[Recap/TinyToonAdventuresS1E53TheACMEHomeShoppingShow The ACME Home Shopping Show]]"; when Babs leaves to go to the Potter's rabbit hole, she walks down a long road into the distance...which ends at the Potter's hole which is right next to Babs' own.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'' episode "Poor Muffy," Muffy has to live with Francine's family. When Francine offers to walk to school with her, she refuses and instead gets in her limo. It turns out that the school is right down the street from Francine's apartment building, close enough that her mother can shout out that she forgot her lunch.
* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/PepperAnn'', the Pearsons go on a mother-daughter feminist weekend retreat. They climb into the bus, which drives all the way to a hotel on the next block. Pepper Ann lampshades this when she says she wants to leave, as she can just walk home.

[[folder:Real Life]]
* Liberace once bought a RollsRoyce which his chauffeur only ever drove once -- across the ''stage'' where Liberace was performing, in order to deliver the robe he wore for the next song. The car is now in the Liberace Museum in Las Vegas.
* Railroad transportation:
** Note that none of the following apply to wheelchair users, who may find the elevator at the station they want to enter or exit is out of service, potentially requiring either they go to another station to get on, or get off at a station near their exit and take a shuttle to the stop they wanted, which might be only one block.
** If you were to ride the Chicago 'L' around the central Loop and you entered at one Loop stop, then got off at another Loop stop, chances are this trope might play out. If you enter at State/Lake and get off at Clark/Lake one stop west, you've taken a train for the equivalent of 500 feet. If you got on at [=LaSalle=]/ Van Buren and got off at the very next stop, Harold Washington Library-State / Van Buren, you've gone about 600 feet, or the equivalent of two blocks east. That said, the station intervals outside the Loop are much larger, which is especially noticeable on the freeway sections of the Red and Blue Lines.
*** The Blue Line under Dearborn Street doesn't have separate stations but just one long continuous platform, stopping three times along the platform: Jackson Boulevard, Monroe Street, and Washington Street.
** UsefulNotes/TheLondonUnderground has some central stations at similar intervals
** Or, try going from Monument to Bank. This means 5 stops and 2 changes by the route plan. However they are actually directly above each other, with an escalator connection - but this was edited off during construction of the Docklands Light Railway in the 90s and some installations STILL don't show this as a result.
** If the abandoned extension of the Northern City Line from Moorgate to [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lothbury_tube_station Lothbury]] had been completed, the front of the train would have arrived in Lothbury before the back had left Moorgate.
** This phenomenon is likely to be endemic to municipal rail systems in general. The Santa Clara Valley Transportation Authority, for example, has a light rail system with some ridiculously close stops, especially downtown; walking from the Santa Clara station to the St. James station doesn't take more than 30 seconds plus whatever time you spend waiting for the crosswalk signal to change. The BART stops in San Francisco aren't quite this close, but when it's not rush hour, you can still walk from one to another in less time than it takes to wait for the next train.
** The WashingtonMetro averts this in the suburbs, where there can be gaps of several miles between stops (especially on the Orange and Silver Lines), but it's played straight in central D.C. Most specifically, get on the Red Line at Metro Center and go one stop east to Gallery Place / Chinatown to transition from the Orange, Silver or Blue Lines to the Green and Yellow Lines. You've gone all of less than 1,000 feet.
** The UsefulNotes/NewYorkSubway has taken some efforts to avert this. You can find several stations that were decommissioned as a result of adjacent stations' platforms being lengthened to match current train lengths.
*** 18th Street on the IRT Lexington Avenue Line closed in 1948 due to the opening of an entrance to 23rd Street station at 22nd Street, and an entrance to 14th Street - Union Square at 15th Street.
*** 91st Street on the IRT Broadway Seventh Avenue Line closed in 1959 after platform lengthening at 86th Street and 96th Street.
*** The original subway line's southern terminus of City Hall lost passenger service at the end of 1945. It was on the sharp curve of a balloon loop, couldn't be lengthened for the longer trains, and was very close to the Brooklyn Bridge station. As a result, City Hall closed, and Brooklyn Bridge became Brooklyn Bridge - City Hall. The station is still intact, on the National Register of Historic Places, and the loop itself is used to turn around 6 trains after they discharge at Brooklyn Bridge - City Hall.
*** Worth Street, also on the IRT Lexington Avenue Line, closed in 1962 after platform extensions at Brooklyn Bridge - City Hall.
* [[http://blog.sfgate.com/techchron/2014/07/22/the-pinnacle-of-laziness-one-mans-90-foot-uber-ride/ One Man's 90-Foot Uber Ride]]
* In the early days of Hollywood, there were actors/actresses who insisted on this because the car service was one of the perks in their contract, and if they didn't insist on using them, the studio would think they could be pushed around.
* New Jersey Governor Chris Christie reportedly used his official helicopter to fly to the site of his son's baseball game. Once he landed at the high school's football field, he was picked up by a limousine, which drove him a grand total of 100 yards to the baseball field where his son was playing. [[http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/05/gov_christie_arrives_at_sons_h.html]] Somewhat {{justified}} in that those 100 yards consisted of an incredibly steep hill that many people have difficulty walking up.
* In 2003 the London press reported on Creator/JenniferLopez [[http://articles.latimes.com/2003/mar/01/entertainment/et-quick1.1 using six limos to travel 100 yards]] between hotels.
* ''Creator/BertoltBrecht'''s trips to the theatre were apparently this, due to his love of his car.