Financial planner: You haven't set aside anything for the future.Retirony is a portmanteau of retirement and Irony, though how much of the latter it has is up for debate. Retirony is a way to make the audience feel sorry for a character's death without having to actually give him more than ten minutes of screen time. Anybody in a dangerous job who's only a few days away from retirement or flying one last mission before going home to marry their childhood sweetheart is absolutely doomed to death by Retirony, whether that takes the form of a cold-blooded criminal, an ace German fighter pilot or a great big robotic monster. Just alluding to the existence of a character's family or showing a photo of them is enough for the audience to get the idea: the guy has a life outside of being a Red Shirt. In the rare case that an exception is made, it is usually because the character is "going home to" a child, especially one his wife gave birth to after he shipped out — perhaps Infant Immortality has a proxy effect? If enough of this happens, they essentially get "promoted" up to Mauve Shirt, or leave for good, alive. Retirony is rarely played straight any more, since it has become such a well known and joked about trope. Probably not intentional on part of the authors, but one way to interpret Retirony is to think of how fitting it is, as a fate for the Cosmic Plaything. Suppose that God or Fate is a jerk who nevertheless cares a lot about whatever cause the "retiree" character is working for. In that case, it fits the purposes of fate perfectly to let him survive until it's time to retire, but as soon as he's got no more victories to win, then he's outlived his usefulness and there's no reason not to let him suffer if that's more fun to watch. See also Tempting Fate, Fatal Family Photo, If We Get Through This..., Nothing Can Stop Us Now!, Nothing Can Save Us Now and Resignations Not Accepted. Related to Yank the Dog's Chain. Contrast Crusading Widower, where the one to die is the cop's family. For the equivalent in material goods, see some variants of Action Insurance Gag. Not to be confused with retroactive irony. Since this is a death trope, there are unmarked spoilers in the examples.
Wiggum: Well, you know how it is with cops. I'll get shot three days before retirement. In the business, we call it "retirony."
Planner: Well, what if you don't get shot?
Wiggum: What a terrible thing to say! Now look, you made my wife cry!
Wiggum: Well, you know how it is with cops. I'll get shot three days before retirement. In the business, we call it "retirony."
Planner: Well, what if you don't get shot?
Wiggum: What a terrible thing to say! Now look, you made my wife cry!
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- Subverted in Last Exile: a soldier mentions that he only needs two more battle survival medals to retire, right before a hopeless battle in which it's clear that everyone is going to die. The battle is then cancelled, and the soldier survives. Subverted even more when that same soldier develops a relationship with a former enemy and makes a promise with her that they would both survive; later he appears to die after having saved the day, complete with all the trappings you would normally expect from this sort of death scene...and then, at the end of the last episode, he is shown to still be alive and living with that former enemy.
- Suitengu in Speed Grapher has a case of this, despite not actually dying. As an enslaved child soldier he's in his last mission before being set free when everything of course goes wrong, and he ends up the only survivor, experimented on and imbued with strange new powers that reshape the rest of his life.
- Death Note, episode 5: FBI agent Ray Penbar is talking to his fiancée about the family they're going to have, right before Light takes control of him and kills him. Though, in this case, the fact that he ignored his former FBI agent fiancee's advice and reminded her she wouldn't need to think after they get married undermines the sympathy. The wife on the other hand is definitely sympathetic (though is still subjected to misogyny).
- In the first episode of Str.A.In.: Strategic Armored Infantry, the Grabera students are preparing to graduate and become glorious Humongous Mecha pilots just like Sara's brother. Guess who swoops in and kills everyone but Sara.
- In the second-to-last episode of the first season of Sailor Moon, the girls decide not to say any "just in case" goodbyes before fighting the final battle, instead choosing to think about where their lives will take them afterward. By the end of the episode, all but the title character are dead. On the other hand, they get better.
- In Fullmetal Alchemist, the first important character to die is Maes Hughes, who was one of the few characters in the series with a still-living family. A running gag in the series was that he would constantly talk about his daughter or wife. This is also lampshaded when during a flashback to the Ishvalan war, Hughes gets a letter from his then-girlfriend and immediately worries that other men might be taking advantage of his absence. Mustang is quick to point out that in movies and novels such talks are a sure-fire way to get the bullet.
- Sent up (like many cliches) in The Tower of Druaga.
- In the first episode, as they face the Crimson Knight, Black Knight (), poor, faceless armoured Utu completely out of the blue says he will go home and get married "just after they finish the battle with Crimson Knight, Black Knight." This despite having gone through many battles before this, without saying anything. He then charges straight at the Black/Crimson Knight by himself and gets skewered. Then, to show there is no possibility that he could have survived, there's a Say My Name moment (UTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!) as well as an on-screen text which says "Utu has died".
- And again, later in the episode, after the earlier-defeated Crimson Knight, Black Knight saves the protagonist because he's The Only One Allowed to Defeat You, the Crimson Knight, Black Knight makes the mistake of saying the exact same thing. The caption "taboo words" flashes on the screen, and he is killed the next moment by dragonfire. Finally, in the protagonist's final confrontation with the Big Bad, the Big Bad says it too.
- It's referenced again in the very last episode of the last season, a sort of lampshading of the previous lampshading. Right before the big final battle, at a point where we could legitimately expect a main character to die in a non-joke scene (this being the final episode, and after some have already died earlier), Utu actually proposes to Fatina.
- Notably, she turns him down immediately, which is probably directly responsible for the fact that everyone survived that battle. Smart move.
- The second part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure has a German soldier named Mark show up, and within two pages of his arrival declare that he and his girlfriend are getting married once he gets leave. Five pages later, he's dead. Noticeable in the anime because you can see Speedwagon cringe at the mention of this.
- In an early chapter of 20th Century Boys, a legendary police detective collapses in the street and dies when he is just one week away from retirement (While on his way to his grandson's birthday party, no less). In this case, there is a reason for the timing. He had just passed on a case he had been working on to a trusted colleague. Unfortunately for him, the colleague was actually working for the enemy and decided He Knows Too Much.
- In Naruto:
- The Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro anime has a policeman obsessed with Cop Shows who attempts to invoke this trope on himself through a complicated plot involving killing cops which he frames a criminal for. It doesn't work.
- Lampshaded and parodied in Kidou Senshi Gundam San. The original TV series and movie have one of Char's comrades killed off during atmospheric entry. In the parody version, just before they launch, the same soldier shows Char a picture of his sweetheart and tells him they're planning to get married once the war is over. Char attempts to stop him, to no avail. Cut to the unfortunate victim plunging to earth, and Char going "I knew it."
- In the original series, there's a retroactive case: Lt. Matilda and Lt. Woody were planning to get married after Operation Odessa. Matilda performs a Heroic Sacrifice to prevent the Black Tri-Stars from destroying Gundam during that operation. The viewer (and White Base crew) only learn about her fiance and engagement several episodes later.
- Subverted in Higurashi: When They Cry, when Ooishi, who is putting off his retirement for one last case, dies in a few arcs. Also subverted with Akasaka, an almost father: Rika tells Akasaka something terrible will happen if he does not go back to his family. Since the series has many innocent-turned-murderers running around, one would expect Akasaka to be the one to die, but instead his wife does, all the way back in the city. His daughter lives. In other arcs the wife and child both die or are both fine)
- Tony from Baccano! probably sets a new record for this: he survives all of thirty seconds after the retirement announcement before one of Russo's lackeys kills him and steals his uniform. This winds up actually being relevant to the plot.
- The Record of Lodoss War OVA includes a random unnamed soldier of the Holy Kingdom of Valis in the episode "The War of Heroes." At the beginning of the episode Parn notices a pendant on his neck, and the soldier says it was a gift from his son for good luck. At the end of the episode, when the battle is over, amongst the dead the pendant is found on a soldier's corpse, presumably the Red Shirt from the beginning.
- In Black Cat, Sven's old partner Lloyd is revealed to have died shortly after buying his daughter a present.
- Mobile Suit Victory Gundam: In the midst of a protracted Zanscare assault on Earth, Zanscare's Lt. Duker Iq proposes to his subordinate, Renda, after learning of her own plans to live peacefully on Earth after the war. True to the form of this trope, both Iq's carrier flagship and Renda's mobile suit are destroyed in the battle that takes place immediately afterwards.
- A very strange subversion and something of a Tear Jerker in retrospect: Huang's griping during the end of the first season of Darker Than Black. He complains about having to schlep people around and says he's going to retire and spend the rest of his life fishing, and shortly afterwards Hei somewhat jokingly tells him to quit smoking, since it'll shorten his life. He dies shortly afterward after luring the Syndicate agents following him into a car chase, but it's shown at the last minute that ''he'd already been shot''. He knew he was dying during his talk about retiring, and in all likelihood Hei did as well.
- Gundam 0083 combines Retirony with His Name Is... to make it blindingly obvious that the character in question is gonna bite it. South Burning opens an episode with his annual physical, where the doctor comments that he should consider retiring soon. Later in the episode Burning muses on getting in touch with his estranged wife after the Zeon remnants are defeated. That's when the His Name Is... element kicks in...
- The Galaxy Railways II, episode 10. A plague is accidentally released on a planet. Two people there are going to get married. You can guess what happens.
- The third episode of Puella Magi Madoka Magica has Mami being happy about having finally made true friends and no longer has to suffer about being a Magical Girl on her own any more, making her talk about having a party with her new friends after they kill the Monster of the Week. Predictably, the monster kills her instead.
- In Muhyo and Roji, two Arcanum guards, Furuya and Iwamoto are about to get married and leave the Arcanum, which Iwamoto is quite eager to do. Furuya has already been killed and impersonated by Face-Ripper Sophie, who then kills Iwamoto.
- Aberline in Black Butler and his fiance were expecting a baby. He dies when he jumps in front of Ciel when Lau lunges at him with his sword. Ciel later sends gifts for the baby to Aberline's fiance.
- In Bomberman Jetters, Shirobon's older brother Mighty was becoming increasingly frustrated with his obsession in mastering the Bomberman fighting style as he served the Jetters team. He eventually reached his breaking point when his best friend and partner Birdy was wounded in an earlier mission and Shiro was abducted by Mujoe, and before that had learned of how much Shiro missed him during his time away. The stress of it all eventually drove him to the point that he admitted that was wasn't cut out for this heroic business and pledged to his brother before departing again that the next mission would be his final. Naturally, He is killed in a trap just as he was about to finish the mission by MechaDoc and his newly made android MA-0/Zero.
- One episode of Madlax featured an assassin going on one last job before retiring - to kill Carrossea Doon. He fails and is killed by Limelda.
- Played to the hilt in episode 4 of Katanagatari, where the show goes far, far out of its way to build up viewer sympathy when a ninja mook goes on for several minutes about his plans to go home and get married after this one last mission, only to have one of the protagonists brutally kill him.
- Happens several times in Monster. In an early episode, Tenma meets a disgruntled journalist whom he eventually becomes friends with. The poor guy tells Tenma about his family that left him, and eventually promises to quit smoking on the doctor's advice. He never gets the chance.
- Subverted in Samurai 7 by Shichiroji. He has a fiance, and fully intends to marry her when he returns from his One Last Job. He is one of the three Samurai who survives the series.
- In Voltes V, General Oka dies in the same episode when he decides to retire.
- The finale of the "Springdale Five-YO" sketches in Yo-kai Watch lampshades this to hell and back. Komasan announce that he's turning in his badge after their next case, and Whisper proceeds to go on a tangent about how every time a character on a cop show says that, it always ends badly for them. In the end, as always, Komasan remains unharmed and Whisper is the one who gets "killed" instead.
- In episode 8 of Danganronpa 3: Despair, Yukizome reassures a concerned Ryota that she will definitely be victorious against Junko, that everything will be fine, and that when Yukizome returns they can chill out and watch anime together. Junko doesn't kill Yukizome, but she might as well have.
- Rinne seems prone to causing this in ViVid Strike!. Two of her opponents note how it'll be their last tournament (in Miura's case it's more that she'll be too old to be in the U-15 bracket), only to be curb-stomped by her. Subverted for the former, as her defeat actually convinced her to keep going even if only at a local level.
- In an Ultimate Marvel example, a middle-aged ex-assassin is seen playing with his grandchildren before being called out of retirement to kill Nick Fury. It's a trap and he gets killed.
- Subverted in Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, in which Commissioner Jim Gordon, mere days away from forced retirement, is accosted by gang members on his way home from work. Via narration, he says that he's thinking of his wife, and... Cut to a newscast, as the newscaster says that Commissioner Gordon was shot dead... before correcting herself and saying that he shot the gang members dead.
- Sin City. Detective John Hartigan was on his last hour of his last day before retirement, as soon as he rescued skinny little Nancy Callahan. Too bad he lives in Sin City. He ended up being shot in the back by his partner, framed for raping the child he saved from an actual child rapist, then thrown into jail where he was resuscitated so that he could be beaten up some more, and then forced to confess to the accusations.
- The "Secret Invasion" arc of Black Panther opens with the Skrull villain narrating that after completing this mission to conquer Wakanda, he will have enough money to retire. He dies.
- There's a scene in Scion where a Raven Red Shirt goes off to fight the Herons after a reference to his wife and daughter has been established. He dies (pretty quickly, too) and the "camera" even lingers on his corpse for awhile as the battle rages on.
- In The Punisher MAX miniseries Born, Stevie is down to "thirty-nine days and a wake-up" before he can leave Vietnam behind for good. You can guess what happens to him by the story's end.
- In the last issue of X-Statix, the team decides to go on one final mission before going their separate ways. None of them survive the mission. Even Dead Girl appears to die for good!
- Parodied in Nextwave, where we open up one issue meeting Officer Mangel at the start of his last week on the job. Turns out he takes cuts from drug dealers in the neighbourhood, robs a guy-who's been nearly blinded by other muggers-because they took his wallet but missed his billfoldnote and takes a cut from the local flophouse. By the time something evil burrows into his chest, the reader is happy to see him get his comeuppance. He survives, whereupon his "friends" come to take him off Nextwave's hands, after Aaron and Tabitha have kicked him around a bit.
- In Mickey Mouse and Friends #303, some of the cop cars get broken after a run in with Mickey's new spy-car that had only a day until retirement.
- A Pegasus guard invokes this trope in My Little Pony: FIENDship is Magic when Twilight Sparkle makes him unlock the door of the cell where Queen Chrysalis and her Changelings are locked in order to give a book to the Queen.
- Lampshaded in Spider-Island:
Iron Fist: Focus, Gravity! No one is dying today!Luke Cage: Well, not me! I've got a brand new baby girl to come home to!Iron Fist: Why'd you have to say that, Luke? Now you've jinxed it.
- Lampshaded and Played for Laughs in Scott Snyder's Batman. Jim Gordon and Harvey Bullock are discussing whether or not Jim has what it takes to be the new Batman, but after seeing that one of the other candidates is a young cop whose wife just gave birth to a baby, Bullock immediately concludes that it has to be Jim.
- In Civil War II #0, Barack Obama suggests that War Machine retire and enter a career in politics, arguing that he's not getting any younger and won't be able to be an Avenger forever. War Machine is then killed by Thanos a short time later, which kicks off the main conflict of the series.
- Something of an odd case due to Comic-Book Time in the James Rhodes debuted as a character in 1979 and was portrayed as a Vietnam vet at the time and has been an Avenger on and off for over 30 years (bacame Iron Man in 1983) without having aged a day.
- The opening arc of Detective Comics (Rebirth) has Tim Drake deciding that he wants to retire from crime fighting so he can attend college and try to live a normal life. He ends up performing a Heroic Sacrifice to save hundreds of people, and the story ends with Bruce breaking down after finding Tim's acceptance letter. Subverted when it later turns out that Tim survived, but is now being held captive by Mr. Oz.
- Played with in Sluagh, as Neville is on his last case with the Aurors. Needless to say, he dies then comes back to life.
- Subverted in Memphis Belle. The entire crew is on their last mission. They make it back in one piece.
- Finding instances of this trope in war films is the subject of the game "Spot the Stiff", explained in this Punt and Dennis sketch.
- Billy the Kid in The Expendables 2 planned to retire from the team and reunite with his girl in Paris after the upcoming mission that the movie revolves around. Ross, in a somewhat Genre Savvy moment, tries to get Billy to take his earnings so far and head off to Paris right away, but Billy insists on tagging along anyhow. The poor Kid doesn't make it.
- Parodied in Last Action Hero; a cop mortally wounded in an explosion (which leaves Jack Slater untouched) gasps out with his last breath that he was "two days to retirement". Musical stinger. Danny sees this coming from a mile away, and calls it as the smoke fades.
- In the movie Sin City, John Hartigan is framed for the abduction of the girl he actually saved on the last day before his (forced) retirement, for which he spends eight years in prison. And then he dies. But not before saving the girl again and taking the Yellow Bastard with him.
- Detective Jerry Black is all set to retire, before he makes... The Pledge. He doesn't die, technically speaking, but it is still a tragedy.
- Agent Morris in Big Game is supposed to retire after the film's flight to Finland. Too bad he opts for a Bodyguard Betrayal instead... predictably, he dies.
- In We Were Soldiers, a soldier gleefully announces that his wife is due to give birth that day. Shortly thereafter, he is mortally wounded by napalm.
- When the older flight attendant in Snakes on a Plane says that she decided to make one last flight before retirement, you know she's a goner. It's averted with the other female flight attendant, though. It's her last flight before leaving to study law. However, the combined force of the two having their "one last flight" at the same time is probably what really unleashed thousands of snakes on the plane.
- In Executive Decision, one of the flight attendants can't stop gushing about her recent engagement/wedding, while the rest of the crew congratulates her. Three guesses who dies first when the hijackers take over the plane.
- Against all odds, the exception comes through for SFC. Troy Barlow in Three Kings. During his little adventure in post-Gulf War Iraq, Barlow is shot (while wearing a kevlar vest), exposed to tear gas, captured by Iraqis, brutally tortured, shot again (sans the vest), and still survives to go home to his wife and daughter (who are brought up frequently). As for his Southern-accented friend who, self-admittedly, has no family to go home to? Not so fortunate.
- Taken to ridiculous heights to lampoon the idea in Hot Shots!. One character, appropriately named "Dead Meat" Thompson receives a visit from his wife as he's preparing to fly a training mission, and what follows is an enormous list of things he has to live for, including his beautiful wife, that he's carrying his (unsigned) life insurance papers with him, and that he's figured out the real culprits in the Kennedy assassination but hasn't told anyone and has the evidence on him.
- In Falling Down, Martin Prendergast, the cop who is investigating Bill Foster's violent breakdown is retiring that very day (and the other detectives joke that he's bound to be killed today) but it's subverted; not only does he survives, but at the end of the movie his encounter with Foster has made him decide not to retire after all.
- In Spawn, Al Simmons goes on one last mission before retiring with his wife to start a family. Take a wild guess what happens to him.
- In the 1986 movie Aliens, after the initial battle with the titular creatures goes to hell in a handbasket and it becomes clear to the survivors that they are trapped without assistance, PFC Hudson (played by Bill Paxton) rants "Aww man, I was getting short, too, four more weeks and out, now I'm gonna buy it on this rock!"note Hudson eventually does buy it on that rock, but at least he overcomes his Heroic B.S.O.D. before it. "YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?! FUCK YOU!"
- In Letters from Iwo Jima, the one named Japanese soldier who survives is the one who was forced to leave his pregnant wife behind when he was called up and has never seen his daughter.
- Subverted in Se7en, in which one of a pair of police partners is set to retire within the next few weeks and is on his last case, but the other guy...well, doesn't die.
- In Fort Apache (John Ford's 1948 film, loosely based on Custer's Last Stand), Captain Sam Collingwood is trying to get moved from Fort Apache to an instructing position at West Point. When his wife finally gets the letter saying that his transfer went through, he is riding off with the regiment to confront the Apaches. Someone tells her to go, to run and tell him that he should come back, but she says "Sam isn't a coward", and then twists the knife by handing the letter back to the message-boy, saying "Keep it. For the captain's return."
- Subverted in Lethal Weapon 3. Just before going into a building with a bomb, Sgt. Murtaugh says that he only has 8 days to retirement. He survives the subsequent bomb explosion. Later, his Genre Savvy wife insists that he wear a bulletproof vest at all times for the last six days before he retires. Not only does he survive the film, but he decides not to retire in the end.
Murtaugh: She loves me.
- In Bruges: Harry leaves his loving family near Christmas to hunt down Ray; Ray has struck up a beautiful romance with a beautiful Belgian drug dealer. Their numbers are up, safe to say.
- Drugstore Cowboy. Bob is killed just as he was getting over his drug addiction and going clean.
- The end of Carlito's Way. Carlito is on his way to escaping his life of crime for good when he's killed over an earlier slight. Shamelessly ripped off by Layer Cake...
- And also by London Boulevard.
- At the end of Layer Cake, the character decides to leave the drug business with a nice nest egg only to get shot by his new girlfriend's jealous ex. Whether or not he survives in the film is open to interpretation.
- The Sting. Con artist Luther Coleman and his apprentice Johnny Hooker pull off a big score. Later we see Luther's wife and children, and he tells Hooker that he's going to use his share of the money to retire. That very night he's thrown out of a window to his death by thugs — because of the scam that provided the money to retire on.
- In The Hunt for Red October, the instant the Russian sub officer says he plans to live in Montana, marry an American woman, and raise rabbits once they defect, it's only a question of how he's going to die.
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka: Two extras (a man and a woman) are talking, with the man holding the woman's hands. A minor villain opens fire with a machine gun, killing the man. Later the woman pulls a box (with a ring inside) out of his pocket and puts the ring on her finger, saying "I waited 12 years for this!". He had been proposing marriage to her: the ring was an engagement ring.
- The RiffTrax for The Empire Strikes Back, which has Chad Vader as a guest riffer, has Chad joking about Darth Vader's You Have Failed Me moment with Captain Needa.
Chad (as Darth Vader): Alright, we Needa new captain. Heh heh. Are any of you three days from retirement?
- To Live and Die in L.A.: Richard Chance's partner, Jimmy Hart, is about to retire. But before he goes, he decides to try and bust Rick Masters and his henchman, Jack, at their counterfeiter warehouse. Bad move. He is shot and thrown into a dumpster for his troubles.
- Michael Mann's film Public Enemies, turns the death of John Dillinger into one of these.
- Face/Off has an example of retirony where the character retiring doesn't actually die but is about to be put in a bad situation. FBI Agent Sean Archer is about to perform one final task to put an end to the reign of a terrorist (Castor Troy) he had been pursuing for years for killing his son. Once this case was closed he would request a desk job and be away from the action. It doesn't quite work out as planned.
- The 2009 movie Moon has an original and heart-wrenching subversion to it. Sam Bell has two more weeks of his three-year contract on the Moon until he gets to go home. Then there's a rover crash and it turns out he's actually a clone with implanted memories, and several of his predecessors did "retire" by being cremated. He doesn't get to go home, but another clone of him does.
- Not that it matters; he still can't go home to his wife and child, because they are living a very happy life with the original Sam, who has been on Earth the entire time.
- No Country for Old Men averts this trope with Sheriff Bell, who is close to retirement throughout the movie. In the end, he retires, and is one of only two characters to survive.
- Eight Below actually had this happen with a dog. Old Jack was introduced in the beginning of the movie as having "just turned ten and getting ready for retirement." Naturally he is one of the two dogs that does not survive.
- The Cannonball Run plays this in retrospect. J.J. is telling Pamela about all the things his father was going to do when he retired, then adds "He died two days before he was supposed to retire."
- The Italian Job (2003) has John Bridger mention that the opening heist will be his last. Guess what happens.
- The guardian of the scroll in the opening of Bullet Proof Monk hands over the responsibility, declares that after sixty years he is finally going to take a vacation, and is promptly gunned down by Nazis.
- German parody movie Neues vom WiXXer had a police officer coming into a room where a gunfight was taking place, announcing that his doctor told him he didn't have cancer after all. Guess what happens to him...
- Turned on its head in Short Time where the main character is deliberately trying to get himself killed while a few days from retirement: mixed up physical results have caused him to believe he is terminally ill and he's trying to die in the line of duty so that his family can get the police insurance money.
- In Brooklyn's Finest, Officer Eddie Dugan has only two weeks till retirement. Subverted, as he survives, just barely.
- In the theatrical version. When the film originally premiered at Sundance, Eddie killed himself in the last scene of the film: he shot himself through the mouth while on a boat fishing, but the ending was already depressing enough with out it. His death scene is a deleted scene on the DVD.
- Star Trek
- Subverted in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, where all of the crew are on their last mission, due to retire in a matter of months. None of them die.
- Star Trek: Generations really played with this one. The film's prologue begins with an already retired Captain Kirk aboard the maiden voyage of the brand new Enterprise-B. The voyage is a nondescript quick lap around the solar system; it and Kirk's presence (along with Scotty and Chekhov) are solely for the sake of the news crews. Naturally, the underequipped Enterprise has to respond to an emergency crisis, and Kirk "dies" repairing critical damage to the deflectors.
- This was kind of the fate of the starship Enterprise herself in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan and Star Trek III: The Search for Spock. After completing two historic five-year missions and being upgraded into the Federation's flagship, the Enterprise was removed from active duty and instead made a training vessel. On a routine training cruise the ship is blasted nearly to scrap by a vengeful madman, and is destroyed outright in the sequel.
- Spoofed like so much else in Black Dynamite, where upon entering Fiendish Dr. Wu's headquarters one character starts talking, for no apparent reason, about how this is his last day in the posse and how he's going to start a family. He's then immediately impaled by a spear. The trope is then lampshaded when Black Dynamite 'flubs' his line by saying, "Who saw that comi- Who saw where that came from?"
- Red Tails features Lightning, the only main character to die in the film who is shot down just days before he's going to marry his fiancee.
- In Exiled, Sergeant Shan keeps on ignoring mobster activity while he can, and when he finds himself getting the tiniest chance of coming close to getting even tangentially involved in mobster activity, phones up their boss and pleads that he only has a few days left before he retired. Subverted; his final shift is up by the time the credits roll.
- The Sender sees the main character's father get killed right before the end of his tour of duty. He got better
- Paris in Pitch Black, to the extent that he was "supposed to die in France". He "never even saw France".
- The Cop in Faster was only a few weeks away from retirement with full benefits before the main character killed him. Though that's because it turns out that he was actually the Big Bad who started everything.
- Subverted in Cellular. The cop Mooney was on his last day on job, but he managed to survive through the end of the film.
- One of the guards at the checkpoint outside the villa raided by The Dirty Dozen comments that he's going on leave in another week or so. He and his compatriot are the first casualties.
- Big Tits Zombie features a stripper days away from retiring, only to turn into a zombie.
- Lampshaded in Scream 4.
- At the end of The Guardian, Senior Chief Randall has finally accepted a desk job, but then he gets called out for one more mission...
- In the Line of Fire manages to play this multiple ways, when Secret Service agent Al mentions his wife and kid in his first scene (played straight), expresses doubt about his ability to be a good agent (implying that he's a rookie, which would invert the trope), then later in the film declares his intent to resign because he can't handle the stress (back to played straight), which his partner Frank talks him out of—shortly before Al is killed by the very assassin they've been pursuing throughout the film. This is averted with Frank, who doesn't retire until the end of the film.
- An odd inversion of sorts in the "compilation" movie Fugitive Alien (as seen on Mystery Science Theater 3000). Captain Joe was on his last trip on the shuttle Bacchus 3 when the Star Wolf Raiders attacked Japan. His wife and daughter ended up dead instead.
- Throughout Oblivion (2013) , both Jack and Victoria mention that they had two weeks remaining on their mission before being sent to the Tet, where they would go with the rest of the human survivors to their new home in the moon of Titan. It's all a lie anyway. It's unclear what the Tet would actually do to them when that time comes, but considering the movie doesn't holds back in showing its monstrosity...
- The 2013 CBC movie Jack, about Canadian politician Jack Layton, emphasizes this aspect of Jack's political career. He never got to spend much time as opposition leader, nor officially declare his political career finished before stepping down from his position as opposition leader, before dying.
- In Epic Queen Tara is on her last day of being in charge. When she's picking her replacement, the villains show up, and well...
- In a variation, towards the end of Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace, Qui-Gon Jinn intends to train Anakin Skywalker, believing Obi-Wan Kenobi is ready to graduate to Jedi Knight status. Needless to say, Qui-Gon doesn't make it to the end of the movie, and Obi-Wan ends up being Anakin's trainer instead.
- Played straight in Legends sources for one of the pilots in the A New Hope. TIE Fighter pilot DS-61-4, better known by his nickname "Dark Curse", was planning on retiring after his next combat. Said next battle was the Battle of Yavin, where he was shot down by Wedge Antilles.
- Subverted in Platoon. After announcing that he's going home in a chopper in ten minutes with the final battle approaching, King (Keith David) actually does make it out alive.
- Played with in Apollo 13. In an interview, James Lovell remarks that Apollo 13 will be his third and final mission, planning to close an impressive career with finally walking on the Moon. Instead, his spacecraft blows up halfway to the Moon. Miraculously, he and his crew survive and return to Earth safely,though sadly, he never gets to walk on the Moon.
- Not clear if it was planned ahead of time, but neither of his crewmates, LM pilot Fred Haise, or CM pilot Jack Swigert ever flew another space mission either.
- Subverted in Operation: Dumbo Drop with Cahill and H.A., who both talk about their upcoming retirement and survive every battle with the NVA.
- The space mission in Gravity was supposed to be Commander Matt Kowalski's last mission before retiring.
- In Avengers: Age of Ultron Hawkeye is shown to have a family most of the Avengers don't know about (aside from Black Widow who is Honorary Aunt) this and other tropes like him saying he'll live forever sets him up to die in battle... then this is subverted when brand new team member Quicksilver dies taking a bullet for Hawkeye, but then as mentioned Hawkeye's wife had a baby on the way.
- In The Bourne Supremacy, Abbott was planning to retire within the year before he committed suicide.
- In Red River Harry Carey's character talks about what he's going to do with the money he gets when the cattle drive is over. He talks about buying a home and getting his wife a pair of fancy red shoes. He's dead five minutes later.
- In The Last Witch Hunter, 36th Dolan dies the same night he retires from service. The very improbability of that makes Kaulder suspect that something isn't right about it, and indeed, his death turns out to be less than natural. Subverted in that he's not really dead, but cursed.
- In The Last Of The Good Guys, a policeman dies (of a heart attack!) on his last day of work, and the plot is his co-worker friends trying to cover it up so he retires with full benefits.
- Purgatory: The Sheriff, who is a few days from going home when Blackjack shows up. Inverted in that "retiring" means dying, and subverted in that he gets to go to heaven anyway.
- Subverted in Hell or High Water: Marcus is about to be forced into retirement as a Texas Ranger when he finishes his current case hunting down robbers, and he jokes about how he'd rather die in a shoot-out with the criminals than be alone and bored for the rest of his life. Instead, when they finally track down Tanner Howard it's Marcus's younger partner Alberto who is killed.
- Battle: Los Angeles: Nantz is two days from retiring from the Marines when the movie starts. Subverted, in that he survives the events of the movie and goes right back into the war without hesitation at the end. In fact, it's precisely because he's about to retire that he is able to cope with the deaths of others and adapt quickly, whereas the younger troops aren't ready for so gruesome a battle.
- Only the Brave: As they're heading to Yarnell, Eric tells Jesse this will be his last fire season. Then he's one of those caught in the fire that claims nineteen of his crew in the biggest loss of firefighters since 9-11.
- Lampshaded in Tanya Huff's Valor's Choice. One of the squad members is looking lovingly at a picture of his daughter, and another squad member snatches it out of his hands, rips it up and starts ranting about how anyone who starts making references to family or retirement is the next person to die. The first squad member, confused, starts to talk about his upcoming retirement and is summarily gagged.
- Aral Vorkosigan mentioned at one point that he was going to duck this trope by never retiring. And when last seen was still in active service, as planetary viceroy of Sergyar. He died of a stroke, still unretired.
- Sergeant Jack Vincennes from L.A. Confidential manages to more or less fix the mess he's turned his life into, patch up his differences with his wife and is looking forward to retiring in a couple of weeks... so, naturally, he catches a bullet in the face.
- Matt Howard, the first person to die in the Honor Harrington series, is an officer in the Native Protection Agency on the planet Medusa. The only things we are told about him is his name and that he was due to retire from his service in two years.
- Played with in Feet of Clay: Sergeant Colon makes a lot of noise about how he's six weeks away from retirement and wants to go live in the country and "buy a farm". This being Discworld, he doesn't actually "buy the farm", and after some far too up-close-and-personal experiences with animals, decides he wants nothing to do with rural life after all.
- Played straight in Jingo, in the scene where a Morporkian patrol surprises Vimes and Ahmed. Ahmed kills a pair of the soldiers before Vimes can clear up the misunderstanding. While disposing of the corpses, their sergeant mentions that one of them had just been showing the squad a picture of the girl he left behind the previous night.
- In Angels in Iron, it happens before a mission that a Mauve Shirt knows ahead of time is going to be fatal. It does, indeed, kill him.
- In the novelisation of the Doctor Who story "Spearhead From Space", a policeman who is shot dead by Autons is going to retire the following day.
- Lampshaded in Descent: Stealing Thunder, when protagonist Ben St. John is shown worrying about this trope:
- Star Trek: New Frontier, "Missing In Action": A Romulan on a stealth ship desperately wants to get home to his pregnant wife. He dies by being blown out the airlock by Soleta, along with every other Romulan on the ship except the Subcommander, who saw his commander's treachery coming.note
- The novelization of Jason X mentions that Private Johnson, the soldier guarding the captive Jason at the beginning, only has a few weeks of service left.
- In the Alex Rider book Scorpia, an elderly assassin in the SCORPIA organization decides to retire from the organization to spend more time with his grandchildren, but not before the Big Bad Julia Rothman gives him a suitcase containing something as a parting gift. When he opens it on the gondola, it turns out to be...full of poisonous scorpions!
- The narrator of All Quiet on the Western Front dies in October 1918, i.e. about a month before the Armistice.
- Admiral Helaw in Death Star. To be fair, his impending retirement wasn't given nearly as much attention as his caution, since he was telling his protege, Admiral Motti, that even the best-laid plans can go awry and Motti mustn't think that even the Death Star couldn't have a fatal flaw.
- Teased in Sharpe's Waterloo, in which d'Alembord postpones his retirement — and marriage — for the titular battle, and becomes convinced that he's therefore going to die. He loses a leg, but survives.
- The set-up is inverted in Catch-22. Nately has actually completed all the missions he needs to get sent home to the U.S., but volunteers to fly more because he needs to stay near the Italian girl he has fallen in love with. He is doomed from the moment he agrees to go on even one more mission.
- The whole Catch-22 is one big example itself. Most pilots are being just one mission away from being sent home, then during mission almost all of them survive, but upon returning to base they find out that the number of missions they need to complete had gone up again. Repeat until almost no one is left alive.
- In Redshirts, one of the ensigns who dies on a mission was going to be transferred off the Intrepid when Lieutenant Kerensky forced him into going on one more away mission. He was about to get married as well. Kerensky had intended it to be one last adventure before his departure and meant it as a gift; to the other characters who have realized that people always die on away missions, it comes across as an extraordinarily sadistic and cruel move and they have to restrain themselves from killing Kerensky afterwards.
- Heavily lampshaded in One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night by Christopher Brookmyre, in which character Ali McQuade reflects that he has the "all to play for, baby on the way" backstory that would absolutely doom him in fiction, and is silently glad that he didn't tell anyone, lest he instantly attract a bullet.
- Lloyd Alexander's The Chronicles of Prydain novel The Black Cauldron. Adaon speaks several times of Arianllyn, the woman to whom he is betrothed. Guess what happens to him not too much later?
- In The Commander's Daughter by Y. Jakovlev, the heroine at one point chatters with an army baker who tells her that his conscription time will be over in a week and he is going home. The next day, the Germans attack, and the soldier is among the killed.
- Used straight in "Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk" by David Sedaris. The trope is so undead that the author doesn't even bother to lampshade it, the tragic fate is just noted en passant.
- Subverted in The King's Buccaneer: Admiral Amos Trask agrees to one final voyage before he retires, just a simple trip to deliver Prince Nicholas to Crydee. During a stop at Sorcerer's Island we get a prophecy that nine shall depart, and some shall not return. The easy out-and-back voyage turns out to be somewhat harder than expected, and during the next-to-last battle of the story, Amos gets stabbed in the gut, the sort of wound that it was established earlier is beyond the ability of the ship's magician to treat. He gets better.
- Orkneyinga Saga: Jarl Harald asks Svein Asleifarson to stop his raiding trips and Svein promises to do so, more so as he is "getting on in years" anyways; he only wants to go on one last raiding voyage he has already planned for autumn. On this voyage, Svein is killed in an ambush.
- This is the final fate of Geralt in The Lady of the Lake. Just a second after proclaiming his retirement from Chronic Hero Syndrome an anti-nonhuman riot starts in Rivia. He decides to protect them one last time. It does not end well for him.
- In Siegfried Lenz's The Lightship, the titular ship (essentially an off-shore lighthouse, permanently anchored to a reef) gets captured by armed pirates during its last watch before being decommissioned. The captain's determination to avoid this trope for all his men then becomes the driving plot.
Live Action TV
- Col. Henry Blake, is sent home from the Korean War by plane. The rest of the cast later finds out that his plane went down and that there were no survivors.
- Another episode deals with a wounded soldier who reacts poorly to a blood transfusion because the blood on the dog tags isn't his blood type. Father Mulcahey learns that the wounded man had switched his dog tags with a friend who just gotten his discharge papers so that he could go home, and spends the rest of the episode trying to figure out what if anything he can do about it.
- In the first season finale, the camp dentist gets an attack of paranoia to go with his travel papers. He refuses to go anywhere or touch anything until he goes home, not even a salt shaker. His jeep crashes as it's pulling out of the camp. The dentist ends up recovering in traction in post-op. The other person involved in the accident is New Meat who, to quote the dentist, "Didn't even pop a pimple!"
- The Sopranos: Tony points out to Christopher a man enjoying his retirement party in the nearby restaurant as being the Corrupt Cop who murdered his father. When an understandably incensed Christopher asks him why he's only just now being told this, Tony explains the man has been useful. Until tonight, of course.
- Tour of Duty, which followed a platoon of soldiers fighting the Vietnam War, had an odd tendency of killing off anyone who was 'getting short' (ie: Was about to complete their mandatory one-year Tour and be sent home). Even the main characters weren't always immune to this.
- Played with when one character was only grievously wounded when he found out he was 'getting short'. In a much later episode, we find out that said character later recovered in hospital, re-enlisted, got promoted, and returned to combat...only to be Killed Off for Real this time.
- CSI: Miami
- In one episode, Horatio is talking to Speedle about his bike, saying Speedle might need something with a door one day. Speedle says he has plenty of time for that. Two minutes later, Speedle is dead.
- Another episode inverts the trope by having a new medical examiner show up, cheerful about starting her first day at work. Seconds later she is shot to death. Thus, making her an example of...(puts on sunglasses)…hirony. note
- Done to Gallant in Iraq. The instant he starts to say he has a wife at home he can't wait to get back to, the truck he's in blows up.
- After Pratt died, it was revealed that he was planning to propose to his girlfriend (played straight) and was about to be named ER Chief (inverted).
- A bounty hunter mentions that the Case of the Week is his last before retirement. Shawn instinctively ducks, then brings up this trope.
- Played completely straight at the very end of season 6 with Henry. Well... we don't actually know if he died, but the trope is in play.
- In an invoking of this trope, a character is brought out of retirement in The Grid and killed shortly after.
- The West Wing:
- Played straight in the first season. President Bartlet asks his friend the happily married army doctor about his wife and kids... he's dead by the end of the episode.
- A variation occurs at the end of season 5: recurring character Percy Fitzwallace was called out of retirement to help on a diplomatic mission to Israel and was killed during a car bombing.
- Inverted with Lister from Red Dwarf. He tells Rimmer about his plan to save up all of his money, take only a few more trips on the ship, and then retire to Fiji with his cat. He is then forced to go into stasis, which means that he survives while everyone else on the ship dies, leaving him stranded in a ship that's been adrift for 3 million years.
- In Farscape, two bounty hunters gets a quick mention at the start of the episode that this is going to be their last mission. And do they survive it...?
- It happens again to Chiana's friend in "Home on the Remains"—she strikes it rich, and gets mauled to death before she can collect her riches and retire.
- Inverted in Battlestar Galactica (2003). Commander Adama is a few days from retirement in the miniseries, and is one of the few humans who doesn't die. He doesn't retire, either.
- In the second episode of Maou, a friend of the protagonist's details his plans to quit being a loan shark and open up a restaurant. Before the end of the episode, he's died of an asthma attack while being threatened by an angry client who thinks he kidnapped her daughter because she couldn't pay back her loan.
- Subverted by the Genre Savvy Xander in the season 3 finale of Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
Xander: I’ve been lucky too many times. My number’s coming up. And now we’re short! One more rotation and I’m shipping state-side, you know what I mean?
- Subverted by the Brigadier in the 1989 Doctor Who serial Battlefield. While the early scenes showing the Brig enjoying a cosy retirement with his wife before answering the call of duty once more are designed to set up a tragic end, he miraculously survives the climatic face off with the Destroyer.
- Mercilessly lampshaded in "The Impossible Planet". ("'No turning back'? That's almost as bad as 'nothing can possibly go wrong', or 'It's gonna be the best Christmas Walford's ever had!'")
- Inverted in Terror of the Vervoids - instead of being killed on his last voyage, Rudge threatens people with a gun and allies with the Vervoids.
- Zig-Zagged in "The Wheel in Space." A character named Flannigan is attacked almost immediately declaring he's expecting a long leave on Earth after he gets back. He's able to fight off one of the attackers but ends up mind controlled by the Cybermen. Ultimately subverted as he's also released from Cyberman control and helps the Doctor and Jamie save the day.
- One MADtv sketch features a cop one day from retirement and his partner encountering a pair of armed robbers. They exchange shots, and every bullet fired hits the near-retiree. Even the ones fired after the fleeing robbers ricochet back just to hit the retiring cop.
- Whose Line Is It Anyway? parodies this trope as used in Saving Private Ryan.
Waiter: Here, have some wine. This is my last table before I go home and see the wife and [mimics being shot] kkkkghh!
- Played with at Kate's death at the end of NCIS season two.
Tony: You did good.Gibbs: For once, DiNozzo's rightKate: [stands up] Wow, I thought I'd die before I ever heard*BANG*
- Another episode features a Genre Savvy guest character on the verge of retirement and not at all enthusiastic about going into the field with Tony, who has a reputation for nearly getting killed on a frequent basis.
- In the pilot episode of Wiseguy, Vinnie's mentor Stan Dermott announces that he will be retiring to Florida after finishing one last investigation. Dave Steelgrave, the target of that investigation, murders Stan.
- Mystery Science Theater 3000
- Parodied in one episode when a very young looking cop is killed in the line of duty and one of the guys quips "And he had only fifty years before he retired."
- Again in Future War, the heroes kill one dinosaur and the film immediately cuts to another one roaring, prompting Mike to have the dinosaur lament that his dead buddy was just two days from retirement.
- In the "Stay Focused or Die" episode of Deadliest Catch, the Katmai sinks, and the ten survivors are forced into two life rafts (holding four and six). In the one with the six, one of the crew members stripped to the waist in order to try to close the raft's flap and save everyone's lives. The captain gets choked up as he talks about how the man turned to him, grinned, and said they were gonna see their kids again minutes before being swept overboard.
- Subverted in Rescue Me. The Chief is rotated out of the firehouse for a desk job. Instead of living and enjoying his income 'til a peaceful end...he has his one "perfect day" and then shoots himself
- Played straight and then subverted in The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. episode "Bye Bly", where Lord Bowler talks of retiring to become a wine grower in Napa. Needless to say he's shot and killed by Big Bad Bly. So naturally Brisco has to use the Orb to go back in time (again!) to save him.
- Discussed by Punt And Dennis, in their "Spot the Stiff" sketch.
- In the Japanese drama Shōkōjo Seira, based on A Little Princess, Seira pleads with her father to not go anywhere dangerous before he left. He promised, but eventually he would come to break that promise as he goes into the mines. That day, there was an accident that cost him his life.
- In the pilot of 21 Jump Street, Charlie Donagan is six months from retirement and trying very hard to defy this trope. His hot-headed young partner Tom Hanson really isn't helping.
- Dwight's father, a detective with the MPD, died just days before hanging it up in Memphis Beat. Dwight was never really the same after that incident, and it's implied this is part of the reason he joined the police force in the first place. Dwight recently discovered evidence that his dad was dirty, and has since developed even more confused feelings about him and the incident.
- The first episode of Detroit 1-8-7 has both a veteran cop about to retire and fulfill his dream of living in Italy as well as a rookie detective whose wife is about to give birth. Neither can shut up about it and it annoys their partners throughout the episode. The veteran is never in any danger while the rookie is shot in the final scene right before his phone rings with the news that his wife has gone into labour. The veteran was still on the force when the show was cancelled. He had filed for retirement, but changed his mind.
- Star Trek:
- An early episode of Star Trek opens with Kirk presiding over the wedding of two ensigns. Just before he can pronounce them man and wife, a red alert sounds, forcing them to abort the ceremony. The rest of the episode deals with the Enterprise battling a Romulan ship. At the end of the episode, Kirk asks if any of the crew were killed. It turns out that everyone on the ship survived — except the guy who was about to get married.
- In "Relics" from Star Trek: The Next Generation, it turns out that this was Scotty's fate. He was on his way to a retirement colony when his ship crashed on a Dyson Sphere. Scotty ended up surviving by suspending himself in a transporter beam for nearly seventy years, until he was rescued by the Enterprise-D.
- In Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, O'Brien is brought to trial by the Cardassians, who are framing him and trying to tie him to the Maquis. His lawyer later tells Odo that he is only a year to retirement and does not want this trial screwed up. At the end, he actually wins the trial and fearfully says "They'll kill me..."
- In Star Trek: Voyager, Joe Carey (the engineer who was shuffled aside in favor of B'Elanna Torres) would disappear for episodes - and seasons - at a time, only making appearances in flashback or alternate-reality episodes. In the late-seventh season episode "Friendship One", he shows up again, lamenting that he's one nacelle away from completing a model of Voyager, as well as discussing his family. He is then killed on an away mission by the alien-of-the-week. Interestingly, Carey is the final on-screen casualty from Voyager in the series - the crew makes it back home just a couple episodes later.
- Inverted in The Bill when Probationary Constable Billy Rowan was stabbed to death in his first episode.
- Parodied on 30 Rock's 100th episode, when a gas repairman repeatedly tells people it's his last day while showing people the picture of the girl he's going to marry. At the end of the episode, he remarks that he made it through his last day, and then realizes he's been shot.
- Castle does this with Captain Montgomery. Having announced his intention to retire at the end of the 3rd season's next to last episode (an announcement that's waved off by Beckett), he turns out to be a part of the conspiracy that led to Beckett's mother's murder in the 3rd season's last episode. He was only a rookie at the time, and has spent the rest of his career atoning for it, and he's only lying to Beckett to protect his family. He dies killing Hal Lockwood, the man who would kill his family and Beckett, but it's after he was fatally shot by Lockwood.
- Law & Order: Claire Kincaid debates leaving the DA's office (and possibly the legal profession altogether) shortly before she's killed in a car accident.
- Subverted on Law & Order: UK (while simultaneously playing Birth/Death Juxtaposition straight). DS Ronnie Brooks gushes to his partner about the birth of his grandson and the possibility of reconciling with his estranged daughter. Sure enough, minutes later. . .his partner is shot and killed.
- Played very, very straight on T.J. Hooker whenever a cop is killed. But in a show like this, it's to be expected.
- On Person of Interest this forms the backstory of one of the "persons of interest". A soldier in Afghanistan finds out that he is going to be a father and shortly afterward switches seats with his best buddy while on a mission. A bomb goes off and kills the soldier which causes the buddy to feel enormous guilt. When the buddy gets home he tries to help the dead soldier's wife and gets involved with some very shady characters.
- Played straight on Home and Away, when Charlie was shot by Jake on her last day as a cop shortly after making plans to move to Sydney with her daughter and their respective boyfriends. She died in hospital, after her life support was switched off. Though what with her previous three and a half years on the show, this doesn't quite tick all the boxes.
- Parodied in Hikonin Sentai Akibaranger. The heroes were in fear that if the final enemy is defeated the show would end. Thus, the final enemy started spouting lines usually said before someone bites the dust, including 'visiting his fiancee when it's all over' - this very trope.
- Inverted in the Season 2 finale of Sons of Anarchy, where Half-Sack, a SAMCRO Prospect, is unexpectedly killed just as he's about to be admitted to the club as a full-fledged member.
- In the Beginning, the first Babylon 5 movie, gives us Captain Sterns (Sheridan's CO) who is said to be shortly before retirement. Then the Earth-Minbary war begins, and Sterns is killed in the Black Star attack (the same in which Sheridan finally destroys the supercruiser).
- Horst "Hotte" Herzberger in the 2011-2012 season of the German action series Alarm für Cobra 11. The idea of his retirement came up as early as 2002, but the character pushed through to be Killed Off for Real a decade later.
- On Breaking Bad, DEA Agent Hank Schraeder finally succeeds in nailing his brother-in-law, Walter White, as a drug kingpin; turning Walt in will result in his own career being over, making this his final case before forcible retirement. After arresting Walt, he makes a phone call to his wife to tell her it's all over, and is then killed.
- Air Crash Investigation:
- The pilots of Partnair Flight 394 were both a few months from retirement.
- Subverted with David Cronin of United Airlines Flight 811, who's also close to retirement, but survives.
- In Jessica Jones, Detective Oscar Clemmons mentions that he's two years away from mandatory retirement with full pension. He's killed by Will Simpson near the end of season 1.
- The pilot episode of Lewis has a non-lethal variation on this trope, as the Detective Inspector who Hathaway is originally assigned to ends up being fired after getting caught drink-driving on the job, a few weeks before he was due to retire anyway. As a result, Lewis, who was originally earmarked for a training position at the local police academy, gets to take over his position.
- In the Arrow episode "11:59", Laurel considers giving up being a vigilante to become the DA, and decides to go on "one last mission" to stop Damian Darhk from escaping prison. She's stabbed by Darhk in the riot, and and dies in the hospital shortly after. Played with, in that while she's in the hospital she decides she can't give up being the Black Canary as it "makes her feel alive inside".
- Double example in "Assignment 2" of Sapphire and Steel, in which the aggrieved ghosts include a World War II fighter pilot who died on his very last mission before he'd have earned demobilization, and a World War I infantryman who got killed after the armistice because somebody on the other side hadn't gotten the news in time.
- Chicago Fire ended one season with Mouch telling Herrmann that he's retiring after fighting the fire they've been called to. After entering the building, he suffers a heart attack and collapses. Subverted in the following season's premiere when it's revealed he survived and changed his mind about retiring.
- In the season final of Cops: L.A.C., Graeme is killed while responding to an armed robbery while on the verge of retirement. In his case, a somewhat Karmic Death, due to his involvement in a hit and run at the start of the series, which he'd stated that he had no intention of turning himself in for.
- Million Yen Women: Inverted. Nanaka got killed a few days after making plans to end a year-long sabbatical on her job.
- "I Was Only Nineteen" by Redgum, a song about The Vietnam War, contains the line:
And Frankie kicked a mine the day that mankind kicked the moon
God help me... he was going home in June.note
- The pilot in Kim Wilde's song "Cambodia" goes missing in action just when his wife is expecting him to return home.
- The protagonist in Cold Chisel's "When The War Is Over" fears becoming this. He also mentions that if he makes it back alive, he won't be the same man.
- The cowboy in Michael Martin Murphey's "When the Work's All Done This Fall" hasn't seen his home "since very long ago" and is planning to return as soon as this cattle-herding season ends.
Charlie died at daybreak; he died from a fall.
He'll not see his mother when the work's all done this fall.
- "El Bandito" in "Cross the Brazos at Waco" is planning on giving up the outlaw life to be with his sweetheart. He's caught and shot dead by the posse one stanza after discarding "the guns she hated."
- An aversion happens in "Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Roses" by Kathy Mattea. The song is about a truck driver named Charlie who is on his last haul before retiring to go be with his wife. The song seems like a setup for him to crash and never make it home, but amazingly (especially since it was a Country Music song,) he does.
- The narrator of Iron Maiden's "Ghost of the Navigator" starts the song with "I have sailed to many lands Now I make my final journey"... and in his final journey he meets either actual ghost ships or is haunted by the idea of retiring.
- Dino Attack RPG has what might be not only a subversion but an inversion with Montoya. He was a former small-time crook involved with a big heist on a multi-million dollar corporation and the one member of the crew who had been planning to go clean when he was done. The heist was a disaster as a result of interference from one Silencia Venemosa, and Montoya was one of only two men to escape from the massacre with their lives. Fast forward a few years later to the actual Dino Attack, and not only has Montoya successfully gone clean, but his only surviving partner and Silencia herself are killed in the final battle, making him the last surviving participant of the heist.
- Notably subverted in The History Boys: Hector is being forced to retire early because the headmaster has discovered that he had been groping his students. At the end of the show, he is allowed to come back next year, only to be killed on his way home when his motorbike crashes.
- In The Rose Tattoo, when Assunta tells Serafina that her husband's job smuggling dope under bananas in his 10-ton truck could lead him to get killed, Serafina protests that tonight is his last run for the Brothers Romano and that he can start making his own living tomorrow. Serafina waits in vain for the return of the truck and its driver, which meet a fiery end together before next morning.
- The only good playable character in the Super Robot Wars Original Generation series to die? The brave Captain who had one last campaign to go on before he retires to train soldiers.
- Inversion in Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword. We don't find out until after Leila, Matthew's love interest, is killed that he had intended to quit and marry her after this last mission.
- The Code Geass game for Nintendo DS parodies this. In one stage, the player sees two Mooks talking, one saying that when everything is done, he plans on returning to his hometown and getting married. Immediately afterwards, Zero enters and kills him.
- The No One Lives Forever series was very fond of Enemy Chatter like this too.
- After a dozen missions or so in Modern Warfare, as the player character and his squad are escaping from the events of the previous mission, Staff Sergeant Griggs and Captain Price begin talking about how to serve a beer (cold or warm?). Griggs mentions that he'll have to "school y'all when we get back to the States," and Gaz mentions stopping in London first, where "I'm buying". Thanks, thanks a lot.
- The American characters in Call of Duty: World At War in the mission "Breaking Point": in the opening narration sequence, Sgt. Roebuck explains that "once we take Shuri Castle, we go home. All of us." By the end of the mission, either he or Polonsky is dead. The player hears the earlier statement repeated in his head as Polonsky/Roebuck hands him the fallen Marine's dog tags, as if to further drive the point home.
- Dragon Age: Origins features as a fellow Grey Warden recruit, Ser Jory, who is awfully keen to tell you of his lovely wife back home (pregnant with their first child), and how much he can't wait to get back to his family when the war is over. Guess what happens?
- A subversion. Jory's worried about the odds of dying in the Joining ceremony. Daveth is the guy who dies. Jory freaks out, and pulls a weapon on the more experienced Duncan. Hilarity Ensues. Jory doesn't die because he's the guy with the pregnant wife - he dies because he's about to attack his own team as he's the guy with the pregnant wife. Afraid to be a Red Shirt because of the low life span? No worries! Attack one of the Gold Shirts. That's a ''much'' better idea.
- The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion has a humorous example of this trope seen from the other side in one of the Dark Brotherhood quests. The player character is tasked with the assassination of a notorious rival of the Dark Brotherhood, a certain captain of the guard who has already retired, and is now on some kind of holiday. But the Dark Brotherhood will "not let him have his victory like this", so you go and catch up with him even after he is retired.
- In Fracture the hero Jet drops down into a spacious tunnel and stops to receive a message while two redshirts drop down and proceed ahead of him. Before they get taken out in a blast from an unseen source this exchange occurs.
Redshirt 2:Shut up and keep moving.
- In Neverwinter Nights 2, there is Amie, who, if spoken to before the end of the Harvest Festival, mentions her plans for the future, which include, but are not limited to, "Adventuring, finding some artifacts with you and Bevil, then eventually settling down and retiring to Candlekeep where she'll tell stories to children into old age." Sure enough, the very night after the Harvest Festival ended, she was blasted by a bunch of fireballs.
- Mass Effect 2 seems to lampshade this with Captain Bailey of C-Sec, who makes note of his fondness for Earth and his plans to retire to "the foothills" before making it clear that he doesn't plan on retiring any time soon, hinting at this trope.
- In the first game, a scientist in Peak 15 - a research facility beset by acid-spitting bug-like aliens - bemoans the fact that her contract was up just when the bugs attacked.
- And then there's the crewman in the Crew Quarters of the ship talking to a friend for the first few missions about his newborn daughter and his wife living on a Terminus colony called New Canton before it's hit by the Collectors. However, it turns out the crewman was able to arrange his family to be moved to the safety of Earth, so it seems to be subverted. And then the entire crew's abducted, and it's up to the player whether or not they'll let this man see his family...
- In Mass Effect 3, Mordin muses about retiring, relaxing on a beach, and maybe collecting seashells. When Shepard replies that he'd go crazy from boredom within five minutes, he quips back that maybe he'll run tests on the seashells. Needless to say, unless you followed a particular chain of events in the two previous games, he's not going to get a chance to run those tests on the seashells - more likely, he either dies curing the krogan genophage, or trying to after Shepard shoots him in the back to stop him. Even if you did convince him to not follow up on the Genophage, he is forced to spend the rest of his days trying to undo the sabotage he did on the cure.
- In Episode 4 of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, it's frequently mentioned that Coach Z's character Renaldo has two weeks until retirement. There are a number of close calls, and far more lampshaded references, but what eventually gets Renaldo is being left behind on a space station that's about to crash into the sun. (Or rather, the fact that Strong Bad deleted the scene where he would have been rescued).
- In Wing Commander II Elizabeth "Shadow" Norwood is close to retirement when the Kilrathi kill her. Indeed, as soon as she mentions that she's retiring next month a Genre Savvy player knows exactly what's coming.
- If Paladin dies in the first game, Shotglass laments that he was a month away from retirement. Canonically averted; he takes up a non-combat position in Special Ops in WCII and survives the war with the Kilrathi.
- In the first game's Secret Missions 2 expansion, Bossman starts to repeatedly talk about wanting to see his family again. He dies soon after.
- Some of the evil mooks in 2005's The Punisher claim they were about to retire/are married/have kids/whatever. It's possible to leave them alive (but not as much fun).
- Ace Combat seems to have a lot of this.
- In Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War, PJ announces that he's going to propose to his girlfriend after the last mission - he even bought flowers. Guess who happens to brake right into the path of the final boss's laser as he tried to move back into combat flight formation.
- Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War has an occurrence right after your squad rolls over the "impregnable" enemy fortress, where they would have been a mere two missions away from finishing the game if it wasn't for a third-enemy spy organization convincing their (now-usurped) government that they're traitors.
- Ace Combat 6: Fires of Liberation has it up the wazoo with Shamrock. During the Liberation of Gracemeria (the endgame), he talks about how he's going to introduce you to his family, going so far as reminding you to bring flowers for his daughter. When it's revealed that his family was killed during the operation, in the final final mission, he goes all suicidal and flies right into a Death Star trench run-style alley to get important mission data. He gets hit several times and isn't seen to bail out. Subverted in that he doesn't die, but is now stuck in a wheelchair.
- Subverted in the Battlefield: Bad Company games. Your squadmates spend the whole game commenting that this is Sgt. Redford's last mission before he can retire. He survives, despite often Tempting Fate, being black, and being the senior figure in the group. It is also sort of a Double Subversion in that his retirement keeps getting postponed because he's not dying - particularly amusing considering that service in the eponymous "Bad Company" is supposed to count faster towards your discharge.
- Subverted in Final Fantasy X, where Auron was killed at the very end of his first pilgrimage with Braska. He's not the sort to let a little thing like death bother him.
- Invoked in Kingdom of Loathing, in the fight against the Space Marine.
- Saints Row
- Lampshaded in Saints Row 2, as one of the lines a cop will say in a standoff with the player is something along the lines of having one week left before retirement.
- In Saints Row: The Third, if you take the "happy ending" route, during the "Gangstas in Space" mission, Pierce's character is killed, and just before he dies, says that he only had two days until retirement.
- Used in one case of Ace Attorney Investigations. Detective Badd mentions that this is his last day before retirement, even officially announcing his retirement at midnight, right before he is arrested for being part of the Yatagarasu. So that actually makes this an aversion.
- In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, at the Glitz Pit, King K says that after one more match he is going to retire. Later you find him and Bandy Andy under a block, because they know too much about Grubba's energy-sucking machine that uses the Crystal Star's power. They ultimately survive and return to the Glitz Pit.
- God of War III's Hercules tells Kratos that he considers killing him to be his thirteenth and final labor. Killing Kratos, however, is very hazardous to your health, and... well...
- Spoofed in Umineko: When They Cry's infamous Krauss vs. Goat-Butler scene, which teaches us that it's always good to make sure your Elite Mook isn't ten days away from retirement before sicking him on the Puny Humans.
Goat-butler: That's right, I'd actually planned on washing my hands of this business when this job was over, and returning to my hometown. Sorry, my little goat sister, Onii-chan...I was only ever a nuisance. And I ...a-actually had a childhood friend, and was going to marry her when I got home!
- Lampshaded by Grand Theft Auto IV in the mission "To Live and Die in Alderney". Your partner for the mission reveals that he's just married the love of his life, and has also been busy caring for his aging mother and putting his sister through college. Can be averted in that he doesn't have to die during the mission if you watch out for him.
- In one World of Warcraft quest, one NPC is greatly saddened by the death of his wife, as he had planned on retiring with her after his mission was over. In another example in Cataclysm, a Horde negotiator to the Dragonmaw plans on retiring afterward. and wonders if he is expendable because of his red shirt.
- One tip mission in City of Heroes references this trope. Alongside the regular enemies is a "Retiring Detective" who is ten levels lower than the rest of the enemies, guaranteeing he'll get defeated by accident.
- Dead Space: In the first game you're on the USG Ishimura, a ship that was the first of its kind and is scheduled for decommissioning the following year. All the actual crew except one survivor, who dies in the second game's first big DLC die horrible, sometimes self-inflicted deaths. The ship is left abandoned before finally being brought to another place, the Sprawl, the main location of Dead Space 2
- Sephiroth in Crisis Core essentially was considering abandoning Shinra and SOLDIER after their mission in Nibelheim depending on the results of the mission, namely because of growing distrust of the organization. He abandons it, all right, and wipes out Nibelheim as well.
- In Dungeons of Dredmor, one of the randomly generated Enemy Chatter lines is "one more adventurer and I can retire"note . Unfortunately for it (or, perhaps, fortunately — this IS a roguelike), that adventurer would be you.
- The Joker claims that this happened to his father when he was young in a taped interview you can find in Batman: Arkham Asylum, but Doctor Young comments that she's seen that movie, and tells him to move on.
- In Corpse Party, we have Mayu Suzumoto, who has just finished her last day at her current school before she transfers. Out of all the deaths in this game, hers is probably the worst.
- Parodied towards the beginning of The Reconstruction—the character saying this is onboard a ship that's about to be rammed, and is narrowly missed by the ramming ship's frontal spike. He decides to stay away from the action.
- Variation in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: Kodlak Whitemane wants to cure himself of his lycanthropy before he dies so he can go to Sovngarde. He sends the player on a quest to help prepare the ritual. While (s)he's away, the Silver Hand assaults Jorrvaskr, and, naturally, Kodlak is the only casualty. (Luckily, it turns out that the ritual can still be done and Kodlak can be cured posthumously and be able to go to Sovngarde anyway.)
- Played with and lampshaded in Dungeons & Dragons Online: The quest Assault on Summerfield gives you an optional sidequest to protect an NPC, Captain Markus, during waves of attack. If he survives, and you talk to him after completing the rest of the mission, he mentions that he's retiring in two days and didn't really expect to survive the battle.
- If you lose to Nasty Ned in The Town With No Name, the player character laments that he had one more page before he finished his novel and falls over dead.
- In Motherload, when you first pass a depth of 2,000 feet you get a transmission from another miner saying that next week he's planning to retire to the moons of Jupiter with his wife and three daughters. Guess what happens to him shortly thereafter.
- Lampshaded in Advance Wars Dual Strike by Eagle and Sami in the final mission. If the player sends them out together, the following dialogue will happen.
Eagle: "I want you to promise me something, Sami. Promise that if we both return from this battle alive..."
Sami: "Oh no you don't! Stop it right there! If two people make a promise like that, one of them is going to end up dead! You might as well tell me that you're two days away from retirement! Save the promises for later, OK? We'll talk when we get back in one piece."
- Discussed in the Touhou Universe Compendium Symposium of Post-mysticism as an example of one of Murphy's Youkai, malicious spirits brought into existence by people's belief in tropes. Yes, seriously.
- Subverted in Resident Evil 6. Chris is jaded, tired of fighting, and decides he's going to retire when the mission is over. Then his partner Piers Nivans dies in the final battle, and Chris decides to continue serving in honor of his fallen friend.
- In the Star Trek Online mission "Skirmish" the chief engineer on the True Way Galor-class destroyer Axon wrote a log entry saying he was considering leaving the terrorist group and returning to his wife and children on Cardassia Prime. The poor bastard takes a double dose of this trope: assuming he isn't one of the mooks the Federation Player Character kills when s/he boards the ship, he was killed by the non-corporeal aliens attacking the ship from the inside.
- In Borderlands 2, Hyperion Engineers tend to say stuff to this effect when killed, or when seeing their buddies get killed. "Almost paid off... the house..." "Nearly finished my comic collection..."
- In Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag, Blackbeard is killed in the middle of his retirement party, sending Edward into a Heroic B.S.O.D..
- In Captain Waylon's final mission of Advance Wars: Days Of Ruin, he proudly declares that this is his final mission before retiring to his burned-out mansion. In something of a subversion you don't actually see him die, he just sort of vanishes from the story and is never heard from again.
- Five Nights at Freddy's: The Phone Guy says that he's finishing up his last week at the pizzeria. He gets killed by the animatronics on the fourth night.
- In the sequel, actually a prequel, protagonist Jeremy Fitzgerald is told he can move to the much less dangerous day shift after his sixth night on the job. He survives, but all signs point to him becoming the victim of the infamous "Bite of '87".
- However, Five Nights at Freddy's 4 reveals that Jeremy wasn't the victim after all, making this a subversion.
- In the sequel, actually a prequel, protagonist Jeremy Fitzgerald is told he can move to the much less dangerous day shift after his sixth night on the job. He survives, but all signs point to him becoming the victim of the infamous "Bite of '87".
- Fallout 4 applies this to the villains: some Raiders will randomly talk about how they're going to hit one more caravan before giving it up.
- Nuclear Throne has Fish, who was a cop. He literally had one day before retirement when the Big Badda Boom happened.
- Double Subverted in TPS game El Matador, the Final Boss is the police chief, who tried to hijack the cartels cargo ship and use the loot to start his own criminal empire, all because he was nearing retirement and would recieve a pittance.
- In Girl Genius, a Genre Savvy overseer stops a prisoner just before she can declare that she's nearly earned her freedom. "Fool! Never total your points out loud!" This one is justified by the fact that they are all prisoners in a giant, sentient, psychopathic castle which thinks it has a sense of humor; it is entirely possible that announcing how close you are to freedom there could directly get you killed, and the other prisoners aren't much better; there's no need give them a new reason to kill you.
- Carson von Mekkhan inverts the trope: he retired three days before his place of work was attacked and blown up. His replacement - who was, tragically, his son - died instead.
- This Captain SNES: The Game Masta Halloween special.
- Darths & Droids parodies this trope, with Darth Maul.
- Parodied in the "Henchman Retirement" arc of Evil, Inc... The company has to find a way to off the soon-to-be-retired oldest living henchman, Abe Vitale, otherwise they'll go bankrupt from his $28,000,000.00-a-year pension. "No one ever expected a henchman to retire" and the investment funds were misused due to a misprint and lost. And he ends up killed by the cork on the champagne at his party.
- Done again when elderly supervillain Mister Shiver goes on one last heist, and while running from Captain Heroic he has a heart attack.
- Lampshaded by the Genre Savvy Elan in this The Order of the Stick.
- Played straight in another strip where a police chief announces he's getting too old for thi-
- Also played with in the Adventure Game, where one of the illustrations of Haley's Sneak Attack is a goblin who says it's his last day before retirement, not realizing Haley's hiding behind the door, weapon ready.
- The B-Movie Comic:
One B-movie law got broken, however - when elderly characters are killed by villains, it should be shortly before retirement, not immediately afterward. It’s more emotional that way. They say.
- Occurs in This strip of Nuzlocke. Loudred notes that while he may currently have the lowest stats on the team, he'll evolve in one level and be back on top again. Naturally, he was the one who died. It was even lampshaded in the comments, with a direct reference to this trope.
- Parodied in this Monsterhood strip.
- xkcd: This strip shows an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to defy the trope, with an officer dying the day before his last day on the job, when the department locks retiring officers into a heavily protected room for that day.
- In Dragon Mango, the soldiers are wearing a red shirt and one day from retirement respectively, so they don't expect to be around long.
- Depressingly inverted in this Cyanide & Happiness strip (which unsurprisingly is part of a "Depressing Comic Week"). The unlucky cop is killed on his first day on the force.
- In Beatriz Overseer, one particular young mouse woman was forced into becoming an assassin to pay off her father's debts. Taking out a certain Overseer was supposed to be her very last job...and it was. Note that all of this is mentioned only in Word of God; in the comic proper she's a nameless mook who gets brutally cut down by our protagonist. (At least she canonically also goes to Heaven.)
- Parodied in this comic from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. You'll have to click the votey (the big red button under the comic) to see it. That turkey was one day away from retirement.
- Played with in The Strongest Suit. Seven of Hearts is killed on what would have been the last patrol into the Dark Lands… by his fellow soldier Five who doesn't want the patrols to end for as-yet-unknown reasons.
- Gaia Online: Labtech 062 was killed (...sort of) during his retirement party.
- Parodied in this article at The Onion.
- And this one, coming in from the other direction.
- Referenced repeatedly in the The Nostalgia Critic review of Alone in the Dark (2005)
Linkara: And it probably doesn't help that the security guard has just two days left before retirement.Later...Spoony: And it's probably a bad thing to mention that every single one of these soldiers has just two days left before retirement.Later still...Spoony: And you know, what makes it really tragic is that everyone in the city had just two days left till retirement!Linkara and NC: Shut up!
NC: That coconut had just two days left until retirement. You bastard!
- And the review of Hook just after Peter Pan slices the world's slowest moving coconut thrown towards him.
- Dragon Ball Z Abridged has Zarbon wanting to call his girlfriend to see where they were going to spend their one-year anniversary together. Vegeta blows his load all over his insides.
- In the Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series spin-off, Marik Plays: Bloodlines, there's a bit where Marik is lamenting the fact that he killed a hooker and mentions that "She only had a few days left until hooker retirement".
- In the internet novel Spliced, Alex and his siblings make their escape while there's a retirement party going on downstairs. They blow up the lab.
- This scene from How It Should Have Ended's take on The Avengers has one Chitauri planning to retire right before the end scene.
- Coker from Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome was just waiting through the final weeks of his time in the service when the "milk run" on which he was sent with Bill Adama (whose own survival was a Foregone Conclusion) turned into a fight for his life. Near the end, he is seriously wounded with multiple gunshot wounds and he seems to accept his fate by handing a Fatal Family Photo to Bill before his eyes close. Then we see him alive and in recovery.
- Invoked in a Tweet responding to a comment by Gail Simone about wearing a white shirt to a pasta place.
YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON, SIMONE! That shirt is 2 days from retirement!
- Exaggerated in Critical Role, as the Chroma Conclave attacks Emon during Sovereign Uriel's retirement speech.
- The Dorkly article, “These Eight Characters are Definitely Going to Die”, includes in the list, "The Two-Week-Till Retiree".
- The Simpsons has done this a few times (enough to list on a webpage):
- The first example is the Trope Naming exchange in the page quote. Police chief Clancy Wiggum doesn't have a retirement fund because he and his wife expect this to happen to him. The couple gets upset at a financial planner raising the scenario that Clancy lives to retirement.
- Parodied in a McBain movie, where McBain's sidekick Scoie talks of his retirement and shows a picture of his boat (christened "Live-4-Ever") seconds before he interrupts an assassination attempt on McBain.
- Wiggum's police car gets crushed by a tree at a protest rally, one day before the car would be retired.
- A police dog one day from retirement takes a sniff of Homer's clothing and bolts in fear.
- In The Movie, this happens with a bomb-defusing robot.
- Homer accidentally smashes a giant novelty hat containing a hidden camera; the hat was one day from retirement. A technical subversion as, despite being thrown to the floor, the camera still functions enough to implicate Apu for selling expired foods.
- The prisoners that Marge frees when she runs her car into the prison walls are one day away from total rehabilitation.
- Futurama also got in on the action:
- In a "What If?" episode depicting life as a video game, General Pac-Man is leading Earth's defenses against an invading horde of aliens. He mentions his retirement plans and immediately gets shot.
- Spoofed in another episode where Fry becomes a cop and is partnered with recurring robot cop URL:
URL: And Smitty just had a few days until retirement.
Fry: What happened to him?
URL: He took early retirement. Damn.
- Parodied in the Family Guy "Blue Harvest" episode, where one of the rebels killed by Stormtroopers says "Damn, I was two days from retirement!" as he collapses.
- In the Grand Finale of Avatar: The Last Airbender, Iroh mentions his dream of retiring, and it is averted when he (and in fact everyone) survives to enjoy it.
- In a Cutaway Gag in The Cleveland Show, a job-hunting Cleveland becomes a cop two days away from retirement. Subverted in that he refuses to draw fire, resulting in his younger partner getting killed instead.
- In American Dad! during a mini-series of Roger's Golden Turd, a police lieutenant who's a week away from retirement finds and keeps the gold turd from the suicide victim for himself, taking it home to show his wife that they can pay for a great retirement. Then he feels guilty and attempts to return it, resulting in an argument between the two; his wife accepts his decision, but secretly adds rat poison to his cup of tea.
- Also parodied in episode "Con Heir", with an aged museum security guard who gets beaten up by Stan. As it's happening he flashes back to a conversation with a loved one who urged him to retire, to which he refused because he considered his job to be his life. Said guard actually lives and reconsiders.
- Spoofed in Ultimate Spider-Man: a Doombot sliced up by White Tiger sputters out "Three days til retirement" before falling apart.
- In the season two finale of Young Justice, Wally West, aka Kid Flash announces plans to retire after the current crisis is over. Given that we're on this page, you can guess what happens.
- In the Regular Show episode "The Last Laserdisc Player", one of the four guardians of the eponymous device gets killed two weeks from retirement.
- In the South Park episode "Black Friday," Old Cap says that he promised his wife this would be the last Black Friday he worked mall security. He doesn't even make it until Thanksgiving before a crazed shopper kills him.
- In Moonbeam City, one cop retires in the middle of a stakeout, beelines for the nearest bar, then is murdered right in front of it.
Dazzle: He was zero days from retirement.
- Capt. Edward Smith of the RMS Titanic had announced his intention to retire after the ship had completed its maiden voyage. A ship widely promoted as "unsinkable" and a captain on his last voyage - honestly, they just didn't stand a chance. A common misconception is that he was going to be retired when they arrived in New York. It would have taken effect once the Titanic had returned to England. However, there is some debate amongst historians as to whether Smith would have actually retired when the Titanic returned to England. He made some comments saying that he looked forward to commanding the Britannic when she was completed.
- The first mention of the "Unsinkable Titanic" was after the ship sank. It is an example of a tragedy happening and then people trying to frame it as the result of hubris. Kind of a retconned irony, or "retirony" if you will.
- This is the worst: A 60 year old Japanese man was accidentally killed by his coworkers at his retirement party.
- Michael Jackson was going to retire from music after one last run of shows... But it didn't work out.
- The Red Baron Mannfred von Richtoven was finally shot down 2 days before he was due to go home on leave. Taking the irony Up to Eleven, his last words were to a fan begging for an autograph: "What's your hurry? Are you afraid I won't come back?"
- Making it into the history books because you were the last man shot before the war ended is kind of embarrassing.
- A police dog was killed chasing a criminal a week before he was going to retire. This seems to be a not uncommon trope for police dogs.
- The US Military will practice troop rotation for overseas deployments. The period in which a soldier is on the tail end of a deployment is often considered the most dangerous, as the soldier is likely to be thinking about going home to safety and getting out of the war, possibly letting down his or her guard.
- The Fukushima I - 1 nuclear reactor was badly damaged in the days following the 2011 Sendai earthquake. The earthquake occurred just over two weeks before the reactor was scheduled to be shut down.
- Shigeru Yokosawa, a sixty-year-old hospital admin in Iwate Prefecture's coastal Rikuzen-Takata, would have retired at the end of March 2011, had he not given his life by, in the face of an approaching ten-meter tsunami, rushing to the first floor of the building to retrieve the hospital's satellite phone. The phone he saved became his colleagues' only lifeline to the outside world right after the disaster, and was later decorated with a legend reading "Yokosawa's phone. Our chief is helping us from heaven."
- The captain of Continental Airlines Flight 603, which overran the runway and was destroyed by fire after several tires blew during the takeoff roll, was reportedly about to retire. He survived, but two of his passengers didn't.
- Charles Schulz died just hours before the last Peanuts comic strip was published. That being said, Schulz technically already had retired. He drew the final strip several weeks before it was printed. Still, his retirement was exceedingly short-lived.
- 70 year old aid worker Warren Weinstein was kidnapped in Pakistan two days before his scheduled completion of work and return to the US.
- There's at least one case of someone cleaning out his office on one of the Towers the morning of 9/11 (although in this case, it was due to switching to a better job rather than retiring).
- Speaking of 9/11, police officer John Perry was filing his retirement papers that very morning at 1 Police Plaza (located a few blocks from the World Trade Center), when he learned of the attack. He rushed down to the Trade Center and disappeared, killed when the South Tower collapsed.
- Dermot Morgan died of a heart attack just 24 hours after finishing filming the last series of Father Ted.
- Andy Rooney passed away on November 4th, 2011, one month after his final regular segment on 60 Minutes. "Y'know, I always wondered... why do some celebrities die shortly after their retirement? I remember, when I was a kid, WE never did stuff like that."
- In Canadian Politics, Jack Layton had been campaigning as federal NDP leader for the job of Prime Minister several elections in a row, and almost each time was dismissed in popular opinion as the candidate who didn't have a chance. In the 2011 election, he managed to make it at least to official opposition leader status... note but died just a couple months afterwards (he had been diagnosed with terminal cancer months before the election, though).
- The police chief of Greenland, New Hampshire was killed in a drug bust gone bad on April 12th, 2012. He was two weeks from retirement.
- Captain Dezső Szentgyörgyi, highest-scoring World War II ace of the Hungarian air force: survived 220 sorties and shot down 29 enemy planes without ever crashing or being shot down, then went on to log more than 12,000 hours of civilian flight. Died three weeks from retirement when his Ilyushin IL-18 crashed due to a freak storm.
- Jim Croce, with a young child at home and little money coming in due to poor management, meant to get off the road and settle down with his family. As a concert in Sherman, Texas was canceled, he opted to take one last "makeup gig" at the venue before the end of the tour. His plane crashed into a pecan tree, the only one seen for miles in an otherwise clear area, during a dense fog one hour after he played a show in Louisiana, instantly killing Croce, his backing guitarist and four others.
- Soap Opera actor John Ingle, who played Edward Quartermaine on General Hospital, died shortly after the last scenes that he had filmed were aired. He'd decided to retire only a few months earlier.
- Thomas Klestil, who had served almost 12 years as President of Austria, died from multiple organ failure just 2 days before he was set to retire.
- Mary Sherlach, a school psychologist who tried to stop Adam Lanza during the 2012 Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre. This article about her even name-checks this trope.
- Chris Benoit was on the eve of his final title run before being phased out of regular competition into being a trainer and road agent- semi-retirement for pro wrestlers. Then… you know.
- In a comedic sense of this trope, Item 107 in the 2008 University Of Chicago Scavenger Hunt List read: "A cop with three days left until retirement. That same cop, three days later, alive and well."
- Roger Ebert got hit with this. His final blog post has him announcing his retirement from the Chicago Sun-Times and plans he had in store for his soon-to-launch personal website. He had also changed his mind about denying himself cancer treatment. Two days later, he died.
- In August 2012, country music legend George Jones announced plans to retire after going on one final tour in 2013. On April 26, 2013, he died after having been hospitalized for over a week for a fever and irregular blood pressure.
- A more infamous example would be Joe Paterno, who was forced out of Penn State for his role in the Sandusky abuse scandal, before dying of his illness in absolute disgrace. A statue of him on campus, built in his honor (before the revelations came to light), was demolished in the aftermath of the scandal.
- In this story, a security guard due to retire in one year after 36 years of service was gunned down in a highway robbery. The article notes the example of Retirony in the first paragraph.
- Alabama football coach Bear Bryant retired in late December, 1982. When he was asked what he planned to do since he was retired, Bryant replied, "Probably croak in a week." He died of a heart attack four weeks after making that statement.
- One of the world's most famous bull-fighters, Manuel Laureano Rodríguez Sánchez better known as Manolete, was killed in 1947 by the bull Islero on what was planned to be his last performance.
- Tim Treadwell and Amie Huguenard were supposed to leave Katmai National Park the morning after the night they were killed. They would have left the week before, had Tim not decided to extend camping in the last moment. Amie was also going to start a new job in another week, and her last journal entries indicate that she was terrified of the bears and wanted to be away from Katmai.
- A New York City cop who never took a sick day in 42 years died of a heart attack a few weeks before his mandatory retirement.
- The Sayano-Shushenskaya hydro-electric power plant's number 2 turbine had a rated life of 30 years. It had been running 29 years and 10 months when freak vibrations broke the restraints, causing the whole turbine assembly to lift inside the main building and wreck the whole place.
- In England early 2015, a female teacher was stabbed by a student in front of her class and died. She was two days from retirement.
- Ernest M. McSorley was 63 years old and planned to retire two years early at the end of the 1975 shipping season, as his wife didn't like his being away ten months out of the year. On 10 November 1975, steering the SS Edmund Fitzgerald through the worst Lake Superior gale seen in decades, his boat (all vessels on the Great Lakes are boats, regardless of tonnage) sank suddenly, taking all hands with her. His last words were, "We are holding our own."
- A happy version: on Sept 2015 a Boeing 777-200 with one wing on fire was safely landed in Las Vegas, saving all 170 on board. The pilot, Chris Henkey, was a week from retirement.
- Awesomely subverted by Captain David Cronin of United Airlines. When a cargo door opened in flight over the Pacific, causing an explosive decompression, he was nonetheless able to land the crippled jet at Honolulu safely, despite it being overloaded, two engines destroyed and damage to the wing flaps meaning he had to land much faster then normal. The only casualties were nine passengers who had the misfortune to be seated where the door failed. Captain Cronin was on his second-to-last flight before retirement. He passed away peacefully in October 2010, 21 years after the incident.
- A store clerk in Florida was killed on the night of his final shift. He had been convinced to retire after being injured during a robbery the month before.
- The case of Q from the James Bond movies is posted here as well as on the Film tab due to it being irregular. In The World Is Not Enough, the last time Q is seen onscreen in this film, Bond comments on his appointing an assistant (R, played by John Cleese) and asking if he was planning to retire. Q's final lines are two words of advice. The actor who played Q for nearly 4 decades, Desmond Llewelyn, was sadly killed in a car accident after the film opened, forcing the filmmakers to retire the character outright. Cleese's R was promoted to Q for Die Another Day. After Die Another Day, the franchise was rebooted for the Daniel Craig films, so beginning with Skyfall, the much younger Ben Wishaw was cast as Q.
- In early October 2016, three Palm Springs, California police officers were shot, two fatally, while responding to a domestic dispute involving a career felon. One of the officers killed was two months from retirement.
- Early in the 1992 democratic primaries, the late Paul Tsongas was in the lead. If he won the primaries (and won the general election — which Bill Clinton did), his term for president would be from January 20th, 1993 to January 20th, 1997. But when did he historically die? January 18th, 1997.
- On October 2, 2017, only a week after he finished his 40th Anniversary tour with The Heartbreakers, Tom Petty died suddenly from cardiac arrest. In his final interviews, he'd said this tour would probably be "the last big one".
Oh tragedy, this page ended two days before its retirement! Someone will have to tell Mrs. Retirony.