"I like trains."Someone obsessed with trains and railways, sometimes to an unhealthy degree, otaku-like. This is a type especially common in British and Japanese fictional works, which makes sense since both nations in real life have a high population of such enthusiasts. The United States and Germany have a lot of such enthusiasts as well, as do most other European nations, but generally with fewer depictions in popular media. In Britain, the most popular depiction is the trainspotter, whose railway obsession revolves around hunting down each and every locomotive—and, sometimes, other rail equipment—and marking down each one they've seen in a little book listing all such equipment existing. In the field, they may use a paper notebook instead of their master stock book, and modern technology means they may now make their notes using a voice recorder and keep their master list as a computer database. Being a trainspotter involves lots of standing around in the cold and wet on station platforms waiting for that elusive quarry; this made the waterproof coats that they generally wear, the "anorak", become a symbol of the trainspotter. The word "anorak" itself has become a generic term, in fact, used to refer to the obsessively geeky in other fields as well. Trainspotters are generally depicted with most of the nerd/geek stereotypes—thick glasses, bad hair, no fashion sense, and frequently physically unattractive and socially awkward. Interestingly, interest in things like trains is a common symptom of being on the autistic spectrum. The second common British stereotypical character is the older, more respectable railway enthusiast. This is a common pastime of The Vicar. Such an enthusiast is likely to be active in the railway historical and preservation movement, and may be actively involved in restoring or operating historical trains. They are also likely to have a model railway built with obsessive care, and may be a photographer as well. In Japan, the most commonly depicted form is the densha otaku (not to be confused with Densha Otoko), also known as tetsuota (tetsu is Japanese for "iron", and railroads in several languages are known as "iron roads": chemin de fer in French, Eisenbahn in German, Järnväg in Swedish, sikkat hadid in Arabic, железная дорога in Russian, σιδηρόδρομοι in Greek and tetsudo in the aforementioned Japanesenote , among others), a species of otaku whose obsession is trains. This stereotype has much in common with the English trainspotter, being extremely geeky and socially awkward, and obsessed with their chosen subject. The Japanese version is more likely than the English one to be a keen photographer of railway subjects, and many depictions involve a big camera and lens. Japanese rail photography often concentrates on trains' heads, by the way. In the United States, most media depictions of the railfan (sometimes also called a "trainspotter" on the East Coast, or "ferroequinologist" for "one who studies iron horses") involve model railroads, which were generally treated as a common and respectable hobby. It's more rarely depicted in recent years. Most portrayed tend to be older, and although respectable, it tends to be treated as Serious Business for humor's sake. Traditional railfans—already referred to by railroad workers as foamers, a term some have adopted self-deprecatingly—have been massively hurt by post 9-11 changes where standing around bridges waiting to photograph trains is considered terrorist behavior. Where British railfans use notebooks, German railfans prefer cameras, just like Japanese densha otaku. German rail photographs refer to themselves as Fotofuzzis or simply Fuzzisnote and don't need anoraks either because they usually refuse to take photos when the sun isn't shining, and be it a tiny little cloud blocking the sun the very second a train passes. Quality standards are high, and nitpicking on photographs is common in online communities whenever the standards of commercial photobooks aren't reached. For example, nothing is allowed to obstruct the view on the photographed vehicles, neither overhead catenary poles nor platforms nor signs nor vegetation (which Fuzzis sometimes cut down themselves). The common rules for vehicle portraits (45-60° angle from ahead, sun from behind and not too high, and so forth) have been used so often that some peope don't do portraits anymore because it's boring. Newer rolling stock and newer liveries are loathed by older railfans, especially those who have seen regular steam traffic in the West before 1977 and still put films in their semi-automatic SLRs, and preferred prey of younger railfans who hardly know anything older and go out with a compact camera or even their phone as their camera. While British railfans wait and see what comes, German railfans love to track down particular vehicles, especially locomotives with advertising on them, using sightings and leaked schedules and go ballistic when the expected material doesn't show up at the expected time. Model railroading is quite popular in Germany, too, and the world's biggest model railroad is just one of the signs, as is the sheer number of German brands in the model railroad industry. Passionate German model railroaders know just about everything about the rolling stock they're running, they know which locomotives have been used in which services, which livery and numbering belongs to which era, and how train consists are composed correctly; occasionally, they don't even shy away from lecturing those who either don't know or don't care and just want to enjoy their beautiful trains (which is the case on most public model railroads). They would soup up a €500 ($770) locomotive with etched brass parts because the manufacturer got tiny details wrong, because the handles are too thick, or whatever. The fact that the core of German model railroaders is aging is shown by the majority still refusing any locomotives, cars, liveries, or letterings introduced after 1968, sometimes even 1960. Related hobbies include bus spotting, plane spotting and model railways without significant interest in real trains. Some also played train and railroad business simulators such as Microsoft Train Simulator and Railroad Tycoon. See also Cool Train. The Other Wiki also has an article on this. Not to be confused with Trainstopping or Irvine Welsh's novel and film Trainspotting.
— "I Like Trains" Kid, asdfmovie
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Anime and Manga
- Rachel in Baccano!. Due to her history she deeply enjoys riding on and being around trains and due to her vendetta against the rail companies, studies all variations of trains in-depth to find the best spots for stowing away on them and avoiding discovery. The young conductor is also something of a train enthusiast who deeply enjoyed being able to see all the different types of trains one could work on and being able to watch the joy of other passengers that were also excited for the trip while making his rounds, who was extremely excited to get work on the Flying Pussyfoot, a custom-model private train owned by the Nebula Corporation, which was an extremely rare and prestigious honor be able to serve on.
- Kotetsu Segawa from Hayate the Combat Butler: being a good-looking and stylish young man, he is a stealth rail otaku, until he pulls out a giant camera ...
- Tetsuko from Dai Mahou Touge, whose name actually comes from Kokutetsu ("Japan National Railways"), followed by -ko, a typical suffix for a girl's name: Tetsuko Koku (Koku Tetsuko, in Japanese order).
- Noboru and Yuuki in the Great Teacher Onizuka manga.
- Yuichi Yamanoguchi is a troubled boy who gets turned into EI-04 in GaoGaiGar.
- Touko in the Maria-sama ga Miteru 4th specials; the normal Crowning Moment of Heartwarming scenes with Yumi turn into Crowning Moments of Funny.
- Giroro of Sgt. Frog has this as one of his quirks in the anime. One of the tadpole episodes touched on this during a plot where the Power Trio went treasure hunting: he revealed he had a special pass for the galactic trains, which they used to go exploring off-planet. A later episode had them becoming train conductors as part of one of their schemes, to his poorly hidden delight — and triggering a Heroic BSOD when the trains got blown up.
- Kuragehime has a variation: Banba, the short girl with a Funny Afro adores street cars.
- Suzuki, one of Those Two Guys in Ai Yori Aoshi.
- Chitan, the resident Butt Monkey in Katteni Kaizo.
- Cilan in the Pokémon Best Wishes series is this trope 100%. And that's only one of his interests.
- Kiichi Funabashi of Digimon Xros Wars: The Young Hunters Leaping Through Time becomes a full-on keet when dealing with trains. With his partner Digimon, Locomon, he takes other children on tours of the world at night.
- Tetsuko No Tabi revolves around the adventures of two train buffs and the manga artist tasked with chronicling their adventures.
- In Macross Frontier, Richard Bilrer, the owner of SMS, has a sprawling model train setup with miniature cities and landscapes. Since he is a 50-foot Zentraedi, the trains come up to Alto's chest or higher when they meet and the buildings tower over him.
- Anna Kaboom(Kozuki in the Japanese version) from Yu-Gi-Oh!!Zexal has a Railway Deck, all of her monsters being one kind of train or another.
- Rail Wars is essentially made for the railfan in mind, being a series about trains and with resident fan Naoto talking about the history and details of Japanese trains.
- John in the For Better or for Worse comic is the model train variant.
- Lex Luthor inherits a house from one in Superman Returns. He ends up destroying her model set.
- Alfred Hitchcock was a well known train enthusiast and would find reasons to add scenes with trains into his movies if not make them key elements of the plot.
- Vicar Sam Weech and Ollie Matthews, the Bishop of Welchester, in the movie The Titfield Thunderbolt.
- The main character in the movie The Station Agent is a train/model train enthusiast. He uses his hobby as an excuse not to socialize with others.
- One of the main characters of Transsiberian. He's the reason the couple are travelling by train in the first place.
- Emmett Ray, protagonist of Sweet And Lowdown, has this as one of his alienating personality quirks.
- Rex Rexroth (Catherine Zeta-Jones' character's husband) in the film Intolerable Cruelty bursts out with "I JUST LIKE TRAINS!" in the middle of open court when a witness describes recommending him as a target for Zeta-Jones because he was "a silly man" who would not be able to stop himself from marital indiscretions. Later, he is shown in a hotel room with four blondes (scantily) dressed as conductors, jumping on the bed, with stock footage of old trains projected on the wall as he leads them in a round of "I've Been Working on the Railroad."
- In A Mighty Wind, Mickey's current husband is a model train enthusiast who is eager to show off his set. It helps characterize him as a bit lame and teases the possibility of Mickey getting back together with Mitch.
- The Railway Series was created by an English Vicar, the Rev. W. Awdry, showing that that stereotype can be Truth in Television. The character of the Fat Controller is sometimes attributed to another railway vicar, the Rev. Teddy Boston, a friend of Awdry's who had a narrow-gauge steam engine in his garden. And the occasional characters of the Fat Clergyman and the Thin Clergyman are confirmed as Boston and Awdry's Author Avatars.
- One of the Discworld books discusses Death's patient, methodical personality by saying that while there aren't any trains or steam engines on the Discworld, he'll surely be there to note it down as soon as one is invented.
- Unseen Academicals has a brief mention of a magazine for "Golem-spotters", suggesting that this has become the equivalent. It remains to be seen if Death has taken it up.
- Numerous Rail Enthusiasts appear in Raising Steam, including established "geeky" characters Ponder Stibbons and Drumknott. Mostly in the context of trainspotting, but model railway sets also feature.
- One of the central characters in the fantasy novel Palimpsest by Catherynne M. Valente is a female Japanese rail enthusiast.
- The title of Trainspotting comes from a chapter in the novel called "Trainspotting at Leith Central Station". The joke is that the station is long-closed and derelict, so trainspotting there is an utterly pointless, dull, and squalid experience, like most things the characters do.
- Watson from the Sherlock Holmes stories is occasionally noted to have a minor obsession with the rail system, including having memorized the London area schedules.
- Tunnel Vision by Keith Lowe has a Rail Enthusiast protagonist, who accepts a bet about doing a Tube Challenge...on the day before his wedding!
- In Notes From a Small Island, Bill Bryson recounts being stuck sitting by a very chatty, very obsessive rail enthusiast on a train journey through Wales.
- In Sean McMullen's Greatwinter Trilogy, 40th-century Australian civilization relies on wind- and human-powered trains for long-distance freight and passenger transport. Accordingly, there is a social club of trainspotters, some of whom harbor greater loyalty to the rails than they do their ostensible rulers.
- In The Chronicles of Narnia: The Last Battle, Edmund is described as "the sort of person who knows about trains."
- Double Star by Robert A. Heinlein includes a visit to the Emperor's palace, where the protagonist is taken to view his extensive model train collection. Seeing as the protagonist is currently impersonating a close acquaintance of the Emperor, the fact that he doesn't ritually deride the hobby reveals his subterfuge.
- Mina Harker describes herself as a "train fiend" in Dracula.
- Dagny Taggart and Eddie Willers of Atlas Shrugged.
- Judi Abbot's picture book Train! is about a young elephant who loves playing with his toy train and this thrilled when his parents take him on a real train ride for a treat, but then gets into an Argument of Contradictions with other kids on the train who want to play with toys that are vehicles other than trains.
Live Action TV
- Gomez Addams from The Addams Family has an extensive model train layout in both the TV show and the movie adaptations, on which he likes to cause crashes and other disasters.
- On The Sopranos, nice-guy mobster Bobby Baccalieri has a big interest in trains and can be seen building and playing with model trains in his garage (sometimes while dressed as a conductor). He gets made fun of for this hobby and he is eventually killed while buying a model train at a hobby shop.
- Monty Python's Flying Circus did a sketch, supposedly an excerpt from the latest West End hit "It All Happened on the 11:20 from Hainault to Red Hill via Horsham and Reigate, calling at Carshalton Beeches, Malmesbury, Tooting Bec and Croydon West". The characters all get involved in a murder mystery that gets solved by everyone having a nearly-encyclopedic knowledge of trains and train schedules. At the end of the sketch, we see the author, a Mr. Neville Shunt, making train noises with his mouth and ringing a large bell while typing on a typewriter.
- There's also the sketch about camel-spotting.
- In one episode of Last of the Summer Wine, The Vicar refuses to talk to the protagonists because he's too busy... playing with his model railway.
- In another episode, Foggy is revealed to be one of these.
- In the Yes, Minister episode "The Bishop's Gambit", the candidate Hacker eventually appoints is said to be interested only in Islam and steam engines.
- Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory is one of these. In an episode where Sheldon abruptly decides to move out (because he can't figure out any other way to keep a secret from Leonard) Howard and Raj list off reasons why Sheldon would move out. Howard very seriously asks, "Did you make fun of trains?"
- In the same episode, Raj attempts to dissuade Sheldon from moving in with him by announcing, "I hate trains."
- In another episode the four of them take a trip to San Francisco by train.
Leonard: Well, we took a vote. Three of us voted we fly and Sheldon voted we take the train. So, [unhappily] we're taking the train.Sheldon: Don't say it like that, Leonard. Say it like, [excited] "We're taking the train!"
- In another episode, Sheldon states that he always tells people if they only have one day in LA, they should make it a "train day", after which he proceeds to describe an itinerary that includes eating at two different train cars turned into hot-dog stands.
- Amy uses this to her advantage to plan a Valentines' Day dinner with Sheldon, having it on a train as an incentive for him to go along. Things get derailed, so to speak, when Sheldon runs into a fellow rail enthusiast named Eric (who spends all his time riding trains while collecting disability after being hit on the head by a box at UPS), and spends the whole dinner talking to him, leaving poor Amy out in the cold.
- In the season 7 finale he decides he can't deal with all the changes happening and leaves on a train, claiming intent to live as a modern day hobo. In the S8 premiere it turns out he spent a few weeks traveling from city to city by train, never even bothering to leave the station, before someone stole his pants.
- While it's never mentioned afterwards, when Chris first meets Sam in Life On Mars, he asks if he'd ever been to the train museum in Hyde, where Sam had just transferred from.
- Toby and Dwight in The Office (US) share a moment of Rail Enthusiasm while they were staking out Darryl's house to see if he was defrauding the company for workman's comp, listening to a train as it passed by, this being one of the few insights into Toby's hobbies or personal interests.
- Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation is a model train enthusiast, according to an exchange with Jean-Ralphio.
Jean-Ralphio: Why don't you use that time and go after one of your passions, like model trains or, like, toy Gandalfs or something?Ben: I don't know you jumped straight to model trains...I mean...it's accurate.
- One episode of Highlander had a Rain Man-type immortal whose fixation was on trains. He kept quoting train facts during the episode.
- Ernie Dell, the Red Herring of the Miniature Killer arc on CSI (see "Loco Motives").
- In the Doctor Who episode "Black Orchid", the Fifth Doctor (Peter Davison) says that he has always wanted to drive a steam engine and takes a while to explain railways to Adric.
- The BBC's children's strand CBBC used to have a character in the studio called the Anorak, an extremely annoying character who was a stereotype of this.
- David Liebe Hart, best known for his appearances on Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! and The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Program, is an obsessive rail enthusiast and even recorded an entire album of songs about trains entitled Trains of the Past and Present.
- Lawrence Bingham from the Doctor in the House franchise, as part of his overall portrayal as an uptight square, is a keen trainspotter, and often spends his days off at the railway station writing down train numbers (a hobby the other doctors deride).
- An episode of NUMB3RS about recreated train crashes featured a couple of these guys as witnesses. Their footage of the train provides a vital clue to cracking the case.
- 1, 2, 3, Train With Me from Playahitty.
- The British indie rock band I Like Trains.
- BBC Radio sometime in the 90s had a half-hour comic monologue called "Anorak of Fire". The narrator is a trainspotter who's so obsessed with trains that he misinterprets everything else he sees and hears. At one point in his narration he describes seeing a train carrying nuclear waste through the middle of town, but all he's excited about is the fact that it's hauled by a rare type of locomotive.
- This was adapted and expanded into a TV movie/drama in 1998 for BBC 2.
- The Simpsons: Reverend Lovejoy loves, finds joy in, model trains. They have a tendency to get into terrible accidents.
Reverend Lovejoy: God, why do you hate my trains?
- King of the Hill: Ted Wasonasong is shown playing with a model train in one episode.
- The Classic Disney Short Out of Scale has Donald Duck building a very elaborate model train set in his backyard. Hilarity Ensues when he removes Chip n' Dale's tree because it's out of scale with the rest of the set. Donald and Chip n' Dale reached a compromise when the duo proposed their tree would be part of the set as a "giant redwood".
- In a related note, many of the Disney artists (including Walt himself) were Rail Enthusiasts, and had model trains in their own yards. Some even had full-scale locomotives!
- Thomas the Tank Engine, a series about trains, probably has a few examples within the cast but might well have been the starting point for a lot of railfans. For that matter, its popularity with autistic and Asperger's children overlaps, with some social workers noting that a lot of rail enthusiasts are also autistic or have Asperger's.
- The kid in Play Safe, leading to Nightmare Fuel when he gets a little to close to his beloved trains.
- Mr. Bernard in The Rescuers covers his behind by invoking this trope, when Ms. Bianca accuses him of being too cowardly to travel by air.
- A Phineas and Ferb episode featured Heinz Doofenshmirtz's Freudian Excuse of the week being the fact his father wouldn't allow him to play with train sets. Doof's Dad would buy the stuff but not allow Heinz to play with it. As an adult, Heinz was disappointed by the sets' lack of accuracy so he shrunk monuments to use them in a model train set.
- Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension: Doof-2's Freudian Excuse was losing a toy train. Surprisingly when one considers the above-mentioned episode, Doof-1 had that train's counterpart.
- Code Name Kids Next Door: When a rival pilot was discouraging Numbuh 2 from flying, he briefly considered toy trains a new hobby.
- Donald Duck in the short "Out of Scale", which was inspired by Walt Disney's own love of trains.
- All of the kids on Dinosaur Train are this. They even have a song about it— "I can't explain, but I won't complain! I only know that I love trains!"
- On the Animated Adaptation of Max and Ruby, Grandma's purchase of a toy train for Max kicks off a four-story train arc.
- Motochika from Senran Kagura: New Wave is an absolute fangirl of trains. Most of the time she'll either be seen playing with toy trains or exploring different types of metro when she's got nothing better to do. This is especially driven home where her weapon of choice is a miniature train.
- There's a Lakitu in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door who loves the Excess Express, and hangs out at the platform. Not sure if the nearby Toadette is this, or is just about the romance of scenarios involving trains.
- Bub the Bob-omb is also an enthusiast, to the point where a necessary sidequest involves you getting him an autograph from the conductor of the Excess Express. Goldbob also wants to buy Bub a train of his own for his birthday. Not a train set, mind you. An actual train.
- Selphie in Final Fantasy VIII.
- The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks features Ferrus, a rail hobbyist who can be found alongside the tracks at certain points in the game, shutter clicking away. The appearance of the Demon Trains is a boon for him, because it means that he gets to take pictures of them. He's also dying to meet Link's mentor Alfonzo, as he's heard that the man is a legendary engineer.
- Kingdom of Loathing gives the fandom a passing nod in the description for the yak anorak:
This is a heavy hooded jacket made of yak hide, perfect for keeping you warm while you're waiting to spot Seaside Town's train — which is assumed to exist because of the track, even though no one has ever seen it. Seaside Town's trainspotting community are extremely patient (and extremely lonely) people.
- In Lilly's route of Katawa Shoujo, she and Hanako express their preference for old trains when going to Hokkaido.
- As mentioned above, Microsoft Train Simulator, Trainz, and Railroad Tycoon
- Valve games very often feature trains - Half-Life, Half-Life 2, and Episode 2 all begin on trains. Left 4 Dead features train yards in multiple campaigns, and the player characters ride on one at the start of The Sacrifice.
- Jude becomes one in Tales of Xillia 2, though this is probably more of a fascination considering how trains didn't exist in his homeland of Rieze Maxia
- The F40PH locomotive, depicted in the page image, is a subject of Memetic Mutation. For some odd reasonnote , it's common to post it coupled with the phrase "Yiff in hell, furfags!" on Image Boards. Also, don't call it a train in front of Rail Enthusiasts.
- Rail Enthusiasm is so prevalent on the internet, that Image Boards almost always have a /n/ board, for "Transportation". It's not called just "trains", because they allow talking about buses, commercial jets, subways, and even bikes as well as trains. As said above, the F40PH is always popular.
- There's even a whole Image Board dedicated to trainspotting called 1chan.net. They feel very strongly about the political aspects of rail infrastructure.
- Australian Something Awful Goon "Maximum Sexy Pigeon" created almost a dozen realistic pixel art train cars for the Goon Train art project. There were other train fans (all Australian, oddly enough) in that thread, but none as passionate as Mr. Pigeon.
- The "I Like Trains" kid from the asdfmovie series.
- Vice President Joe Biden, aka "Amtrak Joe." His thing isn't so much model trains or watching trains as getting people to ride trains and getting government to invest in trains—he got his nickname because he rode the Amtrak from his home in Wilmington, Delaware to Washington DC every day (about an hour's commute) and has been one of the most consistent advocates for expanded Amtrak and expanded passenger rail in the US. In his honor, Amtrak named the train station in Wilmington (from which he had made 7,000 trips) after him in 2011.
- Joe Biden's fellow Senator, the late Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania, often rode with Biden on the same trainnote on the way to his Philadelphia home (Philly is only about 20 minutes from Wilmington on Amtrak). It's said that Biden persuaded Specter, a (very moderate) Republican for most of his Senate career, to switch to the Democrats during these train journeys.
- Double Trainbow, either a parody of Double Rainbow, or one of the more unhealthy examples.
- Michael Palin titled his very first travelogue program "Confessions of a Trainspotter", riding from London to Kyle of Lochalsh, and had a Virgin trainset named after him. Parodied by himself during his New Europe series in a sequence involving a logging railway in some remote corner of the Balkans.
- Walt Disney and two of his top animators, Ward Kimball and Ollie Johnston, were avid train enthusiasts. Kimball even had a full-scale train and tracks in his backyard. As a result, almost all Disney Theme Parks have live steam railways, and a steam train can clearly be seen in a modern version of Walt Disney Pictures' Vanity Plate.
- British music mogul Pete Waterman owns several locomotives, a restoration business, and has a huge collection of model railways.
- Chris Hughes, one of the panel of quiz champions on the BBC's Eggheads quiz show, is a fanatical railway enthusiast. His near-encyclopedic knowledge of railways and trains enabled him to win Mastermind, and he is always keen to delve into the most obscure details of railway lore when the opportunity comes up on the programme. He is a retired train driver.
- Rod Stewart is a model train enthusiast with a 1:87 scale representation of New York's "Three Rivers" Manhattan and the surrounding area that is so enigmatic only Model Railroader◊ magazine is allowed exclusive access, and has attained the title of "Master Model Railroader".
- Neil Young bought a model train company, and designed new control systems to allow his handicapped son to experience the full features of his model trains with just one button◊.