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->''"Quote fascist tyrant, lunatic emperor UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler, '''He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.'"''

Begins here article of Pygmy written transgressional fiction novelist, self-labeled romantic writer Creator/ChuckPalahniuk. For official record, novel publishing dated year 2009. Contain series of accounts agent number 67, operative Pygmy, young terrorist operative embedded among corrupt middle-class American family. Top priority mission Operation Havoc to destroy decadent American citizenry on behalf freedom native glorious workers' paradise homeland.

[[labelnote:In English...]]''Pygmy'' is a novel by Creator/ChuckPalahniuk published in 2009. It is the story of agent number 67, operative Pygmy, who is one of several {{teen supersp|y}}ies from a totalitarian, anti-American regime sent as foreign exchange students to an unnamed Midwestern suburb. Their plan: Operation Havoc, where they will ingrain themselves with their new families and then, in the guise of a science fair project, launch a terrorist attack dedicated to killing millions of Americans and toppling the US government. Lots of {{squick}}, bloodshed, buxom teen girls, and violent man-rape ensue. Have fun.[[/labelnote]]

!!Contain ''{{Pygmy}}'' example of:

* AnachronicOrder
* ArcWords
** Recite elements periodic table, ''Niobium… nitrogen… nobelium… osmium…''
** Frequent quote profound genius, gentle politic father, or appealing leader, of example, Adolf Hitler, Karl Marx, Benito Mussolini, Joseph Stalin, Leon Trotsky, Mao Zedong
* AxesAtSchool
* BackToBackBadasses: [[spoiler: Aside [[PregnantBadass Operative Magda]], Pig Host Brother able by novel's climax engage deadly combat learned of Pygmy.]]
** [[spoiler: BabiesEverAfter]]: For official record, [[spoiler: [[BattleCouple Womb of Magda grow from seed of Host Pig Brother]]]].
* BrotherSisterIncest[=/=]NotBloodSiblings: Operative Pygmy desire reproductive facilities with cat sister.
* CallingYourAttacks
** Striking Cobra Quick Kill maneuver: Collapse target windpipe. Render instant quick dead.
** Flying Eagle maneuver: Simple two pointed elbows to target's chest, one-two, ''kam-pow'' and three days target vomiting both lungs inside out with massive blood, dead. Fast as easy, young child able do.
** Flying Giant Stork Death Kick: Feet hitting target, ''pow-pow'', collapse inside of target zygomatic arch, driving bone back direct to spear brain, ''jab-boom'', render instant dead.
* ClearTheirName
* CommieNazis: Glorious home country, ideological heroes, include of example, JosefStalin, UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler, LeonTrotsky, Evita Peron.
* CyanidePill: All agent back molar encasing hollow filled deadly cyanide.
* EagleLand: America is demon spawn full empire of capitalistic evil of Type 2.
* EpistolaryNovel
* [[spoiler:GoingNative]]: By novel conclusion, operative Pygmy [[spoiler:abort mission. Renounce native state. Begin life as American.]]
** Also implied [[spoiler: operative Magda]].
* HighSchoolDance
* HistoricalHeroUpgrade: In glorious homeland of operative Pygmy many famous politic leader such as Benito Mussolini, Mao Tse-Tung, etc. viewed as tyrant criminal by wicked United State society. [[RunningGag Use as recurrent humor]].
* InnocentInaccurate: Native homeland indoctrination cause operative Narrator not understand American culture. Source much humor in operative narrative.
** For official example, ritual label as "dodge of balls".
* IntentionalEngrishForFunny: Could be operative narrative present as intercepted dispatches translated into poor English. Such misfortune.
* ItsPersonal: [[spoiler:Parents of operative Pygmy murdered by coward American bomb glorious capital.]]
* InstantFanClub: Operative Pygmy stop [[AxesAtSchool slaughter vengeance at educational facility]] by [[spoiler:Trevor Stonefield]]. Become hero of media and native teenagers. Females desire to take seed of operative.
* LawOfInverseFertility: Part of mission namely create new operatives with moronic brainwashed victims of American education system. Operatives however not taught about "contraceptives" example condoms and morning after pills, hindering plan.
* ModelUnitedNations
* NewTransferStudent: All operatives.
* PedophilePriest: Worship leader Reverend Tony.
* RapeAndSwitch: Turgid weapon of Operative Pygmy perform violent anal sodomy on clear-yellow hair bully, Trevor bitch anus.
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud: ''Zoom-grab'', ''wham-pow'', ''swish-bang'', ''squirt-squirt''.
* ScienceFair
* SelfDemonstratingArticle
* SpurnedIntoSuicide: [[spoiler: Trevor Stonefield.]]
* TeenSuperspy
* ThanatosGambit
* TookALevelInBadass: [[spoiler: By battle final at novel conclusion, host pig dog brother able fight many operatives with combat technique learned of Pygmy.]]
* WeaponsKitchenSink: Glorious home country possess advance military tool from source many countries.
* WildTeenParty
* XMeetsY: Chronicles of this agent have been described as of a meetings of ''The WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'' and ''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto The Grand Theft of Autos]]''.