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Contain Pygmy example of:

• Anachronic Order
• Arc Words
  • Recite elements periodic table, Niobium… nitrogen… nobelium… osmium…
  • Frequent quote profound genius, gentle politic father, or appealing leader, of example, Adolf Hitler, Karl Marx, Benito Mussolini, Joseph Stalin, Leon Trotsky, Mao Zedong
• Axes At School
• Brother-Sister Incest/Not Blood Siblings: Operative Pygmy desire reproductive facilities with cat sister.
• Calling Your Attacks
  • Striking Cobra Quick Kill maneuver: Collapse target windpipe. Render instant quick dead.
  • Flying Eagle maneuver: Simple two pointed elbows to target's chest, one-two, kam-pow and three days target vomiting both lungs inside out with massive blood, dead. Fast as easy, young child able do.
  • Flying Giant Stork Death Kick: Feet hitting target, pow-pow, collapse inside of target zygomatic arch, driving bone back direct to spear brain, jab-boom, render instant dead.
• Clear Their Name
• Commie Nazis: Glorious home country, ideological heroes, include of example, Josef Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Leon Trotsky, Evita Peron.
• Cyanide Pill: All agent back molar encasing hollow filled deadly cyanide.
• Eagle Land: America is demon spawn full empire of capitalistic evil of Type 2.
• Epistolary Novel
• Going Native: By novel conclusion, operative Pygmy abort mission. Renounce native state. Begin life as American.
  • Also implied operative Magda.
• High School Dance
• Historical Hero Upgrade: In glorious homeland of operative Pygmy many famous politic leader such as Benito Mussolini, Mao Tse-Tung, etc. viewed as tyrant criminal by wicked United State society. Use as recurrent humor.
• Innocent Inaccurate: Native homeland indoctrination cause operative Narrator not understand American culture. Source much humor in operative narrative.
  • For official example, ritual label as "dodge of balls".
• Intentional Engrish for Funny: Could be operative narrative present as intercepted dispatches translated into poor English. Such misfortune.
• It's Personal: Parents of operative Pygmy murdered by coward American bomb glorious capital.
• Instant Fan Club: Operative Pygmy stop slaughter vengeance at educational facility by Trevor Stonefield. Become hero of media and native teenagers. Females desire to take seed of operative.
• Law of Inverse Fertility: Part of mission namely create new operatives with moronic brainwashed victims of American education system. Operatives however not taught about "contraceptives" example condoms and morning after pills, hindering plan.
• Model United Nations
• New Transfer Student: All operatives.
• Pedophile Priest: Worship leader Reverend Tony.
• Rape and Switch: Turgid weapon of Operative Pygmy perform violent anal sodomy on clear-yellow hair bully, Trevor bitch anus.
• Rape as Comedy
  • For official argument, this debatable. Violent anal sodomy has consequences. Could be certain consider Black Comedy. Could be not. Same go for Worship leader Devil Tony.
• Saying Sound Effects Out Loud: Zoom-grab, wham-pow, swish-bang, squirt-squirt.
• Science Fair
• Self-Demonstrating Article
• Spurned Into Suicide: Trevor Stonefield.
• Squick
• Teen Superspy
• Thanatos Gambit
• Took a Level in Badass: By battle final at novel conclusion, host pig dog brother able fight many operatives with combat technique learned of Pygmy.
• Weapons Kitchen Sink: Glorious home country possess advance military tool from source many countries.
• Wild Teen Party
• X Meets Y: Chronicles of this agent have been described as of a meetings of The Invader Zim and The Grand Theft of Autos.