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Women have more hiding places than men.
A woman hides a plot-sensitive item close to her heart. Or more accurately, between her (usually large) breasts. Related to the Double Standard, since a man can't reach down there without hilarity ensuing. May lead to being Nipple And Dimed. Occasionally serves as Hammerspace. Lends a whole new meaning to the term 'breast pocket'. Does not, as a general thing, refer to the, uh, other compartment.
Occasionally even small pets get stored there (well, it's warmer than a shoulder). Such cleavage critters are usually harmlessly cute; if they're longer than they are wide, you can bet they're going to be used for blatant fanservice sooner or later.
Compare Trouser Space... if you dare. See also Hyperspace Arsenal.
Examples:
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Anime and Manga
- Sha Chi from Penguin Musume hides a katana (of all things) between her breasts in one episode.
- Giant Robo's "Ginrei Special" Omake OVAs parodied this by having the Action Girl in question pull a full-sized bazooka from her cleavage while she was wearing a motorcycle suit (as seen above).
- In Code Geass, Kallen keeps the control to her Humongous Mecha in her cleavage.
- This one's actually sort of justified, since the control key looks like a fancy USB memory stick or cigarette lighter, and, at that particular time, Kallen was dressed as a Playboy Bunny, who really do keep lighters in their cleavage; a case of hiding in plain sight.
- Takada Kiyomi keeps a page from the Death Note in her bra.
- Similarly, Light (in volume 9) discusses with Ryuk keeping Misa's notebook in case he needs to relinquish ownership of his again so he won't lose his memories by binding it to his chest with a corset.
- During one arc of Black Lagoon, Revy ends up hiding the documents they have to deliver in her shirt, only revealing this when they give them to the CIA agents sent for them. The agents then complain that the documents are sweaty.
- Tendou Rushuna from Grenadier not only stores extra bullets in her cleavage, but manages to eject them when needed and catch them with her gun.
- Angel Links has its main character, Meifon Li, keep her Empathic Weapon in her cleavage
 ◊ for easy access and consultation.
- Ranma ½: In an early arc, Shampoo hid an antidote shampoo down her shirt◊ and then dared Ranma to retrieve it. When bartering an antidote or power item with Ranma for a date, she tends to keep them there too, to prevent him from stealing and bailing.
- Similarly, Kodachi has kept items in her bra more than once.
- A mirror-duplicate of female Ranma hid a magic compact in her cleavage once. Naturally, the real Ranma didn't even think twice about stealing it.
- The drug dealing girls in Serial Experiments Lain hide their Accela inside their cleavage.
- Though she doesn't actually have a cleavage worth mentioning, Pan muscles her way into the first saga of Dragonball GT by dropping the control keys for the spacecraft she has stowed away on down her shirt. Trunk's long hesitation about whether to retrieve them or not was the cause of much (possibly unintentional) UST between the two.
- In an early volume of Dragonball, Bulma does this with a diamond. It doesn't go in her bra. Krillin, upon being given the gem, holds it up to his noseless face, trying to see if it smelled.
- Many suspect that Ururu from Bleach has a hidden compartment...down there◊.
- But... It's bigger than she is!
- In one episode of Gundam X, Ennil asks the guards preparing to kill her and Dr. Farzenberg for one last intimate moment (pretending that they're lovers). They agree, and she opens her jacket... revealing a set of flash-bang grenades, which she and Farzenberg use to escape.
- Kirche von Zerbst uses this to store her wand in Zero No Tsukaima.
- Elirin from Variable Geo keeps a lighter in the cleavage of her bunny suit, and uses it for some of her Ki Attacks.
- A few ladies in the Lupin III manga hide things (microfilm, diamonds) "down there", and one intro sequence for the TV series shows Fujiko dropping a diamond ring in her bikini top.
- One episode of the anime has Fujiko in disguise, only for Zenigata to see right through it. After revealing her, the first place he looks for a hidden microphone is in her cleavage. And he's right.
- It's likely this character is a Shout Out to the 1960's biographical novel of the same name in which the titular character describes how French criminals smuggled money onto Devil's Island in rather squicky detail.
- Mahou Sensei Negima has Asakura holding Sayo in her cleavage.
- To Love Ru has a chapter where Rito gets shrunk to roughly 4 inches tall. Take a wild guess where Lala keeps him all day. Overlaps with Marshmallow Hell.
- Boota of Gurren Lagann has ridden in Yoko's cleavage on multiple occasions, including the first day they met. Kamina and Simon's jealousy is obvious.
- What's even funnier is that after the time skip, when Yoko makes her dramatic entrance, guess where Boota goes.
- She gets even more stuck in her cleavage in The Movie, where she pulls a clip out of her breasts (how it stayed in there, completely hidden, is a mystery) to transform her rifle into a machine gun during the fight with Adiane.
- Following Boota's example is Touchoumaru, the pet mouse of Shigure from Kenichi The Mightiest Disciple. He's one lucky little rodent.
- Godannar takes the Fanservice knob and turns it well past eleven. One of the characters keeps her cellphone in that cleavage (though it's more like a cavern, really. She also keeps it on vibrate, so everyone knows she's getting a call when her boobs start to rumble like the kind of volcano you run away from really fast.
- In Detective Conan, Kudou Yukiko carries an unconscious Conan in her cleavage while riding a motorcycle across Japan.
- For those unfamiliar with the series, Conan is actually Shinichi, Yukiko's drug-induced de-aged teenage son. And with her being a Hot Shounen Mom....
- Sheryl in Macross Frontier drops Alto's talisman down her shirt in the 5th episode as "insurance" that he'll keep his word.
- Dola the Sky Pirate from Castle In The Sky somehow managed to find the time to fill her cleavage with jewels even as she and her crew were making their last-minute escape from the fall of Laputa.
- In One Piece, Kalifa apparently hides her key inside her breasts.
- Nami also stored a Den Den Mushi in her shirt, which was more than pleased.
- In Ayashi No Ceres, Aya keeps Tooya's dagger in her bra. It's wonder how she doesn't get cut.
- In the manga for the video game Tales Of Symphonia there's an omake that says that Sheena has her exsphere equipped just under her right breast.
- In an omake chapter of Fairy Tail , Erza produces a lead pipe... Well, there's a reason it's on this page.
- I always thought Blue (Green in the English version) was rather well-endowed for a ten-year-old... Sabrina unfortunately found out why during her battle with her. There was no way anybody saw that coming...
- For those not familiar with the series: Blue was frozen in place, so she taunted Sabrina's "health" (read: bust size) and baited her into attacking her big, round... Pokeballs. Not a euphemism - the attack released Blue's Pokemon and allowed her to escape.
- Merle from Vision Of Escaflowne apparently has much larger breasts than viewers are led to believe, because in episode 8, she stores two boxes of Pocky, lipstick, a pager, a watch and a discman in her cleavage.
- Izumi of Hayate No Gotoku apparently keeps her cell phone here. Revealed when a guy (kitten) steals it, by diving into her shirt.
- Fuu of Samurai Champloo has a pet flying squirrel named Momo, which seems to spend most of its time inside her kimono.
- Nausicaa Of The Valley Of The Wind. Nausicaa's pet foxsquirrel Teto hides in Nausicaa's shirt at one point.
Comic Books
- In The Spirit, Satin, a thief, hides a stolen medallion down her bosom. Unfortunately for her, the titular character chooses to turn her upside-down and shake it out, rather than reach in.
- In an issue of X-Men, Storm and Nightcrawler were enjoying a night out when she—wearing a revealing evening gown and no purse—suddenly pulls out a cell phone. When Kurt asks where she had been hiding that, Ororo responds, "My secret."
- Jack of Fables #18, Hillary Page reveals she has the missing piece from the map to Americana. She stuffs it down her shirt for safe keeping.
- At the end of Secret Six #7, it's revealed that Scandal has Neron's get out of hell card stuffed down her top.
- Ant Man hides in Black Widow's cleavage in an issue of Thunderbolts.
- Modesty Blaise once used her bra to smuggle a saw into prison in order to create a rather elaborate escape plan.
- Where else would Catwoman hide the things she steals?
- In Galen De Marco's first appearance in The Simping Detective, she draws a concealed gun on Jack, despite wearing nothing more than a thong. Jack's narration even muses, "No, I don't know where she kept the gun either."
Film
Literature
- Velvet from The Malloreon sometimes keeps a small, virulently poisonous snake there. Her love interest Silk is not amused. For that matter, neither is the snake's owner.
- Later she keeps a bunch of them down her dress after the snake has babies.
- In Robert A Heinlein's Between Planets, Isobel apparently hides a very important ring there. Heinlein was writing for the juvy market, and in The Fifties, so he doesn't connect the dots for the reader.
- A more literal example occurs in Friday — the title character has a small hidden pouch surgically made inside her navel.
- In "Trill Coster's Burden", one of Manly Wade Wellman's Silver John stories, The Vamp hides a giant ruby in her cleavage, and tells John that if he wants it he'll have to reach in and get it; he declines, and she gets away. (This ends badly for her, since the reason he wanted it in the first place is that it has a curse on it he's trying to break.)
- Nanny Ogg keeps all sorts of things in her knickers, including alcohol and cash. But since she's a dumpy old lady, this is hardly a case of fanservice.
- It helps that a witch wears several skirts, several pairs of pants, several stockings, and "knicker pocket" can only be the first layer in their underwear. But that's putting way too much thought into it.
- In Wintersmith, it's mentioned that she keeps a string bag down one leg. Interpret as you will.
- Similar to the Xena example below, Asha Greyjoy keeps a dagger sheathed between her breasts. Being one of the few female ship captains, she's quick to show it off and refers to it as her "suckling babe".
- In A&M, this causes a clerk to nearly faint, and just brings his crush on the girl full-circle.
- In one of the Indian In The Cupboard novels, Patrick gets sent back in time to the Wild West and is a few inches tall. When he finds a sympathetic lady who wants to carry him around, she considers her shoulder, decides it's too slippery, and goes with her cleavage.
- In Tom De Haven's novel It's Superman! Lois hides a metal tag that could be used to incriminate Lex Luthor in her white cotton Gamble's brasserie when questioned by the police.
- Sheen from Piers Anthony's Phaze series carries small tools in her breasts.
Live Action TV
- Seen repeatedly in Deadwood, HBO's Western Drama Series. The prostitute Trixie carries a tiny derringer handgun, and practically never goes anywhere without it. The weapon always stays hidden until she produces it - usually from her cleavage.
- Everybody Loves Raymond: Whilst trying to keep the car keys from Frank, Marie drops them down her blouse. Frank: "I'll walk!!"
- In a Dream Sequence episode of Sister Sister Lisa hides money in her bra
- Subverted on Will And Grace when Grace hides something from Karen here and she goes and seeks it. Grace enjoys this.
- Will And Grace love doing this: Karen hides something from Rosario in her cleavage, and Rosario promptly goes after it. Karen enjoys this, and calls out suggestions as to where Rosario's hands should go. Lorraine Finster also pulls this off later, whilst trying to smuggle some of Karen's jewellery out of her house, though not just in her cleavage... If You Know What I Mean.
- Three's Company: After informing Jack and Larry of the possible hiding places for a wad of money she used at first (each mention of a hiding place sends Jack and Larry dashing to tear it inside-out, because the guy who wants the money back is really tall), Chrissy says that she was finally able to think of the safest hiding place — inside her blouse.
- A hilarious misunderstanding in Coupling (best not to go into exactly what said misunderstanding was, for fear of text walls) led to a discussion about why men don't smuggle. One given reason was a lack of 'concealment crevices'...
- Parodied in Married... With Children when Marcy, notorious for her flat chest, attempts this trick - and the object falls through her shirt and onto the floor.
- Played straight with Peg, though—who should be the posterwoman for this trope.
- Firefly "War Stories", Zoe successfully attempts to ransom back her husband Wash and Mal from Niska. After averting Niska's attempt to pull off a Sadistic Choice by picking her husband when Niska says the ransom is not enough for both men, he re-evaluates saying that the ransom was really a little too much and has his Dragon cut off Mal's ear which Niska then hands to Zoe wrapped in a handkerchief. Zoe calmly takes it and carefully tucks it into her bra.
- Although being her Captain's faithful sidekick, Zoe might have simply felt that shoving it into a pocket was simply disrespectul. And she didn't put it in her bra, she tucked it inside her shirt.
- In "Shindig," Mal lifts a big wad of money off a guy in a bar. He gives it to Inara for safekeeping... and she immediately sticks it in her top.
- Smallville "Odyssey" Lois concealed a flash drive with incriminating evidence on Lex in this area.
- Sara in the Pilot of the Knight Rider Revival.
- Apparently, Aunt Vivian from Pushing Daisies keeps money there, as seen in "Circus, Circus".
- A character in Days Of Our Lives used her breasts to hide money she used to buy cocaine.
- Angel "Reunion" Drusilla in an attempt to update to the 21st Century, she kept a cell phone in this area in , however she forgot about it and thought that she was ringing.
- In the following episode ("Redefinition"), Lilah kept a Hidden Wire between her bosoms in an attempt to frame Lindsay. He had no problem reaching to yank it out.
- Dark Skies. The Soviet agent played by Jeri Ryan keeps a silenced pistol in her cleavage as seen in this scene. But then as Voyager fans are well aware, she's got plenty of room.
- Doctor Who "New Earth" After taking over Rose Tyler's body, Cassandra keeps her knockout perfume hidden between Rose's bouncy
castle breasts.
- And who can forget Captain Jack pulling out a gun after being hit with a de-fabricator, which does exactly what it says on the tin.
- The End Of Time Part Two. Donna stuffs a lottery ticket down her wedding dress. It doesn't have any pockets.
- DollhouseGrey Hour, bank robber-imprinted Echo loses her memory of what she's doing, so the Dollhouse uploads the same imprint into Sierra in an attempt to walk Echo through the heist. Sierra tells Echo that she has a bottle of resin on her person. When Echo can't find it, Sierra remarks "Bra's a good place". It sure is.
- V.I.P. has Pam Anderson hiding everything the propmaster could find, but she's outshone by Leah Lail, who had a
laptop toptop computer hidden there.
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer "Who Are You?" Faith (while in Buffy's body) stuffs money in her bra.
- Larry's agent Jeff in Curb Your Enthusiasm is accused of having a small penis by an ex-mistress, who works as a maid. Jeff explains that in fact it's the opposite, she has a very large vagina. Larry suspects her of stealing a baseball, and when he loses his cellphone tries calling it. Hilarity ensues.
- A skit on Carol Burnett's variety show back in the '70s had her character pull things needed for songwriting out of her cleavage: paper, pencils. When it's pointed out that the pencils aren't sharpened, she sticks one back in - and the grinding sound of an electric pencil sharpener is heard.
- Variant in Star Trek The Original Series "Charlie X" when Charlie shows Yeoman Rand a "card trick", were he the Ace of Clubs over his right shoulder and Yeoman Rand, sitting on his left, gives a startled expression before pulling the card from out of her low cut uniform.
- Chuck Versus the Three Words Sarah keeps a knife in her bra. Notable in that the it isn't clumsily concealed in between her cleavage but is instead housed in a special sheath near the straps.
- due South "All the Queen's Horses": Fraser and Thatcher are handcuffed together in the train's horse box, but Fraser may be able to pick the lock using one of Thatcher's hairpins — once they have it. Their hands are unusable because they're cuffed in an inaccessible place, so Fraser has to remove the hairpin from Thatcher's hair by mouth... but then he drops it. Guess where it lands? He then has to retrieve it, again by mouth (but only after asking permission of his superior officer). Thatcher's expression as he recovers the would-be lockpick is priceless.
Theater
- This trope gets mentioned in the 1948 Alan Jay Lerner/Kurt Weill musical Love Life in the song "Economics:"
"Now Edna used to slip her husband’s
Pay down her chest
And just to keep it extra safe
She never undressed!
Now that’s good economics,
That’s good economics,
That’s good economics
But awful bad for love!"
- This is Older Than Radio. In Die Fledermaus, Eisenstein has a ladies' watch that he charms pretty girls with. He is disguised as a Marquis at a dinner party, and his wife (unbeknownst to him) is disguised as a Hungarian countess. He tries to seduce her, and three guesses where she stows the watch.
Video Games
- As the page quote illustrates, Meryl in Metal Gear Solid hides one of the detonation override cards in her bra until she meets up with Snake. She also apparently keeps ammunition in there.
- She's not referring to her bra. In fact, as many observant people have pointed out, Meryl doesn't even wear a bra in either incarnation of Metal Gear Solid. She's referring to something only women have.
- She hides it in her third pair of shoes?
- How can you hide something in an ability to remember anniversaries?
- It can only be found once a month?
- Granny Crotony from the adventure game Armed and Delirious uses her support bra as her inventory.
- In Final Fantasy X, this appears to be where Yuna and Lulu keep potions, judging by the animation when they use one.
- Judging by a trailer for Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers, A Selkie named Belle appears to pull a crystal out of her cleavage.
- In an otherwise short-and-forgettable flash game, Bush Royal Rampage, while being guarded by George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II has her tiara shot off, which only serves to anger her. She then pulls out a piece of plastic no bigger than a poker chip from her cleavage... which EXPANDS INTO AN UZI!!11!!1!
- In Silent Hill 2, Maria keeps the three keys to a triple-locked door tucked into her short skirt, in her boots, and in her cleavage, in that order. While she's opening the door, James attempts to sneak a peek to no avail.
- The Guild Wars female assassin underwear has a dagger between the breasts.
- In Sengoku Basara Nohime apparently keeps a massive arsenal under her kimono, including a Rifle, a Two-Barreled Gatling Gun and a Rocket Launcher.
- In Mad World, the three geisha you save in the Asian Town level appear during the final boss battle, pulling health-restoring items from their cleavage and tossing them off to you if you're running low. Oddly, the announcers make no comment on this.
- Dominic jokes about all the things that have gotten lost in Lara Croft's clevage.
- In Wild Arms 3, Maya Shroedinger has an attack called 'Calamity Jane' where she shakes her skirt and a gatling gun falls out. Yikes.
- In Resident Evil, Jill Valentine can carry more items than her allies, Chris (RE1) and Carlos (RE3), despite the fact that both of the guys are demonstrably stronger than she is. This is especially noticeable in 3, where Jill's wearing a tube top and miniskirt, while Carlos is wearing combat gear loaded with pockets.
- In one of the cutscenes in Bayonetta, she hides a round in VSC.
Webcomics
- Spoofed in this Ask Altair comic - the method makes no sense in the character's case.
- A The Devil's Panties strip shows Jen and one of her friends getting ready for a night on the town. Club clothes for women often have no pockets and they were wearing corsets, so...
- Jen and a group of corseted women also used this trick during a Medieval Re-enactment weekend, storing assorted melee weapons. When the ladies are attacked by bandits thinking them unarmed, Hilarity Ensues.
- Parodied with a rare female "down there" version in Last Resort, where Jigsaw hides her Hammerspace inside her... wait for it... marsupial pouch. SwissMoments ensue when she reaches in to get anything.
- Sammie and Maureen of The Zombie Hunters make use of these to smuggle in contraband items from their government-sponsored looting adventures. Or as Sammie puts it, "That's what boobs are for."
- PMJ the Hamster's personal assistant Helga provides her boss with transportation this way in Sequential Art. One could say it's the "breast seat in the house."
- Tootsie and Alejandra of Las Lindas demonstrate.
Web Original
- Khanzarina Misha from Open Blue hides a handgun in her cleavage. Rumor has it that she keeps her saber in there too.
- From Cute Overload, we have the Cats 'n Racks category (which includes other animals too). Provisionally NSFW if your boss is uptight enough.
- The spectacularly busty Winter Pierzina and her viral "Bra Purse" series spoofs this, although she admits that she really does this on a regular basis.
Western Animation
- The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror XII features a HAL-9000 Captain Ersatz who is given to Patty and Selma. Selma has the self-destruct switch down her shirt, leading to the comment "No, don't put it there."
- Futurama: Corporate tycoon "Mom" hides the controlling device of the world's robots in her bra. At the end of the episode it's also shown that Professor Farnsworth keeps the controls of his giant albino shouting mutant gorillas in his pants.
- Family Guy: Chris' substitute teacher hid everything in her boobs, including a whole class' worth of tests. She even had a sword in there.
- As did the teacher from an early episode of Animaniacs. Yakko commented "What else you got in there?"
- And then there's the time the raccoon that kept attack Peter jumped out from between Lois' breasts after she undid her blouse. It was the third time the raccoon attacked Peter.
- Justice League Unlimited: "Dark Heart" featured a sequence where Wonder Woman carried the Atom in her cleavage. Good thing she didn't inhale...
- Huntress also plays keep away with the Question's disk by slipping in her underoos in "Question Authority".
- Actually she puts in her Utility Belt
- Ruby Rocket keeps her cigarettes in this particular area.
- Granny hides the hotel key here in the now famous Tex Avery cartoon Red Hot Riding Hood.
- The Venture Brothers: When the Monarch proposes to Dr. Girlfriend, they're about to have sex and she's completely naked. He's therefore understandibly baffled when she pulls of list of concessions he needs to make out of nowhere, though his reference to how it's "undoubtedly moist" shows that the Monarch has his theories.
- Sit Down Shut Up: Miracle Grohe keeps a list of all the students who are on the starvation drive in her blouse.
- GI Joe's The Baroness in this piece of fan art
- Cliche from Stripperella
- Aeon Flux "Utopia or Deuteranopia?" Aeon hides the key in the top portion of her costume, only to depose of her top a few seconds later. She later retrieves the key from her Thong Of Shielding, bordering on a case of Trouser Space.
- Near the end of one Pepe Le Pew cartoon, Pepe is looking for her, thinking she has maybe returned to the perfume shop. Penelope, who finds a blue Pepe to be extremely hot, comes in behind him, closes the door, and drops the key down the front of her coat. Now, a wet cat (she fell in a rain barrel) of the Near-Mute Animal variety isn't exactly hot (outside certain... interests), but you know what it's referencing. You at 8... probably didn't.
- And the whole thing makes 'no sense because she's a naked not-very-anthropomorphised cat.
- Blink and you might miss it, but in the Batman episode "Pretty Poison", Poison Ivy retrieves her poison lipstick from her cleavage.
Real Life
- There have been bras designed with a pocket between the cups to hold money.
- There have also been bras designed with a holster between the cups. There just aren't many good places for a woman to carry concealed, y'know.
- Those frilly gowns with corsets worn by ladies of the pre-industrial age did not have any pockets. Where did the ladies keep love letters? In the Victoria's Secret Compartment!
- Efforts to avert this trope in real life are one of the big reasons that premodern police forces kept a few "matrons" on staff- female police officers who wouldn't cause quite as much hilarity to ensue in a search.
- In Massachusetts there was recently an infamous case where a state senator was caught stuffing bribery money into her bra. You can read about it here.
- "Is that one of those Ovaltine bras I've heard so much about?" (5.08)
- I wish this particular example was a little more secret: http://failblog.org/2008/12/25/cup-holder-fail/
- Quite a few girls who go to parties in an outfit designed without pockets will keep their phone in there.
- Lily Allen can be seen doing just this in the music video to one of her better singles.
- Wedding dresses don't have any pockets, and neither will the bridesmaids; a few strategically placed tissues can be quite handy if anyone's a little tearful after the big moment.
- In the 1950s, the "Miami Brassiere Brigade" stole hundreds of thousands of dollars of coins from phone boxes (it went to the company where they worked) by putting it in their bra. The things you learn from QI...
- There is a knitting pattern for a bra with a pocket. While not in the cleavage, it claims to be able to hold condoms, change, and other small items. Don't believe me? http://www.knitacondomamulet.com/bra-breast-pouch-condom-a.html
- Hurricane Katrina Rescues, an Animal Rescue programme, mentioned that just prior to Hurricane Katrina when people where evacuated to Texas from Louisiana via coaches people were smuggling their pets on board with them when there was a no pet policy. According to the Houston SPCA, one such animal smuggling lady managed to hide a cockatiel in her bra.
- I could make a very dirty comment but I won't.
- An anecdote from the filming of the original Doctor Who: apparently during the filming of the 1987 episode "Time And The Rani", the actress who played the female villain, Kate O'Mara, held up recording because her stick-on beauty spot had vanished from her face while on location, which meant they couldn't film her as it would have caused a continuity issue. It turned up an hour or so later.... down her cleavage.
- Jamie Lee Curtis demonstrated on The Late Late Show that she kept a Palm Pilot (hmm) and other items in her bra. May have been a call back to True Lies.
- When S. Epatha Markerson won a Golden Globe in 2006 for her performance in Lackawanna Blues, she had her acceptance speech concealed in her cleavage.
- In a marching band with woodwind instruments, this is actually quite reasonable. Marching band uniforms don't always have pockets, and woodwind players always need a spare reed on hand.
- There have been quite a few espionage cases through history (I recall a notable one in WWII Dutchland), where women smuggled messages and devices past checkpoints to various resistance cells in their vaginas
- There were some similar, recent cases of women doing this in Brazilian prisons, during intimate visits, as well. With cellphones. Sometimes, More than one at a time.
- Many female shop lifters will attempt this. You'd think women would keep stolen goods away from where most men are looking.
- How Women Play The Kazoo
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