Screw The Rules, I Have Money! - Television Tropes & Idioms

Seto Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh! got away with a lot because of his wealth. The trope name comes from a line in the first episode of the Gag Dub Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series, which parodied this. In fact, both the line and the concept are running jokes throughout the (abridged) series.
Yugi: Wait a minute; did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Kaiba: Yeah, so?
Yugi: That's against the rules, isn't it?
Kaiba: Screw the rules, I have money!
- Strangely enough, the troper namer is actually more a case of Screw the rules, I have plot , with the 'money'-argument mostly used to show how ridiculous it was that the series didn't follow the rules of the game. Although, in the same abridged episode, there is a clear Screw the rules, I have Money yoke:
Kaiba: I'm going to hire some thugs to kidnap you now. I'm a billionaire, so.. nobody will even think of pressing charges.
- The English dub has a line very close to this during a duel when Kaiba plans to use Chaos Emperor Dragon's special ability:
  Siegfried: There's one problem — you need to give up 1,000 of your Life Points first, and you can't afford that now.
  Kaiba: There's nothing I can't afford. (plays Emergency Provisions)
- Pegasus and other characters use this trope as well.
  Yugi: Its a shame rich megalomaniacs are immune from the law otherwise we could just call the police on him (abridged series)
Giovanni from Pokemon gets away with this, so much so that he can personally come down to the police station and bail out Team Rocket members. In the Pokemon Adventures manga, even more so after the Saffron City incident.
- In the games, it's debatable since he's gone into hiding after Pokemon Red, Blue, and Yellow.
Shirogane Ryou and Aizawa Minto from Tokyo Mew Mew are both obscenely rich, and love nothing more than to tick off Ichigo by showing off their wealth. However, they aren't all that bad.
Shutaro Mendou in Urusei Yatsura.
- And his Captain Ersatz, Rival-san Lendo, in Ninja High School.
The Kunos from Ranma 1/2 are often depicted this way by fanon, although objectively other characters in the series do just as bad with fewer resources.
- Sometimes the Kunos really are this way. After steadfastly rejecting to sell a Phoenix Egg to Kuno, on the basis that it bears a terrible secret and the Phoenix Sword it bestows is too dangerous to exist, the owner of an antiques store quickly folds and sells the egg when slapped with a wad of bills.
Kazuharu Fukuyama from Girls Bravo, mostly to be an antagonist to the milksopy but ambivalent Yukinari.
Halekulani from Bobobobo Bobobo might be a parody of this. As a master of "Gorgeous Shinken" ("Fist of Gorgeous"), for him, money is quite literally power; his energy attacks are rated by their dollar value, and he can increase his strength by absorbing all the profits from the amusement park he owns. One of his more dangerous attacks actually turns his opponents into coins.
In Boys Over Flowers (Hana Yori Dango), the F4 is allowed to do whatever they want at school, including harassing students they ~~hate~~ ~~dislike~~ haven't found a reason to like, just because their families donate the most money to the school. Later on, it's learned that Domyoji got away with beating a guy until his organs ruptured due to his family paying off the school and the boy's family. And later still, Domyoji's mother Kaede attempts to pay Tsukushi's family hundreds of thousands of dollars just to keep Tsukushi from dating her son.
This trope can be attributed to Hayate The Combat Butler's Mask the Money (really Nagi wearing a Paper Thin Disguise), who often solves her problems with her vast riches (and everything else with Hayate).
- The Yakuza chasing Hayate prior to this point do an inversion of this, "She has money, obey the rules." When one less-than-intelligent member asks why they don't kill everyone anyways, aren't they Card Carrying Villains? His smarter co-worker smacks him and says No, the Yakuza leaves people who do pay them alone. That's the point.
Shinzen Tennozou, among several other Speed Grapher characters.
A recurrent theme in Ashita No Nadja, where lots of rich people are portrayed this way.
Subverted with Hokuto of Cromartie High School, who transferred to Cromartie planning to indimidating everyone by threatening to get them expelled by his father, chairman of the school board... but he actually transferred to the wrong school. Not only is his father not the head of the school board, it's a municipal school and thus doesn't even have one.
The Black Black Club from Yu Yu Hakusho runs on this trope. It reaches a peak in The Dark Tournament's third round, which one guy turns into his own little Screw-the-rules fest.
- And then, ironically, when the other members of the club use their money to screw with the rules further, he has them all killed.
Kakuzu from Naruto is shown to present this argument to Hidan when they go to capture a monk for a bounty. Hidan tells Kakuzu that killing a monk is a one-way ticket to hell, to which Kakuzu replies that even hell is run on money, and that he'll be fine.
Washizu from Akagi is able to get away with several murders, though it causes him some inconvenience. The cop Yasuoka figures it's a better idea to pit him against Akagi in a high-stakes game of mahjong rather than trying to confront him by legal means.
...And then the "Chairman" from Kaiji kicks it up a notch, having things like a cruise ship and a hotel to use as private gambling venues, with people disappearing or getting killed at them seemingly posing no problem.
Ai Kora has Ayame Yatsuhashi, who constantly does this, mostly in her efforts to get into Maeda's pants.
Pretty much the entire thing that drives the plot for Liar Game. The elaborate organization manages to get away with forcing billion dollar debts on people simply because it's so rich and powerful (though it also helps that none of the people bothered going to actual, real lawyers).
In Full Metal Panic, Sousuke is allowed to violate so many laws it's not even funny while attending school. He points loaded guns at people (and sometimes even shoots at them), places landmines and bombs everywhere, destroys people's private property without remorse, makes threats filled with killer intent... all of this is ignored by the head of the school. Why? Because Mithril makes HUGE donations to her for allowing Sousuke to attend school.
- Plus the president of the student council seems to have the same mindset as Souske, and usually agrees with his crazy conclusions.
Eden Of The East features several characters with ludicrously large cash reserves and a concierge who helps them do whatever they want with it, including bribing the Prime Minister, serial murder, launching missiles at Japan, and building a nice hospital.
- Bribing the PM only cost 60 yen.
In the movie Spirited Away, when Chihiro is worried about her parents eating the food of the spirits without permission, her father says he has 'credit cards and cash'. Soon afterwards, they're turned into pigs, and Chihiro has to find a way to rescue them.
- Her dad had no real idea of the food's supernatural nature, though; his reasoning wasn't so much "screw the rules" as it was "they can just bill me for the buffet."
In Umineko No Naku Koro Ni, you find out that Kinzo used a special scheme to buy up Rokkenjima against the laws of the Japanese government, and then bribed a bunch of people in order to keep it.
Dance In The Vampire Bund: Face it, there is no way short of paying off the national debt to get any first world country to allow (let alone build) a fully extraterritorial concession within sight of the capital, especially with a projected population of 100,000.

Wilson "The Kingpin" Fisk from the Marvel Universe, particularly the Ultimate Marvel version.
The corrupt politician/businessman version of Lex Luthor from The DCU.
Sin City's Yellow Bastard could get away with anything (especially rape) because his father was a US Senator, and the patriarch of an excessively powerful and wealthy family that owns the bulk of Basin City.
- Until Hartigan got ahold of him, the Yellow Bastard got away with child rape and murder.
Odin Quincannon in the comic book Preacher.
Also from The DCU, there's foppish dilettante Most Excellent Superbat, who proudly claims this as his superpower. As he puts it in Final Crisis #6: "I have the greatest power of all, Mister Miracle. I am so rich, I can do anything."
- Although it's left somewhat ambiguous as to whether he's referring to this (using his money to keep himself out of trouble) or Crimefighting With Cash, as he deliberately modeled his superhero persona on Batman.
  - It's both, really; he's so rich he bought Japan.
- Another pair of DCU examples - Niles "the Chief" Caulder and Steve "Mento" Dayton of Doom Patrol. The former got implicated in arranging the "accidents" which turned the team members into freaks. The latter whipped up a gadget cranking his psionic abilities Up To Eleven, but has a side effect of With Great Power Comes Great Insanity which has caused him to turn into a criminal mastermind and attempt to kill his own adopted son! Furthermore, the only reason Dayton made that helmet in the first place was because he was a Stalker With A Crush trying to impress Rita "Elasti-Girl" Farr.
Scrooge McDuck is well-known for his meanness, but when it comes to treasure hunting, it's nearly the opposite. For example, in Don Rosa's "Guardians of the Lost Library", it seems that the Library of Alexandria is buried under a modern football stadium. A match is going on and the digging after the library will break it which will be a breach of the rules. But Scrooge just says to the officials: "Okay, then I buy both teams and stadium."
- In an older story by Vicar, when on a trip in the Australian Outback, he gets told the train leaves once a day, and it has already done so today. "My name is Scrooge Mc Duck *picks a million or two out from his Nice Hat* I hereby BUY the whole railroad. A train leaves NOW!" It works!
In Nodwick, a group of adventurers encounters a sphinx, who spouts her riddle. The wizard remarks that they're not really all that clever and they just want to get through the dungeon, so he offers her a bribe. She demands the inclusion of a goodie from the titular henchman, who points out in the last panel that the answer to the riddle was "money"... At which point the fighter replies:
Yeagar: Weren't you listening? The answer is always "money".
The Doctor Who Magazine strip gives us Josiah Dogbolter, head of intergalactic corporation Intra-Venus Inc., who attempts to buy the TARDIS from the Doctor.

The Biff Tannen of the alternate universe in Back To The Future Part II killed Marty Mc Fly's father, and then told him that they'd never convict him of murder because he "owned the police."
- "I own the police" is also attributed to notorious early 20th century gangster Al Capone, thus making this Truth In Television. Ironically, Capone's money (due to tax evasion) is what brought him down.
- It's also strongly implied that the only way he keeps Loraine from leaving him is by threatening to cut off financial support from her children which would land them all in jail.
The mean, evil banker Mr. Potter from Its A Wonderful Life, who steals George Bailey's money and goads him towards attempting suicide.
The end scene of Small Soldiers is most likely a parody of this.
The resolution of Chinatown revolved around this concept. It was alluded to rather blatantly in an old draft of the script, but it was removed at the behest of the director, who felt it was too obvious.
Darwin and Minerva Mayflower from Hudson Hawk.
Pick a James Bond villain. Any one will do.
Subverted in Titanic when Cal Hockley attempts to buy his way into a lifeboat, only to have the money thrown back in his face just before the officer he gave it to commits suicide.
Played straight many, many times in The Distinguished Gentleman, a film about a con man turned U.S. Senator. Subverted somewhat unusually in the same film:
Lobbyist: For instance, where are you on sugar price supports?
Tommy: Sugar price supports. Uhh... Where do you think I should be?
'Lobbyist: Makes no difference to me. If you're for 'em, I got money for you from my sugar producers in Louisiana and Hawaii. If you're against 'em, I got money for you from the candy manufacturers.
Tommy: You pick.
Lobbyist: Let's put you down as for. Now what about putting limits on malpractice awards?
Tommy: You tell me.
Lobbyist: Well, if you're for 'em, I got money from the doctors and insurance companies. If you're against 'em, I got money from the trial lawyers. Tell you what, let's say against.
[...]
Tommy: Terry, tell me something. With all this money coming in from both sides, how does anything ever get done?
Lobbyist: It doesn't! That's the genius of the system!
In Small Soldiers, Stuart (the father of the protagonist) tells the CEO of the company that made the titular soldiers that money cannot possibly compensate for the trauma they've been put through. Turns out it can, and he does several times just to prove the point.
In the end scene of Robocop 2, Omni Consumer Products management mentions putting the blame on someone else, bribing witnesses, etc.
Corrupt Corporate Executive E.P. Royalton in the film version of Speed Racer. Pops Racer explicitly states he distrusts Royalton for this very reason.

Lucius Malfoy from Harry Potter weaseled out of many problems thanks to his wealth and social position.
Flashman, though eventually his behavior was too out of control for even his family connections to save him.
In Lois Mc Master Bujold's Vorkosigan Saga, there is an entire planet, Jackson's Whole, where any and all rules of the rest of the galaxy will be ignored for the right sum.
"An arrest order has been purchased for you. It charges you with the murder of Sydney Liga. Do you wish to outbid?"
- Unless it personally offends one of the ruling oligarchs to the point where he'd rather take it out of your hide even if doing so hurts his profits, whereupon no amount of money can save you. Then again, those oligarchs rule precisely because they're the richest and most unscrupulous bastards in town...
Phileas Fogg in Jules Verne's Around The World in 80 Days had a habit of throwing large volumes of money at his problems, at one point going so far as to hijack a ship and they buy it and its cargo from its owner en route to Ireland. The original owner got the hull back in the end.
Let's face it. Edmond Dantes, Determinator or not, wouldn't have gotten far into his elaborate schemes for revenge without his eleventy billion francs. He bribed a pope. (Although maybe that was just Truth In Television for the period?)
Artemis Fowl loves this trope. Not surprising, considering that the title character is a True Neutral Teen Genius with his entire family's fortune at his disposal.
- To wit: "We have two options; legal, and illegal [...] Illegal is faster."
Herman di Portola Bliss of the mystery novel Impossible Bliss is highly eccentric and even more obnoxious. Though he's been arrested numerous times in his Santa Barbara hometown, he's never faced charges in court, because he's the last scion of the family that founded (and still owns much of) the town.
The tituler character of The Great Gatsby earns his fortune for the sole reason to get with Daisy. He even thinks that he could reverse five years just because.
- But, of course, it's a subversion, given how epically Gatsby fails.
Julia Evans, the young billionairess in the "Greg Mandell" sci-fi series by Peter F. Hamilton. Granted, she lives in a world virtually owned by multinationals, but even a Corrupt Corporate Executive she has a grudge against is shocked when she buys the controlling interest in a Swiss bank in order to expose his scheme to steal from her corporation.
Flinx, of the Humanx Commonwealth series, is an Anti Hero user of this trope, thanks to having some Sufficiently Advanced Aliens rig his bank account (as a favor). He mainly uses it to bribe his way around the Commonwealth, but loses some of that advantage after coming to the attention of the peaceforcers on Terra in Reunion. It's also blatantly subverted in Flinx Transcendent, where passing counterfeit AAnn currency on Blasusarr is what blows his cover.
Subverted, inverted, and played straight in Atlas Shrugged. Inverted in that the strikers are punished because they make money; subverted when Hank's Rearden's money fails to protect him during his divorce trial; played straight when Rearden is allowed to buy resources and sell his products how he wishes, despite legally binding orders to the contrary.
Subverted hard in Robert Aspirin's Phules Company books; and one of the few examples of the trope being consistently employed effectively on the side of good. Most of the time, it's the titular Williard Phule, aka Captain Jester, using his vast wealth to foil Obstructive Bureaucrats who have the letter, if not the spirit, of the law on their side.
Used in one of the books in The Once and Future King series. Mordred argues with Arthur that their judicial system - two champions jousting, on behalf of the defendant and persecution - was unfair since it was more of a battle of muscles. Arthur pointed out that the law allowed for each party to hire whomever they liked to be their champion and pointed out that if they switched to using lawyers it would just be the same (each party could hire whichever lawyer they thought would best save their bacon). He finishes by pointing out that in the judicial system, whoever has the most money will most likely win.
Lady Schrapnell, the Upper Class Twit funding projects for Oxford's time travel department in To Say Nothing Of The Dog, puts the staff through a hell of a lot of abuse, which they only put up with because they really need those funds. One of her mantras is "rules are meant to be broken", which the department heads keep fruitlessly trying to explain to her doesn't work for the laws of physics.
The rich members of the Six Student Clique in The Secret History attempt to use their money to get rid of all potential problems. It runs out and they have to kill Bunny anyway.
Done in Night Train to Rigel by Timothy Zahn. The infiltrating alien enemy is convinced that its relocation to a new homeworld has gone undiscovered because there is only one interstellar Quadrail station in the Yandro system and it has it continuously under surveillance. However, the protagonist works for Larry Hardin, the richest man on Earth, who simply paid a trillion dollars to build another Quadrail station on the other side of the system.

Law And Order often has these characters as defendants, as they usually hire the best lawyers; a Recurrer named Arthur Gold putting in an appearance is a dead giveaway. If anyone's likely to literally get away with murder on these shows, it's them.
- Gold seems to have been replaced as the go-to shyster by SVU's Lionel Granger.
Edward Vogler in Season 1 of House starts running the hospital like an Evil Overlord, making calls about things like a dying cancer patient getting a C-Section, purely because he can threaten to withdraw a 100 million dollar donation if everybody doesn't say "How high?" whenever he says "Jump!"
- Eventually subverted when he begins attempting to pick off board members who stand up to him; the rest of the board finally says, effectively, "Screw your money, we're going home."
Stephanie Forrester from the Bold and the Beautiful. She has gotten away with accomplice to rape, harbouring a fugitive and accomplice-after-the-fact to murder. Among other things.
Subversion: Much of Arrested Development centers around the Bluth family learning to (read: not being able to) deal with the fact that they can no longer screw the rules now that they have no money.
Subversion: Future show The Philanthropist stars a guy who has money and wants to give it away to good causes in very dangerous areas... personally. "Screw the rules, I'm giving you money!"?
Q from Star Trek. More like Screw The Rules, I'm Omnipotent, but the analogy still works.
- Let's face it, despite their lack of actual money, The Federation does this too. With all their vast resources they can do pretty much whatever they want.
Subverted with Jonas Hodges of season 7 of 24. As the wealthy head of a government contract army, it is assumed he's doing what he's doing to ensure his company gets contracts. It's revealed that he actually feels he's providing a service and protecting the country. The money is actually the last thing on his mind.
Much of the cast of Dallas or Dynasty.
Firefly: Simon manages to do both at the same time. He gives up his fortune to save River thereby saying Screw The Money I Have Rules. He also uses his money to rescue River in defiance of the law, thereby saying Screw The Rules I Have Money.
Becomes a plot point in Gossip Girl where Dan automatically assumes everyone on the UES has this attitude, which causes problems in his relationship with Serena. Has been played straight, or at least been attempted to, on a few occasions, yet not nearly as often as one might expect.

This was WWF wrestler "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase's whole character, right down to attempting to buy the WWF World Heavyweight Championship from Hulk Hogan for one million dollars when he couldn't win it in a match (no matter how much he cheated), and then using the money to hire Andre the Giant to get it for him when Hulk refused to sell. Once that failed, he simply made his own championship belt. With diamonds. And blackjack. And hookers. OK, maybe not blackjack. His Catch Phrase was, "Everybody's got a price!"
- One of Professional Wrestling's oldest ones in the book: since (in most wrestling organizations) the champion retains through an indecisive finish, and a disqualification is defined as indecisive, many heels holding the belt will get themselves disqualified intentionally during a match in order to keep their status as champion, thus leading to the variant: "Screw the rules, I have a title!" Fans often refer to this as a "Honky Tonk Finish", after the WWF wrestler The Honky Tonk Man, who built up a 15-month reign as Intercontinental Champion by doing this repeatedly.
- John Bradshaw Layfield, a current WWE wrestler and a Real Life self-made millionaire, has essentially become an Expy of the Million Dollar Man, with additional reactionary, racist and jingoistic overtones. Imagine putting Lex Luthor, David Duke, J.R. Ewing and Bill O'Reilly in a blender, and you'll have JBL.
Tangentially related: In season 3 of TWF, Bucks Gazillion used these types of tactics to win the title and then took over the Sinistras. Season 4 has just about every match ending with Bucks playing some dirty trick to help the Sinistra defeat the Dextera.

In Unknown Armies, plutomancers can utilize money to bend the rules of anything including forcing people to shoot themselves, summoning any object, and dictating global economies
In Warhammer, the Ogre Kingdoms special character Greasus Gooldtooth has three special rules dedicated to just how much money he has. These include one that has nearby friendly units fight all the harder in hopes of getting a higher pay, and one that allows him to bribe enemy units into not fighting for a turn.

In the Sick Sad World of the Weill/Brecht opera The Rise and Fall of the City Mahagonny, Jimmy Mahoney is sentenced to death for the most heinous and foul crime of not paying his bar tab. Too bad he didn't have any money. If he'd had enough to bribe the judge, he could have gotten away with murder in cold blood, like the man who was tried just before him.
- If he had money, he would have paid his bar tab!
Used in Urinetown: The Musical.
Cladwell: It wasn't just cash, Ms. Pennywise. It was an awful lot of cash.

Colin from the Advance Wars games has this as his CO Super Power. By hoarding up loads and loads of money, it's possible for even his weakest infantry unit to wipe out an enemy Neotank in one shot. In Advance Wars: Dual Strike, his sister, Sasha, has a CO Power (Market Crash) that pretty much comes as close to screwing the rules as any CO Power in the game by actually lowering the enemy's CO Power meter by an amount decided by how much money you have.
- Also, neither of these CO powers use up the money that they run on, so you can use them repeatedly, each time the effects thereof growing stronger (provided you don't spend more money on a turn than the next one will replace).
- Just to make Colin's power even scarier, bear in mind that he has a 20% price cut on all his troops at the expense of some combat power. So he can get his neotanks for only a little more than his enemy is buying their heavy tanks. Zerg Rush is scary enough, but it becomes really scary when the "Zerglings" are doing 300% of your health in damage.
The "Montana Legal" upgrade in Scarface: The World is Yours slows police response times to half the pre-upgrade speed, giving Tony Montana some much-needed time to carry out his questionable deeds. Interestingly, in the original film, it was attempting to evade tax for his considerable profits that started Tony's downfall.
CEO Nwabudike Morgan from Sid Meiers Alpha Centauri. His only goal is to conquer the Fiction500 rankings... but what if a law prevents him from doing so? No sweat! He just pays his lobby groups and bribes the local legislators to have it changed.
- And one of the winning conditions for the game is to take over the global economy.
Resident Evil 4. The rocket launcher. Able to One Hit Kill anything in the game. The downside? It's expensive (thus this trope), has only one use, and takes up an assload of inventory space until you do use it. Generally used to skip the player's personal One Boss.
- And then you unlock and buy the Infinite Launcher, which is more expensive but takes up no more space. You can guess how many shots you get with it...
The Fugger 2 lets you play a merchant in the 17th century who slowly increases their influence over the country. From controlling the courts over rewriting the law to building up an army of robbers (and even laying siege to cities), nothing is impossible as long as you can pay.
It is possible to completely avoid the fight with Mephistopheles at the end of Neverwinter Nights: Hordes of the Underdark and get different endings by obtaining knowledge of his True Name. The one person who can tell it to you will give it up for the small fee of 600,000 gold pieces.
- It sounds big, but you can definitely scrounge up more than that over the course of the game without cheating.
In Final Fantasy X not only can you bribe monsters (including some bosses) into leaving you alone, but also into giving you items.
- And then there's the Aeon Yojimbo who you recruit by haggling an astronomic ammount of money and the damage of whose attacks are based on how much money you pay him before each attack. He can even kill any enemy (even bosses) in one hit if you pay him enough (though the amount scales with how powerful the enemy is, of course).
  - Slight subversion in that case, choosing the correct conversation option when you recruit him means he'll still pull out his one hit kill even when you only pay him 1 gil, so maxing out his speed makes him a bit of a game breaker.
Armacham corporation in FEAR
Ratchet generally only survives whatever it is he's gotten involved with because he can buy guns significantly larger than himself.
In Ocarina of Time, the player can bribe a guard with ten rupees to let them sneak into Hyrule Castle. A bit pointless as there is a vine Link can climb up for free, but what the hey?
President Shinra's view on life:
These days, all it takes for your dreams to come true is money and power.
In The Godfather game, bribing a Dirty Cop chief causes his men to turn a blind eye to your actions for a while if you don't raise your Heat level too much, while bribing a G-man on the take allows you to empty your Vendetta meter, causing enemy mobsters to stop bothering you until such time as you anger them enough again, and is the easier way to win a Mob War.
More along the line of "Screw the Rules of Physics, I Have Money", Andrew Ryan of BioShock fame builds an entire city underneath the sea in the 1950's. How does he manage this amazing feat? Why by throwing sacks upon sacks of money at the problem, of course? All he could say when told that he couldn't build it under the sea was that he "couldn't build it anywhere else". Talk about a Determinator.

Benjamin Palmer of Broken Saints fame wouldn't be a Corrupt Corporate Executive if he didn't think himself above the law.

Parodied in this Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal strip.

C. Montgomery Burns, Springfield's resident centenarian and lone plutocrat, once tried to block out the sun just to squeeze more money out of the townsfolk (since he owns the town's only power company), shrugs off serious allegations and charges with money and bribes, but still indulges in that joyful pastime of stealing candy from babies, with both disastrous results and hilarious consequences.
- Mom fulfills his role in the year 3000.
Princess Morbucks from The Powerpuff Girls. "I have the most powerful power there is! Cold, hard cash!"
Remy Buxaplenty on The Fairly Oddparents. The fact that Butch Hartman was picked on by rich kids in high school has absolutely nothing to do with the character's horribly exaggerated portrayal, really.
- Timmy, meanwhile, may have an infinite amount of magical wishes at his fingertips, but he actually doesn't have infinite magical wealth at his fingertips, as shown in one episode where he wishes for a large sum of money so he can get tickets to a concert, only to find out that it's against the rules- the fairies did their research, and don't want to cause too much inflation.
Montana Max from Tiny Toon Adventures. He uses his vast wealth to push the other characters around, and owns heavily polluting industries that make inane things like ice cream spoons and portable holes.
The Boondocks has Ed Wuncler III, whose grandfather owns everything in town and will never be arrested or prosecuted for anything. Riley even said "you're lucky your granddad owns the police" after a badly botched bank robbery. Ed's partner Gin Rummy denied it works that way, and claimed they got away with it "because I am a criminal mastermind"... right before a cop comes by to return Ed's wallet from the scene of the crime.
- His grandfather Ed Sr. isn't much better. In one episode, he converts a health food restaurant into a soul food restaurant (firing all the employees except the illegal Mexicans in the process) in order to drive down property values in the area and convince the city to sell him a public park. In another episode, he uses a pony (which may not actually ever have existed) as leverage to perform a hostile takeover of Jazmine's lemonade stand.
Vlad Masters from Danny Phantom fits this trope. In fact, about the only thing he can't buy is the Green Bay Packers.
- And Maddie. Can't forget that.
  - Or Danny. He can't buy Danny's love (No, not THAT kind of love, sorry Vlad/Danny shippers) either.
David Xanatos of Gargoyles. His introduction to viewers included the phrase "Pay a man enough and he'll walk barefoot into hell." The guy owns everything, all the shiny toys, all the best lawyers, everything. A fan joke is that Xanatos is so rich, he could afford to pay all the people necessary to say "hell" in a children's cartoon series. A DISNEY children's cartoon series no less. For the record, the lack of parental guardians and other outrage was all part of his plan.
- Not to mention having eleven tropes named after him. Now that's cash.
- However, the part of his character development is the realization that not everything can be solved by money.
In Hercules: The Animated Series, the king of Atlantis, Croesus, bribes Hades and the Fates to prevent losses following a prophecy involving his city sinking. In the end, Atlantis sinks, complete with Hades delivering his check back, allegating "your bank went under". Another episode has Adonis delivering checks to all before him in a queue to get attended quickly - three times!
There was an episode of Duck Tales in which a nightmare version of the boys' Uncle Scrooge tells them, "I'm RICH! I can do ANYTHING!!"
The main characters of Metalocalypse have this in its ultimate incarnation: "Screw the rules, the world economy would fail without us!" One episode also featured a movie producer rich enough to push even Dethklok around.

An Older Than Feudalism example was Vitrasinus(?), a filthy rich Roman gladiator who purportedly threw feasts for his army of fans so that they voted spare when he lost and kill when he won.
- Speaking of Rome: an interesting example of this trope is that in the Roman republic, there was a fixed fine for assault, which however was not adjusted for inflation, and after several centuries of currency debasement, the fine was pretty much worthless. Rich sociopaths used to walk down the street punching people in the face and then handing over purses full of small change; legally, this was adequate compensation and the victims couldn't bring charges.
Let's look at the real-life example of O.J. Simpson. It doesn't matter whether or not you believe or don't believe he committed the murders, the only reason he wasn't convicted was he had the money to hire the best lawyers he could find in order to protect his right to a fair trial and to highlight police errors (which happen in every case, it's only that poor defendants don't have the money to expose them.) If O.J. had been poor he'd be in jail; it's only because he was rich that he's not.
- To be fair, the police and prosecution were guilty of rather a LOT of errors, not to mention perjury and criminal corruption. This troper is of the opinion that Johnny Cochran is vastly overrated, and that any half-competent attorney could have found enough grounds for reasonable doubt to get Simpson acquitted. Anyway, it cuts both ways – if OJ hadn’t been rich and famous, the police wouldn’t have been so desperate to nail him that they fatally undermined their own case.
- Possibly averted now as thirteen years to the day of his first acquittal, O.J.'s been found guilty of kidnapping and robbery.
  - Or not averted. If he had the money for smooth lawyers, he might have gotten off this one, too. So he only got convicted after becoming poor.
  - And a big part of the reason he had no money for lawyers is that the families of the murder victims sued him in a civil court (where the burden of proof is lower than for a criminal trial) and they won. So arguably, the justice system worked exactly the way it is supposed to: O.J. was probably guilty but that couldn't be proven, and the various judgments reflected that.
Microsoft.
- Excuse Me? I do believe that they had to pay millions of dollars in the 90s as part of a US goverment Antitrust case, and again only recently when they were sued again for the same thing by the EU. Not to mention that they're No longer allowed to include copies of their own software with their own Operating system.
  - Yeah, I sure am glad we don't have to worry about Microsoft dominating the market any more.
  - Thanks to Vista...
  - That was probably sarcasm, but your point is perfectly valid.
Scientology. Screw free speech, we have lawyers!
- You have been declared Fair Game. Expect us.
  - Screw your cult, we have brains!
Hong Kong. The 2ifc building (that'd be the one Batman jumped from) contravenes building height regulations. Thirty seconds' walk away from the seat of government.
Boss Tweed ran Tammany Hall in the 1870s and decided to avert being clever by getting massive amounts of money, and then just liberally bribing everyone who could conceivably get in the way. Why be sophisticated about your crimes when you can just make a lot of money? He was only undone when a pesky muckraker with a sense of morals decided to bring him down.
The infamous "charity" Autism Speaks, founded by Bob Wright, an executive for General Electric and former president of NBC. They sued a 14-year-old with Asperger's (a mild form of autism) who put up a clearly-defined parody site against them, completely ignoring the fact that the First Amendment includes the right to parody. The lawsuit didn't work out, but Bob's wife, co-founder Suzanne Wright spreads all sorts of hate speech against autistics, talking of her desire that they all be eradicated, without even receiving a slap on the wrist.
Here's a subversion I found on someone's sig on Deviant Art:
Screw the rules, I haz money! Oh wait... I bought some cool shit with my money so I dun haz it anymore.
Ah, gee? United States corporations, anybody? There's a rather long history of it, much of it because members of either political party can be bought. Just saying it's depressing how often they overturn and repeal rules, laws, and amendments just because Big Bidness paid them to do so.
- A particularly memorable example of corporate shenanigans comes from the demise of the American urban Streetcar network during the early 20th century. Major auto and tire manufacturers (Ford, Chrysler, Firestone, et al), fearful that efficient public transit would keep people from buying their products, would buy up streetcar companies and then liquidate them, effectively destroying an entire, profitable mode of transportation for the American public. When the government held the corporations accountable in an anti-trust suit, the auto companies "convinced" the government to reduce the renumeration payments to $1. Each. To date only a handful of cities in North America have held onto their streetcars, which are generally beloved by the people riding them.
Lobbyists. Nuff said.
Slavery. But then, many of the world's most heinous atrocities began with somebody's need to make a fast buck.
- It ain't just Americans. The Holocaust was less about hatred of the Jews and more about the Nazis getting flush with cash for their war efforts by simply seizing the wealth of a sizeable portion of the German population.
  - Plus having a scapegoat to blame all their problems on.
  - They really did think that the Jews were the problem, more specifically that their money was unjustly taken from Aryans by nebulously illegitimate means and that this had brought the country to its knees; on the other hand, their looting of occupied countries was simply gangsterish plunder.
  - The Nazis had some extremely generous social programs (basically, they bought the support of the German people with Free Government Stuff) and the only ways they could pay for them without getting the money from the German people in taxes (which would have been somewhat less popular) was to get it from people who were not German. (At least, according to the rather odd Nazi definition of "German" which included blond Norwegians and excluded Jewish people whose families had lived for a thousand years in Frankfurt.) Many of the more bizarre and horrifying aspects of the Nazi period, from destructive slave labor to endless military adventurism, stem from this fact.
Pretty much everywhere in court. If you can afford a good enough lawyer, you can get away with a lot of crap.
- Especially if you live someplace where punitive damages are illegal.
  - Dave Chapelle did a great parody of this, looking at the how different the treatment of drug dealers and "white collar" criminals are. The ENRON guy got an overbooked state-appointed lawyer, while the drug dealer got a panel surrounded by over a dozen lawyers and got off by pleading the fifth.
Paris Hilton and other celebrities. Mostly for the previously stated reason.
In College Sports, the BCS fits this label perfectly. The richest teams, in the richest conferences, pretty much make sure that the "National Championship" can only be given to one of them, and their money usually goes towards paying college recruits to go to their school (illegal under NCAA rules). That and the NCAA (the corrupt and incompetent administration) routinely allows the big schools to get away with their deeds if they get caught. Case in point: The UCLA College Basketball "dynasty" of the 70's. They had a god damned drug dealer paying their players. It was common knowledge. What does the NCAA do? They went after schools that played 3+ black starters, since it was the unwritten rule at the time to only play 2. Most often they did this at UCLA's request, since it was those schools that would nearly beat UCLA. The NCAA also went after Tark the Shark because he wrote an newspaper article revealing the NCAA's worthlessness. He's also the author of a famous quote that he mentioned after the University of Kentucky (another rich school) got caught illegally paying a player. "The NCAA is so mad at Kentucky, it punished Cleveland State for another 2 years." In summary: The BCS conferences perfectly play to this trope.
Sort of a Troper Tales version. This Troper was a member of BulbaGarden, a Pokemon wiki. They had a user forum. At random, a troll would invade any given thread, and talk about how all gays (moi) need to be eradicated from the face of the Earth. I repeatedly complained to the Administrators, but they said that since he was a "Premium Member" (i.e. made a donation to the website), he was allowed to have more freedom of speech. I finally snapped, and threatend to go Bear Jew on him if he continued to further his hatedom. The Moderators in turn banned my e-mail and IP address.

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