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aka: Prickly Hedgehog
As you walk along the street
A porcupine you meet
How do you shake his hand when he says hi?
Carefully ... carefully .... careful L-Y
Porcupines show up in nearly every form of media. It seems that porcupines tend to fall under two distinct personality types: They're either A) the Grumpy Bear
or The Eeyore
, pessimistic and anti-social, or B) The Woobie
, shy and lonely because no one wants to go near them.
Many works of media (particularly in Video Games
) portray porcupines as being able to shoot their quills as projectiles
, even though this isn't true in Real Life
(North American porcupines swing their tails at predators to dislodge the quills in their faces, while Old World porcupines tend to charge backwards at their enemies instead).
Also includes hedgehogs.
Compare: Literal Ass Kicking
, Rump Roast
- Porky Pine from Pogo is the grumpy variety.
- In The Second Jungle Book, Ikki the porcupine has a brief cameo where he's a Deadpan Snarker - i.e., prickly. Pamela Jekel takes this a bit farther in her posthumous sequel The Third Jungle Book, where there's a story about Mowgli and Ikki playing pranks on each other, until Mowgli gets into real trouble and Ikki is the only one who can fetch help.
- A Porcupine Named Fluffy It's about a porcupine named Fluffy who befriends a rhinoceros named Hippo.
- In the Discworld books, a Bawdy Song much beloved by Nanny Ogg is the Hedgehog Song. Or, by its non-euphemistic title, The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All.
- One of the characters from Tales from Dimwood Forest was a cantakerous, old porcupine named Erith (short for Erethizon Doratum, which is also the scientific name for his species, the North American Porcupine) who proved a valuable ally throughout the series. In "Poppy", the titular little mouse even uses one of his discarded quills to gain an edge against an owl who had earlier threatened her life and killer her fiance, Ragweed. Ereth even gets a book dedicated to him in "Ereth's Birthday", where he's forced to care for a litter of fox kits against a vicious fisher that wants to hunt him (also Truth in Television as fishers are one of the few animals capable of hunting porcupines successfully by flipping them over their backs to avoid their quills.) From then on, he continues making major appearances in "Poppy's Return" and "Poppy and Ereth".
- Monty Python's Flying Circus - in a documentary on organized crime, a companion of gang boss Dinsdale Piranha confides that he was convinced he was being watched by an enormous hedgehog he called 'Spiny Norman', who could be anywhere from 12 feet to 800 yards long, depending on Dinsdale's mental state. Over the end credits we see Norman, animated by Terry Gilliam, looming over London rooftops, balefully calling "Dinsdale!"
- One Darwin Awards urban legend mentions a man admitted to the hospital with a bunch of porcupine quills stuck in his crotch...
- While they don't launch their quills at their enemies, old world porcupines will attempt to stab persistent attackers by running backwards and ramming them with their spiny backsides. The Indian crested porcupine in particular has been known to severely injure and evil kill tigers and leopards with this method, with the former often becoming man-eaters due to their injuries. For example, the Leopard of Gummalapur, responsible for the deaths of 42 people, was discovered to have two porcupine quills lodged in its right forefoot after it was killed.