Vitals: Male, 29, American, single
Occupation:
unpublished author
Pages edited:
Tropes that apply to this user:
- All Men Are Perverts
- Author Appeal (for some reason, everything I write winds up having lesbians in it)
- Awesomeness By Analysis (see below)
- Badass Bookworm (I know four different ways to kill a man with my bare hands. I learned them all from books.)
- Cloud Cuckoolander
- Fetish (I've got a thing about breastmilk. Don't ask me why... I don't like to dwell on it too much in case Freud Was Right.)
- Loners Are Freaks
- Mr Imagination
- Neat Freak (Actually, only about my hands. Everything else can be as dirty as it wants, as long as I don't have to touch it.
- Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant (If you don't get Squicked reading my work, you're unsquickable.)
- Not Good With People (Because, you know, Humans Are Bastards.)
- Perverse Sexual Lust:
- Princess Leia. The first half-hour or so of Return of the Jedi caused me to grow up a lot more quickly than I otherwise would have.
- Miranda Frost. Not quite sure why she's my favorite Bond Girl... maybe it's the way she handles a sword. Maybe it's because Evil Is Sexy. Or maybe it's the accent.
- Miss Emma Peel. Nobody ever wore a Spy Catsuit better. Also, that British accent again... gets me every time.
- Daphne Moon. Sexiest voice EVER, and also the closest thing Frasier had to a Ms Fan Service.
- Penny Parker. Before she was a Desperate Housewife, Teri Hatcher was MacGyver's Ms Fan Service. If only she had been on there more often...
- Kim Bauer. Yes, I know she's almost universally reviled by fans... but I kinda miss her.
- Phoebe and Paige Halliwell. Okay, all four sisters, but specifically those two, preferably in a Les Yay situation.
- Mai Shiranui. Probably because she was the first animated character whose ass I ever caught a glimpse of, though Gainaxing probably has a lot to do with it too.
- Abby Maitland. Again, the British accent has something to do with it. Also, she parades around in her underwear once an episode (though from what I hear from UK viewers who are a season ahead of me, this sadly stops later on).
- Psylocke. The reasons should be pretty much obvious, though the specific style of outfit worn has a lot to do with it.
- Jenny Calendar. Never has the Van Halen song "Hot For Teacher" been more appropriate.
- Teela. Don't tell me I'm the only one who did unspeakable things to her action figure.
- Rose. Since there's no link, from Two And A Half Men. Yes, I know she's a stalker, but if she handcuffed herself naked to my fridge I'd take advantage of the convenient location and spend the rest of the day licking various foods off of her body.
- Claire Bennett. Maybe it's the cheerleader outfit. Maybe the Wangst causes me to have protective feelings toward her. Or maybe it's Power Perversion Potential... she can take a lot of punishment.
- Nina Williams. A character in a fighting video game who wears a purple (it's my favorite color) Spy Catsuit? Awesome.
- Samantha Taggart. Hello, nurse!
- Lexie Grey. Oh my fucking god.
- Ella of Frell. Anne Hathaway has to obey any command she's given? Talk about Power Perversion Potential...
- Sookie Stackhouse. Ms Fan Service is the main character? And she's played by Anna Frackin' Paquin? This is awesome.
- Ridiculously Cute Critter (My cat usually provokes an "aww" from people meeting her for the first time.
- Strip Poker (I absolutely love it.)
