->'''Sebastian:''' Well, your objections have been duly noted and summarily overruled.\\
'''Sarah:''' Yes, sir!\\
'''Sebastian:''' How come when you say "yes, sir" it kinda sounds like "fuck you"?\\
'''Sarah:''' Practice!
-->--''Film/HollowMan''

This language trope is most common to family fare: A character's spoken line contains no profanity whatsoever, but the tone and phrasing used by the actor is so obvious that the audience will hear the intended profanity just the same.

This trope does not include [[UnusualEuphemism made-up swear words]] or LastSecondWordSwap. The line is spoken with perfectly mundane words and the actor's inflection, tone and facial expression is what conveys the more intense and profane parenthetical. Super-trope to WitchWithACapitalB. Often shows up in {{Bowdlerize}}d or TV-dubbed versions of movies. It also occurs a '''lot''' in the political arena.

Compare StealthInsult, PrecisionFStrike. Not to be confused with NarrativeProfanityFilter, where a character really does swear--it just doesn't appear directly in the text.

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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* One issue of Franchise/MarvelUniverse ''ComicBook/SecretWarsII'' has Phoenix (the Rachel Summers variety) express sympathy for The Beyonder's hurt feelings, while her face makes it clear she'd kill him if she could. (By the way, the reason his feelings got hurt was that she wouldn't let him manipulate her into destroying the universe.)
* In the GrandFinale issue of ''ComicBook/SuperiorSpiderMan'', all it takes is one quip for the Green Goblin to realize he's not dealing with the so called "Superior" one whom the Goblin had been taunting and playing with, but the original "Amazing" one, who always beats him, and whose return he was ''not'' expecting. He says "It's you", but the inflection is way more OhCrap.
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[[folder:Fan Fiction]]
* Search the Web for the phrase "made it sound like a curse." It seems to be endemic in FanFic.
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[[folder:Films--Animated]]
* ''Disney/ThePrincessAndTheFrog'': "Who's been messing with the shadow man?!" sounds a lot like "Who's the dumbass?!". It helps that a CoolOldLady is saying it.
* ''WesternAnimation/IceAge 4'' utilizes this trope to make "Thank You" sound like "Screw You".
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[[folder:Films--Live-Action]]
* In ''Film/ThreeHundred'', Leonidas tells the traitor [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephialtes_of_Trachis Ephialtes]] "May you live forever". TruthInTelevision, as according to the Greek historian Herodotus, Leonidas had said something very similar, and it was considered a grave insult in Spartan culture, who venerated death in battle.
* In ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack'', we get this exchange. Han's reply is basically a shout.
-->'''Han Solo:''' Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?\\
'''Princess Leia:''' I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.\\
'''Han Solo:''' I can arrange that. [[YouNeedToGetLaid You could use a good "kiss"]]!
* In the 2009 ''Film/StarTrek'' film, Spock puts a certain amount of inflection and vitriol into the respectful Vulcan salutation, "Live Long And Prosper", so that it sounds like a PrecisionFStrike.
** In both this film and ''Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan'', Dr. [=McCoy=] asks Spock "Are you out of your ''Vulcan'' mind?"
* In the first ''Film/SisterAct'' movie, Sister Mary Clarence says "Bless you" in a way that makes it clear the word she would use, if she wasn't in a nun habit and surrounded by nuns, begins with an F.
* ''Perversion For Profit'' has the man character say "Come join the fun!" in a way that makes one think he really said "[[GoshDangItToHeck Darn]], I just stepped in a huge pile of dog-poo."
* In an inversion of the WesternAnimation example below, in ''Film/XMenTheLastStand'', a captured Mystique attacks her interrogator, pins him to the wall and growls out "homo sapien" like it's something disgusting.
* ''Film/TheBridgeOnTheRiverKwai'' manages to do this with the word "you" spoken by itself as a complete sentence.
* Early in ''Film/ReturnToOz'' the shrink utters an "Oh, dear," with a particular tone.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* In the Literature/{{Discworld}} novel ''Discworld/ThiefOfTime'', Lobsang tries to save his master rather than stop the obliteration of time, leading Susan to say "you ''hero''!" to him in the same tones someone would say "you ''idiot''!"
** Additionally, in ''Discworld/InterestingTimes'', one of the Silver Horde is the subject of Saveloy's attempts to make him stop swearing every single sentence. He manages to make him use {{Unusual Euphemism}}s instead, but then it is observed that he could turn the air blue just by saying "socks" (which becomes HilariousInHindsight once you read ''Discworld/MonstrousRegiment'').
*** Especially funny because Saveloy, who's the one who put together the swearword conversion chart, is the only one who knows what he's TRYING to say when he uses an Unusual Euphemism. We don't get a translation, but the thing that he translated to "misbegotten wretch" was apparently pretty shocking.
** In ''Discworld/WyrdSisters'', Duke Felmet is described as the sort of person [[TranquilFury who gets more polite and restrained the angrier he gets]], to the point where he can give the cutting edge of a severe dressing-down to the phrase "Thank you very much."
** Sergeant Dai Dickens in ''Discworld/NightWatch'' doesn't swear for religious reasons, and uses this trope instead. "Come on, you sons of mothers!"
** In ''Discworld/TheTruth'', Sacharissa can say "you utterly ungrateful person" like it's a curse.
* The character of Tzetzas in Creator/DavidDrake and Creator/SMStirling's ''Literature/TheGeneral'' series is usually pronounced as if it were a curse.
** "He gives graft a bad name."
** There's a RunningGag that whenever his name is brought up in conversation, Suzette tells the person/people saying it to stop swearing.
* In ''Literature/AndAnotherThing'', someone is said to say the name "Zaphod" "as if it were a curse". Justified, perhaps, because it goes on to say that in many languages, it now ''is''.
* In ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix'', [=McGonagall=] refers to Umbridge as "headmistress", and the author notes that she "pronounced the word with the same look on her face that Aunt Petunia had whenever she was contemplating a particularly stubborn bit of dirt".
** Carries over into the movie adaptation, in which she and Umbridge are seen "politely" sniping at each other several times.
--->'''Umbridge:''' Something you would like to say, Minerva?
--->'''[=McGonagall=]:''' Oh, there are several things I would ''like'' to say!
* One scene in ''Literature/GreatExpectations'' has Pip's sister say "Lord bless the boy!" in a way that makes it sound quite the opposite.
* The following line in ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'', regarding Jon's unpopular and [[MistakenForGay much-derided]] decision to employ [[ArmyOfThievesAndWhores a former rent boy]] as his personal manservant;
-->Ser Malegorn stepped forward. “I will escort Her Grace to the feast. We shall not require your... steward.” The way the man drew out the last word told Jon that he had been considering saying something else. ''Boy? Pet? Whore?''
* In the novelisation of ''Film/{{Scarface 1983}}'', Tony Montana is passing through Miami airport when a customs officer asks him (as the only Cuban-American male) to stand aside for a search for drugs. ''The 'sir' was framed in quotes''. Turns out Montana is a distraction for the actual drug mules, like the nun and the nice all-American family.
* In ''Literature/WutheringHeights'';
-->''"Thrushcross Grange is my own, sir," he interrupted wincing, "I should not allow any one to inconvenience me, if I could hinder it—walk in!"\\
The "walk in" was uttered with closed teeth, and expressed the sentiment "Go to the Deuce!"''
* In the novel ''Literature/TheEarTheEyeAndTheArm'' by Nancy Farmer the word "booboo" is frequently used very similarly to the word "shit", as in "Don't be such a booboo-head."
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* Penn illustrates this trope in the ''Series/PennAndTellerBullshit'' episode on profanity, by insulting a dog in a soft-spoken voice, then angrily screaming at it "'''''I LOVE YOU, DOG!'''''". The point of this exercise is to show the viewers that the dog reacts to the human's tone of voice, not to what actual words he says.
-->'''Penn''': ''(reassuringly)'' No, it's okay. Really, I hate your stinking guts.
* ''Series/{{Angel}}'' example: There is a moment in the third season where Cordelia is forced to overhear a part of Angel's Epic Rage against the way ThePowersThatBe treats Cordelia. She only hears the part: "She is a ''rich girl'' from Sunnydale who likes to play Superhero. She doesn't have what it ''takes!''" Considering Cordelia's reaction, he may as well have said "A ''Spoiled Bitch''..."
* A recent episode of ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'' has Rufus, one of the boys' allies, mutter, "I'm too old for this." [[Film/LethalWeapon Four guesses]] as to what everyone heard at the end of the sentence...
** Plus, he kinda looks like Creator/DannyGlover.
* ''Series/BabylonFive'' has Bester's name treated like this. Anyone who has spent five minutes in the same room as Bester and is NOT a telepath would understand completely.
* [[http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2010/04/tim_gunn_critiques_superhero_o.html?ft=1&f=93568166 It's been noted]] that ''ProjectRunway'' fashion consultant Tim Gunn can make the word "implausible" sound like a swear word.
* Occasionally used on ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou'' as a way of GettingCrapPastTheRadar: "Perhaps he should go sack himself."
** Paul Merton likes to refer to people having been "hung up by the Bolsheviks" or "dragged off by the Cherokees" in a way that makes it sound [[GroinAttack like a particularly painful form of punishment]].
** [[UsefulNotes/BorisJohnson "I've devolved some of my functions..."]] "I'm sorry to hear that."
* The way Jerry {{Seinfeld}} always greets his arch-rival Newman one could easily substitute any swear word in for his name.
-->'''Jerry:''' Hello... Newman.
* ''Series/TheDailyShow'' played a clip of professional persecution junkie Bill Donohue ranting about how "every Lenten season" Catholics in America have more PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad to put up with; Jon noted that "Lenten" really sounds like a swearword when you say it in that tone.
* Emily Prentiss from ''CriminalMinds'' has an uncanny ability to make the phrase "Yes, ma'am" sound like a particularly blunt and vicious "Fuck you sideways and the horse you rode in on too".
** Apparently, she picked it up from one of their FBI consultants. It's a habit you get into when you know every word you say is going to be tape recorded... but that the recording will then be typed up as a transcript that won't catch tone of voice.
* ''Series/RobinHood''. The episode name and TitleDrop of "Peace? Off!" would sound like a swear to a British person more than an American, although the swear is not unfamiliar to the latter.
* On ''TheSuiteLifeOnDeck'', one of Bailey's common lines is "What the feathers?"
* ''YoungDracula'': "My father can GO BITE HIMSELF!"
* ''Series/DoctorWho'':
** In "The Deadly Assassin", the Fourth Doctor is watching a political broadcast on his TARDIS television and finds out the name of the politician who is the favourite for the next Lord President. He bellows what was presumably scripted as an exasperated "oh, lay off!" at the screen with a delivery that is clearly an angry "oh, fuck off!".
** In "Destiny of the Daleks", the Fourth Doctor tells some Daleks "just back off!" in a way that sounds so strongly like "fuck off!" that there are still debates online today contemplating whether or not he was [[PardonMyKlingon swearing in Gallifreyan]] ("zzh''spack'' off!").
** Somehow, Creator/ArthurDarvill manages to make "so far beyond weird" sound a bit like "so [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] weird" despite saying it in an utterly sweet and friendly tone in {{Doctor Who}}'s [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33ShortPS "P.S."]] short.
* In ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', [=McCoy=] was always making "Vulcan" sound like a swearword.
* ''Series/{{JAG}}: In "Shadow", the villain Grover mandates that the naval personnel address him as either [[TheyCallMeMisterTibbs "Sir" or "Mr. Grover"]]. He gleefully notices when Meg manages to do exactly that while making it sound as disrespectful as possible.
* "[[RowanAndMartinsLaughIn Look that up in your Funk 'N' Wagnalls!]]"
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[[folder:Music]]
* "Firestarter" by Music/TheProdigy: "I'm the troublestarter, the ''punking'' instigator."
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[[folder:Mythology and Religion]]
* In some translations of Literature/TheBible, in the book of Job, Satan dares God to strike Job to take away all that he has and see if he won't "bless" God for it, in which the intended meaning (as pointed out in most other translations) is to "curse" God.
** In other places, people take the self-malefactory oath, "May God do thus and so to me if...", with the words "thus and so" standing in for the actual curse.
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[[folder:Radio]]
* In the ''Radio/CabinPressure'' episode "Abu Dhabi", Martin self-importantly demands that Douglas call him "sir". Douglas manages to pronounce "Yes, sir" like a particularly vile epithet. He then proceeds to refer to Martin exclusively as "sir" in derisive tones until Martin begs him to stop.
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[[folder:Stand-Up Comedy]]
* From Dane Cook's ''Vicious Circle'' special:
-->I said, "God bless you"... but it kind of sounded like "Cover your fucking mouth." Incognito.
** PEACE OFF!
* Oddly enough Sam Kinison, who normally had no problem [[ClusterFBomb bombing the neighborhood]], used one when describing his second ex-wife: "God bless 'er!" delivered in a jaw-clenched tone that clearly implies an alternate meaning.
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[[folder:Theater]]
* At one point in ''Theatre/{{Hair}}'', a character says "Thank you, Sandy"; the stage directions call for it to be intoned as "Fuck you, Sandy."
* ''Theatre/OneTouchOfVenus'' has this at the end of the title song:
-->Mix a little bit of goddess,\\
A little bit of damsel,\\
And life is just one ''god''dess ''dam''sel cinch.
* ''{{West Side Story}}'' has a group of 1950's young men dancing down the street singing how they're gonna beat
-->Ev'ry last buggin' gang \\
On the whole buggin' street! \\
On the whole ever mother lovin' street!
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* ''VideoGame/MassEffect1'' gives us a particularly wonderful line on the subject:
--> '''Ashley Williams:''' "Why is it that whenever someone says '[[WithDueRespect with all due respect]]' they really mean 'kiss my ass'?"
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* "The gnome was muttering to himself, too, in a low, unpleasant manner. He didn't so much curse as deliver each word as if he were cursing, so that 'Butter and bedknobs!' came out sounding like something you'd use to send a demon back to the abyss." - [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/uvernon/littlecreature2/series.php Little Creature and the Redcap]] by Creator/UrsulaVernon.
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall--"Our hero, ladies and gentlemen!" (being said, of course, in as sarcastic a tone as possible and with an expression of obvious disdain)
* In the ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' cartoon "Donut Unto Others", Homestar opens a donut stand near Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs comes up to Homestar and makes small talk... at the top of his lungs, in a threatening tone, and with his face solid red. Homestar, [[TheDitz ever-oblivious]], takes a few minutes to realize "Are we in a fight?"
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}}'', Wolverine infiltrates an anti-mutant hate group, the Friends of Humanity, by posing as a trashy, mutant-hating bigot. He plays the role to the letter, down to growling "''mutant''" like a swear word (or, more realistically, a racial/ethnic slur).
* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Gargoyles}}'', just about any time Goliath says "Xanatos."
* Despite its very family friendly tone, ''ACharlieBrownChristmas'' has one.
-->'''Charlie Brown''': Man's best friend...
* In the pilot movie/first two episodes of ''WesternAnimation/YoungJustice'', Kid Flash takes issue with Robin's disappearing act antics and calls him on it: "Way to be a team player, Rob." He comes down hard on the nickname, and it's clear to the viewer that it's a placeholder for Robin's real first name, which Kid Flash knows, and happens to be Richard, also known as Dick.
* ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'' is full of this, such as Lumpy Space Princess's use of "What the lump?"
* ''MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'':
** At one point in "Putting Your Hoof Down", New!Fluttershy says that nopony gives a "flying feather" about Pinkie and Rarity's jobs.
** There's also Rarity's hysterical "Congratu-''[[{{Smurfing}} pony]]''-lations, fillies!" in "Rarity Takes Manehattan".
** Not to mention multiple instances of "Aw, ''ponyfeathers!''" and variations thereof.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', there was this exchange:
--> '''Gumball''': Man, What a pile of beans.\\
'''Darwin''': Dude, watch your language, you'll get us in trouble.\\
'''Gumball''': Well I'm sorry, Darwin, but it is. It's a big, steaming, pile of beans.
* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'': "You're too much of a ''pushover'' to do anything about it." (Also note that Toph is [[VisualPun cracking some nuts of Aang's]] as she says this to him.)
* In the sequel series to this ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'' Toph once again does this when she says to Bolin's girlfriend Opal "How did you end up dating a ''dipstick'' like him?" She says it like "dip''shit''" instead.
* ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'': In "Perchance to Dream". Bruce is prepared to jump off a tower to prove he's dreaming, but Mad Hatter asks what if he's wrong: [[SeeYouInHell "Then I'll see you in your nightmares!"]]
* In Series 3 of ''WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine'', when Mavis gets stuck on a level crossing:
-->'''Narrator:''' An angry farmer was telling Mavis just what she could do with her train.
* Whenever [[Franchise/{{GIJoe}} Destro]] addresses his boss as "my dear Cobra Commander", substitute "bless your heart" and you'll get the intended effect.
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[[folder: Real Life]]
* Everyone in [[SweetHomeAlabama the South]] knows that "Bless your heart" isn't a blessing. More often that not, it's more likely to be SugaryMalice, "blessing" them in the context of "please protect this idiot since he's too stupid to help himself." It can also be a type of preemptive apology, using it to sweeten a not-so-nice comment ("Bless his heart, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen.")
** Similarly, 'gotta love you/him/her' means "I despise. . .", and "I'll pray for you" means "I hope you rot in hell." Also, if someone asks you to do something you don't want to do, you say, "I'll pray over/think about it," meaning "I'd rather eat ground glass."
* In his memoir, RogueWarrior, Captain Dick Marcinko reports calling bad officers "sir" but meaning "cur."
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