History Main / ParallelPornTitles

* In one ''WebVideo/BlackNerdComedy'' [[http://www.screwattack.com/shows/black-nerd-rants/wii-u-2013-predictions-black-nerd-fils-aime video]], Andre pretended to be Reggie Fils-Aime and announced that Nintendo was bringing porn to the Wii U, including ''[[{{Franchise/Pokemon}} PokeMeMon]]'', ''[[VideoGame/DonkeyKong Donkey Dong]]'', ''[[{{VideoGame/Pikmin}} Dikmin]]'', ''[[VideoGame/KidIcarus Barely Legal Icarus]]'', ''[[VideoGame/WarioWare Wario Hard Ware]]'', ''{{VideoGame/Pilotw|ings}}angs'', ''Kirby Eats Yoshi'', ''[[VideoGame/StarFox StarFux]]'' and ''[[VideoGame/PaperMario Raper Mario]]'', among others.

-->'''Hank:''' What're those elves doing to that lady?
-->'''Brock:''' They're dwarfs, Hank.

** Spin-off comic ''Webcomic/StickyDillyBuns'' added ''[[Literature/TheSisterhoodOfTheTravelingPants The Sisterhood]] [[https://pixietrixcomix.com/sticky-dilly-buns/time-to-bond-with-my-sister In Each Other's Pants]]'' to Amber's ... body of work.

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* ''Webcomic/MenageA3'': The first to be mentioned was ''[[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20081118.html Perry Hotter Part 16: The Wizard's Staff]]''. Later, when readers learned more about the past career of ex-porn-star character Amber and her friend Chanelle, their work turned out to include a number of parodies; ''[[Film/{{Barbarella}} Boobarella]]'' (September 29, 2012, NSFW), ''[[http://www.ma3comic.com/strips-ma3/all_of_them Elizabeth & Veronique, Sabrina the Barely Legal Witch]]'', and ''WesternAnimation/{{Kim P|ossible}}ussyble'' and ''[[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0187512/ Spank Her, She's French-Canadian]]'' (November 13, 2012, NSFW). It's possible that these two characters specialised in that part of the business, or that the very geeky character Gary fixated on porn parodies of geeky subjects -- but more likely, those titles just made good jokes in strips that happened to be about porn.
** Also, subsequently, spin-off comic ''Webcomic/StickyDillyBuns'' added ''[[Literature/TheSisterhoodOfTheTravelingPants The Sisterhood]] [[http://www.stickydillybuns.com/strips-sdb/time_to_bond_with_my_sister In Each Other's Pants]]'' to Amber's ... body of work.

* In the porn parody film ''The Goo Place'' (itself a parody of ''Series/TheGoodPlace''), Tahandy (Tahani) mentions a movie called ''[[Film/TheShawshankRedemption The Shawskank Rawdogtion]]'' starring [[Creator/MorganFreeman Organ Freeman]].

* [[https://web.archive.org/web/20111110221526/http://damnyouautocorrect.com/13885/night-with-the-kids/ This]] iPhone auto-correct failure corrected ''WesternAnimation/PussInBoots'' to ''Pussy 'n Butts'', which commenters noted would be a great porno version of the movie (the other option, ''Pus'' in Butts, not so much.). Other porno-sounding autocorrects include ''[[Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo The Cunt of Monte Cristo]]'' and ''[[Franchise/PlanetOfTheApes Panty of the Apes]]''.

* [[http://damnyouautocorrect.com/13885/night-with-the-kids/ This]] iPhone auto-correct failure corrected ''WesternAnimation/PussInBoots'' to ''Pussy 'n Butts'', which commenters noted would be a great porno version of the movie (the other option, ''Pus'' in Butts, not so much.). Other porno-sounding autocorrects include ''[[Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo The Cunt of Monte Cristo]]'' and ''[[Franchise/PlanetOfTheApes Panty of the Apes]]''.

* In a ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' episode, Bender mentions the ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Pimpsons]], and ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Assarama]]''.

Parody porn, by and large, was most popular during the late 70s into the 80s, when porn required a visit to an adult 'theater' or 'bookstore,' and so places to show movies were limited. With the advent of home video and the Internet, most porn does not bother with such niceties as plot, and instead has titles consisting of any of the following: (Race) (Sexual Orientation) (Other Defining Characteristic of Participants) (Optional Fetishes) (
Acts Performed) ([[NumberedSequels Number In Series]]), the only fixed order generally being the number. For example, ''Interracial MILF Gangbang 14''. However, those titles rarely lend themselves to humor and aren't much fun to talk about.

** In their crossover review of ''Film/TromeoAndJuliet'', WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob is far from impressed with these in that movie , while [[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]] has some suggestions of his own.

* An episode of ''Series/{{CSI}}'' mentioned the title of ''Arma-Get-It-On''. Brass at first thought the guy said "Film/Armageddon1998".

See also RuleThirtyFour. JustForPun in action. RuleOfFunny is also involved; why have a potentially {{squick}}y actual porn title when you could have one of these and get a small laugh? Compare TheMockbuster, which usually lacks the naughty bits.

** As Jones is famously not a fan of generic porno names like the aforementioned ''This Ain’t the Smurfs XXX'' or ''Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody'', he tends to give such films a new PunnyName title for Cinema Snob episodes; in the case of the aforementioned titles, ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs1981 The Smuffs]]'' and ''[[Franchise/SpiderMan Spanker-Man]]''. In the case of ''Sex & the City: The Original XXX Parody'', he gave it the bogus title ''Series/SexAndTheCity [[BlatantLies 3]]''.

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* Referenced in ''Film/BackToTheFuture''. One of the movies playing at the porno theater in the rundown town square of 1985 is titled ''Orgy, American Style'', a title parody of the TV anthology series ''Series/LoveAmericanStyle''. On the DVD's audio commentary, Bob Gale stated that he was unsure whether there was an actual movie with that title, but said there probably was. [[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3626382/ There is.]]

** In the ''Belch Dimensional Lampoon's Cross-Country Vacation'' [[StoryArc arc]], one of the male characters spends the team's last dime charging hours of porno to the motel room they're staying in. He's called out on it by [[TheSmurfettePrinciple the one girl in the group]] and can only offer up an "[[HollywoodDateless but I'm so lonely]]" defense. Said films have such titles as ''[[Film/Titanic1997 Tight Ass Lick]]'', ''[[Film/JurassicPark Your Ass Fucked Park]]'', and ''[[Film/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone Hairy Pussy and the Sorcerer's Boner]]''.

* In one ''WebVideo/BlackNerdComedy'' [[http://www.screwattack.com/shows/black-nerd-rants/wii-u-2013-predictions-black-nerd-fils-aime video]], Andre pretended to be Reggie Fils-Aime and announced that Nintendo was bringing porn to the Wii U, including ''[[{{Franchise/Pokemon}} PokeMeMon]]'', ''[[VideoGame/DonkeyKong Donkey Dong]]'', ''[[{{VideoGame/Pikmin}} Dikmin]]'', ''[[VideoGame/KidIcarus Barely Legal Icarus]]'', ''[[VideoGame/WarioWare Wario Hard Ware]]'', ''{{VideoGame/Pilotw|ings}}angs'', ''Kirby Eats Yoshi'', ''[[VideoGame/StarFox StarFux]]'' and ''[[VideoGame/PaperMario Raper Mario]]'', among others. [[MemeticMutation My body is ready]].

* In ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'' Christmas special, Brock catches Hank looking for presents in a closet - Hank quickly claims to be looking for Christmas videos, spotting a pile of VHS tapes. He pulls them out and finds ''[[Film/MiracleOn34thStreet Miracle on 69th Street]]'', ''Westernanimation/FrostyThheSnowman Frothy the Blowman]]'', ''[[WesternAnimation/JingleBells Jingle Balls]]''...

* ''Film/FortyDaysAndFortyNights'' has ''[[FilmIndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon]]''.

* In ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'' Christmas special, Brock catches Hank looking for presents in a closet - Hank quickly claims to be looking for Christmas videos, spotting a pile of VHS tapes. He pulls them out and finds "Miracle on 69th Street", "Frothy the Blowman", "Jingle Balls"...

* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Coraline}}'', the home of two retired actresses has many posters of {{burlesque}} shows based on Creator/WilliamShakespeare plays, such as [[Theatre/JuliusCaesar Julius Sees Her]] and Theatre/{{King Le|ar}}er. This is a reference to the [[TruthInTelevision real-life phenomenon]] of burlesque performers getting around obscenity laws by reciting from these plays during their acts.

* ''Film/ASerbianFilm'' [[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1273235/trivia?tab=mc& has a few]], given the protagonist is a former porn star. [[Film/ApocalypseNow Acockalypse Now]], [[Film/HannibalRising Hanniballs Rising]], [[Film/RumbleInTheBronx Rumble in the Cocks]], [[Film/PenniesFromHeaven Penis From Heaven]], [[Film/TopGun Top Crotch]], [[VideoGame/CallOfDuty Cock of Duty]] [[note]]the last one's not even a movie![[/note]]...

* ''Film/FortyDaysAndFortyNights'' has "In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon".

* In ''Literature/{{Porno}}'' (sequel to ''Literature/{{Trainspotting}}'') a group of people are making a pornography film simply to prove they can. The title of the film is ''Seven Rides for Seven Brothers'', spoofing Film/SevenBridesForSevenBrothers.

* ''Series/InLivingColor'' once ran a spoof ad for ''[[Film/DrivingMissDaisy Ridin' Miss Daisy]]''. Another one has a perverted ''[[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood Mister Rogers]]'' trying to rent some pornos at the video store, including ''Lorenzo's Oil Massage''.

* An episode of ''Series/{{JAG}}'' had Bud and Harriet staying in a hotel. Bud thought "Film/FreeWilly" was on TV...unfortunately for him, it was "Free THE Willy."

* ''Podcast/TheBrianAndJillShow'' has this whenever porn film critic Sir Phalluster Slideright III makes an appearance. The first time started with Ben & Jerry flavors ("Pop My Cherry Garcia", "Peanut Butter Double D-Cup") and moving on to actual movie titles ("Beaverly Hills Cop", "Men in Black Men" and "Indiana Joan and the Black Hole of Manboo").

* At the start of ''VideoGame/StayTooned'', one of the channels on the TV advertises "The XXX Files: The Naked Truth is out there". Yes, this trope is played completely straight in a kids' game.

* ''Website/SFDebris'': In the review for the ''Firefly'' episode "Out of Gas", Chuck makes a comment on Wash's PornStache. He also rattles off porn title versions of other Creator/JossWhedon shows: ''Buffy the Vampire Layer'', ''Dr. Horrible's Super-Long Dong'', and ''Sex-Doll House''.

* In a ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' episode, Bender mentions the "Pimpsons", and "Assarama".

* ''VideoGame/TheLastOfUsPart2'' has a gag involving Ellie coming across a copy of ''Smash Brandi’s Cooch'', which is an obvious reference to ''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot'', which they created. [[HilariousInHindsight Funnily enough]], ''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot4ItsAboutTime'' would be announced and released later that year.

* The ''VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry games'' often parody this. ''Magna Cum Laude'' is especially full of them - between the porn section of the local video rental store and the nearby adult theater, there are dozens of parody porn titles used as throwaway jokes. Some of the better ones: ''[[Film/LawrenceOfArabia Lawrence of My Labia]]'', ''[[Film/TheGodfather The Rodfather]]'' (created by [[Creator/FrancisFordCoppola Francis Ford Gropella]]), ''[[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Bukkake To The Future]]'', ''[[Film/CloseEncountersOfTheThirdKind Close Encounters of the Behind]]'', ''[[Film/SchindlersList Schindler's Fist]]'', ''[[Film/AnalyzeThis Anal-yze This]]'', and ''[[Film/TermsOfEndearment Terms of Enrearment]]''. That last one actually holds special significance to Larry, and ends up being the springboard for a hilarious post-ending conversation mini-game.