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->''"A hard man is he who an onion shreds, yet not a teardrop sheds."''
-->-- ''The Seasonings'' by Music/PDQBach

Just like [[PepperSneeze pepper can make you sneeze]], in fiction onions and especially the act of peeling them can produce oceans of tears, looking more like that all your family has died than like the mild eye irritation that occurs in boring RealLife. Oftentimes in fiction onions will make the characters appear to be actually sad, and make loud weeping noises, rather than just leak a bit from the eyes. Of course, in RealLife, if the onions are green or very fresh, they can produce the copious tears, often accompanied by sniffing (because your tear ducts and nasal tubes are connected), but not the sobbing (although sometimes, the tears and sniffling can make you congested, forcing you to breathe through your mouth and send you even one step closer to the appearance of sobbing.)

This has several useful applications for those with something to hide: either you can disguise your real tears of pain by grabbing some onions to peel (compare SandInMyEyes), or you can use onions to get tears in your eyes and simulate real pain when you don't feel it. It [[FridgeLogic makes you wonder]] why this wasn't used in film production.

Vaguely related is the situation in anime where a character simulates crying while not-very-subtly holding an eyedropper bottle. Apparently only the audience can see it, though.



[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* This actually happens to Tommy in ''Anime/DigimonFrontier'', the kids are forced to make burgers so they can save a digimon from Arbormon. He puts onions in his, and he even comments on it with the line "Here come the tears".
* In ''Anime/{{Vandread}}'', Pai sees Dita and Hibiki in the kitchen, with Dita crying. She assumes that Hibiki upset Dita somehow, and uses this as an argument to get the men kicked off the ship. She feels bad later when she discovers that Dita was just chopping onions... because she and Hibiki were making her a surprise meal to celebrate her anniversary aboard the ship.
* In episode 10 of Season 1 of ''Manga/KOn'', both Yui and Ritsu do this. Yui in particular looks [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pQHOUcytVs&list=FLzXABVUMyzXf2x3jtFicyWA&index=1 cute]] while doing it.
* One episode of ''Anime/RanmaOneHalf'' involved a mirror that could allow whoever held it to travel through time if their tears fell on it (which appeared in a previous episode). Genma tries to invoke this by shoving onions in Ranma's face.
* An episode of ''Anime/SailorMoon'' had Usagi and Chibiusa invite a young girl home for dinner. When the girl talks about how sad she is that she doesn't think her mother loves her, she asks if she could help them chop up an onion.
* Episode 10 of ''LightNovel/DragonCrisis'' starts with Ai, Rose and Misaki [[EverybodyCries all crying heavily]], then shows that they are chopping onions at a picnic.
* Iori in Episode 3 of the anime adaptation of ''[[Anime/TheIdolmaster THE iDOLM@STER]]''
* Onion Oni from ''{{Franchise/Anpanman}}'' has managed to weaponize this. He tosses onions and uses his kanabo to peel and slice them by whacking at them. The onion slices then land on the eyes of his victim (normally Baikinman in this case). Also, Onion Oni himself (his head's an actual onion, with two sprouts acting as his horns) is a bit of a crybaby (he's still a little boy, but he doesn't like being seen as just a kid).
* Referenced in ''Manga/OnePiece''. Minor antagonist Wanze is a chef who wears goggles. A reader asked why, and WordOfGod is that Wanze wears them to protect his eyes when he chops an onion. Another reader later pointed out that the it's the smell of the cut onion that causes tearing, and Oda explained that this was because Wanze is an idiot.

[[folder:Films -- Animated]]
* In ''WesternAnimation/ShrekFourD'' (the UsefulNotes/ThreeDMovie that plays at Ride/UniversalStudios), newlywed Fiona is crying because her carriage is an onion. It's also referenced in the original ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'' movie during the "ogres are like onions" scene -- Donkey suggests, "They make you cry!" as one of the possible connections.
* In ''Disney/{{Pinocchio}}'', Stromboli takes a bite of an onion and talks close to Pinocchio giving him tears.

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* This happens in the movie ''Film/LastHoliday'' with Queen Latifah. Chef Didier discovers Georgia (Latifah) is dying and uses the fact that he is chopping onions to pretend to conceal his sorrow when she asks him not to be sad.
* Averted in ''Film/{{Diva}}'' with hipster-outlaw Gorodish, who uses a diving mask and snorkel when he chops onions in his kitchen.
* Gargamel subjects Papa Smurf to this with this Smurf essence extractor in ''Film/TheSmurfs''.
* Used for a gag in ''Film/ShowPeople''. Peggy has to play a dramatic crying scene in the film she's starring in, but she can't cry on command. Onion slicing is one of several attempts to get her to produce tears.

* Mentioned in ''Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents'', where the LemonyNarrator uses peeling an onion as a metaphor for reading his tragic books-- as you peel off more and more papery layers, tears flow from your eyes. In TheFilmOfTheBook, Count Olaf does something akin to the anime fake-crying mentioned -- he turns around and squirts eyedrops into his eyes, which the audience sees but the person being fooled apparently doesn't.
** Which also proves that he's terrible at his chosen profession of acting. Good actors can usually make themselves cry on command, right? Well, there you go.
** Good actors can make the -audience- cry on command. Being able to make -yourself- cry isn't necessary, especially in stage acting.
* OlderThanRadio: In Mme [=LePrince=] de Beaumont's "Literature/BeautyAndTheBeast", Beauty's sisters use OnionTears to emotionally blackmail her into staying home.
* In Creator/DanAbnett's TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Literature/GauntsGhosts novel ''Blood Pact'', Criid blames her tearfulness on the onions. Given that she had just commented that grief lasts a long time...
* Remember Oliver North (American politics, 1980s)? Creator/DaveBarry joked of him that "his eyes moist, he gestured patriotically with his hand and knocked over his bottle of Revlon Eye Moistener."
* In ''Literature/TheKiteRunner'', the narrator (Amir) writes a story about a man whose tears turn into pearls when he sheds them into a magic cup--when the man discovers this power of his, he kills his wife so that he can cry over her death and become rich with pearls. When Amir's friend Hassan reads the story, he asks Amir, "Why did he have to kill his wife? Why couldn't he have just smelled an onion?"
* Used in "Overture To Death" by Creator/NgaioMarsh. [[spoiler:The murderer's plan depends on everyone thinking she's in a great deal of pain. She uses a hidden onion to provide the tears as she "sobs".]]
* In ''Literature/BoredOfTheRings'', the [[PlantAliens Vee-Ates]] launch a gas attack on Serutanland by catapulting in suicide scallions:
-->When the trip was released, the eight-foot onions soared in a high arc over the walls and set up a huge cloud of acrid fog upon impact. Through the glass the party saw the narcs feverishly wiping their streaming eyes with dirty black handkerchiefs.

[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* An episode of ''Series/SaluteYourShorts'' had several camp members crying, bemoaning their apparent fate in a dark room, only for it to reveal that they were cutting onions the whole time.
* There was a ''Series/ThreesCompany'' where Janet used the fact that Jack was chopping onions to make Larry think Jack was crying over a fight they'd had.
* On ''Series/TheMuppetShow'', Rowlf sings a song about cutting up onions and ends up bawling.
* In the ''Series/RedDwarf'' episode "Out Of Time," Kryten is a bit sad and teary at an event he wanted to keep secret. Realising this didn't make any sense, due to being an android, he tries to cover it up by saying how sad depriving an onion of its skin makes him.
** He had to say that, as when he claimed onions get him every time, Lister points out there were no onions present. He promptly retrieved some from a cupboard and explained he meant the onions he was about to peel get him every time.
* ''Series/{{House}}''. "It's a very sad thing, an uncalibrated centrifuge."
* The episode "Night of the Watery Death" of ''Series/TheWildWildWest'' has the antagonist's henchwoman use an onion wrapped in a handkerchief to simulate crying as she lies that James West was busy battling danger but sent her with a message.
* ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus''. In the "British Showbiz Awards" sketch, when the master of ceremonies wants to cry, he pulls out an onion and holds it up to his eyes. Later on he has a bunch of onions around his neck in case he needs more. He then moves on to a pair of highly visible rubber tubes attached to a squeeze bulb.
* An episode of ''Series/AreYouBeingServed Again!'' has Mr. Humphries and Mavis cutting onions together. The scene is played out for laughs as the two converse about how happy and great their lives are while also bawling their eyes out from the onions.
* In one episode of ''Series/{{Wings}}'', Joe sees Helen crying and asks what's wrong. She claims it's from the onions she's peeling. Except he doesn't fall for it, because she's actually peeling potatoes.
* In one episode of ''Series/TheBradyBunch,'' it first appears that Alice is genuinely crying out of emotion, but then it turns out that she was only "crying" because she was cutting an onion.
* A recurring joke on ''Series/{{Chef}}''. In one episode, Gareth has just learned that Deborah is having trouble in her private life, and walks in on her crying in the kitchen. He tries to comfort her, but she matter-of-factly informs him that it's just the onions. Another episode has Gareth and Everton tearfully discussing their problematic love lives.
-->'''Everton''': Is that you or the onions?\\
'''Gareth''': No, it's me.
* In Series/{{Solitary}}, Val once assigned the guests in Season 2.0 to do this as a challenge. However, since merely peeling onions wouldn't have had the desired effect, Val took it UpToEleven by having them ''grate'' several onions into pulp, releasing all the fumes. The effect was so severe that the guests experienced watering eyes, dripping noses, burning throats, and even ''stomach pains''. There was a good deal of curses of anger and expressions of pain, but no weeping. Several of them compared the experience to standing in tear gas, or having someone put a handful of chili powder in their eyes.
* A ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' sketch had Kevin Nealon playing a TV interview show host whose sole purpose was to make the interviewee cry over an emotional admission - at one point he's interviewing Burt Reynolds (Norm [=MacDonald=]) who remains stoic and straight-faced until Nealon waves an onion under his nose.
* Elliot Stabler from ''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'' sometimes brings pieces of onion into the interrogation room to feign sympathy with the perpetrators.
* On an early episode of ''Series/ThePaperChase,'' a scene opens with a close-up of Hart weeping as he describes how mean Prof. Kingsfield is; camera pulls back to show him chopping up a bunch of onions.
* ''Series/ILoveLucy'' has Ricky crying while calculating the losses from Lucy's failed salad dressing business. At least it appears that way until he sobs, "Oh, get these onions out of here!" A plate of chopped onions right under his nose is what was making him "cry."
* The 1980's run of ''Series/LetsMakeADeal'' often had the "World's Largest Crying Towel" as one of the {{Zonk}}s, which usually featured the announcer or model sitting at it cutting a bucket of onions.

* ''Magazine/PrivateEye'' uses the device "''[Takes out onion]''" to indicate/allege that a character (real or fictional) in its satires is insincere in his/her sorrow.

[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]
* ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'':
-->'''Calvin''': Why are you crying, Mom?\\
'''Mom''': I'm cutting up an onion.\\
'''Calvin''': (to audience) It must be hard to cook when you anthropomorphize your vegetables.
* In a ''ComicStrip/{{Mafalda}}'' comic strip, Mafalda's mother is tearing up while peeling onions, and her precocious child (who is always worried about the situation of the world) brings her a terrestrial globe "so that she can cry for something more altruistic than an onion".
* In a ''ComicStrip/{{Kudzu}}'' sequence parodying Jimmy Swaggart's prostitution scandal, Reverend Will B. Dunn started crying on his show. The last frame revealed that he was using this method.

[[folder:Oral Tradition]]
* A [[BlackComedy dead baby joke]] runs thus: What's the difference between a baby and an onion? [[spoiler:You don't cry when you cut up a baby.]] Also applies to bagpipes, accordions, and violas.
* An unrelated joke actually inverts this trope: ''You are so ugly you made an onion cry.''

* ''Radio/OurMissBrooks'': In the episode "Tears for Mr. Boynton," Mrs. Davis advises Miss Brooks that she has to appear more vulnerable to attract Mr. Boynton. Davis hides onions in Miss Brooks' purse. In fact, the sobbing Miss Brooks is very successful in getting sympathy from Mr. Conklin and Walter Denton. She even gets Mr. Boynton [[SeriesGoal to propose]] . . . [[FailureistheOnlyOption almost.]]

* ''Toys/TheTrashPack'', ''Toys/{{Shopkins}}'', and ''Toys/TheGrosseryGang'', three toylines from Moose Toys that share connected universes, all have a crying onion character (Smelly Onion, Boo-Hoo Onion, and Onion Scum and Smelly Onion, respectively).

[[folder:Video Games]]
* In ''[[VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice Sam and Max: Situation Comedy]]'', the Freelance Police pay a hefty sum for a "Tear gas gun" that turns out to be a salad shooter full of onions. But it works!
* In ''[[VisualNovel/TokimekiMemorial Tokimeki Memorial 2]]'', one of the Drama clips of [[{{Tsundere}} Mei Ijuin]] 's ''Blooming Stories'' CD has her cooking a meal for the main protagonist she has begun to fall in love with. As she's cutting an onion ([[PickyEater her]] ''[[PickyEater most hated]]'' [[PickyEater food]], which speaks for [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming how much she cares for him]]), she reminisce about their childhood and how his selfless attitude towards her hasn't changed since then. Moved to tears by these thoughts, but [[{{Pride}} prideful]] as ever, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial she claims the onions]] [[SandInMyEyes are making her cry]].
* In ''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac'' the "sad onion" is an item that doubles your tears (fire rate).
* In ''Jack the Nipper in Coconut Capers'', naughty points are achieved by using an onion to make hyenas cry.
* ''VideoGame/{{Cuphead}}'' features a boss fight against a trio of giant vegetables known as the Root Pack, one of them being an onion named Weepy who attacks the player [[OcularGushers with his tears]].

[[folder:Web Comics]]
* [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/2235/ This]] ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' comic either subverts the trope or plays it straight in an unusual way... with C&H you can never be too sure.
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004674 This]] page from ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' has Dave being pelted with onions while being cooked by crocodiles, with expected results.
* In [[http://thinkbeforeyouthink.net/?comic=20100507-onions this]] ''Webcomic/ThinkBeforeYouThink'' comic, Julia tries to explain her tears by saying she was cutting up onions, which leads to a complex chain of lies.
** It happens later with Brian [[http://thinkbeforeyouthink.net/?comic=20120113-invisible-onions here]].
* Subverted in [[http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2008/07/onions/ this]] ''Webcomic/AmazingSuperPowers'' comic.
* Defied in [[https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/this-is-incredible this]] ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'' strip. A man rubs a fresh onion over his eye to demonstrate how "not-sad" he is when his teenage daughter is distraught over her favorite band's favorite member leaving. [[spoiler:The last panel shows that the onion really did irritate his eye, and the father faked his reaction just to mess with his daughter.]]
-->'''Father:''' ''Such'' a good dad.

[[folder:Web Original]]
* ''WebVideo/LoadingReadyRun'' plays with this concept in [[http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/276/man-cooking the first Man Cooking]].

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDragonJakeLong'', Soud finds a way to get girls by eating onions to make it look like he is crying and gain their sympathy.
* ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'':
** Parodied in "My Pretty Seahorse". Squidward appears to be crying at Spongebob's story about his sea horse, but he's actually reacting to a bowl of onions that someone has left on the counter. This becomes a RunningGag, and on the [[RuleOfThree third time]], Squidward is loading off the onions to someone else.
** In another episode, "Something Smells", Spongebob has Gary play sad violin music in anticipation of cutting onions.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs'' episode "Crying Smurfs", Papa Smurf's fomula accdiently spilled on an onion. When Greedy about to cut an onion to slices for his salad, a strong smell comes up to his eyes - causing him to start crying. Later, Smurfette and other smurfs (except Hefty and Papa) started crying after having the salad, caused the village [[OcularGushers flooded with tears]].
* One episode of ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'' showed Captain Hero's poor emotional state by showing him crying in the shower, crying while playing video games, and [[SubvertedTrope whistling cheerfully while chopping onions.]]
* There's a Harveytoon of ''WesternAnimaton/LittleAudrey''. She sings a sad song to get people crying, and then she cuts up onions to encourage even the hardhearted to cry.
* In ''WesternAnimation/HeyArnold'', when Sid thinks his voodoo-doll he carved out of soap has actually succeeded in killing the principal, one of the contrived coincidences keeping him in that illusion is someone coming to the door crying, which is immediately revealed to the audience to be caused by onion-chopping.
* The episode, "Fairy Friends & Neighbors!" of ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents'' had Timmy's parents making friends with a (disguised) Cosmo and Wanda and running off on adventures every day, leaving him with his evil babysitter. Eventually, they decide that they can't keep neglecting Timmy, as proven by Timmy's tears... which are from Vicky forcing him to peel onions.
* Happens in ''WesternAnimation/TazMania'' with Constance Koala and Mr. Thickley in the episode "Heartbreak Taz".
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Popeye}}'':
** A vintage cartoon has him and Bluto trying to cheer up a bawling Swee'Pea. Naturally it escalates into fighting, and while Bluto is pummeling Popeye like a speed bag, Popeye reaches for a can of spinach, and grabs a can of onions instead. Very soon, Popeye, Bluto, and Olive [[EverybodyCries are all wailing loudly]], which causes Swee'Pea to laugh uproariously. (Canned onions are cooked already and would be about as likely to make you cry as a Patton Oswalt routine.)
** Another later cartoon had Bluto in court accusing Popeye of assault, and giving [[UnreliableNarrator heavily one-sided examples.]] We then cut to Wimpy, the judge, who at first appears to be crying over Bluto's story, but it's quickly revealed that he's simply cutting an onion for his hamburger.
* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheWildThornberrys'', the family becomes stranded in the desert without any water. Marianne becomes so desperate with thirst that she attempts to make herself cry with onions so she can drink her tears.
* ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures''
** In a ParodyEpisode of StarWars, the characters try to find Plucky by inserting one of his feathers into their rocket's computer. However, it starts tickling the computer making their rocket go out of control, so the gang have to peel onions in order to make it cry and go back to normal.
** In "Grandma's Dead", Mac Duff, Elmyra's father, is trying to desalinize tears so he can turn them into drinking water. To collect his tears, he intentionally chops onions while listening to sad music on the radio.
* In "Crying". a post-[[UnCanceled UnCancelation]] episode of ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead'', Beavis cries from exposure to a slice of onion found in his chili dog, and Butt-Head makes fun of him for it, much to Beavis's frustration. Cut to 80 years later, and Butt-Head is ''still'' mocking Beavis for his Onion Tears before he finally dies.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}'' episode, "The Biggest Trouble Ever", this happens to the [[EverybodyCries main six]] when they have to chop onions as punishment for breaking the statue of Thaddeus T. Third III.
--> ''Mikey'': "It's hard to tell where the onion crying stops and the 'loss of a carefree childhood' crying begins!"

[[folder:Real Life]]
* When the onion's cell walls are breached by cutting, the chemicals inside combine to form [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syn-propanethial-S-oxide this gas]], which irritates the lacrimal glands. A sharp blade will crush fewer cells. Cutting your onions underwater (e.g. in a bowl) or wearing sufficient eye protection [[AvertedTrope prevents the gas from reaching your eyes]]. Rub stainless steel or wash your hands between cutting onions and touching your face, or this comes up in full force.
** Also, this trope can be averted by proper cutlery know-how. Most of the chemicals that cause irritation to the eyes are located in the area near the root of the onion, so by simply not cutting there, and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwGBt3V0yvc using correct technique]], you can avoid watery eyes.
* An old cooking trick is to hold a piece of bread in your mouth (not a mouthful of bread, but a whole slice, so some of it is sticking out). Others say to chew the bread slowly. Or, freeze the onion, and/or cut it under your stove vent fan set on high.
* Creator/FoxNewsChannel commentator Glenn Beck spoofed his tendency to tear up on camera in a video showing an intern dabbing Vicks Vap-O-Rub under his eyes. Yes, the video ''is a joke''.
* Thinkgeek.com sells special onion goggles to avoid just this.[[note]]Otherwise known as ANY set of goggles.[[/note]]
* Buying frozen pre-chopped onions eliminates this problem altogether.