The tendency in fiction for a Non-Action Guy to also be a Deadpan Snarker. Often, a character who displays this trait is one of the few non-action-oriented characters in a show full of Action Girls and Big Guys. One possible explanation for this trope is that sarcasm is one way to show that a character is dissatisfied with his life, and of course no guy could be happy if he isn't MANLY enough. This trope is more likely to be male than female. A non-action-oriented girl may get this treatment, but more likely she will be a more feminine character type, such as The Fashionista, the Damsel in Distress, the Team Mom, or Moe.
Examples
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Anime and Manga
- Ai Haibara from Case Closed. In a series where most women are at least adept at some form of martial arts, she stands out as having very little means of self-defense.
- Chisame in Negima! Magister Negi Magi is physically useless in combat; her abilities are completely tactical.
- The elves in Berserk, being about the size of most people's palms, just stay back and make snarky comments when battle breaks out. Afterwards, though, they have uses.
- Asuma from Patlabor.
- Nenene from R.O.D the TV is basically made of this trope. Sarcasm is basically her superpower.
- Yukiteru in the English dub of Future Diary, at least up until he decides to join the action towards the end.
Yukki: [to Yuno, while trying to escape a Serial Killer] Oh, great idea. Being on the roof makes getting away a total cinch.
- Yun in Yona of the Dawn. It comes from being a Team Mom and Only Sane Man surrounded by conspicuous danger magnets like a run-off Fallen Princess, her too-strong bodyguard, and four legendary dragon-humans, none of whom could survive without him.
Kija: That's odd. He punched me.
Yun: No, I would've punched you, too.
Comic Books
- Yorrick from Y: The Last Man, though five years of Walking the Earth and tuition from his bodyguard toughen him up.
Fan Works
- Marcellus Ardsen from Soul Eater: Troubled Souls is a Deadpan Snarker supreme and can't fight.
Film
- Jason Lee as Banky Edwards in Chasing Amy. It is not an action movie, but the guy is a comic book artist.
- Woody Allen. This is his stock character.
- Corporal Miller in the film version of The Guns of Navarone.
- Riley in National Treasure.
- David from Shaun of the Dead served as a pretty thorough deconstruction of this type of character. Despite being at the epicenter of a Zombie Apocalypse and the survivors needing all the help they can get, David proves completely useless to the main cast's survival; the very few times he actually tries to do anything just make the problem worse, so for much of the film, he just stands on the sidelines spouting off condescending wisecracks at Shaun's expense. Eventually, the rest of the survivors stop seeing David as a brutally honest asshole-with-a-point and realize he's always just been a petulant manchild letting his grudge against Shaun cloud his common sense.
Literature
- Fitz, from the Eighth Doctor Adventures novels, is a Deadpan Snarker and has been known to trip over his own feet. Shortly after he's introduced, he convinces an old woman that R.J. Tolkien named Frodo after a beggar woman in France with whom he had a child, as it bothered Fitz that she got Tolkien's name wrong. Fitz is not just a bit of a geek, but a skinny one, at that.
- Rincewind qualifies; he's frequently snarky and definitely a Non-Action Guy, unless you count running away as an action.
- There's also Ponder Stibbons, a snarky Hypercompetent Sidekick to the rest of the Unseen University faculty. Ironically, though still a Non-Action Guy by virtue of being a wizard, he's a lot more intellectually and organizationally active than the rest. In fact, by Unseen Academicals, he says "I just pull my weight, like the rest of the faculty" in "a way that indicates the rest of the faculty had too much weight and not enough pull."
- And, of course, Vetinari (who overlaps with Gentleman Snarker). Except in Jingo, where the "non-action" part is thrown aside, not the "snarker" one. In most of the other books, he's a Pen-Pushing President whose opportunities and inclination for action are somewhat limited, but whose opportunities for snarking are anything but.note
- Kyon, from Haruhi Suzumiya. The rest of the club fights in some form in some way, while he makes sarcastic comments from the sidelines.
Live-Action TV
- Any Joss Whedon work ever is bound to have one, though it's not entirely noticeable since everyone in his works snarks.
- Xander, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer as the one Muggle Best Friend who stays a Muggle Best Friend, and as an Author Avatar of Joss Whedon in his teen years is tied with Oz for the title of the series's biggest snarker.
- Wash, from Firefly, isn't nearly as much of a fighter as Mal, Jayne, or his own wife Zoe, and is the Plucky Comic Relief of the team.
- Ianto on Torchwood, although he gets more action-y (and no less snarky) as the series progresses.
- Daniel Jackson in Stargate SG-1, although he becomes an action guy after the first few seasons, and he is definitely not the only snarker on the show.
- Rodney McKay from Stargate Atlantis and Eli Wallace from Stargate Universe are purer examples.
- Alec Hardison on Leverage has this fairly often, given his two main partners for the various cons: Eliot and Parker
- Darryl from Charmed is this. While he is a cop, he doesn't really stand a chance against magical creatures like witches, demons, and warlocks.
- Once Upon a Time: Aurora. She's not a fighter, but she snarks with the best of them, even sassing Cora despite the very strong likelihood that she would die for it.
- Stiles from Teen Wolf. At any given moment, expect him to either be snarking or avoiding getting caught in werewolf crossfire.
- Sergeant Wu from Grimm is basically a large pile of snark squeezed into human form. He's also definitely a Non-Action Guy, despite being a cop.
- Rory Williams from Doctor Who mainly existed as a character foil and Henpecked Husband to the fiery Amy Pond until becoming The Last Centurion.
- Dr Harrison Wells, the Non-Action Guy Mission Control in The Flash (2014). He has a very dry, snarky sense of humour, which is partially due to him being the smartest guy in any room and partially due to the cynicism he gained after his own recklessness landed him in a wheelchair for life. Subverted, in that he is very much an action guy in his role as the Reverse Flash and, if anything, his snarking gets more pronounced after his true identity is revealed and he ditches the Obfuscating Disability.
- Cisco Ramon is also very snarky, although his humour is a bit sillier than Dr Wells' dry wit, and his main role is as the team's Gadgeteer Genius rather than anything combat oriented. He's shown to be capable of holding his own in a fight against Hartley Rathaway, but Hartley has no powers and is thus in a very different league to the bad guys Team Flash usually face.
- While retaining the snark Cisco has become much more of an action guy since gaining his vibratory and breaching powers.
- Cisco Ramon is also very snarky, although his humour is a bit sillier than Dr Wells' dry wit, and his main role is as the team's Gadgeteer Genius rather than anything combat oriented. He's shown to be capable of holding his own in a fight against Hartley Rathaway, but Hartley has no powers and is thus in a very different league to the bad guys Team Flash usually face.
- Corporal Derrick Hill on Enlisted. Especially when contrasted with his super-soldier older brother Pete and less competent but super-enthusiastic younger brother Randy.
- Blake's 7. Vila Restal naturally falls into this position, as he's a Dirty Coward in a World of Snark.
- Hawkeye Pierce in M*A*S*H normally wouldn't count for this since he's a medic in a Mobile Armored Surgical Hospital full of almost nothing but medics, but he still stands out for being a huge snarker and one of the few members of the 4077th who refuses to carry a gun even when he should, something both Frank Burns and Colonel Potter have trouble understanding.
Theatre
- Thersites, from Troilus and Cressida. One of Shakespeare's many snarkers, but he's very much a Dirty Coward who shies away from action.
- The Man In the Chair from The Drowsy Chaperone is literally separated from the action of the play (because it's all happening inside his head based off a record he's listening, so he can't alter the play in any way), but that doesn't stop him from snarking the whole way through anyway.
Toys
- Kazi from BIONICLE. He, like most ice characters is the most cynical member of his team. He also doesn't have a proper role within the team (scout,inventor, spy), unlike the rest. He's mostly there to snark at the oddball Velika's confusing yet helpful riddles. Make no mistake, he's still a heroic character at heart, saving his friend from a destructive storm in the prologue, but that's really all he ends up doing.
Video Games
- Joker in Mass Effect, as a result of his brittle-bone disease meaning all he can do for Shepard's crew is pilot the Normandy and being voiced by Seth Green.
- The mission briefer from the Rise of the Triad reboot snarks at the player every time they die, and also during some mission briefings.
Web Original
- Dr. Shelton from Darwin's Soldiers' is close to if not the purest example (There's a reason he used to be the Trope Namer). Almost every other character is firearm proficient, Made of Iron, and has Nerves of Steel. Shelton can't shoot a gun, does the tech stuff, and snarkily lampshades every action trope that comes his way. As the series progressed, a few more non-action characters were introduced, but none were as bad as him.
- Of course, after 6 years of Character Development, he's gotten slightly more action-y, and has done a number of things his early self would never have dreamed of attempting. Still counts because the World of Badass around him has gotten much more dangerous as well.
- Cup from The Black Legion of the Dark Lord Sketch Melkor appears to generally be this, fitting in as well with the geeky aspects associated. She tends to not participate in the more extreme or strange conquests of Sketch, and sometimes even calls her out on them. Many of her comments regarding, well, anything, tend to be sarcastic. Subverted, in that she punched a guy out for making fun of feminism, and will stand up for herself, even if that means standing against the majority.
- Super Kami Guru from Dragon Ball Z Abridged spends most of Season 2 sitting on his throne, occasionally unlocking a character's full potential, but mostly making snide remarks to anyone within earshot. Even when Freeza showed up at his lookout, asking for technical support...
Guru: Nail, what does he want?Nail: He's asking how to use the Dragon Balls!Guru: Did you tell him to work the shaft?Nail: Yes, Lord Guru!Guru: Good work, Nail.Freeza: I have the distinct impression you're going to be difficult.Nail: Well sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-EAT-A-D*CK.
- DSBT InsaniT: Fire Guy isn't the only character who is useless in combat, but he is the only one of them who cracks wise the whole time.
Western Animation
- Gwen Tennyson from Ben 10 started out as this (a natural result of having a cousin with superpowers that you never thought too highly of) but grew out of it when she started learning magic.
- Noah in Total Drama might be the king of this trope, to the point where he was eliminated very early in season one just because he wouldn't participate in the challenge, instead just sitting on the sidelines the whole time and then criticizing the team for losing despite the fact that he did nothing to help. Fortunately, he becomes far more active in World Tour but retains his signature snarker nature.
- Dave of the Pahkitew Island season counts too. He constantly gripes about his teammates' weirdness and eccentricity but is incapable of contributing much to challenges due to his Neat Freak tendencies and just lacking any particular strengths.
- While Dr. Hartford is quite capable with fisticuffs, a blaster, and a sword, he is a Playful Hacker and Badass Normal who is grossly underpowered compared to his more combat-oriented teammates. Doc's snark, however, could be licenced as a deadly weapon.
