->''"If I don't smoke there's gonna be secondhand bullets coming your way, lady."''

Tobacco smoking is addictive. Therefore, characters who smoke will sometimes find themselves in scenes where they are desperately searching for a cigarette, or a means to light it, or (more recently) a place where they can light up.

Goes hand in hand with CigaretteOfAnxiety. Compare MustHaveCaffeine. Beware NailedToTheWagon.



[[folder: Anime & Manga ]]
* Fee in ''Anime/{{Planetes}}'' has this. Because ash, smoke, and open flames can be very dangerous in space, smoking rooms are very rare and she has to have a special chamber in the Debris Section office. One episode features terrorists planting bombs in smoking rooms (and rooms being removed because of this), followed by accidental damage to her chamber, which deprives her of cigarettes for nearly two weeks. When a grand-scale terrorist plot threatens to destroy her home station, Fee goes into a berserk rage that saves the station and sends her to Earth in an escape capsule. She finally gets to smoke in a life raft.
* The ''Manga/StrawberryMarshmallow'' manga had a chapter which involved Nobue attempting to give up smoking. She subsituted it for Pocky. [[spoiler:After she realized she was gaining weight, she went back to smoking]].
* ''Manga/FutabaKunChange'' had a lingerie salesclerk so addicted to smoking that the white undies in her area had turned yellowish. She later sneaks off for a smoke break and accidentally sets the store on fire.
* Fujisawa-sensei from ''Anime/ElHazardTheMagnificentWorld''. Earlier it's discovered he has SuperStrength when he doesn't drink alcohol. It's discovered he's even ''stronger'' when he doesn't smoke either.
* ''Manga/{{Kaiji}}'': Kaiji reaches for his Marlboros in the restroom during the break of the E-Card match, but realizes the smell could raise suspicions and screw his plan.
* There's an episode in ''Manga/{{Gintama}}'' in which tobacco is banned in Edo. The effects on Hijikata are... unpleasant.
* Badou of ''Manga/DogsBulletsAndCarnage'' is generally a somewhat useless and good-humoured one-eyed chain-smoking PI with bad luck, but when deprived of a smoke for about three minutes at a time he goes AxCrazy and becomes completely unstoppable in search of a smoke/punishing the reason he doesn't have a smoke. Several antagonists deny his last request for a puff and never do anything ever again. He takes this problem of his in stride. So do all his friends, except when he trashes their bar. It seems to be viewed in-universe as a sort of (kind of stupid) special ability, and is played for drama and comedy at the same time.
* Sasamoto-sensei in ''Manga/GAGeijutsukaArtDesignClass'' looks completely miserable when she hadn't smoked for two hours. There's a reason why she usually avoids working in the faculty room, or told Usami-sensei that she doesn't mind paying Usami to buy her a ''carton'' or cigarettes.
* Matt from ''Manga/DeathNote'' has a cigarette in his mouth literally right up to the end.
* Asuma from ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''.
* Ritsuko from ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''. Despite the fact she is rarely ever actually smoking when on-screen, it is very evident that she is a bit of a chain-smoker, as several shots of the ashtray in her office reveals, seeing how it is always shown to be filled to the brim with cigarette butts stained with her lipstick.

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* Spider Jerusalem in ''ComicBook/{{Transmetropolitan}}'', and he drives his editor and assistants to the same. Fortunately he keeps a bag of anti-cancer trait in the bathroom.
* John Constantine in ''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}''. This is a man who went to the trouble of OutGambitting three incredibly powerful demons so he could be free of his lung-cancer...and then kept chain smoking.

[[folder:Fan Works]]
* ''WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow'' depicts {{Naruto}} as a chain smoker who does everything for his next cigarette.

[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* Several characters in ''Anime/TheWindRises'', one of them even lighting up a cigarette butt from the ashtray when neither he nor the hero have one.

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* Dr. Grace Augustine in ''Film/{{Avatar}}''. Her very first line?
-->'''Dr. Augustine:''' Who's got my goddamned cigarette?
* Steve [=McCroskey=] in ''Film/{{Airplane}}'' picked a bad week to give up smoking. And drinking. And taking amphetamines. And sniffing airplane glue.

* Seems to happen a lot in Catherine Alliott's ''The Old-Girl Network''.
* ''Literature/{{Discworld}}''
** The wizards sometimes get like this, most notably Igneous Cutwell in ''Discworld/{{Mort}}'':
-->What Cutwell wanted was what any normal wizard wanted at a time like this, which was a smoke. He'd have killed for a cigar, and would have gone as far as a flesh wound for a squashed dog-end.
** Similarly, the manager of TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday in ''Discworld/TheLightFantastic'' is in that situation because an angry necromancer cursed him and his shop for refusing to sell him cigarettes after closing time.
** Moist actually warns a wizard about someone ''else'' in ''Discworld/MakingMoney'': "[[GoodIsNotNice Adora Belle Dearheart]] once put her shoe through a man's foot, and that was while she was smoking a cigarette. She ''hasn't'' had a cigarette in fifteen minutes, so there's no telling ''what'' she'll do!"
* ''Literature/LordOfTheRings'': Gandalf gets increasingly irritable in Moria, since he doesn't dare to smoke there in fear that the resident orcs might catch a whiff. He finally caves in the last night of the underground journey, after Pippin already had dropped a rock in the well, presumably figuring that damage had already been done.
* One of Creator/PGWodehouse 's ''Mr Mulliner'' short stories is about a young man who quits smoking because he is under the [[ItMakesSenseInContext misguided]] perception that it is what stops the girl he's in love with to fully accept him. It doesn't take many hours for him to go insane with the urge for a smoke. HilarityEnsues.
* The titular protagonis of Creator/TomClancy's ''Literature/JackRyan'' series is a former smoker who frequently has cigarette cravings when he is feeling stressed.
* August from ''Literature/OfFearAndFaith'' is hardly ever seen without a cigarette in his hand, and other characters remark that he tends to reek of smoke. He says that smoking is a better vice than his [[TheAlcoholic previous one]] though.
* [[Literature/EighthDoctorAdventures Fitz Kreiner]] is constantly jonesing for a smoke, usually Woodbines, but since [[Series/DoctorWho the Doctor]] disapproves of his habit, he often has a difficult time even finding cigarettes compatible with human lungs. This doesn't help his Doctor-induced anxiety.
* Adrian Ivashkov from ''Literature/VampireAcademy'', is addicted to nicotine. He is often seen searching for a cigarette.
* Averted in ''Literature.TinkerTailorSoldierSpy''. Smiley relates how he left a packet of cigarettes and his lighter (a gift from his wife) with KGB spymaster Karla during his interrogation. Even though Karla is a chain-smoker, and under great stress as he's facing possible execution back in the Soviet Union, he returns the packet to Smiley the next morning unopened. However Karla holds onto the lighter, and [[MagnificentBastard uses it to cast suspicion on Smiley years later]].
* In his non-fiction book ''Defending the Guilty'', Barrister Alex [=McBride=] mentions a prisoner in police custody who kept [[UseYourHead banging his head on the cell door]], demanding a cigarette. As new security regulations prevented lawyers from handing out cigarettes to their clients, [=McBride=] asks if the custody sergeant could give him one, only to be told it was against occupation health and safety regulations as well.

[[folder: Live Action TV ]]
* Played for drama in an episode of ''Series/GrangeHill'' (circa the early 2000s). The science teacher, who spent most of the series rallying against smoking, being tormented by one student and misblaming another (who was actively being framed) is trapped under debris with both of these students. He's stopped from a relapse (indicating how stressed he is) by the latter student, who smells a gas leak.
* Very much played for comedy with Chandler in ''Series/{{Friends}}'', who has officially given up smoking prior to the series beginning, but keeps relapsing and trying to stop the others from finding out.
* Bill [=McNeil=] on ''Series/NewsRadio'' had to quit cigarettes, so Dave promises to [[MustHaveCaffeine give up coffee]] along with him. Neither takes it very well.
* This is the plot of one episode of (rather predictably) ''Series/TheSmokingRoom'', where ''nobody'' can find a working lighter. Finally, someone finds a matchbook with a single match left... and then HilarityEnsues.
* Used in the second series of ''Series/TheITCrowd'' - Jen, an ex-smoker, is driven to this when Denholm, in his funeral video, wrongly attributes his death to lovely, delicious fags. She fishes a cigarette out of the gutter outside the church and happily puffs away.
** Taken even further later in the series when Jen and her smoking co-workers are forced by their habit to undertake a grueling march through Siberia to the smoking shed.
* ''Series/DeadliestCatch'''s Capt. Sig starts feeling mysterious chest pains and, knowing that his family has a history of heart problems, decides to quit smoking for a while. The [[EverybodySmokes other crew members]] are incredulous, and sure enough Sig grabs a [[IncrediblyLamePun cig]] about an hour later.
* Shane Powers (Exile Island, season 12) decided to use ''Series/{{Survivor}}'' as his personal detox and quit a ''month'' before filming began. Like the ''Series/{{NCIS}}'' team [[MustHaveCaffeine without their joe]].
* On ''Series/BurnNotice'', Michael's mother is rarely seen not smoking.
* ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'': Sherlock Holmes is seen wearing not one, but ''three'' nicotine patches while trying to figure out a case and lamenting how impossible it is to maintain a smoking habit in London.
** In a straighter example of "searching desperately for smokes", he spends a few minutes early on in ''The Hounds of Baskerville'' rampaging around the flat looking for either patches or cigarettes - even [[NotHimself insulting Mrs. Hudson in the process]] - while [[CloudCuckooLandersMinder John]] sits patiently on the sidelines, urging him to keep trying to kick the habit. Henry Knight, a client who also happens to be a smoker shows up, upon which Sherlock commands him to "Shut up and smoke," proceeding to sniff enthusiastically at the resulting second-hand fumes. And then...
-->'''Sherlock:''' ''(To Henry, after [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness refusing to personally take on the case he'd previously expressed interest in]])'' I'm putting my best man on the job. ''(Pats John on the shoulder)''\\
'''John:''' What? But you haven't got anything on!\\
'''Sherlock:''' ''Bluebell'', John! Bluebell, the case of the [[MakesSenseInContext vanishing, glow-in-the-dark rabbit]]! ''(Raises his eyebrows challengingly)''\\
''(After John gives in and hands Sherlock the cigarette pack he'd hidden away)''\\
'''Sherlock:''' ''(Tosses the pack over his shoulder)'' [[InsufferableGenius Don't need this]]. I'm going to Dartmoor!
* ''Series/{{Becker}}'': Dr John Becker. Many episodes deal with him trying to quit. When he doesn't have his cigs, he's even more of a DrJerk than usual.
* Sid Carter on ''Series/FatherBrown'' has at least one in every episode of the show he's on.
* One episode of ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'' dealt with the gang trying to stop smoking, with less-than-successful results. As it turns out, whenever one of them falls off the wagon, the rest go with them. At the end of the episode, they all share a "last cigarette" together. Future!Ted narrates that that wasn't anyone's last cigarette, although they did all quit smoking eventually.
* The Vice President in ''Series/{{Veep}}'' needs this several times during her trip to Finland in Season 2.
* After Clair makes him quit smoking, Frank Underwood of [[Series/HouseOfCardsUS House of Cards]] tears through his living room looking for stashed cigarettes during a particularly stressful time.
* George Freeman of ''Series/{{Underbelly}}'' to the point he suffered a curiously non violent death because of it. He smokes all the time, in hospitals, at funerals, on the defibrillator, once he is shot in the face and the next time we see him he is ''swimming, head above water with his face bandaged, and smoking mid stroke.''
* Detective Amy Santiago in ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'' occasionally smokes. When she's discovered, she switches to e-cigarettes.
* Benny for ''Series/TheGeorgeLopezShow'' acts like this when the factory bans smoking, to the point where she's reduced to sucking the nicotine from under her fingernails.

* The subject of the song "Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette)", originally by Merle Travis and Tex Williams (and later covered by many other artists):
-->''Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! that cigarette.''\\
''Puff! Puff! Puff!''\\
''And if you smoke yourself to death,''\\
''Tell Saint Peter at the golden gate,''\\
''That you hates to make him wait,''\\
''But you gotta have another cigarette.''

[[folder: New Media ]]
* Parodied, like everything else, in ''Website/TheOnion''. One article says that the United States has banned smoking except in a basement closet in a building somewhere in the Midwest. Naturally, the millions of American smokers, rather than quitting, spend in upwards of six months driving cross-country just for a single cigarette.

[[folder: Newspaper Comics ]]
* One short arc of ''ComicStrip/BloomCounty'' had Binkley's father going through withdrawal when Binkley hides his cigarettes. Collected in ''Penguin Dreams and Stranger Things'' (1985).
** There's a much more epic arc when Steve Dallas is forced to quit. He goes AxCrazy and forces Opus to hide in the toilet while calling the police.
* ''ComicStrip/{{Alex}}'' has frequent strips about the 'smokers clubs' that gather outside buildings where smoking has been banned. One featured the heaviest smoker in the building signing a petition to get smoking banned, hoping this would encourage him to quit. Instead, he ended up becoming much fitter due to his frequent trips up and down the stairs so he could smoke.
* ComicStrip/DickTracy's partner Sam Catchem is rarely seen without a puff of cigarette smoke emanating from his head. His smoking habit has now long survived [[ComicBook/FantasticFour Ben Grimm's]] cigar and [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Commissioner Gordon's]] pipe, demonstrating a GrandfatherClause.

* In the third act of ''Theatre/MaryMary'', Mary starts hunting around her ex-husband Bob's apartment for a cigarette. He enters and soon joins the [[RummageFail desperate search]] for cigarettes, and finally discovers some under a chair cushion. (According to her, he smokes only one pack a day, implying that she's a heavier smoker.)

[[folder: Video Games ]]
* ''Franchise/MetalGear''
** Solid Snake only really counts by the fact he went to extremes to get his nicotine fix ; while he always had a pack on him on every game, since he was strip searched before ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid'', he ''swallowed'' the pack and somehow got it out of his stomach. In the novelization of the game, he steals a pack from the first guard he knocks out and spend quite some time complaining that they taste like crap.\\
He also gets points for the cutscene where he first meets Naomi in ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4''. He's constantly trying to light it, fumbling it, dropping it, having to find it again, failing to light it, having it stolen by Naomi, and so on and so forth, for the whole scene, and Naomi doesn't even pause expositing at him about how he's going to die, horribly.
--> '''Sunny:''' [snatches cigarette] This is a No-Smoking flight! [points to sign]
--> '''Snake:''' [psyche drop]
** In ''Peace Walker'', Big Boss gets locked in a cell for a relatively short time - not more than a day or so. As soon as he's freed, he starts coughing and complaining that his 'lungs taste like charcoal' from how little smoking he's been doing. Thing is, Big Boss smokes ''cigars''. In the same game, Huey and Strangelove also express sadness about how they can't smoke cigarettes due to their job as engineers (smoke damages electronic equipments) and found workarounds to get their fix ; Huey built himself an electronic cigarette and Strangelove uses snuff[[note]]Tobacco dried and grounded into a fine powder that is inhaled by the nose[[/note]].
* ''[[VideoGame/DejaVu Déjà Vu II]]'': Carrying around the empty cigarette pack will cause the narrator to mention that you crave nicotine, but lack anything to smoke.

* [=McCoy=] from ''Webcomic/MushroomGo''.
--> ''"Do you see this cigarette? I pulled this cigarette out of a dead guy's pocket. It's not even a brand I like. I smoke Reznor Reds, and this-- trust me-- is no Reznor Red. But I'm going to smoke it anyway, and you, you big jackass, you have what may well be the only lighter in this entire stupid building. Not just any lighter, but my lighter. Now, one way or another, I am going to smoke this cigarette and I am going to enjoy every awful second of it."''
* Maxine in ''Webcomic/BrokenPlotDevice'', in contrast to Liz's [[MustHaveCaffeine coffee habit]].
* The titular character of ''Webcomic/{{Jix}}'' starts shaking when she doesn't have access to nicotine, though she tries to quit a few times (until her alt-personality Remula accidentally smokes a pack).
* A number of customers in ''Webcomic/WelcomeToTheConvenienceStore''. In one chapter, a father doesn't bring enough money for both his cigarettes and crisps for his daughter. Since he's a DotingFather he buys her the snack, but returns moments later to beg the shop assistant to sell him just a single cigarette.
* Fedya from ''Webcomic/{{Rhapsodies}}'' is good for about fifteen minutes before he gets... [[{{Understatement}} cranky.]]

[[folder: Web Original]]
* From ''Website/TheOnion'': "[[http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29141 Smoking Now Permitted Only In Special Room In Iowa]]"
* Quite a few candidates for the ''Website/DarwinAwards'' have eliminated themselves from the gene pool by lighting up in inappropriate (usually explosive) circumstances, or by wandering off for a quick smoke and stepping into danger.
* A demon in the ''WebAnimation/SockSeries'' smokes constantly. It is very unwise to get between him and his cigarettes.

[[folder: Western Animation ]]
* ''WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain'': The Brain had this problem in one episode. Pinky sums up the trope very nicely:
--> '''Pinky''': [[JohnBarleycornAndFriends This O'Tine fella must be really clever]] if he can get people to suck burning stinky leaf-gas down their throats.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'': In one flashback, Molotov Cocktease ties Brock to a bed and then sets the room on fire. But what really pisses him off is that she took all the cigarettes.
* The WesternAnimation/ClassicDisneyShort ''No Smoking'' has Goofy giving up smoking. A minute later, he's running all over town, desperately looking for a smoke.
* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/OzzyAndDrix'' had Hector starting smoking a few puffs in a wrong crowd. All of the blood cells except for cold pill Drix are mind controlled demanding nicotine.
* Done in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' where Bobby and Hank take up smoking where when at school and work respectively everything around them reminds them of cigarettes.
* Bender of ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' enjoys cigars on a regular basis. In "Three Hundred Big Boys", he uses his tax refund to buy burglar tools--in order to steal a $10,000 cigar. It's so expensive because it was rolled by Queen Elizabeth II using part of the original US Constitution.
* Lisa Simpson from ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' gets hooked on passive smoking when she joins a ballet class. Homer and Bart, with help from some raccoons, take all the other dancers' cigarettes, causing them to freak out during their recital and smoke other things; one even smokes ''her hair''.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Superjail}}'' The climax for the episode "The Last Pack" features all the inmates and staff fighting to death over the last pack of cigarettes.