Look around you... Look around you... Just look around you... There. Now, take a closer look... Have you worked out what we're looking for?... Correct. The answer is Calcium.
"Jean is shorter than Brutus, but taller than Imhotep. Imhotep is taller than Jean, but shorter than Lord Scotland. Lord Scotland is twice the height of Jean and Brutus combined, but only one-tenth of the height of Millsy. Millsy is at a constant height of x − y. If Jean stands exactly one nautical mile away from Lord Scotland, how tall is Imhotep?"
An Affectionate Parody of educational programming such as "Television for Schools" in series 1, and later a Mockumentary in the style of Tomorrow's World. The series mimics perfectly the style of British programming in the 1970s, right down to using authentic period cameras and effects. The science seen in the series bears no resemblance to that of the real world (mixing sulphur with champagne gives sulphagne, and it gives you powerful Eye Beams if you drink it; passing nitrogen gas through mains water produces whisky, and iron was invented in the 18th century by a cyclops named "Lord Iron de Haviland"), but, nevertheless, the spot-on parodies of educational programming and "almost-correct" science means the writers have Shown Their Work.The BBC have recently added old clips of Tomorrow's World to their website. However, they've hidden ''Look Around You'' episodes with it. Can you guess which ones are which?The second series was almost a total change from the first - the 10 minute episodes became 30, the action moved from lab to studio, and the faceless voiceover was replaced by presenters delivering parodic Witty Banter.After 8 unbearable years of No Export for You, as of July 20th, 2010, the BBC have finally released a Region 1 DVD set of the first series.
Ascended Extra: Jack Morgan was a one-shot character for Series 1, but was brought back for Series 2 as a main character.
Auto Doc: Medibot, from the second season, is a very unstable prototype of one.
Back from the Dead: Parodied. "Viewers distressed at the death of Clive Pounds, who died during production of this programme, may be pleased to hear that he has since come back to life." Also the ill professor from 'Germs' shows up as a spirit in 'Ghosts', implying he suffered from a Bus Crash.
Baker's Dozen: a bonus, double-length episode about calcium (the unaired pilot) is included with the DVD of the first series.
Beneficial Disease: There's a disease called "Cobbles", which causes the skin to take on the appearance of stone until the victim looks like a pile of rocks, but also grants the ability to fly. The scientist who discovered a cure for the disease, a sufferer himself, opted not to use it because he liked being able to fly so much.
Black Humor: Much of the humor derives from the narration blithely ignoring the detrimental effects of the experiments on the subjects (for instance, the boiled-egg experiment, where the subject retrieves the eggs from the boiling water with an increasingly burned hand).
The Blank: In the last episode of Series 2, HRH Sir Prince Charles ends up looking faceless after Leonard Hatred sprays him with his "Psilence" liquid skin. (It's not explained how His Royal Highness is able to breathe after this happens, but he seems to manage.)
The Helvetica Scenario, as depicted in the Calcium pilot.
Blatant Lies: Do not trust Look Around You as a source of reliable information of any kind.
Bleep Dammit: When the survey for men's preferences from Popular Men's Leisure Magazine is displayed, the word "sex" (coming in at #2) is written as "s*x".
Anti-Cobbles cream contains cream, potassium, nitrates, potassium nitrates, and nitrate of potassium nitrate.
Brown Note: the boîte diabolique, a keyboard which plays notes that humanity was not meant to hear.
Cloud Cuckoolander: The show itself follows the most cloud-cuckoolandish logic imaginable and, depending on how you interpret it, either the fictional creators are a bunch of Cloud Cuckoolanders, or they're straightforward scientists living in a pure Cloud Cuckooland universe.
Continuity Nod: The ill professor from 'Germs' shows up in 'Ghosts' as a spirit. Also the hilariously-inaccurate periodic table shows up every so often.
The calcium episode begins by demonstrating the adhesive power of calcium, sticking a coin on the back of the scientist's hand. Later experiments, the coin is still there.
Similarly, in the episode about iron, a scientist demonstrates the use of it in handcuffs by snapping on a pair. In a later experiment, the handcuffs are still worn albeit with the chain cut.
Credits Gag: false continuity announcements are run over the ending credits, and some episodes are prefaced by fake adverts listing the line-up for "St. Frankenstein's Day" and "Antmas Eve".
Eye Beams: one test subject gains them by ingesting a mixture of champagne and powdered sulphur, or "sulphagne." (Sulfane is another word for hydrogen sulfide, a hideously poisonous gas that also gives rotten eggs their stench.)
Future Pam also demonstrates an eye beam with her nuclear eye.
Fake Shemp: Subverted. HRH Sir Prince Charles is played up throughout the entire series with a single stock photograph, then in the final episode, he is introduced with several obscured-face and back-of-head shots. When he arrives in the studio, he is portrayed by adeptly blended-in archive footage and convincingly dubbed by Peter Serafinowicz.
Fun with Subtitles: In the last episode, Pam and Peter's names are switched when initially shown, and was quickly corrected. Later, when Simon Teigh's invention was shown, his name was briefly displayed as "Caption".
Future Badass: Pam meets her future self as a birthday present. (Shockingly, she is unsurprised, even when she finds out what her life will be like.
Gender Bender: The sex change machine, derived from a dry cleaning machine. It takes five minutes and sprays you with hormones.
Edgar Wright can be seen as a lab assistant in some episodes.
Hollywood Magnetism: In the episode "Sulfur", they test to see whether sulfur has any magnetic properties. So they use a sheet of paper to "shield" the sulfur from the magnet until everything is in place.
Incredibly Lame Pun: During the "Iron" episode's electricity experiment: "We're using AC/DC because it's heavy metal."
In the "Maths" episode, the narrator says a pencil bag should contain "a pair of compasses". Cue the scientist pulling two (navigational) compasses out of a pencil bag.
In the "Water" episode, while boiling eggs: "Make sure you look out for the release of the new albumen. It's out now."
No Last Name Given: Patricia from the second series' "Computers" episode is a subversion. She has a surname but it's silent.
No OSHA Compliance: The scientist performing the experiments has absolutely no regard for his own safety, gluing objects to his hand, reaching into a beaker of boiling water three times...
Obituary Montage: parodied with a voiceover at the end of the episode stating "viewers distressed at the death of Clive Pounds, who died during production of this programme, may be pleased to hear that he has since come back to life."
Once an Episode: Every episode of the first series included the "copybook clip", showing an amusingly intent-looking schoolboy (played by an adult) with a Look Around You textbook.
One Steve Limit: Averted in the second series' "Music", which features three contestants named Tony, Toni, and Antony.
On the Next: each episode of the first series ended with a clip from what was supposedly the next episode, even though no such episode existed, and each clip generally ended with some sort of mistake (a scientist standing next to a lit stick of dynamite, or confusing flowers with flours)
Parodic Table of the Elements: The entire Periodic Table of the Elements as used on Look Around You is available on the BBC website here, featuring such elements as "manganesium", "music", "toronto", "jazz", and "hello". It can also be seen on the season 1 DVD if you squint.
Perfectly Cromulent Word: the show regularly throws out convincing but completely made-up scientific jargon, particularly in the first series which has several per episode. Included are fictitious chemicals ("bumcivilian", "segnomin"), laboratory equipment ("Besselheim plate", "gribbin"), units of measurement ("billigrams", "quorums per second") and many more.
Running Gag: The ridiculous Portmanteaus lasted the entire run. The first series also had the opening sequences in which clips of stock footage that clearly did not indicate today's topic would be played while the narrator intoned "Look around you... can you tell what you are looking for? Correct. It's [BIZARRE TOPIC]."
"Write that down in your copybook now."
Scare 'Em Straight: an example of a new fat loss program includes a horrifying picture supposed to scare people from eating, suppress appetite and even cause fat to ooze from the sweat glands. The episode features a lengthy "send your children out of the room" sequence, only for the actual image (a stuffed bear and a model skeleton) to be hilariously tame.
Stock Footage: frequently parodied in the first series (the footage that appeared was bizarre to say the least: a man with no teeth trying to eat a burger, children graffiting calculus onto the walls of a house, and an old lady asking how much 5p scraps of meat cost), while the second series digitally edits stock footage of Prince Charles so he appears to be presenting the Look Around You award.
Stylistic Suck: Jack's "Little Mouse" and "Reggae Man" singles and all three Music 2000 entries.