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->''"Mastropiero, as it was the habit, named his madrigal after the first verse of the poem, calling it'' [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe Ye Beautiful and Graceful Maiden Went To Do Her Laundry]] ''but the lengthiness of this title seemed inadequate, so he renamed his madrigal as'' Ye Beautiful and Graceful Maiden Went To Do Her Laundry, She Clean'd In Ye Creek, And Wash'd As She Sang, Rubb'd Against A Rock, Hang'd It From A Birch ''and Music/LesLuthiers has the pleasure to play tonight Johann Sebastian Mastropiero's Ye Beautiful and Graceful Maiden...'' mumble ''...Hang'd It From A Birch."''
-->-- '''LesLuthiers''' in ''La Bella y Graciosa Moza'' Routine

Aka: [[SelfDemonstratingArticle That Trope Where Shows, Books, Films, Video Games, or Songs Have Ridiculously Long and Generally Unwieldy Titles]] [[OverlyLongGag Which in Modern Times Is Usually Used for Comic Effect, Although Occasionally This Trope Is Instead Employed to Instead Mock Media Which Is Already Perceived to Have an Overly Long Title, Though in the Case of This, Trope Is Being Used in an Ironic Self-Describing Way]].


[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Exactly what it sounds like]]: something with a very long title.

Differs from InWhichATropeIsDescribed by being only about names; differs from ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin by not being required to be accurate. Sometimes [[ColonCancer uses colons extensively]] (but see also ShortTitleLongElaborateSubtitle). See OverlyLongName for when this applies to characters.

It is worth noting that in the 18th and 19th centuries, titles were used to interest people in a particular book, in the same way back-side blurbs are today. (A work with an EitherOrTitle, even if was created after that time period, is highly likely to have a LongTitle as well, as EitherOrTitle was a commonly used trope in such 18th- and 19th-century titles, and its usage these days is often an element of a deliberate throwback to such titles.)

The diametric opposite of OneWordTitle (even when it is a word like [[MaryPoppins Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious]]) and NoTitle. See TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard and OverlyLongName for when this applies to characters. See also ColonCancer.

Not to be confused with LongTitlesVsShortTitles and ShortTitles.

!!Examples of long titles that reside on their own pages and can be reached via the following links:
* [[LongTitle/{{Film}} Film: Or, A most intriguing series of celluloid photographs, documenting a theatrical work for all po sterity, projected upon a silvered screen in a grand auditorium by means of a powerful beam of light]]
* [[LongTitle/{{Literature}} Literature: Or, Written manuscripts, often from a bygone time when the usage of In Which A Trope Is Described was more common or dealing with technical subjects that must be stated precisely]]
* [[LongTitle/{{Music}} Music: Or, Sonorous melodies crafted by the manipulation of specially produced instruments, often accompanied by lyrics, which in the past were delivered exclusively by means of on-site performance, but which were later recorded and delivered to the mainstream public as a groove in a wax-coated cylinder]]
* [[LongTitle/VideoGames Video Games: Or, Calculating-machine entertainment whereby the audience--through manipulation of articulating levers and buttons--may participate in a pseudo-holographic (although subject to change) performance and regulate the transpiration of events, as by a character within]]

!!An incomplete but ever-expanding listing of instances where this title trope has been applied in various media, as relentlessly compiled by TheContributors to TVTropesWiki:


[[folder:Anime/Manga: Or, Televisual performances produced in the State of Japan, with considerably differing scope, visual style and manner of subject from animated production originating in the Western worls, despite sharing a common means of conveyance]]
* ''Manga/{{Genshiken}}'' has a RunningGag of naming its chapters with a very verbose and academic-sounding title. The chapter where the group goes shopping on Akihabara, for example, is called "Comparative Classification of the Modern Youth Through Consumption and Entertainment".
** And "Genshiken" itself is an abbreviation for Gendai Shikaku Bunka Kenkyūkai, or "The Society for the Study of Modern Visual Culture".
* A good number of chapters from the ''Manga/HayateTheCombatButler'' manga have really long titles.
* The title of episode six of ''Manga/HeIsMyMaster'' is absurdly long. The full title is "The Sawatari Izumi Contest Series!! A Daring Test of Courage!! An Express Train to a Secret Hotsprings in the Northeast, a Mother-in-law Murdered in the Mist, a Madonna Teacher from an Elite Family Burning with Desire as They Watch a Housewife Battle For Control of Her Troubled Mansion!!". Episode five's title (which essentially describes the premise of the series) isn't much shorter.
* In one episode of ''Anime/{{Un Go}}: Inga Nikki'', Inga suggested an alternative name for the specials: "Ano Hi Mita Boku no Imouto wa Tantei nanka Zenzen Suki ja naindakedo Tomodachi wa Kanji ga Yomeru".
* Creator/{{Kyoto Animation}}'s recent (Jan 2009) anime. Behold ''Sora o Miageru Shoujo no Hitomi ni Utsuru Sekai'' (loosely ''The World Reflected in the Eyes of a Girl who Looks Up at the Sky''). Fortunately, said anime is a remake/continuation of the studio's earlier {{OVA}} titled ''Anime/{{Munto}}'' and its sequel, which allows the fans to call the series ''Munto the TV'' instead.
* All of the LightNovel/{{Baccano}} episode titles are long and overly descriptive.
* Taku Iwasaki had a ''lot'' of fun thinking up song titles for the ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'' soundtrack.
* The series title ''Sumeba Miyako no Cosmos-sou Suttoko Taisen Dokkoider'' (translation: ''Living in the Cosmos House, Foolish Dokkoida's Great Battle'') was shortened to simply ''[[{{Dokkoida}} Dokkoida?!]]'' when brought to the US.
* Episode 26 of ''Manga/SchoolRumble'' is called "''Totsuzen no 'sayonara'... Mayoikonda rabirinsu... Anata wa dare? ...Oshiete. 'Surechigai' 'Kataomoi' todoke, boku no kimochi. Todoke, watashi no omoi. Tabun ichido shikanai kisetsu, seishun no 1 pēji. Kore ga saigo no chansu, tashikametai... Kimi no kimochi. Tsutawaru kotoba, tsutawaranai omoi. Ano hi no kokuhaku, eien no ichinichi, dakedo... Itsumademo tsuzuiteiku, watashi tachi no 'ima'. Soshite ashita e... 'sukūru ranburu fōebā'''". The official translation is just ''"School Rumble Forever!"'', cutting it down to the final three words (which are just GratuitousEnglish).
*** For those curious, the translation is "A Sudden Goodbye...Lost in a Labyrinth...Who are You?...Tell Me. Chance Encounters and Unrequited Love, Reach My Feelings. Reach My Thoughts. A Season That Probably Won't Come Again; One Page of Youth. This is My Last Chance; I Want to Confirm...Your Feelings. Words I Will Tell You, Thoughts I Won't Tell You. A Confession on That Day, That Eternal Day...but...Our 'Now' Will Go On Forever. And So, Tomorrow...School Rumble Forever."
* ''Kochira Katsushikaku Kameari Koen Mae Hashutsujo'', which translates to ''This Is the Police Station in Front of Kameari Park in Katsushika Ward'', is the longest-running series in Shounen Jump, and the series with the longest title. Everybody just calls it ''Manga/{{Manga/Kochikame}}''.
* The English title for episode 15 of ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' is "Those women longed for the touch of others' lips, and thus invited their kisses."
** The English title for episode 12 is "She said, 'Don't make others suffer for your personal hatred.'"
** The Japanese title for episode 26 is "Sekai no chūshin de 'ai' wo sakenda kemono", which means "The beast who shouted (either 'love' or 'I') at the heart of the world".
*** This (specifically the "love" version) is also the title of a Hugo-winning short story by Harlan Ellison, and the collection in which that story is to be found.
** The English title of episode 24 is "The Beginning of the End, or Knockin' on Heaven's Door".
* Although the episode titles in ''Anime/RevolutionaryGirlUtena'' tend to be average length (the longest being episode 11: Graceful and Ruthless- The One who Picks the Flower), the songs used within the show and movie are needlessly long and have a habit of lacking any sort of relevancy to the lyrics. Just to name a few: Inhuman Illusory Soul Fusion Magic, The Absolute Destiny Apocalypse with Universal Gravitation, A Confessional Elevator- The Daydreamer's Troublesome Insect (Imaginary Bad Bug), Magical Lantern Butterfly Moth 16th Century, An Immortal Emperor in a Mundane Universe, The Natural Compatriot's Palace Perspective Book, We Who Have Cast Ourselves Aside Become Fallen Angels, Cradled in the Grave of the World in the Hands of the World, Rose Naked Body ~ Shura Physical Constellation 45 Nebula, and The First Duelist may be Reborn! The Never-Ending History of the Middle Ages.
* ''Manga/{{Gintama}}'' does this sometimes with it's chapter/episode titles like "ストレスはハゲる原因になるがストレスをためないように気を配るとそこでまたストレスがたまるので結局僕らにできることなんて何もない," or "Stress can lead to baldness, but if you try not to be stressed then that will make you stressed, so there's nothing we can do" (chapter 22 of the manga, episode 53 of the anime).
** Shinpachi learns his father's ultimate move in kendo - the "Evil Holy Sword Let's Dancing All Night Rising Special Ultra Miracle Super Mario Brothers Second Edition Luigi's Counterattack Director's Cut".
* In Manga/{{Psyren}}, the government branch responsible for the Grigori experiment is the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology's Psychic Powers Development Research Facility's Mental Sensitivity Department.
* The third ''Manga/SailorMoon'' movie has the full title of "Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon SuperS: The Movie: The 9 Sailor Soldiers Get Together! Miracle in the Black Dream Hole" due to having parts that refer to the 4th series/season, the fact that it's a movie, and giving the movie a standard episode title card. Most ads omit the last part while many listings of the full name omit "The Movie" (despite appearing on posters) The english dub chops it down to Sailor Moon SuperS the Movie: Black Dream Hole.
* The anime/manga series ''Manga/OniichanNoKotoNankaZenzenSukiJanainDakaraNe''!! ("I Don't Like You At All, Big Brother!!"), which has one of the longest titles as far as recent shows go.
* ''Manga/AnoHiMitaHanaNoNamaeOBokutachiWaMadaShiranai'', which translates to "We Still Don't Know the Name of the Flower We Saw That Day." Viewers came up with the PortmanteauSeriesNickname "AnoHana" posthaste.
** The series' American licensee NISAmerica shortens it to ''anohana: The Flower We Saw That Day''.
* Most episode titles in ''BestStudentCouncil'' are of perfectly normal length, but episode 18 blindsides the viewer with "Hitoshi Satou, 28 years old, Occupation: Lawyer, Parents are Rich, and Even More Good Qualities to Make Him a Favorable Partner."
* ''Manga/NoMatterHowILookAtItItsYouGuysFaultImNotPopular'', or its original title ''Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaete Mo Omaera ga Warui!'', which the former is merely a direct translation of. The short form is ''[=WataMote=]''.
* ''Courtesty of Zettai Karen Children - The Unlimited - Hyoubu Kyousuke'' is the official title of ''Anime/TheUnlimitedHyoubuKyousuke''.
* The ''[[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite Black and White]]'' saga of the {{Anime/Pokemon}} anime went down a NewSeasonNewTitle track similar to the English dub with a saga dubbed ''Pocket Monsters Best Wishes! Season 2: Episode N'', which was then followed up by ''Pocket Monsters Best Wishes! Season 2: Decolora Adventure!''. By then, the dub was using the title ''Pokémon Black & White: Adventures in Unova'' (amended to ''Pokémon Black & White: Adventures in Unova & Beyond'' for the Decolore Islands arc respectively) for these particular episodes.
** An episode was titled "Movie Time! Zorua in 'The Legend of the Pokémon Knight'!". The Japanese name of one episode was "Maintain and the Sunken Ship!! The Secret of the Mysterious Pokemon!".
* ''LightNovel/HaiyoreNyarkoSan Remember my Love(craft-sensei)'' episode 9, which is entitled "How Mahiro Came to Love the Girl Despite Being a Normal High Schooler Who Cannot Even Sense in the Slightest That the Universe Is at Risk of Destruction, and Suppresses a Vague Worry That Tomorrow the Sun May Not Rise from the Same Direction or at the Same Speed or Even Shine at the Same Luminance and Follow the Same Orbit". It's even longer in Japanese[[note]]"Gingakei wo horoboshikanenai kiki ga semarikita to te, sore wo mushinoshirase hodo ni kanjiru koto mo kanawanai ikkai no koukousei de aru Mahiro ni totte asu no taiyou ga kanarazushimo itsumo to onaji hougaku kara onaji sokudo de onaji kiseki wo tadotte nobori onaji kido de kagayaku nante hoshou wa doko ni mo nai no da to iu bakuzen to shite fuan wo kanjiru koto sae toki wa kanjou wo oshinagashi shounen wa ikanishite shinpai suru koto wo yamete shoujo wo aisuru you ni natta ka"[[/note]]
* The episode titles of ''Manga/ServantXService'' are often very long.
** Episode 1: ''Be Careful About How You Refer to Someone, and Why''
** Episode 2: ''Don't Panic, Make a Scene, or Throw Away Your Job''
** Episode 3: ''Don't Neglect the Safety of You or Your Workplace''
** Episode 4: ''Beware of Next Week's Unseen Danger''
** Episode 5: ''Everyone Has Close Calls. Learn from Them and Keep the Workplace Healthy''
* ''Manga/SaikinImoutoNoYousuGaChottoOkashiindaGa''
* ''Manga/TokureiSochiDantaiStellaJogakuinKoutoukaC3Bu''. In English it translates to "Preferential Measure Organization Stella Women's Academy, High School Division Class C³". The anime abbreviates the title to just ''Stella Jogakuin Koutou-ka C³-Bu'', which is still pretty long. [[note]]The "C³" part is itself an abbreviation denoting the 3 "C"s by which the club operates, so the full title is ''even longer''.[[/note]]
* ''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying'' is long enough, but the Japanese title ''Danna ga Nani o Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken'' is even longer--it literally means ''The Matter of Not Understanding What My Husband is Saying''.
* ''[[Manga/KaguyaSamaWaKokurasetai Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai: Tensai-tachi no Ren'ai Zunousen]]'' (''Kaguya Wants to be Confessed to: The Geniuses' War of Love and Brains''). Averted with the English release, which is titled ''Kaguya-sama: Love is War''.

[[folder:Audio Plays: Or, dramatic productions produced entirely using recorded sound waves stored upon a physical medium such as vinyl or plastic or magnetic tape, which use a wide variety of auditory tricks to make the listener think he's hearing real events as they actually occured.]]
* The comedy troupe Creator/TheFiresignTheater a couple of albums that fit this trope, including ''How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All'', and ''Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers''.

[[folder:Comic Books: Or, Short stories printed on paper told through a mixture of sequential images and bubbles containing text, indicating what the characters are saying, thinking, and occasionally doing.]]
* ''[[Comicbook/TheGrievousJourneyOfIchabodAzrael The Grievous Journey of Ichabod Azrael (And The Dead Left In His Wake)]]''
* The second volume of James Stokoe's comedy Sci-fi series called ''WontonSoup 2: Hyper Wonton Soup 2 Twoton soup: The Quickening 2 ... Soup''.
* ''Action Comics'' issue 775 has the {{Superman}} story "What's So Funny About Truth, Justice & the American Way?".
* One ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'' album is titled ''Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons''.
* ''ComicBook/BigTroubleInLittleChina'', full title ''Big Trouble in Little China: the Continuing Adventures of Jack Burton and the Pork Chop Express''.

[[folder:Cookbooks: Or, Written instructions on preparing comestibles, potables--that is, food and drink--for human consumption.]]
* ''How to Mix Drinks: Or, The Bon-vivant's Companion, Containing Clear and Reliable Directions for Mixing All the Beverages Used in the United States, Together with the Most Popular British, French, German, Italian, Russian, and Spanish Recipes, Embracing Punches, Juleps, Cobblers, Etc., Etc., Etc., in Endless Variety'' by Jerry Thomas, the first manual on how to make cocktails--including the Blue Blazer, the first Flaming Cocktail.
* The first truly American cookbook (i.e., containing original American recipes, in contrast to earlier cookbooks which, though published in the United States, were either reprints or adapted versions of European cookbooks), published in 1796, was titled ''American Cookery, or the Art of Dressing Viands, Fish, Poultry, and Vegetables, and the Best Modes of Making Pastes, Puffs, Pies, Tarts, Puddings, Custards, and Preserves, and All Kinds of Cakes, from the Imperial Plumb to Plain Cake. Adapted to This Country, and All Grades of Life. By Amelia Simmons, An American Orphan.''
* "The Practical Distiller: or an introduction to making Whiskey, Gin, Brandy, Spirits, &c. &c. of better quality, and in larger quantities, than produced by the present mode of distilling, from the produce of the United States: such as Rye, Corn, Buckwheat, Apples, Peaches, Potatoes, Pumpions''[-[sic]-] ''and Turnips. With directions how to conduct and improve the practical part of distilling in all its branches. Together with directions for purifying, clearing and colouring Whiskey, making Spirits similar to French Brandy, &c. from the Spirits of Rye, Corn, Apples, Potatoes &c. &c. and sundry extracts of approved receipts for making Cider, domestic Wines, and Beer." By Samuel McHarry, of Lancaster county, Pennsylvania (1809) is notable for not only being immensely long, but also including '&c.' (etc.) in its title. Meaning it is in some ways an abbreviation.
* A [[DigitalDistribution Kindle-published]] title; ''Coffee Beans: How to buy coffee beans and then use the best coffee beans from green coffee beans to gourmet coffee beans including chocolate covered coffee beans''. It's a mouthful in more ways than one.
* The ''Fanny Farmer Cookbook'' has been continuously in print (with 13 editions and revisions) since being first printed in 1896. The full title of the first edition is ''The Boston Cooking-School Cookbook by Fannie Merritt Farmer, Principal of the Boston Cooking-School''. It wasn't until the 1965 edition that the title was officially shortened to "The Fannie Farmer Cookbook".

[[folder:Fan Works: Or, works and stories involving characters and settings from previously existing intellectual properties created by fans of said intellectual properties instead of their respective creators]]
* ''Ultraman Moedari'' has several, mostly related to Father Leo and SAVIOR.
** There's SAVIOR's minus energy experiments:
-->Minus Energy Super Fusion Light Creating Partical Bending Shape Shifting Substance
** But the Seventh Magniverse' full name takes the cake:
-->Septimus Ultimus et In Terrore Magno Terrore Custos Nominibus Quae Creata Sunt Ab Ultimis Lumen Hic Erit Semper Signati Qui Solvit Quia Est Malum Et Bestia, et Obscurum, Cum Hostis Omnium Prosternet Semper Quae Plurimae Sunt, Intra Saeculum Hoc Loco Usque Ad Tenebras Et Sidera Perituram
* ''WebAnimation/TurnaboutStorm'' has an in-universe example with [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight's]] summoning SpellBook: ''[[AlliterativeTitle Super Spectacular Stupendous Spontaneous Summoning Scripture Signals and You]]''.
* This ''{{Bones}}'' fic, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8551380/1/The-Role-of-the-Peloponnesian-War-in-Modern-Dating The Role of the Peloponnesian War in Modern Dating Rituals (or how Temperance Brennan kissed a warrior)]]. Also doubles as an EitherOrTitle.
* ''FanFic/{{Amber Night and the Curse of the Diabolical Pastry Thief}}''. Bonus points if you count the ''Maximum Grammar Overdrive Edition''.
* Chapter 20 of ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/158551 The SweetieMash Chronicles]]'': "Only Dig for Valuable Minerals During the Day". Which is a long way of saying [[https://youtu.be/X_TMtgjQuZI Don't Mine at Night]]. (And yes, Sweetie and Button do play Minecraft in this chapter.)
* ''FanFic/BetterLivingThroughScienceAndPonies''. [[OfficiallyShortenedTitle Shortened to]] ''Better Living'' on Website/DeviantArt, since there is a character limit for titles.
* ''NightOfTheVentATaleOfWeirdness'' definitely qualifies for this. The author simply refers to it as"Notvatow"
* ''Roleplay/BattleActionHaremHighschoolSideCharacterQuest (No [=SV=], you are the Waifu)''. Even without the parentheses, it's still seven words. It's commonly referred to as [=BAHHSCQ=] pronunced Basque.
* In ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/855912/chapters/1638299 Merlin Works in Mysterious Ways]]'' Hermione is writing a book called ''The History of the Dark Arts: A Comprehensive Guide to the Origins and Usage of Dark Magic from Roman Times to the Present''.
* In ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/610909 With Eyes Wide Open]]'' Harry reads a book called ''So You’re Having Second Thoughts: How to Back-pedal, Negotiate or Cheat Your Way Out of a Deal''.

[[folder:Light Novels: Or, Works of prose, originating from the aforementioned State of Japan, which are written in a easily read style in order to target audiences comprising teenaged or young adult persons]]
* ''LightNovel/OreNoImoutoGaKonnaNiKawaiiWakeGaNai'' ("There's No Way My Little Sister Can Be This Cute") is said to have started the trend of long light novel titles.
* ''Moshi Kōkō Yakyū no Joshi Manager ga Dorakkā no "Management" o Yondara'' ("What if the Female Manager of a High School Baseball Team Read Drucker's ''Management''?") aka ''Literature/{{Moshidora}}'' - the title card for the anime and the cover of the novel both write the title so that it splits into two lines with "Moshi" and "Dora" at the beginning of each, thus the abbreviation. The anime title card highlights this.
* ''LightNovel/OreNoKanojoToOsananajimiGaShurabaSugiru'', or ''Caught In the Carnage Between My Girlfriend and My Childhood Friend''.
* ''LightNovel/OniiChanDakedoAiSaeArebaKankeiNaiYoNe'', or ''He's my brother, but as long as we're in love it shouldn't matter''. So long, Creator/{{Funimation}} shortened it to ''[=OniAi=]''.
* ''LightNovel/MondaijiTachiGaIsekaiKaraKuruSouDesuYo'', or ''The Problem Children Come from Another World?'' (Officially translated as the much longer ''Problem Children are Coming from Another World, Aren't They?'')
* ''LightNovel/LoveChunibyoAndOtherDelusions'', as well as the the original title ''Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai'', or ''Regardless of my adolescent delusions, I want a date!''.
* ''LightNovel/BokuWaTomodachiGaSukunai'', or ''I Don't Have Many Friends''.
* ''LightNovel/OreNoNounaiSentakushiGaGakuenLoveComeOZenryokuDeJamaShiteiru'', or ''My Mental Multiple-Choice Power Is Completely Ruining My School Romantic Comedy''.
* ''LightNovel/YuushaNiNarenakattaOreWaShibushibuShuushokuOKetsuiShimashita'', or ''I Couldn’t Become a Hero, So I Reluctantly Decided to Get a Job''.
* ''LightNovel/YahariOreNoSeishunLoveComeWaMachigatteiru'', or ''My Youth Romantic Comedy is Wrong, as I Expected''. (shortened to ''My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU[[note]]Situation Normal, All Fucked[=/=]Fouled Up[[/note]]'' when brought overseas)
* ''LightNovel/IsItWrongToTryToPickUpGirlsInADungeon''. That's the localized title, but the Japanese ''Dungeon ni Deai wo Motomeru no wa Machigatteiru Darou ka?'' is even longer. The author originally wanted to call it the much shorter ''Familia Myth'', but their editor insisted they go with a longer one. It's especially silly because the protagonist never attempts to do what the title describes. A spinoff extends the title further, to ''Sword Oratoria: Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? On the Side.''
* Light Novel author Creator/KazumaKamachi had normal-length titles for his works until around 2014, but since then has had quite a streak with this.
** He was asked to write a MassiveMultiplayerCrossover of all his works for the tenth anniversary of ''LightNovel/ACertainMagicalIndex''. Naturally, he called it ''[[LightNovel/TheCircumstancesLeadingToWaltrautesMarriage The Circumstances Leading to]] [[LightNovel/ACertainMagicalIndex a Certain Magical]] [[LightNovel/HeavyObject Heavy]] [[LightNovel/TheZashikiWarashiOfIntellectualVillage Zashiki Warashi’s]] Simple Killer Princess's Marriage''.
** The same author's next work is ''Saikyō wo Kojiraseta Level Kansuto Kenseijo Beatrice no Jyakuten'', or ''LightNovel/TheWeaknessOfBeatriceTheLevelCapHolySwordswoman That Made Being the Strongest Even More Trouble''
** The next one after that is ''even longer'', being directly translated as ''My Vampire Older Sister and Zombie Little Sister Have Gotten Into a Pretty Serious Fight…Only in Virtual Reality Though'', to the point where it was cut down in the English version to just ''LightNovel/MyVampireOlderSisterAndZombieLittleSister''.
* ''Ore ga Ojousama Gakkou ni "LightNovel/ShominSample" Toshite Rachirareta Ken?''. The blue link is only in the middle because the full title broke {{this wiki}}. Yes, the title was shortened in ThisWiki because the original title broke it.
* ''LightNovel/KonoSubarashiiSekaiNiShukufukuO'' (この素晴らしい世界に祝福を!, ''Gifting the Wonderful World with Blessings!'')
* ''LightNovel/ReZero'' is pretty short, but its full name is a bit wordy, being ''Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu'' (''Re: Starting Life in Another World from Zero'')
* For the record, the Light Novel with one of the longest titles ever published (the longest one published in 2014) is: 男子高校生で売れっ子ライトノベル作家をしているけれど、年下のクラスメイトで声優の女の子に首を絞められている。 [[note]]Romanized as: ''Danshi Kōkōsei de Urekko Raito Noberu Sakka o Shi te Iru Keredo, Toshishita no Kurasumeito de Seiyū no Onnanoko ni Kubi o Shimerare te Iru.''[[/note]] Which, while never translated and published in the west, roughly means "I'm A High School Boy and a Successful Light Novel Author, But I'm Being Strangled By A Female Classmate Who's A Voice Actress And Is Younger Than Me"
* ''Ore ga Heroine wo Tasukesugite Sekai ga Little Mokushiroku'', known in English as "LightNovel/ISavedTooManyGirlsAndCausedTheApocalypse".
* ''[[LightNovel/SukaSuka Shuumatsu Nani Shitemasu ka? Isogashii desu ka? Sukutte Moratte Ii desu ka?]]'', abbreviated somewhat bizarrely as "[=SukaSuka=]." The official translation is "[[ShortTitleLongElaborateSubtitle WorldEnd: What do you do at the end of the world? Are you busy? Will you save us?]]"

[[folder:Live-Action Television: Or, Televisual productions created through the orchestrated performance of living actors rather than by means of flashing pictures or other such deceptions]]
* ''Britain's Got The Pop Factor... And Possibly A New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly On Ice'', a comedy mash-up of various RealityTV shows (''Britain's Got Talent'', ''Pop Idol'', ''X Factor'', ''JesusChristSuperstar'', ''Strictly Come Dancing'' etc.) Gains bonus points for the fact that the presenter announced its full name before and after every commercial break.
* An episode of ''Series/TheDickVanDykeShow'' was titled "The Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears ... or Something Like That!".
* ''Series/DoctorWho'' has a few stories with rather long titles:
** "The Massacre of St Bartholomew's Eve", which is often shortened to simply [[Recap/DoctorWhoS3E5TheMassacre "The Massacre"]].
** [[Recap/DoctorWhoS25E4TheGreatestShowInTheGalaxy "The Greatest Show in the Galaxy"]]
** [[Recap/DoctorWho2011CSTheDoctorTheWidowAndTheWardrobe "The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe"]]
** [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E10JourneyToTheCentreOfTheTARDIS "Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS"]]
** [[Recap/DoctorWhoS36E7ThePyramidAtTheEndOfTheWorld "The Pyramid at the End of the World"]]
* TheOneWith episode naming style used by ''Series/{{Friends}}'' occasionally resulted in rather long titles like "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister" or "The One Where Monica and Richard are Just Friends".
* Multiple programs on Creator/{{HGTV}} like ''House Hunters'' decide instead of a snappy and short title for each episode, to describe every situation of every episode, resulting in tongue twisters such as "Albert and Marie, Graduates of Harvard University, Decide to Look for a Reasonably Priced Townhouse in the Back Bay Neighborhood of Boston, Massachusetts So That They May Start Their Careers and Later Raise a Family." Most likely this is because there's only so many episodes you can name ''Townhouse Search''.
* In-universe example: an episode of ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'' centers around Barney's attempts to score with the author of a self-help book called ''Of Course You're Still Single, Take a Look At Yourself, You Dumb Slut''.
* ''Series/{{iCarly}}'': The "[[WhoWritesThisCrap Pathetic Plays]]" have these: "The Cowboy With A Mustache And The Idiot Farmgirl Who Thought The Mustache Was A Squirrel" and "The Englishman Who Was A Terrible Father To His Two Children Named Fuffley And Peeta", plus the pre-"[[WhoWritesThisCrap pathetic]]" "The Prisoner Who Just Wanted Some Soup And The Man Who Refused To Give Him Some".
* ''Series/TheIncreasinglyPoorDecisionsOfToddMargaret'' has a long title, and "A Plan Is Hatched and a Date Is Not a Date" is the shortest episode title of the show.
* The ''Series/LawAndOrderCriminalIntent'' episode "Please Note We Are No Longer Accepting Letters of Recommendation from Henry Kissinger".
* North Korea has a propaganda show on correct and proper hairstyles titled ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let%27s_trim_our_hair_in_accordance_with_the_socialist_lifestyle Let's Trim Our Hair in Accordance with the Socialist Lifestyle]]''.
* ''Series/MadTV'' had a skit about a sitcom: ''My Gay Dad Always Steals My Boyfriends Even Though They Say They're Straight; They Promise Me They Won't Fall For Him But They Always Do Everytime Because [[EvenTheGuysWantHim He's So Irresistible They Can't Help Themselves]] And I Hate It''. The skit also embodied ShowWithinAShow, TitleDrop and ExpositoryThemeTune (in this case, the name of the sitcom recited to music).
* Actress and Westinghouse spokesperson Betty Furness starred in a Creator/DuMont TV series called ''News Gal'' in 1951. That show was simulcast on Creator/{{ABC}} under what is believed to be the longest title for an US television series: ''Your Kaiser Dealer Presents Kaiser-Frazer "Adventures in Mystery", starring Betty Furness in "Byline"''.
* ''The Ronnie Johns Half Hour'' (full name ''The Ronnie Johns Good Times Campfire Jamboree Half Hour Show (Now on Television)'')
* The third season of ''[[StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Star Trek]]'' had several of these, the longest of which is titled "For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky", and actually pulls off a believable TitleDrop.
* While the show itself does not qualify, an episode of ''StarTrekVoyager'' features Naomi Wildman working on an essay titled, ''The Weird Planet Where Time Moved Very Fast and so did the People who Lived There''. Seven of Nine helps her condense it.
* ''Series/{{Survivor}}'': The first episode of the 13th season, ''Cook Islands'', is titled "I Can Forgive Her But I Don't Have To Because She Screwed With My Chickens".
* There was a 70s British kids' show called ''Why Don't You Just Switch Off Your Television Set and Go and Do Something Less Boring Instead?'', often abbreviated as ''WDYJSOYTSAGADSLBI'' or just ''Why Don't You...?''
* On ''Series/TheGoodPlace'', the book Chidi spent his life writing. Its title starts: ''Who We Are and Who We Are Not: Practical Ethics and Their Application in the Modern World; a Treatise on the...'', and then Michael interrupts Chidi before he can finish it.
* ''Series/TheAvengers'' episode "Look - (Stop Me If You've Heard This One) But There Were These Two Fellers..."

[[folder:Machinima: Or, Web videos that have the use of real-time computer graphics to create a cinematic production, using software similar to that designed for making video and computer games]]
* ''Machinima/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers'': One episode has a (shortly) long title, called "[=SMG3=]'s Plan to Destroy [=SMG4=] Cause He Felt Like It", as well as being described as the 'best title ever'.

[[folder:Pinball: Or, Indoor bagatelle games descended from the success of David Gottlieb's "Baffle Ball" pin game featuring skillful manipulation of metal balls using electro-mechanical paddle-like devices to properly strike targets to score inflated points]]
* The full name of Creator/BallyMidway's first PinballSpinoff for ''VideoGame/PacMan'' is ''Pinball/MrAndMrsPacManPinball''. Writing the full name is only slightly less awkward than saying it.
* ''[[Pinball/CaptainFantastic Capt. Fantastic And The Brown Dirt Cowboy]]'', named after the album by Creator/EltonJohn.
* This trope is parodied by ''VideoGame/PinballIllusions''. The introductory screen for the original {{Amiga}} version starts off naming the game "Super Pinball Fantasies Turbo EX II M-Ball Edition," then quickly corrects it to "Pinball Illusions".
* ''[[Pinball/TheWhosTommy The Who's Tommy Pinball Wizard]]''.
* ''Pinball/TheAdventuresOfRockyAndBullwinkleAndFriends''
* ''[[http://www.pinballnews.com/games/robzombie/index.html Rob Zombie's Spookshow International]]''
* ''[[http://www.ipdb.org/machine.cgi?gid=3513&puid=32859 Al's Garage Band Goes on a World Tour]]'', created by Alvin G. and Company.
* ''[[http://www.ipdb.org/showpic.pl?id=4350&picno=36505 The Death Dealing Adventures of Maxx Badazz Champion Kickboxer]]'', also created by Alvin G. and Company. They were fond of pretty long names.

[[folder: Professional Wrestling: Or, Men and/or sometimes women who compete in staged athletic competitions with predetermined endings and take part in planned storylines as a career.]]
* Wrestling/{{CHIKARA}} has held shows with the following titles:
** ''If the Airplane is Snowed in, Put Your Bloody Skis on and Get Going!''
** ''Retribution Rumble of Revenge and Rumble to Remember''
** ''Beware of Barely Badd Blasts and/or Blood Brawls on the Beach''
** ''The International Invasion of the International Invaders''
*** Later led to ''Son of...'' and ''Return of the Son of...''
** ''Laying in the Gutter, Looking at the Stars''
* The 12/04/2009 show featured [[GimmickMatches what was called]] a "Memorial Comical WAVE - Lumberjack, Slow Motion, Wild Speed, No Megaphone, No Milk, No Knee, No Elbow Comical Death Match" in the main event.
* The February 2011 ''Sportiva Entertainment Friday Pro Last Minute Shopping Before Imaike Pro Dayo Zeninshugo!!'' event.
* ''Wrestling/{{D|ramaticDreamTeam}}DT Who's Gonna Top? 2013 ~[=DDT48=] General Election Last Polling Day~''
* July 19th, 2015. Aka ''2CW We Booked This Show Because It Was Literally The Only Available Date For Wrestling/TheYoungBucks''. (the Bucks being the {{tag team}} champions, for context)
* Wrestling/ProWrestlingZero1 held an event called ''Cho Hanabi Fighting Winter Garden 2015 ~ Barbed Wire Electric Current Blast Bat Death Match''.

[[folder:Radio: Or, The spoken word of the human voice transmitted miraculously upon the aether by the appropriate application of wireless emissions of suitable wavelength, to be received across great distances by a carefully calibrated apparatus]]
* Although the actual title is given as ''Punt and Dennis: It's Been A Bad Week'', that comedy current-affairs show is often referred to by the title of its prize - ''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment The Worst Week of the Week Award, Awarded Weekly on a Week-by-Week Basis]]''. Which is mentioned at the end of every round.
* One episode of BBC radio comedy ''TheBurkissWay'' is usually referred to as "Lesson 45: Write Extremely Long Titles The Burkiss Way". The ''full'' title, given in the Radio Times, was "Lesson 45: Write Extremely Long Titles With Lots And Lots Of Words In, Like This, So That The Radio Times Will Have To Allot More Space Than The Measly Half A Centimetre Of Billing Space We Usually Get And At Least It'll Look A Bit More Prominent On The Page, Although Still Nowhere Near The 50 Column Inches They Give To The Hitch-hiker's Guide To The Galaxy The Burkiss Way".

[[folder:Tabletop Games: Or, Games involving the manipulation of tangible objects such as paper cards, miniatures and dice, usually played atop a table by several persons (though the floor may be used if there is no table offering enough area)]]
* The grand-daddy of miniature wargaming, H. G. Wells's ''Little Wars: a game for boys from twelve years of age to one hundred and fifty and for that more intelligent sort of girl who likes boys' games and books.''.
* In 2004, Wizards of the Coast released a satirical ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'' expansion called ''Unhinged'' that included the [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=74237 card]]: ''Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made This Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental'', or ''OMRSTPLRLCNSWMTCTHTALCNEE'' for short.
** A couple of cards have flavour text attributed to Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, the Underworld Cookbook.
* Though the Magic card mentioned above is part of a Humor expansion, the Mythos CCG had a card called "The Thirty-Five Abominable Adulations of the Bloated One". Since Mythos referred to the Franchise/CthulhuMythos, long names seem appropriate.
* ''Advanced Dimensional Green Ninja-Educational Preparatory Super-Elementary Fortress 555'' is an RPG by Windmill Games where you play a bunch of superpowered elementary school students at the school of the same name.

[[folder:Theatre: Or, Works written with the intention of live performance in front of an audience upon the theatrical stage]]
* ''[[Theatre/MaratSade The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade]]''. In the original German, ''Die Verfolgung und Ermordung Jean Paul Marats dargestellt durch die Schauspielgruppe des Hospizes zu Charenton unter Anleitung des Herrn de Sade'', is a bit shorter. It's a play and a film, and it's pretty much ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin.
** Publicists and playbill designers shortened this to ''Marat/Sade''.
* Perhaps not so long as most of these but still worthy of mention: ''The tragical history of the damned life and deserved death of Doctor Johanus Faustus''.
** And the one man show telling the same story, "An Apology for the Course and Outcome of Certain Events Delivered by Doctor John Faustus on This His Final Evening".
* Arthur Kopit's ''Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mamma's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feelin' So Sad''.
* Most of {{Shakespeare}}'s works had really long titles in folio, octavo and quarto editions, which summarised most of the plot ([[SpoilerTitle and often ruined the ending]]).
** ''The Second Part of Henry the Fourth, Containing his Death: and the Coronation of King Henry the Fift''. [sic] (''HenryIV Part Two'')
** ''The First part of the Contention betwixt the two famous houses of Yorke and Lancaster, with the death of the good Duke Humphrey, And the banishment and death of the Duke of Suffolke, and the Tragicall end of the proud Cardinal of [=VVinchester=], vvith the notable rebellion of Iacke Cade, And the Duke of Yorkes first claim vnto the Crowne.'' (''Henry VI Part Two'')
* ''Theatre/TheEffectOfGammaRaysOnManInTheMoonMarigolds'' by Paul Zindel, which was also made into a movie. The play's title comes from the title of the protagonist's ScienceFair project.
* ''The History of Two Valiant Knights, Sir Clyomon Knight of the Golden Shield, Son to the King of Denmark, and Clamydes the White Knight, Son to the King of Suavia'', a romantic comedy produced in London by the King's Men in 1577.
* ''{{for colored girls}} who have considered suicide when the rainbow is enuf'' by Ntozake Shange (1974).
* Not as long as others on here, but ''Theatre/AFunnyThingHappenedOnTheWayToTheForum'' is still a mouthful.
* Just about any of the ''Theatre/FarndaleAvenue'' plays; a stand-out is ''They Came From Mars and Landed Outside the Farndale Avenue Church Hall in Time for the Townswomen’s Guild’s Coffee Morning''.
* ''Theatre/HowToSucceedInBusinessWithoutReallyTrying'', whose title song only includes the first three words.
* Jackie Sibblies Drury's (deep breath) ''We Are Proud to [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Present a Presentation]] About the Herero of Namibia, Formerly Known as South West Africa, From the German Sudwestafrika, Between the Years 1884-1915''.
* ''Road House: The Stage Version Of [[Film/RoadHouse The Cinema Classic That Starred Patrick Swayze]], Except This One Stars Taimak From The 80’s Cult Classic "Film/TheLastDragon" Wearing A Blonde Mullet Wig''.

[[folder:Theme Parks: Or, Places that exist in certain parts of the world that have a bunch of unique one-of-a-kind experiences; such as roller coasters, live shows, 3-D shows, dark rides, water flumes, walk-throughs, and plenty more]]
* At the Ride/DisneyThemeParks:
** ''Ride/TheEnchantedTikiRoom: Stitch Presents Aloha e Komo Mai''
** ''For The First Time In Forever: A Frozen Sing-Along Celebration''
** ''[[Ride/IndianaJonesAdventure Indiana Jones Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye]]''
* At Ride/UniversalStudios:
** ''[[Theatre/UniversalsHorrorMakeUpShow The Gory, Gruesome and Grotesque Horror Make-Up Show]]''
** ''The High-In-The-Sky Seuss Trolley Train Ride'' [[note]]It was originally going to be called "Sylvester [=McMonkey=] [=McBean's=] Very Unusual Driving Machines"[[/note]]
** ''Ride/RaceThroughNewYorkStarringJimmyFallon''
** ''Universal's Cinematic Spectacular: 100 Years of Movie Memories''

[[folder:Visual Novels: Or, Somewhat Slow-paced Electronic Stories using the narrative style of Literature, but adding in Interactive Video Game-esque elements, which means the medium does not conformably fit into either definition and so as a result has to be sorted it into one of its own.]]
* Most installments in the ''Franchise/AceAttorney'' series fall under this out of necessity. The first game was titled ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney'' under the assumption that the series as a whole would be titled ''[[ProtagonistTitle Phoenix Wright]]'' with the subtitle changing between games. When it became clear that Phoenix wouldn't be the main protagonist of the [[VisualNovel/ApolloJusticeAceAttorney fourth game]], the series was rebranded as ''Ace Attorney'', which was originally the subtitle of the first game. Since then, the games have been titled in the format ''[Protagonist Name]: Ace Attorney: [Subtitle]'', e.g. ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyJusticeForAll''. Due to this length, each individual installment is usually referred to by its subtitle (or supertitle if there is no subtitle) or its initials. For instance, T&T refers to ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyTrialsAndTribulations''.
* Creator/ChristineLove has done this with ''VisualNovel/DontTakeItPersonallyBabeItJustAintYourStory'' and her new project ''My Twin Brother Made Me Crossdress As Him And Now I Have To Deal With A Geeky Stalker And A Domme Beauty Who Want Me In A Bind!!'' also known by its shortened title ''VisualNovel/LadykillerInABind''.
* The Japanese title of the sixth chapter of ''VisualNovel/DanganRonpa'' translates to "The Reason Super High School Level Bad Luck Enticed Super High School Level Murder and Super High School Level Execution and Super High School Level Despair". The English localisation shorts it to the somewhat more digestible "Ultimate Pain, Ultimate Suffering, Ultimate Despair, Ultimate Execution, Ultimate Death".

[[folder:Webcomics: Or, Stories available on the internet told through a mixture of sequential images and bubbles containing text, indicating what the characters are saying, thinking, and occasionally doing, much like a comic book but without commission.]]
* ''Webcomic/ABeginnersGuideToTheEndOfTheUniverse''
* ''{{Webcomic/Chimneyspeak}}: for the attention of: Bludgers, Cracksmen, Nobblers, Dippers, Skippers, Lushingtons, Flimps, Duffers and Coopered Ladybirds; courtesy of the gentleman Jack Cayless.'' At least, according to the logo.
* ''Webcomic/EvenInTheDeepestHeartOfChaosAGlimmerOfOrderCanBeFound''
* In ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', some of the [[http://www.egscomics.com/sketchbook/?date=2003-06-03 early]] [[http://www.egscomics.com/sketchbook/?date=2002-08-11 filler]] [[http://www.egscomics.com/sketchbook/?date=2002-08-25 comics]] had these. Also [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2002-07-16 a few]] [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2002-05-18 story comics]] as well. These are usually played for laughs but at least [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2002-10-02 one]] was played for drama.
* ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'', Chapter 10: [[Recap/GunnerkriggCourtChapter10DoctorDisaster "Doctor Disaster Versus the Creepy Space Aliens from Outer Space"]].
* [[http://www.heroes-comic.com/?p=1081 Heroes Inc.]] ''"#0420 - Hey man? You ever think that the universe is just like, one atom of some even bigger universe we can't even imagine? Woah... My hands can touch anything but themselves..."'' uses this to comedic effect, referencing the page's numerical identifier, and its significance to drug culture.
* A {{troll}} in ''{{Homestuck}}'' explains that in his planet, billions of years in the future, every short title has been used up, and so the titles are [[{{Understatement}} more descriptive]].
[[color:#0715cd:EB: wait...]]\\
[[color:#0715cd:EB: this is the title?]]\\
[[color:#626262:CG: IT GOES ON.]]
** When you finally get a look on carcinoGeneticist's room, you can see the associated movie posters.
* ''TheIncredibleAndAweInspiringSerialAdventureOfTheAmazingPlasmaMan''
* [[http://www.drunkduck.com/I_Was_Kidnapped_By_Lesbian_Pirates_From_Outer_Space I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates From Outer Space]]
** And what number, exactly, is "XXXVX"?
*** [[DontExplainTheJoke It could be similar to the swedish expression "Fiftyeleven", meaning "a lot".]]
* ''[[{{Webcomic/Prequel}} Prequel -or- Making A Cat Cry: The Adventure, The Adventures Of Katia Managan]]''.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'', [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=1491 The Greatest, Most Amazing, Mind-blowingly Spectacular Work of Epic Literature Conceived in the History of Man. Ever.]]
* ''[[Webcomic/{{SPISPOPD}} Smashing Pumpkins into Small Piles of Putrid Debris]]''

[[folder:Web Originals: Or, Various pieces of fiction falling under a variety of descriptions distinguished by their initial appearance on a network previously establish to better facilitate the sharing of information between computers.]]
* ''TheHorriblySlowMurdererWithTheExtremelyInefficientWeapon''. Also an example of GoryDeadlyOverkillTitleOfFatalDeath
* [[http://soundcloud.com/acousticbrony [=AcousticBrony=]]] named his first album "[[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic The Relatively Small Horse That I Own, I Used to Inquire What the Relationship Between People Who Are Close Might Be Until Everybody Gave Me a Piece of the Sorcery That It Is.]]"
* {{YoutubePoop}}s by [[https://www.youtube.com/user/avojaifnot/ avojaifnot]] often use this. Examples include:
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhvafqF9NpE miss vitani pacman is exiled for eating nested sequence overloads]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCVt3sOrwns Zira Throws Pride Rock Into A Black Hole And Exiles The Entire Universe]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZi037M0i1M The Carpenter Builds A Playhouse For His Dog Through Extreme Sexual Trauma]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fvc4ZVugdQ Chester A Bum Collides With The Fortunate Heavenly Body of Otakuwoman]]
* In WebVideo/ReZonanceSoundtrackReviews, the host supposedly was going to name his [[TopTenList Top 7 Pavlov games list and his Top 14 games with scary sounds list]] “Top 7 List of sound effects or jingles that get me In the mood to play those certain games” & “Top 14 games that aren't horror games but have horror elements that are scary mostly because of the music or sound effects but aren't intended that way,” respectfully.
* WebVideo/RhettAndLink do it from time to time.
** [[https://youtu.be/qtJ-hiSH9Go?t=158 Rhett's Handy Dandy Guide Using A Mnemonic Device To Remember Everybody At Your Family Reunion System]]
* Games modified by WebVideo/GamesRepainted often have their titles extended by cramming in as many words as possible to create [[WordSaladTitle Word Salad Titles]], such as "[[VideoGame/WarioWorld Knuckles' World War II Simulator Advance 4 and Donkey Kong - Welcome amiibo: Wario Gets Stage 3 Pancreatic Cancer Version 1.13]]", "[[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 Coldsteel and Knox 3D Melee: The Ballad of Ken Penders (Featuring Peridot from the Steven May Cry Series)]]", and "[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Shin Megami Tensei X Donkey Count Kongry: Puella Magi Solid Snake vs. THE iDOLM@STER & Knuckles]]."

[[folder:Western Animation: Or, Televisual performances produced throughout the Occident, mostly in the United States of America, made possible through the rapid display of slightly differing artistic renderings to create the illusion of movement]]
* ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' had several long episode titles from the 2012/2013 season: "National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story", "The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari", "Naked to the Limit, One More Time", and "The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith".
* The French cartoon ''WesternAnimation/AvezVousDejaVu'' has the episode "Le fameux cirque Patatras avec Grouin-grouin, le jongleur de cochons, Dumba, l’éléphant-canon, Aldo le dresseur de mouettes, avec Soizic l’écuyère pétomane, Raoul, le dompteur de trançonneuses, Gustave, le panda mime, les soeurs Zapatof et leur Xylononne, [=TchouTchou=], le nain mangeur de locomotives, et avec sa corale de caniches funambules, sa femme à barbe trapéziste, ses giraffes cracheuses de feu, ses moules savantes, ses ours équilibristes… Et le grand Patatras lui-même, hypnotisant de sa simple voix une nuée de sauterelles sauvages"[[labelnote:Translation]]The famous Patatras Circus with Oink-oink, the pig juggler, Dumba, the elephant cannonball, Aldo the seagull tamer, with Soizic the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulist flatulist]] horsewoman, Raoul, the chainsaw tamer, Gustave, the mime panda, the Zapatof sisters and their Xylononne, [=ChooChoo=] the locomotive-swallowing dwarf, and with its chorus of tightrope-walking poodles, its trapeze artist bearded lady, its fire-breathing giraffes, its clever mussels, its equilibrist bears… And the Great Patatras himself, hypnotising with his voice alone a swarm of wild grasshoppers[[/labelnote]]. In fact, you learn more from the title than from the rest of the episode: since ''WesternAnimation/AvezVousDejaVu'' consists of 45-second sketches, the title only leaves a couple of seconds for the sketch proper.
* The cartoon ''WesternAnimation/BojackHorseman'' has a celebrity game show called ''Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities! What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let's Find Out!'' (or ''H.S.A.C.W.D.T.K.D.T.K.T.L.F.O.''). The title is almost always said or referenced in full throughout Season 2 until its cancellation.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}}'' had one episode called "Field Tournament Style Up and Down On the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle Jangle Every Angle Bricka Bracka Flacka Stacka Two Ton Rerun Free for All Big Ball". In TV listings, it's often shortened to ''Big Ball".
* ''WesternAnimation/ClerksTheAnimatedSeries'' used this, with each episode title being longer than the last, until episode 5: "Dante and Randal and Jay and Silent Bob and a Bunch of New Characters and Lando, Take Part in a Whole Bunch of Movie Parodies Including But Not Exclusive To, TheBadNewsBears, TheLastStarfighter, IndianaJones and the Temple Of Doom, Plus a High School Reunion".
* One ''WesternAnimation/CountDuckula'' episode is titled, "Return of the Curse of the Secret of the Mummy's Tomb Meets [=FrankenDuckula=]'s Monster And The Wolfman and the Intergalactic Cabbage". Another title: "The Count And The Pauper--I Ain't Gonna Work On Maggot's Farm No More!"
* ''WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog'' had "The Precious, Wonderful, Adorable, Loveable Duckling", who was referred to as such by Muriel every time its name came up.
* ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'' did an episode called "Wooldoor Sockbat's Giggle-Wiggle Funny Tickle Non-Traditional Progressive Multicultural Roundtable!"
** There's also an organization in ''Drawn Together'' called "Special Tactical Operations Unit [[CripplingOverspecialization To Catch People Who Set Up Suicide Hotlines Because Of A Reality Show Challenge And Then Didn't Follow Through On Them So They Cause The People Who Needed Them To Take Their Own Lives And Then They Change Their Minds When They Realize Not All People Should Be Forced to Live So They Try To Assist Someone In Euthanasia]]". Or STOUTCPWSUSHBOARSCATDFTOTSTCTPWNTTTTOLATTCTMWTRNAPSBFTLSTTTASIE for short.
* In a plot to be first in the phone book, one episode had ''WesternAnimation/{{Duckman}}'' naming his plumbing business AAAAAAAAAAAAA (ad nauseum) AAA-1 Plumbing, which was [[OverlyLongGag recited, in full, every single time it was said]].
* ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends'' had an episode called "The Creature that Lived in the Refrigerator, behind the Mayonnaise, next to the Ketchup, and to the Left of the Cole Slaw!", and [[ItCameFromTheFridge the eponymous creature]] is referred to by the full title every time it's mentioned. It should also be noted that this episode's title card had the title taking up over 90% of the screen, with a small picture of a bottle of ketchup occupying what little share the title provided.
* At least three Hanna-Barbera shows had long titles: ''WesternAnimation/DastardlyAndMuttleyInTheirFlyingMachines'', ''[[JosieAndThePussycats Josie And The Pussycats In Outer Space]]'', and ''The Completely Mental Misadventures Of Ed Grimley.''
** There's also ''Midnight Patrol: Adventures in the Dream Zone'', also known as ''[[WesternAnimation/PotsworthAndCompany Potsworth & Co]]''.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{King of the Hill}}'' has "What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis" as well as the (as of now unaired) "When Joseph Met Lori, and Made Out with Her in the Janitor's Closet".
** Also a season 5 episode when Joseph hits puberty which is called "[[PaulaCole I Don't Want to Wait for Our Lives to Be Over, I Want to Know Right Now, Will It Be... Sorry. Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Doo...]]"
* When ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' watch television from other dimensions, they see a commercial for ''[[JustForFun/TwoBrothers Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers Who Are Just Regular Brothers Running in a Van From an Asteroid and All Sorts of Things: The Movie]]''.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' had ShowWithinAShow ''The Simpsons Family Smiletime Variety Hour.''
** [[ProductPlacement Mars and Mattel Quick Energy Chocobot Hour!]]
** Out-of-universe, Season Seven's [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Curse_of_the_Flying_Hellfish 'Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish."']]
** "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays" from season fifteen. Everything after "Marge vs." appears in the names of two separate lobbying groups within the episode.
* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'':
** The Season 2 episode "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods", which is actually [[NonIndicativeName completely irrepresentative]] of the episode's actual plot. Its sole reference is a constellation in the [[ItMakesSenseInContext plane'arium]] that vaguely resembles RogerEbert.
*** Also from Season 2, "The Mexican Staring Frog Of Southern Sri Lanka"
** The fan-favorite episode "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers"
** Season 16's "I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining", a parody of {{narm}}y RealityTV shows—specifically the slightly more briefly named ''[[IShouldntBeAlive I Shouldn't Be Alive]]''—complete with its own announcer, interview footage and [[TitleDrop title sequence]]. As the episode progresses, [[spoiler:the boys find themselves in similarly FauxHorrific situations, and the episode introduces new title sequences under the names "I Should Have Never Thought Horseback Riding Would Be Any Less Boring Than Ziplining" and "I Should Have Never Got on a Goddamn Boat".]]
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Squidbillies}}'' had an episode entitled [[ExpospeakGag "Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is 'Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation".]]
* ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo'' takes this trope UpToEleven, as, so far, ''SEVENTEEN EPISODES'' have had more than 20 letters in their titles! One example is an episode about soccer titled "Kicking a Ball and Pretending to Be Hurt".
** And yes, the five "''Island Adventures''" episodes count.
* ''WesternAnimation/VeggieTales'' gives us a short whose title is derived from an above-mentioned example: "The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down with All the Bananas".
* The ''WesternAnimation/WanderOverYonder'' episode "The Epic Quest of Unfathomable Difficulty”.

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* Some of [[Creator/SalvadorDali Salvador Dali's]] paintings have ridiculously specific (but [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin precisely accurate]] titles: ''Apparition of a Face and Fruit Dish on a Beach'', ''Face of Mae West Which May Be Used as an Apartment'', ''Slave Market with the Disappearing Bust of Voltaire'', ''Gala Contemplating the Mediterranean Sea Which at Twenty Meters Becomes the Portrait of Abraham Lincoln'', ''One Second Before Awakening from a Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee Around a Pomegranate''...
* Rembrandt van Rijn's renowned ''The Shooting Company of Captain Frans Banning Cocq and Lieutenant Willem van Ruytenburch Preparing to March Out''. But you probably know it as ''The Night Watch''.
* Also Joseph Wright of Derby's painting ''A Philosopher giving a Lecture on the Orrery in which a lamp is put in place of the Sun''.
* An artwork by Marcel Duchamp: ''The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even'' (in the original French, ''La mariée mise à nu par ses célibataires, même''). It's most often called "The Large Glass" ("Le Grand Verre").
* [[http://crookedsixpence.deviantart.com/art/The-Little-Girl-21423447 The Little Girl Who Was Forgotten By Absolutely Everyone (Even The Postman)]]. Also known as ''The Little Girl Whose Story Has An Incredibly Long Title Because the Author Thought It Would Be Funny Until She Had To Type It Everywhere''.
* Car names tend to be short and punchy, but for a few years in TheEighties, Mazda put the ''full'' model designation ("Mazda 323 DX 1.6i", four separate badges each in a different font) all in one row on the trunk lid above the left taillight on some models. Depending on the size and positioning of the dealer's emblem, that could mean a row of plastic badges stretching ''all the way'' from the left edge of the trunk lid to the keyhole halfway across.
* YouTubePoop tends to feature these kinds of titles, combined with either an IntentionallyAwkwardTitle or WordSaladTitle (for instance ''Krobo's Voluptuous Cooking Program'' or ''The Grinch Excites Himself Onto A Christmas Tree'').
* Although it's only mentioned on the "[[http://www.davidchess.com/words/logabout.html about]]" page, [[http://www.davidchess.com/words/log.html David Chess's blog]] is titled ''The Curvature of the Earth Is Overwhelmed by Local Noise''.
* A blog post at [[http://site-of-truth.blogspot.com/2009/03/does-pi-3-or-should-you-shut-hell-up.html]] has a new version of the bible called "New and Revised Standard Edition Version 13.75 for angsty and rebellious emo faggots who have nothing better to do than blindly take shots at things that they're too stupid to understand and too anal-retentive to actually notice the point of the message." or the [=NRSEv13.75fAaREFwhNBtdtBTSaTtttStUatA-RtANtPotM=] for short
* Apple products don't have model numbers, so they get names like "Power Macintosh G4 (Mirrored Drive Doors)" and "[=MacBook=] (13-inch, Aluminum, Late 2008)."
* The instruction manual for the [[http://www.thewandcompany.com/ Kymera Remote Control Wand]], which admittedly looks and performs like a real magic wand, and thus has this thematically-inspired reference.
* MarkReadsTwilight gives us this: “I Am Going To Do Something Spectacular And Clearly Attention-Grabbing In Front Of Plenty Of People, Yet No One Is Going To Notice Except (Conveniently) The Main Character” Phenomenon. He shorted it to the IAGTDSSACAGIFOPOP,YNOIGTNE(C)TMC Phenomenon when referring to it later. This is referring to the scene where Edward stops the van with his bare hands, yet nobody in the "sea of faces, all frozen in the same mask of shock" noticed this from Chapter 3 of the first book.
* J.M.W. Turner painted in 1840: "Slave Ship (Slavers Throwing Overboard the Dead and Dying, Typhon Coming On)" and it's better known now as simply "The Slave Ship." At the time, Punch Magazine lampooned the title with one of their own: "A Typhoon, Bursting A Simmoon, Over A Whirlpool Maelstrom, Norway, A Ship on Fire, An Eclipse, With the Effect of a Lunar Rainbow."
* ''[[http://earlgreytea68.livejournal.com/67159.html Chaos Theory in Vortex Orbits in Relative Dimensions in Time and Space]]'' a DoctorWho KidFic by [[http://earlgreytea68.livejournal.com/ earlgreytea68.]]
* The fanfic title template ''Five Times [Character X] [verb phrase, most likely involving romance with Character Y] (And One Time (S)he Didn't)''. Depending on the verb phrase, of course, some may be lengthier than others.
* For a time during the 19th century, ''Magazine/TheEconomist'''s full title was ''The Economist, Weekly Commercial Times, Bankers' Gazette, and Railway Monitor. A Political, Literary and General Newspaper''.
* Many scientific articles have long and highly-detailed titles to ensure that peers parsing the articles and later archives can locate relevant material easily.
** This is especially true for articles dealing with focused case studies where the specific details of the case can increase title length greatly. For example: "Cluster randomized controlled trial of a psycho-educational intervention for people with a family history of depression for use in general practice".
** There are many quite charming ones from the 19th century. "Narrative of the Voyage of H.M.S. Samarang, during the years 1843–46; emplyed surverying the islands of the Eastern Archipelago; accompanied by a brief vocabulary of the prinicipal languages … With notes on the natural history of the islands by Arthur Adams." and "Narrative of the surveying voyage of H.M.S. Fly, commanded by Captain F.P. Blackwood, R.N. in Torres Strait, New Guinea, and other Islands of the Eastern Archipelago, during the years 1842-1846: together with an excursion into the interior of the eastern part of Java.". Riveting stuff.
* A trope is named EitherWorldDominationOrSomethingAboutBananas. An article is titled Recap/My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic S2 E15: "The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000".
* Roleplay/NoMatterWhatHappensIStillWontBecomeAnAnimeCharacter is quite the mouthful, however, it's episode titles are quite short as they're all variations of Day X.
* In 1976, a shipment of clacker balls in Wisconsin was seized by U.S. Marshals citing the Federal Hazardous Substances Act, since the toys could potentially harm children, and sought an order to have it destroyed. The Ace Novelty Company in Washington state disputed this, and it was taken in court in a case filed as ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Article_Consisting_of_50,000_Cardboard_Boxes_More_or_Less,_Each_Containing_One_Pair_of_Clacker_Balls United States v. Article Consisting of 50,000 Cardboard Boxes More or Less, Each Containing One Pair of Clacker Balls]]''. Yes, that's the real name of the case. Yes, it does look like the United States actually sued a bunch of cardboard boxes.[[note]]The case is one of ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_rem_jurisdiction in rem]]'' jurisdiction (power over objects), rather than the normal ''in personam'' (power over persons), resulting in weird case names like this where the court deliberates authority over some contested property. Here, the United States isn't suing the boxes, but rather is determining whether its claim against the object that it is hazardous is valid.[[/note]] Yes, the United States won the case.
* Legislation often has ostentatiously long names in order to make the bill in question sound as attractive as possible. For example the "Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act of 2001", better known as the USA PATRIOT Act.
* Herman van Vollenhoven's "The Painter in His Studio Painting the Portrait of a Married Couple."
* Jan van Huysum's "Arcadian Landscape with Saints Peter and John Healing the Lame Man."
See also [[TheStinger The Stinger AKA The Trope That Always Ends Any Kind of Trope Imaginable, So That You Would Check Everything that ends with a Stinger, So Good Luck!]]