"All free governments are managed by the combined wisdom and folly of the people."
"Assassination can be no more guarded against than death by lightning; it is best not to worry about either."
— James A. Garfield
Garfield: "Old boy! Do you think my name will have a place in human history?"
Rockwell: "Yes, a grand one, but a grander one in human hearts. Old fellow, you mustnít talk in that way. You have a great work yet to perform."
Garfield: "No. My work is done."James Garfield is most famous for having the same name as a cartoon cat.note James Garfield was president in 1881, right after Rutherford B Hayes and before Chester A Arthur. In his early career, he served as college president and a preacher before joining the army. He distinguished himself enough to rise to the rank of Brigadier General before serving as Chief of Staff to the commander of Ohio's Army of the Cumberland. After the war, he had an 18-year career as a State Representative for Ohio. In 1880, he was elected to the presidency straight from his seat as a Representative, becoming the only American ever to do so. He won the popular vote by fewer than 8,000 votes. As President, Garfield had the second shortest term, 199 days, beaten only by William Henry Harrison. On July 2, 1881, he was shot in a train station by Charles Guiteau, a mentally-ill man who believed in his insanity that he was owed a government job, and that Garfield was refusing to appoint him. The wound would not have killed him if it were left alone, but then the doctors got involved. Their terribly botched treatment (as Pasteur had not yet discovered germ theory, they tried to remove the bullet with their bare hands) turned a minor bullet wound into a massive, fatal infection, which left the president in intense pain for eighty days before killing him. Garfield died on Monday, September 19, 1881. Despite Guiteau claiming the doctors had killed the president, not him, ("I only shot him," more than a little correct), he was duly found guilty and executed. This incident is credited by some for convincing future Presidents that perhaps using government jobs as rewards may not be such a good idea. Garfield himself had complained before his shooting about how many would-be officeholders were requesting a handout, and the fact he was gunned down by a would-be appointee spurred the system. He also notably complained that being in politics cut down on his free time - in a commencement address. While not often portrayed in popular culture, he was, of course one of the subjects of the Stephen Sondheim musical Assassins. He was also discussed in Sarah Vowell's book Assassination Vacation, and was voiced in the audiobook by none other than Jon Stewart. He could write Greek with one hand and Latin with the other at the same time. Garfield was also the first President to ever talk on the phone - the man on the other end was Alexander Graham Bell, no less!
— Conversation between Garfield and his secretary, Colonel Rockwell the day before he died. These have been reported as his last spoken words.
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