->'''Shenzi''': Don't be silly. We'd love you to stick around for lunch.
->'''[[{{KillerRabbit}} Sora]]:''' Um? We didn't bring anything to eat.
->'''Banzai:''' That's not gonna be a problem!
->'''Goofy:''' [[{{VerbalTic}} Garwsh]], Sora. [[{{GenreSavvy}} I think]] ''[[OhCrap we're]]'' [[OhCrap the lunch]]!
-->--''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII''

An instance where a character thinks they are invited as a guest, but are actually intended as the main course. May include dialogue like "[[ExactWords We'd like to have you for dinner]]" "Where's the dish?" "You are." (Cue eating).

Tends to occur in LetsMeetTheMeat / CarnivoreConfusion situations, or else with monsters doing this to humans. Compare with InnOfNoReturn and ToServeMan. See also StewedAlive.

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!!Examples:

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[[folder:Advertising]]
* A ''Chips Ahoy'' commercial has an anthropomorphic cookie attending a birthday party.
-->Cookie: "So, where's the cake?"
-->Girl: *giggles* "We're not ''having'' cake."
-->Cookie: "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...Oh.]]"
* In a ''M&M's'' TV ad, the two anthropomorphic candies are invited to a party, and find out too late that they're intended to be snacks.
** Another recent one has the two at a supermarket, and Yellow comments on what he thinks is a guest list. [[GrumpyBear Red]] informs him that it's a [[OhWaitThisIsMyGroceryList grocery list]].
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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* In ''Manga/TokyoGhoul'' [[spoiler:this is how the Gourmet Club procures their meals]].
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[[folder:Fairy Tales]]
* Famously, Creator/TheBrothersGrimm's "Literature/HanselAndGretel".
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[[folder:FanFiction]]
* The humorous ''{{Thor}}'' story 'Elephants Galore' (written by [=AntaresTheEighthPleiade=]) consists of Odin and Frigga having the Jotun king and queen for dinner. Thor takes this literally. Frigga yells at him for considering cannibalism.
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[[folder:Film]]
* In ''Film/VampireInBrooklyn'', the vampire says "I would like to have you for dinner".
* ''Lucky Stiff''. A man is invited to Christmas dinner by a beautiful woman: he discovers that she's a member of a family of cannibals and he's the intended main course.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheLandBeforeTime 5'', the dinosaurs are invited to dinner by their friend Chomper, a T-rex. Chomper actually did mean the invitation to be a friendly get-together, but the main cast is understandably a little freaked out. A song ensues. ("Friends for dinner / Don't want to be friends for dinner...")
* From ''Disney/TheLionKing'':
-->'''Zazu''': My, my, look at the sun! We'd best be off!\\
'''Shenzi''': Oh no, stay, we'd love for you to stick around for dinner.\\
'''Banzai''': Yeah, we could have whatever's [[IncrediblyLamePun lion around]]!
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[[folder:Literature]]
* An Ivan Turgenev story "Bubnoff and the Devil" has the title character meeting {{Satan}} one night, and being invited as an honored guest to the Devil's home and even proposed as a match for the Devil's [[CuteMonsterGirl grand-daughter]]. The demons like him so much, they decide to eat him for dinner.
* The novel ''Literature/PracticalDemonKeeping''.
* In ''Literature/TheSilverChair'', one of ''Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia'', the Lady of the Green Kirtle sends Eustace, Jill and Puddleglum to Harfang, the home of the so-called Gentle Giants, for their Autumn Feast. The children and Puddleglum find out that they are intended to be the Autumn Feast. Although the giants are a little perplexed on how to cook Puddleglum.
* ''Literature/GalaxyOfFear'' has the Enzeen, friendly natives to newly-discovered D'vouran, eagerly inviting people to visit and live on their planet, feeding and boarding them without thought to cost. Their one town has a banner saying that they live to serve, and when one character asks an Enzeen if he's worried about the world becoming overrun by offworlders, the Enzeen says of course not, they could never have their fill! Though this all sounds like the lead-up to a reverse ToServeMan (rather than invading for food, they have the food come to them) [[spoiler: it's a little more complicated. One by one visitors get [[QuicksandSucks swallowed by the ground]], a living organism, and the Enzeen feed from it.]]
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* ''TheMuppetShow'' ChristmasSpecial had the Swedish Chef inviting a turkey (from [[HollywoodNewEngland Dorchest, MA]]), planning to kill and cook him. The turkey points out Big Bird, who actually was invited as a guest, and the Chef decides to cook him instead before being guilted by the PowerOfFriendship.
* An episode of ''Series/TheITCrowd'' had Moss go to a German cannibal, mistaking the classified ad as being for a cooking class instead of for a volunteer meal. "I want to cook with you...Oh, you want to cook using me."
* Played with in an episode of ''KrodMandoonAndTheFlamingSwordOfFire''. The team is sent to kill an alleged man-eating cyclops. They arrive, and the cyclops complains that nobody will socialize with him because everyone thinks he's a monster like his father. Then, once he has all his guests in the hot tub, a cage descends from the ceiling and he reveals that he's going to eat them after all... [[BlackComedyRape after having sex with them]].
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[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]
* In the comic strip ''ComicStrip/{{Pogo}}'':
** Pogo, a possum, is invited to a dinner of "parsnip and [--possum--] pie."
** There's a World Series arc that includes a team of ptarmigans who are accidentally cooked and eaten. They are ptough.
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[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' module B2, ''TabletopGame/KeepOnTheBorderlands''. The hobgoblin lair has a sign outside: "Come in - we'd like to have you for dinner!". The player characters may assume that this is a cordial invitation to eat dinner with them. It isn't.
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[[folder: Theater]]
* In the musical ''Theatre/{{Annie}}'', the last verse of the song "We'd Like to Thank You, Herbert Hoover" invites President Hoover to join the [[NoPartyLikeADonnerParty starving residents of Hooverville]] for Christmas dinner.
-->Come down and share some Christmas dinner
-->Be sure to bring the missus too
-->We got no turkey for our stuffing
-->Why don't we stuff you!
* This is part of the Cat's plan in Theatre/{{Honk}}, even having a whole song -- "Play With Your Food" -- devoted to the before actions.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* In ''AnimalCrossing'', Franklin gets an invitation to Thanksgiving dinner by the village each year. Franklin is a ''Turkey''. He realizes this and hides from the villagers, though it's really only Mayor Tortimer who actually does seem to want to eat him.
* ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIIIMorrowind'' uses this in one of its many in-game short stories. A thief is mistaken for "Lady Tressed" at a masquerade dinner party where everyone has weird names. Her partner is already there (asleep at the end of the table), being called "Esruoc Tsrif" by the guests. She eventually realizes that everyone is pronouncing their names backwards, but she waits until the vampires jump her to figure out who "Lady Tressed" is.
** It's part of an actual ''quest'' in ''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Skyrim]]''--to complete The Taste Of Death, you ([[VideoGameCrueltyPotential yes]], ''[[VillainProtagonist you]]'') must trick Brother Verulus into coming to a cannibal den for a meal. You then kill him and eat of him to successfully complete the quest and get the reward.
* In PSP remake of ''VideoGame/{{Disgaea 2|CursedMemories}}'', Axel is anonymously offered a job to provide entertainment at a "dinner hotel", which he all too eagerly accepts. He remains completely oblivious to the fact that he was meant to be eaten for the entire chapter, despite it being ''clearly stated'' to him on multiple occasions, and gets beaten up by his companions for it.
* Played for horror in ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII'' when Sora, Donald and Goofy accidently wind up in the grotto of the [[{{Disney/TheLionKing}} hyenas]], who all attempt to eat them, as the trio are now animals. They nearly succeed with Sora... [[spoiler: only to be interrupted by Scar's roar]].
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* At least two of BugsBunny's encounters with Wile E. Coyote started off with his being invited over to become the main course.
* On an episode of ''RockosModernLife'', Heffer is told to bring home an elk for dinner as a RiteOfPassage. (He is literally RaisedByWolves.) He goes to the Elk's Club (in this case, a bar specifically for elk) by donning a pair of twigs as [[PaperThinDisguise "antlers."]] There he meets a female elk, and the two of them [[InterspeciesRomance fall in love]]. He's under the impression that he simply has to bring an elk home; his family was expecting a dead elk ready to be cooked and eaten. When Heffer finds out the truth, he sticks up for his date. [[spoiler: Although she breaks up with him anyway because he's not really an elk. Meanwhile, the pack finds a way to resolve the issue of Hef's rite of passage: soy-based elk substitute.]]
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