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Alice, Bob and Charlie are chatting together, and Charlie viciously launches an insult at Bob; but Bob, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Master of Missing The Point]], fires back, "I won't let you insult Alice like that!"

Occasionally this will take an alternate form where Bob hasn't missed the point at all, but is deliberately misinterpreting the insult as a form of [[DeadpanSnarker snark]].

Not to be confused with InsultBackfire. Compare InsultFriendlyFire, WrongInsultOffense, InsultToRocks.

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!!Examples:

[[AC:Anime and Manga]]
* In one episode of ''Anime/KoihimeMusou'', someone insults Rin Rin by calling her flat-chested. Her response is to demand that they apologize to Shuri immediately.

[[AC:{{Comics}}]]
* One ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'' [[http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1990-04-22/ strip from 1990.]]
-->'''Dogbert:''' If brains were beans, you wouldn't have enough to make a bee burp.\\
'''Dilbert:''' Hey! We don't insult bees in this house!
* ''ComicStrip/{{Foxtrot}}'': Jason tries to farm ''{{World Of War|craft}}[[{{Everquest}} quest]]'' gold and sell it for cash on eBay.
-->'''Peter:''' I guess there's an idiot born every minute.
-->'''Jason:''' Don't call my future customers idiots.
-->'''Peter:''' I wasn't referring to your customers.
* ''ComicStrip/MyCage'': Jeff fails to realize that Rex was calling him "[[http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/showComick.mpl?date=20080731&name=My_Cage clammy]]".
* [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1990&addr=900301 This]] ''{{Garfield}}'' strip.
** [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=2010&addr=100407 Also this one.]]
* In ''ComicStrip/BabyBlues'', Zoe asked her mom, Wanda, to help her confront a bully in her grade. The bully said, "Good morning, stupid." When Wanda told her not to talk to Zoe that way, she replied, "I wasn't."
* In the third Adam Warren miniseries of the ''ComicBook/DirtyPair'', we find perhaps the ultimate misfired insult. Kei's just had an exotic weapon snatched from her hand by a man who fears she'll set it off. "Set it off? Do I look as decerebrate as one of your [=KalSec=] morons!?" she demands of him. "Actually, no! We have ''standards'' for our morons!" he replies, and probably realizes a few moments later what he's just actually said.
* ''ComicBook/TheSandman'' has Hob Gadling talking to a Renaissance Fair worker:
-->'''Hob:''' You're the twat with the sheep.\\
'''Worker:''' ''Lamb.''
* In ''ComicBook/{{Wanted}}'', Wesley calls Shit-Head "Fuckface", but Shit-Head thinks that Wesley is getting him mixed up with Fuckwit.
-->'''Wesley:''' I'm trying to be ''insulting'', asshole!

[[AC:Films -- Animated]]
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''
-->'''Lord Farquaad:''' What is THAT? Ugh, it's hideous!
-->'''Shrek:''' Oh, that's not very nice... It's just a donkey.
-->'''Donkey''': Huh?
-->'''Lord Farquaad''': Indeed
* ''WesternAnimation/SharkTale'': When Sykes tells Oscar that he's on the phone with Lino, Oscar's absolutely horrified. He desperately tries to get Sykes to hang up, [[IDoNotSpeakNonVerbal every subtle attempt which Sykes misinterprets]], until Oscar finally screams it out.
-->'''Oscar:''' Sykes! Shut up! ''SHUT...UP!''\\
'''Sykes:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Hey! That's good! I like that! Shut up, Lino! Ha! SHUT UP!]]\\
'''Oscar:'''[''groans'']
** Sykes then hands Oscar the phone
-->'''Oscar''': [''meekly''] Hello?\\
'''Lino''': "Shut up?" "Shut up?!" You don't tell ''ME'' shut up, I tell ''YOU'' shut up!\\
[''Beeping is suddenly heard on the other line'']\\
'''Lino''': Huh? Hello?\\
'''Luca''': Hi. How ya doin'? I'll have a large pizza; everything on it: anchovies, mushrooms--\\
'''Lino''': LUCA!\\
'''Luca:''': Oh! Uh...Hi, Boss! [[WhatAnIdiot What the heck are you doin' workin' at the pizza joint?]]\\
'''Lino''': ''GET OFF THE PHONE!''\\
'''Luca''': But I'm hungry! [''hangs up'']\\
'''Lino''': [''sighs'']... My guys are comin' for ya, Sharkslayer! They're gonna tear you, FIN FROM FIN!!! (''slams the phone down'')
** This later comes back to bite Sykes once he [[spoiler: finally starts to uncover Oscar's lie]]
-->'''Sykes''': [''laughs uneasily''] This is a joke right? 'cause I told Lino... [''sudden [[OhCrap look of horror]] dawns on his face'']\\
''[Flashback]''\\
'''Sykes''': [over phone] Shut up, Lino! Shut up!\\
'''Lino:''': [growls]\\
[''End flashback, Sykes inflates in total panic and horror'']]

[[AC:Films -- Live-Action]]
* In the film ''Film/ShallowHal'', two men snicker at Gwyneth Paltrow's character for being obese. Creator/JackBlack's character, who sees her as slender and beautiful, thinks the men are insulting ''him''.
* A variation from the Jose Ferrer version of ''Theatre/CyranoDeBergerac'':
-->'''Vicomte de Valvert:''' [to Cyrano] Dolt! Insolent puppy! Jabbernowl!
-->'''Cyrano de Bergerac:''' [bowing, sarcastically] How do you do? And I - Cyrano Savinien Hercule de Bergerac!
* ''Film/DrDolittle'': A pigeon that Dr. Dolittle treated did a Insult Misfire when, along with an army of animals, he was guarding the hospital where Dr. Dolittle was operating on a very sick tiger.
-->'''Pigeon:''' Pigs go Home! Pigs go Home!\\
''(a literal Pig is attempting to walk away)''\\
'''Pigeon:''' Oh, no, not you. I was talking to the Police!
* ''Film/TronLegacy''
-->'''Clu:''' The cycles haven't been kind, have they?
-->'''Flynn:''' Nah. You don't look so bad.
* ''Film/TheBeverlyHillbillies'': Miss Hathaway put on a disguise to rescue Granny. Later the two tried to return to Clampett Manor but were barred by a guard. Miss Hathaway asked the guard if he knew who he was talking to, to which the guard says it's one crazy lady, and another one in a bad wig. Granny thought the "bad wig" part was about her, and starts kicking the guy in the shins.

[[AC:Literature]]
* In ''Discworld/WitchesAbroad'':
-->'''Lily:''' Look at the three of you. Bursting with inefficient good intentions. [[TheHecateSisters The maiden, the mother and the crone.]]
-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' Who are you calling a maiden?
-->'''Magrat:''' Who are you calling a mother?
-->'''Granny Weatherwax:''' ...
** It's only a misfire for Nanny Ogg and Magrat. Mistress Weatherwax is actually ''trying'' to be the crone, so this would be an InsultBackfire, except that she's still insulted by the fact that someone has so little fear of her that they actually ''call'' her a crone. The others think of the triad as "the maiden, the mother and the ... other one", even inside their own heads. Granny has ways of ''getting inside'' those.

[[AC:LiveActionTV]]
* In the ''Series/That70sShow'' episode "Eric's Hot Cousin", where Donna and Jackie are talking about the title character:
-->'''Donna:''' I never liked her. You know, once when we were little she bit me, so I bit her back. And then she said, "Truce", so I said, "Okay". And then she bit me again... Whore.
-->'''Jackie:''' ''(insulted)'' Slut!
* ''Series/BeakmansWorld'':
-->'''Beakman:''' Here's some [=CO2=] and some air. Like Phoebe and Lester, one is much denser than the other.\\
'''Lester''' ''[to Phoebe]'': He's got ya there!
* ''Series/{{Tosh0}}'': Daniel does this when responding to viewer mail.
-->'''Viewer:''' "How does such an unfunny douche get his own show?"
-->'''Daniel:''' "Okay, that is not nice, [[Series/ImportantThingsWithDemetriMartin Demetri Martin]] is a wonderful person."
* ''Series/ElChavoDelOcho'': In one episode, Don Ramon entered Professor Jirafales' class claiming he wanted to learn. (He just wanted a place where he'd be safe from Doņa Florinda) When El Chavo first saw him there, he believed it was an old kid who looked like Don Ramon. When Don Ramon stated something like "I am, idiot!", El Chavo said they had even that in common.
* There was a dramatic example in ''Series/LifeOnMars'' in the case of a teenage rape and murder suspect who was convicted partly due to a series of misunderstandings. According to Annie's version of events, Gene Hunt made a joke at the boy's expense about having Annie look after him, and the boy, thinking Annie was the target of the joke, made a crack about breastfeeding. Gene thought it was a comeback and knocked him on his ass.
* A hilarious and intentional one in an episode of ''Series/BabylonFive''. [[VitriolicBestBuds Londo and G'Kar]] are on Centauri Prime, speaking with a Centauri minister (with G'Kar present ostensibly as Londo's bodyguard). For the unfamiliar, while Londo is also a Centauri, G'Kar is a Narn, and there has historically been bad blood between the two races.
-->'''Centauri Minister:''' Is that why you brought ''[[FantasticRacism it]]'' [G'Kar] along?\\
'''Londo Mollari:''' No, he is still here as my bodyguard, that's all. Where I go, he goes.\\
'''Centauri Minister:''' My condolences.\\
'''G'Kar:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Thank you. It's a burden, but I've come to accept it.]]

[[AC:Radio]]
* From an episode of ''Radio/ImSorryIllReadThatAgain'', when the Prune Gang is, once again, being refused entry to Creator/TheBBC:
-->'''Director General''': Who did that [[Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue rotten, despicable, clever-dick, so-called quiz show]], eh?
-->'''Jo Kendall''': Oh, I quite like ''Twenty Questions''.

[[AC:WebComics]]
* In ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'', Pete says that Sally (who borders on CloudCuckoolander at times) is in his "top forty percent" of people he believes should lead, as he doesn't like Ben and doesn't really respect Jim or Annie. Jim, missing the implied insult, then wonders aloud why Pete would rank Sally over himself.
** In a later comic, Corey (playing Luke) refers to Wedge (who Corey believes will backstab him) and Biggs (who speaks like a stereotypical American southerner) as "the yokel and the psychopath". Wedge argues that he's not a yokel, and Biggs argues that ''Luke'' is not a psychopath.
* In ''Webcomic/AndShineHeavenNow'', when [[Literature/JeevesAndWooster Jeeves]] insults the fangirls' choice of clothing, not only did he get an InsultBackfire from the ecstatic fangirls, he got a "Hey!" from an insulted Alucard, thinking he was talking about Alucard's pillbox hat.
* ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort'' has one between Ansem, Sora, and Riku in the second panel [[http://www.ansemretort.org/ansemretort/index.html?comic=473 here]].
* Played with in ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', when Elan [[YouFightLikeACow starts making jokes]] about Nale's physical attributes and parentage in the middle of battle. Nale points out repeatedly (to no avail) that because he and Elan are identical twins, Elan is insulting ''himself'' just as much as Nale with such quips.

[[AC:Web Original]]
* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'': Episode 11
-->'''Kaiba:''' No offense Yugi, you're a great duelist and all, but your buddy there couldn't duel his way out of a paper bag.
-->'''Joey:''' That does it! No one talks about my friend Tristan that way!"
* ''Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses'' [[WebVideo/TGWTGOneYearBrawl One Year Anniversary Brawl]]:
-->'''Linkara:''' Let the [[DistressedDude wussy]] go!
-->'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' Hey, I will not let you talk about WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick that way!
* ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'': Episode 27 - Freeza gloats that by killing Dende, he's spared him watching what's about to happen to the others.
-->'''Vegeta:''' Joke's on you. He hated the bald one.
-->'''Krillin:''' Hey that's not fair, he just met Piccolo!"
* ''WebAnimation/InanimateInsanity II'': Nickel calls Soap a big head. When Soap calls him out on it, Steve Cobs thinks they're talking about him, [[SubvertedTrope and thanks them for the compliment.]]

[[AC:WesternAnimation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'': "Showdown At The Crooked D"
-->'''Dr. Drakken:''' We've got a new team here. The genius and the lackwit!
-->'''Ron:''': ''(To Mr. Dr. P)'' Don't let him call you a lackwit!
* In ''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}'': "Into the Wild Green Yonder", Mr. Wong is talking to Fry in the presence of his daughter, Amy:
-->'''Mr. Wong:''' Can I be brutally honest, Fry? I always wanted a son.
-->'''Fry:''' That hurt, but I can take it.
* ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' does this when Luanne realizes she's become just like Hank regarding house rules. "Oh my god! I've become you!". Hank assumes she meant Bobby.
* ''WesternAnimation/CodeMonkeys'' does this when Noshi calls Todd a "fat homosexual with horn hat". Todd says that nobody talks to Black Steve that way.
* ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfTheGummiBears'': "A Tree Grows In Dunwyn"
-->'''Troll Leader:''' ''(Pointing at Tummi and Zummi)'' Take the fat one and the old one!
-->'''Tummi:''' Who are you calling old?
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Gravity Falls}}:''
--> '''Bill Cypher''': You're a lot smarter than you look, especially the fat one.\\
'''Soos''': ''(To Mabel)'' He's talking about you.
* Used cleverly in the ''WesternAnimtion/FairlyOddParents'' episode with Sparky's introduction, Jorgen, who works at the Fairyworld Pet Store where they find Sparky says "You don't want that one. He's not too bright". Timmy says that's not a nice thing to say about Sparky, but Jorgen says he was warning Sparky about Timmy. Then when they're leaving, Jorgen calls out "Good luck with the moron!" to which Timmy says "Thanks!". After they poof away, Jorgen comments "Once again, talking to the dog".
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