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Inglip
On January 8, 2011, the Internet became a channel to dark eldritch forces with designs for our unsuspecting material world.
No,
not those dark eldritch forces.
Thaaat's more like it. ◊
Lord Inglip is an internet meme started on
Reddit , interpreting reCAPTCHA codes as cryptic messages and commands from an
Eldritch Abomination . Contrary to the
usual feel of such a meme, however, Lord Inglip seems to have more...
understandable ◊ interests ◊ (for varying definitions of the term).
The saga is chronicled
here and in a
wiki . People interested in receiving the Dark Lord's words personally can consult
its church .
This meme provides examples of: Affably Evil : Despite its ruthless streak (dissenters are ordered decapitated, pureed, barbecued... ), Lord Inglip seems pretty generous ◊ to its faithful ◊ . It even mourns those who fall in its name ◊ . Anything That Moves Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence : Hinted at this comic strip that it may have been a mortal in its former life, or descended to the mortal plane for a time in some form. Eventually confirmed ◊ . Authority Equals Asskicking : Despite its fearsome army, Inglip needs no one to defend itself ◊ . Beethoven Was an Alien Spy : Henry VI , apparently ◊ The Berserker : Shaskel's ◊ followers are like this, possibly. Bizarre Alien Biology : Among other things, it feels mammals as emotions ◊ . Black Speech : Inglip's native tongue, Plasper ◊ . Blue and Orange Morality / Bunny-Ears Lawyer : Lord Inglip commands considerable respect and admiration, but its commands and requests ◊ can sometimes be somewhat ◊ odd ◊ . Body Horror : The Mantank is by far the most gory creature the dark lord has ever created. Part robotic tank part human cyborg , it stands several stories high and is made from sacrificed enemies including their souls. Brown Note : The word slasessa is Chydrego's weapon of choice. ◊ It is more potent if uttered by experienced priests. Cloudcuckoolander : Its commands ◊ can tend towards the strange ◊ and even whimsical ◊ . Cool and Unusual Punishment : If Inglip breaks from the usual cavalcade of straightforward bodily harm to traitors, it's usually something ◊ ...very ◊ very ◊ (warning: kinda NSFW ) creative ◊ . Cult : The Dectrip Faith, the adherents of which are called gropagas. Cute Bruiser : The Nyanja. ◊ Eldritch Abomination : Probably one itself, but it also commands a number of them, including the Lervidan . Eldritch Abominations Out Shopping : A major source of its appeal, which takes the edge off of its Evil Overlord tendencies. Inglip often shares details ◊ of its day-to-day life ◊ , and seems rather ◊ pleasant ◊ when it's not giving commands or dealing with dissent. Embarrassing First Name : Call it Inglinf at your own risk. ◊ Emotion Eater : ...Maybe ◊ ? The End of the World as We Know It : Unlike most cosmic horrors, this is something Lord Inglip is trying to prevent ◊ Palin University ◊ . Even Evil Has Loved Ones : Inglip's wife, Queen Ellinus and the rest of its family . Even The Subtitler Is Stumped : Sometimes ◊ . Evil Overlord : Inglip is also the ruler of its own country called Trathira which tend to have a habit of conquering places . Foreshadowing : Once considered an empty threat, Chydrego's promise of the Inglipse ◊ is now quite real, thanks to the outcome of the great captcha deity battle ◊ . Hanson : Three of Lord Inglip's prophets . Girl on Girl Is Hot / Lipstick Lesbian : saffica necessary . Go Mad from the Revelation : Happened to a Gropaga who asked too much about Shaskel High-Class Glass : nSIfo ◊ is a very polite greeting. Humongous Mecha : The Mantank and the Grigan ◊ . I Love the Dead :Inglip : the Nonalive
Improbable Weapon User : Aside from the seven falchions, gropagas have been commanded to use the trident-like sclivel ◊ and the pailbat ◊ . Jumped at the Call : Poor Estitedo... ◊ Katanas Are Just Better : Averted. It prefers falchions ◊ . Seven of them to be precise. Kill Sat : The Beam Scumany ◊ . Laser Blade : The newest weapon in the Grisidly Army's arsenal: the Xandit Lightsabers ! Manly Tears : For Garkee. ◊ Mix-and-Match Critters : The gropagas have a genetic engineering facility ◊ which most of the creatures it produces are amalgamations of different animal parts and some odd ones like a living tea pack with Pikachu appendages. The Multiverse : Over a hundred realities. ◊ Mundane Utility : The ability to possess people comes in handy when signing for packages ◊ . Mushroom Samba : Apparently "cracke" ◊ (not to be confused with crack) has this effect. Ninja : Lord Inglip has a personal squad of elite ninjas, the Fujin Edersix . Pardon My Klingon : Scrompla you ◊ , blesag! ◊ The Power of Rock : Improves morale ! One of Us : If Inglip were real, it ◊ totally ◊ would ◊ be ◊ . (Context for those not in the know, from first to last: Firefly , The Office , Twilight , and LAN parties.) It also seems quite averse to Internet Explorer ◊ , and it suggested watching ◊ Inception . Red Oni, Blue Oni : Inglip and Chydrego are both eldritch abominations who command mortals to do their bidding through captchas. Inglip prefers direct confrontation and brute force while Chydrego prefers trickery and mind control . Rule Of Cool : The Saga of Rad ◊ jumps ◊ . Rule 34 : Lord Inglip's a fan, apparently. Squick : Apparently even Inglip has its limits. ◊ invoked Take That : Against ◊ Zalgo . Troll : Apparently, Inglip is not above taking potshots ◊ at its minions ◊ . Or other people ◊ , for that matter. Chydrego and his followers also live for this purpose. The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny : The Great Battle of Trathira ◊ ended up pruning many of the captcha deities that had been cropping up. Well-Intentioned Extremist : As mentioned above, Inglip is trying to prevent the end-times ◊ . Its expansionism and accumulation of people and materiel is likely an effort towards this end. It also works toward Locisi, a time where all can coexist in peace and harmony ◊ . Xanatos Gambit : Chydrego pulled a masterful one here ◊ . No matter who won, he was poised to pick up the pieces, and is now once more the second-greatest threat to the Dark Lord, next to the savage Shaskel. Zombie Apocalypse : A source of troops for Inglip's army , along with sharks. And gay ghosts. And Tom Selleck clones.
◊Lord Inglip is an internet meme started on Reddit
, interpreting reCAPTCHA codes as cryptic messages and commands from an Eldritch Abomination. Contrary to the usual feel of such a meme, however, Lord Inglip seems to have more...understandable
◊ interests
◊ (for varying definitions of the term).The saga is chronicled here
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