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[[caption-width-right:228:Some variations on the theme.]]
A scene where it is made very clear that a character has found something so hot that they have to go somewhere where they can perform some [[ADateWithRosiePalms immediate self-service]].

Named from ''Series/{{Firefly}}'', where after he finds out [[HighClassCallGirl Inara]] will be servicing an attractive woman on the ship, [[TheBigGuy Jayne]] comments "I'll be in my bunk." and promptly exits stage left.

Compare GetARoom.
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!!Examples:

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[[folder: Literature ]]
* In ''[[Literature/PaladinOfShadows A Deeper Blue]]'' by Creator/JohnRingo, Katya was infiltrating a drug runner's boat by playing an airhead beach bunny dressed in a tiny bikini. Greznya (also dressed in a tiny bikini, this is a John Ringo book) was visiting the boat and passed along a message capsule through a bottle of vodka. To cover it, two of the girls got into a [[GirlOnGirlIsHot cat fight]]. The bad guy who had video surveillance of the entire boat told his boss "I'm sure they didn't pass anything to each other. I ran that clip a dozen times. Maybe more. Zoomed all over it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to my quarters..."

* In Nemesis of the ''Literature/HorusHeresy'', an Eversor Assassin reacts this way when he is first shown the crate of weapons the team will be using on their mission.
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[[folder: Live Action TV ]]

* TropeNamer: In the ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' episode "War Stories," Jayne's response to the discovery that Inara is going to be [[GirlOnGirlIsHot servicing a female counselor on board her shuttle]] is "I'll be in my bunk."
-->'''Zoe:''' Jayne! [[InnocentInnuendo Grab your weapon!]]
* The line is repeated by Casey, also played by AdamBaldwin, in the ''Series/{{Chuck}}'' episode "Chuck Versus The Broken Heart" when he sees his DistaffCounterpart do a sexy [[LockAndLoadMontage gun cleaning]].
* ''Series/{{Friends}}'':
** Rachael and Monica lose their apartment in a bet with Chandler and Joey, but finally get it back when they agree to kiss for a minute. The two guys then go into their rooms as soon as that is over.
---> '''Chandler:''' [[WorthIt Totally worth it!]]
---> '''Joey:''' [[TakeOurWordForIt That was one good minute!]]
---> '''Chandler:''' Good night!
---> '''Joey:''' Good night!
** The trope also manifests in an episode where Chandler asks Monica and Rachel for sexual advice. Monica's advice becomes ... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdK6LVDI3kg rather enthusiastic]]. When Monica finishes, totally orgasmic just from her description, she races off to her bedroom, Rachel races off to her own bedroom and Chandler races off to the bathroom.
* A notable example in ''{{Series/Seinfeld}}'' ("The Contest", about the four main characters wagering on who can go the longest without masturbating). Kramer loses his willpower almost instantly, just from catching a glimpse of Jerry's nude neighbor, and while he doesn't say much before he excuses himself from the room, he's back very quickly with his forfeit and the declaration "I'm out!"
* In an episode of ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', Marshall imagines going back in time to stop his 13-year-old self from smoking his first cigarette by giving him a picture of Lily, to which Young Marshall comments, "Wow, she's hot." Marshall tells his younger self that he will marry her in the future. Surprised and excited, Young Marshall runs off, saying "I'll be in my tent."
* In the ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' episode "The Perfect Mate", Riker says something close to the trope name after being kissed by the empathic metamorph:
-->''"Riker to bridge. If you need me, I'll be in holodeck four."''
* In an episode of ''SpinCity'', after Michael and Caitlin get hot and heavy (apparently, office small talk turns her on) only for her to leave in the middle of it, Michael sits down, sighs, looks at his hand and asks "So, how was your day?"
* In ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' when Amy is talking to Sheldon and starts fantasising. She runs to her bathroom to brush her teeth. Made funnier by the fact that in an earlier episode, she mentioned a vibrating toothbrush she uses in her "relaxation techniques for ladies". She calls it [[ICallHerVera Gerard.]]
-->''"I need to go brush my teeth. It might take a while."''
* In the 1970s TV Series ''HotLBaltimore'', a character who is implied to be gay by his "swish" demeanor and stereotypical gay mannerisms, mentions in one episode where he is "going into the toilet and meditate."
* In ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen'', when Herb is talking with Charlie about rumors of Alan's girlfriend Lindsey doing softcore porn, he excuses himself by going off to "take a shower". Later in the episode, he calls Charlie to inform him that he actually found said porn on Cinemax. Charlie ends the phone call by saying, "Okay Herb enjoy your shower".

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* ''ComicStrip/DykesToWatchOutFor'': After being turned down for sex by her husband Stuart (due to baby-related exhaustion), Sparrow gets up. When asked where she's going, she says, with full quote marks, "To 'take a shower'"
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[[folder: Video Games ]]
* In ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'', the Warden may ask Oghren how he feels about his wife cheating on him with another woman. The description of what he "can't help but" imagine them doing together ends with him telling the Warden that he needs a few minutes in his tent before they continue.
** In ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition'', The Iron Bull uses a qunari phrase that translates most closely to "I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect."
-->'''[[PlayerCharacter Inquisitor]]:''' You shouted ''that'' while a dragon was breathing fire at us?!
* In ''VideoGame/MassEffect1'', Ashley nearly uses this line verbatim if Shepard turns her down at Ilos.
* ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'''s description for the "[[LightNovel/DirtyPair Dirty Pear]]" effect:
--> ''Of all the suggestive fruits, none is more so than the pear. I mean, just... look at it. The top part, the... bottom part, the... I need a minute alone.''
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[[folder: Web Comics ]]
* Blatant in ''[[CaptainSNES Captain SNES: The Game Masta]]'': Alex, in a side story, is told Marle and other characters are kidnapped, and she tells him she will do anything if he rescues them. He runs into the bathroom, thinking about the things she would do with him.
* ''Webcomic/GrrlPower'': Invoked word for word in the margin sketch on [[http://www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/490 this page]], by Harem predictably enough, after Sydney promises to introduce Arianna to {{Hentai}}.
* In ''WebComic/MenageA3'', strip #319 (June 25, 2010, possibly marginally NSFW), when Gary and Zii see [=DiDi=] singing a French love song in a shirt that's too small for her:
-->'''Zii:''' I'll be in my room... uh... playing guitar.\\
'''Gary:''' Me too... uh... rubbing my ''earlobe''!
* ''{{Webcomic/Sunstone}}'''s Alan will sometimes have to head to the bathroom for some "alone time" when the sexual shenanigans of the main female cast get to be too much for him.
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[[folder: Web Original ]]
* Used in ''WebVideo/VisionOfEscaflowneAbridged'' when Folken is discussing the [[MsFanservice Incestuous Bisexual Ninja Catgirls]], and noting InUniverse all the FetishFuel they had.
-->'''Allen:''' Question, did they ever dress up in little maid outfits?\\
'''Folken:''' Once, For my birthday.\\
'''Allen:''' I'll be in my chambers, no visitors.
* ''TheQuestForGeekdom'': After Arthur has seen so many good looking men in his Top 12 Animated Hunks video, he needs to...take care of something.
* In ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'' Season 9, Grif says this line verbatim and walks back to Red base. Of course, being Grif, he's actually just going to try to sleep through the cataclysmic situation he's currently in.
* Spoken exactly by Nella in WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick review of ''Film/KateAndLeopold''.
* In the "Ninja Turtles" episode of ''WebAnimation/AfterHours'', Michael feels the need to drop everything and run to Blockbuster once somebody clues him in about "pseudo-porn for women" (also known as ''Series/SexAndTheCity'').
* [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]] directly quotes this during his ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII'' review, right after seeing [[HotTeacher Quistis]].
* One more than one occasion, [[Literature/WhateleyUniverse Phase]] has pulled a DiscretionShot about this, [[BreakingTheFourthWall stating outright that it was none of the readers' business]] what he was doing when he was alone in his bedroom. This is hardly surprising, give that, since he ''looks'' mostly female, he is expected to share the bathroom and showers with the freshmen girls in Poe Cottage - several of whom are supernaturally attractive.
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[[folder: Western Animation ]]
* After Molotov Cocktease lives up to her name in ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'', Brock-- with a very visible erection-- leaves the room to "take care of something".
* In ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', Brian invokes this trope not because he finds something arousing, but from sexual frustration after he's in a SexlessMarriage with Lois for a year, and Peter shows up the very day that Lois was going to consummate.
-->'''Lois''' I tell ya, Brian, it's a good thing Peter came back when he did. I was ready to push the beds together tonight and take you for a ride around the friggin' WORLD!!
-->'''Brian:''' ...I'll be in the basement.
-->'''Peter:''' Doing what?
-->'''Brian:''' What do you think?!
** Another example is fake trailer for a movie called "Masturbator And Commander" (a play on Film/MasterAndCommander) where the commander will be "out in a minute" during a battle.
* In a ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' sketch parodying ''WesternAnimation/ChipNDaleRescueRangers'' has the main male cast react this way to Gadget deciding to [[HalfDressedCartoonAnimal go half-naked]].
-->'''Dale:''' I have to go to the bathroom!
-->'''Monterrey Jack:''' I'm gonna take a quick shower!
-->'''Chip:''' I'll be in my room with the door locked!
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