"Hey! You can't be mean to my Waddle Dees! Only I can be mean to my Waddle Dees!"A subtrope of Aww, Look! They Really Do Love Each Other, and/or Friendship Moment, in which a character who frequently bullies or teases another is the first to stand up for them if they get the same treatment from anyone else. The time-honored cliche is "You can't do that to him/her. Only I can do that to him/her!" For example, Alice and Bob are going out, and Alice never misses a chance to call Bob a jackass. Then, one day, Bob screws up big time in front of Charlie, who calls Bob a jackass. Cue Unstoppable Rage from Alice. May include an impassioned speech on what Alice will do to Charlie if he ever dares disrespect Bob again... before the payoff that it's not because she doesn't want Bob to be abused, it's because doing so is her job, dammit! This dynamic can exist in all sorts of relationships, from couples to friends to, perhaps most commonly, siblings (combining Sibling Rivalry with Big Brother Instinct), or the unpopular but tolerated member of a group. Frequently a sign of Belligerent Sexual Tension, Vitriolic Best Buds, Tsundere, or Moral Myopia. Often a Jerk with a Heart of Gold trait. Compare The Only One Allowed to Defeat You, where a character's enemy will come to his or her defense if anyone else attacks him/her.
— King Dedede, Kirby's Epic Yarn
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- In Fruits Basket, Rin gets physical with Tohru and ever since their first meeting e.g. grabbing her by the collar, roughly rubbing her head, etc. The moment Kagura punches Tohru (and accidentally knocks her out) in frustration that she won't confess her feelings to Kyo so that Kagura wouldn't have to think about him anymore, Rin gets the angriest anyone has seen her in the story. Contains some Fridge Brilliance in that Rin acts that way because of how different her and Kagura are. Both have bad tempers, but Kagura does not know her own strength and frequently hurts others by accident when riled up. Rin knows that she isn't a serious danger to Tohru, but she can't trust Kagura to have the same discipline.
- In Oreimo, Kyousuke constantly jabs Manami about how normal and plain she is, but when Kirino offhandedly makes a similar remark about her, Kyousuke has this to say:
"I hate hearing someone other than me badmouthing her!"
- A Foreshadowing of sorts, this trope also (somewhat) applies to the Little Sister Heroine Kirino herself.When her friends Ayase and Kanako come over for a visit they hear her constantly berating Kyousuke (which the poor man overhears), but once Kanako adds her own words, Kirino stays silent instead of agreeing with her.
- In Taiyou No Ie Chihiro is complaining to her best friend Mao about how her love interest Oda is an idiot. Mao agrees, saying that he is an idiot. Chi quickly shoots back that Mao is not allowed to call him an idiot.
- Shannon Casull teases his little sister Pacifica mercilessly in Scrapped Princess, but he literally swears to oppose God Himself in her defence, even if it means the destruction of the world.
- Touch: In the first chapter, Minami gets angry because her friends are dissing Tetsuya. When they remind her that she constantly complains about Tetsuya, Minami replies it is different when she does it (justified because her friends were just mocking him. Minami berates him because she knows he is not an useless idiot but he wants everyone thinking he is).
- In Psyren, Fredrica often bullies Marie. However, when someone else threatens her, targets her, and/or makes her cry, she goes ballistic.
- Inui, who cruelly beats his brother, Saburou, nearly constantly, claims the world is too cruel for his brother, spouting, "I'm the only one allowed to hurt him!" But it comes out creepy as opposed to heartwarming...
- Skip Beat! invokes this trope in chapter 88 of the manga. Sho and Kyouko were once friends, but no one could call their current relationship "friendly." Yet when Sho's position as a top musician is threatened by a new band, Kyouko lashes out at the face of the band, and yells "I am the only one allowed to defeat him!" He can fall to the darkest depths, sure, but she has to be the one to put him there.
- A rather dark version of this happens in X1999. Despite murdering Subaru's beloved sister Hokuto as well as constantly trying to kill Subaru himself, Seishiro gives Subaru one of his eyes upon his death to replace the one he lost to Fuuma/Dark Kamui. The reason given is that he didn't want a mark left on Subaru that he himself didn't make.
- Ranma ½: Ranma and Akane are one of Rumiko Takahashi's most famous fictional couples, known for their Belligerent Sexual Tension, so it's no surprise that they've insulted each other more times than you can count. But when Kodachi's rival, Asuka, calls Ranma a fool, Akane gets pissed and actually has Ranma go out on a double date with Kodachi and Asuka to prove how handsome and cool he really is, despite being the jealous type. She even helps dress him up and follows them on the date to make sure everything goes smoothly! Which, of course, it doesn't.
- In Nabari no Ou, Raikou physically abuses Gau on a regular basis. When an unnamed mook hurts Gau, Raikou kills him and mutilates his dead body.
- In the later episodes of Hikaru no Go, Touya frequently employs this in regards to Shindou:
[heavy arguing between Touya and Shindou, Shindou storms off]
Customer: That Shindou really needs to learn his place. A mere first dan shouldn't argue against the young master.
Akira *enraged*: No matter how good you are, you're a first dan when you start off. Don't look down upon Shi ndou just because he's a first-dan! *strides away indignantly*
- Houou Gakuen Misoragumi
Kei: Why did you help me back there?
Yui: Because the only one allowed to make fun of you is me!
- Tomoe from Kamisama Kiss normally is sarcastic, rude and highly critical of just about anything Nanami does. But should anyone else insult her and/or criticize her he is quick to come to her defense.
- In the beginning of Pandora Hearts, Alice calls Oz her property and protects him from people who want to hurt him, but will consistently hit him herself.
Alice: Nobody touches my PROPERTY! And Oz is my manservant - therefore, he is my property!
- Vegeta plays with this occasionally in Dragonball Z with regards to Goku. He occasionally becomes very, very slightly concerned for Goku's safety when Goku goes off to fight someone else, even offering occasional bits of help and support - mostly because he believes if anyone's going to beat Goku in a fight, it should be him. This is most notable just before Vegeta's death in the Freeza saga, and the early stages of the Main Buu saga.
- He finally drops this attitude during the last part of the Buu saga.
- There's also one instance right after the Namek arc, when Chi Chi hires a tutor for Gohan. This tutor happens to be quite abusive towards Gohan, and when he starts calling Goku a delinquent absentee parent (Goku is missing following the fight with Frieza) Chi Chi decides she's had enough and promptly defenestrates the tutor.
- Dragon Ball Super has this dynamic pop up between Beerus and Champa of the Universe Survival arc. After learning that the Kais of the other universes held a meeting without inviting the Kai of Universe 7, he engages his own meeting with the other Gods of Destruction to make sure they weren't planning anything underhanded, and gets notably stressed once the topic moves to Beerus and by extention Goku, since they're scapegoating the entirety of Universe 7 for putting them through the tournament and slating them for destruction if they loose when both Champa and Vados know that Zen'o was planning on destroying them anyways until Goku reminded him of the tournament. When this claim falls deaf, he gets visibly irate at them disrespecting both his brother and Goku despite his intense rivalry with Beerus.
- Following the trend of characters saying things they don't mean and doing the opposite thing of what they say is Cowboy Bebop. During "Jupiter Jazz", sessions 12 & 13, Jet tries to convince Spike not to go after a bounty that has relation to The Red Dragon Syndicate and Julia, figures from Spike's past, but when Spike goes anyway, Jet warns Spike he better not come back on the Bebop unless he catches the bounty. At the end of the session 13, after Spike fails at catching the bounty, resulting in losing his trail on Vicious and Julia, Jet tells him to get back on the Bebop.
- Natsu and Gray from Fairy Tail start off as rivals, but when Gray becomes The Lancer of the Five-Man Band they still fight all the time, unless someone else is threatening them, then they forget their squabbles and unify against whoever it is. Once Gray calms down somewhat, Natsu starts doing this with Gajeel.
- In one episode of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, Professor Chronos vehemently defends the Osiris Dorm from Napoleon, and then chews him out thoroughly for insulting them, yelling, "I'M the only one who gets to call these worthless students worthless!" (Of course, this was likely the point where he went from a reluctant ally of the protagonists to a full-fledged one.)
- Ano Ko Ni Kiss To Shirayuri Wo provides a non-bullying example; Yukina chastises Towako in private for sabotaging the Gardening Club, but refuses to let the student council say anything critical about her. Since Yukina and Towako are in the same hierarchy, this trope is given connotations of 'providing a united front'.
- In Secret Wars, one of Marvel's first Crisis Crossovers, tensions rise between the X-Men and the other Marvel heroes out of distrust (though most of them have worked with the X-Men in the past at least once, so they really should have known better). When Hawkeye gets in Cyclops' face, Wolverine cuts in and says, "Cyclops might be a jerk, but he's our jerk!"
- A recurring trope for the Thing of the Fantastic Four — he will constantly threaten, shove around, fight with, and even beat up the Human Torch, but the moment anyone else lays a finger on him, Ben will exclaim "no one hits Matchstick but me!" and will not stop until the villain has been pummeled thoroughly. Johnny Storm reciprocates similarly — he is constantly making fun of and playing cruel pranks on the Thing while showing little to no sensitivity about his monstrous appearance, but will furiously leap to his defense if anyone else hurts Ben's feelings.
- Throughout most of the Fantastic Four's history, the Thing was harassed and teased by his former gang on Yancy Street who tended to call him a "sell out"; however, they often helped him and the rest of his team if a villain was giving them trouble on their turf, claiming "that's our job" on such occasions. (They really didn't mean it, anyway.)
- The Marvel Universe crossover Maximum Security featured US Agent, now working for a Cape Busters force called S.T.A.R.S., co-opting The Avengers and being his usual abrasive self, utterly contemptuous of these so-called heroes. At the end, when he rejects Cap's offer of friendship, one of his S.T.A.R.S. colleagues says "You told 'em, sir. Who do they think they are?" and gets slammed against the side of their aircraft. You do not talk like that about the Avengers to US Agent.
- In Battlefields, Garth Ennis has a storyline about a group of German soldiers during the invasion of Russia. One of them has a large nose, so the others in the unit call him "Kosher," and tease him endlessly, to which he always responds by telling them to fucking stop calling him that or he'll kick the shit out of the next person who does. Then one day a new soldier to the unit jokingly calls him Kosher. The newbie finds himself staring at a knife being held less than an inch away from his face. "See those assholes? They can call me that because they're my friends and I like them. I don't like you and you can't call me that." The squad sergeant had to break it up before the newbie got killed.
- In The Sandman, Cain goes absolutely berserk when The Kindly Ones kill Abel. Abel dies a lot of times in the series, always killed by Cain, of course. Abel also takes the event very badly judging by his last words, since it's not like he likes Cain killing him on a near-constant basis, but that's the way their story has always gone. When The Kindly Ones do it he gets upset, exclaiming that they don't even know him.
- In an Archie Comics story, Mr. Lodge and Smithers feel sorry for Betty over how mean Veronica often is to her. Hoping to prevent further hurt, they conspire to make Betty think Veronica is shunning her. After setting the devastated Betty straight, Veronica furiously castigates her father and butler for what they've done: "If you can't insult your best friend, who can you insult? But not you! Me!"
- In the Death Note fic A Cure for Love Light becomes very angry and upset when someone else tries to kill L.
- Advice and Trust: When Shinji loses a Strip Chess match against Pen Pen (long story) and becomes its butler for one month, Asuka wins him back because she will not put up with him slaving at the whims of a bird. When Misato asks if she is fine with Shinji slaving at her whims, she replies that is how it works.
Asuka: "Baka Shinji's mine, not some cheeky penguin's servant! I will not see him forced to slave at the whims of a bird!"
Misato: "But you're just fine with him slaving at your whims?"
Asuka: "Well, duh. That's the way things are supposed to go. He's mine. He belongs to me,"
- From the Death Note AU Those Who Stand for Nothing Fall for Anything:
L: No one takes the piss out of Light apart from me.
- Many (if not most) Fairly Oddparents fics that feature Timmy/Vicky have Vicky defending Timmy because only she's allowed to make him miserable.
- Mentioned in the South Park fanfic "How Cartman Stole Christmas".
Kyle was his to torment and his alone.
- Arthur is often rude to Merlin in The Student Prince, but he gets protective when Lady Viva acts rudely to Merlin, promptly turning her down and shutting her out of their room.
- In Truthfully, nobody is allowed to beat up on the Avengers without Loki's permission, nor without following his rules pertaining to it. God help you if you try actually killing any of them.
- The Miraculous Ladybug fic Name Drop has this exchange between Plagg and Tikki, though it turns into straight-up Hypocritical Humor by the end.
Tikki: Look at what happened to Adrien! You told him and he immediately started acting like an… like an… idiot!Plagg: Hey! Let’s get one thing straight, bugaboo… Adrien is an idiot. The fact that he failed to deduce Ladybug’s identity without me screaming it at him is proof of that. But I am responsible for that idiot day in, day out, and I am the only one who gets to call him that!Tikki: …Alright, I suppose that was out of line… no need to bring the kids into this-Plagg: Besides, if anyone is the idiot here, it’s Marinette!Tikki: …Excuse me?Plagg: (mocking imitation of Marinette's voice) "Oh Chat Noir, we simply can’t know each other’s identities because… um… uh… oh jeez gotta go!"
- Another Miraculous Ladybug story, Old Stories New Discoveries, has Marinette, after she and the rest of the class have found out Adrien's secret, furiously standing up for her partner after Chloe calls him "that mangy cat", before muttering that she's the only one who gets to call him that.
- In Harry Hibiki and the Philosopher's Stone Kodachi wraps Draco Malfoy up in her ribbon after he insults Tatewaki.
Kodachi: No one calls Brother Dear an idiot except me.
Films — Animated
- In Rise of the Guardians, Bunnymund has no qualms mocking Jack about his lack of believers. But the moment Pitch does the same thing, Bunny immediately tries to attack him for it.
- Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker sees the Joker unintentionally invoke this, as far as part of his Villainous Breakdown, he screams at Terry McGinnis that he isn't Batman. As far as the Joker is concerned, no matter how skilled or professional you are, and no matter how you piss him off, Bruce Wayne is the only Batman.
Films — Live-Action
- In Money Train Wesley Snipes' character will be the first to call his adopted brother a fuck up... but god help anyone else who does it in front of him. Hell he won't even allow his adopted brother to say it about himself. He even angrily says to his adopted brother that he "keeps fucking up" rather than he "is a fuck up" when his adopted brother admits he is one.
- In Mean Girls:
Janis: This is Damian. He's almost too gay to function.
- Cady innocently repeats this to the Plastics, then follows it up by thinking "Uh-oh. Maybe it's only okay when Janis says that." And then later:
Damian:(outraged) Too gay to function?Janis: It's only okay when I say that!
- Cady innocently repeats this to the Plastics, then follows it up by thinking "Uh-oh. Maybe it's only okay when Janis says that." And then later:
- The scene from Animal House where Neidermeyer is riding roughshod on Flounder in ROTC training:
Otter: He can't do that to our pledges!Boon: Only we can do that to our pledges.
- In The Goonies, there is a deleted scene where the bully Troy is going to punch Mikey when Brand stops him, saying, "Nobody hits my brother except me."
- In Hot Shots!, Admiral Bensen beats up one of the corrupt weapons dealers who sabotaged the pilots' planes.
Benson:You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots... and that's my job!
- Shaolin Soccer: The monks are all creeped out by Mui's new, bizarre look and make jokes that she's a ghost. When Mui's overbearing boss arrives and insults her appearance, the monks all rush to her defense and castigate the employer, saying that she looks beautiful.
- Invoked in the live-action Garfield film. When the evil pet owner, Happy Chapman tortures Odie with a Shock Collar, Garfield is visibly disgusted by Chapman's actions.
Garfield: Hey, nobody gets to mistreat my dog like that except me!
- Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan is constantly abrasive towards Forrest, verbally abusing him at every turn in a "George and Lennie" fashion. However, he completely loses his cool when a pair of escorts he's invited over to celebrate New Year's with begin calling Forrest "stupid" and immediately tells them to get lost.
- In Guardians of the Galaxy, Drax does this in the climax; not one minute after he calls Gamora a whore, Nebula appears... And Drax angrily shoots her mid-rant for insulting Gamora.
- Romantic variation in The Addams Family (although given the nature of Gomez and Morticia's relationship, this is open to interpretation):
Morticia: Don't torture yourself, dear. That's my job.
- In A Brother's Price, Corelle has lots of complaints regarding her brother Jerin. He talks too posh, he doesn't wear the right clothes ... but when some woman dares imply that Jerin would be lucky if a noblewoman like her would deign to marry him, Corelle is enraged. Justified in that this is an insult to (social standing of) the whole family, but it's also clear that Corelle won't let someone outside the family insult her brother.
- The picture book Julius the Baby of the World by Kevin Henkes is built around this trope: the jealous older sister, Lily, comes to terms with her new baby brother when she hears her cousin insult him and springs to his defense.
- In the third Harry Potter book, Ron ends up getting detention from Professor Snape, after criticising Snape for calling Hermione a know-it-all when she answers a question. It is mentioned that Ron calls Hermione a know-it-all about twice a week.
- Justified in that Snape is a teacher and his insulting Hermione is different from her peers doing the same. Still an example, as Ron doesn't seem aware of this.
- In the Witches series of Discworld, the many branches of the Ogg family are locked in a neverending, complicated feud, but if one member ever hears a stranger badmouth a member of the family, then the Oggs will forget their differences and unite to punish the troublemaker.
- Another Discworld example:
Vimes: Detritus is not my property. If I don't need a passport, neither does he.Detritus: You know, if it's gonna be a problem, I don't mind-Vimes: Shut up, Detritus. You are a free citizen of Anhk-Morpork. That is an order.
- Archchancellor Ridcully has a similar view to his people.
Ridcully: How dare you, sir! Continue, Mr Collabone!Collabone: I, I, I—Ridcully: That is an order, Dr Collabone!note
- Carrot interprets Vimes' feelings about Vetinari as more or less this (kind of straddling the fine line between this trope and The Only One Allowed to Defeat You):
"I think he's got a sort of soft spot for the Patrician, in his way. He once said that if anyone was going to kill Vetinari he'd like it to be him."
- Vimes even feels this way about Ankh-Morpork itself:
"Listen, if anyone ever sets fire to this city, it's going to be me."
- Another Discworld example:
- The book series "Cut & Run" has main characters Ty and Zane insult and annoy each other and, as a trigger for beginning a romantic (but dysfunctional) relationship, attack each other in a full-blown physical brawl, Ty even attempting to break Zane's nose. The rest of the series involves the two defending each other from various antagonists while consistently pissing each other off.
- When they first meet in A Song of Ice and Fire, Jaime and Brienne refer to each other exclusively as Kingslayer and wench, respectively. Later in their relationship, he only calls her a wench when she frustrates him. In the fourth book, after they go their separate ways, he encounters someone who knew her and has a variety of unpleasant things to say on the matter, including calling her a wench. So he punches the man out. With a metal fist, at that.
Jaime: You are speaking of a highborn lady, ser. Call her by her name. Call her Brienne.
- Tywin Lannister and Walder Frey don't seem to have any sincere affection for their offspring, dealing out backhanded compliments and outright belittlement at every opportunity, but both of them will respond with utter ruthlessness to any outsider that dares slight a member of their families.
- In Myth Directions, Skeeve makes a promise without thinking, immensely complicating the book's plot. His master Aahz has plenty to say about it, but when somebody else makes the same point, Aahz snarls at them; he's the only one who's allowed to criticize his apprentice.
- Yeah, only you're not allowed to criticize Mrs. Miller-Jones's cooking. On account of only Junie B. Jones can do that. So there. And I mean it!
- Hostage Girl is furious when another Supervillain injures Razor X in a fight; "Raze is my enemy, nobody gets to hurt her but me!" She does realize the sheer dysfunctional idiocy of this thought.
- In Firefly, Mal calls Inara a whore all the time. But he's also the first to defend her if anyone else calls her (or implies she is) a whore. He later states that while he loathes and insults her job, he's not insulting the woman herself and actively tries to protect her professional reputation (just never to her face). On the other hand, the person who triggered his Hypocritical Heartwarming was treating Inara herself (instead of her job) like a whore, and even a slave. And mutually, their Volleying Insults could range from overprotectiveness, a defensive mechanism against rejection, or just an act to annoy each other.
- In All in the Family, Archie is rude and uncouth, speaking down to Mike (who he calls "Meathead") frequently, calling Edith a "Dingbat" and yelling at her, and getting into nasty verbal conflicts with his neighbor George. But if anyone else insulted them, there'd be hell to pay.
- In Star Trek: The Original Series, McCoy is always trying to get an emotional rise out of Spock, but in the episode "Plato's Stepchildren," McCoy jumps to Spock's defense when powerful aliens force him to cry and to laugh. And in other episodes he's usually the first to jump to Spock's defense any time anyone attacks or insults him, possibly because his issues with Spock are more of a giant angry moral debate while other people tend to be full racism.
- The A-Team: Although it's never expressly stated, it's pretty obvious that B.A. is the only one who's allowed to be mean to Murdock and Face. He frequently verbally abuses them and threatens them with physical violence (Murdock is his main target, but Face gets quite a bit of this too, at times). And then you'll get a scene where the team is facing the slimeballs of the week; Murdock and Face, the physically weaker half of the team, frequently find themselves fighting a mook who's too big for them to handle. Cue B.A., who proceeds to knock the sucka's lights out. Five minutes later he's back to insulting Murdock and Face and threatening to beat them up himself. Happens every few episodes.
- In one episode of Clarissa Explains It All, Ferguson becomes a victim of the school bully, and Clarissa stands up for him saying, "He's my brother. If anyone's going to clobber him, it's going to be me!"
- In another episode, Ferguson gets a new rich friend who Clarissa discovers is her secret admirer and is only using Ferguson to get to her. When trying to figure out how to tell Ferguson gently, Clarissa declares, "I don't want him crushed, only slightly dented!"
- Megan does this on two occasions in Drake & Josh. In the first, she helps acquit Drake of a prank he didn't commit, and when Drake asks why she's helping him, Megan replies, "Because you're my brother, and I can tell you're sad and scared and upset, and I can't stand to see you that way...unless I cause it." In the second, Megan initially didn't like Mindy before she became Josh's girlfriend because she made him miserable...and that's Megan's job.
- Married... with Children:
- Al's attitude towards Peg is indifferent at best and rather insulting at worst; however, he has been know to react with violence towards anyone who insults or makes any indecent moves towards her. Peg returns the favor occasionally, in one episode giving a Traumatic Haircut to a woman she suspects of seducing Al. (Unfortunately, she did not.)
- Bud and Kelly show this too, fighting each other like Cain and Abel most of the time, Bud often making fun of how easy she is while Kelly mocks his bad luck with women, but in some episodes, they protect each other vigilantly. In one where a boy tries to get fresh with Kelly, only to be kicked out of her car and sent walking home, he meets Bud and consoles with him; Bud pretends to sympathize, then hugs him, not mentioning he had just been with a girl who had chicken pox. In another episode, Bud is set up for a Prank Date by a girl and humiliated; Kelly punishes the girl by tying her up in a school hallway wearing only a towel with Buck's leash tied to the towel (and then calling for Buck as she and the other students enter, at which point the end credits start).
- In Even Stevens Ren never hesitates to call Louis an idiot. However, after failing a band audition (big time) the guy judging it called Louis an idiot. Ren then told him that the only person allowed to call him an idiot is her.
- In an episode of Family Matters, Laura dumps a boyfriend because he starts making fun of her brother the same way she does.
- She also blasts anyone who dares to badmouth Urkel, despite the fact that she herself can't stand him most of the time.
- There's an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond where Ray ends up in a rivalry against Peggy, the obnoxious den mother of the Frontier Girls troop that Ray's daughter is a member of (to elaborate, Peggy has a history of bullying the other scouts' parents—to the point where they're terrified of her—in order to get choice spots to sell cookies, thus guaranteeing that she herself will win the top prizes). Ray is apparently the first parent to stand up to her, and she reacts by trying to pull his sales table away from him in public and push him onto the ground. Ray's wife Debra shows up and tells Peggy to back off. At first one is inclined to think that Debra, who usually bullies and physically abuses Ray a lot herself, is going to finally redeem herself...but then as soon as Peggy is out of sight, Debra goes back to bullying Ray, and starts sneering at him (and in later episodes such as "A Date for Peter", she uses the events of this episode to make fun of him in public). Apparently, she didn't really object to Ray being bullied...she merely objected to someone else bullying him, because she apparently views him as being her property (emphasized when she tells Peggy "if you've got a problem, you bring it up with me" as if Ray isn't his own person, and is merely just one of her possessions).
- Borderline example. In Supernatural no one is allowed to call Sam 'Sammy' except for Dean.
Lucifer: No one dicks with Michael...but me.
- "He's the only one who gets to call me that." Awwwww.
- The easiest way to identify bad guys is that they are people who call him "Sammy." Even Lucifer was sympathetic until he called Sam "Sammy." After that, he had to die.
- When Castiel throws a Holy Oil Molotov cocktail at Michael, making him dissipate temporarily, Lucifer, Michael's brother, is enraged. Before snapping his fingers and obliterating Castiel, he defends his brother.
- "He's the only one who gets to call me that." Awwwww.
- In That '70s Show, Hyde didn't like Jackie at all earlier into the series and would often insult her. But when a guy Jackie shows interest in to make Hyde jealous calls her a "bitch," Hyde punches the guy in the face.
- In Glee, Rachel is tricked by her boyfriend Jesse into getting egged by Vocal Adrenaline - genuinely upsetting for Rachel, since 1) she's a vegan and 2) Jesse took the opportunity to break up with her. The boys from New Directions immediately mobilize to go kick Vocal Adrenaline's asses - including Kurt, who angrily insists that "Rachel is one of us! We're the only ones who get to humiliate her."
- And then there's the moment when all the Glee guys, even the ones who used to bully Kurt, defend him in front of Karofsky.
- On NCIS, Tony gets to insult McGee. You don't get to insult McGee. Tony does. Not you.
- Pretty much the whole team can be like this. It is part of what makes them True Companions.
- On Blake's 7, despite claiming to despise Vila, when Avon finds out that Tarrant is likely to get him killed, Avon threatens to kill him.
- On The Vampire Diaries brothers Damon and Stefan Salvatore may hate each other and mess with each other all the time, but woe betide anyone else who tries to hurt or kill the other.
- On Arrested Development, Michael gets this way when his new girlfriend/PR manager insults the other Bluths. Subverted in that he only defends her until she picks on his son, at which point he leaves her at the mercy of his sister and his mother.
- In one Bones episode, Booth is watching Cam argue with her sister. When the sister turns on him, he raises his voice at her, and Cam snaps at him and the two leave for lunch while Cam comments that he needs to calm down.
- Black Books has a half-dying Bernard (having had to look after himself for a whole day) snap out of it when he hears that Manny is being bullied by his new boss. "How DARE you? Don't you touch a hair on that boy's head! Have you no respect? He's mine! Get your own human plaything, you quartz-brained little cream puff!"
- On Home Improvement, Brad and Randy say that anyone who calls Mark a dork for wearing glasses will have to answer to them, because they are the only ones allowed to call him a dork.
- On Cheers, Harry the Hat showed up frequently to swindle money out of the patrons and staff of the bar, but at times, he helped them out, partly out of sentiment, and partly to protect them from operators and crooks even more unscrupulous than himself, noting "I don't like the idea of someone else plucking my pigeons."
- While Frasier Crane will happily mock, belittle and humiliate his little brother Niles all day long, he hates Niles's wife Maris with a burning passion because of her abusive treatment of her husband. Occasionally expressed by Frasier encouraging Niles to stand up for himself, and then yelling at him and bossing him around while telling him precisely how to do so.
- In the pilot episode of The Inspector Lynley Mysteries, the fiery, sarcastic Detective Sergeant Havers - who doesn't even like her partner DI Lynley at this point - immediately takes offense at the accusations leveled against him by an old partner of Lynley's, with whom he had parted on rather unfriendly terms. And she does this while conveniently ignoring the fact that, just hours earlier, she had been levelling those same accusations at him! This proves to be an excellent indicator of their future relationship.
- Friends: Occasionally Monica about Chandler. Like when they're having photos taken.
Monica: "Chandler, what is wrong with your face? It's meant to say Geller and Bing to be married, not local woman saves drowning moron!"Photographer: *Laughing*Monica: "Hey! Don't laugh at him, he's my drowning moron."Chandler: *Smiles*
- In Absolutely Fabulous Edina and Patsy constantly belittle Edina's daughter, Saffron. Patsy goes as far as wishing Edina had an abortion. But Edina is often a bitch to Saffy. However, when Saffy revealed that the man who was coming onto her was married and she didn't want his attention. Edina decked the man and yelled "STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER"
- Leverage features this with Vitriolic Best Buds Eliot and Hardison. When the Villain of the Week tries to throw Hardison off the roof:
Eliot: Nobody throws Hardison off a roof. Except maybe me.
Mycroft: Oh, shut up, Mrs. Hudson!Sherlock and John: [In unison, outraged] MYCROFT!Mycroft: Apologies.Mrs. Hudson: Thank you.Sherlock: [To Mrs Hudson] Though do, in fact, shut up.
- In the Scrubs episdode "My New Suit", Dr Cox and Dr Kelso have a brief moment of camaraderie, and then Kelso hates Cox more than ever. Dr Cox can't understand what happened.
Cox: All I remember is we were both making fun of our kids, and bam, he stuck me with Ted.Jordan: No, you made fun of your kid, he made fun of his kid ... and then you made fun of his kid.
- Also, while Cox is always insulting and belittling JD and Elliot, he smacks down any strangers who try to do the same thing, and consistently defends them against Kelso. However, he doesn't care when their other superiors torment them (or in JD's case, the Janitor).
- In Community, Jeff declares that "Greendale is our toilet, and no one craps in it but us!" at one point to get the rest of the study group riled up to save the day. Also, the study group declaring Britta "the worst" or otherwise making fun of her is very common, but when Mr. Rad, the glee club teacher, yells it at her, the entire group snaps out of their gleeful musical haze to defend her.
Jeff: HEY!Troy: You do not get to call Britta the worst!
- Jeff may dislike the Dean but he took action after finding out he'd been kidnapped
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer: In the episode "Triangle" Willow and Anya have been constantly arguing, until they must unite to defeat a troll released by Willow's spell gone awry.
Willow: I have faith in you, Anya. There is NOBODY you cannot piss off.
- Vicious: In the finalé, Freddie ceases insulting his partner, Stuart, to stand up for him and admit his love for him when Stuart comes out to his mother and she turns on him. The niceness between them lasts all of thirty seconds:
Stuart: Did Freddie Thornhill just use the word love?
Freddie: You're so desperate, clinging to every kind word tossed you way. It's very unattractive, Stuart, so why don't you get us some drinks, and stop standing there with your mouth gaping open like a cheap Italian fountain?!
- Malcolm in the Middle:
- Reese mocks and beats up Malcolm and bullies Dewey all the time, but if anyone else calls them names or tries to pick on them, he takes it as his duty to kick the offender's ass in retaliation.
- None of the kids get along too well with their mother Lois, and while they generally enjoy seeing her get taken down a peg, when the Obnoxious In-Laws drive her to tears, they all immediately step up to get revenge on them.
- In Game of Thrones, Tywin Lannister despises his son Tyrion yet refuses to tolerate anyone else mocking or harming him. This has nothing to do with Tyrion and everything to do with the fact that anyone who wrongs him is defying the power and authority of House Lannister, which Tywin will not allow.
- Gareth's Establishing Character Moment in Chef! is him delivering an epic rant to his subordinates, making it clear that he's Surrounded by Idiots, and then leaving the kitchen to deliver an even more epic rant to a customer for denigrating the work of these highly-trained and hard-working professionals.
- In Supergirl, Cat Grant is the only one allowed to be mean to her employees. Everyone else had better damn well treat them with the respect they deserve, as her mother learns when she's rude to Kara.
- One episode of Outlander has Claire joining some MacKenzie men on a rent-collecting tour and constantly getting insulted and belittled by them along the way. Towards the end of the episode, when she's patching them up after a tavern brawl, it turns out that the brawl was caused by some other men insulting Claire's honour and all of them jumping to her defense. They explain that she is a guest of their Laird, so they can insult her all they want, but for anyone else to do is a slight against the MacKenzie clan as a whole.
- The entire Reno Sheriffs Department on Reno 911! will frequently make fun of Dept. Weigel, and at times, will play some rather cruel pranks on her, but if they're also very protective of her, and will go after anyone who they see as a potential threat to her safety (considering that she's usually not competent enough to see the threat herself).
- In Shadowhunters, Simon and Raphael rarely get along, and Simon hates being a vampire, but the second a werewolf shoves Simon, Raphael and the other vampires immediately jump to his defense.
- In Mystery Science Theater 3000 visiting circus conman PT Mindslap offers to buy Jonah and the Bots off of Kinga and Max. They refuse on the grounds they see through his scam (there is no actual circus performance and they'd be slaves in the kitchens) and if anyone is going to exploit them, it's Kinga.
- An old strip of Garfield had Garfield smack into next week a cat that beat up on Odie, claiming "No one beats up Odie but me!"
- In an early strip of For Better or for Worse, Michael roughs up a friend of his who made Elizabeth cry, saying, "No one makes my baby sister cry except me!"
- In Blondie nobody except Dagwood's Mean Boss Mr. Dithers is allowed to yell at, kick, fire, or otherwise abuse Dagwood, period. Dithers has been known to resort to violence to enforce that rule.
- Inverted: When Beetle Bailey hears that Sergeant Snorkel has beaten up a private from another company, he becomes outraged and tries to report him for infidelity.
- In Fire Emblem The Sacred Stones, Colm repeatedly tells his childhood best friend she's useless and getting in the way on the battlefield, causing her to cry. Which is something nobody else is allowed to do, only he is allowed to make her cry.
- In Costume Quest, your character doesn't exactly agree that their twin is their best friend. But when that twin is kidnapped by monsters, you go straight after them (admittedly, part of that is not wanting to be grounded), and at one point declare that your sibling is, while smelly, annoying, and wearing an embarrassing costume, "mine to terrorize, not yours!"
- In Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, after Bowser frees the Goomba squadron imprisoned by Fawful, he says "Don't mess with my minions! Only I do that."
- Portal 2 has GlaDOS frequently calling Chell fat and mocking on the fact that she seems to be an orphan - but when they team up against Wheatley and he uses the same insults, GlaDOS responds with: "What exactly is wrong with being adopted? [...] Also, look at her you moron. She's not fat." Subverted a few seconds later when she whispers to Chell that she is adopted, And That's Terrible, and that she's only defending Chell to annoy Wheatley, because his insults, while technically the same thing, are just crude compared to hers.
Wheatley: Alright, it seems that being civil isn't motivating you, so let's try things her way! Huh? Fatty! Adopted fatty! Fatty-fatty no-parents!
- When Pram tries bullying Mickey in Makai Kingdom, Volvagia's two other heads quickly butt in and defend him, noting that the only people who get to bully Mickey are them.
- King Dedede in Kirby's Epic Yarn, as seen in the page quote.
- In Ar Tonelico Qoga, Aoto claims no one can bully Finnel except him. This carries way more subtext than usual, since Finnel is a hardcore submissive and gets off on being bullied.
- In Dragon Age II, Carver's dislike of magic is due to an inferiority complex due to being a Muggle Born of Mages, which doesn't help his rivalry with his elder sibling if they are also a Mage. That said, when Fenris insults Mage Hawke by claiming that Mages are always power-hungry, a furious Carver quickly steps in to defend their sibling.
- In Batman: Arkham Asylum, The Joker berates Batman for beating up Harley Quinn, only to state that it's his hobby.
- The titular hero displays this behavior in the Rance h-game series. Rance will bully his slave girl Sill Plain from dawn 'till dusk and take liberties with just about every woman he meets, but if you hurt a woman "for real" when he's anywhere nearby, nothing that exists will save you from his Unstoppable Rage.
- In Guacamelee!, when the villain Flame Face was still alive, he used to set people on fire to please the Devil. When he died, he found out the hard way that the Devil was the exact opposite of pleased. Causing pain and suffering is his job! As punishment, he cursed Flame Face with an eternally flaming head, which is how he got the name.
- In one of the Expanded Universe Overwatch comics, focusing on Junkrat and Roadhog, Junkrat is seen constantly insulting Roadhog for being fat, but as soon as one cop tells another to "keep an eye on the fat one", Junkrat immediately flies into a rage.
Junkrat: DID YOU JUST CALL MY FRIEND FAT, YOU PIG?!
- In Tales of Vesperia a variation happens between Flynn and Yuri. Flynn is noted to be the most humble of characters (even more so in the Updated Re-release which gives him more spotlight) and yet his reaction to Yuri doing the exact same thing as him is of sheer rage that he would put himself down. Yuri also sometimes slides into this when interacting with others due to his minor Tsundere nature - as Estelle notes often, Yuri isn't good at being honest with his feelings so tends to tease and give backhanded compliments to his True Companions. But if anyone goes after his friends, he's the first one to their defence.
- a2 ~a due~: One of the orchestra members has a moment of this for Hao, as he helps protect both Hao and Sona from a bunch of thugs.
Percussion player: The only one who can make fun of our conductor is me!
- Bad Machinery: Jack's sister is quite clear about this after she realises that he's being bullied when he comes home with a black eye:
Jessica: Jack, maybe I have pushed you round a bit over the years. But no one messes with my personal punchbag.
- In Cheap Thrills, Jeordie is angry that Bruce's little brother threw a rock at his little brother, since if anyone's going to throw rocks at Faris it'd better be him.
- El Goonish Shive: Ellen's typical approach to Elliot, largely because she used to 'be' Elliot. Elliot actually feels worse when Ellen doesn't tease him because he counts on it to help him through the craziness that has taken over his life (as in "It can't be that bad if we're joking about it.")
- Hunter from Grim Trigger does this in book 5 when he exclaims that only he can hurt Tage.
- In Narbonic, Helen fears Titus is going to tell Dave he's a mad genius, and tells him NOBODY. TOUCHES. DAVE. BUT. ME.
- Most of the core cast of Something*Positive manifest this trope at various points, especially Davan, Aubrey and PeeJee.
- In Sluggy Freelance, Bun-Bun dislikes very much those who mess with his "nerder" (aka the main cast).
- When we first meet Dominic Deegan's older brother Jacob, it turns out that he was the one who horribly mutilated Lord Siegfried a few strips earlier. In his own words:
"He beat the hell out of my little brothers. Only I get to do that."
- This would be a lot less hypocritical and a lot more heartwarming if Jacob wasn't considerably more of a villain than Siegfried ever was; ol' Siggy might be an insensitive racist jerk with an anger-management problem, but you don't see him casually murdering people so he can play with Animate Dead. Dominic loudly calls Jacob out on this fact at the time.
- In A Very Potter Musical, Draco insults Ginny, causing Ron To say "She may be a pain in the ass, but she's my pain in the ass."
- Michael Buckly, in his webseries What The Buck, said something of this nature after reading harsh criticisms of Selena Gomez.
- from Red vs. Blue Season 2:
Church: From now on, if anyone makes my girlfriend cranky and psychotic, it's going to be me.
Tex: Aww, that's sweet.
Church: Shut up, bitch.
- In There Will Be Brawl, Captain Falcon gets an epic moment when Pit is harmed. He says something similar to, "The only hand allowed to harm my angel's face is mine!" Cue Falcon Punch.
"I may have held mercy for you, but there is only one fist that may bruise the face of my angel."
- Batman and Superman in I'm a Marvel... and I'm a DC, as noted in this conversation.
Spiderman: Wow. Supes must mean a lot to you for you to go all this trouble to find him.
Batman: 'Supes' is a headstrong, naive idiot without the least bit of common sense for these situations.
Batman: But only I'm allowed to say that.
Spiderman: (meekly) Yes sir.
- Parody Janeway from SF Debris has a simple rule: Only she gets to make the lives of her crew a living hell. Anyone else trying to get in on it is in serious trouble, except possibly Neelix and that's because she gets to torment him too.
- Vegeta's relationship with his father is shown as this through Two Saiyans Play and Dragonball Z Abridged, but encapsulated best when he talks with Yajirobe.
Vegeta: You... you cut through my armor! This was a gift from my father!Yajirobe: I'm sorry, I'm sure your father was a great man.Vegeta: I hated my father!Yajirobe: Oh, well then I'm sure he was a total prick.Vegeta: [attacks Yajirobe] How dare you talk about my father like that!
- In Welcome to Night Vale, Cecil's attitude towards Night Vale increasingly becomes this as the incursion from StrexCorp continues: "Parade Day" has him claim "Tamika led a great revolt to rid our town of a terrible evil, and restore the original less-terrible evil that preceded it", and "Old Oak Doors Part B" has him defend Kevin's dismissive attitude towards the town's strangeness with "This is our town! And it is terrible. But it is ours. And we... we are fighting for it!".
- In Noob, the guildmaster of Relic Hunter may be a Mean Boss, but he will get mad if the female Mad Bomber of the cast blows up his Casanova Wannabe subordinate for coming onto her.
- Super Mario Logan: In "The Call Of Duty Blackout", when Brookyln Guy's son get hungry and starts whining, Black Yoshi tells him that "The only one that can mooch off Mario is me!"
- In the Eddsworld episode "PowerEdd", Tom is Transformed by an unknown force into a giant monster (possibly by Kate, the demonic little wizard girl from Tomska's "Crash Zoom". When he smacks Edd into a wall, which depowers him, Eduardo retaliates with a Kamehame Hadoken and a Pre-Asskicking One-Liner.
- Eduardo: No one hits my neighbor but ME!
- Rugrats: "Nobody messes with my dumb babies 'cept me!"
- South Park: Shelley agrees to protect Stan and his friends from Trent Boyette, claiming that "no juvenile hall turd is going to kill you, that's my job."
- Ben 10: "You can't treat my cousin like that!" "Thanks." "Only I can treat my cousin like that!"
- In Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show, the Kanker Sisters drag Eddy's brother into his trailer to give him some of their infamous attention for beating the crap out of the Eds. They were also outright disgusted at him for beating on them in the first place.
Marie: Ain't no one beating up on my man but me!
- Throughout most of the film, the Kankers were hunting down and capturing the others kids for having the temerity to even try and harm the Eds.
- In Hey Arnold!:
- The Pataki sisters. Helga may not always like her sister Olga and take some pleasure in her sufferings at times, but when push comes to shove Helga will protect her big sister.
- Helga will tease and torment Arnold all day (to cover up the fact that she's madly in love with him), but when someone else tries the same, she will come to his aid. In "Parents Day", her father called Arnold "Orphan Boy" within earshot. Helga apologized to Arnold (albeit, in a half-assed manner) and helped him defeat Bob in the Parents' Tournament. And in "Summer Love", she discovered that Arnold's crush Summer was using him to win a sand castle competition in order to appear on a TV show, she showed Arnold her true intentions.
- Mr. Cat, the show's Villain Protagonist, may act like a Jerkass to his best friends Kaeloo, Stumpy and Quack Quack, and has threatened to (literally) kill them on more than one occasion, but if somebody else tries to mess with them, he'll try to defend them.
- Pretty constantly insults her sister Eugly, but she gets angry if anyone else does. A notable example is in one episode where Stumpy insults Eugly, and Pretty beats him up, but seconds later turns to Eugly and tells her Stumpy was right.
- In Rocket Power, Lars doesn't like it when his cronies insult Twister. Only he can do that. It's a brother thing.
- The Simpsons: Bart and Lisa Simpson have occasionally invoked this when anyone else goes after the other.
- And, of course, Homer Simpson once told a bunch of rampaging robots "Nobody ruins my vacation except me! And maybe the boy!"
- A truly demented version occurs during a Halloween Episode where Bart and Lisa are drawn into an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon due to a plutonium-powered TV-remote. They watch Itchy pull his lethal, gory assault on Scratchy, as always, and then laugh at it... But this time, the cartoon duo can hear them, and Itchy thinks they're being mean. Scratchy pulls himself together, and the two decide to teach Bart and Lisa a lesson, violent cartoon style, requiring them to run for their lives!
- In "The Day the Earth Stood Cool", the family is at a birthday party for a super-pretentious boy, who quickly discards the hand-painted denim jacket Homer made for him and proceeds to mock Homer, adding him to his "poser blog". Bart is disgusted by all of this and adds, "No one badmouths my dad except me!" and fights with him.
- Godzilla: The Series: When the Monster of the Week DNA Mimic is caught messing around with H.E.A.T.'s pet robot N.I.G.E.L., Randy, the resident Playful Hacker, claims insult.
Randy: Hey, it can't do that! Only I can do that!
- One moment in Dexter's Laboratory, when a gang of villains smashes inside of a mall and a small piece of debris bounces off Dee Dee's head, mildly distracting her.
Dexter: Huh? Nobody clonks my sister but me!(Dexter promptly dispatches the mooks with his superhero gear)
- My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Fluttershy's pet rabbit Angel frequently mistreats her, but he's there to slam the door on the Crusaders when their gossip makes her cry in "Ponyville Confidential".
- In the Adventure Time episode "It Came from the Nightosphere", Ice King gets mad when he sees Marceline's father sucking the souls out of his penguin minions: "No one sucks the life from my penguins but me! And maybe polar bears, because that's just nature, Gunther." He confronts Marceline's dad angrily, but ends up fleeing in terror when he sees the demon lord's Nightmare Face.
- Pete on Goof Troop generally treats his son PJ very badly and shows almost no concern for him outside of what he perceives to be life-or-death situations. However, in a few episodes, he also gets really mad when someone else attacks him, humiliates him, or drags him into doing something.
- The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy: This happens A LOT when it comes to Grim and his feelings towards Billy and Mandy. Sure, he can't stand them most of the time, but if anyone intends to do them harm (or worse), you can bet that he'll step in for the save.
Grim: You keep away from those kids! If anyone is going to have their heads, it's going to be me!
- Mandy gets this too. If anything bad happens to Grim or Billy (especially Billy) she's the first to defend them or stand up for them.
- In the Gravity Falls episode "Scary-Oke", Grunkle Stan quips "The only wrinkly monster that harasses my family is me!" while protecting Dipper and Mabel from a horde of zombies.
- In the Johnny Test episode "Johnny's Pink Plague" Susan and Mary have one of these moments when a trio of nerds bash their brother.
- This is common in Tom and Jerry cartoons for both of them. They are the only ones allowed to chase, attack and beat each other up the way they do. If anyone else tries it, the other will make him regret it.
- Bob's Burgers - when Tina runs around with her new friend, bad girl Tammy, siblings Gene and Louise blackmail her to keep her bad deeds secret from their parents - but when they find out Tammy is blackmailing her, they rally to her side.
No one blackmails our sister but us!Yeah! Messing with Tina is a privilege, not a right.
- The Real Ghostbusters gave Peter an antagonistic relationship with Slimer. However, when Samhain threatens him...
Samhain (holding Slimer): Surrender your weapons, or I shall be forced to do something...unfortunate to your friend.Peter: Nobody picks on the spud but me, got it?
- In The Life and Times of Juniper Lee, June and her older brother Dennis argue and fight all the time. However, when Dennis is kidnapped by a powerful demon in one episode, after beating the ever-living crap out of said demon:
June: Now if you come near my family again, they're gonna need a 10th Level Locator spell just to find what's left of you. Jerk.
- Sergeant Blob from The Dreamstone has no tolerance for Urpgor insulting Frizz and Nug. That's the commanding officer's job.
- In an episode of Doug, Doug is about to be beaten up by Mr. Bone's nephew, Percy Femur. As it turns out, Roger went and told Mr. Bone what was going on and he immediately went to put a stop to it. He explained he wouldn't let anyone pick on Doug unless he was doing it himself.
- In the Wander over Yonder episode "The Cool Guy", Lord Hater relishes the chance to hang out with Emperor Awesome, but when Awesome starts picking on Commander Peepers, Hater eventually decides he's had enough and rushes to the Commander's defense, shouting "NO ONE PICKS ON PEEPERS BUT ME!!"
- Lil for Phil in All Grown Up!, lampshaded by Tommy.
Tommy: Lil disses Phil all the time, but she defends him when other kids do it.Phil: (to Lil in surprise) You diss me?Lil: Only behind your back.Phil: Oh, okay.
- In a recent episode of Archer they were hired separately by a husband and wife to seduce the other respectivley After spending the whole episode taking shots at each others desirability then the husband Don Zissner referees to Pam as "Baby Huey"note and Archer responds by smashing a jar of germicide in his face followed by everyone coming to Pam's defense.
- In "Edie's Wedding" when Barry is strangling her sister Edie whom she has a rivalry with, Pam breaks free from her chains and tells him "Nobody chokes my sister's bitch neck but me!".
- In the episode "Heavy Meddle" of The Loud House when Lincoln's sisters confront the kid who is bullying him (or so they think; they're not nearly so protective once they find out the bully is a girl).
Lori: How dare you bully our brother! Only we get to do that!
- Bradley Buzzcut from Beavis And Butthead typically treats his students with distain and contempt, but when he walks in to find Mr. Candy assaulting the titular duo, he immediately comes to the boys defense and, when Mr. Candy makes the mistake of harmlessly slapping him, Buzzcut responds by beating the complete man-shit out of Mr. Candy.
Buzzcut: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! THIS IS MY CLASS! I DO THE ASS-KICKING AROUND HERE!!!
- In an episode of The Powerpuff Girls, Mojo Jojo becomes enraged that an alien villain is destroying the city and doing so many of the evil things that he wanted to do. In the end he ends up defeating the villain, but then hates it when the townspeople praise him for being a hero.
- There are cases where if you bully someone's little sibling and the older sibling, however abusive he and she is, gets wind of it, they will beat the living crap out of you. Often saying that "Only I'm allowed to beat up/insult her/him."
- This is a staple of US military culture, particularly among the Infantry. Soldiers who have served together, particularly in combat, have insulting nicknames for each other and sling profanities at each other like it's going out of style, no matter how grossly offensive the terms can be (and some of these can get pretty bad). Add to that that many of these insults back and forth will be meant sincerely, rather than in jest, but just the same they will tend to form a unified front against outsiders, just as the different branches will (usually) put their differences aside to work together against a foreign foe. God help any outsider who tries the same thing, especially if they're from the Navy.
- This goes double for any military instructors, no matter how nasty they are. A guy like this will intimidate and insult the troops he trains with dirty language - because that's his job, frankly - but if anyone else insults his men, he shows that guy how nasty he really can be.
- The Marines take this to the next level, are known for being one of the most tightly knit military organizations in existence, and will rag on each other relentlessly. But while the Marine Corps motto is Semper Fi, their fine print pretty much reads "if you fuck with one of us, you'll have to deal with all of us."
- It's the same way with most sports teams. Team members can make fun of each other, but if another team insults your teammates...
- Some psychological studies suggest that male characteristics most correlated with bullying are also correlated with a very strong sense of group loyalty. Which means that male bullies could be so even toward members of their own group, but also be the first to defend them against anyone else.
- N-Word Privileges are based around this. It's okay to make fun of a group as long as you are part of it. A person foreign to that group? Better watch his back.
- This type of phenomenon exists between Swedes and Finns, Swedes and Norwegians and Norwegians and Danes.
- Americans are allowed to make fun of Canadians. And only Americans. (At least, as far as the Americans are concerned.) As far as Canadians are concerned, however, Americans are not allowed to make fun of them, though Canadians will regularly make jokes out of Canadian stereotypes.
- Often true with residents of particular cities or states. We live here; so WE get to bitch about the transit system/city government/our fellow residents. But god help anybody else who tries, because we will band together like the pack animals we are. See especially: New York City, and the John Rocker affair; or this quintessential example via Lewis Black.
- Me against my brother.
Me and my brother against our family.
Me and my family against our clan.
Me and my clan against our tribe.
Me and my tribe against the world.
- Japan and South Korea. Japan may treat South Korea like shit, but only THEY can do it.