Humans Are Smelly
I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.Humans are filthy creatures, this is true. Regular maintenance and cleanup is required to avoid foul odours but to those species that consider themselves higher than some lowly earthling, humans always smell bad. You'll often find other races like elves, The Fair Folk and especially aliens talking about the stink of human, especially amongst more arrogant species. To them, a stinky creature is an inferior one and you, you foul hairless ape, are on the lowest rung. Due to the nature of this trope requiring the response of a non-human party, this trope is normally reserved for fantasy or sci-fi genres and possibly verge on being an inverted Fantastic Racism. In many fantasy and mythology examples, this trope may be justified by the concept of ritual purity, which is a near physiological concern for supernatural beings in many worldviews that feature it, like toxicity for humans. Some myths feature supernaturals who describe ritual pollution as stinking; many ritual purifications involve physical bathing. Note that for this trope to apply, it applies to all humans and not just The Pigpen. Compare Call a Human a "Meatbag", another example of humans' biological processes being the basis of an insult.
— Agent Smith, The Matrix
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Anime And Manga
- In The Matrix, Agent Smith tells Morpheus that to him (and presumably to other agents and machine programs), humans stink.
- The infamous "Backstroke of the West" version of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith has General Grievous refer to Anakin as a "smelly boy".
- In Green Lantern Kilowog sniffs Hal Jordan, loud and long, before remarking: "You smell funny."
Live Action TV
- Star Trek: Voyager: Humans smell really bad to the Voth, a reptilian species descended from dinosaurs, with highly advanced olfactory faculties.
- Star Trek: Enterprise reveals that humans smell bad to Vulcans, and that T'Pol has had to take medications to desensitize her, though this may be justified as it is specifically the females who think humans stink, while the other Vulcan main characters have been male.
- In Wilfred, Wilfred the dog complains about Wilfred and others constantly smelling like "human shit" even after showering.
- On Angel, we have one of Illyria's crazy rants in the middle of danger:
Illyria: Do you know what you were when I was young? You were the muck at our feet. We called you the Ooze That Eats Itself. You were pretty at night. You sparkled, and you stank. You still stink of it!
- In Animorphs book #7, the Animorphs are wandering around in cockroach morphs says Ax says he smells humans. Someone objects that humans don't smell, but Ax insists they do—not that it's a bad smell, of course.
- However, he denies vehemently that Andalites have ever been known to stink.
- #35: The Extreme'' has a Inverted Trope. Cassie, in fly morph, says that Visser Three would stink to a human, but her fly brain thinks he smells pretty good.
- Upon meeting the Ishkoort, one tries to swindle them by yelling "You stink horribly! Let me cleanse you!" He doesn't make the sale.
- The Truce at Bakura: The Ssi-ruuk have a strong sense of smell and find the scent of species like humans to be sickening. Dev Sibwarra, the Force-sensitive human that they Brainwashed to serve them, drinks and bathes in special deodorising solvents four times a day along with shaving off all of his hair so that the Ssi-ruuk can stand to be around him.
- In Warrior Cats, the feline characters believe that humans smell, and even once the main character earns his place in the Clan (since he was born as a house cat), other cats still occasionally insult him by saying he smells like humans.
- In Runt by Marion Dane Bauer, after Runt is healed by humans, his mother keeps washing him over and over, trying to get the human scent off him, even when he thinks it's gone.
- In Nor Crystal Tears, one of the things the thranx find objectionable about the weird bipedal creatures they've taken prisoner is their sweaty/greasy mammalian body odor.
- The Witches: Human children, though not adults, smell just like dog droppings to witches. They use this trait to help them track down children to destroy them.
- Half-elf Morley in the Garrett, P.I. series taunts Garrett about how his meat-eating habits make him smell funny, although he may be just kidding about that.
- In Venus on the Half-Shell, a science fiction novel attributed to the fictional author Kilgore Trout but actually written by Philip Josť Farmer, among the hundreds of alien races in the galaxy, humans are known as the smelly ones. Wondering why humans smell so bad to other races, some of whom smell like a sewer, it is pointed out that human morals stink, so that makes our smell stink.
- In Codex Alera, the Canim Varg complains that the ship he's on smells of wet human. In a later book, another character is trying to teach a different Canim how to speak the human language, and has to explain the difference between "humans smell bad" and "humans have a weak sense of smell", and while doing so acknowledges that, from a Canim's perspective, both things might well be true.
- In the Discworld, it is taken as given, among humans, that goblins smell foul and repugnant. In Raising Steam, Moist von Lipwig realises that from a goblin's point of view, humans smell pretty ripely too.
- In Protector, the Pak maintain their racial purity by smell, and humans just smell wrong. Very wrong...
- In Calvin and Hobbes, after Calivin turns himself into an owl with his transmorgrification gun, Hobbes says it might he might be better off, and when Calvin asks why, Hobbes replies, "Well, I never knew quite how to say this, but little boys don't smell very good..."
- And in another two strips, Hobbes tells him that he has unique words for different smells, such as "snippid" for burning leaves. When Calvin asks what the word for his smell is, Hobbes can't resist saying "terrible", causing Calvin to chase after him.
- Classic Traveller, The Journal of the Travellers' Aid Society issue 10, article "Contact! Centaurs". The alien race called the K'Kree (AKA Centaurs) were vegetarians who couldn't stand the smell of humans who had recently eaten meat. Before meeting a Centaur, humans had to eat a vegetarian diet for several days to clean all the meat (and its smell) out of their systems.
- One frequent running gag in The Order of the Stick is for the halfling Belkar (who is also a gourmet chef and thus has a honed sense of smell) to state that humans stink horribly to the point of causing him misery every day. http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0838.html In this particular case, the scent he smelled that strip is unusual, but since he comments that this distress is a daily occurance the example works.
- In the webcomic of Flintlockes Guide To Azeroth, the elf Kathrena describes humans (to the fellow human Schweitzer) as all smelling as sweat and barbeque sauce and to which the dwarf Flintlocke shows up and ask if someone is cooking barbeque. http://pc.gamespy.com/flintlockes-guide-to-azeroth/episode-14-the-scarlet-hootenanny/675687p1.html
- In Portal 2, Wheatley tells a story about how he was landed with the job of "tending to all the smelly humans". He quickly remembers that Chell is human and corrects himself.
- One of the minor races of The Elder Scrolls universe, the Imga, really have it in for humans, apparently. They like to pretend that all humans possess an offensive odor and hold up their capes to their noses whenever they see one.
- In the Justice League episode "The Brave and the Bold", part of Grodd's speech claims that "Humans are slow, ugly, immoral, and have an unpleasant body odor!" Everyone listening is human, but they're all Brainwashed and under his control; he's doing it to feed his ego.
- He brings it up again in Batman: The Brave and the Bold:
Grodd: Humankind is weak, brainless... (sniffs) ...and smelly.
- In an Origins Episode of The Legend of Korra, the Aye-Aye spirit who agrees to take Wan (the future first Avatar) in dubs him "Stinky" after earlier commenting that humans are disgusting.
- In Green Lantern: First Flight, the Guardians are complaining about a human (Hal) joining the Green Lantern Corp, listing all their faults, then adds "Plus, there's the smell."