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- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) has Michelangelo ordering a pizza near the beginning of the movie as Splinter talks about the "art of invisibility". As Splinter is finishing up his speech, Mikey is just about to finish the order, and he says, "Oh, but no anchovies, and I mean no anchovies. You put anchovies on this thing and you're in big trouble, okay?" right before Splinter throws a book at his head.
- Inverted in Nick Danger in the Case of the Missing Yolk:
Rocky Rococo: Hello, I want to order some anchovies to go, and hold the pizza.
- Parodied in Super Mario Bros. when President Koopa orders a pizza. "Hold the mammal."
- In The Emperor's New Groove while ordering food at a restaurant in search of Kuzco, Yzma complains that everything on the menu comes with gravy. When Kronk inexplicably gets roped into kitchen duty, she says "while you're at it, give me the special, and hold the gravy!"
- Taken to an extreme in Good Burger, where a customer orders a Good Burger with nothing on it. Ed gives him exactly that, but neglects to give him a burger, and just sells him the bun all by itself. The customer's efforts to explain what he actually meant go nowhere, and he storms out in a huff.
- On Inside Out, Riley's first day on San Francisco had not been pretty. When she realizes that she hasn't had lunch yet, she orders pizza from "Yeast of Eden", and, much to her horror, the cashier hands Riley a pizza with "broccoli toppings"! Inside Riley's mind:
Fear: What the heck is that?!Joy: Who puts broccoli on pizza?!Disgust: That's it, I'm done!Anger: Congratulations, San Francisco! You've ruined pizza!! First the Hawaiians, and now you!!!
Live Action TV
- 21 Jump Street episode "Gotta Finish the Riff"
Reginald Brooks: [ordering pizza for his hostages] I want 10 with sausage, 10 with pepperonis. And no anchovies. I see one anchovy and I kill the librarian.
- The Electric Company (1971): This was a common joke of many skits involving pizza, particularly (but not limited to) those with The Short Circus, the show's singing group of kids.
- On Supernatural, there was a version involving not anchovies, but a vampire who was worried that he may have had unsolicited garlic put on his pizza. It lampshaded the unrealisticness of someone who worries about unsolicited anchovies, garlic, or such toppings with the delivery guy's reaction: He impatiently asked, "Did you order any garlic? Then no, there isn't any." A bit more justified than some cases, though it would be more so if he'd demanded to know if there was garlic in the sauce.
- ALF once ordered a pizza with everything except beets. He specified clearly that he did not want beets.
- The J. Geils Band's "No Anchovies, Please" is all about this. Well, sort of.
- Tom Smith's "Domino Death" references this with adding "no anchovies, please" as one of the many offenses that will garner your death at the hands of the psycho narrator.
- The Firesign Theatre: George Tirebiter tries to order "a pizza to go, and no anchovies" from a place called Nick's. Unfortunately for him, George has the wrong Nick on the line:
"No anchovies? You've got the wrong man. I spell my name...Danger!"
- In the ClueFinders book "The Mystery of Microsneezia", Leslie's preference for broccoli is treated this way by the boys though in Real Life, broccoli is merely an uncommon topping, not an unpopular one and is fairly easily found in the California area where the Clue Finders are implied to live.
- A joke about Jean-Paul Sartre goes that whilst working at a café he asks the waitress for a coffee, no cream. The waitress replies that they are out of cream, how about a coffee with no milk?
- A non-food variant appears on the famous Morecambe and Wise skit with Andre Previn. Explaining the "special arrangement" of Grieg's piano concerto, Eric says, "easy on the trombones".
- Used to hilarious effect in a Disney's House of Mouse episode, in a song Goofy sings about being a waiter. The line "hold the anchovies" is juxtaposed with a shot of Ariel.
- The Oh-Yeah Cartoons! pilot of The Fairly OddParents! has this as a gag when Vicki orders Timmy some pizza. His slice contains not only anchovies, but also fishing hooks.
- On the Bugs Bunny cartoon Wackiki Wabbit, one of the castaways sees his companion as a hamburger and says out loud "and hold the onions."
- In the Looney Tunes short "A Hound for Trouble", Charlie Dog attends to a customer at a restaurant in Italy, who orders spaghetti with "no onionza".
- Inverted in a TaleSpin, episode where Baloo's customer (a polar-bear living in the Arctic) is upset because they forgot the anchovies.
- In Codename: Kids Next Door Heinrich von Marzipan is being held in KND prison when Numbuh 5 visits him and treats him to a cheeseburger, which he had been longing to eat after recovering from an episode where everything he touched turned to chocolate. He is practically moved to tears by the gesture, until he realizes it has pickles in it.
- The Silly Symphony "The Golden Touch" has King Midas, desperate to lose the golden touch lest he die of starvation, bargains with the elf who gave it to him "my kindgom for a hamburger sandwich!" The elf sardonically asks "With or without onions?" After taking back the golden touch and all of Midas' worldly possessions, a hamburger materializes. Midas, nevertheless, is overjoyed that it has onions.