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[[caption-width-right:207:[-Bob Kelso. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCi7kAB4fJ8 He added a funny voice to keep it fresh.]]-]]]

Sometimes you want to comment on some aspect of yourself, but you don't feel like just ''saying'' it. You can instead communicate it through [[StockJokes some variation of the following template:]]

'''Step 1:''' Pronounce the phrase, "What has two thumbs and [description]?"

'''Step 2:''' Hold up both hands at chest level, fingers curled and thumbs out, with the thumbs pointing toward yourself.

'''Step 3:''' ''([[DontExplainTheJoke optional]])'' "This [guy/girl]!"

Especially popular with [[OhGreatASnarkIndex the snarky]] and {{Jerkass}}es.



* A Travelocity commercial had the [[PositiveDiscrimination virtuous-yet-put-upon female worker forced into a plane trip with the boorish male co-worker]], who at one point is seen doing the "this guy" move, though the entire joke isn't portrayed.
* Expedia had at least one commercial showing [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBDw5bZOSQc an imagine spot of a Jerkass using this routine]].
* Gamestop advertised an upcoming game with the quote [[VideoGame/GodOfWar "Who has two thumbs and loves killing Greek gods?"]]
* A radio ad for Advertising/{{Geico}} has a man tell how he saves money by sending mail via pidgeon. After admitting that his mail usually doesn't end up at its assigned destination he says "...but who has two thumbs and isn't buying stamps? This guy!"

* A Sid The Sexist strip in ''ComicBook/{{Viz}}'' from back in the 1990s had "What's got two thumbs, speaks French and likes [[FunetikAksent bler jobs?]]" (The answer, of course, was [[EverythingSoundsSexierInFrench Moi]], and the speaker was injured by the recipient of this chat up line.)

[[folder: Film]]
* In ''Film/AlienResurrection'', the smitten, wheelchair-bound mechanic tells this joke to the new girl mechanic, Call.
--> '''Vriess''': What's got two thumbs, one eyes, and screws like a god?
--> '''Call''': (gives him a humored look) What?
--> '''Vriess''': (closes one eye and points to himself)
--> '''Call''': (chuckles before pressing the button sending him back under the machine)
* In ''{{Disney/Moana}}''; Maui's IAmGreatSong "You're Welcome" features the line:
-->''What has two thumbs and pulled up the sky\\
When you were waddling yea high? This guy!''
* In ''Film/YearOne'': "Who has two thumbs and wants another hot oil rub?"
* In ''Film/{{Insomnia}}'', said by one of the Sheriff's deputies: "Who has two thumbs and loves blowjobs?"
* In ''Film/TheLimey'', Nicky Katt's character tells the "loves blowjobs" variety.

* Bob Kelso from ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' has employed this a number of times.
* Once used mockingly by Jim in ''Series/{{The Office|US}}'' after being noticeably irritated by Todd Packer's use of this.
-->'''Jim''': "Who has two thumbs and hates Todd Packer?"
* ''Series/That70sShow'': In the first episode of season 2, "Garage Sale", Hyde bakes a batch of ''special'' brownies, prompting Kelso to say "You know what's got two thumbs and really likes brownies?" (''points thumbs at himself'') ''This guy''!"
** Played with in that Kelso had previously stated that he likes brownies normally about a second before he says the above line.
* ''Series/ThirtyRock'': "Who has two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi!"
* A ''Series/{{Castle}}'' outtake involved Nathan Fillion ad-libbing the following:
-->'''Castle''': "What has two thumbs and a date with a prostitute? ''This guy!''"
* Variation on the June 16, 2010, episode of ''Series/TheDailyShow'': "Who has four fingers and resigned in disgrace? [[UsefulNotes/RichardNixon This Guy]].".
* Trina and then Andre in ''Series/{{Victorious}}'' did this in the episode "The Birthweek Song".
* A CatchPhrase of Jackson's on ''Series/HannahMontana''.
* It originally comes from Fonzie on ''Series/HappyDays'': 'Who's cool and has two thumbs? This guy!"
* Ram in the ''Series/HowToBeIndie'' episode "How to Have Your Samosa and Eat It Too":
-->Who has two thumbs and some of the best cooking in the world? This guy!
* In ''{{Series/Community}}'', when Shirley asks Abed [[Recap/CommunityS2E05MessianicMythsAndAncientPeoples to make a film for her church]].
-->'''Shirley''': Guess who's got two thumbs and has an exciting career opportunity for you? ''(holds thumbs in front of her, pointing upwards)'' This guy! ''(beat)'' I'm pointing my thumbs at God.
-->'''Abed''': ''(thumbs up)'' I'm using one thumb to say that's great.
* In ''Series/TheGoodPlace'', when [[BenevolentAI Janet]] is acting as a therapist for Jason and Tahani and [[ItMakesSenseInContext one of her thumbs flies off]].
-->'''Janet''': If I'm helping you guys I say, "What has one thumb and wants to keep going?" (points at herself with her thumb and hand that is missing a thumb) This not lady.


* In the March 13th 2012 ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'' strip, Dilbert reads about the possibilities of there being billions of versions of the earth in millions of universes and wonders "..if there's a version of me out there who loves his job.". In the next panel labeled ''Meanwhile on XPQ-75...'' a three armed woman approaches a three armed Dilbert.
-->'''3 Armed Woman''': What has three thumbs and wants a shoulder massage?
-->'''3 Armed Dilbert''': This guy!

* Rob Van Dam implies this.

* In one episode of ''Radio/JohnFinnemoresSouvenirProgramme'', Finnemore tells a spine-chilling ''[[GraveRobbing Burke and Hare]]'' parody about an Edinburgh thimble factory, a supplier of thumbs who claimed to be getting them from a combined distillery and bacon-slicer, and of the terrible choice the factory owner gave him: to allow [[PunnyName Pratt and Rabbit]] to continue in their trade, or to sacrifice his own thumbs.
-->'''Finnemore''': And that is why my answer to the question "What has two thumbs and a conscience stained black as pitch?" must forever be "This guy!"

* One Stephen Lynch routine parodies the old days of vaudeville, with David Josefsberg.
-->'''David:''' Stephen...
-->'''Stephen:''' Yes David...
-->'''David:''' Who has two thumbs and likes blowjobs?
-->'''Stephen:''' I don't know David, who has two thumbs and likes blowjobs?
-->'''David:''' This guy!
* Ellie Taylor played on this trope with her tour title "This Guy" and a picture of her pointing to herself with her thumbs.

* ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising'' has one.
-->'''Pit:''' Who has two thumbs and loves hot springs? EVERYONE WITH TWO THUMBS!
* ''VideoGame/TalesOfXillia2'' gives one to Muzét, during one of her Character Episodes.
--> '''Muzét:''' What has two thumbs and found a Harpy!?
--> '''Gaius:''' Muzét, you are acting strangely.
* ''VideoGame/DarkSoulsII'' has the physical aspect of this trope in the form of the "This one's me" [[EmoteAnimation gesture]].
** Likewise, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV'' has the /me [[EmoteAnimation emote]], which makes the PlayerCharacter motion to him/herself. It's technically possible to play this trope to its full effect through the use of macros to play the question and the gesture at once.
* In ''VideoGame/TalesFromTheBorderlands'', [[spoiler: during the final battle where Gortys is mimicking the casts' fighting abilities to defeat the Vault monster]], Rhys says "Who's got two big thumbs and just had his finger guns come back online? This guy!"

* In ''Webcomic/AGirlAndHerFed'', [[http://www.agirlandherfed.com/1.468.html Speedy tries this]], but is foiled by [[TalkingAnimal not having thumbs]]. (This is unintentionally hilarious for a completely different reason: real Koalas actually have ''four'' thumbs.)
* In ''Webcomic/{{Tweep}}'', Lily is [[http://tweep.com/comic/?date=06-03-09 full of awesome]].
* In ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'', The Abs Man attempts this [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/3p37 but fails due to him omitting too much of the setup line]].
--> "What has two thumbs and is like a tool shed?" "This guy."
--> "You're a tool shed. What does that have to do with the girl?"
--> "[[IncrediblyLamePun It is where all the hoes are at]]."
* [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/2255/ This]] ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' strip.
* In ''{{Webcomic/Paranatural}}'', [[http://www.paranatural.net/index.php?id=198 Max does this]] in the background, but uses his pointer finger instead of his thumbs. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent He silently corrects himself in the next two panels.]]
* Played for [[http://shiniez.deviantart.com/art/boom-503437089 very sad and serious drama]] near the end of Chapter 4 of ''Webcomic/{{Sunstone}}'' after [[spoiler:Anne tells both Ally and Lisa to go to hell]]. (NSFW)
-->'''Lisa:''' What has two thumbs and is a weapons-grade hypocrite? This girl!

* The Literal Video Version of "Billie Jean" has ''Who has two thumbs and likes BJ?/ The answer's this guy!/ This guy likes Billie Jean!/ (That's what I thought BJ means!)''.
* After announcing himself the winner of a contest he created, Josh Ramsay of Marianas Trench then declared "Hey, what has two thumbs and just won the contest? This guy!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H70x96msjsY
%%* [[http://www.xkcdb.com/8434 The xkcdb version.]]
* In [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-weirdest-drug-experiments-performed-animals/ this]] ''Website/{{Cracked}}'' article about bizarre animal drug testing describes a hypothetical human volunteer for an experiment involving methamphetamines and electricity as having two thumbs, not minding tasers and loving meth. The article then describes another hypothetical volunteer, Jimmy Handclaws, as '''not''' having two thumbs but still loving meth.
* ''WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged'' does a spoof on it, combined with a PreemptiveDeclaration.
-->'''Eighteen:''' So, who has two broken arms and is a total bitch?
-->'''Vegeta:''' You... stupid... bint... You only broke one of my- [*CRACK*] AAAAAAAAAAIIII!
-->'''Eighteen:''' This guy.

* In ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'''s parody of [[StarWars the dinner at Cloud City]], guess who "has two thumbs and betrayed his friends?" That's right, Lando.
* In ''WesternAnimation/LEGOStarWarsTheFreemakerAdventures'', Rowan Freemaker asks his family "Who's got two thumbsó uh, two ''hands'', and has the Force flowing through him? This Guy!" (LEGO hands lack thumbs and individual fingers)
* ''WesternAnimation/AlmostNakedAnimals'': In "Cool Paw Howie", Howie (who has turned the hotel into a minimum security prison) asks his staff "Who has two thumbs and likes running a prison?". However, as none of the staff like running a prison, he gets no response.