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** The end credits to "TOW Chadler in a Box" sees the gang watching from Monica's balcony as Chandler chases after Kathy so he can stop her going out of town. Once he catches up to her Phoebe tells them to get a room, although she says it quietly enough that only the others on the balcony can hear her.

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[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]

** Asil asks if the couple always bond over Bible quotes. Tad explains, "They can flirt with the periodic table or a restaurant menu. We've learned to live with it. Get a room you guys.”

* ''Series/TheFixer''. Mercer sleeps with Rose, a woman he meets in an airport bar, only to find she's a HoneyTrap for his new employer. [[MyGirlIsNotASlut He's not happy]] and the two engage in SnarkToSnarkCombat the next time they meet, until Callum lampshades the BelligerentSexualTension.

---> '''Flavia''': Hoo! Give these two some room!

--->'''Kaidan:''' Uh, if you like, I can give you two some privacy.
--->'''Ashley:''' Maybe we can talk about this when we're not on a ''damn geth dreadnaught''.

--> '''Sierra:''' For the love of the gods! Two of you just need to have sex already! I don't even care WHICH two, but this pussy footing around the subject has got to stop!

* In ''WebVideo/BroniesReact'' video for the "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E9SliceOfLife Slice of Life]]" episode of ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', this is the general reaction to Lyra and Bon Bon talking about their "friendship".

* ''Fanfic/IAmNotGoingThroughPubertyAgain'': When Sasuke and Sakura are flirting with each other while at the tower in the center of the Forest of Death, Kankuro tells them while groaning to get a room.

** In the episode "[=MoneyBART=]", during a fight between Bart and Lisa this little conversation goes down.

* In ''Fanfic/InfinityTrainSeekerOfCrocus'': Jin Kisaragi shouts for Paul London (on the Infinity Train) and Specter (currently in a conference with London) in Den City. to "Just kiss already!" as the two of them act more like ''lovers'' than two friends reuniting after a long period of time.

[[caption-width-right:320:Yeah, nobody wants to see '''''that!''''']]

* ''Fanfic/TruePotential'': Following a mission in Suna, [[spoiler:Naruto is reunited with Hinata, where they end up hugging and kissing each other. Hanabi tells them to get a room, making the two lovebirds blush.]]

A SisterTrope to WhyDontYouMarryIt. In the rare semi-serious instances, it may forestall a couple from MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces and/or being OvercomeWithDesire.

* ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic'': Mission shouts this at Carth and the Light-Side Female PlayerCharacter.
-->'''Mission:''' Hey! Sheesh... get a room, will ya?\\
'''Zaalbar:''' That two spirits have found each other amidst such turmoil is a good omen, Mission. Does it not please you to see?\\
'''Mission:''' Oh, sure. Even a good omen can get itself a room, though, don't ya think?

* When ''Manga/BoardingSchoolJuliet's'' SecretRelationship is finally outed, the students do not hide their discomfort when Romio and Juliet are together in public. It's not that they were up to anything sickeningly sweet (although Romio certainly ''wanted'' to), but rather they were trying to inspire their previously-warring houses to be more friendly to each other.

* When both [[Characters/TheFlashWallyWest Wally West]] (when he was still going by Kid Flash) and nemesis Captain Cold were taken to a hospital by ComicBook/TheFlash, they were put into two adjacent rooms. Wally flirts with the nurse that's tending to him, and Snart, who can see them from across the hallway, snaps at them with this reaction.

* In [[https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=67839371 this]] ''VideoGame/ToukenRanbu'' doujin, when [[BetaCouple Ishikirimaru and Nikkari]] start getting lovey-dovey in the presence of Mikazuki and Juzumaru:
-->'''[[OnlySaneMan Mikazuki]]:''' If you're going to continue, can you please not do it even on the ''engawa''?
* Brainy and Brainette get this from the grown-up Smurflings when they see the two getting romantic with each other in Raven Child's ''Fanfic/TheSmurfetteVillage'' series.
* In the ''Fanfic/FacingTheFutureSeries'' story "Two for One", in response to Danny and Sam's MakeOutKids routine, Valerie cries out "Will you two get a broom closet, already?!", referencing how Danny and Sam's favorite make out hideaways are closets and lockers.

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7041017/2/Who-Knew Who Knew]]'' Tim says it when Snape pulls Harry closer to him.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4136215/8/Remus-Severus-Snape Remus Severus Snape]]'' Remus and Snape's adopted son says it when he sees them kissing.

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13210853/1/Hot-Shower Hot Shower]]'' Blaise says it when Draco flirts with Ginny.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12392382/14/Harry-Potter-Harry-Snape-or-Harry-Riddle Harry Potter, Harry Snape or Harry Riddle?]]'' Harry says it when Snape and Voldemort kiss in front of him.

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13810096/9/Silent-Compassion Silent Compassion]]'' Narcissa says it to Lucius and Severus after they flirt in front of Draco and Hadrian.

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* In the ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForceColonMovieFilmForTheaters'', Shake yells this at [[spoiler:Oglethorpe and the Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future]] when the two are making out. Shake then [[LaughingAtYourOwnJokes laughs at his own wit]], and [[DontExplainTheJoke tries to draw everyone's attention to it]].

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* In ''Film/FiveHundredDaysOfSummer'', Tom in an alcohol/[[ShapedLikeItself depression fueled depression]] yells this to a couple holding hands on the street.

* ''Film/BigAssSpider:'' This is Jose's cheerful comment to Alex and Brant at the end of the film.
* Inverted in ''Film/PlanetTerror''. Two of the go-go dancers are kissing each other in the dressing room. When the owner of the go-go bar sees this, he doesn't tell them to get a room but to get out on stage [[GirlOnGirlIsHot where the paying customers can see them make out]].

* In ''Meet Wally Sparks'' when Wally passes by a couple slow-dancing, he tells them to get a room. When a moment later he passed by a larger couple also slow-dancing, he tells them to get a [[TakeThat warehouse.]]

* In ''Series/{{Smallville}}'', "[[Recap/SmallvilleS02E14Rush Rush]]", Pete says this to [[FanPreferredCouple Chloe and Clark]] when they are making out at the back seat of his car.
* ''Series/{{Nikita}}'': Said by Birkhoff to Michael and Nikita when Michael asks her if she is alright whilst being in the CIA HQ, to which she replies "Oh, babe, I will be as soon as you get me out of here."
* A common phrase on ''Series/TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody'' (and its sequel series). That it is [[{{demographically inappropriate humour}} inappropriate for]] Creator/DisneyChannel, especially when the main characters are still ''twelve'' or so, is occasionally lampshaded.
* ''Series/{{Friends}}'':
** During the Vegas two-parter Phoebe reacts this way when Chandler and Monica start kissing after making up from a fight.
--->'''Phoebe:''' Get a room.\\
'''Monica:''' We have one.\\
'''Phoebe:''' I know. Use it.
** There is a scene where the dialogue between Ross and his sister Monica is so loving that Phoebe teases by suggesting to them go to a hotel room.
** When Monica starts gushing over the slice of chocolate cake she's eating Rachel suggests she and the cake should get a room.
--->'''Monica:''' I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time!
* On ''Series/GroundedForLife'', was once [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud followed by]] a phrase along the lines of "No! No, ''don't'' get a room!" when used by the parent of one of the MakeOutKids in question.

* ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'':
** J.D. said this to a particularly aggressive couple.
** Turk said a variant on this to [[SickeninglySweethearts J.D. and Elliot]] in "My Bed Banter & Beyond":
--->'''Turk:''' This is a hospital. [[{{Pun}} People around here are already sick.]]
* ''Series/WhiteCollar'':
-->'''Mozzie:''' Get a room!\\
'''Sarah:''' We ''are'' in a room.\\
'''Neal:''' ''My'' room.\\
'''Mozzie:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' ... That hurts.
* ''Series/StargateSG1'': Samantha Carter to Adria and Ba'al, after the two had been arguing for quite some time.
-->'''Sam:''' Why don't the two of you just get a room?
* ''Series/StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds'': In the [[Recap/StarTrekStrangeNewWorldsS1E01StrangeNewWorlds pilot episode]], after Spock accepts T'Pring's marriage proposal the two start going at it in the middle of a Vulcan restaurant, prompting the Vulcan waiter to ask them to go do that somewhere else.
* When ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'' alumnus Jeff B. Davis was filling in as announcer on ''Series/ThePriceIsRight'', he ad-libbed one when a contestant was getting rather close to host Creator/DrewCarey.

* ''Series/ThirtyRock'': [[Music/BeastieBoys Mike D. and Ad-Rock]] shout this phrase at Jack Donaghy and his sick father, Milton, when they catch them hugging.
* One of the earliest occurrences of this joke happens in, of all shows, ''Series/TheAndyGriffithShow''. In the 1963 episode "Up in Barney's Room," after Barney has been evicted from his boarding house, Andy catches Barney and Thelma Lou making out in the courthouse after hours. On his way out the door, Andy tells Barney, "You need to get yourself a room!"

* On ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'' Dean says this, while rolling his eyes, about Meg and Sam when Meg is kissing Sam while they're tied up. Later a girl says this about [[HoYay Dean and Crowley]] when they start bantering following Crowley finding Dean having sex in his bed with another girl. Crowley replies "I had a room! Until you soiled it!"
* This is a RunningGag in ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'' where Marshall and Lily are saying dirty things to each other for foreplay except Ted happened to be in the room.
-->'''Ted:''' ''[weakly]'' Please don't.\\
'''Marshall & Lily:''' Sorry, Ted.

* Mal does this in ''{{Series/Firefly}}'' when he catches Kaylee, who he ends up hiring, making out with his mechanic at the time Bester. He asks Bester if something is wrong with his bunk.

* In ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII'': ''Mark of the Assassin'', Aveline will have this reaction to Hawke kissing Tallis. Alternatively, Fenris will say this when Hawke and a romanced Anders start flirting during the escape sequence.

* ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening'':
** If [[TheHero Chrom]] is not married by Chapter 11, and the lucky bride ends up being [[DorkKnight Sumia]], she frets over him before hugging him. An amused [[ShipperOnDeck Flavia]] responds with:
---> '''Flavia''': Hoo! Give these two some room!
** In the supports between [[HalfHumanHybrid Nah]] and {{Mo|mmasBoy}}rgan, it is revealed that Naga following Manaketes (possibly Divine Dragons?) can speak with their leader Naga mentally. After their confession of love, the two share this dialogue:
--->'''Morgan:''' So, uh, did Naga have anything to say about this?\\
'''Nah:''' Hold on, I'll ask.\\
[...]\\
'''Nah:''' ...[[ShipperOnDeck She said to get a room.]]

* In ''Videogame/Borderlands2'', just before the assault on Control Core Angel, Lilith tells Roland that he had better not die on her and that if he makes it back alive, [[GladToBeAliveSex she's tearing his clothes off of him]].
-->'''Mordecai:''' Ugh, Lilith! No one wants to hear that!\\
'''Brick:''' Go on...

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* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'': {{Subverted|Trope}}. When Theo starts "[[ScienceRelatedMemeticDisorder Sparking]]", Sleipnir is eager [[RelationshipReveal to help]]. Everyone else ''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100906 gives]]'' them the room.
* In ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'' Sarah mentions this phrase as what part of her wants to do when she [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2006-02-22 discusses her feelings for Elliot]] with Grace while they are all [[GenderBender gender swapped]]. Grace assures her using it as an UnusualEuphemism.
* Ally's response to Alan and Marion's lovey-dovey behavior in the theater during their past in ''Webcomic/{{Sunstone}}''. But given they're all into BDSM, this becomes, "Get a dungeon!"

* In ''Webcomic/KevinAndKell'', Rudy says this to the eponymous couple, his stepfather and mother, when he sees them kissing at home. They're undeterred, since they apparently point out that this ''is'' their room.

* ''WebVideo/EchoChamber'' has one line from Zack regarding Tom and Dana.
-->'''Zack:''' Just fuck already! Jesus!

* ''WebVideo/AnalystBroniesReact'': "The Crystaling" video has jokes that Starlight and Sunburst should stop trying awkward conversations, and [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries just *bleep* already]].

* In ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'', an old man yells this to Hank and Peggy when they try to hold hands.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/Ben10UltimateAlien'' episode "Perplexahedron", Gwen and Kevin kiss after the group's reunited inside the titular location, a giant collection of trap-laden rooms.
-->'''Swampfire:''' Why don't you just get a room? This place is full of 'em!
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'', Mandy tells Grim to "get a room" after he smothers his scythe -- which he earlier lost -- with kisses.
* Teenage son Kevin says it to his parents on ''WesternAnimation/FIsForFamily'', but his dad has a lightning-quick comeback:
-->'''Kevin:''' Geez, get a room!\\
'''Frank:''' Aw, fuck you, get an ''apartment!''
* ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'':
** "Dream of Love": Finn convinces Mr. Pig to tell Tree Trunks that he loves her; the feeling is mutual. This backfires on Finn when Tree Trunks and Pig keep making out in public causing lots of anxiety and nausea for everyone else. Instead of telling them to get a room, Finn tells them to make out at home, but Tree Trunks insists that it would be indecent for them to live together unmarried and they're not ready to tie the knot.
** In "Frost & Fire", Ice King yells this to Finn and Flame Princess while flying above them and watching Finn give Flame Princess a log as a gift.
--->'''Ice King:''' Hey, you two should get a room! ''[beat]'' [[BaitAndSwitch You and that log]], not you and Finn, 'cause you're huggin' a log, you weirdo!

* In ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'' episode "In Harm's Way", when [[BigBad Zaheer]] and [[TheBrute P'Li]] reunite after thirteen years apart, they almost immediately [[UnholyMatrimony start kissing]]. [[PunchClockVillain Ghazan]], who's driving a snowmobile to get them out of there, looks at them out of the corner of his eye and just mutters "Really? Right now?"
* In the ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers'' episode "An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal", Louise uses a variant of this in regards to Bob's... peculiar turkey selection process.
-->'''Louise:''' Geez, Dad, get an oven.

* In ''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline'', this is the standard reaction of [[TheGadfly Lisbeth]] when Kirito and Asuna act [[SickeninglySweethearts too lovey-dovey]].

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* In Disney's ''WesternAnimation/BrotherBear'', Tug jokingly yells "[[HoldYourHippogriffs Get a cave]]!" (since they're unusually social Ice Age bears) to a pair of [[SickeninglySweethearts lovebird bears]].

** Averted when Willow and Tara get back together after their break-up in "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS6E19SeeingRed Seeing Red]]". Dawn is so happy that [[HasTwoMommies her two mommies]] have gotten back together that she eagerly clears out of the house to give them some boinking privacy.

* In Disney's ''WesternAnimation/BrotherBear'', Tug jokingly yells "Get a cave!" (since they're unusually social Ice Age bears) to a pair of [[SickeninglySweethearts lovebird bears]].

* ''Series/{{Angel}}'': In the "[[Recap/AngelS05E05LifeOfTheParty Life of the Party]]", Lorne tells this to [[FoeRomanceSubtext Angel and Eve]] during a Halloween party. Unfortunately, at the time, [[CoitusEnsues people obeyed everything he said so...]] He also tells Wes and Fred, when they're in the sweet-new-couple phase, to "get a balcony."

* ComicBook/PlasticMan says this to Franchise/WonderWoman and Franchise/{{Superman}} while they are {{Slap Slap Kiss}}ing in Creator/FrankMiller's ''ComicBook/{{All Star Batman|and Robin The Boy Wonder}}''. Clearly, Wonder Woman just attracts this trope in general. It happens with Franchise/{{Batman}} as well, except it's a ''villain'' Batman caught who has the nerve to [[http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b141/kyo_chanminamino/BatsandWondybicker.jpg point this out.]]
* Franchise/{{Superman}} also gets this [[https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/333055334936720938/ with Lois]] after a ShutUpKiss from the latter in ''Superman v2 #178''.
* A smaller example in ''ComicBook/UncannyXMen2016''. ''{{ComicBook/Sabretooth}}'' and ComicBook/{{Monet|StCroix}} are snarking at one another during a mission. Nearby ComicBook/{{Psylocke}} is fighting enemies and surprised they are still bickering. [[http://worldofblackheroes.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/uncannyxmen20151-4.jpg She tells them to just get a room, going on to note that all of them weren't needed for the mission if they have the time to be fighting -or rather flirting, during the battle.]]
* When both Wally West (when he was still going by Kid Flash) and nemesis Captain Cold were taken to a hospital by ''Franchise/TheFlash'', they were put into two adjacent rooms. Wally flirts with the nurse that's tending to him, and Snart, who can see them from across the hallway, snaps at them with this reaction.