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[-[[caption-width-right:350: Nobody ''ever'' wants to be the keynote speaker at the annual convention of the Society for Sufferers of Chronic Freudian Slip Syndrome. I wonder why?]]-]

->''"Good evening. I'd like to talk to you tonight about the place of the nude in my bed. Um--in the '''history''' of my bed--of '''art''', of art, I'm sorry. The place of the nude in the history of tart--call-girl--I'm sorry, I'll start again. ({{Beat}}) Bum--oh, what a giveaway!"''
-->-- '''An Art Critic''', as played by Michael Palin, ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus -- "Full-Frontal Nudity"''

Sometimes a character in a book or show--or even the ''author'' of the work--has a lot on their mind. And try their best, they just can't stop blurting it out in a FreudianSlip, at all. And of course ThatCameOutWrong and any attempt to stop the flow just results in more vulgarities. If they're trying to impress someone, they're just plain out of luck. Of course, those with a HairTriggerTemper will always interpret the error as intentional. If you're discussing matters with a stranger, you'll be mistaken for a [[MegatonPunch pervert]].

Similar to DiggingYourselfDeeper and IgnoreTheDisability, which it tends to be used in conjunction with. However, in Ignore the Disability, the humor comes from an uptight member of society inadvertently mentioning an embarrassing or nude peculiarity they had taken pains to avoid, and in Digging Yourself Deeper it comes from the words used being [[ThatCameOutWrong poorly-chosen]], rather than [[FreudianSlip slipping out of the subconscious]].

Compare AccidentalInnuendo, when a person has control over what they say, but doesn't realize any {{Double Entendre}}s that they just spouted.

!!Examples :


[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* In ''Manga/KiniroMosaic'', Shinobu first calls Yoko, then her teacher, mom.

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* In chapter nine of Don Rosa's ComicBook/TheLifeAndTimesOfScroogeMcDuck, "The Billionaire of Dismal Downs", Scrooge's sisters find the lock of Goldie's hair and start teasing him about it while he tries to talk about his property in America:
-->'''Matilda and Hortense:''' Scroogey's got a gir-ruhl! Scroogey's got a gir-ruhl!\\
'''Scrooge:''' The girl--I mean, the land--is in the state of Goldiesota--I mean Calisota--in a small settlement called Goldieburg--I mean Duckburg! Drat!

[[folder:Fan Works]]
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4411143/1/ This]] ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' {{fanfic}} is an JustForFun/{{egregious}} example of this. ''Repeatedly.''
* ''FanFic/FeverDreams'' has poor [[IntoxicationEnsues drunk]] [[Manga/DeathNote Matsuda]]...
-->'''Matsuda''': It was so horrible. I--I feel like I've violated Misa-Misa just by listening to those lies being told to her... I don't want to have sex with two men and Misa-Misa at the same time... (*everyone stares*) No, no, I'm not with this guy, he's just my friend who has sex with my other male friend. [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday I really like women a lot]] [[ThatCameOutWrong and any women who want to be with me, I'll respect them incredibly hard and skillfully with all the right respectful lines that I'm going to learn.]]
-->'''Light''': I don't think you should return to this bar anytime soon.
* In ''WebAnimation/TurnaboutStorm'', [[Franchise/AceAttorney Phoenix]] can't help but to mention [[FishEyes eyes]] when talking with [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Derpy]] [[MemeticBystander Hooves]]. It gets to the point that he just starts saying "me" intead of "eye"--''[[IgnoreTheDisability EYE MEAN "I"!]]''
* In ''{{FanFic/Concentration}}'' [[Manga/DeathNote Matsuda]] asks Light a question while he's busy working on the Kira case:
-->'''Matsuda''' {wearing an ugly suit): Hey, Light-kun.\\
'''Light:''' What is it?\\
'''Matsuda:''' Uhh, you're good with girls, right?\\
'''Light:''' (thinking: ''Hell yeah, I have!'') Well, I have had quite a few girlfriends over the years. So, I guess you could say that.\\
'''Matsuda:''' Well, you see... I'm going on a date with someone in an hour, and, uh, I was sort of wondering if you could give me some advice...\\
'''Light:''' (thinking: ''Well, that explains the ugly suit.'') Oh, sure. Do you want to learn how to make her like you, [[ThePornomancer or how to make her want to knock you over and fuck you into a mattress?]] Because I'm fairly good at both.\\
''The reality that he had quite possibly just said the most awkward thing in his life hit Light when the sound of chairs scraping against the floor reverberated all through the room as everyone in the task force turned to stare at him.''
*** And Light continues [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Digging Himself In Deeper]] when he gives Matsuda lessons on the art of seduction:
-->'''Light:''' [[HoYay I'll demonstrate with Ryuzaki.]] [[HilarityEnsues As absurd and seemingly impossible it is to imagine, just pretend that he's some nice, beautiful young girl, and you want to date her.]]
* Empath speaking to Smurfette in the ''Fanfic/EmpathTheLuckiestSmurf'' story "I Dream Of Smurfette".
-->'''Smurfette''': Empath, what's the matter? You seem to smurf rather nervous about talking of that night.
-->'''Empath''': Oh...well, it's just a little something that rises...I mean, raises this smurf's interest in you, Smurfette. Frankly, this smurf was also thinking of you last night, that you were part of this smurf's dreams.
-->'''Smurfette''': Really? I hope it's not the same kind of dream that every Smurf says they have about me.
-->'''Empath''': Uh, of course not, Smurfette. This smurf would never insert myself into you...I mean, insert you into this smurf's dreams like that to...uh, do anything to you...that is, uh, of that kind of nature.
-->'''Smurfette''': You are the new Smurf around here, so I guess if you even smurfed that kind of dream, I would just think it would be natural for you to smurf it. I'm sorry for bothering you about it, Empath. I should have known that such things wouldn't be what you would smurf during your time in Psychelia.
-->'''Empath''': That's how it is in Psychelia, Smurfette. We're trained to have our thoughts free of anything that would be distracting. This smurf was very sex full...I mean, successful at it before returning home for you...uh, for good.
* In the ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' ParodyFic, "Farce Contact", Captain Archer is making FirstContact with a LivingAphrodisiac.
-->"I am Captain Lecher of Starfuck...Starfleet! I come all over your face ARRGH! I come in peace and umm, look forward to an exchange of bodily fluids...err ideas and culture."

[[folder:Films -- Animated]]
* ''Disney/TreasurePlanet'': Dr. Doppler has a habit of this, switching "adorable" for "deplorable" "Fellow" for "Felon", and, most amusingly, "astronomically" for "anatomically" [[DistractedByTheSexy when talking to the lovely Captain Amelia]].
* ''WesternAnimation/ABugsLife'', after Flik discovers the "warrior bugs" are circus performers:
-->'''Flik:''' Your highness! The warriors have called a secret meeting to make plans for circus--''circumventing'' the oncoming horde, so that we can trapeze--''trap them'' with ease!

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* ''Film/WildWildWest'' (1999). Jim West and Artemus Gordon are discussing Rita Escobar.
--> '''Artemus:''' She's a breath of fresh ass.\\
'''Jim:''' Pardon me?\\
'''Artemus:''' What?\\
'''Jim:''' You said "ass."\\
'''Artemus:''' No, I didn't. I said, "It's nice having her on board, she's a breast of fresh air."\\
'''Jim:''' Let's just get some shut ass.
-->Though note that Jim's is implied to be intentional.
* ''Film/AmericanGraffiti'':
-->'''Debbie''': Is that tuck and roll?\\
'''Terry''': Yeah!\\
'''Debbie''': Bitchin! I just love the feel of tuck and roll upholstery.\\
'''Terry''': Yeah? Well, get in and I'll let you feel it... I mean, you know, you can touch it... uh... I'll let you feel the upholstery.
* Broken out in the interrogation scene in ''Film/AustinPowers in Goldmember'', where the spy is accused of being obsessed with daddy issues.
-->"Nothing could be my father from the truth."\\
"No I dadn't!"
* Used frequently in ''Film/LiarLiar'', the slips being so direct that they barely even count as slips anymore.
* In ''Film/FierceCreatures'', John Cleese has a brilliant monologue about lemurs wherein he is unable to go five words without mentioning Creator/JamieLeeCurtis' breasts. After thoroughly making a fool of himself, he apologizes for his "Freudian slit... er, slut... slot!".
* In ''Film/{{Baseketball}}'', upon encountering the apparently very well-endowed heroes naked in a gym shower, the hero's (rather sexually repressed and simultaneously sexually frustrated) girlfriend finds herself struggling to remain on topic with the furious rant she has prepared for them.
-->'''Jenna''': You're just two selfish men with huge ... egos arguing over which of you is the bigger penis! I mean, child. (pauses for composure) Long wanger. (another pause) Throbbing cock! Oh God, I don't even know what I'm saying anymore!
* In ''Film/NationalLampoonsChristmasVacation'', Clark Griswold is shopping at a department store and tries to make small talk with a buxom female sales clerk at the lingerie counter. The trope is duly employed.
-->"I was just smelling... smiling! I was just blouse... browsing!"\\
"It wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than... hotter than they are!"\\
"It's a bit nipply out... I mean nippy out! HA, HA, HA! What did I say, nipple?"\\
"There are plenty of shopping days until adultery... adulthood. Which is to say, Christmas. As in, Yule. Yule Log. Not a log, I don't have a log, I mean, you know...If I had a log. Not in the sense that you think I said I did."
* In ''Film/InAndOut'', Howard attempts to introduce Peter (who has just passionately kissed him) to his parents: "This is my Peter--uh, my *friend* Peter. We just met at the, uh, intersexual... homosection... INTERSECTION!"
* The play within a movie, ''Noises Off'' , has the actors perform in a comedy/sex farce. A lawyer with his office girl attempts to explain to the housekeeper what he's doing at the otherwise empty house owned by his firm:
-->"I've come to go into a few things... er, to check some of the measurements... uhm, do one or two odd jobs!"
* ''Film/BruceAlmighty'' when Jennifer Aniston's character notices her breasts are bigger.
-->'''Bruce''': Listen I uh have to go. This has been the breast break... breast... thank you.

* The whole extended scene in Creator/MichaelMoorcock's ''[[Literature/TheElricSaga Elric Saga]]'', in which the eponymous albino hero first finds the dread hellsword Stormbringer, a fearsome weapon that often acts according to an agenda of its own, without input from the person wielding it, which often over-rides the conscious will of its owner. To win this three foot length of hard unyielding steel, Elric has to physically enter the Pulsating Cavern, a vertical slit-like aperture almost wholly concealed by a wild growth of gorse and thorn bushes. The Pulsating Cavern is body-warm, drips with glutinous viscous salty liquid, and its walls pulsate rhythmically and are suffused with unearthly pink-red light. A one-way membrane at the end must be broken through, and leads to a large round chamber, in which two swords hang in the air, ''in potentio''. Elric then fights his nemesis, Yyrkoon. The losing sword in the fight, Stormbringer's twin Mournblade, howls with anguish and transforms into the scabbard for Stormbringer. Once plunged into and encased in the scabbard, Stormbringer becomes quiescent, and Elric may then leave the Cavern, his potency restored. Not sure if this subtle metaphor is all that obvious, Mike. Can you dumb it down a little?
* 2013's ''Literature/{{Boneland}}'' by Creator/AlanGarner is the continuation of his 1960 and 1963 novels ''Literature/TheWeirdstoneOfBrisingamen'' and ''Literature/TheMoonOfGomrath''. The last book is a psychodrama that plays with the idea the events of the first two books might be complete fantasy created inside the head of Colin Whisterfield to deal with a series of shattering traumas in early adolescence. For instance, that the memory of being abducted by a black-magic witch straight out of the pages of a not-very-good fantasy story, and by her evil dwarf servant, masks a more "mundane" case of childhood sexual assault. The Dwarf did threaten him with penetration by a long rigid sword, and was even ''called'' Pelis The False--one letter away from... and the witch did greet him with "Welcome. Long have our teeth rusted seeking ''your'' flesh." He recalls being tied down, soiling himself and lying in immobile terror...

[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* In the ''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 MST3K]]'' episode "Cave Dwellers", when the hero is standing there captured and shirtless...
-->'''Crow:''' Well, tit's all over--I mean, ''it's'' all over for you, Ator! I know we've been breast--''best'' friends... damn it.
** Tom Servo, in a later episode: "Ma'am, may I pour you a buttock?--I mean a ''nip?''--'''drink?'''"
* This happens a lot in ''Series/{{Coupling}}'':
** Jane comes out with a beauty when trying to explain an earlier FreudianSlip. Suffice it to say, she ends up saying penis a lot.
---> '''Jane''': I do not say "penis" when I mean penis! I mean, penis! Penis, car, penis, car...
** Patrick does one in an earlier episode
---> Have a look at my penis, it just won't start. (followed by) You're the one who started talking about traitors in the first place. Penises. not traitors, penises.
** Jeff has an irrational fear of this (although, since he's Jeff, his fear may not be so irrational) while preparing for a job interview. His friends' efforts to help him only make things worse.
--->'''Jeff''': I'm going to be sitting there trying to convince them I'm a safe choice for senior accountant, and suddenly I'm a naked man saying "vulva".
* ''Series/{{Frasier}}''. Martin is reading a sex ad paper.
-->'''Martin:''' Would you stop moping, it'll all work ass.
** And later, still reading the paper:
--->'''Martin:''' Listen, your job's to give him the party he wants. Everything else is between them. It's absolutely none of your boobs!
* The ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' episode "A Night in Sickbay" had Archer doing this in front of T'Pol, since it was implied he had feelings for her.
* One ''Series/TheKidsInTheHall'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SeJrK-v6OA skit,]] involving a businessman asking his secretary to write a letter for him, takes this to the point of complete incoherence. He is unable to speak five words without mentioning breasts in some way, and eventually forms a sentence made almost entirely of words for breasts.
** Which he then topped a week later... [[CrowningMomentOfFunny with a male assistant]]. Who [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight takes it all in stride]].
* ''Series/PeepShow'' has an example of this when Mark is in therapy. During the WordAssociationTest, what Mark really thinks of is said in voiceover before he speaks.
-->'''Therapist:''' Just say the first thing that comes to mind. Money.\\
'''Mark:''' (Everything.) ...not everything.\\
'''Therapist:''' Children.\\
'''Mark:''' (Blind.) Uh, short.\\
'''Therapist:''' Father.\\
'''Mark:''' (Führer.) Football.\\
'''Therapist:''' Mother.\\
'''Mark:''' (Sophie.) Fuck! -- No, not [[OedipusComplex fuck]]!
* Pretty much the entire shtick of Hugh Dennis' Tongue Twister Minister from ''Series/{{The Imaginitively Titled Punt And Dennis Show}}''.
* The ''Series/FawltyTowers'' episode "The Germans" combines this with IgnoreTheDisability: Basil implores Polly not to "mention [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII the war]]" to a group of German guests, then proceeds to invoke the trope while talking with them himself.
-->'''Basil:''' Do you wish to eat now? Or would you like to have a drink before the war...-NING! That trespassers will be tied up with piano wire--sorry, Sorry!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snwMnyoXd64 This]] sketch from ''Series/{{Ihmebantu}}'' (in Finnish, sorry.) Could also work as an example for HollywoodTourettes.
* ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'' used it frequently. Very, very frequently. (Not to mention variedly. It could range from everything from the common FreudianSlip (such as in the page quote) to [[IgnoreTheDisability unwelcome thoughts about gigantic teeth]].)
-->'''Interviewer''': From the world of the theatre we turn to the world of dental hygiene. No, no, no, no. From the world of the theatre we turn to the silver screen. We honour one of the silver screen's outstanding writer-dentists... writer-directors, Martin Curry who is visiting London to have a tooth out, for the pre-molar, er... premiere of his filling, film next Toothday--Tuesday, at the Dental Theatre... Film Theatre. Martin Curry talking to Matthew Palate--Padget!
* In the ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen'' episode "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover", Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of Barbara, a girl in his class that has large breasts. When his father, Alan goes to speak to the principal, he meets a busty woman, and says: "Oh, you must be Boober's mom! I mean, Barbara's mams. Hi!"
* On an episode of ''Series/ThirdRockFromTheSun'' Dick seems to notice his office assistant is attractive for the first time. It causes him to drop a potted plant.
--->'''Dick''': I'm sorry, I dropped your firm buttocks. Uh, ''fern'' buttocks. FERN! ... ... buttocks.
* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gesm2CiVbuo this clip,]] the newsanchor is apparently embracing [[AllWomenAreLustful her shadow slut]] when she goofs when talking about an upcoming sausage competition that she'll be judging.

* In ''Don't Touch That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers'', the Creator/FiresignTheatre troupe stages a parody of Archie and Jughead serials, in which the entire high-school building vanishes and the panicked principal tries to reassure the students over a loudspeaker:
-->'''Principal Poop''': I must make my dirty--I mean, duty, clean--CLEAR!

* In ''Theatre/SheLovesMe'', Amalia is writing her "Vanilla Ice Cream" letter:
-->'''Amalia''': I sat there waiting in that cafe, and never guessing that you were fat-- ''(She crosses this out)'' That you were near. You were outside looking bald...

* [[http://grimbles.comicgenesis.com/d/20020729.html "Booker Grimble gives his keynote speech at the annual meeting of the Society for Sufferers of Chronic Freudian Slip Syndrome."]]
* ''Webcomic/{{PvP}}'':
-->'''Brent:''' Hello, I'm looking for a rack of mine named juggs.
* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp05282009.shtml Davan's new girl Vanessa]] in ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'' seems to be prone to this. [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp07012009.shtml The author even lamp-shades it.]]
* In ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde suddenly find themselves on a platform with a teenage parallel universe version of their mother ''and'' a similarly aged version of John's mother from the same parallel universe. Dave has a great deal of trouble processing this.
-->ROSE: Dave, even I'm having less trouble referring to Roxy by her name consistently, and I was the one who grew up knowing her as my literal mother.\\
DAVE: see rose yall worrying about nothing as usual\\
DAVE: moms fine with it\\
DAVE: moxy\\
ROXY: snort \\
DAVE: lets reboot all trains of thought starting now\\
DAVE: how much longer til his hot moms awake\\
DAVE: mom\\
DAVE: i mean his\\
DAVE: not mine\\
DAVE: his mom not my hot mom\\
DAVE: my mom i mean\\
DAVE: fucking hell\\
DAVE: not my mom his\\
DAVE: johns hot mom\\

[[folder:Web Original]]
* The end of the ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' video on ''Franchise/TombRaider'' has Yahtzee, who has promised to make no breast jokes throughout the video, coming up with a series of video game ideas with more and more words being substituted by the word "bosoms". He then breaks down into a HurricaneOfEuphemisms for bosoms.
*** The "STONKING GREAT" Ladies T-shirt, [[FunTShirt now available in stores]].
** Also, in his review of ''VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}}'', he maintains that the fetishization going on with the character doesn't affect him at all. A minute later he says "the gameplay is adequate at breast. ''Best''." Then he continues doing them on set intervals during the rest of the review.
** It reaches its peak when he amends a slip with the exact same word: "...And at some points, the game seems to pull death sequences out of its ass--I mean, ass..."
* More or less the same thing happens to [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]] when he tries to discuss the part of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX'' where [[MsFanservice Lulu]] is introduced.
--> Tits jugs Lu--I mean ''it's just'' Lulu, the Boob Mage--''Black'' Mage. Sorry I'm just pretty funbags--FLUSTERED!
** It culminates in a long rant about how ''physically impossible'' her figure is.
--> She must have learned magic just to deal with lower back pain!
** And an in-character, non-sexual example as Dr. Harburg in his Phantasmagoria2 LP.
--> Oh, gee. Look at the freak-TIME, time, I mean! Uh, I really have a psycho-I mean, I really have to go! I'm uh, maniac another killer for murder-I mean, meeting another client for dinner! Dammit!
* From ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnSBIMfmv7I Kid Farm.]]''
--> If you date someone and don't wind up marrying that person, it could lead to a lot of pain. You could still secretly be in love with that person, and regret not doing the right thing and marrying Jean. I mean Jean. I mean Jean Engvall. I mean that person. Jean.
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's starts his review of ''Film/BarbWire'' (starring the famously well-endowed Pamela Anderson) by messing up his {{catchphrase}}:
--> Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic! I remember it, so you don't boobies! I mean, boobies, in the boobies boobies...uh...
* In Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses fourth anniversary, WebVideo/ToBoldlyFlee, Film Brain is sent to get Linkara and Nostalgia Chick, but he catches them having sex ([[NotWhatItLooksLike or so he believes]]). When he comes back to report to Nostalgia Critic, this exchange happens:
--> '''Critic:''' Well, are they coming?
--> '''Film Brain:''' Well, that's a loaded question...
--> '''Critic:''' What?
--> '''Film Brain:''' OH, nothing. They're getting busy--KEEPING busy with heterosexual--EXTRACURRICULAR asstivities--Activities!
* ''WebSite/SFDebris'' can't get though a scene with [[Series/StarTrekVoyager Harry Kim and Tom Paris]] without doing this. Though he tries. Oh God does he try. ("Parturition")
-->"Tom's impressed, quickly taking hold of Harry's instrument--er, I mean, complimenting Harry on his...showing his appreciation of...[[PorkyPigPronunciation Tom has a clarinet]]. Harry's a little hesitant, but Tom insists that Harry slip that instrument between his lips— (beat) ...Use proper tongue technique— (beat)... supplemented by careful finger manipulation along the long shaft of hard wood— (beat) ...to make beautiful music— (beat) ...I give up. I award this scene the Congressional Medal of Gay".
** And a CallBack in "Non Sequitur. Sure, Harry's left his hot horny fiancée behind to go grab a stick and play with Tom, but dammit there's nothing gay about it!
--->"Harry's just trying to convince Tom to come back with him to [[UsefulNotes/SanFrancisco San Francisc--!]] (beat) ...Harry wants Tom in the pilot's sea--! (beat) Harry knows that Tom is good with his hands—! shit."
** "Catherine Tit--[[Creator/CatherineTate Tate!]]" "Donna Nipple— [[Series/DoctorWho Noble!]]" "Substantial shift in boobies!—[[OverlyLongGag dynamic]]."
* From ''WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv'':
-->'''Ryuk:''' [[MonsterRoommate Tell you what—I need a place to stay.]] [[FreudianSlip If you let me bunk with you maybe we can experiment together.]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial W-with the Death Note. Not each other.]] You're a sick little girl, you know that?!
-->'''Light:''' But I'm a boy!
-->'''Ryuk:''' ''Riiight.''
* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20395_5-heartwarming-accomplishments-by-hardened-prison-inmates.html This]] ''Website/{{Cracked}}'' article goes from Werner von Siemens to Wiener von Semen to Dong von Jizz.
* Some pranksters set a person's phone to autocorrect a common word to a vulgar one, leading to the prankee repeating the word in text messages to increasingly panicky justification that they're not doing it on purpose.

[[folder:Video Games]]
* In ''[[VideoGame/PokeParkWii PokéPark 2: Wonders Beyond]]'', [[BigEater Munchlax]] is [[IWasToldThereWouldBeCake excited about free cake]] and accidentally calls Wish Park "Wish Cake".

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
** In "The Last Temptation Of Homer", Homer is trapped in an elevator with his co-worker Mindy: "Looks like we'll be going down together--oop--I mean... getting off togethe--I mean... I'll just push the button for the stimulator--I mean elevator!"
** In the RearWindowHomage episode "Bart of Darkness", Bart breaks his leg. He wants his friends to sign his cast, but [[FairweatherFriend no one does]] because they are too distracted by the Simpson family's new swimming pool. Bart talks Milhouse into signing, but he signs his name as "Milpool". He then hurries away [[INeedToGoIronMyDog to look for his glasses]] ... which are on his face.
** In "The Sweetest Apu", when Homer and Marge are playing badminton with Apu and Manjula, and Apu is cheating on her:
--->'''Homer''': The score is dirty love... I mean, thirty, love! I mean, anyone for penis?!... I'll just get the cock... shuttlecock!
** In "Sky Police", Chief Wiggum is mistakenly delivered a jetpack intended for Brigadier General Clancy ''Wiggins''. He signs his name as "Chief Clancy Jetpack".
** In the third segment of "Treehouse of Horror XXVIII", Homer becomes obsessed with [[{{Autocannibalism}} eating himself]] and we get this exchange when Flanders invites him over for a barbecue.
-->'''Ned:''' [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Homer Simpson, you don't like steak anymore?]]
-->'''Homer:''' Actually, I've become a bit of a ''me''-gan. Do you have any spaghetti with my balls--uh, meatballs?
* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'':
** In "Death Has A Shadow", regarding [[UnconfessedUnemployment Peter losing his job and his reluctance to tell Lois]]:
--->'''Peter:''' Not a word to your mother about my getting canned.\\
'''Lois:''' What?\\
'''Peter:''' Nothing. Ooh, the lost-my-job smells great!\\
'''Lois:''' Excuse me?\\
'''Peter:''' Uh, Meg, honey, could you please pass the fired-my-ass-for-negligence?\\
'''Lois:''' Peter, are you feeling okay?\\
'''Peter:''' What are you talking about, Lois? I feel great. I haven't got a job in the world!
** In "Road To Rhode Island" Lois insisted Peter watch some marriage counseling tapes with her. They turned out to be pornos that sent the woman out of the room, did some dirty things, and then demanded the viewer buy the next tape to see what happened next. Each progressive tape was more expensive, though...
-->'''Lois:''' Peter, $49.95 for a counselin' tape?\\
'''Peter:''' Now Lois, our marriage can't be measured in [[NippleAndDimed nipples and dimes]]. I mean nickels and boobs. ...money.
** In "From Method To Madness", Meg calls her parents out for being prejudiced against their nudist neighbors.
-->'''Lois:''' Now, Meg, don't get testes--er, testy! Nuts, I mean "crap".
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "The Deep South": trapped underwater, Hermes seems a little ''too'' eager to [[NoPartyLikeADonnerParty resort to eating Zoidberg]], as he suggests a lunch of "lobster Zoidberg... I mean, Lobster Newberg... [[ZigZaggedTrope I mean, Doctor Zoidberg."]]
* ''WesternAnimation/HomeMovies'' with a scene around the dinner table (well, between Brendan and his Mom), where Brendan is trying to avoid talking about acting class, which he's been kicked out of, and his mother is trying not to think about the guy in her adult writing class that she's been passionately making out with for no reason. You know what? [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkjy7iSDhck Watch the first minute of this.]] Now *that's* a Freudian Slippery Slope.