Neanderthal Man. Java Man. Peking Man.
Piltdown Man. Nebraska Man. Encino Man. Our cousins or predecessors. What were they like? What did they eat, where did they live, how did they behave? What dreams might they have had, what primal gods did they revere? The fact is, most pulp authors just
do not do the research, and lump these worthies into a mass of savage, knuckle-dragging
thugs:
Beast Man.
Ape Man.
Frazetta Man.
Named for the art of
Frank Frazetta, Frazetta Man is the generic subhuman native of the
Lost World. He most likely
Wants Our Women, and is prepared to pursue them across hundreds of miles of jungle and savanna. He is applied in
hordes, can
rarely be reasoned with, and basically exists to be triumphed over by
Mighty Whitey so the locals may be properly awed. Yes, Frazetta Man truly brings all kinds of
Unfortunate Implications to the table in this enlightened age.
Your basic Frazetta Man has the wiry build of a chimpanzee, though he is generally around human size if not larger. He'll be covered in hair (usually not fur) and will rarely wield any weapon more sophisticated than a
knobkerrie. Seldom if ever
will females or children of the species be seen, perhaps explaining his fixation on the
Nubile Savage in the
Fur Bikini.
* His language, if he has progressed beyond the grunting stage, will be
simple and
brutal, and his gods will exist primarily to excuse his bloodthirsty nature.
More intelligent species of Frazetta Man exist, physically little different but typically adorned in primitive jewelry and using weapons as advanced as swords or axes. Such varieties often function as
Mooks for the local
Big Bad, and may shade over into
orcish or
Beast Man territory.
Examples
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Film - Animated
Film - Live-Action
Literature
Video Games
- In Brütal Legend, the Headbangers are a silly version of Frazetta Men. They are built like Neanderthals, and only know how to bang their heads against rocks for mining purposes, so they are used as slave labor without the need of bars and chains. The Hero then introduces them to Heavy Metal, and compels them to bang their heads for freedom instead. They gain intelligence as the story goes by, building cars and weapons.
- Common foes in the jungles of Quest for Glory III.
Real Life
- Homo Heidelbergensis, an ancestor of both modern humans and neanderthals, stood at an average height of 1.8m and an estimated weight of 100 kg. In southern Africa numerous individuals have been found that surpassed heights of 2.1m.