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2005
2006
- 16 Blocks
- Aachi And Ssipak
- Accepted
- Akeelah And The Bee
- All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (note: while the film was made in 2006, it was only released in Britain in 2008, and is still awaiting its American release)
- Alpha Dog
- Amazing Grace
- An American Haunting
- Animal Crossing (Doubutsu no Mori)
- Animal Winter Games
- Another Gay Movie
- The Ant Bully
- Apocalypto
- Aquamarine
- Arthur and the Invisibles
- Art School Confidential
- Attack Force
- Babel
- Badly Drawn Roy
- Bandidas — Lovely Angels, Les Yay and Fanservice ahoy!
- The Barbie Diaries
- Barnyard
- Basic Instinct 2
- Beerfest
- Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
- Benchwarmers
- Big Nothing
- Black Christmas 2006 — The remake
- The Black Dahlia
- Blood Diamond
- Bloodrayne
- Bon Cop, Bad Cop — A Canadian Buddy Cop Film.
- Borat — Sasha Baron Cohen's magnum opus.
- The Bothersome Man — A soul-crushingly bleak comedy from Norway.
- Broken Trail
- Brother Bear 2: Kenai meets up with a childhood crush.
- The Bubble
- Bug
- A Car's Life: Sparky's Big Adventure
- Cars
- Catchand Release
- Children Of Men
- Click
- Cocaine Cowboys — documentary on the cocaine trade in Miami.
- College Saga — Pastiche of Japanese Role Playing Games.
- The Covenant
- Crank
- The Curiosity Of Chance
- Curse Of The Golden Flower — Chinese cinema taking place in the Forbidden City with much backstabbing.
- The Dead Girl
- Déjà Vu
- The Departed
- Desperation
- The Devil Wears Prada
- Dor
- Dragon Tiger Gate
- Dreamgirls - Based on the 1981 stage play.
- Easter Bunny, Kill! Kill!
- Eight Below
- Elephants Dream
- Employee Of The Month
- Facing The Giants - Anvilicious Christian Football Movie
- The Fall
- Fearless
- Fido
- Flicka
- Flushed Away
- Flyboys
- For Your Consideration
- The Fountain
- Frostbite
- Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus
- Gamera The Brave — Currently the only Gamera film in the Millenium Era.
- Gandhi At The Bat — A 2006 short subject mockumentary based on a 1983 New Yorker short story.
- The Girl Who Leapt Through Time — 2006 animated adaptation of a novel released in the 1970s.
- Glory Road
- Good Wilt Hunting — Made-for-TV movie based off of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends that explains how Wilt lost his arm.
- Grandma's Boy
- Gray Matters
- The Guardian
- Happy Feet
- Hatchet — not to be confused with the novel
- The Hamiltons
- The Hills Have Eyes
- The History Boys
- The Hoax
- The Host
- The Holiday
- Idiocracy — 500 years from now, society becomes incredibly stupid and dependent on a sports drink.
- The Illusionist
- Ils
- I'm a Cyborg, But That's Okay
- An Inconvenient Truth — aka "Al Gore gives an important powerpoint presentation."
- Inland Empire
- It's a Boy Girl Thing
- Jane Eyre - miniseries starring Ruth Wilson.
- Jesus Camp —Fundamentalism: The Movie
- John Tucker Must Die
- Karla
- Kenny — Nothing to do with the one from South Park.
- Kokoda
- Lady In The Water — A movie drowned by the ego of M Night Shyamalan
- Land of the Blind
- Last Holiday
- The Last King of Scotland
- The Last Winter
- Legend Of The Black Scorpion
- Lets Go to Prison
- Little Man
- Little Miss Sunshine
- The Lives of Others
- Love My Life
- Lucky Number Slevin
- Man of the Year
- The Marine
- Marie Antoinette
- Madeas Family Reunion
- Memoirs of a Geisha
- Memories of Matsuko
- Miami Vice. Film adaptation of the 1980s series.
- Midnight Sun
- Monster House
- Motor Home Massacre
- My Super Ex Girlfriend
- Nacho Libre
- The Nativity Story
- Night of the Living Dead 3D — Second remake.
- Night Watch
- The Omen
- Once
- One Night With The King
- Open Season
- OSS 117 Cairo Nest Of Spies
- Outsourced
- Over The Hedge
- The Painted Veil
- Pan's Labyrinth — Alice in Wonderland meets The Brothers Grimm.
- Paprika
- Pathogen
- Penelope
- Perfume: The Story of a Murderer — A film adaptation of the German novel Das Parfüm
- The Pet
- Pirates of the Great Salt Lake
- Poseidon
- Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
- A Prairie Home Companion
- The Prestige
- Princess
- The Pursuit Of Happyness
- The Queen
- Right at Your Door
- Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles
- Rocky Balboa — The Italian Stallion comes out of retirement, conveniently forgetting the brain trauma of his fifth outing.
- Running Scared
- Running With Scissors
- RV
- Saikano
- A Scanner Darkly — the world's first 100% rotoscoped film, starring Keanu Reeves.
- School For Scoundrels
- The Science Of Sleep
- Séance
- See No Evil
- Seraphim Falls
- Severance
- She's the Man
- Shortbus
- Silent Hill
- Sleepover — Cliché Storm of serious fluffy tween movie crap.
- Slither
- Smokin Aces
- Snakes on a Plane — A film custom made for Memetic Mutation.
- Snow Cake
- Something New
- Spiders Web A Pigs Tale
- Starter For 10
- Stay Alive
- Stick It
- Straight Story
- Stranger Than Fiction — One of the most meta movies ever made.
- Subject Two
- Superman: Brainiac Attacks — A direct-to-DVD movie that meant to ride the success of...
- Superman Returns — Moderately unsuccessful revival, continuing on from the first two Christopher Reeve films. Also, WRONG!!!!.
- Tales from Earthsea
- Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
- Tell No One
- Tenacious D In The Pick Of Destiny — The Power of Rock incarnate!
- Thank You For Smoking
- This Film Is Not Yet Rated
- This Is England — Coming of Age Story about skinheads in The Eighties
- The Ugly Duckling and Me
- Thr3e
- Triad Election
- Tristan And Isolde Film adaptation of the old tale.
- Ultimate Avengers
- Ultraviolet
- United93
- V for Vendetta. Adaptation of the comic book.
- Vampire Cop Ricky
- Volver
- Waist Deep — A man has to save his kidnapped son.
- Warriors Of Terra
- We Are Marshall
- Wendy Wu Homecoming Warrior
- When a Killer Calls
- When a Stranger Calls
- The Wicker Man — So Bad, It's Good remake with Nicolas Cage.
- The Wild
- The Wind That Shakes The Barley
- The Wolfhound
- The Woods
- Wristcutters: A Love Story
- Yeti A Love Story
- You Me And Dupree
- Yo Yo Girl Cop
- The Zombie Diaries
- Zombies Anonymous
- Zoom Academy For Superheroes
- Zwartboek
- Zyzzyx Road — Notable for grossing just $20.
2007
- 1408 — You only wish it was haunted...
- 300
- 30 Days of Night
- 3:10 to Yuma
- 5ive Girls
- Eighty Eight Minutes — This Al Pacino movie lasts longer than the name of the title, by the way.
- Across The Universe — A trippy Jukebox Musical featuring the songs of The Beatles
- An American Crime
- American Gangster
- An Arctic Tale — A documentary about polar bears and walruses
- Arn: The Knight Templar
- The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford
- Atonement
- August Rush
- Awake
- Ballet Shoes
- Balls Of Fury
- The Band's Visit
- Battle For Terra
- Bee Movie
- Before The Devil Knows You're Dead
- Ben X
- Big Man Japan
- Black Sheep
- Black Snake Moan — Samuel L. Jackson watches over a half-naked Christina Ricci.
- Blades of Glory
- Beowulf — "I'm here to kill your monster."
- Borderland
- Bratz
- The Brave One — "And as you know, I walk the city"
- Breach
- Bridge To Terabithia
- The Bucket List — Two old friends have a few last things to do before they die.
- Captivity
- Carved
- Charlie Bartlett
- Charlie Wilsons War
- Chop Shop
- The Condor
- The Counterfeiters
- Los Cronocrimenes
- Cthulhu
- Curse of the Zodiac — "FAT FUCK!"
- D War
- Daddy Day Camp — Toilet Humor: The Movie.
- Daddys Little Girls
- Damnatus — Sci-fi thriller set in the universe of Warhammer 40000
- Dan In Real Life — A comedy-drama about a widower who falls for a woman who turns out to be dating his brother.
- The Darjeeling Limited
- Dead Silence
- Death Sentence
- Death at a Funeral — The original British version.
- The Deaths of Ian Stone
- Disturbia — Modern remake of Rear Window
- Eagle Vs Shark
- Eastern Promises: A hard-hitting look into the world of the Russian Mafia, courtesy of David Cronenberg.
- Eden Log
- The Elite Squad
- Enchanted: Disney's Affectionate Parody of... a Disney movie.
- Five Centimeters Per Second
- For the Bible Tells Me So
- Freedom Writers
- Frontier(s)
- The Game Plan — A football player finds out he has a cute young daughter.
- Georgia Rule
- Ghost Rider: A B-level adaptation of the Marvel Comics character.
- The Golden Compass: ...decayed, if pretty, adaptation of the His Dark Materials book (the book also called Northern Lights in the UK).
- Gone Baby Gone
- Good Luck Chuck
- Grindhouse — A love letter to 70's B-movies created by the dynamic duo of Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez.
- Hairspray—Adaptation of the 1988 film/Broadway musical.
- The Hammer —Underrated comedy written by and starring Adam Carolla.
- Happily N'Ever After
- The Haunting Hour
- The Hitcher
- Hitman
- Hot Fuzz — One of the greatest buddy cop films ever.
- Hot Rod
- Hounddog
- The Hunting Party
- Im Not There
- I Am Legend
- I Know Who Killed Me — Lindsay Lohan vehicle, which is often deemed to suck.
- I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry
- I Really Hate My Job
- Imprint
- Inside
- Inside Man
- Into The Wild
- In The Valley Of Elah
- The Invasion
- The Invincible Iron Man
- The Invisible
- I Think I Love My Wife
- The Jane Austen Book Club
- Joshua
- Juno — the best story about Teen Pregnancy, which happens to be a Coming of Age comedy starring Ellen Page.
- Kickin' It Old School
- Kim Possible Movie So The Drama
- The Kingdom
- The King of Kong
- The Kite Runner
- Knocked Up
- Lars and the Real Girl
- The Last Legion
- The Last Mimzy — A stuffed rabbit toy seeks the help of two children.
- The Lookout
- Love and Honor
- Lust, Caution
- The Machine Girl
- Magicians
- The Man from Earth
- Ma-Mha
- Meet the Robinsons
- The Messengers
- Michael Clayton
- A Mighty Heart
- The Mist
- Moonbeam Bear and His Friends — German animated film about a bear and his friends as they get the moon back up in the sky after it was accidentally knocked out.
- Mother of Tears
- Mr Beans Holiday — Second feature length outing. More faithful to the original series than the first.
- Mr. Brooks
- Mr Magoriums Wonder Emporium
- Music and Lyrics
- The Namesake
- My Name Is Bruce
- Nancy Drew — An adaptation of the titular girl sleuth.
- The Nanny Diaries
- Negative Happy Chainsaw Edge
- Next
- No Country For Old Men — One of Creator/heCoenBrothers' darker productions.
- The Nines
- Nocturna
- Norbit — Eddie Murphy in a Fat Suit plus Unfortunate Implications
- The Number 23
- Origin: Spirits of the Past
- Om Shanti Om
- The Orphanage — Spanish horror film.
- P2
- Paranoid Park
- Paranormal Activity
- Partner — So Bad, It's Good Bollywood film.
- Persepolis
- The Pixar Story
- The Poughkeepsie Tapes
- Premonition
- Press Start
- Primer
- Ratatouille
- [REC]
- Reign Over Me
- The Return of Hanuman
- Rise: Blood Hunter
- Rogue
- Run Fatboy Run
- Saving Sarah Cain
- The Schoolgirls Diary
- Seachd The Inaccessible Pinnacle
- Secret
- The Secret of the Magic Gourd
- The Secrets
- The Seeker
- Shelter
- Shoot 'Em Up
- Shooter
- Shrooms
- Sick Girl
- The Simpsons Movie
- Smiley Face
- Snuff 102 — Why be moral, when we can be anonymous?
- Southland Tales — Mind Screw: The Movie
- Space Thunder Kids
- Spider Lilies
- Stardust
- St Trinians
- Sugar Creek Gang
- Sukiyaki Western Django
- Sunshine
- Superbad
- Surf's Up
- Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
- Sydney White
- Teeth
- Ten Inch Hero
- There Will Be Blood — "I drink your milkshake!"
- TMNT — The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, based on the black and white comics
- The Tracey Fragments
- Transformers
- Transmorphers
- Undead or Alive
- Underdog
- Vacancy
- Virgin Territory
- Waitress
- Walk Hard
- War
- Wasting Away
- Watching the Detectives
- We Are The Strange
- Widow
- Wild Hogs
- The Wizard of Gore
- Yobi The Five Tailed Fox
- Youth Without Youth
- XXY
- Zodiac
2008
- 10,000 BC
- $9.99
- Twenty One
- 27 Dresses
- Admiral
- The Alphabet Killer
- An American Carol
- Amusement
- Another Cinderella Story
- Anvil The Story Of Anvil
- April Fool's Day — Loose remake of the 1986 film.
- The Ark of Truth — See Stargate Verse.
- Attack of the Giant Leeches
- Australia
- The Auteur
- Autopsy
- The Baader Meinhof Complex
- Babylon AD
- Baby Mama
- The Bank Job
- Barbie and the Diamond Castle
- Bedtime Stories
- Be Kind Rewind
- Big Buck Bunny
- Birdemic
- Blindness
- Body Of Lies
- Bolt
- Bottle Shock
- The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas
- The Broken
- Bronson
- Burn After Reading
- Camp Rock — Endless parade of pop music.
- Carver
- Changeling
- The Chaser
- Chemical Wedding — The reincarnation of Aleister Crowley
 through a virtual reality experiment gone wrong.
- The Children
- Chocolate
- Choke
- Cinderella Four By Four
- CJ 7
- The Class: A French teacher struggles with his assorted students.
- Cloverfield — A modern monster film from the creator of LOST.
- Colin — Low-budget Zombie Apocalyse
- College
- Comanche Moon
- The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button — A man's aging process goes in reverse.
- The Dark Knight
- The Day The Earth Stood Still 2008 — Remake starring Keanu Reeves.
- Deadgirl
- Death on Demand — Halloween Resurrection 2.0
- Dear Zachary
- Death Race
- Death Racers
- Definitely, Maybe
- Delgo
- Doomsday
- Dragon Hunters
- Drillbit Taylor
- The Duchess
- Eagle Eye
- Eden Lake
- The Escapist
- Exam
- Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed
- The Eye
- The Facts in the Case of Mister Hollow
- The Family That Preys
- Far Cry
- Felon
- A Film With Me In It — Irish black comedy/thriller
- Fireproof
- First Sunday
- Flash Of Genius
- The Flight Before Christmas
- Fly Me to the Moon
- The Forbidden Kingdom
- Forgetting Sarah Marshall
- Franklyn
- Fred Claus
- Frost/Nixon
- Get Smart
- Ghost Town
- Ghost Voyage
- The Good The Bad The Weird
- God On Trial
- Goth
- Gran Torino
- Grizzly Park
- Gutterballs
- Gym Teacher: The Movie
- Hancock — In which a superpowered Jerk Ass is made socially acceptable.
- Happy Go Lucky
- Hamlet 2
- The Happening
- The Haunting of Molly Hartley
- Henry Poole Is Here
- Hey, Hey, It's Esther Blueburger
- Hipsters
- Home Movie
- Horton Hears a Who
- The Hottie And The Nottie — The title, and the fact that it stars Paris Hilton, should tell you everything you need to know.
- The House Bunny
- How to be a Serial Killer
- Hunger''
- I Can't Think Straight
- I Sell The Dead
- Igor
- In Bruges — Hitmen holiday in Belgium.
- In The Name Of The King A Dungeon Siege Tale
- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull — Indy! Commies! Aliens! Oh, my!
- Ip Man
- It's Alive
- JCVD
- Journey To Saturn
- Jumper
- Kung Fu Dunk
- Kung Fu Panda
- Lake Mungo
- Lakeview Terrace — a racist cop scares an innocent interracial couple next door.
- L: change the WorLd
- Leatherheads
- Let The Right One In
- LOL
- Love Exposure
- The Love Guru
- Mamma Mia!
- Man on Wire
- Marley and Me
- Martyrs
- Max Manus
- Max Payne
- The Missing Lynx
- Meet Dave
- Mesrine
- Mia and the Migoo
- The Midnight Meat Train
- Midnight Movie
- Milk
- Minutemen
- Mirrors
- Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day
- My Best Friends Girl
- Never Back Down
- Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow
- Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
- Nim's Island
- Ogre
- One Missed Call — American remake
- The Onion Movie
- The Other Boleyn Girl
- Outlander
- Outpost
- Passchendaele
- Pineapple Express
- The Poker House
- Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea
- Prom Night 2008 — The in name only remake of the 1980 film.
- Quarantine
- Rachel Getting Married
- Rambo — Johnny comes back for a fourth time to help out against a horrible genocide in Burma.
- The Red Baron
- The Reader
- Redbelt
- Red Cliff
- Red Roses and Petrol
- Religulous
- Repo! The Genetic Opera
- Resident Evil Degeneration — Canonical to the games
- Righteous Kill — Al Pacino and Robert De Niro: The Other Movie
- Rock N Rolla
- Revolutionary Road
- Roadside Romeo
- The Rocker
- Role Models
- The Ruins
- Sauna
- Seven Pounds
- Sex Drive
- Shark in Venice
- Sita Sings the Blues
- Skin — First released in Canada, Brazil, and parts of the US. Later released in 2009 in parts of Europe and other parts of the US.
- The Sky Crawlers
- Slumdog Millionaire
- Son of Rambow
- Space Chimps
- Speed Racer — The best live-action anime film made.
- The Spiderwick Chronicles
- The Spirit — In which Frank Miller forgets he's not making another Sin City movie.
- Splinter
- Stargate Continuum
- Stilyagi
- Step Brothers
- The Strangers
- Street Kings
- Superhero Movie
- Synecdoche, New York
- The Tale Of Despereaux
- Tokyo Gore Police
- Traitor
- Tropic Thunder — A Troperiffic tale of Hollywood and the people and films it makes.
- Untraceable
- Valkyrie
- Vantage Point — Everybody argues over Who Shot JFK?
- Vicky Cristina Barcelona
- Visioneers
- W.
- The Wackness — Starring Josh Peck, of all people.
- WALL•E
- Waltz with Bashir
- Wanted
- War, Inc.
- Die Welle
- Were the World Mine
- What Just Happened
- Wild Child
- The Women — Remake of the 1939 film of the same name, also loosely remade in 1956 as The Opposite Sex. Notable for having an all-female cast.
- The Wrestler — A star turn by Mickey Rourke.
- The X-Files: I Want to Believe
- Yes Man
- You Don't Mess with the Zohan
- Zack And Miri Make A Porno
- Zombie Strippers
- Eight Days To Live
2009
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