->''Upon discovering that Miles Black, the famous phrenologist from Yorkshire, was going to take up yodeling to lonely goats in Bali, James White decided to balance four planks of wood on a beer keg and call it an abstract work of art in the style of a famous fourteenth-century architect, just going to prove that people will read any old garbage if they think there will be a good pun at the end of it.''
-->-- The Grand Panjandrum's Special Award for Vile Puns, [[http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2008win.html The 2008 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest]]

A short-{{short story}} (300 words on the average, although 500-word examples exist), ending in a pun or a punchline that is pretty obviously the only reason for the story's existence. The telling detail in a Feghoot is the [[LamePunReaction groan emitted by the reader/listener when he hits the punchline]]. In essence, an OverlyPrePreparedGag in short story form.

Named for the character Ferdinand Feghoot, created by ScienceFiction author Reginald Bretnor using the pen name Grendel Briarton. Bretnor chronicled Feghoot's adventures in the multi-year series "Through Time and Space with Ferdinand Feghoot!", in which each installment was a short-short that ended in a horrific pun.

Compare with ShaggyDogStory. A form of OverlyPrePreparedGag. See also CollectiveGroan, which will certainly result if the Feghoot is told well.
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!!Examples:


[[AC: {{Comedy}}]]

* [[http://longestjokeintheworld.com/ "The Longest Joke In The World"]], also known as [[spoiler: "Better Nate Than Lever"]].
* [[http://jokes4u.mycybernet.ca/larry.htm Larry Lobster and Sam Clam.]]
* [[http://www.jokes.com/funny-animal-jokes/inp29p/the-frog-won-t-be-your-beast-of-burden A frog goes into a bank...]]

[[AC:{{Fanfic}}]]
* ''MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanauthors seem to be fond of these.
** The fanfic ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/44054 Shipping Sickness]]'' is a CargoShip story that ends with the following dialogue by [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight Sparkle]] to a small table that she had magically brought to life: "I thought maybe I could love you. But you were right. We're not each others' soulmates. We can never be together, not truly. For I am a pony wizardess... [[spoiler:and you are just my one nightstand]]."
*** While that is the biggest groan-inducing pun in the story, there are many others that may cause you to groan or facepalm as well, such as Princess Mi Amore Credenza or her "husband", Shining Armoire.
** The [[FlashFiction flash]] [[RecursiveFanfiction recursive]] ''Fanfic/FriendshipIsOptimal'' fanfiction "[[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/114862/4/ A Shaggy Pony Story]]" ends with the line "[[spoiler:[[Theatre/RichardIII Now is the winter of our disk contents made glorious summer by this sunny 'orse!]]]]" The main character being named Feghoof and the title of the story should be sufficient warning to the reader.
** The [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/210604/the-legend-of-falling-rocks-buffalo-brave Legend of Falling Rocks, Buffalo Brave]] is a collection of three stories about buffalo mythology, written in the style of Native American legends. As Native American surrogates, Buffalo feature Native American-esque names, though in truth all characters in the My Little Pony universe tend to have strange names by human standards. The first two stories are pretty much what you would expect, and by the third story, any idea that the main character might have a strange name is forgotten. Unfortunately, in the course of the third legend, he goes missing, and the buffalo are forced off their land as a result. However, the buffalo do manage to exact a promise from the ponies that they would keep an eye out for their missing hero, even going so far as to erect signs in the mountains that he disappeared to in search of allies. The signs, of course, beseech the reader to [[spoiler: watch for falling rocks.]]
* The ''[[WesternAnimation/TheLegendofKorra Legend of Korra]]'' fanfiction [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10691188/1/The-Last-Heist "The Last Heist"]] is a story set in the future about Kai stealing money to buy a wedding ring for Jinora. His victim hires the Triple Threats to kill him. The first chapter finished with Kai's death and the line "He was all I needed...I loved him, and he had changed and grown so much from when I met him on the streets...[[spoiler:and now he's on a Kai-way to Hell...]]"
** The second chapter is just a paragraph about the leader of the assassins telling his men to return to their employer's company. The first name of Kai's victim and his company put together is [[Main/RimShot "Bahdumm Tisse"]].
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10835087/1/A-Shaggy-Faunus-Story "A Shaggy Faunus Story"]] is a ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'' fanfic about a snake faunus (named Pheghiss) dating Velvet the rabbit faunus. Weiss gets jealous, and eventually confesses her feelings to the snake boy at the end of the story, only for him to reply that [[spoiler:"I'm sorry Weiss, but this anaconda DON'T, this anaconda DON'T, this anaconda DON'T want none unless if you are a BUN, HON!"]]

[[AC:{{Film}}]]
* ''Film/TheCourtJester''. Pretty much the whole point of the "Jester Song" is to lead up to the pun: "And a jester unemployed is nobody's fool!"[[note]]To those who don't know, the word "fool" used to be used to mean "jester".[[/note]]

[[AC:{{Literature}}]]
* Creator/IsaacAsimov wrote several stories that are more or less excuses for ending with tortured puns:
** "Shah Guido G" is particularly notorious, although arguably [[ShaggyDogStory the title gives fair warning.]]
** ''[[http://www.9timezones.com/ia/znovel.htm Death Of A Foy]]'' has a punchline rather heavily reliant on knowing the chorus to "Give My Regards To Broadway". It goes [[spoiler:"Give my big hearts to Maude, Dwayne. Dismember me for Harold's choir. Tell all the Foys on Sortibackenstrete that I will soon be there"]].
** "A Loint of Paw" concerns a man who, after stealing several hundred thousand dollars, used a time machine to travel to the day after the statute of limitations expired. After the prosecutor and defense attorney finish arguing, the judge renders his decision: [[spoiler:"A niche in time saves Stein."]]
** "Sure Thing" is about a race between alien pets, with the punch line being [[spoiler:"Sloane's Teddy wins the race."]]
** "Dreamworld" is about a boy who reads a lot of science fiction and keeps telling his uninterested Aunt Clara about the crazy science-fiction inspired dreams he keeps having. His aunt keeps telling him that he has to face reality, or else, one day, he'll be stuck in one of his dreams and unable to wake up. The next time he goes to sleep, he has a dream in which hundreds of giant-sized duplicates of his Aunt Clara are all chasing him and demanding that he face reality. He desperately hopes that he'll be able to wake up from this dream, or else he'll have suffered the worst science-fictional doom of all: [[spoiler:being trapped in a world of giant aunts.]]
** "Battle-hymn" is ostensibly about someone trying to influence the outcome of a vote by Mars colonists on whether to allow Mars to be used as a location for potentially dangerous hyperspace experiments. To counter the other side's jingle ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gXqOVsDrlw No, No, A Thousand Times No]]), they get the colonists, who were of French descent (but don't speak the language any more), all singing the French national anthem. It works, because although they don't really understand the lyrics, they know the title: [[spoiler:[[{{Mondegreen}} Mars say yes!]]]]
* Creator/ArthurCClarke wrote the two pager ''Neutron Tide'' about a spaceship passing too close to a neutron star and being ripped apart by the huge tidal forces in order to facilitate a pun about the single piece from the astronaut's toolkit that was found in the wreckage. [[spoiler:It was a "Star-mangled spanner."]]
* Spider Robinson wrote a collection of short stories that started with ''Literature/CallahansCrosstimeSaloon'', all taking place in the eponymous WeirdnessMagnet InnBetweenTheWorlds. Slightly different from the normal format, the stories are weird little philosophical pieces with puns in several places.
** One of the things they do there is have Tall Tales Night to see who can tell the most outrageous shaggy dog story with the worst pun-filled punchline.
* ''Literature/GravitysRainbow'' is a long story, but it has digressions within it to go off on long tangents crossing half a dozen pages about something like the fur trade just so that it can abruptly end in a pun. For instance, on page 563 there's a pun on the song "Forty Million Frenchmen can't be wrong". [[spoiler:For De Mille, young fur–henchmen can’t be rowing]].
* The ''Literature/{{Dragaera}}'' book ''Athyra'' has an extended digression about the difference between the kind of flax used to make salad and the kind of flax used to make linen, all so Brust can sneak in the line, "[[Theatre/{{Hamlet}} The true, true salad flax would melt...]]"
* "The Casque of Lamont T. Yado" by Victor Milan is a short story rather transparently based on Creator/EdgarAllanPoe's "The Cask of Amontillado", which you'll recall ends with the words "For the love of God, Montresor!". The hero blames the villain for the death of his shipmates, but has agreed to help him steal the eponymous casque -- an alien time-controlling helmet. The villain, incidentally, is a "tracer" who can teleport by tracing lines of force, and attributes his powers to "Tracergod". He also affects a Jamaican accent and says things like "mon" instead of "man". After they have succeeded in teleporting the casque out of its secure location, the villain puts it on, believing that it will give him [[SuperSpeed superhuman speed]]. Instead, he finds himself inexorably slowing down -- the hero has reprogrammed the helmet to [[AndIMustScream freeze the villain like a statue for eternity]]. The very last thing the villain is able to say before his speech grinds to a halt is "[[spoiler:For the love of Tracergod, mon!]]"
* Creator/RogerZelazny liked to sneak these into his works. For example, the entire second chapter of his Hugo-winning novel ''Literature/LordOfLight'' is an elaborate setup allowing him to finish with the final line "[[spoiler:Then the fit hit the Shan.]]"
* ''Literature/{{Unwind}}'' has an in-universe example, an urban legend about a boy whose surname was Dunfee, and whose first name began with an H, but who will always be known as Humphrey. His father was one of the strongest advocates of the policy of using {{Delinquents}} for organ transplants, so when he started to misbehave in school, his father was pressured into having him "[[DeadlyEuphemism unwound]]." Mr. Dunfee eventually snapped, and started hunting down and reclaiming all the donated organs -- but "all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humphrey back together again." (It later turns out that this story isn't wholly inaccurate, and [[spoiler:the story ends with a reunion of all the people who received the boy's organs.]])
* The infamous Creator/MarquisDeSade, known for works of a questionable nature, once took the time out of his busy schedule to write a story about a man cheating on his wife with a nun, and claiming that since nuns are dedicated to God, surely this is a method of unlocking the gates of heaven. [[spoiler:The man's wife, after sleeping with a priest, comments that it must have worked, because she'd never seen a bigger key.]]
* "Flush Fiction", the ''Literature/UncleJohnsBathroomReader'' book featuring a lot of short stories, has a feghoot about an ugly boy, Tool, and his attempt to impress a beautiful girl, Honey, by joining some pirates. In the end, the pun is [[spoiler:"A Tool and his Honey are soon parted."]]
* In ''Literature/JohnDiesAtTheEnd'', Amy tells Dave about an incident of spontaneous human combustion:
-->"I have a friend, Dana, who was in the grocery store one day, and her arm, like, bursts into flame. Just like that. Just her arm. And she's screaming and waving her arm around and around, flames shooting everywhere. Finally the cops showed up and arrested her."\\
"Arrested her? Why did--"\\
"[[spoiler:Possession of an unlicensed firearm.]]"\\
A great, heavy silence settled over the room. She looked down at the table again, a smile playing at her lips, looking extraordinarily pleased with herself.\\
I said, "You know, in the Middle East, a woman can be flogged for telling a story like that."
* Robert J. Sawyer’s ''The Good Doctor'' [[spoiler:with Isaac Asimov as the pun.]]
* MarilynManson's autobiography ''The Long Hard Road Out of Hell'' featured an entire chapter about a girl he dated who had an unusual circular birthmark around her vagina. Though many events happen during this chapter, he does close it by stating that someone else he knew started dating her and "snatched her away like a greedy little Hobbit and indeed became the [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Lord of the Ring]]."
* [[http://worldtracker.org/media/library/English%20Literature/C/Chandler,%20A.%20Bertram/A.%20Bertram%20Chandler%20-%20Clockwork%20Lemon.pdf "A Clockwork Lemon"]] (warning: PDF), attributed to A. Bertram Chandler, is a tale of a dystopian future where fuel shortages have resulted in automobiles being made of clockwork and delivered by airship. When one such airship must jettison its cargo, a spectator on a nearby rooftop warns, [[spoiler:"Take cover! It's raining Datsun cogs!"]]
* ''The Mensa Puzzle Book'' has a series of these which are turned into puzzles by presenting the story and asking the reader to guess the punchline.

[[AC:LiveActionTV]]
* In ''Series/RedDwarf'', Lister tells one to Rimmer:
-->'''Lister:''' My mate Petersen once brought a pair of shoes with artificial intelligence. Smart Shoes, they were called. It was a neat idea. No matter how blind drunk you were, they would always get you home. Then he got ratted one night in Oslo, and woke up the next morning in Burma. See, the shoes got bored just going from his local to the flat. They wanted to see the world, man, y'know? He had a helluva job getting rid of them. No matter who he sold them to, they'd show up again the next day! He tried to shut them out, but they just kicked the door down, y'know?
-->'''Rimmer:''' Is this true?
-->'''Lister:''' Yeah! Last thing he heard, they'd sort of, erm, robbed a car and drove it into a canal. They couldn't steer, y'see.
-->'''Rimmer:''' Really?!
-->'''Lister:''': Yeah. Petersen was really, really blown away by it. He went to see a priest. The priest told him, he said, it was alright, and all that, and the shoes were happy, and they'd gone to heaven. Y'see, it turns out [[spoiler:shoes have soles]].
** Rimmer [[CompletelyMissingThePoint then asks]] [[FridgeLogic "How did they open the car door?"]]
* ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'': The "no tribble at all" line in the famous episode "The Trouble With Tribbles" seems to count.
* In ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'', Colin usually starts off games of Weird Newscasters with one of these.
-->'''Colin:''' Convicted hit man Jimmy Two-Shoes [=McClarty=] confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures. Police admit that this is may be the first known case of a [[spoiler:[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiJeSFmARPo knick knack paddy whack]]]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W87N93UMQso This]] is one of the best:
--->'''Colin:''' Famous playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy Mansion, where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, "Well, if it was anyone else we might have gotten away with it, but unfortunately, [[spoiler:only Hugh can prevent florist friars.]]"
** In one particular game of Greatest Hits, Colin mocked Ryan's {{Pun}} segues by coming up with a few of his own, ending with:
--->'''Colin:''' When I was a jockey [Ryan scoffs] No, I was, just for a little while. In my bed - well, it was more of a cot - we had this sort of sanitary paper for the fillies. Wait a minute... bed cot filly papers? RedHotChiliPeppers!
** More examples can be seen on the OverlyPreparedGag page.
** Similar to the Colin Mochrie example, but predating it, ''TheTwoRonnies'' often did these as one of their fake news stories.
* ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' had a sketch called "A Joke by [[Creator/IngmarBergman Ingmar Bergman]]". Servo and Crow walk along a pier, counting the slits between the wooden boards, until they reach the end and Servo falls in. Crow summarizes, "When you're out of slits, you're out of pier." This is a play on an old beer commercial tagline, "When you're out of Schlitz, you're out of beer." In true Ingmar Bergmann style, it's all black and white with almost no dialog or action, and has a length of over four minutes.
* One episode of ''The Flip Wilson Show'' began with Flip telling a long story about a man who gained fame by picking a berry, which he then gave to his wife, until two men came to steal the berry, saying "[[spoiler:We've come to seize her berry, not to praise it.]]"
* The Soviet series ''Series/SeventeenMomentsOfSpring'' spawned a great many jokes and anecdotes due to the FountainOfMemes nature of the series, and about half of them are feghoots. Unfortunately, none of the puns translate well into English.
* [[Creator/PaulReubens Pee-wee Herman]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxeNhip-Qxs#t=34 delivered one]] during an 1984 appearance on ''[[Creator/DavidLetterman Late Night with David Letterman]]''.

[[AC:{{Magazines}}]]
* ''Magazine/AmazingStories'' had a regular contribution called "Through Time and Space with Benedict Breadfruit" by Grandall Barretton (a pseudonym for Creator/RandallGarrett) which were all [=Feghoots=] that used the names of other well known science fiction writers.
** A later Briarton story had somebody ask Feghoot if Breadfruit could be trusted. "Absolutely," replied Feghoot. "He was conceived in our Garrett."

[[AC:{{Music}}]]
* In Music/PDQBach's "Knock, Knock" cantata, the fourth and last movement has the recitative telling the story of an aquarium worker being ordered to catch some baby seagulls and bring them back immediately in order to stop indecent acts from going on in the dolphin tank. Walking his way back, the worker steps over a drowsy lion that recently escaped from the zoo, and a policeman suddenly appears to arrest him. The punchline (sung by the chorus) gives the charge: [[spoiler:"Transporting young gulls across the staid lion for immoral porpoises."]]
* Joe Nichols' "Revelation" is about a nightmare involving the Second Coming; the song ends, "If I never go to Hell, Lord, it'll be because you scared it out of me."

[[AC:NewspaperComics]]
* ''ComicStrip/PearlsBeforeSwine'' has countless examples, mostly spoken by Rat to set up the strip's trademark [[{{Pun}} Incredibly Lame Puns]].
** And they're almost always followed with some kind of SelfDeprecation involving Rat - sometimes Goat or even Pig - [[WhoWritesThisCrap belittling]] [[WritersSuck the]] [[RageAgainstTheAuthor author]] for bothering to make such a pun.
* ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'':
** [[http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1991-03-30/ This]] strip.
** The arc that introduced Bob and Dawn had them discussing the theory that a meteor killed the dinosaurs, which Bob says was greatly exaggerated. It did land on one dinosaur; he actually survived, but as you might imagine, it took a lot of expensive medical treatment. Poor Larry was eventually recognized as the first member of a new species, the doctor-billed flattypuss.
** Another strip had Dogbert get Dilbert to discuss a marine biologist relative of his, who won awards for breeding sea anemones, but had little time for a social life. Dogbert wisely gets out of slapping range before delivering the punchline:
-->'''Dogbert:''' With anemones like that, who needs friends?
** [[http://dilbert.com/strip/1989-09-08 The N's don't justify the "neans".]]
** [[http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1991-07-05/ You shouldn't judge a cook by its brother]].
* [[http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2012/02/05 These]] [[http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2012/02/19 two]] ''ComicStrip/GetFuzzy'' strips.
* [[http://thedailyfunnies.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/12-06-09-foxtrot.gif This]] ''ComicStrip/{{Foxtrot}}'' strip. It's worth mentioning that all the non-PBS examples were either a ShoutOut to Pearls' use of this or had the similarity to Pearls pointed out in at least one comment.
* ''ComicStrip/{{BC}}'' had a 1995 strip in which an inventor demonstrates a new, expensive model of unicycle equipped with brakes that allow a rider to pull up safely short of a bunch of tacks. The final panel had someone chanting, [[spoiler:"Tacks brakes for the rich!"]]

[[AC:Radio]]
* ''RightBetweenTheEars'' has a recurring sketch called "The Casebook Of Mobile Holmes", which is basically a setup of bad puns done in Sherlock Holmes style. This pretty much ends up with a Feghoot like this:
** Mobile wanted the rest of the gang to take a plumbing course in Egypt: "Yes, we'll all be [[spoiler:pharoah faucet majors]]."
** Or in a case about a general who was looking for his brother's ziggaurat but died because it was on fire: "[[spoiler:The searching general has proven that smoking ziggurats can be hazardous to your health]]."
* In later seasons of ''MyWord'', the final round consisted of Frank Muir and Denis Norden each telling a convulted shaggy dog story that ended with a pun based on a famous phrase or quotation. Muir and Norden later compiled several volumes of books containing some of the ''My Word!'' stories. Examples included Norden's explanation of how he worked his exit from the army with pedantically exact interpretations of his superior officers' orders ("Brief on 'shun' is better than QR" (that is, Queen's Regulations) - "prevention is better than cure"), and Muir's account of his desperately scouring the contents of his neighbour's greenhouse, having bet him £50 that he could work them into a ''My Word!'' story ("A snipe, a harp, a fern, corn, seeded trayfuls" - "a snapper up of unconsidered trifles").
* Take this trope and stretch it out to 25 minutes with musical interludes, potshots at the BBC, brandy, shorter sub-feghoots existing solely to put in awful puns, InsaneTrollLogic, and silly noises, and you've got ''Radio/TheGoonShow'' and quite possibly a hangover.

[[AC:VideoGames]]
* Deekin tells one in ''VideoGame/NeverwinterNights: Shadows of Undrentide'' during a break in the action. It is a story of a cruel monarch's interrogator whose favorite method of torture is to chop the fingers off of a prisoner with a hatchet one by one until he confesses. The monarch captures a count who was accused of plotting rebellion against him and takes him down to the dungeon where the interrogator cuts off first his fingers, then his toes. The count remains silent. The monarch is so impressed that he orders the interrogator to give him a quick death, but as the hatchet swings for his neck, the count finally cracks. By then, it is too late and his head is severed from his body. The moral of the story: [[spoiler:Never hatchet counts before they chicken!]]
* In ''VideoGame/BaldursGate2'', a drow NPC in Ust Natha tells the story of the first drow, and how they all lived in reed huts before they'd learned how to mine stone properly. One day, the followers of their greatest matron mother raided a neighbouring dwarf kingdom, taking as plunder the dwarf king's solid stone seat. Intending to surprise their matron with the plunder, they secretly stored the seat in her hut's attic, where it sank through the reed floor and onto the matron below, squishing her flat and proving that [[spoiler:you should never stow thrones in grass houses.]] [[LamePunReaction One of the other drow in the audience tries to kill him for it]].
* Professor Sycamore ([[NamesTheSame Not]] [[VideoGame/PokemonXAndY that one]]) in ''VideoGame/ProfessorLaytonAndTheAzranLegacy'' provides one that ends with the punchline [[spoiler:"Never judge a buck by its mother."]] The character he tells the joke to doesn't get it, but takes it on as valuable life advice.
* In Star Wars: Rebel Assault 2, one Easter Egg allows you to access an alternate subtitle track, filled with jokes. One of these involves a story about a tribe that worshipped the sun god, and killed the evil witch Sybil, then danced in celebration holding her severed head. The sun god was displeased, and struck them down, because you should never end a sundance with a dangling part of Sybil.

[[AC:{{Webcomics}}]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Xkcd}}'' showed us you can do it [[http://xkcd.com/410/ in a math paper]].
** [[http://www.xkcd.com/887/ Future Timeline]] turns out to be building up to [[spoiler: a VideoGame/ZeroWing[=/=]All Your Base reference]].
* ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic'' does this once every 100 strips with Lambert the Hobbit's stories about his uncle Bilbert.
* ''Webcomic/{{Narbonic}}'' gives us [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/narbonic_plus/series.php?view=archive&chapter=41040 this one]], complete with a self-deprecating lesson about the dangers irresponsible punning along the side of the main text.
* ''Webcomic/{{Buttersafe}}'' gave us the story of how a certain bird found [[http://buttersafe.com/2010/11/25/the-door/ its place in the world.]]
* ''Webcomic/TimesLikeThis'' has Cassie [[http://www.timeslikethis.com/?id=310 tell the story of classmate Eli]], who joined the band Music/{{Cake}}. Done as a ShoutOut to ''Pearls Before Swine''.
* ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'' gives us [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2215#comic this]].
* The Music/{{U2}}-themed webcomic ''Achtoon Baby'', hosted on the fan site @U2, gives us "[[http://www.atu2.com/achtoon/0406/ the best U2 joke (the author) has ever heard]]", a convoluted story involving a partial breakup of the band and special appearances by Phil Collins and Paul [=McCartney=]. Even worse for the uninitiated: the eventual punchline is meaningless unless you know [[spoiler:the lyrics to "Running to Stand Still" from ''The Joshua Tree'']]. The joke is explained in the last panel for those that really can't figure it out.
* [[http://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=141 This page]] from ''Webcomic/SquareRootOfMinusGarfield'' recolors the characters. The author's comments are an in-depth examination of what issues and implications a sudden change in Garfield's color might bring with it. It ends with the statement that there is more than one way to skin a cat.

[[AC:WebOriginal]]
* Entries in the "Vile Puns" category of the yearly [[http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/ Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest]] tend to consist mostly of these. The page quote is a subversion.
** [[spoiler:Possibly [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:14th-century_architects Parler]] trick]]
* Yahtzee has admitted to doing this with a few ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' episodes:
** From ''[[Franchise/RedFaction Red Faction: Guerrilla]]'': "...which is less guerrilla and more chimpanzee! [[TheStinger (spent years working on that last pun)]]"
** From ''Franchise/MassEffect'' and the [[NewMediaAreEvil controversial sex scene]]: "...it's hardly going to make your mass erect. [[TheStinger (yes, the whole review was leading up to that terrible pun in the end)]]"
* 365 Tomorrows's flash story: [[http://365tomorrows.com/10/02/hollow-planet/ HollowPlanet]].
* David Wong's [[http://www.cracked.com/article_14990_what-monkeysphere.html essay on the Monkeysphere]] has one involving Charles Darwin.
* The ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' promotional video "Meet the Soldier" has the RED Soldier giving a nonsensical speech about how Sun Tzu not only invented fighting, but he once herded two of every animal onto a boat and beat the crap out of all of them.
-->'''Soldier:''' And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a ''[[{{Pun}} zoo]]!'' [[{{Metaphorgotten}} ...Unless it's a farm!]]
* The Franchise/StarCraft caster [[Website/DayNine Day[9]]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlAxnT8QozE once made a video]] in which he described his 'ideal sci-fi series'. One wonders how he kept a straight face for that long...
* MaxGilardi's "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq-0LlT-8hM Tarantino's New Business]]" toon is about Creator/QuentinTarantino opening a morgue exclusively for black people. While there are a lot of jokes throughout the cartoon, for the most part the whole thing seems to just be a set up to have Quentin say [[spoiler:[[Film/PulpFiction "Because storing dead niggers is my fucking business, that's why!]]"]]

[[AC:WesternAnimation]]
* Mister Peabody in the Peabody's Improbable History sketches from ''WesternAnimation/RockyAndBullwinkle'' would end on him making a summation of the historical goings on in a {{Pun}}.
** The alternate titles for the segments of the main cartoon were, quite often, {{Pun}}s as well. In many cases, it seems strongly likely that [[RuleOfFunny plot developments were thrown in]] specifically so they could work the puns in as titles.
** Among the objects Rocky and Bullwinkle encountered; The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyam and the Kerwood Derby.
** [[RuleOfThree Also]], the Aesop and Son segments would end with Aesop giving the moral of the story, followed by Aesop Jr. giving an alternate "moral" as a pun.
--->'''Jr.''': Dad, I think the lesson was "A chain is only as strong as its weakest mink!"
--->'''Aesop''': Takes after his mother, that boy does.
* The ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' episode "More Crap" turns out to be this. The reason why Bono tries so hard at everything is because of a major case of envy. [[spoiler:He is literally made out of feces -- according to his father, "He will always be my Number Two."]]
** The rest of the joke is finding ways to say that Bono is the world's biggest shit.

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* [[http://www.news.com.au/world/asia/mans-girlfriend-and-ex-partner-jump-into-river-to-see-who-hell-rescue/story-fnh81fz8-1227269168173 A man in China]] had his girlfriend Rong and ex-girlfriend Jun both jump into a river to see which one of them he would rescue. [[spoiler: He chose Rong.]]
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