ThoseWackyNazis. Sure, they might be brutal and genocidal, but at least they can [[NoDelaysForTheWicked make trains run on time]] and all that good stuff... only, the actual Nazis couldn't even do that. With military resources spread across four completely separate services that had to be actively bullied by Hitler into cooperating ([[UsefulNotes/NazisWithGnarlyWeapons Heer, Kriegsmarine, Luftwaffe, SS]])[[note]]Indeed, Hitler once joked that he had an [[UsefulNotes/ImperialGermany Imperial Army]], Nazi Air Force, and [[DirtyCommies Socialist Navy]][[/note]], four economic institutions which competed for limited resources[[note]] Walther Funk's Ministry of Economics, Luftwaffe-head Herman Goering's Four-Year Plan Organisation, Oberkommando der Wehrmacht (OKW) General Georg Thomas' War Economy Office, and Fritz Todt's Ministry of Weapons and Munitions [[/note]], two General Headquarters [[note]] Oberkommando des Heeres (OKH) - 'Ostfront'/USSR. Oberkommando der Wehrmacht (OKW) - 'Westfront'/everything else including all rail-supply/logistics ''even in the areas controlled by the OKH'' [[/note]], two intelligence services (Abwehr, SD) that never shared information and occasionally offed each other's agents, two civil services and two courts (one regular/normal, one SS), and ''five'' atomic bomb programs that shared no information or resources with each other Nazi Germany was actually one of the most inefficient states in history - and that's not even accounting for the gross corruption. In Real Life, the only thing efficient about dictatorships is their total control of the media, which they use to portray themselves as being extremely efficient (and benevolent) despite their crippling factional in-fighting and endemic corruption.

In fiction, the administrative incompetence of authoritarian regimes is often taken to comedic extremes. They'll enforce laws in a haphazard manner - extreme draconian punishment for jaywalkers, but anyone with enough sense to wear a PaperThinDisguise slips right under the radar. It appears that in their respective universes, fascism is controlled by a series of {{obstructive bureaucrat}}s, who aren't really interested in things working so much as they are in seriously inconveniencing people.

This trope isn't just limited to fascism, but authoritarianism in general. Certain types of Communists, and even good ol' fashioned non-ideological tyrants, most notoriously military dictatorships, can fit under this trope. In fact, the trope runs a wide gamut of malice and effectiveness. This kind of government can actually be run by LawfulGood characters whose haphazard enforcement of the law usually keeps the heroes from doing their job. LaResistance may operate under the auspice of a mildly incompetent evil government, such that their activities go unnoticed. Other such governments are just [[SelectiveObliviousness willfully ignorant]] of certain lawbreakers for whatever reason, be it prejudice, corruption or plain old laziness. A distinct possibility is that the boss ''really is'' SurroundedByIdiots just as he's been saying all along.

Of course, the people living under such a regime will still ''talk'' about how efficient the Fascist, But Inefficient government is... because if they don't, they stand a good chance of getting arrested and shot. This is TruthInTelevision; turns out it's kinda hard to oppress people, try to TakeOverTheWorld and run a functioning government at the same time. This is because dictators often care more about their own gain than the welfare of their citizens, and the country suffers as a result.

Compare DystopiaIsHard. Contrast RepressiveButEfficient. See TheOtherWiki for RealLife examples.

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* ''Anime/CodeGeass'': Britania enforces ethnic inequality. You get 20 years for going on a drug binge, they have public mass executions, etc. Brittanian gangsters, by contrast, live in huge buildings visible to everyone and don't seem to fear any legal repercussions whatsoever. One gangster nearly kills a (Brittanian) student to protect his reputation as a chess player and is only stopped by a sudden attack from Zero's Black Knights. They also act more or less with impunity. But what do they expect when the Emperor openly approves murder and theft in his public speeches as [[TheSocialDarwinist strength overcoming weakness]]?
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* ''Franchise/{{Tintin}}'':
** The nation of Borduria. When Tintin and Captain Haddock sneak into the country to rescue the kidnapped Professor Calculus, they repeatedly manage to evade the Bordurian army, police force and secret service, to the point where they manage to get rid of the Bordurian agents sent to tail them by getting them drunk. Humorously, it was [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] by Herge himself, who named the agents Kronik and Klumsi.
** Same go for San Theodoros, where the two dictators, General Alcazar and General Tapioca, are both so ineffective they constantly overthrow each others in the blink of an eye.
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* ''Fanfic/TheConversionBureauTheOtherSideOfTheSpectrum'': It was already well-established that TCB!Equestria (aka, the [[TheEmpire Solar Empire]]) is a CrapsaccharineWorld, but it's not until the ''Calm Before the Storm'' side story comes along and shows just how bad it all really is. First off, the truly ''massive'' number of newfoals coming into Equestria has overstretched their resources to the breaking point. Making things worse is that the barrier vaporizes ''everything'' in its path (agriculture, infrastructure, buildings, materials, and information about how to create these things), leaving the conquered lands useless to the Imperials; in short, the barrier may be the only thing truly giving the Solar Empire a fighting chance against humanity (as it's clear the war would've been over in less than a week without it) but they they're also [[HoistByHisOwnPetard screwing themselves over]] ''badly'' as they're destroying the very resources they could've used to more easily shoulder their explosive population growth and colonize Earth. Moreover, the [[HopelessWar war has gone on for so long and has been so brutal]] that morale is at an all-time low, with only fanaticism and terror being able to hold their heads above the water, and even that is failing.
* In ''Fanfic/WishCarefully'', Harry decides to strike a deal with Voldemort and the Death Eaters with a MagicallyBindingContract wherein he and the other Light-aligned wizards will leave Britain and make sure that the dark side will never have to deal with Muggles or muggleborns ever again. It isn't long after the Light exiles leave that the Death Eaters learn that it was regular honest Light supporters who had provided nearly all the goods and services that kept everything running smoothly. One specific example is given of the time when the Ministry of Magic's magical lifts began breaking down. Not only had the clerk who oversaw the maintenance left in the Exodus, so had the artificers he had previously contracted. In the end, the Death Eaters had to hire expensive goblin artificers simply because none of them had the kind of skills necessary to fix the problem. And that's not even getting to the fact that the pureblood supremacists' inbreeding is producing nothing but squibs and their population is slowly dying out, as well as how Voldemort just [[TheCaligula becomes more]] and [[ControlFreak more unhinged]] to the point that by the time Lucius Malfoy is an old man on his last legs, [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating everyone has come to hate Voldemort so much]] that the Malfoys and several other Death Eaters are gathering together to either kill Voldemort themselves or to deliver him to Harry Potter so that he can kill him for them.
* ''Fanfic/{{Cultstuck}}'' has the twelve canonical trolls running rings around the threshcutioner trainees send to kill Karkat and anyone who knows him. The sequel, ''Earthbent'', has a chapter that makes it clear why this was possible: nearly everyone involved in the investigation was either spectacularly incompetent or focusing on their personal drama rather than the task at hand, if not both. And because they expected the subordinates they sent to investigate for them to [[HeKnowsTooMuch see too much]], they sent either disposable pawns or people they actively wanted dead... none of which contributes to getting an accurate report back. It's implied that this is, in fact, completely normal for Alternia. By the end of the chapter, it's somewhat surprising that anyone actually noticed the replica Lance of the Summoner purposefully left in Karkat's hive for what it is... even though pictures of it have already been forwarded to one investigator's potential avenger ''and'' posted anonymously on the troll equivalent of the Internet.
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* ''Disney/TheLionKing'' has Scar allude in his VillainSong to the tremendous injustice he suffered when Mufasa became king instead of him, and implies that he's been [[TheEvilPrince scheming to take the throne for years]]. Scar proves to be an expert [[TheChessmaster Chessmaster]] in murdering [[CainAndAbel Mufasa]] and manipulating Simba into running away, but when he finally obtains the power he craves he proves to be utterly incompetent at actually wielding it. [[FisherKing Under his leadership]], he indulges the hyenas' greed (forcing the prey to leave), his subjects starve, and the hyenas who form his power base are grumbling long before Simba ever comes back, admitting Scar's brother was better at ruling then him. For some reason he thinks the grumbling is because he hasn't secured the succession, rather than the fact that everyone's starving. [[spoiler:Finally his inefficiency and trying to blame the hyenas leads to them eating him.]]
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* Creator/TerryGilliam's ''Film/{{Brazil}}'' is pretty much this. Starting with the fact that the plot is triggered when someone arrests Buttle [shoemaker] thinking he's Tuttle [renegade plumber] because of a typo... [[spoiler:Buttle dies under torture because they look at the wrong medical chart as well.]]
* In ''Franchise/CharlieChan at the Olympics'', much play is made of mocking the bewilderment of the "ruthlessly efficient" German police detective facing an international murder-and-espionage plot ("Such things do not happen in Berlin!"). The film was made in ''1936''.
* Possibly the most Nazi line of all time, in ''The Train'': "I'm tired of your inefficiency, Dietrich!"
* The WickedStepmother of ''Film/ACinderellaStory'' is utterly incompetent at running the diner she inherits: she constantly belittles its workers, eventually forcing them to quit ''en masse'', and the only reason it still has any customers is because of [[VetinariJobSecurity Rhonda]]'s exceptional people skills. [[note]]The only reason ''Rhonda'' stays is to protect her surrogate daughter from the stepmother's abuse.[[/note]]
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* This appears to be the main function of the Ministry of Magic in ''Literature/HarryPotter''. It didn't start out totally fascist (the incumbent Minister of Magic comes off as a very unflattering {{Expy}} of UsefulNotes/TonyBlair more than anything), but it surely didn't come off as very democratic. For example:
** The main wizarding prison is located at [[TheAlcatraz Azkaban]], which is staffed by Dementors, evil creatures which suck the joy out of people. A place which by all accounts is AFateWorseThanDeath. There are apparently no other Wizarding prisons, so you get sent there [[AllCrimesAreEqual whether you were convicted of murder or insurance fraud.]] It doesn't seem to bother any of the authorities that such an extreme punishment is guaranteed to turn anyone sentenced there either insane or evil (usually both) within a few weeks, not to mention driving criminals to ''extreme'' methods to avoid imprisonment; knowing this was in store for them, no wizard would ever surrender to the authorities. Additionally, since Dementors are AlwaysChaoticEvil, Dumbledre repeatedly warns the Ministry of the folly of using them as wardens, as Voldemort could make them all defect without a second thought simply by providing them with more opportunities to fill their bellies - simultaneously adding a legion of dark creatures to his followers and effortlessly releasing all the Death Eaters imprisoned in Azkaban. All this would be bad enough if everyone sentenced to Azkaban was actually guilty, but... Well, see below.
** According to the Pensieve, trials seem to be decided more on the personal opinions of the judiciary (by simple majority vote) than on any actual consideration of evidence. Hagrid and Sirius weren't even afforded the luxury of a trial in the first place!
** The practice of being an [[VoluntaryShapeshifter Animagus]] requires [[SuperRegistrationAct government registration]]. We see how well this works because over the course of the books we know of at least four characters (James Potter, [[spoiler: Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, and Rita Skeeter]]) who are illegal practicing Animagi. The relative ease with which they acquired their powers seems to indicate that this isn't really a magic type that can be easily regulated.
** Once Voldemort is exposed, the Ministry of Magic spends most of their time trying to pretend he doesn't exist. At one point this goes so far as to accusing Harry of lying when they detect him using powerful magic in the presence of a Muggle. Harry does this because he's being attacked by Dementors, and the Ministry at no point bothers to offer an alternate explanation as to why Harry would cast a spell whose only use is repelling dementors, in violation of a wizarding law which he was well aware of - apparently he was just doing it to aggravate the ministry. (In fairness, the Patronus does have some uses outside of Dementor-stopping, being able to repel certain other Dark creatures and send messages, but he's got owls for the latter and the former wouldn't change anything.)
** When Voldemort ''does'' take over, his regime is incredibly inefficient: the Weasleys, Hagrid, the Lovegoods, ''anyone'' that has the faintest connection with Harry should have been captured within hours, and used as hostages to make Harry turn himself in. "Mudblood registration" was clearly supposed to be the FantasticRacism equivalent of [[PuttingOnTheReich the yellow badge]], instead of just the Death Eaters killing them as soon as they found them.
** The functioning of wizarding society is so utterly inefficient, even the ''sports'' consist largely of an implausible number of penalties, few if any of which are ever called except by snarky commenters since overzealous refs tend to get banished to the Sahara. On the other hand, the only Wizarding school in all of Britain still uses "throw the 12-year-olds in a forest with actual human-eating monsters for a night to straighten them out" as a routine form of punishment. Likewise, duelling is illegal, but taught as an extracurricular activity. The ministry might have the right to imprison lawbreakers indefinitely with no reason given, but the law is so incomprehensible, it's hard to imagine any part of society functioning even to the limited degree shown in the books. Driven home by how the sole sympathetic Ministry worker we see is so hopelessly corrupt, he'd "have to drag himself before the tribunal if he ever raided [his own] home". (Arthur Weasley-- his job is enforcing the prohibition on enchanting technological artifacts, and his passionate hobby is collecting enchanted technological artifacts. This is one of the protagonist's beloved father figures.)
** Not to mention how hindered they are by their FantasticRacism against the muggles. The muggle and wizarding governments ''are'' apparently aware of each other, but only if you count the Minister for Magic occasionally popping into the Prime Minister's office without warning to give him vague updates on the magical world. One has to imagine that if they'd maybe ''asked'' muggles for some help, things like security cameras or guns would have given them a real leg up against the Death Eaters (though it's hard to say for sure, as technology tends to go haywire around magic or not work at all).
* The government of "looters" in ''Literature/AtlasShrugged'' started out with relatively minor regulations to the economy and ended up with Directive 10-289, which basically overrides the economic freedoms of everybody in the nation. Resource shortages, societal collapse, starvation, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking trains not running on time]] ensue. The fact that John Galt is withdrawing as many productive people from society as he can also helped in the deterioration.
* The WW2 novels by Creator/SvenHassel have the supposedly efficient war machine and civil administration of the Nazis actually be corrupt and massively wasteful of resources and human lives. Wholly TruthInTelevision.
* The Final Empire in ''Literature/{{Mistborn}}'' has elements of this; [[GodEmperor the Lord Ruler]] is concerned with the survival of humanity, but is largely detached from directly ruling it, leaving control of his government primarily to the [[CorruptChurch Obligators]] and [[AristocratsAreEvil nobility]]. ''These'' groups are more interested in backstabbing each other than they are in running a productive empire. Of course, the whole system turns out to be good for two things-perpetuating itself and terrorizing the lower classes (having an immortal PhysicalGod at its head helps) so it ''still'' takes a ridiculous amount of work to overthrow.
* ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'': The chapter ''The scouring of the Shire'' shows us that Otho and then Sharkey with their army of men had seized power over the Shire, destroying the government, changing the Hobbit’s institutions to spy on them and arresting those who oppose them, looting under the excuse of "fair distribution", giving a lot of stupid rules, building ugly buildings and destroying all of the forest and polluting the rivers. And the army of men is nothing but bandits that are defeated relatively easily when four Hobbits rally the people against them. This is intentional, meant to show the VillainDecay of [[spoiler:Saruman, who had plans to take control of Middle-Earth, but ends up just bullying Hobbits largely out of spite]].
* ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' has Cleon "TheButcher King" (so named because he used to be a butcher, though he fits this title in both ways) becoming King of Astapor after Daenerys eliminates the "Good Masters", the tyrannical ruling class of the city. Cleon tries to make his own Unsullied (eunuch soldiers who are renowned as among the best fighters in the world due to a brutal training regime) by just castrating youths from the former ruling Houses. However the new regime starts collapsing under Cleon, leading to his murder, several rulers who quickly die themselves, and the untrained Unsullied quickly being slaughtered by the sellswords hired by the city of Yunkai.
** The Yunkai'i, another city of slavers, is run by the Wise Masters, who are some of the most laughably incompotent villains in the series. Their various armed forces include a group of slaves who are chained together to stop them running away and men standing on stilts. Despite the poor quality of Cleon's Unsullied the Yunkai'i are almost defeated anyway, having to be saved by the sellswords they look down on. However to the sellswords the Wise Masters are a laughing stock, being given names such as Lord Wobblecheeks, the Little Pigeon, and the Drunken Conqueror. When their General "The Yellow Whale" dies they decide to rearrange command daily, leading to chaos as their military plans keep changing.
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