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->''"Some krogan believe that testicle transplants can increase their virility, counteract the effects of the genophage. It doesn't work, but that doesn't stop them from buying. They'll pay up to ten thousand credits each, that's forty thousand for a full set. (Beat.) ...Somebody's making a killing out there..."''
-->-- '''Garrus''', ''[[VideoGame/MassEffect1 Mass Effect]]''

[[FiveRaces Humanoid fantasy races]], RubberForeheadAliens, and the like will have genitalia [[MaleToFemaleUniversalAdaptor close enough to the human model]] that they ''can'' [[BoldlyComing get down]] [[InterspeciesRomance and dirty]] with humans [[HumanAliens or the equivalent]]. ([[MermaidProblem Most of the time, anyway]].) However, there will usually be just enough variance to make the experience... ''different'' for the human participant.

If this isn't made explicit in the canon, [[RuleThirtyFour expect it to]] be explored in FanFic.

See also: InterspeciesRomance, BizarreAlienBiology, BizarreAlienReproduction, and SuperSexOrgans. Contrast MaleToFemaleUniversalAdaptor. Compare with the MermaidProblem.

For other kinds of "exotic equipment" that have nothing to do with sex organs or even biological reproduction, see ImpossiblyCoolWeapon or ImpossiblyCoolClothes.



[[folder:Comic Books]]
* ''ComicBook/{{XXXenophile}}'': Worked over up, down, sideways, and diagonally in Phil Foglio's comics.
* ''ComicBook/TheAuthority'': The Alien AppliedPhlebotinum that made Jack Hawksmoor the God of Cities have left him with... different genitalia. They are still functional, and he has retained his libido, but the sight of them did cause a doctor to vomit.

[[folder:Fan Work]]
* Given [[TooMuchInformation too much detail]] in certain sectors of the UsefulNotes/FurryFandom. This probably starts with the relatively tame "Oh my God! Your goolies seem to be on backwards!" (kangaroo or rabbit) to the more unusual aspects of a feline or canine's intimate anatomy.[[note]]Cat penises are covered with tiny barbs to stimulate the female; canine penises have a "knot" of flesh in the middle that swells when erect and prevent the male and female from separating until copulation is over.[[/note]] [[{{Wiki/Wikipedia}} It's best not to ask how these details became common knowledge]].
** The entire fandom has been slowly moving away from ArtMajorBiology for a while now, with the exception of deliberate {{deconstruction}}s like "sparkledogs". Another example is the shift away from [[{{HumanlikeFootAnatomy}} humanoid legs]] in a majority of recent art. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing…
* A common cliche in Kirk/Spock SlashFic is having Spock's genitalia be [[AlienBlood green and double -ridged.]] It's also very common to have them be naturally self-lubricating for [[SlashFic obvious reasons]]. Vulcans also don't have foreskins. Klingons have ridged penises too, just like the ridges on their (spinoff-only) foreheads. This is all on alt.startrek.creative.erotica.
* The ''{{TabletopGame/Warhammer 40000}}'' fanfic [[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Love_Can_BLAM Love Can BLAM]] has a Tau woman with an oddly-shaped... yeah, that. It also ignores the canon statement that Tau women do not have boobs.[[note]]Of course, almost ''everyone'' ignores that statement, for various reasons, including biological evidence why it would be unlikely at best for a bipedal mammalian species to lack such assets.[[/note]] Link is NSFW.
** Also on 1d4chan, the Wet Dream of Selena Agna has an Eldar woman with very few differences from a human woman except for her somewhat elongated figure and her total lack of bodily hair. The human woman in that one doesn't have pubic hair either, though... [[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_wet_dream_of_selena_agna Link]] is NSFW.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}'': Being a complete and utter fangirl-magnet [[spoiler:(and one half of an ''extremely'' popular, not to mention ''canon'', pairing with the film's leading lady)]], just what Megamind is holding in those tight, leather pants has been explored every whichever bizarre, kinky way that fanfiction writers can think of. (Tentacles seem to be the most popular... )
** [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11738007/1/Isthmus THIS]] is a new one, though. Didn't expect that much [[ShownTheirWork explanation]] would go into it.
* ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'' fic "Princess"; Burt refuses to believe that Julien [[{{Transsexual}} has a uterus]] because he's seen Julien go to the bathroom. Julien explains that, [[ShownTheirWork being a ring-tailed lemur]], he has a pseudopenis (the clitoris is enlarged by high blood testosterone levels).
* In ''{{Webcomic/Homestuck}}'', it's never made clear how similar or different trolls are to humans anatomically, as despite having an insect-like lifestyle trolls look like humans with horns and odd coloration. Terms like "bone bulge", "nook", and "seedflap" are used but never explained, meaning that fanfic writers tend to go in pretty much every direction when writing erotica pertaining to trolls.
** Also, buckets are involved somehow.
** Perhaps one of the most common interpretations--bordering on outright {{Fanon}}--is that trolls are all hermaphroditic, and have a "bulge" (often, but not always, more similar to a tentacle than a human penis) and a "nook" (which is essentially a vagina). There is ''some'' evidence in canon to support the idea that trolls are hermaphroditic (though there's just as much evidence that they're not), but most of the details are left to speculation, probably due to the fact that most of the cast is underage.
* In the ''Fanfic/RomanceReports'' spinoff ''Like Fine Wine'', it is revealed that dragons have hemipenes like many real-world reptiles.
** Which, as someone pointed out once, wouldn't make much sense since the only reptiles with double penises are those with no legs (snakes) or with legs pointing sideways, because that's the only way they are able to mate. Reptiles with legs that support the body from below, like dragons in [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic MLP:FiM]], always have only one penis since there's no evolutionary reason for the existence of hemipenes.
* Far too many VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft comics to count make the draenei's face tendrils erogenous zones.
* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanon has it, certainly not entirely uninfluenced by the infamous Ask Princess Molestia blog, that unicorn horns are very much like penises, including horn-sucking. It certainly comes in handy given the ImprobablyFemaleCast. It is also popular to include anatomical details of equine genitals in erotic fanfics, like "winking" (rhythmic movements of vulvar muscles and clitoris).
** Inverted in the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fic ''Fanfic/{{Xenophilia}}'', which details the relationship between Rainbow Dash and a human male. Here it is human genitalia which is seen as weirdly detailed, compared to a male pony's relatively uniform cylinder.
* [[http://skyrimkinkmeme.livejournal.com/3603.html?thread=3458323&#t3458323 This]] ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'' KinkMeme fill, presented as a scholarly treatise (written by a priestess of Dibella) on the male genitalia of Tamriel's sentient species. Naturally, the [[CatFolk Khajiit]] and [[LizardFolk Argonian]] equipment is more exotic than the others, but the various races of men and elves and even ''dragons'' are discussed as well.
* [[http://www.deviantart.com/art/first-time-is-always-awkward-XD-494768437 Superman,]] apparently. (SFW)
* Some fanfic on Tolkien's works, for example [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/806128 Surprises of a Wedding Night]] (Link as NSFW as title implies) gives elves this.
* Having gained an absolutely massive fangirl following, fanartists in the ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'' fandom have naturally found ways to work with the fact that Sans and Papyrus are both [[DemBones skeletons]]. The most common method of doing this is to have them manifest equipment with their magic, usually making the things brightly colored and/or glowing as a result. Others have gone with a tamer approach and just given them invisible flesh, which does make some sense; you'd think there'd be ''something'' holding them together and giving their clothes shape, while others still have taken the magic idea and taken it to, uh, ''interesting'' extremes.

* In the 1988 ''Film/AlienNation'', human cop Sykes and his newcomer partner Sam Francisco are going through a human murder victim's effects and find a condom.
-->'''Francisco:''' And that fits?
-->'''Sykes:''' Well, yeah. It's rubber. It stretches. ''[he demonstrates]''
-->'''Francisco:''' And it still fits?
-->''Female police officer gives Francisco a sideways look...''
* ''Film/WhamBamThankYouSpaceman'' has aliens whose fiddly bits are their... noses. And yet they ''still'' make fun of human genital sizes.
* In ''Film/TheWitchesOfEastwick'', the Devil-character's penis is described as bending backwards, which is apparently a major turn-on to the witches.
* The comedy film ''Film/{{Paul}}'' has the title alien remark, "Hey, on my planet, this is ''small!''"
* ''Film/StarTrekVITheUndiscoveredCountry'': Kirk is assaulted by a towering alien. Kirk kicks the alien in the knee. The alien promptly drops and curls up in a ball of agony. He is immediately informed, "That was not his knee. Not everyone [[GroinAttack keeps their genitals]] in the same place."
* Similar to the above example in ''Film/MenInBlack'': "Kay! He's a Ballchinian!"
* ''Film/DemonKnight''. At one point, the Collector's fly opens and a column of flame bursts out, and he cries out, "Woo! Woo! ''Down'', boy!" When it retreats back into its pants (and fly zips back itself), he sheepishly apologizes. Jeryline is not amused.

* Did you hear about the guy with 5 penises?
** His pants fit like a glove...

* Mole-Manic sex is very vaguely described in ''Literature/MoreInformationThanYouRequire'', in that they are said as [[MindScrew being eusocial, liking of threesomes, reproducing hermaphroditically like snails, laying eggs like frogs, rearing their young like marsupials]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and being fond of blow jobs]]. Their actual genitalia are not as extensively detailed, except for the fact that they can change gender, and they have something called a "cloacal life sac"...and given what a cloaca is [[spoiler: On most non-mammals (and even some mammals, including monotremes and marsupials), the genitalia and anus are the same hole]]...
* ''[[http://www.amazon.com/Details-Hunt-Laura-Baumbach/dp/0979311020 Details of the Hunt]]'' is about an alien—who has a prehensile dick with Naughty Suction Cup Tentacles at the base—getting involved with a human.
* ''Literature/TheForeverWar'': Subverted in Joe Haldeman's novel; a MindProbe produced by the Earth military portrays Tauran soldiers raping human women to death with gigantic purple members, an entirely fanciful depiction as at the time the film is made nobody on Earth has ''the slightest idea'' what a Tauran looks like, in order to get the human soldiers angry enough to kill. The hero is aware that it is totally false but his subconscious makes his teeth start grinding in readiness to kill! [[spoiler:Ultimately they turn out to be an androgynous clone species]].
* Creator/JohnVarley
** ''Literature/GaeaTrilogy'': The Titanides are basically centaurs with two distinct genders despite looking all female from a distance. (They all have breasts. And judging from the illustrations, long hair, but that's more a cultural thing.) However, they have ''three'' sets of genitals (a male equine set, a female equine set, and a humanoid "front" set .. only the humanoid-style one determines whether they're considered male or female) and a reproductive cycle that makes for somewhat complex familial relationships (up to four parents, though there are modes with fewer, including the "Aeolian Solo" mode, in which a single individual takes all four roles). They're also reasonably compatible with humans to the point of being able to produce [[HalfHumanHybrid hybrid offspring]], which may be somewhat [[JustifiedTrope justified]] in that they're actually a genetically engineered lifeform created by the 'goddess' of their world when it became clear that a first contact with mankind would be eventually inevitable. (Gaea has her issues, but she's shown to be well equipped for creating new lifeforms from scratch.)
** ''Literature/TheOpiuchiHotline'': Varley is very fond of this trope. The heroine dismisses a potential suitor because he'd had his penis radically modified to fit the latest fetish/fad (he protests that it [[MaleToFemaleUniversalAdaptor came with an adapter]]) and another character who'd gone in for much more radical body modifications is credited for a very creative solution to the question of where a crotchless woman would keep her genitals. In both cases Varley (perhaps wisely) left the actual details to the reader's imagination.
** ''Literature/SteelBeach'': Opening line: "'In five years, the penis will be obsolete' said the salesman" The subsequent sales pitch is considered uninteresting by the protagonist, since exotic replacement equipment is so commonplace.
* In Creator/UrsulaKLeGuin's ''Ekumen'' series, and featured in the novel ''Literature/TheLeftHandOfDarkness'', the Gethenians are physically neuter humanoids who go into "kemmer" (basically heat) and take on the characteristics of one of the sexes. Genly, a human male, spends several years with the Gethenians and is mistaken for a "pervert" or someone who is always in kemmer, which suggests that at least the anatomy is similar, and [[spoiler:though they never actually try it out]] at one point he wonders about whether or not humans and Gethenians are physically capable of having sex with each other. Odds are that they could, since the Gethenians are essentially genetically-engineered humans, created in the distant past as an experiment to see how a lack of gender duality will influence their culture. Almost all human worlds in the Ekumen universe were created as sociological experiments - [[AncientAstronauts including Earth]].
* Creator/LSpragueDeCamp's ''Literature/ViagensInterplanetarias'' series features a race of humanoid monotremes from the planet Krishna that, while anatomically similar to (but not interfertile with) humans, take considerably less time to climax. For this reason female Krishnans tend to seek out male humans for liaisons, while female humans try to avoid male Krishnans. It's also worth noting that, while humans last longer, male Krishnans were capable of copulating much more often (15-20 times per night).
* Creator/VondaNMcIntyre's "[[OurMermaidsAreDifferent divers]]" (which appear in several of her works) arguably count: The men have internal testes and a retractable penis, mainly for the sake of streamlining.
* Creator/AlanDeanFoster's {{Literature/Quozl}} mate compulsively several dozen times a day, albeit sessions are much shorter than those of humans, and are sexually compatible with us. Hardly unexpected: they're bipedal alien ''rabbits''.
* ''[[Literature/TheLordsOfCreation In the Courts of the Crimson Kings]]''. It's mentioned that the Martian ActionGirl and the human AdventurerArchaeologist have physical differences that they need to work around, which only tests their inventiveness. The Martian scientist who examines him later seems rather squicked out by these differences though.
* ''Orion Arm'': The third book of Creator/JulianMay's ''Rampart Worlds'' series has the main character turned into one of the alien Haluk (on a superficial level). While the twigs and berries are never actually described, there is a reference to there being...well...two.
* ''Literature/{{Ringworld}}'' by Larry Niven: The Ringworld is home to thousands of Pak-descended hominid species, nearly all of which are sexually compatible (albeit not fertile) except when their overall body sizes are too extreme and/or one of the prospective partners has to mate underwater. A very early part of negotiations with a new species is finding out if this is possible ("How long can you hold your breath?") ... some can't for physical reasons, and at least one species is physically compatible but [[spoiler: usually]] can't for psychological reasons. ExoticEquipment does oblige Chmeee, a non-hominid alien, to sit out the cross-species games; at one point, he exposes himself to a native to show why he can't participate.
** Chmeee had earlier claimed to have "no external genitalia", so it's not clear if he's simply exposing that fact, or showing what he has instead.
* In Richard Laymon's ''[[Literature/TheBeastHouse The Cellar]]'', the Beast is described as having a very ornate member, complete with a retractable tongue.
* The ''Series/RedDwarf'' novel ''Backwards'' confirms that the Cat has a barbed penis like his ancestors.
* The Spacers in Creator/SamuelRDelany's short story "[[Literature/DangerousVisions Aye, and Gomorrah...]]" have been artificially neutered in some fashion, although ''how'' is only implied.
* In ''Literature/ThePlayerOfGames'', the Azad have three sexes, a male, a female, and an intermediate 'apex' that takes the seed of the male, everts the organ and deposits the fertilized fetus in the female, who also contributes genes.
* In [[http://gregegan.customer.netspace.net.au/OCEANIC/Complete/Oceanic.html Greg Egan's "Oceanic"]] the single-gendered race of engineered humans have a "bridge" or male reproductive organ that can be passed from person to person; it even has an independent immune system distinct from its host's.
* Inverted in ''[[Literature/GarrettPI Angry Lead Skies]]'', in which Garrett and his apprentice Singe find a pair of missing persons unconscious and naked in a suspect's apartment. Singe, who is of a species (ratpeople) engineered by wizards to walk, speak and think like humans, is both astonished and alarmed by the male captive's nakedness, as his human equipment seems ''very'' Exotic to her.
* Giguhl the demon from the ''Literature/SabinaKane'' series has a forked member when he's in his true form.
* The wraeththu (psychic human mutants) from the ''Literature/{{Wraeththu}}'' novels have hermaphroditic genitalia that resembles a cross between an orchid flower and a sea anemone, [[BizarreAlienSexes regardless of whether]] they are a "male" ''hara'' or a "female" ''kamagrian''/''parazha''. As they continue to use gendered pronouns, sex scenes in the novels generally read bizarrely due to the juxtaposition.
* Becomes a plot point in James Patrick Kelly's novel ''Look Into The Sun''. The hero is a human architect physically transformed into one of the natives for a trade mission to an alien world where pansexuality is the norm and sex is used as a social bonding and negotiation ritual. He copes with the aid of an implanted AI that translates the signals from his new Exotic Equipment into the human heterosexual sensations he's used to, which works well until the AI (which was given the personality of the ex-wife he left behind) gets pettish and starts refusing to translate at a key point in the negotiations, leaving him to negotiate the new alien sensations on his own.
* In ''[[Literature/MythAdventures Myth-Quoted]]'', Ecstra the reporter warns Skeeve and Bunny that her editor intends to release a fake news story implying that the latter has been seducing political candidates with her Klahdish (= human) ExoticEquipment. We don't see any details (because Gleep primly herds viewpoint-character Skeeve out of the room), but Bunny bursts out laughing and then disrobes to show Ecstra there's [[SubvertedTrope nothing Exotic about her]] with which to entice the native Tipp males.

[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''. [[NoodleIncident Hinted at]] in "The Disease" (no, it's not about a STD).
-->'''Kim:''' I've got to be honest, I wasn't expecting something so different.
-->'''Tal:''' Neither was I. Our species look so similar... well at least on the surface.
-->'''Kim:''' I would've never guessed when it came down to the basics. Well, let's just say the birds and bees will be very confused.
* ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise''. When human crewmember Elizabeth Cutler is attracted to the Denobulan Doctor Phlox, it's not mentioned whether his sixteen-inch tongue is part of the appeal.
* ''Series/OdysseyFive''. In "The Trouble With Harry" hedonist Kurt Mendel shares a couple of his good-time girls with a synthetic human, and is rather disconcerted when they start ignoring him at the first sight of the synthetic's implied larger 'equipment'.
* ''Series/BabylonFive''
** The Narns oddly subvert this: they are quite physically compatible with humans, although presumably there's no genetic compatibility.[[note]]Narn requests for telepath genes don't count; the plan is probably genetic engineering.[[/note]] G'kar is particularly tickled by the possibilities; in one episode no less than three human women were shown leaving his bedroom. On the other hand, Narns are quasi-marsupial, with Narn males [[MisterSeahorse having pouches for care of the "pouchlings"]].
*** Another Narn once called him on his attraction to Human females by picking up a pair of panties from the floor of his quarters.
** Centauri, on the other hand, well...Let's just say a Centauri was once shown to be cheating at cards ([[BrickJoke before viewers were told what they were]]) using his "tentacles". And that when a player put his drink down on said "tentacle," the card player made a face as if he had suffered a GroinAttack. And as Vir made clearer later, they have six of them, three pairs going up the spine, with females having corresponding slits--each representing another level of pleasure, and with engagement of all six being required to achieve conception. Kinky civilization....
** For their part, the Drazi equipment is canonically in their armpits.
** And the pak'ma'ra on the base of their neck. This makes the very popular 'adult entertainment' (ahem) film "Who's Your Little Pak'Ma'Ra" an anatomical impossibility according to the doctor in ''Series/{{Crusade}}''. We never see how they overcome this handicap in the film, [[HeadTiltinglyKinky barring Gideon's throwaway comment of "it's an amazing thing, technology..."]] The pak'ma'ra have [[OneGenderRace just one sex]], as well, making this even weirder.
* The Tectonese from ''Series/AlienNation'' are anatomically capable of having sex with humans, but mixed couples have to take classes to learn how to get it on safely. Untrained trysts generally result in the human [[RunningGag wearing a neck brace]].
** The Tectonese can also get their freak on for fun with just the two of them, but if procreation is the desired result they require a member of their specialized "third gender" to act as a catalyst. The third gender seems to pass for male (though perhaps a bit shorter and less bulky on average). Couples made of a female and a third genderer require a male surrogate to help conceive. How and whether LGBT couples factor into this is not explored.
* ''Series/DoctorWho'' speculates upon this, but doesn't show. "I wonder what else he's got two of?" As Time Lords [[HumanAliens look indistinguishable from humans on the outside]] but have BizarreAlienBiology on the inside, it could really go either way.
** Although it's been VERY strongly hinted that he's had sex with humans on numerous occasions, and two of his companions (Donna and Clara) have seen him naked without any comment about him having two of something he shouldn't, so it's probably mostly human-like.
** The Doctor's allies Madame Vastra (a reptilian humanoid who's not technically an alien, since her species evolved on Earth during the Age of Dinosaurs) and her human wife, Jenny Flint, are guarding prisoners on a space station. After some teasing in which Vastra pretends not to be able to tell human genders apart, Vastra says "I don't know why you put up with me" just before she knocks out an escaping prisoner from across the room, with her tongue. Jenny's blush implies that may explain at least one of the reasons.
** Spin-off series [[Series/Class2016 Class]] has Tanya asking the boyfriend of alien Charlie if he's "All human. Down there.". He doesn't answer.
* ''Series/{{Farscape}}'': Near the end of season 4 in the episode 'We're so Screwed Part 2: Hot to Katratzki' Chiana approaches a Scarran who had ordered her to be cut open in a previous episode and asks him if Scarrans have [[PardonMyKlingon mivonks]]. Before he can answer, she knees him between the legs then falls to the ground, clutching her knee. The Scarran looks down at her and says, "Yes. But they're not external."
* According to Creator/NeilGaiman's ''Don't Panic!'', the costumer for the TV version of ''Series/TheHitchHikersGuideToTheGalaxy'' gave Zaphod's trousers a double fly, suitably padded.
* Implied (by that [[RapeAsDrama flat out stated]]) by the leader of a demon biker gang in the season 6 premiere of ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'':
-->'''Razor''' (to Willow, Tara, and Anya): Now let me tell you something, children. We're not gonna fight you. We're just gonna hold you down and enjoy ourselves for a few hours. You might even live through it. Except that certain of my boys got some...anatomical incompatibilities that, uh, tend to tear up little girls.
** "That's a strange place for a horn..." so notes Dawn when checking out demon illustrations. [[BiggusDickus ...it's not a horn."]]

* The Julie Brown song "Earth Girls Are Easy" (inspiration for the [[Film/EarthGirlsAreEasy film]]) has a lot of fun with this trope
-->"Is that your tongue?"\\
"One of them, yes."
::And later:
--> "That sure is a big piece of machinery you've got!"\\
"I made it myself."
::Although the film used MaleToFemaleUniversalAdaptor instead
* Speaking of Joe Haldeman, his FilkSong "The Ballad of Stan Long" has this as its premise, as the narrator is surprised to discover the reason why his titular shipmate/drinking buddy is always a ChickMagnet... and why his admirers always come in pairs.

[[folder: Mythology and Religion]]
* In Hawaiian Mythology, the fertility goddess Kapo saves her younger sister [[PlayingWithFire Pele]] from being raped by her {{Jerkass}} lover [[PigMan Kamapua'a]] by distracting him with her own vagina...which has the ability to detach from her body and levitate. Naturally, [[AllMenArePerverts Kamapua'a chased it]] until it settled on a particular hilltop on O'ahu and [[JustSoStory left an imprint (or crater)]], and it became known as Kohelepelepe, which translates as "fringed vulva." Later, Christian missionaries renamed that place Koko Head.

[[folder:Tabletop Game]]
* ''{{TabletopGame/GURPS}}: Bio-Tech'': "Exotic Genitalia" is a feature available as is "Enhanced Male Primary Sexual Characteristics". But of course.
* ''TabletopGame/TheDarkEye'' mostly follows the [[MaleToFemaleUniversalAdaptor fantasy RPG standard]], as evidenced by the existence of half-elves and half-orcs. The reptilian Achaz, however, fall under this trope - they have no visible external genitalia (as evidenced by the picture showing the playable races, where the Achaz is the only one out of eight to not wear a loincloth), and sex for them is purely a matter of procreation, with no fun involved whatsoever.

[[folder:Video Games]]
* ''Franchise/MassEffect'': Half the BizarreAlienBiology leads to awkward problems when it comes to sex: risks of infection, chafing, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick potentially deadly allergic reactions]], etc. There are the occasional exceptions, like the asari's infamous ability to mate and produce viable offspring with ''[[BoldlyComing any DNA-based lifeform ever]]''. Also, according to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAP92rvm1hQ the veritable database of Interspecies Romance that is Mordin,]] oral contact with a drell [[MushroomSamba causes hallucinations]], and turians and humans can have allergic reactions to each other's tissues.
-->'''Mordin:''' [[CrowningMomentOfFunny "So don't... ahem, ingest."]]
** Salarians are amphibious haplo-diploid egg-layers, so a female will lay hundreds of eggs (dialogue with Mordin also confirms that they have a cloaca, and use the word as an insult), and a male will selectively fertilize some of them to make them female, with the rest being male. As a result, their species' culture has evolved to treat reproduction more like a business deal, with no concept of romance or sex drive.
** While you don't receive any other information about krogan genitalia ([[{{Squick}} Thank God]]), you do learn that they apparently have four testicles. In krogan slang, their "pair" is referred to instead as their [[ICallHimMisterHappy "quad"]]. Some krogan even have five. Wrex praises Grunt by asking if he's a "quint". As mentioned on the page quote, some Krogan will even get extras surgically grafted onto them as part of an attempt to overpower the DepopulationBomb that leaves most of them sterile.
** In ''Videogame/{{Mass Effect 3}}'s'' Citadel DLC, James asks the all important question if you're romancing a nonhuman squadmate.
-->Hey, how do you two... I mean, is s/he... you know--do turians/quarians/asari [[BuffySpeak have all the same?]]
* ''Franchise/TheElderScrolls''
** Series' lore states that male [[CatFolk Khajiit]] have tiny barbs on their penises, similar to those of real-life cats.
** In ''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIIDaggerfall Daggerfall]]'', the ''Real Barenziah'' book series includes a scene where Barenziah, the titular LostOrphanedRoyalty, has sex with a Khajiit so that he'll induct her into the ThievesGuild. She quickly discovers that there is truth to the "barbed penis" rumors. (The book series exists in later games, but this scene is censored.)
** In ''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIIIMorrowind Morrowind]]'', one of the exotic dancers in Suran will make a comment along these lines if the PlayerCharacter is a male Khajiit. She'll complain "not another Khajiit, I'm still smarting from the last one."
* ''Franchise/DragonAge'':
** In [[VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins the first game,]] Sten (A member of a large race of grey-skinned humanoids called either Kossith or Qunari, depending on who you ask) tells Morrigan that she'll need a full set of armor, a hot poker, and a pry-bar (in case he tries to nuzzle) if they are to have sex. He also asks how strong her teeth are, since Kossith/Qunari can apparently bite through metal, and he isn't sure if humans can, as well. It's implied, however by his ComicallySerious nature that he was simply messing with her to get her to stop hitting on him.
** [[VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition The third game]] apparently confirms that Sten was lying, as The Iron Bull, an even larger member of the same species, can be romanced by a PlayerCharacter of any race or gender.
* In ''VideoGame/StarControl II'', the player can ask the Slylandro about the "glowy bits" that are visible inside their translucent bodies. The Slylandro get very embarrassed by this, because apparently those are their sex organs (which they cannot see; their eyes work differently than humans'). They don't go into any detail about how they work, swiftly asking to change the subject.

[[folder:Web Animation]]
* ''WebAnimation/TheLegendOfKorah'' has the Angeli who often have [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom animal parts]] so to speak, and a host of other strange species. Subverted with the Neodammerai.

[[folder:Web Comic]]
* ''Webcomic/GorgeousPrincessCreamyBeamy'': X Hoshibana has had problems with dating ever since he arrived on Earth. "It's always the same. I meet someone nice, we have a great evening, but then we get back to the bedroom and they just freak out for no reason! What, is something wrong with one of my penises?" The female Usaginarians and Sucrans (confirmed by WordOfGod to have a common ancestor; "Sucra's made of cake, it'd be hard for meat creatures to evolve on it") also have this problem, with nether ink sacs and vaginas "chock full of spinnerets".
* [[ShownTheirWork Implied]] in ''Webcomic/{{Digger}}'' with the hyenas; in the RealWorld, hyena females infamously possess a pseudopenis (an elongated erectile clitoris & vulva that resembles a penis), complete with two fatty nodules that resemble a scrotom. This is a trait only possessed by the ''Spotted'' Hyenas, which are one of the three species, but the hyenas in Digger are matriarchal, which only spotted hyenas are, predatory rather than scavengers, another Spotted hyena trait, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin have spots on their fur,]] and show a freakishly high infant mortality, especially for first born young, a trait not only unique to spotted hyenas but one ''caused'' by their exotic equipment. Yeah: [[NightmareFuel it’s difficult for both mother and baby if your squeezing something the size of a melon though a tube with the bore of a bb gun.]]
** Digger herself is a wombat, and so considers ALL placental mammal reproduction to fall under this.
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''; the LizardFolk are apparently structured like real lizards.
-->"I don't need your standard-issue loincloth, [[HalfDressedCartoonAnimal I've been walking around without pants this entire time!]] It's called a genital sheath, look it up. Hey, while you're at it, look up 'hemipenes', because [[CurseCutShort you can suck BOTH of my-]]"
* One ''[[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft By Way Of Booty Bay]]'' comic in {{Supermegatopia}} does this with the Draenei.
--> '''Draenei Female:''' I'm sure I've got nothing you haven't seen before...\\
'''Dwarf Male:''' Actually, I've not seen ''that before''. Does it bite?\\
'''Draenei Female:''' "Only a little.
* ''Webcomic/LoonLand'': Lana Loon, the extra-terrestrial protagonist of the comic, has no fewer than five vaginas - which causes feelings of sexual inferiority amongst the terrestrial males.
* Discussed in ''Webcomic/{{Spacetrawler}}'', by [[BoldlyComing Dimitri, of course]].
--->'''Dimitri:''' [[http://spacetrawler.com/2012/07/08/spacetrawler-241/ So, how does it work with you, anyway?]]
--->'''Haldeyis:''' Do you want to find out with your hands, or go read a textbook about it?
* In ''Webcomic/OutOfPlacers'' [[EveryoneIsBi Every Male is Bi]] is literally baked into the yinglet genome because females are rare and tend to be selective when they do breed, Males who want romantic relationships or recreational sex have to do so with each other. Consequently male Yinglet genitals have evolved to be just as compatible male/male as male/female specifically for that purpose. Lacking comparable competitive pressure female yinglet genitals are no more or less compatible female/female than human.
* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' trolls use different (and hilarious) vocabulary for their genitals and have a wildly different method of reproduction... but it is implied that it is probably [[CallARabbitASmeerp human analogous parts referred to by weird names]].
** Played for surreal laughs with elements of BodyHorrorin the only LooseCanon Paradox Space. There, Tavros becoming aroused by Gamzee is depicted as his body ''splitting open'' into a what's described as a fountain made of tentacles spewing... ''something'' in his blood color.

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* In ''WebVideo/TheLegendOfNeil'', Moblins have three penises, and (unfortunately for Neil) they tend to get aroused by the presence of [[strike:humans]] elves.
* In ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' Yahtzee is surprisingly keen to use a prostitute with a feature, or rather three features, only normally seen in marsupials in various simile.
* This is the entire premise of [[http://www.bad-dragon.com Bad Dragon]] (NSFW). They sell sex toys in the form of various fantastic creatures' genitals.
** [[http://www.fleshlight-international.eu/female-toys/dildos/ Fleshlight]] also has some interesting stuff in the form of Main/FrankensteinsMonster, [[Main/OurZombiesAreDifferent Zombies]], [[Main/{{Cyborg}} Cyborgs]] and [[Film/{{Alien}} Aliens]].
* One comic strip parodies the fact that Superman is an alien by showing he has this when he and Lois first try to have sex. They aren't shown but Lois is horrified; apparently there are claws for holding onto her.

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* ''WesternAnimation/StrokerAndHoop'': In one episode, Stroker attempts to sleep with an alien. He drops his pants, revealing his penis, and she takes off her top, revealing tentacles and teeth instead of breasts. They both scream, "Aah! Put it away!" Later on, it is implied that she is just a human trying to scam him, as Hoop finds a prop of her tentacle breasts, but she is later revealed to be an alien, again, possibly without the weird bits.
* ''WesternAnimation/UglyAmericans''
** The [[HalfHumanHybrid half-human, half-Devil]] Callie is compatible with her human boyfriend Mark, including her "threehole", which is less of an orifice and more of a glowing portal she can manifest on her abdomen.
** It matches up with the organ on male demons, which is best described as a giant chest-mounted barbed bone spike. It sprouts in response to the apparently pheromone laden smoke of a female lactating fire. For the sake of health it needs to be amputated by bone saw if unused or else it will become infected.
** The show also features a background running gag of a male werewolf / female squid couple. Mark notes that finding a partners whose parts match can be difficult, but by the last episode of the first season, those two (as seen through a peephole) seem to be working pretty well together.
** Manbirds have small, horrifying genitals. They wear boxing gloves over them, and lacking hands, this is what they use to fight.
* The ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' episode featuring the Lost City of Atlanta has Fry marrying a mermaid. Things get very awkward in the honeymoon suite when the bride asks, "What the heck is that?"
** Another episode reveals that Omicronians' testicles are located in their horns.
*** And Lrrr warns the crew to escape to a safe 500 meter radius when he starts getting frisky with Ndnd.
* Non-explicit but apparent example in ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar''. As with real penguins, the external structure of the eponymous birds is apparently so non-distinct that they literally cannot tell their own sexes without a DNA test, and when Skipper's test comes up female, he believes it.
* In ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'', Princess Clara was cursed with a tentacled Octopussoir. Attempts to correct this with cosmetic surgery resulted in a [[Creator/JoanRivers Vajoana]].
** There's also Spanky Ham's corkscrew penis, since he's a pig.
* In ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', the Gelgamek vagina is three feet wide and [[VaginaDentata filled with razor-sharp teeth]].