"Hermione, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose!"
The dashing heroes have set up a plan
to catch a villain, gain a MacGuffin
or otherwise simply accomplish something.
The plan quickly deteriorates as someone has screwed up, an outside force has reacted unpredictably, or maybe fate just hates you. Despite that, thanks to either grace, improvisation or just plain fast thinking
, the end goal is accomplished. Sometimes characters will count on this happening. Doesn't count if they cook up a new plan
or at any time go back to the drawing board (though if that new plan isn't known to the audience...
Compare with: Plethora of Mistakes
or Unspoken Plan Guarantee
. For times when the plan deteriorates beyond recovery, see A Simple Plan
. For times when the initial plan has to be switched for a new one, see Time for Plan B
- Pretty much the MO of Lawence Block's accidental secret agent Evan Tanner. Faced with a ridiculous surfeit of problems (uncover a Soviet plot at the Toronto World's Fair, avoid the Canadian authorities, rescue his adopted daughter, foil an assassination attempt on the Queen of England, dispose of a quantity of heroin) he works them out on the fly with little more than connections, friends and quick thinking.
- The breaking into Godwin Arms and Armaments in the Science Fiction novel Profiteer by S Andrew Swann. The Heroes have been betrayed, so the enemy knows they are coming, but they somehow pull it off anyway.
- Happens frequently in the Harry Potter series, particularly in the last book, where the trio spend roughly a month planning the break-in of the Ministry of Magic, and then another month planning the break-in of Gringotts. In both cases, they focused on getting in, and overlooked things that might happen while they were inside. Neither goes according to plan, but they still pull it off anyway, both times. Lampshaded in the film version, with regard to the upcoming infiltration of Hogwarts, which they didn't have time to plan for anyway.
- The Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode "Badda-Bing, Badda-Bang" involved an Ocean's Eleven-style casino heist where nothing went as planned, but everyone bounced back in time to pull it off.
- They actually show us what the perfectly-performed plan looks like, too, and even mislead us a little into thinking it's the actual performance of the plan, with the characters narrating/explaining their parts. This makes the blunder-filled version that much more hilarious. And exciting. (Of course, this is the common inversion of the Unspoken Plan Guarantee: since we hear the plan, you know it won't go that smoothly in practice.)
- The shows Farscape and Firefly are united in that every single plan in either goes like this, and the characters are quite aware of it.
Zoe: Captain'll come up with a plan.
Kaylee: That's good, right?
Zoe: It's possible you're not remembering some of his previous plans.
- The A-Team! Nothing Hannibal ever planned ever went the way he planned it, but the good guys won every time. I love it when a plan comes together!
Hannibal's plans never work right. They just work.
- Stargate SG-1, with appropriate Lampshade Hanging:
Worrel: Do things always go according to plan in your world, Dr. Jackson?
Jackson: [beat] No. Not usually, no.
- Quite a few of the tests in MythBusters go wrong in ways that don't produce valid results, forcing the team to work around the issue or reconstruct the test until they finally get a valid result, either in favor of or against the myth.
- Cyrano de Bergerac: Some of the plans in this farce work out... and given it is also a tragedy, some of them will Go Horribly Right.
- Roxane plans to marry Christian when she sees that De Guiche plans to visit her that night.
- De Guiche plans a Last Stand for the Gascon Cadets
- Cyrano plans on Playing Cyrano to Christian so he can win Roxane’s love
- Many missions in the Grand Theft Auto series don't go as planned. Bank robberies and drug deals are particularly prone to failure. The more straightforward the mission seems, the more likely someone will botch it up or betray you and leave you running for your life.
- Star Wars screencap webcomic Darths & Droids: in their version of Episode One, the entire Tatooine plot arc was just a giant Gambit Roulette performed by Qui-Gon Jinn purely by accident. He made so many stupid mistakes that they came full circle and canceled each other out. Summarized wonderfully here.
- The assassination of Franz Ferdinand. To wit, all the assassins were supposed to throw grenades, fire pistols, then drink cyanide and drown themselves in the river. Instead, all but one of them froze up, and the one who acted missed with both bullets and grenades and wasn't even successful in killing himself. (The cyanide had lost its potency and the river was too low to drown in—he was arrested immediately). Later that day, one of the guys who didn't shoot was walking out of a sandwich shop—probably feeling guilty about his massive failure—when the Archduke's driver got lost and wound up right in front of him. This time, he didn't freeze.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower once stated that, "In preparing for battle, I have always found that plans are useless but planning is indispensable."
- Helmuth von Moltke (or ascribed to him): "No plan survives the first contact with the enemy."