"What's up everybody, it's Critikal. I'm playing TV Tropes for the PC, let's do this shit."
Critikal (Usually stylized as Cr1tikal, YouTube name penguinz0) is a game commentator on YouTube. He usually reviews old and relatively obscure games for the PC and SonyPlayStation along with indie and mainstream games, and most of his commentaries only last for one video. He's known for his low-pitched and almost monotone voice and his dry humor. His commentary consists of sarcastic deadpan observations interspersed with crude humor. Aside from game commentaries, he occasionally makes humorous dubs over infomercials using his own voice and making fake movie trailers from monologues and footage of games he has played.He has recently obtained YouTube partnership. However, he makes these videos simply because he enjoys making them and any money he makes is donated to various charities.
Critikal's videos include (but are not limited to) the following games:
Implied in his Fašade gameplay and commentary video
Cr1TiKaL: [typing] I can touch nipples with toes
*Game characters look up in shock*
Cr1TiKaL: "Oh... well, I have shown this ability to over a hundred humans, kangaroos and reptiles but not once have anyone's eyes lit up like that before I've done it. They must be really excited to see this."
"I just realized she was wearing a cape the whole time. I just defeated a superhero."
Die, Chair! Die!: He pinned the blame on a sale sigh for murder in the "A Match Made in Heaven" case in L.A. Noir and then tried run over it with the car, only to run over the corpse he was investigating in the process and fail the case.
Fun with Acronyms: In his Zoo Tycoon commentary, he dropped one as a helicopter took one of his gazelles away.
In his Cleverbot commentary, he theorizes that the reason "-bot" was colored because it stood for "bitch on tomatoes".
The Ghost: Subverted. Though he does a lot of talking, we never see his appearance. It's pretty much up for interpretation.
Gag Dub: His "Real" versions of Anthony Sullivan's infomercials.
Gratuitous Japanese: He uses some in his ''Ski Jumping Pairs'' video with the explanation that he started to learn Japanese in order to understand the Japanese games he likes to play. The first phrase he utters though is "Ima nan-ji desu ka" ( 'what time is it?' ).
The Internet Is for Porn: His response when he found the computer during his commentary of Cry of Fear: "Computer? Let's look at some porn."
Man, I Feel Like a Woman : While playing as the female protagonist in Jurassic Park Trespasser he looks down and pauses for a moment to admire the character's breasts from her POV.
Mundane Made Awesome: In his Mario Party 7 video: He tells an anecdote about him taking a dump while listening to dramatic orchestral music from a movie soundtrack and he mentions it sounded like he was "taking a shit to determine the fate of mankind".
Obfuscating Stupidity: During a video allegedly intended to teach people how to play Modern Warfare 2 better, he plays VERY badly on purpose. Other videos have shown him to be a rather competent player.
Critikal: All right, I know what I must do - *flings his son Bloudon off the bike* I must murder my own son! You brought this on yourself. *runs over Bloudon with the bike*
Orphaned Series: In 2010 he started a video series called "Critikal Vs." as an attempt to be more interactive with his fans. The series was supposed to be videos of him fighting video game bosses based on his fans' requests. He only made two episodes.
A recent FAQ video states that he abandoned the series.
Wildlife Commentary Spoof: He has done something similar to this, putting his voice over videos of animals and talking from the animal's perspective about how they'll take over the world, teach humans how to properly use their titties, or something else funny.
X Meets Y: An in-commentary example where he described hacking a keypad as "Sudoku meets my ass".
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