C'est magnifique! Mais c'est pas la guerre, c'est la folie.note
The Crimean War was a war fought on 1853-56 between the Russian Empire
on one side and an alliance consisting of the British Empire
, the French Empire
(no not that empire
— his nephew), the Kingdom of Sardinia
, and the Ottoman Empire (today's Turkey). It also count as the 13th of Russia's 16 wars with Turkey (the first stemming back to the mid 16th Century)
Known in Russia as the Oriental War and sometimes in Britain as the Russian War.
This all started when French Emperor Napoleon III induced the the Ottoman Sultan Abdulmecid I to recognize France as the protector of the Christian peoples in Ottoman Palestine (which at the time meant the whole eastern shore of the Mediterranean: not just modern Israel/Palestine, but also Lebanon and bits of Syria and Turkey). This of course did not sit well with the Russian Tsar, Nicholas I (not the other Nick
), as it had the practical effect of favoring the Catholic communities of the region (particularly the Maronites of Lebanon) over the various Eastern Orthodox
communities of which Russia regarded itself as the natural protector. As a result, Russia sent troops to the Ottoman-controlled Danubian Provinces (in today's Romania), forcing Abdulmecid to declare war on Russia. A surprise attack on Turkish ships in the Battle of Sinop drew Britain and France into the war. The Kingdom of Piedmont came in for reasons unclear to everyone but its Prime Minister, Count Cavour
The war was fought on three fronts, the major front was the Danubian Front, fought in the Balkans (mainly Romania), the Black Sea and the Crimean Peninsula. The name of the war comes from the fact most of the fighting was in the Crimea, particularly in the port city of Sevastopol, which was besieged by the Allies for almost a year before the Russians surrendered.
Other fronts were the Caucasus Campaign (fought mainly in Armenia and Northwestern Turkey), with its major battle being a 5-month siege in Kars, and the Naval Campaign (fought in the Baltic and White Seas as well as the Pacific Ocean) and saw the defeat of the Russian Baltic fleet.
A major cultural touchstone is the Charge of the Light Brigade during the Battle of Balaclava (25 October 1854). Over six hundred English cavalry, following ambiguous instructions misdelivered, courageously charged a heavily-defended Russian outpost and suffered massive casualties. Tennyson wrote a poem about it.
In the end it was an allied victory. The resulting Treaty of Paris (the first since the Napoleonic Wars) gave the Danubian Principality of Moldavia the Budjak, both Moldavia and Wallachia autonomy (to be monitored by the victorious powers; this set off the final chain of events culminating in the official formation of Romania
a few years later) and demilitarized the Black Sea (and unimportantly, the Russian-controlled Åland Islands in Finland).
Russia's setback also instituted greater reforms in the military, which it would put to good use when they fought Turkey again 20 years later. The British military also underwent drastic reforms after their poor performance in this conflict (the aforementioned Light Brigade fiasco in particular having drawn enormous
criticism, even if the actual charge was seen as heroic at the time), especially in medicine, sanitation and officer selection.
Recent historians (Trevor Royle, Orlando Figes) argue that the Crimean War had farther-reaching impact than is generally thought, even beyond medical and military reforms. The unification of Italy was an indirect result of the Piedmontese Kingdom's participation in the war (see below). The blocking of Russian expansion into Eastern Europe, and waning of Austrian power, left a power vacuum which was ultimately filled by a soon-to-be-unified Germany. Turkish nationalism was also stirred by their role in the conflict. All of these had drastic consequences a few decades later
. It was also the first time in the "modern" era that France and Britain cooperated heavily in a military conflict, which was particularly notable as a few decades prior, the two had been at each other's throats as primary belligerents in the greatest war the world had yet known
. The earliest seeds of what would eventually become the Allies of the World Wars and later NATO were probably planted in this conflict.
In more recent times, the conflict has received renewed interest thanks to a second
kind of conflict in Crimea and its environs
Tropes involved in this war and its period :
- The Alliance: Played Ironically Straight with Britain, France and Turkey, since in reality they are all empires.
- A Father to His Men: Admiral Pavel Nakhimov and Sir Colin Campbell.
- Balance of Power: Ottoman Turkey and Romanov Russia for centuries have been fighting for Influence over the Balkans and Ukraine to the West (with Austria and until the late 18th century, Poland), and the Caucasus to the east (with Persia/Iran until the early 19th Century).
- Beam Me Up, Scotty!: Journalist William Howard Russell never used the phrase "thin red line" to describe the Highlanders at Balaclava. His actual words described "a thin red streak tipped with a line of steel."
- Crowning Moment of Awesome: For the British, the Charge of the Heavy Brigade at Balaclava. 600 British cavalry charged uphill against 2,000 Cossacks, in violation of every conceivable military doctrine - and they won. Sadly, the Light Brigade didn't share their fortune and ended up being the ones remembered...
- The Italian Bersaglieri infantry at the Battle of the Chernaya River. After the Italians repelled the Russian attack on their position they saw the French Zouaves were having trouble against the main attack... So they charged the Russian cavalry, forced them to retreat, gave chase and transformed the retreat in a rout when the Russians stopped to regroup and saw the mad soldiers with strange hats were almost on top of them. When they realized what had just happened, the Zouaves gave their red fezs to the Bersaglieri as alternative headgear as a sign of admiration.
- Demoted to Extra: The British and French contingents to the Allied army were roughly equal at the war's onset, and in the early battles like the Alma and Balaclava the British did most of the fighting. But the French were better-able (or more willing) to replace losses to battle and illness, so by the war's final battles the British played an ancillary role, at best. Christopher Hibbert claims that by spring of 1855, the French outnumbered British troops by ten-to-one.
- Diabolus Ex Nihilo: For the Russians, the British attacks on Solovetsky Monastery and Petroplavsk. A full scale world map is the best illustration as to how unconnected and unexpected these strikes seemed.
- Eagle Squadron: the Army of the Piedmontese Kingdom as a whole on this one. They were only fighting the war so they could have a chance to discuss with Britain and France a way to unify the Italian Peninsula. On the Russian side, we had the Bulgarian Legion and the Greek Battalion of Balaklava.
- The Empire: Russia.
- In fact the British, French and Turkey are empires as well.
- The Engineer: Eduard Totleben.
- Hold the Line: The Thin Red Line. Doubles as a Crowning Moment of Awesome for the 93rd Highland Regiment.
- And from Russia's point of view, the defence of Sevastopol was one.
- To make this even more complicated, the siege of Stevastopol tended to be one as well. The Allies had dug in in siege lines all around Stevastopol, and the Russians tried to use their superior manpower to try and break through several times only to be defeated every time. So in a way, the entire campaign consisted of both sides Holding the Line against each other and the campaign ended when the Russian one collapsed.
- Intrepid Reporter: William Howard Russell is notable in being the first reporter to ever be attached to an army; his reporting revolutionized the practice. Notably, his condemnation of the British logistical system's utter failure in comparison to the French system led to widespread reforms.
- Lord Error-Prone/General Failure: Both Lucan and Cardigan were and are criticized for ordering the Charge of the Light Brigade; after the event was over both of them vigorously tried to smear the other. On a larger scale, the incompetence of so many military officers in the British force eventually led to a reform leading to the phase-out of the practice of purchasing commissions. Not that the British had a monopoly on bad generals, however: Canrobert of the French army was nicknamed "Robert Can't" for his indecisiveness, and Prince Menshikov was downright incompetent, losing the Battle of Alma before being Kicked Upstairs.
- The Medic: Florence Nightingale and Mary Seacole on the British side, Nikolai Pirogov and Dasha Sevastopolskaya on the Russian side.
- Obnoxious In-Laws: Lords Cardigan and Lucan, Britain's two primary cavalry commanders, were brothers-in-law nursing a long-held grudge against each other. This had dreadful consequences when Lord Raglan appointed Cardigan to serve under Lucan.
- The Plague: The British and French were scourged by cholera at their initial base in Varna.
- Poor Communication Kills: This is what led to the Charge of the Light Brigade at Balaclava. To summarize:
- During a lull in the battle, Lord Raglan wants the British cavalry to recover artillery captured by the Russians earlier in the day. Raglan doesn't realize that due to the undulating landscape, the South Valley where he directs the advance isn't visible across the entire battlefield.
- Raglan sends several vague orders to Lord Lucan, his cavalry commander, directing him to recover the guns. Lucan cannot see the South Valley from his vantage point and declines to act. He's further baffled by Raglan's comment that he would "be supported by infantry, which has been ordered to advance on two fronts," assuming this means he shouldn't attack until British infantry arrives.note However, Lucan makes no effort to clarify Raglan's instructions.
- Not understanding Lucan's inaction, Raglan writes the fateful fourth order, which reads: "Lord Raglan wishes the cavalry to advance rapidly to the front, follow the enemy, and try to prevent the enemy from carrying away the guns. Troop of horse artillery may accompany. French cavalry on your left. Immediate." Note the absence of specific reference points for Lucan to follow.
- Raglan sends his aide, Captain Louis Nolan, to deliver the message, verbally emphasizing that Lucan must attack immediately. Still confused by Raglan's orders, Lucan loses his temper and angrily demands that Nolan clarify. Nolan responds by gesturing towards the North Valley, where the Russians have positioned several artillery batteries, supported by riflemen and several cavalry squadrons.
- Lucan passes the order to Lord Cardigan, commanding the Light Brigade. Cardigan initially disbelieves the order, sending aides to Lucan to clarify. Eventually Lucan joins Cardigan and explains that he's to advance down the North Valley. Cardigan protests but Lucan insists it's Raglan's order, and the Charge begins.
- As a tragic postscript, Captain Nolan rides with Cardigan and appears to recognize his mistake as the advance begins. However, he's killed by Russian artillery fire before he can alert Cardigan.
- Royals Who Actually Do Something: The Duke of Cambridge, Queen Victoria's cousin, commanded a British infantry division in the war's early stages. Napoleon III reportedly wanted to take personal command of French forces in the Crimea, but was talked out of it by his generals.
- Silly Reason for War: The complex background of tensions over Ottoman decline and Russian expansion aside, the war's immediate cause was a dispute over access to the Church of Nativity in the Holy Land between Orthodox and Catholic clergymen. Even at the time, many expressed bafflement that such a trivial issue could trigger an international crisis, let alone a war.
- Small Reference Pools: Thanks to popular media, pretty much the only things most Westerners recognize from this war are Florence Nightingale and the Charge of the Light Brigade. Never mind that the Charge was only one part of the Battle of Balaclava. Or that Balaclava was a minor skirmish compared to the larger, bloodier and more important battles at the Alma and Inkerman, let alone the protracted Siege of Sevastopol. Or, for that matter, that Russia and Turkey fought major campaigns in the Balkans and the Caucasus without British or French participation.
- The Snack Is More Interesting: Sir George Cathcart at Balaclava. Ordered to organize his infantry division as the Russians advanced, Cathcart instead told Lord Raglan's aide to sit down and have breakfast with him. The incredulous aide refused and argued with Cathcart for half an hour until he finally mobilized his troops.
- The Siege: Used in Sevastopol and Kars.
- We ARE Struggling Together: Frictions between the British, the French, the Turks, and eventually the Austrians accounted for much of the blundering. This largely because there was no unified Allied command; Raglan, St. Arnaud and Omar Pasha operated independently and more or less had to agree to cooperate.
- Weather of War: The Battle of Inkerman, fought mostly in a compounded fog and rainstorm. More generally both sides, but especially the Allies, suffered during an extremely harsh winter.
- What Could Have Been: Had the war dragged on slightly longer, there was a good chance of Austria, Spain, Sweden and even the United States intervening. After Sevastopol's surrender, the main belligerents agreed to negotiate before things spun completely out of control.
- Xanatos Gambit: Piedmont's participation in the war. The Piedmontese Prime Minister Count Cavour came into the war recognizing that no matter how large or small the commitment, no matter whether they won or lost, the other powers, particularly France, would owe the Kingdom a solid. A few years later, Cavour calls in the favour: France must ally with the Kingdom of Piedmont against the Habsburgs and help them take Northern Italy. The ever-honorable Napoleon III couldn't refuse, though considering his relations with Russia this wasn't a terrible burden.
- He later called in the favour from Britain too: two Royal Navy ships covered Garibaldi's landing in the Kingdom of Two Sicilies, allowing Cavour's plan for conquering the place to start.
- Young Future Famous People: Garnet Wolseley and Evelyn Wood, both future British field marshals, served in the conflict, as did Richard Burton and Charles Gordon. A young Russian artilleryman named Leo Tolstoy first gained literary recognition for his memoirs, Sevastopol Sketches. Finally, the United States sent Captain George McClellan to the Crimea as a military observer. Eduard Totleben would later take part in reducing Plevna and command the entire Russian field army in the Balkans during the Russo-Turkish War.
- Zerg Rush: The Russian and to a lesser extent Turkish militaries were *infamous* for this, since unlike the Western parts of the Allies they didn't need to worry about PR or running out of people. It also caused them to suffer more than anyone else. Many works cover the Charge of the Light Brigade, but the most even more catastrophic Russian attempts to "Bounce" the Western Allies out are left with Leo Tolstoy.
- The "Sevastopol Sketches", by Leo Tolstoy, who actually fought in the siege. Tolstoy is more famous for much longer works like War and Peace.
- Flashman at the Charge by George Mac Donald Fraser.
- The Charge of the Light Brigade, 1936 film starring Errol Flynn and very Very Loosely Based on a True Story.
- A more accurate remake of The Charge Of The Light Brigade was released in 1968.
- The Thursday Next series is set in an Alternate History where the Crimean War continued into the 21st century.
- In Anti-Ice by Stephen Baxter, the discovery of the titular Phlebotinum results in a sudden and explosive end to the Crimean War.
- "The Trooper", one of Iron Maiden's most famous songs, retells the Charge of the Light Brigade from the point of view of one of the British cavalrymen involved.
- Mentioned in an unusual context in this hilarious post on the discussion board of AlternateHistory.com. The post spoofs the overuse of WWII as a setting for FPS games by inverting it to the Crimean War as the most popular game setting and WWII getting barely any mention at all in games.
- "Kauan on kärsitty" (Long have we suffered) is a Finnish march that tells about events of this war.
- The Great Train Robbery(1979) directed by Michael Crichton based on his novel starring Sean Connery and Donald Sutherland. It was based on a real robbery in 1855 Britain of £12,000 worth of gold being shipped by train to finance the Crimean War.
- Gets a nod in the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode "Sacrifice of Angels", when a Starfleet force of 600 ships prepares to attack a Dominion fleet twice their number. Chief O'Brien and Julian Bashir begin quoting Alfred, Lord Tennyson's poem at each other. When an alien crewmember asks for an explanation of the poem, they assure him he'd rather not hear it, given the part Starfleet was about to play.