But I Digress
Everybody loves a speech, especially when it helps sort out the life or relationships of the characters you've been following for the last hour and a half. But wait... isn't this a bit inappropriate for the context of the speech? Why is Bob talking about his rocky relationship with Alice and the zany adventures they'd been through in the last week, when the audience is here for the Annual Refrigerator Salesman Awards? It doesn't matter that Bob should have been pulled offstage before the often-lengthy speech could end, everyone still bursts into Spontaneous Applause at the end (whether Alice responds favorably or not). Common in valedictorian speeches, where the student is expected to make their own speech but tends to forget about anything that doesn't have to do with the plot of the film, College Movies where the protagonist gives a What Have We Become speech, and romantic comedies/dramas, as in the example above. Differs from Character Filibuster in that the character is supposed to be giving a speech, but what he says has little to nothing to do with the speech's official purpose. Contrast Disorganized Outline Speech, where the speaker is on topic, but can't seem to get to the point. Compare Holding the Floor, where the speaker is digressing deliberately to buy time. Bitter Wedding Speech is a close relative. For when it's not part of a speech, see Derailed Train of Thought.
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- The musical version of this is used in Music and Lyrics, with the song Don't Write Me Off Just Yet, but then again it's Truth in Television that this happens all the time with songwriters, and justified since the girl whose concert it was loves stuff like that and shoehorned it in at the last minute.
- Plot Point #1 in I Love You Beth Cooper.
- Elle's speech to Congress in Legally Blonde 2.
- Lampshaded in Mean Girls. Cady is voted queen of the Spring Fling and launches into a talk about how divisive the past year has been and how everybody should get along, which the principal interrupts to point out, "You're really not required to make a speech."
- The end of The American President juuuust about pulls off combining an Anguished Declaration of Love with a political press conference.
- Marisa Tomei's scene as an expert witness at the end of My Cousin Vinny, which doubles as a resolution to her lover's tiff with the title character.
Vinny: And because both cars were made by GM... were both cars available in metallic mint green paint?
Lisa: They WUH!
Vinny: Thank you, Ms. Vito. No more questions. Thank you very, very much. You've been a lovely [kiss], lovely [kiss] witness.
- Subverted in Magicians, the Mitchell And Webb movie. Harry declares his love for Linda while accepting his award and insists she come onstage and share it. When she gets there, he hastily clarifies off-mike that he doesn't strictly love her yet, because they don't know each other that well, but he does like her. She's happy to accept this.
Live Action TV
- In Malcolm in the Middle, Malcolm partially does this in the finale with his valedictorian speech before continuing with his planned speech.
- In 3rd Rock from the Sun Tommy uses his Valedictorian speech to plead with his exgirlfriend to take him back. When this fails he returns to his original Valedictorian speech "Long Live Rock!"
- Mocked in an episode of American Dad!, where a famous football player was receiving an award in front of a stadium full of people. Said football player was unable to accept his son being gay. Stan dragged his son up on stage and tried to work things out in front of the whole audience. This didn't work at all, but the audience still cheered constantly for no apparent reason (lampshaded with "They'll cheer for anything!").
- People love to propose marriage in wacky, creative ways in public settings. Like at karaoke bar, or on a radio show, or on the billboard at a sports game. Often, they really do get spontaneous applause from the audience.