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Mole King: Why live up here on the crust when you can be with me in the soily filling of the sweet Earth pie?
Larry: Better than it sounds!
So you love a series. You own all the volumes, have various merchandise, can quote characters off the top of your head, and know every plot twist by heart.
However, one day someone asks the dreaded question "What's this about?" And suddenly it hits you — trying to sum it up in only a few sentences makes it sound really really ridiculous, and though the show itself may take itself entirely seriously, suddenly all the random parts, nonsensical aspects and just plain weirdness are laid bare before you.
But, really it's Better Than It Sounds once you actually see it in action.
This is the place to record those descriptions — the random, the understated, and the WTF. * This isn't "Sum up your favorite movie in one sentence!", rather it is for the summaries that would make a person say "This would never sell!". This is not They Fight Crime, since those shows have an inherently ridiculous concept as part of the catch — these are only made ridiculous by us mentioning things out of context.
To keep it interesting, put the name of the series in spoiler tags and try keep this from becoming Complaining About Shows You Dont Like; it's actually Making Fun Of Things You Do Like. And most of all, have fun.
See also Paint The Hero Black.
This Trope Contains Spoilers By Necessity. Read At Your Own Risk.
World Wide Web
- TV Tropes Wiki: A bunch of self-admitted geeks and nerds talk about various recurring things in all forms of media.
- Just For Fun: Said geeks take a break from talking about media in order to talk about talking about media.
- Better Than It Sounds: Said geeks take really cool idea, completely miss the point, summarise a bunch of things in an unfunny, obvious fashion.
- I Thought It Meant: Said geeks celebrate their inability to communicate ideas effectively.
- Made Of Win: Said geeks congratulate each other on their geeky work.
- Crowning Moment Of Awesome: Said geeks congratulate entirely fictional people on their feats of unbelievability.
- Tear Jerker: Said geeks cry like babies over made-up stuff.
- Discontinuity: Said geeks say that stuff that didn't happen didn't happen more than other things that also didn't happen.
- Narm: Said geeks laugh at things that are supposed to be Serious Business.
- It Just Bugs Me: Said geeks gripe about things that don't make sense that never really happened anyway. (most of them, actually)
- Nightmare Fuel: Said geeks get terrified at various stuff.
- High Octane Nightmare Fuel: Said geeks are severely sleep-deprived.
- Fetish Fuel: Said geeks are all a bunch of sick raging perverts.
- Better Than It Sounds: Said geeks make things sound unreasonable and uninteresting.
- Better Than It Sounds: Said geeks Didnt Do The Research, and accidentally reference the same page with the same parody text twice, then do it again intentionally to mock themselves.
- Magnificent Bastard: Said geeks are in awe of decidedly nasty characters.
- Moral Event Horizon: Said geeks pronounce fictional sins unforgivable.
- Complete Monster: Said geeks pronounce fictional sinners unforgivable.
- Laconic Wiki: Said geeks try to describe everything into one short sentence.
- Wild Mass Guessing: Said geeks discuss bizarre ideas and plant trees.
- TV Tropes Wiki Drinking Game: Said geeks drink for fun.
- The Woobie: Said geeks feel sorry for fictional (most of them, anyway) characters.
- Worse Than It Sounds: Said geeks make bad works sound good.
- Dont Shoot The Message: Said geeks complain about people on their side of a controversy.
- TV Tropes The TV Show: Said geeks decide to create a TV show, or maybe an online animated series, or maybe a webcomic (depends on who you ask), where all the main characters are either superpowered blatant self-inserts of said geeks, or cool characters stolen from other works.
- Wikipedia: Giant website that seeks to be the repository for all the world's knowledge. Spends much of its time hosting arguments about what qualifies as "knowledge".
- Didn't we get these two the wrong way round?
- Nah, seriously, who the hell needs "all the world's knowledge"? The former site is much more useful.
- Alternatively: The website where people who know nothing try to figure out if they know something.
- Zero Punctuation: A snarky British guy reviews video games accompanied by off-beat animation.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: An alcoholic nerd rages about shitty games.
- The Internet: People all around the world are brought together by the things they love best, which appear to be pornography, repetition of various phrases, arguing, and cats.
- Specifically, pictures of cats with text captions added.
- 4chan: Place where most of the aforementioned repetiotions of various phrases are born in. Also called the asshole of the aforementioned place.
- Dr Horribles Sing Along Blog A forty-five-minute-long low budget romantic comedy supervillian musical tragedy in the form of a video blog.
- Shinji and Warhammer 40K: A young boy finds a box full of wargame miniatures and starts talking to them. They start talking back. Then he gets a giant robot. And Psychic Powers. Then the weird stuff starts.
- Thousand Shinji: A different version of that young boy converts his friends to his cult in a plot against his father.
- Broken Saints: Four ethnically diverse outcasts travel to California to take on an Big Bad Corporation with an Evil Plan.
- X the "Abridged Series": A guy takes a Merchandise Driven anime and redubs it using the same five jokes over and over. Everyone copies him.
- Sailor Moon Abridged: The universe plays a gigantic cosmic joke on a British cat and an Australian cat who have had sex twice.
- Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer?: Twee pop star loses his mind on vinyl.
- Skeletal Lamping: Said twee pop star now believes he is a black man who has had multiple sex changes(a man, a woman, then back to a man), was in a funk rock band in the 70s called Arousal, and has gone through multiple phases.
- There She Is!: Interracial dating is Serious Business.
- Survival Of The Fittest: Hockey players get slaughtered, teenage girls get raped with vases, killers angst about their actions, and only a few make it out alive from the whole mess.
- Tim Curry: An actor whose most famous roles are that of a clown, talking smoke, and a transvestite.
- Fobbies Are Borange: An angry, chain-smoking 13-year-old girl, an emotionless pyromaniac, an aspiring broadway star, and a child suffering heavily from ADD save the world from evil yet incredibly stupid orange blob aliens. The ending makes people cry.
- Tree From My Youth: An emotionally broken boy and his dog try to stop a fat old man who uses television and lightning to control an island, with the help of weird people (and their pets), but in audio form!
- Loids Are Not Christmas: A retarded child, a boy living in a trash can, a religious girl, and a dead person save the world from an evil alien by singing Umbrella.
- Bum Reviews: A hyperactive homeless man reviews movies and asks for change.
- The Nostalgia Critic: Guy rages over old TV shows and movies, does countdowns, and dies often.
- The Nostalgia Chick: Girl rages over old TV shows and movies, does countdowns, and becomes a sex symbol for it.
- Ask That Guy With The Glasses: Bespectacled man is asked unusual questions to which he gives comedic, highly disturbing and somewhat sociopathic answers.
- Atop the Fourth Wall: An annoyed comic book nerd in a hat.
- Protectors Of The Plot Continuum: Borderline psychos go into other peoples' works and off the main characters in creative ways. The organization is run by telepathic plants.
- The Reorganisation: The above organization is found to be run by The Mole.
- The Original Series: Tolkien's world is really, really messed up.
- Crashing Down: A Star Wars Expy and an evil saprophytic fungus are back for revenge.
- There Will Be Glitter: When a plague ends, a legion of squeeing idiots nearly takes over the organization. An up-and-coming technician throws his life away avenging the man who put a lot of time and effort into training him.
- The Key to Canon: A berserker cyborg and a Mega Neko try to keep a Cosmic Keystone away from the Beast. Along the way, they recruit a Starfleet officer and turn her into a Time Lady. In the end, it is Jesus who saves the day.
- The Ypur Invasion: A bunch of robots dump wild animals in HQ. They are rounded up. When they escape a month later, a Dalek has trouble with orders and an Innocent Fanservice Girl learns why you do not wear transparent clothing in the presence of Really Gets Around characters.
- Official Fanfiction Universities: Fans are put through hell by the characters they love.
- The Official Fanfiction University of Middle-Earth: An Eldritch Abomination is rebuilt as a wall and the ultimate evils teach about evil.
- The Official Fanfiction University of Cats: Furries run a school in a junkyard.
- The Official Fanfiction University of Redwall: Furries run a school in a monastery.
- The Official Fanfiction University of MREDURE: Students learn how to tell a story with the help of the multiverse's best programmers, a lot of kings, some villains, and more. Four psychos help keep order.
- The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy: Students teach how to write well.
- You Tube: People slap together video footage and sounds (usually taken from their favorite TV shows) seemingly at random.
- Stray: a young Soviet soldier gives a new meaning to Stalking Is Love as he irreparably violates his universe's space-time continuum to get together with an anime geek who lives several decades in his future. Metaphor-laden gay sex ensues.
- SCP Foundation: Morally ambiguous top-secret world-spanning organization works to secure, contain, and protect various artifacts, locations, and individuals that threaten "normalcy." Included among their employees are a Body Surfing baboon, an expy of Indiana Jones, and Satan, who likes shotguns.
- Undocumented Features: A bunch of bored college students create a Mega Crossover with over 100 different works. One of the main problems in the work is solved by Breaking The Fourth Wall and having the authors make a Heroic Sacrifice.
- Tasakeru: On an alternate Earth without humans, society's rejects band together to survive. Features samurai squirrels, big spiders, explosions, and frequent innuendo courtesy of a barely-dressed vixen.
- Super Mario Bros Z: Two plumbers, two rodents, and a reptile team up to prevent a robot and a different reptile (with the help from a mysterious fat man) from acquiring colored rocks. A lot of problems encountered involve violence.
- There Will Be Brawl: A small-time drug dealer has to deal with a serial killer who kills mob bosses and another who eats his victims, a corrupt police force, and a brother who has NEVER been a plumber.
Music
- Aerosmith: Five musicians from Boston. They have a Roller Coaster featuring their songs, spent the equivalent of an airplane in drugs, and their first #1 was a Disaster Movie theme song.
- Apocalyptica: Finns rocking out with cellos.
- The Beatles: Four musicians from Northern England. Before the split, one recorded some incomprehensible and awful albums. After the split, another one married a one-legged woman, the third produced a Monty Python film and nobody cared about the fourth (he even had drinking problems).
- The Birthday Massacre: Canadian Perky Goths sing Mind Screwy songs and make disturbing videos. They also jump around a lot, and occasionally wear bunny ears.
- Buckethead: Masked KFC-enthusiast who plays the guitar.
- Daft Punk: Two French guys who cut bits out of good songs, add a beat, and then appear onstage to perform them standing in a pyramid made of incandescent tubes. Oh, and they pretend to be robots.
- David Bowie: British man famous for unusual songs, androgyny, and appearing in movies.
- Dragon Force: A Multinational Team whose songs consist entirely of fantasy cliches and guitar solos.
- Elvis Presley: A truck driver from Mississippi who knew how to sing and dance. That in his first appearance was shown only from waist up.
- Foo Fighters: Four musicians, named after ufology, and led by a guy who used to be another band's drummer.
- Gorillaz: A band consisting of a blue haired childish Casanova and both eyes pressed into his head, a Satanist who owns Satan's own bass (El Diablo), a 15 year old Japanese Super Soldier and a drummer who has been possessed by multiple spirits.
- Guns N Roses: Before: Five, and later six, highly intoxicated musicians led by a troublemaker. Later:
Troublemaker Prima donna singer and lots of musicians which he hires and fires at will.
- Iron Maiden: A lot of British musicians, led by a slightly hyperactive bassist and a hammy singer. They like to write songs based on books and movies.
- Led Zeppelin: Four British musicians, who wrote lots of songs based on Tolkien, lost a drummer who choked on his own vomit, and won't reform because their singer loathes their biggest hit.
- Linkin Park: Six men who can't decide what genre they belong to and go from angsty rock ballads to angsty rapcore. Also, the lead singer tends to scream a lot.
- Metallica: Three Californians and a Dane who got together during The Eighties, changed their musical style and haircuts (to the chagrin of the fandom) in The Nineties. Their drummer made a total ass of himself about file sharing. Fans are divided as to the exact moment when they Jumped The Shark, but even the band admits that they wish they could just pretend that their ninth album never happened.
- Michael Jackson: Former Child Star from Indiana who knew how to sing and dance (and spend money - a lot of it on becoming a living, walking Uncanny Valley).
- Nine Inch Nails: A guy records himself playing a bunch of instruments, and then edits them together into songs, some of which he makes videos for. Oh, and they're among the most insanely disturbing videos ever.
- Oasis: Five British musicians, (that used to be) led by brothers who tend to copy the "Four musicians from Northern England" above and argue between themselves.
- Opeth: Five Swedes decide that what death metal really needs is more Hammond Organ and jazz guitar and make many music videos that appear to be set in abandoned Victorian mansions.
- Queen: A guy with an ABD in astrophysics joins forces with a flamboyantly gay singer to write mini-rock operas about riding a bicycle. Over 30 years later he gets that PhD.
- The Residents: Four guys from Louisiana wear eyeball masks and make bizarre music.
- The Rolling Stones: Four British musicians tough to kill and/or retire.
- The Who:
Four Three Two British musicians. Tough to retire, but easy to kill.
- They Might Be Giants: A rock band consisting entirely of nerds named either John or Daniel, except for the one guy named Marty. And there's an accordion.
- U2: Four musicians from Ireland that promote awareness for the Environment.
- Vocaloid: They aren't even real and the most well known of them is Mary Sue.
Misc.
- Hydrogen hydroxide a.k.a. Water: A chemical that is the largest contributor to acid rain and fatal when inhaled in large amounts. Despite this, it can be found in almost any home and certainly any chemistry lab. No organized movement to make it illegal has ever gathered enough support to be successful.
- Organized religion: People around the world argue and kill each other about various books, most of which are driving at the same point, which is not to kill people.
- Protest atheism: People decide to throw out the baby with the bathwater and say that the books themselves are wrong and bad.
- Agnosticism:: People who claim that it is completely impossible to know whether the books are true or not, and are often disliked by the more militant members of both of the above groups.
- Deism: People who believe that the protagonist of the various books exists, but didn't do most of the things that the books say (s)he did.
- Pornography: People get naked and are filmed doing things which, sometimes, come waaaaaay out of left field.
- Braces: A painful, years-long method of skeletal readjustment and sometimes bone removal, resulting in permanent disfiguration, to which children are subject against their will. This is, for some, necessary to be considered attractive.
- Life: A state of being in which those who experience it go through years of slow deterioration of bodily parts and have nothing better to do than talk about random things in places like this, release excess fecal matter, and participate in the world's slowest and least impressive MMO.
- I don't know, the graphics are really good, the dialogue (usually) better than others and the full immersion something else. The quests are bit vague, though.
- Also, it's far too expensive.
- Death: The (mostly) Downer Ending to the above, with little known about what happens after. Depending on the personal views of the participant, what comes afterwards is either good, bad, or ambiguous.
- Pregnancy / Childbirth: A parasite (or sometimes more than one) lodges itself within a woman and slowly grows over most of a year, affecting the woman physically and psychologically. Eventually the parasite(s) is ejected painfully from the body; however, it typically stays with the woman for years, and the woman may even be imprisoned if she abandons the creature. Despite the intense physical and emotional discomfort the woman is put through during this time, the growth and arrival of the creature is widely considered a beautiful and life-affirming affair.
- Adoption: After its ejection from the body, the parasite is passed off to a surrogate host, who continues the process as normal.
- Sex: An exhausting and at times messy and uncomfortable (physically and emotionally) activity that can cause disease and in some extreme cases even death but which is nevertheless is widely enjoyed, greatly sought after by many (especially those who have not yet done it) and is in fact considered healthy and essential for survival. Despite it's widespread popularity, undertaking it in front of other people is widely disapproved of and can be embarrassing. Is the leading cause of the aforementioned parasites.
- Employment: People engage in a series of tasks, usually of a routine and often repetitive nature. Although the routine in which these tasks are undertaken varies from person to person, for many people this involves getting up very early in the morning and undertaking them for several hours at a time, usually until the day is well and truly over. Despite the fact that few people (unless they're lucky) can truly claim to enjoy this routine, those who do not undertake it are often looked down upon and are widely disadvantaged in society.
- How is that supposed to be better than it sounds?
- Breathing The constant repetition of an act that intakes a deadly and addictive poison on principle, can cause internal bleeding and hemmhorage if done improperly, and significantly increases the carbon footprint of every person who does it. Any attempt to stop results in painful and invariably fatal withdrawal.
- Fiction: People make stuff up; it's sometimes based on truth, but it's often complete make-believe. This results in the formation of multi-million dollar industries, varying degrees of fame and fortune for those doing the making-up, and numerous and often intense discussions about it on the Internet.
- Music: A series of sounds which need to be heard in the right order and by the right person to be appreciated; otherwise, it's noise.
- Philosophy: Endless debates between self-proclaimed geniuses that have been going on since the beginning of civilization.
- Warfare: An event in which two nations fight against each other. Sometimes several other nations join in, supporting which side that they feel will help their interests more.
- "Civil" Warfare: Same as above, but this time it's one nation fighting against itself.
- These are, in fact, only better than it sounds when compared to the usual alternative. They have, in fact, been famously described as "hell".
- Sports: The distillation of war into various forms for fun and profit. More fun than war, because the rules are easier to follow and far fewer people get killed. You are not considered to be a real man if you do not enjoy it and are often accused of homosexuality, despite the fact that most of these activities involve sweaty, muscular men wearing spandex and grabbing balls.
- Wrestling: a form of the above, with two half-naked men grabbing at each other.
- Baseball: Hit a dude's ball with your rod and run home before his goons catch you.
- Association Football: Men (and sometimes women) kick a ball around a field for 90 minutes. Often for longer.
- Video Games: That distillation, but with all the physical aspects that may actually result in excercise removed, and a general aura that only men can participate, although women take place in a different distilation, which is in fact a distillation of lock picking put into the form of moving non-physical jewels around a 2-dimensional surface.
- Love: Staking your happiness on another person, often making you miserable, crazy,
or and evil. And it's involuntary.
- Some forms can be partly described as a weird trick nature plays on humans to help keep the species going.
- Hopeless Romantics: People who apply this concept to itself.
- Marriage: Because of the above (and possibly the "exhausting and at times messy and uncomfortable activity"), two people move together. Many things can go wrong (including results of the "parasite generation") and lead to an end where one tries to extort as much from the other as possible. Almost always ends in either heartbreak or death (death is the "good" ending).
- Sleep: A state of semi-voluntary unconsciousness during which strange and occasionally disturbing visions may be experienced.
- Dreams: A set of variably bizarre hallucinations happening daily if you're doing it right.
- Pets: Creatures which eat voraciously, destroy everything they can get away with, reproduce in spades, and are incredibly difficult to train to do anything, but are kept around mostly because they're cute.
- Humans: Creatures which eat voraciously, destroy everything they can get away with, reproduce in spades, and are incredibly difficult to train to do anything, but stick around mostly because they're hard to fully dispose of.
- Civilization: Giving up hours of one's species' free time, along with 150,000+ years of tradition, and enslaving other species so your own kind won't go hungry.
- The Game: Ignorance is bliss.
- Dammit! You just HAD to bring that up, didn't you?
- Action Movies: A body of work dedicated to the belief that the world's problems can only be solved by doing things that will get you at least life in prison.
- Eggs: Fowl menstruation used as edible foodstuffs.
- Fruit: Engorged plant ovaries used as edible foodstuffs.
- Honey: Plant semen regurgitated by hordes of flying insects and used as edible foodstuffs.
- Wrong on one point, I'm afraid: it's not made from plant semen, it's made from odorous secretions designed to attract the insects so that they will facilitate plant sex. (You have no idea how difficult it was to type that in accordance with the style of this page; this troper is a total prude.)
- Forest Honey: Parasite excrements regurgitated by hordes of flying insects and used as edible foodstuffs.
- Flowers: Genitalia used to show affection, sympathy, or as a major ingredient to make liquids with no other purpose than to make the wearer stinky.
- Piercings: Foreign pieces of metal painfully forced into parts of the body for the sake of (perceived) attractiveness.
- Trains: A chain of boxes on wheels travelling along one or two rods.
- Bicycle: A device that is so unstable it must be travelling at speed to remain upright on its own. People, especially young children, fall off them frequently; as a result, many places have laws requiring specialised safety gear to operate them.
- Guiness Book of Records: A massive list of who/what is best at something.
- Lord of the Dance: A shirtless man in tight pants stomps his feet in complicated patterns, accompanied by about 100 Irish people in funny dresses who also stomp their feet in complicated patterns and hardly ever move their upper bodies.
- Vacuum Cleaner: This sucks.
- Leaf Blower: This blows.
- Jesus Christ: Well-known carpenter who was executed by The Roman Empire for supposedly "conspiring" to overthrow the government under pressure of local religious leaders.
- Nascar: White guys in cars driving in a circle for three and a half hours.
- They've got a black guy now.
- And a woman.
- This is actually exactly how it sounds.
- Horse Racing: Guys ride animals in circles for hours
- Formula 1 Racing: People drive around an a figure eight for hours
- Speech: Moving various parts of your mouth and upper respiratory system in order to make a series of sounds with an arbitrary relation to real things. Can lead to fatal choking, and depending on the real or assumed referents of said arbitrary sounds, other fatal consequences.
- Drinking: Imbibing the toxic liquid chemical byproducts of decaying plant ovaries in order to impair brain function. Said impairment is caused by the delay between ingestion of said toxic chemicals, and removal of said toxic chemicals by the liver. Come to think of it this is exactly as bad as it sounds, but YMMV...
- Disney Theme Parks: You pay hundreds of dollars so you and your family can stand around in the hot sun for hours, watch severely abridged versions of a bunch of movies you've probably already seen several times, and get the autographs of professional cosplayers. The more days in a row you do it, the more people will envy you.
- Mathematics: A dark art through which people attempt to learn more about entities not of this dimension, entities that cannot be directly experienced and yet still control much of this universe. Many practitioners of this art are known to have mental illness, and childhood exposure to this art leaves many people in the world traumatised to the point of doing anything to avoid it.
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