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->Lincoln Sternn, you stand here accused of 12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Federation property, 22 counts of piracy in high space, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of rape...and one moving violation.
-->Prosecutor, ''WesternAnimation/HeavyMetal''

When listing three or more things, the comedy rule is to ''not'' finish strong, but to list some strong examples followed by a very weak example, for the funny. Also, stick to the RuleOfThree as closely as possible.

See also: ListOfTransgressions, ArsonMurderAndLifeSaving, FelonyMisdemeanor, GoodNewsBadNews, OddNameOut, TheTriple. Compare PokeThePoodle, AllCrimesAreEqual, JaywalkingWillRuinYourLife, when the minor crime carries significant consequences. The inverse is BreadEggsMilkSquick, where a list of seemingly mundane things ends with something much darker. ClueEvidenceAndASmokingGun is a related inverse that deals with deductions rather than listing things.


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